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00:00The next episode is a special collaboration festival with the 11th class of the Kyogoha!
00:10The teacher of music whose expression is too difficult
00:15Usagi oishika no ya
00:21Yes, boys!
00:22Your voices are weak overall
00:25It's really weak
00:27You guys are hanging from the ceiling with a single thread
00:32Break through the ceiling and make a voice sword
00:36With that sword, pierce the hole in the ceiling!
00:39Yes, pierce it!
00:41Your voice is coming out
00:44I didn't let you do it at all
00:46Make more voice swords
00:48How many are there?
00:49Shave, shave, shave
00:51Make thin and strong swords
00:54After that, pull it out from the brain!
00:57Yes!
00:58The teacher who gets angry and goes to the staff room
01:01It's a unique teacher
01:03Takayashi told me not to say it
01:06That's scary
01:07That's enough!
01:09That's scary
01:13It's you!
01:15Don't you know that you're bothering everyone?
01:17The teacher who gets angry and goes to the staff room
01:19I can't believe it, I can't think of it
01:22I don't want to do this anymore, I'm going home
01:24Excuse me
01:26Yes, I'm going home
01:28Please think about it
01:30Yes, I'm going home
01:33I was really happy
01:41The teacher who is kind when he goes to call
01:45Excuse me
01:47I'm sorry about earlier
01:49Do you know why I was so angry?
01:52She's kind
01:54I didn't do well
01:57It's not your space
02:00Actually, the teacher regrets
02:03I'm sorry
02:05I hope you understand
02:07That's why it's like this
02:10I'll be back in 5 minutes
02:12Why?
02:13I'm sorry
02:14Go back now
02:16Why in 5 minutes?
02:18I don't know what I'm talking about when we walk together
02:21The teacher who wants to throw away the things in the classroom
02:25Today, before we start the homeroom
02:28I have something to say to everyone
02:34There are too many things to throw away
02:37Who is this?
02:39Who is this?
02:40It's a boy
02:41It's a boy
02:42I'll throw it away
02:435, 4, 3, 2
02:45Is it you?
02:46Is it you?
02:47I'll throw it away
02:48Which one do you want?
02:49I'll throw it away
02:50Do you want it?
02:54I put it by the window
02:56Who is this?
02:57It's Nanashi
02:58It's Nanashi's Gombe
03:00I'll throw it away
03:02Can you say it?
03:04You don't need it
03:05I'll throw it away
03:08This towel is a problem
03:11It stinks
03:13I'll throw it away
03:14I don't think so.
03:16I don't think so.
03:18And everyone, here is the umbrella!
03:20Umbrella. There are so many umbrellas.
03:27Kayoko, don't you think this kind of dress suits you?
03:29But it's a little flashy.
03:31It's okay. It's cute when you wear it.
03:34Is that so?
03:35It's good, isn't it? I think it suits you.
03:37See?
03:38Well, if Yosuke says so, I'll go with this.
03:43When is your wedding?
03:45I'm going to get married because I'm a rental girlfriend.
03:47Oh, I'm scared.
03:49Yes, I'm not really a girlfriend.
03:51Don't say such a cold thing.
03:53But you're a rental girlfriend, right?
03:55I'm a rental girlfriend.
03:57You don't have to say that.
03:59Then I'll pay you where I left.
04:01Next time, let's go find a house to live together.
04:05All right.
04:09It's a tough job.
04:11She's a rental girlfriend, Mr. Okubo.
04:15Hey, miss. Would you like some tea?
04:17With me?
04:18Yes, but if you look at your face, you're not my type at all.
04:21If you say yes, I'm going to hate you.
04:23That's...
04:24I'm not that kind of person.
04:25Let's go.
04:26Oh, I see.
04:29This is good.
04:34Mr. Okubo.
04:35Oh, manager.
04:36It's today's schedule.
04:38After the variety show, you'll go to the office live store.
04:41At night, you'll work part-time at a bar.
04:43It's like a young actor's schedule.
04:45I can't wait to sell it.
04:46Let's do it.
04:49Good combination.
04:50Ladies and gentlemen.
04:52Welcome to Senor Saito Moromori show.
04:55First of all, Ulfrez is here.
04:59I'm doing it with my right hand.
05:01The fourth one.
05:03It's ketchup.
05:05Correct.
05:07Great.
05:08Everyone knows.
05:10I'm Senor Saito.
05:12And...
05:13Hi, I'm Pretty Takashi.
05:15Pretty. Pretty.
05:17What is this?
05:18Hey, Pretty.
05:19Wait a minute.
05:20Your shirt is wrinkled.
05:21You idiot.
05:22Atas?
05:23Yes, Atas.
05:24Your reaction is old.
05:25It's that.
05:26What is it?
05:27I borrowed an iron from Jonio.
05:28He didn't come back.
05:29Is it him again?
05:30Yes, it is.
05:31It can't be helped.
05:32I called Jonio.
05:33Let's sing a song together.
05:35A song together?
05:36Yes, let's listen to it.
05:38It's not Tora Tora Tora.
05:40Ride On Time?
05:41Let's go.
05:42Wait a minute.
05:54What are you doing?
05:55What?
05:56It's difficult.
05:57It's difficult.
05:58It's difficult.
05:59It's difficult.
06:00It's difficult.
06:01It's difficult.
06:02I won't say it.
06:03What are you doing?
06:04Jonio, Jonio.
06:05What are you doing?
06:06I know.
06:07Say something.
06:08I don't drink rock.
06:10Because I have a cold.
06:13I'm sorry.
06:14With an iron?
06:15With an iron?
06:16What are you talking about?
06:17With an iron?
06:18You idiot.
06:19Suimamyon?
06:20Are you going to say it?
06:21It's a combo.
06:22When I finished eating Aimyon set meal.
06:23Speaking of which,
06:24I remembered it with Aimyon.
06:26I went to Myondon.
06:27Oh, it's Otsu.
06:28Myondon and Otsu in Aimyon.
06:29Aimyon?
06:30I bought a clam.
06:31Aimyon?
06:32Let's eat it together.
06:33You only have one.
06:34Hamaguri.
06:35One.
06:36That's it.
06:37I'm hungry.
06:38It's the last song.
06:39Hamaguri.
06:40Isn't it scary?
06:41This is the last song I want you to listen to.
06:45Fireworks by Aiko Takeshi.
06:47I'm going.
06:48I'm going.
06:49I'm going.
06:50I'm going.
06:51I'm going.
06:53Honestly, what are you doing?
07:07I'm so sorry about that.
07:09I know, I know.
07:11You're wearing it.
07:13It's a hamaguri.
07:15He's wearing it.
07:17I'm angry!
07:19Great.
07:21Hello, I'm Tomohiro Omura, son of Total Ten Boss.
07:25I'm Haruku Omura. I'm 17 years old.
07:27Cool.
07:29Please listen to this.
07:31It's Boundy's Time Paradox song.
07:33I'm really into this song.
07:35He's really into it.
07:37That's a good thing.
07:39Learn how to play the guitar.
07:49That's a weird mic.
08:03He's good at dancing.
08:09He's got a really good voice.
08:11He changed his voice.
08:33Dad?
08:39He's going to hit him with a hammer.
08:41He's going to hit him with a hammer.
09:03It's a true story.
09:19No one sings this kind of song.
09:33Hey, dad.
09:35Listen to me carefully.
09:39Is that what happened?
09:41What is this?
09:43It's for those who made a mistake.
09:45It's a sense of justice.
09:47I measured the time.
09:49It's 1 hour and 47 minutes.
09:51That's a long time.
09:53It's like a movie.
09:55Next.
09:57Who is it?
09:59Nogezaka46's official rival.
10:01The Blue Sky I Wanted to See.
10:03Collaborate with that KSGO comedian.
10:09Who?
10:11Is it him?
10:13You'd better not mess with him.
10:29It's cute.
10:41It's cute.
10:47It's cute.
10:51I can watch this forever.
10:53I wonder if it will end.
10:55Even if it's a collaboration.
10:59It's cute.
11:05It's good.
11:07It's a good song.
11:09It's a good song.
11:11It's a good song.
11:13Nogezaka46's rival.
11:15It's a good song.
11:21They're all good at dancing.
11:29What's his name?
11:31It's coming.
11:35What is he?
11:39It's like a Korean sign.
11:43It's coming.
11:45It's cute.
12:01It's a good song.
12:03It's a good song.
12:07It's a good song.
12:11It's a good song.
12:13It's a good song.
12:15It's a good song.
12:17It's a good song.
12:19It's a good song.
12:21It's a good song.
12:47I was worried.
12:49Don't ask me.
12:51I'm afraid of being asked.
12:53Don't ask me.
12:59What are you talking about?
13:03It's coming.
13:05It's coming.
13:11Ryuichi Kawamura is coming.
13:15It's a good song.
13:17Oh
13:47Oh, I'm gonna see you.
13:49Your tongue is sharp.
13:51I don't like your tongue.
13:53Your eyes are big.
13:55I don't like it.
13:57Enoshima.
13:59Enoshima.
14:01You look good.
14:03Hey, did you think of me?
14:05I'm a sportsman.
14:07I'm good at boxing and golf.
14:13Are you going to play with me?
14:15Oh, you're playing golf.
14:17I'm a little tired.
14:19Can I call Tsuda's show?
14:31Where did you go?
14:35I'm sorry.
14:39He's singing a song.
14:41I don't like it.
14:43I don't like it.
14:45I don't like it.
14:49I don't like it.
14:51I don't like it.
14:55Why are you playing golf?
15:01I'm a good car.
15:03I'm gonna be mad if I lose to him.
15:05I'm gonna be mad if I lose to him.
15:07It's been a long time.
15:10What's that?
15:12What's that?
15:14What's that?
15:16You have your lips.
15:18You have your lips.
15:22Mr. Tanahashi.
15:24He's a great man.
15:26He's a champion.
15:28He's the best.
15:30He's the best.
15:34I'm glad everyone's listening to me.
15:36I'm glad everyone's listening to me.
15:38Tanahashi no Nakashima Mika
15:46Bin Chotan
15:56Daiso ga dete mitai, kuchibiru dake
16:04Nakagawa no Iroshi
16:06Kimi to chikazu ni
16:11Kisetsu ga kuru
16:14Kotoshi saisho no ugi no hana wo
16:20Futari yori tomote
16:24Nagamete iru mono toki
16:27Kisama ga afurena
16:31Namae to ka
16:34Kono hana ga nai
16:36Kuchi no naka kirei
16:38Wara tsukeru
16:41Koko no kanjou
16:43Sugoi!
16:51Shiawase sou
16:58Hello, I'm MJ
17:01Talk ga umai ne
17:03Ureshii yo ne
17:05Koi tura no uta no hairikata
17:07Hitomae ga hisashiburi dakara
17:09Kirei na shite mo ooi kara kinjou shichatta no yo
17:11Betpin-san, Betpin-san, Betpin-san
17:15Iyaya wa!
17:17Iyaya wa, koishi-san
17:20Sugoi kakari sugichatte, hitenda mo
17:23Kakari ga sugoi sugite
17:25Shinjin no kata mo, mitai hiteru yo
17:27Kakatteru tte nandanyo?
17:29Kono futari de yatta toki tte
17:31Uta de yabareteru nda wa
17:33Shaberisugite dandan
17:35Fan ga heterun ja nai no?
17:37Datte dekkai tokoro de yaranakya ikenai ndesho?
17:40Dekkai itsuka wa yappari
17:42Mugendai Dome 1 kurai de yaritai yo ne
17:4450 nin da wa
17:46Dare ga wakanna desho
17:48Chinchai toko de yatta yo
17:50Honna ni dare ga wakanna desho
17:52Mugendai no me no mae no
17:54Family Mart no tei mo warawanai
17:56Kado no tokoro, dare ga wakanna honno no
17:58Iya dakara wakaranai koto yuttemo shikatanai
18:00Dekkai toko da tsu tte nanda
18:02Doko de yanna yo sore attara?
18:04Tokyo Dome desho anta, mezasu wa
18:06Tokyo Dome!
18:08Tokyo Dome de yaritai yo ne itsuka
18:10Itsuka Tokyo Dome de yaritai ne
18:13Itsuka ne
18:15Sukoshi tsutsu machi no
18:17Tsumeta hai ni yatte kita kara
18:20Meccha umai!
18:22Zen hiki yasui
18:24Dai suki na yaru na koi tsura no mo
18:26Kono haku wa nai
18:28Saumai oorogoi
18:30Oorogoi
18:32Iyana kamigata
18:34Kocchi
18:36Kocchi iai wa
18:38Meccha umai
18:40Umai na
18:46Hikasutoko wa hikasutoko
18:54Yume mite
18:56Ikite yuku
19:02Itsuka mata
19:04Oshiawaru
19:06Sanishiratta
19:08Soko ni ite mo
19:10Ni oshite mo
19:12Kake tsukete ageru kara
19:14Arifureteru
19:16Koto wa nante
19:18Sutesatte shimaou
19:20Nani mo iranai
19:22Sore dake ga
19:24Boku no subete
19:52Nelson'sからのラブコラボ
19:54キャラに入り込む演技力がすごい
19:56ドラマのようなコントをやりたい
19:58誰だ
20:00あの演技派芸人が
20:02お母さん役で登場
20:04和田くん
20:06ここ
20:08ちょっと待って
20:10みゆきちゃんちゃんの実家の居酒屋ってここ
20:12そうだよ
20:14あれ和田くん緊張してる
20:16そりゃ緊張するよね
20:18うちの親に会うの初めてだし
20:20ちょっと待って
20:22挨拶今日じゃない方がいいかもしれない
20:24何でよ
20:26お父さんお母さん帰ったよ
20:28おーみゆき帰ったか
20:30みゆきおかえり
20:32ちょっとお父さん何その格好
20:34今日彼氏来るからちゃんとしてって言ったじゃん
20:36仕方ないだろ
20:38今日だって仕事なんだから
20:40私からも言ったのよ彼氏来るんだからさ
20:42こういうのやめてって
20:44昔からこうだから頑固なの
20:46だって付き合った時もね
20:48言わせたのよ
20:50そしたらもうねこの格好で来るもんだから
20:52海水浴場のみんながあれマグロの解体ショーでも始まるの
20:54みたいな大騒ぎになっちゃって
20:56仲落ちください
20:58いいよ
21:02母さんもうみゆき帰ってきてるんだから
21:04彼氏の和田くん
21:06三人とも座ってて
21:08私お茶入れてくるね
21:10ちょっと待ってみゆきちゃん
21:12座って
21:14失礼します
21:16どうしたの
21:18どこ見てるの
21:20こっちですよ
21:22半年前に
21:24うちのバイト飛んだ和田くんだよね
21:26すいませんした
21:28ごめんなさい
21:30私お店出てなかったからよく分かんなかったわ
21:32結婚挨拶来たんだよね
21:34飛んだ時は何の挨拶もなかったのに
21:36すいませんした
21:38結婚は本気なんです
21:40本気でみゆきさんと考えてます
21:42お願いします
21:44私のバイトで支給したやつだね
21:46吐きやすくて
21:48お父さんね
21:50物を返さない人一番嫌いだから
21:52もう帰りなさい
21:54そんな人に娘やれないよ
21:56帰りなさい
21:58帰りなさい
22:00帰りなさい
22:02昔も私喧嘩してたのずっと
22:042週間口聞いてくれなかった
22:06私が悪いかなと思って
22:08トラエの洋貨持って行ったの
22:10すごいな
22:12帰りなさい早く
22:14あったけど
22:16歌詞を変えちゃって
22:18申し訳ないって言って
22:20作詞家の黒内光藩先生に声によると
22:22許してくれなかった
22:24だから私はどうかと思って
22:26私も許してくれなかった
22:28何よ
22:30俺が彼と喋ってるんだから
22:32黙っといてくれ
22:34黙らない
22:36いつもそうやって
22:38母さん話が長くなるから
22:40あんたが悪いんでしょ
22:42どうしてくれるんだ
22:44何とか言ったらどうだ
22:46おいおい
22:48ちょっと待って
22:50あんたそうやってまた飛ぶのね
22:52今考えなきゃいけないのは
22:54みゆきの気持ちでしょ
22:56和田くんお父さんそうでしょ
22:58うまいな
23:00みゆきのこと幸せにしちゃってくれよ
23:02お父さん
23:04お母さん
23:06ねえ
23:08こっちはの場所わかんないんだけど
23:10みゆきもう仕事も始まるし
23:12和田くんと話したから今日帰りなさい
23:14いい人ね
23:16ありがとう
23:18じゃあ和田くん行こうか
23:20和田くん
23:22一つ聞き忘れてた
23:24仕事は何やってるの
23:26工場でフリスビー作ってます
23:28和田くんのフリスビー
23:30よく飛びそうね
23:32そう言ってんじゃん
23:34言ってんじゃん
23:36続いては
23:384000頭身からのラブコラボ
23:42事務所の大先輩で
23:44憧れの的
23:46シュールな世界観を一緒に
23:48堪能したい
23:50エアロビで一世風靡した
23:52あるある王子が登場
23:56はいみんな集まったね
23:58早速エアロビクスをしていく前に
24:00今日は新しい生徒の方が来てくれてます
24:02新しい生徒
24:04よろしくお願いします
24:06フカワリョウだ
24:08なるな
24:10さすがに似てる人だ
24:12自己紹介の方お願いします
24:14フカワリョウです
24:16フカワリョウなんだ
24:18なんでこの子に及んでエアロビクス
24:20フカくんは経験者なんだよね
24:22昔ちょっとやってました
24:24昔ちょっとやってたけど
24:26大丈夫あれカウントして
24:28見たことはあるわ
24:30やっていきましょうか
24:32ミュージックスタート
24:40まずは歩いていきましょう
24:48少しずつ足開いていきましょう
24:56重心を下げましょう
24:58フカワリョウ普通にエアロビクスしてる
25:04ステップ踏みます
25:06あるある言ってよ
25:08できるんだ
25:10フカワリョウって普通にエアロビクス
25:12うまい
25:14ステップです
25:16もったいない
25:18もったいないよフカワリョウが普通にエアロビクスするの
25:20手つけます
25:22面白いやつできるのに
25:24面白いエアロビクスが見たいんだ
25:26エアロビクスが見たいんだ僕たちは
25:28フカワリョウの
25:30重心右に
25:32この動きは
25:34フカワリョウの代名詞の
25:36あの動き
25:38左です
25:40あるある聞きたいよ
25:42フカワリョウがこの動きしたら
25:44あるある聞きたいってみんな
25:46歩いちゃった
25:48はいここまでです
25:50終わった
25:52結構動けてたね
25:54動けてるフカワリョウが
25:56すみません
25:58フカワリョウさんですよね
26:00ありがとう
26:02ぐたちしたフカワリョウ
26:04あるある聞いてみる
26:06聞いていいじゃん
26:08すみません
26:10あるあるお願いしてもいいですか
26:12もちろん
26:14歯医者さんに行くと
26:16帰り本屋に寄りたくなるね
26:20そうかな
26:22やるやる
26:24続いては
26:26エルフからのラブコラボ
26:30あげあげな
26:32超ハイテンションキャラが大好き
26:34違う元気パワーを
26:36ギャル漫才に注入してほしい
26:38ノリノリなM-1王者が
26:40ギャル漫才に登場
26:42M-1王者
26:44どうも
26:46こんにちは
26:48デコ
26:50マサノリさんのデコって
26:52ここまでなの
26:54お願いします
26:56パラパラみたい
26:58俺さギャルになりたいんだよね
27:00最高うれしい
27:02マサノリさんじゃ無理でしょ
27:04ギャルってマインドなんでしょ
27:06なんで知ってるんだよ
27:08楽しそうやな
27:10叩き方
27:12マサノリさん
27:14ギャルになる旅に出ましょう
27:16123ローラン
27:18123バルカン
27:20なんでマサノリさんもあるんですか
27:22マサノリさん
27:24ドンキホーテにつきましたよ
27:26やっぱりマサノリさんは
27:28二重幅が本当にギャルなので
27:30つけまをつけたいなって思うんですけど
27:32そのためにはつけまのノリ買いましょう
27:34つけまのノリ
27:36つけまのノリノリ
27:38ノリノリマサノリ
27:40ノリノリノリノリ
27:42ノリノリマサノリ
27:44ノリノリマサノリ
27:46これはひどい
27:48あらあら
27:50あらあらかわいい
27:52あらあらかわいい
27:54あらあら
27:56あらあらかわいい
27:58無理無理無理無理
28:00無理ですよこれは
28:02そっちでやってください
28:04でもマサノリさんがこんなにギャルって知らんかった
28:06もうこれはギャル花火や
28:08わーい
28:10わーい
28:12わーい
28:14これが漫才のとり方じゃね
28:16もう無理せんといてください
28:18わーい
28:24いやもうええわ
28:28ここでヤギ君に
28:30ラブコラボを熱望する人から
28:32サプライズVTR
28:38うちもヤギだ
28:401270個以上の
28:42No, you can't
28:44I'm not getting old, so I'm scared
28:46This time, we have a present for you
28:50A present for Yusei-san?
28:52I'm screaming to the other side of the world
28:55I would like Yusei-san to scream too
28:58Where will he scream?
29:04Can you hear me, people in the neighborhood?
29:07I don't like this
29:09Yusei-san, please use this
29:13I'm so happy, but I thought about it in 2 seconds
29:17Yagi-kun, since you're here
29:20I'll take it
29:22Can you hear me, people in the neighborhood?
29:25Thank you
29:27What are you doing?
29:29Not only this
29:31Yagi-san also made a gag for this person
29:35I'm blessed
29:37Yagi-kun also made a gag for Tsuda-kun
29:40The gag for Tsuda-kun is
29:42Goi-goi-su's evolutionary system
29:44This is good
29:45From this year, please use this
29:48This is good
29:49Goi-goi-su!
29:51Look at the palm of his hand
29:55It's too Yagi-san-like
29:57From this year, we have to change it a little
30:00There is already an evolutionary system
30:03Goi, goi-goi-goi
30:05Goi-goi-su
30:06Su-su-su
30:07Su! I'll give you a Su!
30:10And the highest level is
30:11Kaka-kuu-ka!
30:17After this, the big announcement
30:18The special guest of the Nanya Sonokawo Championship
30:22It's really good
30:28Hanso-de costume
30:29Sekai-kun is Hanso-de
30:31This is hot, right? Live
30:33It was hot
30:34I made it in Yagi-kun's style
30:37It's really good
30:45I'm sorry for calling you all of a sudden
30:47No, it's fine
30:48What is it?
30:50I have something I want to tell you
30:53It's a little embarrassing to say it in words
30:56I made it into a song
30:58Eh? Into a song?
30:59Yes, so listen to this
31:01Will you answer me?
31:03Yes
31:04I understand
31:05Thank you
31:06Then, let's go
31:11From intense
31:14It's intense
31:18It's good
31:19It's pretty intense
31:27The music
31:28I can't sing
31:29At times like this
31:33What is it?
31:40What is this?
31:41Wait a minute
31:42The song you want to tell me
31:43Is it an instrumental?
31:46And it's Bruce's?
31:49There's no lyrics?
31:54What's with that face?
31:57It's good
31:58If it's a ballad, I think it's a confession of love
32:01What about Bruce's instrumental?
32:03What does that mean?
32:04I can't really understand the instrumental
32:12What should I have said?
32:15He's asking for a response
32:27I don't get it
32:32It's not in English, right?
32:48Will you let me hear your response?
32:50No, I can't answer
32:53I'm Ozwald Hatanaka
32:56Before the summer of this year began
33:01There was a big event in my life
33:05About a month after that
33:08It's been a while since we've met again
33:12When we met again
33:14The feelings I felt
33:16I made that feeling into a song
33:19Please listen
33:21Leave me in the summer
33:26It's good
33:29Memeshi
33:31Just looking at the change of seasons
33:36I was drawing a wonderful future
33:39It's been at least 5 years
33:42I didn't even notice
33:46I see, it's good
33:47Leaving your heart behind
33:49I was left alone
33:52After a long time
33:54What is this?
33:56He's shooting a music video
33:57Really?
33:58It's amazing
33:59It's a bit like him
34:02I thought it was him
34:04Leaving your heart behind
34:06I told you
34:08Even if it's bad
34:10The place you bring it
34:12It doesn't change
34:14It's a dream
34:17At work
34:18If something like this happens
34:19You laugh and say it's the worst
34:24Memeshi
34:26But at that time
34:28I was frustrated
34:29It's not good to make it into a song
34:31Because I was having fun
34:37I see
34:38I think of you
34:42I'm not the closest person
34:46Memeshi
34:55It's amazing
35:01It's amazing
35:04Is this the last scene?
35:19It's a really good song
35:22It's a really good song
35:24It's like Masashi Sada
35:26Masashi Sada
35:29It's so good
35:31It's a bit sudden
35:33Hey, what's with that outfit?
35:36I'm going to debut as an idol
35:39Pardon?
35:42Wait, debut as an idol?
35:44I've already made a song
35:46What?
35:47If you become an idol
35:49What should I do from now on?
35:51I'm going to sing a bit now
35:54The skin on your face is left over
35:56Do the Irote
35:58You can do the Irote?
35:59It's the best
36:00Get used to it
36:02A bit more
36:04Get used to it
36:06Start
36:07You'll get used to it in 2-3 months
36:11Everyone, thank you for coming today
36:14Let's get excited
36:22More, more
36:26I'm an idol
36:28I have a boyfriend
36:30Do you have a boyfriend?
36:31Tecca, do you have a boyfriend?
36:34Her face is amazing
36:36Her face is amazing
36:38Her beauty has increased
36:41She's become lighter
36:43I see
36:44I'm sorry to say this
36:46But I really do have a boyfriend
36:49Do you have a boyfriend?
36:50Tecca, do you really have one?
36:52I'm an idol
36:54I'm an idol
36:56I'm an idol
36:58My boyfriend is kind
37:01I'm an idol
37:03I'm an idol
37:04My boyfriend is 54 years old
37:09I'm an old man
37:10Tecca, I'm an old man
37:12This is the best
37:16I'm an old man
37:17I'm an old man
37:19I'm an old man
37:20I'm an old man
37:21I'm an old man
37:23Everyone, this is the best
37:25I'm an old man
37:27I'm an old man
37:31This is amazing
37:33But I lied
37:35So I'll stop being an idol
37:37You'll stop?
37:42They're crying
37:44They're both crying
37:45I've only had one life
37:47I wonder if I'm doing that
37:51What's this?
37:52Explosion warning
37:53There's a bomb in this venue
37:55If you start talking, the bomb will explode
37:57What does this mean?
37:59Master, there's a bomb in this venue
38:01Master
38:04Master, there's a bomb on your face
38:06I know
38:07It's right in front of you
38:08That's right
38:09I'm scared
38:10You're scared, right?
38:11If you start talking, the bomb will explode?
38:12That's right
38:13If you don't start talking, it's fine, right?
38:14Yes
38:15It's like a stand-up comedy
38:16I see
38:17You go out, talk, and come back
38:19I see
38:20If you do that, it's fine
38:21Onukyo-san, please come out
38:24Please
38:25Please
38:26Don't start talking
38:30I'm Marutamaru from Yamagoya
38:32I'm fine
38:33Don't worry
38:34I'm like a brooch
38:38But it's been raining a lot lately
38:40It's the Guerrilla War
38:42There are people who have plastic umbrellas
38:45In the Edo period, umbrellas were made by gods
38:48What would have happened if it had suddenly rained?
38:52The Rakugo has begun
38:55Has it begun?
38:57Has my creation, the Oedo Kamikasa story, begun?
39:01It has begun
39:02The Rakugo that the master steals plastic umbrellas and goes to court has begun
39:06It's no good
39:07It's no good
39:08Rakugo is no good
39:09It's dangerous
39:10I'm sorry
39:11Don't worry
39:12It's okay
39:13It's like Kitty's ribbon
39:15But it's been raining a lot lately
39:18The starry sky is more beautiful when it's snowing
39:21There is actually a UFO in that star
39:24From that UFO, aliens may come down
39:27The Rakugo has begun
39:29The Rakugo has begun
39:30Has it begun?
39:31Has my creation, the Rakugo Predator vs. Me, begun?
39:35It has begun
39:36The Rakugo that the master steals plastic umbrellas and goes to court has begun
39:38It's no good
39:39It's dangerous
39:40The Rakugo is no good
39:41The Rakugo is no good
39:42There is a trampoline
39:43Hey!
39:44What are you doing?
39:45I'm sorry
39:46You should go home, you are injured
39:47I'm sorry
39:48You idiot
39:49I'm sorry
39:50Have you ever hit someone?
39:51No
39:52You haven't, have you?
39:53This is how it feels to hit someone
39:55Master, the Rakugo has begun
39:57I'm sorry
39:58Master, the Rakugo has begun
40:02I died
40:03I died
40:04I died
40:05I wanted to see the Rakugo vs. Predator
40:08I want to hear it
40:10This acting is difficult
40:18I will be starring in this drama
40:20I'm Honma
40:21I'm Nakajima
40:22I've seen it
40:24But it seems like you haven't mastered the acting yet
40:26Yes
40:28Shall I watch the play?
40:30Is that okay?
40:31Instead, do it in the real world
40:33Yes
40:34Thank you very much
40:35Ready
40:36Start
40:37Why don't you do it?
40:39It's already over
40:40It's over?
40:42Emiko still likes you
40:44No
40:47You have a completely different feeling
40:48I'm sorry
40:49One more time
40:52Why don't you do it?
40:53It's already over
40:54It's over?
40:56Emiko still...
40:57No
40:58I'm sorry
40:59Listen
41:00The flame of anger here is the purple flame
41:03Get wrapped up in the purple flame
41:07Play with the smoke
41:09Do you really understand?
41:12Why don't you do it?
41:14It's already over
41:15It's over?
41:16Emiko...
41:17No
41:19I'm sorry
41:20It hurts
41:22It's okay
41:23Your scene will come later
41:25It's okay
41:26Let's go to the scene where you hit back
41:28Is that okay?
41:29Do it in the real world
41:31Thank you very much
41:32Ready
41:33Start
41:34Why don't you do it?
41:36It's already over
41:38Are you ready?
41:39Why don't you do it?
41:40It's already over
41:41It's like this
41:44This is the purple flame
41:46That's right
41:47Do it like that
41:50Why don't you do it?
41:51It's already over
41:55Why don't you do it?
41:57It's over
42:00That's it
42:01Don't forget that feeling
42:03Are you Katsushin?
42:07That's not it
42:08That's not it
42:11This face
42:15Excuse me
42:16Yes
42:17There's hair in it
42:20I'm sorry
42:22I'll get you a new ramen
42:24We're doing a live broadcast
42:26I just ate ramen
42:28There's hair in it
42:30You made this ramen, didn't you?
42:32I'm sorry
42:33Can you stop the camera?
42:35Please answer
42:36You made this ramen, didn't you?
42:39Yes
42:40I'm sorry
42:42Mr. Yamashita
42:44Mr. Yamashita of a shop called Ryuurai-ken in Nishiogikubo
42:48You put hair in it
42:50Everyone who's watching the broadcast, please call the shop
42:53I'm sorry
42:54It's you, isn't it?
42:55It's because you put hair in it
42:58But
43:00Huh?
43:02This hair
43:03It's not mine
43:05What?
43:06This is straight hair, isn't it?
43:10I'm...
43:12I'm a shop assistant
43:15Isn't this customer's hair?
43:18What?
43:19Oh my
43:20Oh my
43:21That was Yabai no Koitsu
43:23Ueda Touki, 26 years old
43:26Suginami-ku, Asagaya, Nishi
43:272-4-5
43:28Easy, easy
43:29We're moving on to 2-2
43:31He's a fair person
43:33He's a very fair person
43:35Please spread it out
43:37It's time for a screenshot
43:42He's not a bad person at all
43:44He's amazing
43:45He's a fair person
43:47Yes
43:48This ramen
43:49I put hair in it
43:53Look at this noodle
43:56Even though it's a street food, it's homemade
44:00It's a food report
44:02He's trying to increase the reputation of the shop
44:05He's a good person
44:06It's 3 minutes walk from Koi to Toho
44:08It's a street food
44:09The inside of the shop is beautiful
44:11It's the best shop
44:12The worst person
44:15I don't know anything about that kind of joke
44:18Like live streaming
44:21It's scary
44:24After this, Kuse-sugo characters will meet
44:27Please find your favorite Kuse
44:35Before the R1 final, we'll show you a Pizzetta with a strong personality
44:39I don't care
44:45This guy
44:46Shimo?
44:47I hate this guy
44:49Why?
44:50This guy is a pain
44:52He's a history
44:53He's a shame of sumo
44:56I haven't seen a history like this for a long time
44:59I hate this guy
45:01I can't help it
45:03He's left
45:09His sumo is boring
45:13Who wants to see a sumo fight at a distance?
45:16A distance fight
45:18It's boring
45:19We don't want to see that
45:21A big guy like us
45:23We'll fight
45:25I want to see that
45:26It's boring
45:28It's boring
45:30It's boring
45:31It's boring
45:32Don't use your leg
45:34Don't use your leg
45:36You don't need that
45:40A big guy like us
45:42We'll fight
45:46I want to see that
45:47More, more!
45:50great, lots of jokes for you
45:52Can he win this?
45:58You have to shove in to get distance
46:03You can fix your nose
46:06Sure if there is no shields
46:11shoo shoo shoo
46:13Gah!
46:13Gah!
46:14I want to see this!
46:15Four!
46:15Four?
46:16Four couples!
46:18You're so bad!
46:19You're going to get it!
46:20It's coming, it's coming.
46:21It's coming!
46:22How is it going to be?
46:23I wonder if it's going to be good.
46:24Ah!
46:25What?
46:26This is so bad.
46:27What are you good at?
46:28This is so bad.
46:29It's going to fall down.
46:32It's going to fall down!
46:33If it's going to fall down,
46:34stop it!
46:35You're so bad!
46:36You're a disgrace to the Sumo world!
46:38Go home!
46:39Oh, oh, oh.
46:43Scary, scary, scary.
46:44He's staring at her.
46:45Scary, scary.
46:46Ah!
46:47Ah!
46:49The Osaka guy.
46:53I'm sorry.
46:54Is it real?
46:55I'd like to ask you to buy me a drink.
46:58I'm sorry.
47:05I'd like to ask you to buy me a drink.
47:06Ah, I already bought you a drink.
47:07What?
47:08I waited until the 20th.
47:09Ah.
47:10I came from quite far away.
47:13I'm sorry.
47:14This is a rule.
47:15I heard you were going to buy me a good drink.
47:17I'm sorry.
47:18But when I came here,
47:20I thought a really nice person would buy me a drink.
47:24I'm even more disappointed.
47:26Excuse me.
47:27Ah.
47:29Is it okay?
47:30Thank you very much.
47:31I haven't finished my order yet.
47:32I'm so happy.
47:34I'd like you to buy me this ring.
47:37Ah, I see.
47:38And this bag.
47:40Thank you very much.
47:41I'll take a look at the ring.
47:43Wait a minute.
47:45What is that?
47:46It's so cool.
47:47You look like a professional.
47:49It's a special edition.
47:50Wow!
47:51It's an honor.
47:52It's amazing.
47:53I'm the only one wearing this.
47:54Kawaii Shunichi,
47:55Daimajin Sasaki,
47:56and me.
47:57It's cool.
47:58It's amazing.
47:59I'll take a look at this.
48:00Yes, please.
48:01This is...
48:02Ah, it's cool.
48:04It's amazing.
48:05You really look like a professional.
48:07It's amazing.
48:08I can see it clearly.
48:09What?
48:10I can even see your pores.
48:11Hey!
48:12Look at this.
48:13Hey!
48:14Hey!
48:15You're a professional.
48:16This is...
48:17Yes.
48:18This is about it.
48:19Ah.
48:20It's like 1 out of 10.
48:23That's right.
48:24That's how it is.
48:25If you were my brother,
48:26you'd buy me something really nice.
48:29I thought you'd buy me something full of memories.
48:33You have a nice face.
48:34I bought this recently.
48:36Yes.
48:37You don't use it much, do you?
48:38No, I don't.
48:39Then, let's change the subject.
48:40What is it?
48:41I'll let you study.
48:42That's amazing.
48:43Is it okay?
48:44I'll let you study.
48:45It's almost sold out.
48:46Ah, it's almost sold out.
48:47That's amazing.
48:49It's totally fine.
48:51Then, let's look at the bag.
48:52Yes.
48:53But the bag is a consumable.
48:54Ah.
48:55If you look at this,
48:56it looks like this.
48:58It's almost priceless.
49:00To be honest, that's how it is.
49:02I wanted to leave everything to my brother.
49:04You didn't care about the bag.
49:06I wanted to date my brother.
49:08Ah, you went that far.
49:09I'm even more disappointed.
49:11Then, let's change the subject.
49:13I'll let you study.
49:14That's amazing.
49:16It's more expensive than when I bought it.
49:18This is studying.
49:20That's amazing.
49:21Is it okay?
49:22It's like this.
49:24If you don't mind,
49:25let's decide on the date date.
49:27I'm married.
49:29Ah, I see.
49:30Ah.
49:31I'm studying.
49:33I'm studying.
49:37Oh, it's raining.
49:40Yes, it is.
49:42I'm glad I brought an umbrella.
49:45Yes.
49:46Let's go inside.
49:49Ah.
49:50The umbrella you use is always under my face.
49:55What?
49:56What?
49:57What's this?
49:58There's a letter.
49:59You read it.
50:00Yes, I did.
50:01I'm glad.
50:02Ah.
50:05The umbrella you use is always under my face.
50:09There's a title.
50:11What's this?
50:12I'm sorry.
50:13Are you okay?
50:14I'm fine.
50:15I'm sorry.
50:16Are you okay?
50:17Yes.
50:18Oh.
50:19They sell delicious salmon at the fish market.
50:22It looks delicious.
50:24Salmon, baby.
50:27Salmon, baby.
50:30Salmon, baby.
50:32It's not funny.
50:34It's not funny.
50:37But I can watch it.
50:41Because I'm an old lady.
50:42Because I like you.
50:45Because I like you, I talked.
50:47Because I like you.
50:48The voice of my heart and the way I talk.
50:51Because I like you.
50:53Everything came out.
50:55Because I like you.
50:57Because I like you.
50:58I can't stop.
50:59Because I like you.
51:00It's getting darker.
51:01It's getting darker.
51:03Because I like you.
51:04I don't know the rules.
51:07Because I like you.
51:09Only letters.
51:10Only letters.
51:11Because I like you.
51:18UNO.
51:19UNO.
51:20It was UNO.
51:22I was UNO.
51:23I was UNO.
51:24Where did you bring it from?
51:26Did you say UNO because it was the last one?
51:29Or do you want to play UNO?
51:31The voice of my heart.
51:33Certainly, certainly.
51:34I thought so.
51:40Please get married.
51:43I didn't get married.
51:44I didn't get married.
51:45I didn't get married.
51:46I'm glad.
51:47I'm glad.
51:48I'm glad.
51:50I'm sorry for those of you who thought we were a couple.
51:53Actually, we were still a couple.
51:55That's right.
51:57I'm sure it's not an old man or an old woman.
52:04It's a great development.
52:07I will be happy.
52:11It was a good story.
52:13I thought there was no audition for this program.
52:17If I had a store, I would have dropped it.
52:32I want to be on TV.
52:34I'm really on TV.
52:35How are you?
52:37Are you kind?
52:38If we are together.
52:40If we are together.
52:43I want to be a great veteran.