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Recien Casados (2003) Película Completa en Español Latino
Recien Casados (2003) Película Completa en Español Latino
Recien Casados (2003) Película Completa en Español Latino

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00:00:00The flight 217 from Venice, Italy, is arriving at gate 34.
00:00:04Please pick up your luggage in aisle number 2.
00:00:09Your attention, please.
00:00:10The flight 217 from Venice, Italy, is arriving at gate 34.
00:00:15Please pick up your luggage in aisle number 2.
00:00:30Newlyweds
00:01:01Newlyweds
00:01:12I'll go get my things tomorrow.
00:01:14Oh, come on. Maybe I'll be sleeping with a strange woman.
00:01:2145 minutes to wait. This is ridiculous.
00:01:24Oh, it can't be.
00:01:27Oh, yes. You hit it, honey. Right there.
00:01:31Thank you very much.
00:01:36I need to go home.
00:01:39Out of my way.
00:01:57Get in.
00:02:10Try to keep your eyes on the road.
00:02:14You can't get any closer!
00:02:16I don't want to scratch the paint.
00:02:29What are you doing here, Tom Lissack?
00:02:31Just open the door, John.
00:02:33You and Tom are not together anymore.
00:02:35You're not going anywhere.
00:02:37You're not going anywhere.
00:02:39You're not going anywhere.
00:02:41You and Tom are not together anymore.
00:02:43Just open the door, John!
00:02:45Okay.
00:03:04That looks heavy.
00:03:07Get that crap out of here right now.
00:03:10Right away, princess.
00:03:24Not a word.
00:03:28Is Mom and Dad home?
00:03:30No, they're at the charity dance.
00:03:32Don't worry, Pee-Wee.
00:03:34We'll take care of Tom.
00:03:40Sarah?
00:03:52Kyle.
00:03:59Kyle.
00:04:02Kyle.
00:04:08Okay, I'm home now.
00:04:10You can go whenever you want.
00:04:28Hi, this is Tom and Sarah's house.
00:04:30We can't talk right now.
00:04:32We're on our honeymoon in Europe.
00:04:34Did you send me a wedding gift?
00:04:36I'm serious.
00:04:39Tom, this is Kyle.
00:04:41I got your message.
00:04:43I'm sorry the honeymoon didn't go well.
00:04:45Don't be mad. I'll stay at your house.
00:04:47We'll have a beer when you get back.
00:04:49Hi, Sarah. This is Peter.
00:04:51I thought you might be home.
00:04:53Tom, if you're listening, I'm sorry.
00:05:01Where were you? You're leaving at 5.
00:05:03I went out for a walk. To distract myself.
00:05:05And? What happened?
00:05:07I had a perfect relationship and it was ruined with the marriage.
00:05:11You saw it!
00:05:12We were perfect the minute we met.
00:05:14Right?
00:05:15Yes. In fact, it was something notorious.
00:05:19Thank you, Fred.
00:05:25Blue 28!
00:05:27Blue 28!
00:05:29Blue 28!
00:05:32Now!
00:05:34I'm free! I'm open!
00:05:38Watch out!
00:05:43What happened?
00:05:44I'm sorry.
00:05:46Are you okay?
00:05:47Yes.
00:05:48I didn't feel anything.
00:05:55Here you go.
00:05:56Cheers.
00:05:57Sarah McNerney.
00:05:59Cheers.
00:06:00Tom Lizak.
00:06:04What do you do when you're not John Montana?
00:06:06I work at the KNR station.
00:06:09The station that informs you about traffic.
00:06:13So I'm in front of a radio announcer?
00:06:15No. Someday I'll be. In sports.
00:06:18I hope so.
00:06:19Now I only give the traffic report...
00:06:21at night shift.
00:06:23Every two weeks.
00:06:25When someone gives it sick.
00:06:28Are you that Tom?
00:06:29Yes. Have you heard me on the radio?
00:06:31Yes. I called a week ago at three in the morning.
00:06:34You said Pasadena Avenue was free and I took it.
00:06:36I was trapped for three hours behind a trailer that turned.
00:06:40I think you're wrong. Don't you think?
00:06:43Sarah from Beverly Hills.
00:06:45The one who called me...
00:06:47idiot.
00:06:49You were a little rude.
00:06:51I think so.
00:06:53And at three in the morning?
00:06:55You should be asleep, right?
00:06:57How do you know what time I sleep?
00:06:59I was working on an auction in Sotheby's.
00:07:01Beverly Hills. Sotheby's.
00:07:03I know. You studied marketing at Stanford and you sat in the front row.
00:07:06Art history at Wellesley. I sat in the back.
00:07:08Back. Excellent. Me too.
00:07:10Communication at the University of Burbank.
00:07:12Do you want me to sing you a song?
00:07:14No, thanks.
00:07:15Sure? I do it very well.
00:07:16Seriously, no.
00:07:17I agree.
00:07:19You're not...
00:07:20by any chance...
00:07:22the daughter of Dan McNerney,
00:07:24one of the owners of the Lakers and the Dodgers.
00:07:28I think that's a yes.
00:07:31Are you ready to win a 8-ball game?
00:07:34In your dreams, miss.
00:07:36I studied at a billiard hall.
00:07:38You seem to be very confident, idiot.
00:07:50Bugs, shut up.
00:08:21Wow.
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:27That's how it was.
00:08:28A month later, we moved in together.
00:08:31Why did we get married when we had a relationship that was adorable?
00:08:35I don't know.
00:08:36Ten seconds.
00:08:37Why do we have to get married?
00:08:39Do you think it makes sense to be with someone all your life
00:08:43and not have a relationship?
00:08:45I don't know.
00:08:46Do you think it makes sense to be with someone all your life
00:08:51because people change?
00:08:52They grow?
00:08:53You're on air, Tom.
00:08:55Maybe we'd still be together if I had proposed it without mistakes, but no.
00:08:59The proposal is critical, and I ruined it.
00:09:02Tom!
00:09:04On air.
00:09:07I'm Tom Lisa,
00:09:08and at KNR, reporting at 206 AM,
00:09:12there are about seven vehicles on all highways,
00:09:16so if you want to skate at 405, you're free.
00:09:21We'll give you another traffic report in ten minutes.
00:09:25This is KNR, your station, with traffic reports.
00:09:31And you're on air.
00:09:32Listen, Tom, you have to focus, okay?
00:09:34Forget the proposals.
00:09:36Forget the marriage, okay?
00:09:43Max.
00:09:44Max!
00:09:48You have to grunt all the time.
00:09:49You're like a little pig with hair.
00:09:54Look at me, I'm the cutest dog in the world.
00:09:57I'm the cutest dog in the world.
00:09:59Throw me the ball and I'll stop bothering you.
00:10:02Max, seriously, I'm just trying to read.
00:10:09Go get her.
00:10:12Go get her.
00:10:23Max didn't like to chase pigs.
00:10:27This pig was cruel.
00:10:29It was like...
00:10:32Max just...
00:10:34went after him...
00:10:36and made fun of him...
00:10:39and...
00:10:40made fun of him.
00:10:43Made fun of him?
00:10:45Made fun of him.
00:10:48At first, it sounded like a purring.
00:10:52You know, purring.
00:10:53He did it to get Max's attention.
00:10:55He couldn't stand those noises.
00:10:56They bothered him a lot.
00:10:57So it sounded like a squeal.
00:11:09You're lying.
00:11:12What?
00:11:13Your nose opens when you lie.
00:11:15Open! Open!
00:11:17It's not open.
00:11:20I don't lie.
00:11:25Honey, I'm sorry.
00:11:27It's just that I'm very sad.
00:11:31Do you promise we'll never lie to each other?
00:11:33Do you promise we'll never lie to each other?
00:11:38I promise.
00:11:46I love you so much.
00:11:54Listen, Sara...
00:11:56I want to marry you, Tom Lissac.
00:12:00I want to marry you, too.
00:12:13Why do you have your car in front of you?
00:12:15Park it at the entrance.
00:12:16Open the door, John!
00:12:18Right away.
00:12:20It's time!
00:12:30Well, well, well.
00:12:35What a surprise!
00:12:45Welcome to the family, Tom.
00:12:47Thank you, Mrs. McNerney.
00:12:49Now you can call me Ma.
00:12:51Thank you...
00:12:54Ma?
00:12:55Ma.
00:12:57Ma?
00:12:58Wow.
00:13:00Perfect.
00:13:02John, champagne for everyone.
00:13:06Leave that, you fool!
00:13:09Oh, baby.
00:13:11My little girl.
00:13:13You're so rebellious.
00:13:16And you, Tom Lissac, you're...
00:13:20Well, a big surprise.
00:13:23Thank you, Mr. McNerney.
00:13:25I just...
00:13:27I hope I can be...
00:13:31everything I can...
00:13:33in...
00:13:34the...
00:13:36family.
00:13:43Well...
00:13:45I love you, Sara.
00:13:46That's all I need to know.
00:13:50You missed the chance, Prentice.
00:13:53I did, Dan.
00:13:54You sure did.
00:13:56I should've courted Sara instead of working 19 hours a day.
00:14:00Anyway...
00:14:02Congratulations.
00:14:03To both of you.
00:14:04From the bottom of my heart.
00:14:05I mean it.
00:14:07Thank you, Peter.
00:14:09You're very lucky.
00:14:10Hey!
00:14:11I know!
00:14:12Raise your glasses and let's toast.
00:14:17Everyone ready?
00:14:19What's Peter doing here?
00:14:20Dad, you're doing business with him. I knew it.
00:14:22Let's toast.
00:14:23To health, money, and love.
00:14:25To health, money, and love.
00:14:29Attention, Pigwee.
00:14:30Run ten yards.
00:14:32Lissac.
00:14:33Give me five yards.
00:14:35Hey, you can do it. Don't worry.
00:14:37Calm down.
00:14:38I was hoping Sara...
00:14:39What do you mean, calm down?
00:14:40Why do bad things happen to people?
00:14:41That's what I want to know.
00:14:42What does that mean?
00:14:43She's in love, and she's very determined.
00:14:45I don't think so.
00:14:46She's Polish.
00:14:47No, she's Polish, okay?
00:14:48Yes, I know that.
00:14:50Let's see what Lissac has.
00:14:51Ready?
00:14:52Okay.
00:14:53Let's play!
00:14:55Ready?
00:14:56Let's play!
00:15:01Ready?
00:15:04Ready!
00:15:07Now!
00:15:10Don't forget it.
00:15:13That was tough.
00:15:14Yeah, it was.
00:15:16Just what I wanted.
00:15:17What did you do to him, Willie?
00:15:18I just slipped.
00:15:21I still have the handkerchief.
00:15:23I'm good.
00:15:24Very good.
00:15:26Oh, my Pigwee.
00:15:27Always in such a hurry.
00:15:29You moved in together after a month.
00:15:31You lived together for nine months.
00:15:34You made a commitment.
00:15:36I know you love him, my love, but...
00:15:38sometimes you need more than love to maintain a marriage.
00:15:44You have to be mature to know who you are, what you want, and who he is.
00:15:49Mom, he's crazy.
00:15:51He's spontaneous.
00:15:52He's original.
00:15:53He's funny.
00:15:55And on top of that, he's focused.
00:15:57And he's located.
00:15:59He's everything I want, and we feel a passion for each other, which is...
00:16:06I'm jealous.
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:12Tomorrow morning...
00:16:15we'll plan your wedding!
00:16:21Okay.
00:16:40Hello.
00:16:52Everyone thinks it's crazy to do this.
00:16:55Since when are we interested in what others think?
00:17:00Are you sure you don't want to marry someone like Peter?
00:17:06If I wanted to know exactly what my life would be like from now on,
00:17:11I'd marry someone like him.
00:17:14But I love not knowing.
00:17:16I love our past.
00:17:17But I love not knowing.
00:17:20I love our apartment.
00:17:23Your car.
00:17:28I want to start a life with you.
00:17:31Sara?
00:17:32Hide!
00:17:38Hello.
00:17:43Pee-wee.
00:17:45Marriage is like a long-term investment.
00:17:48Its long-term viability is better without involving emotions.
00:17:53The important thing, Dad, is that we love each other.
00:17:57And that's what matters.
00:18:10Lizak.
00:18:12Good night, sir.
00:18:14Good night.
00:18:17Congratulations, Mr. Lizak.
00:18:19The old Lizak is on stage.
00:18:21Hello.
00:18:24I hope he doesn't leave you, friend.
00:18:27What do you mean?
00:18:29I like Sara, and you know it, but rich girls get scared.
00:18:33A powerful dad plus family money is equal to expectations,
00:18:37which are the cause of marriage breakdowns.
00:18:41Our marriage won't have problems.
00:18:44We'll be happily married until we die.
00:18:48Unless he finds out you killed his dog.
00:18:52Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
00:18:59Okay.
00:19:01If you change your mind at the altar, faint.
00:19:04I won't change my mind.
00:19:06I'm just saying that if you do, you'll faint.
00:19:09Thank you, but that won't happen.
00:19:11Do you really want to give up your freedom?
00:19:14I'm not liberal, Kyle.
00:19:16And if you become one in the course of your life,
00:19:19in the next few years, you'll let five adventures go by a year.
00:19:23So I can marry Sara or sleep with 50 strange women.
00:19:27Minimum.
00:19:29That's not a choice.
00:19:30What?
00:19:32Okay, let's continue.
00:19:35Is there a girl you don't have, but you want?
00:19:38You're the worst godfather in the world.
00:19:41Hi, Peter.
00:19:44I can't believe you invited Prentice.
00:19:47Hi, Paul.
00:19:48Hi, old man.
00:19:49Willie.
00:19:50Did you ever go out with that idiot?
00:19:53Once they went on a trip to Europe.
00:19:56I don't think anything happened.
00:19:59Well...
00:20:01You're getting married.
00:20:03And he didn't tell you who he slept with?
00:20:06Of course he told me.
00:20:11Merrick.
00:20:13And Bruce.
00:20:18What about Prentice?
00:20:24And you didn't ask again.
00:20:27I won.
00:20:28It's irrelevant.
00:20:32Oh, okay.
00:20:34If you agree with what he said.
00:20:37It's not important.
00:20:38It was an honor.
00:20:39He...
00:20:41Shut up.
00:20:47And you could have Peter.
00:20:49I had Peter and I didn't like him, okay?
00:20:53Excuse me.
00:20:55I was in Seattle helping with an evaluation.
00:20:58I met Peter, we went out, I drank too much.
00:21:02And without realizing it...
00:21:06It happened.
00:21:07Bad...
00:21:08Girl.
00:21:09I wanted to tell Tom so many times, but he's so jealous.
00:21:13Listen, it doesn't matter if he doesn't know.
00:21:16They weren't married, even if they were.
00:21:18No, no.
00:21:19It matters to me.
00:21:21It's like living a lie.
00:21:23I can't live that.
00:21:24It's like being forever present in our lives.
00:21:28Listen, Pee-wee.
00:21:29Never mention it.
00:21:33It's time, Sarah.
00:21:36Let's go.
00:21:39Are you ready?
00:21:40How do you feel?
00:21:41Mom is a disaster.
00:21:43I'm telling you so you understand.
00:22:10No!
00:22:13Goodbye.
00:22:18Wait.
00:22:27Are you okay?
00:22:28I'm okay.
00:22:29Are you sure?
00:22:30That hurts.
00:22:32Doing this isn't as easy as they say.
00:22:40Dad paid for the suite!
00:22:43Yes, he did!
00:22:52We're married.
00:22:53We're married!
00:22:55Forever.
00:22:59Do you want to do it?
00:23:01I don't know.
00:23:03What about you?
00:23:06I'm tired.
00:23:07I'm tired.
00:23:09Me too.
00:23:13I mean...
00:23:14I understand.
00:23:25What is it?
00:23:28It's our wedding night.
00:23:29We don't want to be in a relationship.
00:23:32Honey.
00:23:34Relax.
00:23:35We're tired.
00:23:38It's our wedding night, yes.
00:23:41And I've dreamed of her all my life.
00:23:47And it's over.
00:23:53Did you have fantasies about your wedding when you were a kid?
00:24:02I think so.
00:24:03Really?
00:24:05God!
00:24:07Tomorrow my parents will know I'm no longer a virgin!
00:24:11Sara!
00:24:14You haven't been since you were a student.
00:24:17I know, but tomorrow they'll be sure I'm no longer a virgin!
00:24:20And they'll know you stole her from me!
00:24:22God!
00:24:23Oh no!
00:24:24Oh honey!
00:24:25Steal her from you?
00:24:26That's what my mom calls it!
00:24:29Sara.
00:24:31Hey, hey.
00:24:34I love you.
00:24:38We have everything we need to live.
00:24:41To have sex.
00:24:43It's okay.
00:24:45If we don't do it today.
00:24:52Now I want to do it.
00:24:54Really?
00:24:55Yes.
00:24:56I'm sexy from time to time.
00:24:57I'm sexy when you say it.
00:24:59I know how to light myself up.
00:25:04Oh, it's bleeding!
00:25:05It's bleeding!
00:25:07Help!
00:25:08Help!
00:25:14You're mine for one night.
00:25:15You're shattering.
00:25:17I won't have to change you, will I?
00:25:20That's it.
00:25:22It will stop bleeding.
00:25:28I'm a chimpanzee.
00:25:31You look beautiful.
00:25:34Time to sleep.
00:25:39I love you.
00:25:41And I love you, baby.
00:26:03I love you.
00:26:04I love you.
00:26:31Honey, the flight leaves in an hour.
00:26:34Oh!
00:26:40The best start of a honeymoon.
00:26:43But...
00:26:45Tomorrow we'll be in the Alps, in the Durev Hotel, and...
00:26:50Everything will be perfect.
00:26:51That's right.
00:26:52I think it will be perfect.
00:26:54Sara.
00:26:56But I can't wait any longer.
00:27:05Please take your seats.
00:27:07And we welcome you to flight 307 to Paris.
00:27:12Sara!
00:27:13Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the warning to fasten your seatbelts.
00:27:17Please return to your seats.
00:27:19Close the door, please!
00:27:24You have insurance for a reason, kid!
00:27:26I'm claustrophobic, okay?
00:27:29Do you have a problem?
00:27:30No.
00:27:31No problem. We're waiting.
00:27:32Yes.
00:27:42Mexican food.
00:27:45It's a revenge.
00:27:52Oh, my God!
00:27:53What the hell did he eat?
00:27:55Let's go.
00:28:01Now.
00:28:03Breathe through your mouth. Breathe through your mouth.
00:28:05No, please. I'm going to throw up.
00:28:06Come on. You can do it. Just do it.
00:28:11Hurry up!
00:28:16Wait. Give me a second.
00:28:21Oh, my God!
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:25Ready?
00:28:26It has to work.
00:28:28Wait. I'll recharge it in...
00:28:30Hurry up.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:37Are you okay?
00:28:40What?
00:28:41My foot is stuck.
00:28:42Wait. Let me help you.
00:28:44Wait.
00:28:45One, two, three.
00:28:51Please return to your seats.
00:28:53We're coming.
00:28:54Okay. Are you ready?
00:28:55Again.
00:28:56One, two, three.
00:28:59Return to your seats now, will you?
00:29:01Just wait.
00:29:03Come on. Come on.
00:29:05Return to your seats.
00:29:09The break is over, kid. Please.
00:29:13That's right.
00:29:14I'll activate it.
00:29:15I'll pull it out.
00:29:20Pull it out.
00:29:21The captain gave you the warning to buckle up.
00:29:24Wait. Wait. Let me try.
00:29:25One, two, three.
00:29:31Are you okay?
00:29:37It'll be a story for our grandkids.
00:29:39A great story for the kids.
00:29:46Bonjour.
00:29:47Hello, my friend. Do you have a car for Isaac?
00:29:52Bonjour.
00:29:54The reservation to Paul Isaac.
00:29:56Oui, mademoiselle.
00:29:58I didn't know you spoke French.
00:30:00It was in the summer when I traveled to Europe.
00:30:02Here is Mr. and Mrs. Isaac.
00:30:06There must be a mistake, right?
00:30:07There is no mistake, monsieur and mademoiselle.
00:30:11That's strange.
00:30:12This data is from two days ago.
00:30:14And?
00:30:15And?
00:30:16You know, without sports information, I can't live.
00:30:19My life can't start well.
00:30:21Honey, there's cable TV in the hotel.
00:30:28Hello.
00:30:30What car did you give us?
00:30:33I assure you this is not a car.
00:30:35I told you I wanted a compact.
00:30:37It's a European compact.
00:30:38It looks like a circus car.
00:30:40My toys are bigger than this thing.
00:30:42Honey, I saw the ad.
00:30:44And there was a compact on the cover.
00:30:47Not this thing.
00:30:49The baby needs a big car to be happy.
00:30:53We could use something bigger.
00:30:55We could. We could use something bigger.
00:31:00What was that?
00:31:02You sounded so American.
00:31:03We could use something bigger.
00:31:06Miss, could you give me the sports section?
00:31:08I can't live without it.
00:31:12Are you making fun of me?
00:31:14No, honey.
00:31:15Just drive.
00:31:16That's what I do.
00:31:17If I press my foot more, it will come out of the car.
00:31:20And it will look like a cartoon car.
00:31:22Oh, for God's sake, it's over there.
00:31:31Are you okay?
00:31:32Yes, and you?
00:31:36You could have told me about the street before you passed it.
00:31:38Then I could have avoided this.
00:31:40I was studying the map.
00:31:42Someone had to drive.
00:31:50Listen to us.
00:31:52It looks like we're married.
00:31:56Never ever.
00:31:57Never ever.
00:32:06Besides, why did you almost kill us?
00:32:10Because that's our hotel.
00:32:13It looks like a castle.
00:32:15It's a castle.
00:32:17That's why it looks like one.
00:32:21Yes.
00:32:27Wow.
00:32:41It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:32:46Come on.
00:32:58Look.
00:32:59No charge for nuns.
00:33:01Bonjour.
00:33:02Bonjour.
00:33:03Bonjour.
00:33:05Bonjour.
00:33:07Bonjour.
00:33:12Bonjour.
00:33:13Thanks.
00:33:14Bonjour.
00:33:16Bonjour.
00:33:18Bonjour.
00:33:19Bonjour.
00:33:21Bonjour.
00:33:23Are you from America?
00:33:24Yes.
00:33:25Welcome to the Doré hotel.
00:33:26I'm Henry Marcot.
00:33:28We are Sarah and Tom Lysak.
00:33:30Lysak, no.
00:33:31Yes.
00:33:32From the honeymoon.
00:33:33Yes.
00:33:34No.
00:33:35Yes.
00:33:36Why?
00:33:37They're so young and fresh to get married.
00:33:39No?
00:33:40No.
00:33:41We're married.
00:33:42Oh, I almost forgot.
00:33:44Oh, presents.
00:33:47Congratulations on having a beautiful honeymoon, Peter.
00:33:52It's a platonic love.
00:33:56Forget it, Peter.
00:33:58Here, enjoy it.
00:34:01His room is upstairs.
00:34:04François, the vacation.
00:34:06Right away, please.
00:34:08Bonjour.
00:34:09Merci.
00:34:15Tell me it's not your imagination.
00:34:20It's better than my imagination.
00:34:22Because we pay by breaking our backs.
00:34:24Honey, when you talk about money,
00:34:27especially if you mean animals,
00:34:29you take away the romance of the moment.
00:34:31Right.
00:34:33I'm sorry.
00:34:36Now, even if you're not used to it,
00:34:39give the young man a tip.
00:34:43Hey, do you have cable TV?
00:34:46TV at the bar.
00:34:49There's no TV in the room?
00:34:50TV at the bar.
00:34:53Ask him if he has a sports channel.
00:34:56For God's sake.
00:34:57I told him, sir, that the TV is in the bar.
00:35:00I think he's crazy.
00:35:03The TV...
00:35:07He says the TV is in the bar.
00:35:13And he said if you're with me,
00:35:16why do you want TV?
00:35:20You're right.
00:35:21I have to call my parents.
00:35:24Talking about killing the romance.
00:35:26I said I'd call.
00:35:27It'll only take a minute.
00:35:30Hi, Mom.
00:35:31I'm Pee-wee.
00:35:32Oh, say hi to your mom for me.
00:35:37Tom says hi.
00:35:40Yeah.
00:35:41It's great.
00:35:44For Tom and Sarah,
00:35:46enjoy your honeymoon.
00:35:49See you soon, Mom.
00:35:52What's that?
00:35:53It's a Thunder Stick A200.
00:35:55Are you an expert?
00:35:57I told you about that night at school.
00:35:59You didn't mention the devices.
00:36:01Can't you imagine?
00:36:04We have to charge this, Jose.
00:36:14You can't plug it into a European plug.
00:36:16I can.
00:36:17Of course you can.
00:36:23Honey, don't force it.
00:36:25Hey.
00:36:29Is that the iPhone?
00:36:35Are you okay?
00:36:36What's wrong?
00:36:37Oh, my God.
00:36:38I'm glad that didn't happen when we were using it.
00:36:45No, no, no.
00:36:47God, let's get out of here.
00:36:49No, no, no.
00:36:51Just leave it there.
00:36:54What's going on?
00:36:55We have to get out of here.
00:36:57Calm down, calm down.
00:36:58It's okay.
00:36:59What's going on?
00:37:00What's going on?
00:37:03You're so rude.
00:37:05What are you doing?
00:37:08Are you okay?
00:37:09I hope I'm not.
00:37:10It's okay.
00:37:11We're all okay.
00:37:13It can't be.
00:37:14What's going on?
00:37:17My grandparents installed electricity in the hotel before the First World War.
00:37:25It worked fine until you brought your toys and ignored the sign.
00:37:36That's the...
00:37:38It's in French, please.
00:37:40It's because we're in France.
00:37:42Is there anything we can do?
00:37:43Pay the damages.
00:37:44Oh, wait, Jax.
00:37:46Je m'appelle Henry Marco.
00:37:49Whatever.
00:37:50It's a hotel where people from all over the world come.
00:37:53It's your responsibility to write your signs in American.
00:37:56He means English.
00:37:57Sarah, I'm trying to negotiate, please.
00:38:00Then I have to make the hotel of my dreams like any hotel with orange ceilings.
00:38:05You should do it.
00:38:06Le pigeon, le cushion American.
00:38:08Cushion, what?
00:38:09Stupid American pig.
00:38:11Oh, yes.
00:38:14I think that's what a stupid French toad does.
00:38:18Toad.
00:38:20Yes, I said toad.
00:38:22Get out of my hotel, Durev.
00:38:24I wouldn't stay here even if they paid us.
00:38:28Let's go to a hostel.
00:38:29There are no hostels here, Tom.
00:38:31Sarah, please.
00:38:32There's a farm near here.
00:38:34And they have some nice barns for you.
00:38:36Yes, and maybe they have a nice tractor.
00:38:39And we can finish with that place, Brabucon.
00:38:42Your credit card will have many charges, Mr. Almighty.
00:38:45Yes, well, we'll stay with the champagne and the cheese, Jax Mensa.
00:38:51Let's go.
00:38:54What's wrong?
00:38:57Where are we staying?
00:38:59Don't worry.
00:39:00It's a tourist area.
00:39:02We'll find a place.
00:39:03Now go get your stuff and let's go.
00:39:06What's the next place?
00:39:08The next hotel where there's no place is Schloss Winderhut en Galt.
00:39:13How far is it?
00:39:14120 kilometers.
00:39:16In miles, please.
00:39:1870.4.
00:39:19You multiply it by .6.
00:39:21I'm learning a lot.
00:39:23I'm learning too.
00:39:30Let me guess.
00:39:38This is great.
00:39:39It's what we needed.
00:39:41Do you want me to drive?
00:39:42Honey, I know how to drive in the snow.
00:39:47Turn off your lights, you idiot!
00:40:18Great.
00:40:20Now we'll freeze to death.
00:40:25Listen, we'll figure out how to get out tomorrow.
00:40:28We'll sleep here.
00:40:29I'm glad to hear that phrase,
00:40:31we'll figure out how to get out of here on my honeymoon.
00:40:33Yes.
00:40:38Why don't you start blaming me?
00:40:40Well, if you hadn't insulted Henry at the hotel,
00:40:42we wouldn't have spent the night in a snowball fight.
00:40:45Sorry.
00:40:46Next time I'll try to be as refined as your friend Peter.
00:40:50Get some rest.
00:40:51See you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:41:15Are you going to hate me forever?
00:41:34I don't know.
00:41:36Do you want to get drunk and kiss me?
00:41:38That won't make me drunk.
00:41:40But we can kiss.
00:41:46We could get hurt doing this.
00:41:48I want a caress.
00:41:49Just let me take the lever off my butt.
00:42:02Sarah.
00:42:04Let's get out of here.
00:42:29Oh, God.
00:42:32We'll stay here for the rest of the trip.
00:42:34My pleasure.
00:42:43Hey!
00:42:44Wait!
00:42:45We need help!
00:42:46Wait!
00:42:47Hey!
00:42:49Blue car!
00:42:50Blue car!
00:42:52Do you know her?
00:43:15Oh.
00:43:22We'll catch the train to Venice and go to Giana.
00:43:25No, the reservation is for Monday.
00:43:27We'll stay a few extra days.
00:43:29I just paid for a castle with the credit card.
00:43:31We can't pay for Giana for a few more days.
00:43:34I'll call Dad and ask him for a loan.
00:43:37No, no.
00:43:38Don't even think I'm going to accept your father's money.
00:43:40Pride is a sign of insecurity.
00:43:42You won't accept the money, but I will.
00:43:45We don't need his money.
00:43:47We have to figure it out ourselves.
00:43:49Look, my dad told me about a nice pension in Venice.
00:43:52Oh, a pension.
00:43:53Usher House House.
00:43:55Excuse me.
00:43:56Could I just drive?
00:43:58Please, let me call Dad.
00:44:00No.
00:44:01It's our honeymoon, not his.
00:44:03Then it's fine.
00:44:04We'll just stay at the pension your father recommended.
00:44:06No.
00:44:07We'll stay at the pension he recommended and have a good time.
00:44:10I can't do it anymore.
00:44:11The honeymoon must be with champagne, room service, and make love.
00:44:16We haven't made love.
00:44:17No, no, no.
00:44:18What do we have?
00:44:19First they kicked us out of the hotel and now I'm yelling at you.
00:44:22We're yelling at each other.
00:44:23Sara, calm down.
00:44:24No, no, no.
00:44:25I'm the one yelling and I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:44:26Look.
00:44:27I want to go home, please.
00:44:28Maybe we should go home.
00:44:30I know the honeymoon hasn't been perfect, but I think the pension will be fine.
00:44:35We'll register, we'll sleep, we'll eat pasta, we'll walk in the Piazza del...
00:44:42something, I don't know what.
00:44:45It'll be perfect.
00:44:56Pension F. Unicello?
00:44:57Yes, yes.
00:45:02Are you sure this is the right place?
00:45:04Yes, of course.
00:45:06How bad can it be?
00:45:11Demons.
00:45:18Hey.
00:45:20We're together, right?
00:45:24There are four men looking at your bust.
00:45:28Look at her.
00:45:29What a thing.
00:45:32No.
00:45:34No.
00:46:04Yes, well, we'll stay one night, and if not...
00:46:07We live?
00:46:09We like it.
00:46:12We'll find a better place tomorrow.
00:46:14Grazie.
00:46:15Grazie.
00:46:24This is actually happening.
00:46:26We'll never forget this honeymoon.
00:46:56No!
00:47:07I'm sorry.
00:47:10Buona sera.
00:47:26Ah!
00:47:27Ah!
00:47:31Do we show them how it's done?
00:47:33Yes.
00:47:34Ah, yes!
00:47:38Ah!
00:47:39Cockroach!
00:47:40Cockroach!
00:47:41Cockroach!
00:47:43Calm down, calm down.
00:47:47Let's get out of here, please.
00:47:48Get her out of here!
00:47:49Just get her out of here!
00:47:50She's walking right into my face!
00:47:53We're not going anywhere!
00:47:56Thank you, Dad, for your help.
00:47:59I miss you.
00:48:02Okay, bye.
00:48:04He wants to talk to you.
00:48:06Can't you thank him on behalf of all of us in El Llana?
00:48:18Hello, Mr. McNerney.
00:48:20Please remember that our daughter loves him, Dan.
00:48:23Listen, Lisa.
00:48:24I don't expect a fool like you to get close to what I expect,
00:48:29and I think it's good for Sara, but I'll tell you what I do expect.
00:48:34I expect you to pay me everything,
00:48:36as soon as your stupid radio show pays you reasonably.
00:48:40Goodbye, poor thing.
00:48:44Fool!
00:48:46What was that?
00:48:47He called me poor.
00:48:49Poor, honey.
00:48:51He didn't.
00:48:53Did I surprise you?
00:48:55Your dad hates me.
00:48:56Wonderful, perfect.
00:48:57Your family is begging for the marriage to fail.
00:49:00That's not fair.
00:49:01Mom's never said anything bad about you.
00:49:03Wow, Mom's never insulted me.
00:49:05Now I feel loved.
00:49:07Your father's never judged me.
00:49:09No.
00:49:10He hasn't.
00:49:11He never would.
00:49:18Maybe we should have sex.
00:49:20Tell me, fool, but I'm not in the mood to make love.
00:49:25Me neither.
00:49:27But we haven't even done it since the wedding,
00:49:30and there's something really, really bad about that.
00:49:33I mean, why are you laughing?
00:49:35It's not funny.
00:49:38I'm worried.
00:49:40Let's go to bed.
00:49:42And rest.
00:49:44We'll go for a walk tomorrow.
00:49:46We'll be fresh.
00:49:48Good.
00:49:51And then we'll have sex.
00:49:53And then we'll have sex.
00:50:17The square is over 3,000 years old.
00:50:19Wow!
00:50:20This is beautiful.
00:50:22It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:50:26It's built with marble and quarry.
00:50:32It has 14 rooms, 7 on the right and 7 on the left,
00:50:36and they were painted by Michelangelo.
00:50:42Imagine Ernest Hemingway sitting in the Café Florian,
00:50:46drinking a scotch, thinking about his new masterpiece.
00:50:53Those birds are psychotic.
00:50:57You're not interested in history at all, are you, love?
00:51:01Yes, I am.
00:51:02But I didn't study art history.
00:51:04You don't have to study art history to appreciate it.
00:51:09What?
00:51:10What?
00:51:11Do you hear that?
00:51:12Are you talking about the bells?
00:51:15What is it?
00:51:16What?
00:51:19What?
00:51:20What are you hearing?
00:51:21What are you hearing?
00:51:25Can I help?
00:51:27I could do it.
00:51:28It's a message from God.
00:51:29It's a message.
00:51:30God?
00:51:34I found it!
00:51:38Honey, we haven't seen the Tintorettos yet.
00:51:43The art of the church is incredible.
00:51:47But everything looks the same to me.
00:51:51You know I love sports.
00:51:54I love sports.
00:51:56But how often do we come to Europe?
00:51:58How often?
00:51:59Come to the Dodgers in Europe.
00:52:03You're right.
00:52:04Better go watch the game.
00:52:05I'll go to the Tintorettos.
00:52:16Wait.
00:52:17What?
00:52:18It's a nice act of generosity.
00:52:21I'll have to pay for it.
00:52:23Is there a difference?
00:52:26I'll make it up to you big time.
00:52:29Tonight you choose everything, okay?
00:52:31Dinner at a church if you want.
00:52:38See you at the hotel.
00:52:39I love you.
00:52:40I love you.
00:52:48I love you.
00:53:15Good morning, Fredo.
00:53:16Good morning, Mr. Peter Prentice.
00:53:18Good morning.
00:53:19How are you?
00:53:20Good, good.
00:53:21Peter.
00:53:23Pee-wee, what a surprise.
00:53:25What are you doing here?
00:53:26In Venice?
00:53:27Yes, in Venice.
00:53:28Well, Nexron buys the Ferulla chocolates.
00:53:30The deal I've been working on.
00:53:32They sent me to close the deal.
00:53:33Did they give you the bottle of cognac?
00:53:35Yes.
00:53:36I think it was something inappropriate.
00:53:38I'm sorry.
00:53:40I just want to be a gallant loser.
00:53:43Peter, listen.
00:53:44Why don't we celebrate this coincidence?
00:53:46How about I invite you to dinner?
00:53:48It's my honeymoon.
00:53:50It's my honeymoon.
00:53:51It's true.
00:53:52Do you understand?
00:53:53Yes.
00:53:55Sometimes I can be so stupid.
00:53:57I'm sorry.
00:53:58I have a lot of work, so I'm leaving.
00:54:00Have fun.
00:54:02Peter.
00:54:05I didn't mean to be rude.
00:54:08I couldn't do it even if you wanted to.
00:54:10How about the honeymoon?
00:54:11A dream?
00:54:12Great.
00:54:13Great?
00:54:14Yes.
00:54:15Great.
00:54:16Where is Tom?
00:54:17He's at the church.
00:54:19Yes.
00:54:20With...
00:54:22Well, he loves the history of Europe.
00:54:25Yes.
00:54:26Of course.
00:54:27I understand.
00:54:28I'm glad you share it.
00:54:30Yes.
00:54:31Yes.
00:54:33Well...
00:54:34Goodbye.
00:54:43Fredo.
00:54:45I need to know where that woman is all the time.
00:54:48Understood, Mr. Prentice.
00:54:56The Dogers won! The Dodgers won!
00:54:59The Dodgers won, honey.
00:55:02God.
00:55:04I knew you'd make me pay for this, honey.
00:55:06No.
00:55:08No.
00:55:09It's not that.
00:55:11We need to talk.
00:55:15About what?
00:55:17You've always told me the truth, haven't you?
00:55:19Yes.
00:55:20Except when I said I liked your brother Willie.
00:55:22I'm serious.
00:55:23Me too.
00:55:24I actually don't like him.
00:55:25Marriage is about honesty and trust.
00:55:27I agree.
00:55:28Agreed.
00:55:29Have you ever done something that you couldn't tell me because you felt bad?
00:55:32And the longer it goes on, the harder it is to tell me,
00:55:36and it becomes a big lie, and you still don't tell me?
00:55:40Did you talk to Kyle?
00:55:42No.
00:55:43Why?
00:55:44There's no reason.
00:55:45Does Kyle know something I should know?
00:55:47No.
00:55:48Did you cover your nose?
00:55:49I have a condom.
00:55:50You're hiding your nose.
00:55:51Open!
00:55:52What do you have to say?
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:57It's just that...
00:55:59When Bax died...
00:56:01He didn't die...
00:56:03The way I described it.
00:56:06Him?
00:56:07Chasing some chicks down the balcony?
00:56:10That.
00:56:12And what happened?
00:56:15Okay.
00:56:16I was reading my magazine.
00:56:17I was focused, and I really was.
00:56:19And then Bax came.
00:56:22He came up to me and started pulling my pants.
00:56:27And I said,
00:56:28Bax, please.
00:56:29I think I said something like,
00:56:31I'm trying to focus.
00:56:33Don't bother me.
00:56:34He looked at me like,
00:56:36Play with me.
00:56:38And I saw him trying to tell him,
00:56:40No, I want to read, Bax.
00:56:42And...
00:56:43And...
00:56:44He started pulling again.
00:56:46So I grabbed the ball and said,
00:56:48Go get her, friend.
00:56:49I threw it on my shoulder and it came out the window,
00:56:51and Bax followed it and died.
00:56:55You killed Bax?
00:56:57It was an accident.
00:56:58You lied to me all this time?
00:57:00It was more like an omission.
00:57:02No, it was like a lie.
00:57:05Where are you going?
00:57:06I have to decide what I'm going to do about it.
00:57:09What does that mean?
00:57:10I can accept that you're poor and a bad driver,
00:57:12but I have to tell you that I can't accept that you're lying.
00:57:16Wait a second.
00:57:19This all started because you wanted to discuss something.
00:57:22I don't want to talk about it anymore.
00:57:25So you feel guilty about something.
00:57:27There's something that I omitted,
00:57:29and I don't want to talk about it now.
00:57:31Do you want a marriage based on trust and honesty?
00:57:34It's your chance.
00:57:35Come on.
00:57:37Yes, Sarah, I see it.
00:57:38Tell me.
00:57:39I slept with Peter Prentice.
00:57:46What?
00:57:47I slept with...
00:57:48I heard you.
00:57:50I'm sorry.
00:57:51I need to hear everything.
00:57:52No.
00:57:53Yes, that's what I want.
00:57:54I need to know everything.
00:57:55Where were you?
00:57:56What did you do?
00:57:57How bad was it?
00:57:58You know, I want to know everything.
00:58:01I went to Seattle for an evaluation.
00:58:03I don't want to hear it!
00:58:07You slept with...
00:58:09It was a long time ago.
00:58:10When?
00:58:11Before...
00:58:12Getting married?
00:58:13Yes.
00:58:14Making a commitment?
00:58:15Of course.
00:58:16Living together?
00:58:17Yes.
00:58:18No.
00:58:19No.
00:58:20After we met, my parents pressured me.
00:58:22Imagine my surprise.
00:58:24No.
00:58:25I was confused.
00:58:26He invited me to dinner and the champagne was a lot and I just got drunk.
00:58:30Please, don't sing.
00:58:33What I felt for you...
00:58:35It was something very strong.
00:58:38I needed to know it was real.
00:58:40They didn't educate me to control those feelings.
00:58:44Of course.
00:58:46I know you had a difficult childhood.
00:58:51I need air.
00:58:52Yeah?
00:58:53Me too.
00:58:54You're happy, you broke it!
00:58:56By the way, Peter is also in the hotel.
00:58:59That's funny.
00:59:05Bitch!
00:59:06Murderer!
00:59:23What's the score?
00:59:243-2 in the ninth.
00:59:28Are you American?
00:59:31Yes.
00:59:52Let's go.
01:00:10And Tom?
01:00:12We don't need to be together all the time.
01:00:16Of course.
01:00:18It's...
01:00:19so strange...
01:00:21that they spend so much time apart.
01:00:24In their honeymoon.
01:00:28Are you okay?
01:00:30Peter.
01:00:32Just go, okay?
01:00:35Go.
01:00:49Sara, Sara.
01:00:51Why are you still here, Peter?
01:00:53I won't leave you alone like this.
01:00:57Listen, I have a car and I'm going to visit a friend.
01:00:59Just...
01:01:00come with me.
01:01:02Calm down.
01:01:03Then I'll take you with Tom.
01:01:11Champagne?
01:01:13No.
01:01:15I don't drink.
01:01:17Champagne?
01:01:19Yes.
01:01:30And that's how the great game ends!
01:01:34Oh my God!
01:01:35I love this song!
01:01:37No, wait.
01:01:38Actually, I can't.
01:01:40Listen.
01:01:42Bernardo Salvatti found out that his family is going to Machiavelli.
01:01:46What?
01:01:57Wow!
01:01:58What a big house!
01:02:00Nextron wants to buy it and turn it into a luxury hotel.
01:02:03Hmm?
01:02:14Buongiorno, Bernardo.
01:02:16Peter, hola!
01:02:17Nice to see you.
01:02:19Bernardo, Sara McNerney.
01:02:21Ciao, Bernardo.
01:02:22Ciao.
01:02:24Tell me, beautiful.
01:02:26What brings you to Venice?
01:02:27I came for my honeymoon.
01:02:29Honeymoon?
01:02:30Yes.
01:02:31She's too young to be married.
01:02:32Why does everyone say that?
01:02:34Where's your husband?
01:02:36I'll meet him a little later.
01:02:39Yes.
01:02:40Later.
01:02:42Yes.
01:02:43I was married 27 years before my wife died.
01:02:48Believe me.
01:02:50The first few months are the hardest.
01:02:54Oh, well.
01:02:56Bernardo is a little romantic.
01:02:58I love him.
01:03:00Let's drink something.
01:03:02Please.
01:03:04Do you work on the radio?
01:03:06That's amazing!
01:03:08And when are we going to go to...
01:03:14I...
01:03:16I can't.
01:03:18What?
01:03:19Don't tell me that the nice conversation and the movements won't get us anywhere.
01:03:23No.
01:03:25I can't.
01:03:26No.
01:03:29You mean, when are we going to...
01:03:34Okay.
01:03:36Listen, I have to go to...
01:03:39And then, maybe...
01:03:41That.
01:03:43Great.
01:03:44Okay.
01:03:45I'll be waiting.
01:03:57And the surprises keep coming.
01:04:10The key to 309, please.
01:04:13And do you know if my wife is in the room?
01:04:16A good husband knows where his wife is all the time.
01:04:20I don't know.
01:04:22A good husband knows where his wife is all the time.
01:04:27And a good maître d' answers when asked.
01:04:36Hey, I'm not going to pay you for an answer.
01:04:39In this case, you should.
01:04:40Your wife is going in a car to see Salvati.
01:04:43With Mr. Prentice.
01:04:45Mr. Peter Prentice?
01:04:50Of course.
01:04:52What is Salvati?
01:04:53It's one of the oldest and most beautiful states here in Venice.
01:04:56Maybe Mr. Peter will buy it.
01:04:57Of course Peter will buy it!
01:05:00I don't know.
01:05:02I don't know.
01:05:04I don't know.
01:05:06I don't know.
01:05:08I don't know.
01:05:10Where is that place?
01:05:17He can't go.
01:05:18They'll kill him when he gets there.
01:05:19Okay.
01:05:20That's...
01:05:24When will they be back?
01:05:25Your wife and Mr. Peter will be back after dinner.
01:05:28Do you know something?
01:05:30Don't believe me.
01:05:31I'm going to be waiting for her when she comes back.
01:05:35Or not.
01:05:37Can I say it again?
01:05:45I'll say it again.
01:05:49Now let's say cheers.
01:05:50Cheers!
01:05:52Sara, Sara.
01:05:53Sara, maybe you should drink some water.
01:05:59I think we should go look for Tom.
01:06:07It's been a long time since I've seen a man in the bathroom.
01:06:10Hi, Wendy.
01:06:12I didn't find you among so many people.
01:06:17Okay, are you ready?
01:06:21Yes, listen.
01:06:23Why don't I take you to your hotel and leave you there?
01:06:27That sounds great.
01:06:29Okay.
01:06:31What hotel are you in?
01:06:32And what hotel are you in?
01:06:33In...
01:06:34Gianna's.
01:06:35I can't believe it.
01:06:36Me neither.
01:06:39Okay.
01:06:55Wow.
01:06:56It's like being in an unknown dimension.
01:06:58I couldn't agree more.
01:07:03Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
01:07:13We're here.
01:07:17Damn, I don't have my key.
01:07:19Can I use your phone?
01:07:21My phone?
01:07:22Yes, to call and ask for my key.
01:07:27Yes.
01:07:33Wendy!
01:07:35Calm down.
01:07:36I don't think this is the right place.
01:07:40Yes!
01:07:42Oh, wow.
01:07:45Oh, God.
01:07:46Excuse me, man on the radio.
01:07:50I came on my honeymoon.
01:07:55Yes.
01:07:58I'm telling you that...
01:07:59You bastard!
01:08:04No.
01:08:18Grazie.
01:08:19Prego.
01:08:22Grazie, buonasera.
01:08:23Be careful.
01:08:24Grazie.
01:08:27What?
01:08:28What?
01:08:29What?
01:08:30I don't count anymore.
01:08:34I'm on my honeymoon!
01:08:37Damn!
01:08:39Calm down.
01:08:40You did the same thing to Wendy.
01:08:43You don't have the right to get mad.
01:08:45You're a whore!
01:08:46Excuse me?
01:08:47You had your tongue in your mouth.
01:08:49I saw it through the window.
01:08:51And did you see me hit him?
01:08:53Oh, don't tell me that.
01:08:55A part of you wants it.
01:08:57Just say it.
01:08:58Fine.
01:09:00I'm not going to lie anymore.
01:09:02Some things would be easier given your education.
01:09:05A small part of me did that once.
01:09:07A small part.
01:09:13Why did you invite him to our honeymoon?
01:09:16I didn't invite him and I don't know how he found us.
01:09:20Oh, yeah?
01:09:21Oh, it was magic.
01:09:22Oh, no, Peter.
01:09:23You must be a witch.
01:09:29It's yours.
01:09:30Yes, of course.
01:09:31And it matches my red leather pants.
01:09:35Okay.
01:09:36I met a woman at a bar and nothing happened.
01:09:39You met a stranger at a bar and you brought her to our honeymoon suite
01:09:43and you took this horrible bra off her.
01:09:45Nothing happened.
01:09:46I swear.
01:09:47No, no, no.
01:09:48The bra just fell off her naked breasts.
01:09:51And you're there making me feel guilty for a kiss.
01:09:54A kiss I didn't even want.
01:09:56Don't tell me you didn't want it.
01:09:59You didn't want it.
01:10:01You wanted it!
01:10:02I could see it from the balcony.
01:10:04You wanted it!
01:10:07I'm sorry.
01:10:08Oh, my God.
01:10:09You wretch!
01:10:11My head is burning.
01:10:15Who is it?
01:10:16Room service.
01:10:23No, no, no. Go away.
01:10:24Listen, I'm leaving.
01:10:25It's your last chance.
01:10:26Come with me to Seattle.
01:10:27Hello, Peter.
01:10:28It's a pleasure to have you with us.
01:10:31Welcome to the honeymoon of terror.
01:10:34What are you doing, Tom?
01:10:36I think it's time for Peter and I to sell!
01:10:39You see?
01:10:40You have no future with this lunatic.
01:10:42Shut up, Tom.
01:10:43You're acting like a lunatic.
01:10:44Maybe it's because I was hit with a 5-pound ashtray.
01:10:49I'm warning you, Lizak.
01:10:51Study karate with Bruce Lee's videos.
01:10:53Yeah?
01:10:54Well, I hope they've taught you how to get a shaver out of your ass!
01:10:58Tom, leave the shaver.
01:11:03Fredo, call the police!
01:11:06Police!
01:11:07Police!
01:11:13Calm down.
01:11:14Calm down.
01:11:15You sat down at our wedding!
01:11:17You listened to us say our vows!
01:11:20And yet you dare to come here to our honeymoon
01:11:24and try to have sex with my wife!
01:11:33Help me!
01:11:34Get away from my wife!
01:11:37What's going on?
01:11:38Quiet!
01:11:39He's under arrest for leaving the street without a note.
01:11:40Don't take my wife!
01:11:41And for breaking the window.
01:11:42Don't move!
01:11:43She gave him his rights.
01:11:51Maybe they were right.
01:11:53Who?
01:11:56Everyone.
01:11:58They said we were too young.
01:12:01That we needed to get to know each other better.
01:12:06Maybe they were right.
01:12:09Maybe love isn't enough.
01:12:14Peter Prentiss had paid the bail.
01:12:17What did he say?
01:12:18Peter paid the bail.
01:12:22That's all I needed.
01:12:26Forget it.
01:12:28I'm going home.
01:12:29Yeah, me too.
01:12:33Your passports, please.
01:12:35Do you have fruit, vegetables, or more than $10,000 in cash?
01:12:39No.
01:12:40No, but my husband has a kilo of hash hidden in the rectum.
01:12:48No.
01:12:55The only sex I had on my honeymoon was with a man named Santino.
01:13:01And you're laughing.
01:13:05Excuse me, miss.
01:13:07Could you...
01:13:10give me a...
01:13:12round pillow?
01:13:15Yes, of course.
01:13:21How kind of you.
01:13:25Good.
01:13:41I feel like we've been married 50 years.
01:13:43As if you were that lucky.
01:13:48Do you want to tell me how Peter got to the same hotel?
01:13:50Do you want to tell me what happened to the red bra?
01:13:54What?
01:13:55What are you looking at?
01:13:56I hope you're protected.
01:13:57I didn't get that far, and I hope Peter used it.
01:14:01They don't sell big condoms.
01:14:04How funny.
01:14:05Did you hear that?
01:14:06We have a comedian on the plane.
01:14:07You're funny.
01:14:08Do you want me to make you laugh?
01:14:09You think I can't?
01:14:11Because the first thing I'll do is move out.
01:14:13Great, that's great.
01:14:14Excellent.
01:14:15What do you think?
01:14:16I'll talk to you later.
01:14:18And that's the story.
01:14:20The game's over.
01:14:32What's going on?
01:14:33She went to the apartment.
01:14:34Is she there?
01:14:35No, she left.
01:14:36Did she say anything?
01:14:38She took her things.
01:14:40That's not good.
01:14:43Oh, and she left you this.
01:14:45She...
01:14:51Beer?
01:14:53Come on, man.
01:14:54You're getting a divorce.
01:14:56Beer for breakfast is the best.
01:15:00I need to talk to someone.
01:15:01Will you take me?
01:15:02Sure.
01:15:07Do you want to tell me what's going on?
01:15:11I don't know if love is enough.
01:15:14What do you mean?
01:15:16I mean...
01:15:18that even if Sara and I love each other...
01:15:22we might need more time to get to know each other.
01:15:28So...
01:15:31you're saying that...
01:15:33you had a few bad days in Europe and...
01:15:36it's over.
01:15:39It's time to mature.
01:15:40It's time to mature.
01:15:44Sometimes your mother and I loved each other.
01:15:46Other times it wasn't like that.
01:15:49You never see the hard days in the pictures.
01:15:53But they're the days that take you from one happy day to the next.
01:15:59I feel like your honeymoon has been like that.
01:16:01Now you have to get to work.
01:16:05Sara doesn't need a rich boy to be happy.
01:16:10I saw how much you love her.
01:16:12How you complement each other.
01:16:16She doesn't need more security than that.
01:16:26Is it over?
01:16:30Not even in my dreams.
01:16:38What are you doing here, Tom Lizak?
01:16:39You can't come in here anymore.
01:16:41Open the door, Jekyll of the voice.
01:16:43I'm not Jekyll of the voice.
01:16:44You are Jekyll of the voice.
01:16:45Go now.
01:16:46Don't force me to hit you in the back.
01:16:48Calm down. Listen, Joan.
01:16:50I just want to talk to her.
01:16:51The relationship is over.
01:16:52She doesn't want to see him anymore.
01:16:54Open the damn door.
01:16:55Shut up, Kyle.
01:16:57Joan, she told you those words?
01:17:00She said she cheated on him with a woman.
01:17:02And that's the same thing.
01:17:04Get out.
01:17:05We're not leaving until Tom's wife, Sara,
01:17:07confirms that she doesn't want to see Tom anymore.
01:17:11Right?
01:17:12Kyle, get out of here.
01:17:14That's the truth.
01:17:15She's my wife.
01:17:16So open the door.
01:17:18Can't we let him explain?
01:17:20Don't even think about it, Richard.
01:17:22Listen, I'll tell you what I'll do.
01:17:24Either you open the door, or I'll do it.
01:17:26Either way, I'm going in.
01:17:28We'll let the dogs loose, Lizak.
01:17:30I don't care, Willie.
01:17:38What's going on?
01:17:40Don't leave me in the lurch.
01:17:42I'm going to open the door.
01:17:44I agree with you.
01:17:48What do I do now?
01:17:49Call the police.
01:17:51The police will come for you.
01:17:53I'll open the door.
01:17:55I don't know if you can hear me,
01:17:57but I'm going to knock the door down.
01:18:00What's the problem here?
01:18:02Open the door.
01:18:04Open the door.
01:18:05What's the problem here?
01:18:07Open the door.
01:18:14What's going on?
01:18:16It's time.
01:18:17It's time.
01:18:35It's a resistant door.
01:18:40Tom?
01:18:47Tom?
01:18:54Listen, John, Willie,
01:18:57and whoever's listening.
01:18:59They don't want me to be with Sarah,
01:19:01and I can't change that.
01:19:03I don't know where we'll be in 10, 20, or 40 years.
01:19:10I don't know who we'll be.
01:19:12I don't know if I'll ever be able to give her everything she has.
01:19:15There's a million things I don't know.
01:19:19But there's one thing I do know.
01:19:22And that's that I love Sarah.
01:19:25And I'm going to love her day after day for the rest of my life.
01:19:33Now, please.
01:19:36Please.
01:19:39Open the door so I can tell my wife.
01:19:44Please.
01:20:07I'm sorry, man.
01:20:09Sometimes when it all ends, it's just...
01:20:12That's right.
01:20:33Throw the death bomb!
01:20:35Yes!
01:20:41Now you understand.
01:20:45I love him, Dad.
01:20:48Then go get him.
01:21:12Hi.
01:21:14Hi.
01:21:17I'm sorry.
01:21:19What about me?
01:21:21I need you.
01:21:23And you need me.
01:21:26I miss destroying bathrooms on planes.
01:21:29I miss sleeping with you in a snowball fight.
01:21:33And setting fire to hotels.
01:21:36I miss you.
01:21:38I miss you.
01:21:39And setting fire to hotels in Europe.
01:21:45And spending some time in prison with you.
01:21:57Do you want to try?
01:21:59Of course.
01:22:10There's a feeling that's come over me
01:22:15Close my eyes
01:22:19You're the only one that leaves me
01:22:22Completely breathless
01:22:24No need to wonder why
01:22:28Sometimes a gift like this you can't deny
01:22:34I know that
01:22:36Cause I wanted to fly
01:22:41So you gave me your wings
01:22:45And time held its breath
01:22:49So I could see
01:22:54Now you set me free
01:22:59There's a will
01:23:01There's a way
01:23:03Sometimes words just can't explain
01:23:07This is real
01:23:09I'm afraid
01:23:11I guess this time there's just no hiding
01:23:14You make me restless
01:23:17You're in my heart
01:23:21The only light that shines there in the dark
01:23:26Cause I wanted to fly
01:23:31So you gave me your wings
01:23:35And time held its breath
01:23:39So I could see
01:23:41Now you set me free
01:23:44There's a will
01:23:46There's a way
01:23:48Sometimes words just can't explain
01:23:51This is real

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