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00:00Episode 2
00:02From now on, Kusetsu no Genin will present a family-themed story.
00:06It's a family-themed story.
00:09Oh?
00:10Ha!
00:13So, you've finally broken the blockade of the church.
00:16Father.
00:17Now, I've taught you all of the techniques of the Shinkage-ryu.
00:21Thank you for your long training.
00:25With all of the techniques I've taught you,
00:28I promise to establish the best budo club in the world
00:31and let the world know the greatness of the Shinkage-ryu.
00:36I see.
00:37I forgot to tell you, but the Shinkage-ryu has a final test.
00:42A final test?
00:44You will fight me and kill me.
00:47What?
00:48You will be the first one to surpass me and become a true successor.
00:52No...
00:53I can't do that!
00:55Don't be so naive!
00:56To become a true successor, you must follow Shura's path.
01:01I'm a budoka, too.
01:03If I lose to someone stronger than me and die,
01:06I'll die as a budoka.
01:09I understand.
01:11I'll take the final test.
01:14I see.
01:15With all of the techniques I've taught you,
01:19I'll surpass you today!
01:22That is my ultimate strategy.
01:35Shoot!
01:38He's the captain.
01:41Chikubi!
01:44Captain!
01:46This is the end!
01:48I didn't teach you that!
01:51I didn't teach you that!
01:53Stop it!
01:55Disgusting!
01:57What are you doing?
01:59My father told me to kill you.
02:00I don't want to die like this!
02:02I can't stand being killed by such a disgusting technique!
02:06What is that technique?
02:08I arranged the techniques I learned from my father into my own style.
02:12Don't do that!
02:14It's like a gag manga!
02:16Listen up!
02:17The technique I taught you is called Shishinken.
02:21I arranged it into Kancho-ken.
02:23It's a technique that crushes the enemy's throat.
02:27I arranged it into Chikubi-tsune-ri.
02:29There are many beautiful footwork techniques.
02:32Kinteki-geri.
02:33Disgusting.
02:36Fight with the techniques I taught you.
02:39It's a serious battle.
02:41I'm doing it seriously.
02:44This technique is the strongest.
02:46Shut up!
02:48Let's go!
02:52What will happen?
02:54That's it!
02:59That's the technique I taught you!
03:03He disappeared!
03:04That's not it!
03:14That's the technique I taught you!
03:22Come on!
03:25I was defeated!
03:27I was doing my best!
03:30I'm home!
03:32Hey, dad.
03:34When will you buy me a new colored pencil?
03:37I don't have money.
03:39I only have brown left.
03:41You can't draw.
03:42I used it.
03:43You can draw meat.
03:45I drew meat.
03:47Then use sportswear.
03:48I was chosen as the leader of the cheerleading team.
03:51So use sportswear.
03:53I don't have money, so I can't do it.
03:55Run with an overcoat.
03:56It's light, so it's fast.
03:58Dad.
03:59I'm in a bad mood.
04:00Did you lose the gamble again?
04:02What do you mean again?
04:03I was winning.
04:05Shut up!
04:06Then I'll cheer for you.
04:09I'll cheer you up so your father can win the gamble!
04:14Go go!
04:17Dad!
04:19Go, go, dad!
04:21Win the gamble!
04:23Go, go, dad!
04:26What's this?
04:29Stop that!
04:31You're weird.
04:32Go!
04:33Go!
04:35Stop it!
04:36Too much.
04:39If you do this to me, I'm going to quit gambling.
04:42What?
04:43You're going to quit gambling?
04:45If you quit gambling,
04:46if you quit gambling,
04:47I won't be able to eat!
04:49You've raised me too well.
04:52Then let's decide by gambling.
04:54Okay.
04:55Whether or not I quit gambling,
04:57let's decide by dog or horse.
04:58Okay.
04:59Dog or horse.
05:00What are you talking about?
05:02Okay.
05:03Choose one.
05:04Why?
05:05Choose one.
05:06This one.
05:07If this one wins, I'll quit gambling.
05:10If this one wins, I'll continue gambling.
05:12Okay?
05:13The one who reaches this line first wins.
05:16Okay.
05:17Ready.
05:19Start!
05:20Go!
05:22Hey, don't stop!
05:23Don't stop!
05:24Go!
05:25Hey!
05:26Hey!
05:27Hey!
05:28Hey!
05:29Hey!
05:30Hey!
05:31Hey!
05:32Hey!
05:33Hey!
05:34Hey!
05:35Hey!
05:36You always come to me!
05:38You always come to me!
05:39What are you doing?
05:41I lost!
05:42I lost!
05:43This is fun!
05:45So, you decided to continue gambling?
05:47I'll continue gambling for the rest of my life!
05:53If he's supported by children, he might quit.
05:55He might quit.
05:56He might quit.
05:57He might quit.
05:58Nice to meet you.
05:59Nice to meet you.
06:00I'm Dai Shizen.
06:01I'm Dai Shizen.
06:02Nice to meet you.
06:03Nice voice.
06:04From now on, let's stop telling lies in manzai.
06:08What do you mean?
06:09Until now, we've been fooling around and telling a lot of lies.
06:13From now on, let's only tell the truth in manzai.
06:16That's not interesting.
06:19Then, let's only tell the truth in the convenience store interview setting.
06:24Are you just going to show us a play?
06:27I'll be the manager.
06:28You be the interviewer.
06:30Okay.
06:32Then, let's start the interview.
06:35Nice to meet you.
06:36This is the resume.
06:39Your name is Sato Roger Ryonosuke.
06:43Roger.
06:44It's my middle name.
06:46I was born in Los Angeles, USA.
06:48I got my middle name from California.
06:51By the way, what's the name of the hospital you were born in?
06:54It's Beverly Hills Hospital.
06:57It's a joke, isn't it?
06:59It's the truth.
07:01It's the truth.
07:03By the way, what does your father do?
07:06He used to be a hairdresser in Los Angeles.
07:09Now, he works as a military police officer in Okinawa.
07:14MP?
07:15By the way, I'm the eldest son.
07:17My second son is in the JSDF.
07:19And my third son is from Okinawa.
07:21So, he has a pistol in his hand.
07:25It's a joke, isn't it?
07:27It's the truth.
07:28It's the truth.
07:30By the way, my father broke his abs when he was 67 years old.
07:34It's a joke, isn't it?
07:35He was able to assemble a computer from scratch.
07:38It's a joke, isn't it?
07:39He was a breeder in Kuwagata City.
07:41He has a Guinness record.
07:43It's a joke, isn't it?
07:45And he has a loud voice.
07:48It's a joke, isn't it?
07:50It's all the truth.
07:52It's the truth.
07:54I see.
07:56It's a joke, isn't it?
07:57It's a joke, isn't it?
07:59Hey, you dropped it.
08:01Your family is so funny, isn't it?
08:03What's wrong with my family?
08:05Thank you very much.
08:07It's amazing.
08:08It was a new manzai.
08:10The talented people over 20 years of experience will tell you the story after the break.
08:17Hello, I'm Yoshi Yoshi.
08:19We're ticklish.
08:21You don't have to say it.
08:23I don't really want to be on TV.
08:25Why are you here?
08:26You're on TV now, aren't you?
08:28It's a joke, isn't it?
08:33We're professional manzai actors.
08:36We stand on the stage and make the audience laugh.
08:40I think this is happiness.
08:42I think it's better to be a manzai.
08:44I'm sorry, partner.
08:46I've been lying to myself all the time.
08:51I'm so frustrated.
08:54I don't want to see people on TV who are active.
08:59I stopped watching variety shows on TV.
09:02I think I should improve myself.
09:05I made a joke every day.
09:08I want to make everything in this world a manzai.
09:11Can't you laugh at that enthusiasm?
09:13I can't laugh the most right now.
09:15Are you listening, partner?
09:17What do you think, partner?
09:20Partner!
09:22Answer me!
09:25I answered you just now.
09:27I told you it was better to be a manzai.
09:31I only have one thought.
09:34I'll tell you something funny, so laugh.
09:37Say something funny!
09:39I quit drinking because I loved it.
09:42I'm on a diet to look clean.
09:48I thought I was thin.
09:51I wore a suit and got a divorce.
09:54It's none of your business.
09:57I made a mistake and laughed.
09:59What's that embarrassing episode?
10:02I want to be on TV!
10:05You're really on TV, aren't you?
10:07I want to go on location!
10:10I want to sit in the next row!
10:13I want to be dropped into a pit!
10:16I got a reaction on a shocking video!
10:21What kind of goal did you have?
10:23I can't change.
10:25But what doesn't change doesn't change.
10:28I only have one thought.
10:31I'll tell you something funny, so laugh.
10:34Say something funny!
10:37I quit drinking because I loved it.
10:40I quit drinking because I loved it.
10:43I quit drinking because I loved it.
10:46Say something funny!
10:50That was funny.
10:53My name is Masaru.
10:55I'm in the 3rd grade.
10:57I don't have a mom.
10:59My dad works until late.
11:02I'm not lonely.
11:04I don't remember my mom's face.
11:07When I was little,
11:10my mom sang me a lullaby.
11:14I remember that song.
11:17It goes like this.
11:19Once upon a time,
11:24by the small river,
11:29a big flower and a small flower
11:34were blooming side by side.
11:37Mom!
11:39A big flower is beautiful.
11:43Mom!
11:44I always sang happily.
11:46You're my mom!
11:48But a small flower
11:51came to see me.
11:53I'm all alone.
11:55You're my mom!
11:57I bathed in the sunshine of love.
12:00You're my mom!
12:02You're my mom!
12:04You came to see me!
12:06Why don't you stop singing?
12:09Why?
12:10You're my mom, right?
12:15Why don't you stop singing?
12:18You're my mom, right?
12:20Mom?
12:21Did you happen to know the song?
12:24Mom?
12:25Did you happen to know the song?
12:27Mom?
12:28Which one?
12:29Which one?
12:31I want you to be my mom.
12:33I'm so scared.
12:40And I don't know the lyrics.
12:50I'm scared.
12:53Why?
12:55Why?
12:56I'm going.
12:59What?
13:00What?
13:02You're going?
13:03Why are you singing at a certain distance?
13:05What is this distance?
13:08You're my mom, right?
13:10Answer me!
13:12I don't want this anymore!
13:16Which one?
13:17Which one?
13:23What is this?
13:26What is this?
13:28It's like a Mexican movie.
13:30No one came.
13:32No one came?
13:33No one came?
13:35At least...
13:38One of you should come.
13:41At least...
13:42At least...
13:44We weren't blessed by anyone.
13:49We weren't blessed by anyone.
13:51Let's stop getting married.
13:54What?
13:59We weren't blessed by anyone.
14:01Let's stop getting married.
14:04Isn't it strange?
14:07It's about us, isn't it?
14:09It's about us, isn't it?
14:10Who decides?
14:12It's about us, isn't it?
14:14It's about us, isn't it?
14:15It's not about people.
14:16It's not about people.
14:17What do you think?
14:18What do you think?
14:20I think...
14:21He looks so happy.
14:23Even if everyone on Earth is against it,
14:27I love you.
14:29He loves you.
14:30I love you.
14:36You're so cute.
14:37You're so cute.
14:38You're so kind.
14:39You're so cute.
14:40You're so kind.
14:41You're so kind.
14:47He's saying so many nice things.
14:49He's saying so many nice things.
14:50Huh?
14:52I'm sick of it!
14:55That's a scary word.
14:57Don't look at me!
14:58He's sick of it.
14:59He's suddenly...
15:00I had a weird taste in the second half.
15:05Your...
15:07Your...
15:08Your...
15:09Your...
15:10Your...
15:11Your...
15:12Your...
15:13Your...
15:14Your...
15:15Your...
15:16Your...
15:17Your...
15:18Your...
15:19Your...
15:21What was that?
15:26What was that?
15:27He's talking about weird things.
15:29The third challenger, Oliver.
15:31Oliver.
15:33It's suspicious to go to a basement on Chuka.
15:36It should be here.
15:38A basement on Chuka...
15:40Oliver?
15:43Welcome.
15:45What's this?
15:47I'm Makio.
15:48I'm sorry. I'm not a human.
15:51I'm a monkey, a human and a chimpanzee
15:54found in Africa.
15:57Please don't deny my existence.
15:59No, no. Your Japanese is amazing.
16:03No, I'm not speaking Japanese right now.
16:06I'm using my mysterious power to communicate with you.
16:10If I were to film my current state,
16:12I would just be mumbling.
16:15Is that so?
16:17Please come this way, master.
16:20No, no, no. I'm sorry.
16:23I am...
16:24We should just accept it.
16:26My mother is a chimpanzee and my father is a human.
16:29I was born in between.
16:31I'm a half monkey, half monkey.
16:33Half monkey?
16:34I have a mysterious power.
16:36That's right.
16:37My father said that he loved the chimpanzee's mother.
16:41He said it was a joke.
16:43He tried to make people laugh.
16:45Do you think I'm ugly, Mr. Makio?
16:48No, no, no.
16:49You're scary.
16:51I came here today to borrow your mysterious power.
16:55Where did you get that idea?
16:56You can make animals in heaven disappear, right?
17:00Yes.
17:01I'm a half monkey with a mysterious power
17:05that can make animals' spirits disappear.
17:07Half monkey.
17:08I wanted to talk to the cat, Mi-chan,
17:11who I had at home until last year.
17:13I understand.
17:16I'll put it down.
17:23Are you okay?
17:25It looks painful.
17:25I can't stop it.
17:27Mr. Makio, I was doing my best to put it down as you ordered.
17:31The way you stopped it was amazing.
17:33I'm sorry. It looked painful.
17:35It's like putting a bamboo stick in a rotating gear.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:40It's like unplugging the computer's outlet and stopping it.
17:44Did you want to see sparks?
17:46No, no, no. It looked painful. I'm sorry.
17:49But I found something strange.
17:51The cat, Mi-chan, who is related to you,
17:55is not in heaven.
17:56What?
17:57It's scary.
17:59It was a real cat.
18:01I'm sorry. I've been fooled by this many times.
18:06I'm sorry for pretending to be a demon.
18:09What I really want you to put down
18:12is a turtle.
18:15I've loved it for 30 years.
18:19I'm sorry. I can't put my body on a turtle.
18:23I'm sorry. I can't put my body on a lizard.
18:25I can't put my body on a four-legged tiger.
18:27I can't put my body on a bird either.
18:28Are you discriminating?
18:30I'm discriminating, and I'm leaving.
18:33Goodbye.
18:35Mr. Makio.
18:36I'm leaving.
18:37What is this?
18:40What a strange world.
18:44I'm sorry I'm late.
18:45The ace has come out.
18:46Mr. Suzuki, who was scheduled for an interview today?
18:48I'm sorry I'm a little late.
18:50No, it's not a little late.
18:52You're an hour late.
18:53Oh, I see. I'm a little late.
18:55It's not a little late.
18:56It's an hour late.
18:57Oh, I see. I'm a little late.
18:59Can you take a picture of me?
19:01You're a little late.
19:02Oh, I see.
19:04I'm sorry. I have a situation.
19:06A situation?
19:06I'll ask you.
19:08What?
19:09Why are you surprised?
19:10You're going to ask me, right?
19:12I was stopped.
19:14Were you stopped? By the train?
19:15No, I...
19:16Why did you stop?
19:17No, no.
19:18It's your fault, isn't it?
19:19No, no. I was late.
19:21Were you late? By the train?
19:22No, I...
19:23It's your fault, isn't it?
19:24No, no.
19:25Why are you late?
19:26No, no.
19:27The clock was also late.
19:28The clock?
19:29Yes.
19:30Why was the clock an hour late?
19:31No, more.
19:32More?
19:33About 12 hours.
19:34Then you might have been right for a round.
19:36That's strange.
19:37If you weren't late...
19:38I'm sorry.
19:39Anyway, please give me an interview.
19:42I don't need an interview.
19:43Please give me an interview.
19:44I understand.
19:45I'll give you an interview.
19:46Please sit down.
19:47I'm sorry.
19:48What is it?
19:49It's a history book.
19:50Oh, history book.
19:51No, no.
19:52It's a history book.
19:53Oh, history book.
19:54No, no.
19:55I didn't put a picture on it.
19:56Oh, you did.
19:57I'll sit down.
19:58It's not good to sit down on my own.
19:59What are you doing alone?
20:00I'm sorry.
20:01Please calm down.
20:02I graduated from Tokyo University.
20:04Don't start without permission.
20:05Yes.
20:06You graduated from Tokyo University?
20:07Yes.
20:08It's not written in the history book.
20:09No, I think it's better to say that.
20:11You can't lie.
20:12What?
20:13You can't lie in that interview.
20:15Oh, that's right.
20:16The name of the actor is...
20:17The name of the actor is...
20:18I'll do my best in the interview.
20:19That's just for now.
20:20That's just for now.
20:21I'll do my best in the interview.
20:24Are you going to keep interviewing for the rest of your life?
20:26Don't you have any intention of passing?
20:27The motto of this shop is...
20:28Don't go ahead without permission.
20:30Can you answer what I asked?
20:33I'll decide the motto of this shop.
20:37I'm done with the interview.
20:39Can you go home?
20:41I'm sorry, but...
20:45What are you doing?
20:47I thought I'd stop breathing before I was scolded.
20:50That's a bad idea.
20:52It's the scariest time.
20:54Hello.
20:55I'm MOMO and TETCHAN, who are touring all over the country.
21:00I don't know.
21:01I'm so excited.
21:02Please listen to our original song today.
21:06It's like meat.
21:09It's like meat.
21:10Did you make it again?
21:11MOMO and TETCHAN.
21:15It's like raw meat.
21:19You're really wonderful.
21:24I've been waiting for you.
21:28It's all meat.
21:30I love you.
21:33I'm attracted to your charm.
21:38If we're together.
21:41If we're together.
21:44I want to do this.
21:48If we're together.
21:51If we're together.
21:53Tonight, Los Time.
22:00Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat.
22:05Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat.
22:10Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat.
22:15Please forgive me.
22:20We're apart.
22:26This expression.
22:27It's over.
22:29It's all meat.
22:32Idiot.
22:36It's really funny.
22:47I'm going to say hello.
22:52Mr. Haraguchi is coming.
22:54It looks interesting.
22:55I wonder if he's already in.
22:57Mr. Katsumata.
22:59It's been a long time.
23:01It's the atmosphere of the dressing room.
23:03Excuse me.
23:06Good morning.
23:07Good morning.
23:08Good morning.
23:09Good morning.
23:12Katsumata Kunikazu is always changing clothes.
23:17It depends on the timing.
23:20It's interesting.
23:21I have an image.
23:23Mr. Mirimura.
23:24Mr. Mirimura.
23:25I've never said hello.
23:29Excuse me.
23:33I understand.
23:34Good morning.
23:38It's a fake.
23:41Masakazu Mimura is always lying down.
23:46I have an image.
23:52I can hear it.
23:54He's already in.
23:55He's already in.
23:58It's exciting today.
24:01There are many people.
24:04He's talking.
24:06Excuse me.
24:08Good morning.
24:11It's really close.
24:12It's amazing.
24:13It's close, isn't it?
24:17It's amazing.
24:18I'm counting on you.
24:19Look at his face.
24:20I'm counting on you.
24:21It's scary.
24:22I'm counting on you.
24:24It's the scariest thing in the world.
24:28It's amazing.
24:29It's really close.
24:31Recently, Britney Spears has been acting strange on Instagram.
24:36Is that so?
24:47That's expensive water.
24:50Is that expensive water?
24:51That's expensive water.
24:53Britney Spears is amazing.
24:55Come on.
24:56Come on?
24:58What are you doing?
24:59I don't know.
25:01I haven't seen it.
25:02Are you really doing this?
25:03I'm just watching because I like you.
25:10What are you doing?
25:13Is that a clap?
25:14I don't do that.
25:16Are you doing something like YOSHIMURA?
25:19Thank you very much.
25:28If it was true, it would be very dangerous.
25:32I'm sure Britney Spears is investigating Britney Spears.
25:35I'm MATIURA PINK.
25:36Nice to meet you.
25:37Nice to meet you.
25:39I'm from Sakai City, Osaka.
25:42When I returned to Sakai City the other day,
25:44an outdoor mini event was held.
25:47There was a small stage.
25:49There was a signboard on it.
25:51It said,
25:53MIKAWA KENICHI ON STAGE.
25:55MIKAWA KENICHI FINALLY RETURNS TO HIS HOMETOWN, OSAKA SAKAI CITY.
26:00I was wondering if MIKAWA was from Sakai City in Osaka.
26:04When I looked it up,
26:05he was from Nagano Prefecture.
26:08MIKAWA appeared on the stage.
26:10He was wearing a thin snake around his neck.
26:13He was facing the face of the snake.
26:18He came to the center of the stage.
26:20A man in the audience said,
26:22MIKAWA, you're not from Sakai, are you?
26:25MIKAWA said,
26:26That's a good question.
26:29The answer is in this song.
26:32Music, start.
26:33He started singing.
26:34My hometown is ruled by robots.
26:39Italian robots are dancing in a flock.
26:44KENICHI ran away.
26:46KENICHI ran away.
26:47KENICHI ran away.
26:49Every time, my hometown changes.
26:5550 hometowns.
26:5750 hometowns.
27:00MIKAWA,
27:01Italian robots are attacking your hometown.
27:05KENICHI ran away.
27:07KENICHI ran away.
27:08KENICHI ran away.
27:09KENICHI ran away.
27:10KENICHI ran away.
27:11KENICHI ran away.
27:12KENICHI ran away.
27:13He came to Osaka city.
27:14That's why he is a local there.
27:17He sang that song.
27:19KENICHI ran away.
27:22This time,
27:23He said,
27:24SHA!
27:25He said,
27:26SHA!
27:27to the snake.
27:28SHA!
27:29to the snake.
27:32SHA!
27:33to the snake.
27:35Don't you think it's rude?
27:37I don't care.
27:39I don't care at all.
27:41The Pinnetta Festival is still going on!
27:44Naru!
27:50Give me two bites.
27:51Not one bite, but two bites.
27:53Let's be this cool.
27:54You're going to get your hands on the fans anyway!
27:56You're going to get in trouble!
28:01Naru!
28:07There are people who tend to be too careful and reluctant towards others.
28:11I'm like that, too.
28:12I want to make a suggestion for those people.
28:15Let's be cool.
28:17On the contrary, being cool is easy to open people's hearts.
28:20Let's do this.
28:21For example, when you're eating with a friend.
28:24Let's be this cool.
28:26Give me two bites.
28:27Not one bite, but two bites.
28:29Let's be this cool.
28:31Give me half.
28:32It's good to say while tearing it apart.
28:34Let's be this cool.
28:36Not one bite, but two bites.
28:38It's fun.
28:40It's good to be this cool.
28:42Let's be this cool.
28:43Next, here.
28:44When you go to a friend's house to play.
28:46There are various rules in a friend's house.
28:49Let's take a bath.
28:50I'm going to take a bath.
28:52Let's save hot water.
28:53Let's do this much.
28:54I'm fine with a bed.
28:56Everyone goes to the floor.
28:58Let's go to the bed.
29:00I want to charge it, so can I unplug the fridge?
29:03The key is whether or not you can unplug the fridge.
29:06Let's unplug this.
29:07I'm going home in the morning.
29:09Let's stay up all night.
29:10It's good to be this cool.
29:12Next, here.
29:13When you go to a friend's house to play.
29:15There are various rules in a friend's house.
29:17Let's be this cool.
29:19I'm going to take a bath.
29:20Let's take a bath.
29:21Let's take a bath.
29:23Do you cook rice for me?
29:25I'm going to eat a lot.
29:27I'm going to go.
29:28Please declare.
29:29I wanted another side dish.
29:32Let's do this.
29:34When you borrow money from others.
29:36Please be careful.
29:38Please lend it to me as if you were giving it to me.
29:40On the contrary.
29:41It's better to go this way.
29:43And the greeting of moving to the next person.
29:45When you move for the first time.
29:46I'm going to say hello.
29:48Please tell me your Wi-Fi password.
29:50I will definitely use it.
29:52It's better to continue like this.
29:54Everyone, please do it.
29:55Thank you very much.
29:56That's a good idea.
29:57That's amazing.
29:59Karaage is left in the izakaya until the end.
30:03I'm going home now.
30:05Yes.
30:06Is this karaage?
30:08I'll eat it myself.
30:10Thank you very much.
30:11I'll eat it myself.
30:12I'm listening to this conversation.
30:16It's stuck.
30:17It's stuck to your hair.
30:19I see.
30:20Because it's been placed for a long time.
30:21If the weight is too heavy.
30:23Send a sign of giving up.
30:25It's an old type of weight system.
30:29It's stuck.
30:30I can't do it.
30:34After work.
30:35Kitchen scissors to encourage bouldering.
30:39Thank you for your hard work.
30:40Then I will go ahead.
30:49If you try to eat it.
30:50It's a sushi roll that tries to escape from the back door.
31:00It's not trying to escape.
31:02It's a hard scene.
31:04I'm a lawyer.
31:06There are many scenes where you kill your true feelings at work.
31:13So today I would like to show you the true feelings of us lawyers.
31:18I want to hear it.
31:19First of all, one scene in the judge's trial.
31:23That's all for the defense.
31:25Is there anyone who has an opinion in the judge?
31:29Is that okay?
31:31It was a little difficult to understand.
31:34Did the defendant have a love?
31:39No, I didn't have a love.
31:42But isn't it a little difficult to show in this case?
31:49So I didn't have a love.
31:52But from the situation evidence.
31:54At least you had a secret love.
32:00Shut up, amateur.
32:03An amateur who was chosen by a lottery.
32:05You are being stabbed.
32:08You had a secret love.
32:10Don't use a profession that you just learned.
32:15I think so.
32:17Counseling.
32:20You can win this, right?
32:23I will do my best.
32:26You look suspicious.
32:27I can't do that.
32:29My life depends on it.
32:31Please win.
32:34How can you say that?
32:37It's strange that you can say that in your position.
32:41Please win.
32:43Senior comedian.
32:44Kotage.
32:45You can eat today.
32:48Should I invite someone else?
32:50No, no.
32:51Kotage is fine.
32:53I have a private room.
32:55Can you say my name and come in?
32:58What are you doing?
33:02You hit the fan anyway.
33:04You are fighting.
33:06Guilty.
33:09When I first met him, I asked him if he was a lawyer.
33:12He said he would tell me his number.
33:15I don't know what to do.
33:17After this, a new actor will appear.
33:23A few days later.
33:27Let's take a break here.
33:30Yeah.
33:31I'm tired.
33:41There seems to be a cow nearby.
33:45What if there is a cow nearby?
33:47There must be a cow nearby.
33:49What if there is a cow nearby?
33:51There must be a cow nearby.
33:54If there is a cow, what?
33:56The wind is getting colder.
33:58There is a cow nearby.
34:00When the wind gets colder, you know there is a cow nearby.
34:03He is funny.
34:05You are right.
34:06What do you know?
34:07There is a cow nearby.
34:08What do you know?
34:09Where?
34:10What is it?
34:14There is a cow nearby.
34:16If you hit that, you'll know there is a cow nearby!
34:49What do you mean?
34:52If the cow that was nearby
34:55turned into a faraway cow,
34:58then that means...
35:01it's a fast cow.
35:03What did you just say?
35:05What did you just say?
35:07Do you know who you've turned into an enemy?
35:09Who turned into an enemy?
35:11That's right!
35:12Is there a faraway fast cow?
35:14Is there a cow nearby or faraway?
35:17That's not the question!
35:19What did you just say?
35:21Why are you crying from the start?
35:25He's got a nice face.
35:26He's got a nice face.
35:29Wow! Thank you for coming!
35:31Thank you!
35:33How much would it be if we could buy all the stores?
35:351.2 million yen.
35:37Thank you for the food.
35:39I'm Snack Mishika's mom.
35:40I'm T-Mama.
35:41Together, it's 10 million yen.
35:44What are you doing?
35:46It's so fun!
35:47What?
35:48You can find me.
35:50You're saying I'm the only one who can find you?
35:52Isn't that right?
35:53You bought a car for your sister recently.
35:56That's right.
35:57Thanks to that, my wallet is like a fire truck.
36:00You idiot!
36:01It's so fun!
36:02Give it back!
36:04Mom, you're going too far.
36:06Can you take a break?
36:07Can I take a break at the store?
36:09I can't do it without you.
36:12What is she doing?
36:14I can't do it at all.
36:16Snack Mishika.
36:17Mom, have you ever been drowned in love?
36:20You all want to know, right?
36:22Of course!
36:23I've been drowned in love.
36:24I've been drowned in alcohol.
36:25I've been bitten by a lion.
36:27I'm the same as Tomoko Matsushima.
36:28I've dealt with a lot of men.
36:30So, I'll announce it.
36:32Here it is.
36:33Mom's man-to-man relationship.
36:37Number three.
36:38Ta-da!
36:39I won't let you sleep tonight.
36:41I want to be told this.
36:42That's right.
36:43Delivering newspapers in the morning,
36:44working at a cafe at noon,
36:45and working at a snack bar at night.
36:46I don't have time to sleep.
36:48I'm going crazy.
36:50Mom, don't cry.
36:51En, en, en.
36:52Enka no hanamichi.
36:53Yo!
36:54Amagin!
36:55En!
36:56Amagin!
36:57Amagin!
36:58Amagin!
36:59Amagin!
37:00Number two.
37:01Ta-da!
37:02It would be so funny if it was M-1's number three.
37:04I want to say this.
37:05I'm surprised.
37:06I've never talked to anyone since then.
37:08I can't believe it.
37:10I can't breathe.
37:11Bye!
37:12Don't cry, Mom.
37:13En, en, en.
37:153.143.
37:16Love and encouragement is about the same.
37:18Right?!
37:19What are you talking about?
37:21Here's the Number One of the day.
37:22Ta-da!
37:23Oh, no!
37:24I can't believe this.
37:25Where did you get that number?!
37:26Who is it?!
37:27I'm so drunk!
37:28Leave him to me.
37:29Hey, Mom.
37:30That's not for staring.
37:31Explain it.
37:32That's for when you're staring at me.
37:33Here's one.
37:35When you're drunk.
37:37When you're drunk,
37:38Okay, I'm a gun that I need to call me not that I'm seen to talk to so the cuckoo. I don't you don't eat
37:50Mama oh, yeah, I can't get go right there
37:54Arigatou gozaimashita
38:02No more
38:04Soma meatball
38:08Korano scatman do you cookなんですけどもこれのサビが来るまでにいいパティ
38:13Three bands are also
38:17So-so
38:19Monday, oh hey. We'll know sabi not asけどこの次のサビが来るまでに一発ギャグを10個入れてくれと思います
38:26本能のかーから嬉しくてもらうともんの乗っけ姫とかモノの乗っけ
38:36はい大谷ホロヤオーモてしまうのちゃった
38:40What kind of challenge is this?
38:47Do whatever you want.
38:51Give me ten.
38:54Sunday, Monday, Monday.
38:56Monday, Monday.
38:58I'm so busy, Monday.
39:00I'm so busy, Monday.
39:02I'm gonna get a fever.
39:05It's about time.
39:08Gashin.
39:09Hitsugi, tsugi, kizutsugi, tsugi, tsugi.
39:11Pee, pa, pa, pa, ra, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.
39:13Pee, pa, pa, pa, ra, pa, pa, pa, pa.
39:16Pa, pa, pa, ra, pa, pa, pa.
39:18Excuse me.
39:20Their jokes are too long we will cut them.
39:32Are you sure?
39:35Are you sure?
39:37You're wrong!
39:42Hum!
39:45Mom says hi!
39:49I
40:19Shownobaka Contoshi is here!
40:22This is a little scary.
40:23It's a scary short film.
40:27I don't need anything.
40:31I'm just interested in reading books.
40:36I don't have a place to go back to.
40:38I'm not interested.
40:41Shownobaka Contoshi is here!
40:45Are you ready?
40:47Summer is the best time for entrance exams!
40:50Only the people who did their best this summer are smiling in the winter.
40:54Excuse me, teacher.
40:55I have a question.
40:57Can you answer it?
40:58I don't know.
40:59It's not like this.
41:01It's like this.
41:02I see.
41:04I guess it's different from school.
41:05I love Juku.
41:07I really love Juku.
41:09Excuse me.
41:10I have another question.
41:11Can you answer it?
41:13If you don't know, ask the teacher of Juku.
41:17Hey!
41:20Is it true that the teacher of Juku is just a student's part-time job?
41:25Is it true that the teacher of Juku is just a student's part-time job?
41:29Please answer!
41:30Bogan?
41:31There was a page with your face and name on the website of Shibuoka University.
41:37You are not a teacher.
41:41You are the executive director of the tennis club, Midoriyama Gakuin University.
41:46Did you deceive us?
41:48Wait a minute.
41:50It's true that I'm just a student's part-time job.
41:52But I didn't mean to deceive you.
41:54You are deceiving us.
41:56If you don't study now, you will regret when you join the society.
42:01I have never joined the society.
42:04But I know your grades.
42:07That's enough.
42:09That's not the problem.
42:10Our company has changed into a bar that you have never seen.
42:18It's not so sad.
42:20For example.
42:23There was a doctor on an island.
42:26The doctor saved the lives of many people.
42:30But the doctor didn't have a doctor's license.
42:34Is he doing something bad in this case?
42:38You don't have a teacher's license.
42:40Don't teach morals.
42:42It was a scary short story.
42:44What?
42:46All four of you can't come because you are sick?
42:50Really?
42:52You were supposed to have a wedding ceremony.
42:55But you can't do that.
42:59I'll do it.
43:01Do it?
43:02Alone?
43:03We can't have a wedding ceremony at the end of the year.
43:07Next, Hayakawa.
43:11Hayakawa, do your best.
43:13I will support you.
43:14Smile.
43:15Do your best.
43:16I'll do it.
43:17Are you okay?
43:21Today, everyone except me is sick.
43:27But I practiced very hard.
43:32I will do a cappella.
43:33Do your best.
43:34Do you do a cappella?
43:36Do you do a cappella alone?
43:42Do you do a cappella alone?
43:44You are a bassist.
43:47How did you come out alone?
43:50A bassist can't come out alone.
43:55This song has a part without a bassist.
43:58But I can see it.
44:00Is it because you are shaking?
44:02Thank you for shaking.
44:04I don't know this song.
44:06The chorus is coming.
44:10You can't do that.
44:12You can't do that.
44:15You are attacking the song.
44:17It's a wedding ceremony.
44:18It's a butterfly.
44:23The bride's heart is pounding.
44:26Hayakawa is the best.
44:35I did my best.
44:44You are a bassist.
44:50Has the newcomer arrived yet?
44:52Why are you late from the first day?
44:55I will start training first.
44:57I'm sorry I'm late.
44:59Why are you late?
45:00I went to throw it away.
45:01It's still early.
45:02I don't know how good the tuna is.
45:04I'm sorry.
45:05Wash your hands there.
45:09More.
45:11The cleanliness of the restaurant is important.
45:14Come back.
45:16I will teach you how to handle fish.
45:19Get out of here.
45:21Wash your hands.
45:25Why do you have a tooth in your hand?
45:27You have a tooth in your hand.
45:28Hurry up and fix it.
45:30I'm sorry.
45:31I'm the captain.
45:34Get the fish from the tank behind you.
45:40Do you use your hands instead of a net?
45:42I'm confident in my strength.
45:44That's great.
45:51I got caught in the air.
45:52What are you doing?
45:53I'm sorry.
45:55Stop it.
45:56What are you doing?
45:57I got caught in the ceiling of the gym.
45:59He explains everything with his mouth.
46:03He explains everything with his mouth.
46:06I'm sorry.
46:08Wash your hands.
46:12When you clean the floor, use a mop.
46:15I'm sorry.
46:16I'm the captain.
46:19He explains everything with his mouth.
46:21I got caught in the air.
46:24That's all for today.
46:26Daigo will choose the Grand Prix.
46:28That's right.
46:34The movie I'm starring in,
46:36We Can Use Magic Once in Life,
46:38will be released on February 21st.
46:40It is a touching work that depicts the youthful spirit of four 18-year-olds.
46:44When their way of using magic becomes clear,
46:47I'm sure their hearts will be warm.
46:49Please watch it on YouTube.
46:52KIDORI NO KUSESUGO
46:54What is the work that won the grand prize tonight?
47:00I will be an idol of Everybody.
47:07It's fun to watch it twice.
47:09I didn't notice it at first.
47:11I've been watching it in pink.
47:13I'll watch it in blue.
47:15It's sudden.
47:17Hey, CHOI.
47:18What are you wearing?
47:21I'll make my debut as an idol.
47:23You have a thin waist.
47:26Wait a minute.
47:27Your debut as an idol?
47:28It's funny.
47:29When you lose weight.
47:31If you become an idol,
47:33What should I do?
47:35CHOI will sing from now on.
47:38TAKUTO,
47:40Do the hand of love.
47:42If I can do the hand of love,
47:43Isn't it the best?
47:45Something like that.
47:47You forgot it earlier.
47:50I didn't forget it at all.
47:53It's better than I thought.
47:55Thank you all for coming today.
47:58Let's get excited.
48:00It's an idol performance.
48:01It's a live performance.
48:04I didn't know the setting.
48:06More, more.
48:08That's the opposite.
48:11I have a boyfriend.
48:13Do you have a boyfriend?
48:15Do you have a boyfriend?
48:18It's good here.
48:20Why are you doing this here?
48:22What is an idol?
48:27Is that so?
48:30I see.
48:33Do you have a boyfriend?
48:35Do you really have a boyfriend?
48:38Do you really have a boyfriend?
48:40You're an idol.
48:47I don't want to explain.
48:49My boyfriend is 54 years old.
48:53Are you really an old man?
48:55Are you really an old man?
48:57That's all a lie.
49:00Is it a lie?
49:02Is it a lie?
49:04Is it a lie?
49:06Is it a lie?
49:08I'm glad it's a lie.
49:10I'm glad it's a lie.
49:12I'm glad it's a lie.
49:17But I lied.
49:19I quit being an idol.
49:21You quit?
49:25Why are you crying?
49:28I'm sad.
49:31You're a good actor.
49:33Kimura Keito from FANTASTICS
49:36will tell us about the special effect.
49:39On the day of the shooting,
49:41no matter how early in the morning,
49:43I went to the sauna the day before.
49:46I'm adjusting my body.
49:49I see.
49:51Now I go to the sauna instead of training.
49:53Even if I leave at 5 a.m.,
49:55I wake up at 3.30 a.m. and go to the gym.
49:58That's amazing.
50:00I had a recording from noon today.
50:02Before that, I went to the gym.
50:04I did it for about an hour.
50:06I did the recording for about three and a half hours.
50:08After that, I did the gym for an hour and a half
50:11until I came here.
50:13I came from there and did it.
50:15You must be tired.
50:18If you quit once, you may not be in good shape.
50:21You can do it.
50:23It's not easy.
50:25Yagi, a stoic and former personal trainer,
50:28will tell us about the effective training method.
50:32I can't do that kind of G-Punch.
50:34It's like an apple spinning.
50:36I can only see your eyes.
50:39It's not good.
50:41It's not good.
50:43First, I'll show you how to stand up straight.
50:46It's hard.
50:48First, the child will go down.
50:51I can't stand up straight.
50:53Please stop.
50:54Keep it for 3 seconds.
50:551, 2, 3.
50:56Go up.
50:58It's hard.
51:00I'll do it again.
51:02It's hard to stop for 3 seconds.
51:041, 2, 3.
51:08I'll do it again.
51:113, 2, 3.
51:14I hate you.
51:20I can't do it anymore.
51:244, 2, 3.
51:26I can't do it anymore.
51:28It hurts.
51:30He's like a Korean soldier.
51:33He's like a Korean soldier.
51:36He's like a Korean soldier.
51:38He's like a Korean soldier.
51:41He's like a Korean soldier.
51:43I can't do it anymore.
51:45It's because of you.
51:47It's hard.
51:49It's better to stop.
51:50I'm sorry.
51:54This program is on TVER.
51:56Please check the previous programs on FOD.
51:59I go to the show where I can't go to the gym.
52:02I go to the hotel.