• l’année dernière
Transcription
00:00 In my profession, I encounter many peculiar situations.
00:08 But one of the strangest cases I ever had was with a gringo by the name of Daffy Duck.
00:13 Señor Duck came to my office about one year ago in a condition of extreme shock and depression.
00:22 I asked him to lie down on my couch and tell me his troubles from the beginning.
00:27 It all began as I was sitting in the park one day, reading my newspaper.
00:32 A mouse by the name of Speedy Gonzales strolled by.
00:36 As I watched him pass, I became aware of a strange desire within myself.
00:43 I visualized him on a plate with an apple in his mouth, with lettuce, salad, parsley,
00:49 and honday sauce.
00:51 Suddenly, I snapped to my senses.
00:55 I knew something had to be wrong.
00:57 Ducks don't eat mice.
00:59 Cats eat mice.
01:00 And I was sure I wasn't a cat.
01:02 Or at least I thought I was sure.
01:05 Discounting the experience, I went back to reading my paper.
01:08 The mouse walked by again.
01:10 This time I avoided looking at him.
01:12 I tried to ignore his presence, but I couldn't.
01:15 I saw another vision.
01:16 Mouse under glass.
01:18 I couldn't imagine what was wrong with me.
01:20 Was I cracking up?
01:22 Why did I have these strange desires?
01:25 Oh, I was relieved when he walked away.
01:28 I shook off the feeling and went back to reading my paper.
01:31 But suddenly, I had an overwhelming desire to, to, to do something that I had never even dreamed of doing before.
01:38 I tried to suppress it, but it was impossible.
01:42 Meow.
01:45 Things were getting progressively worse as time passed.
01:51 I found myself sneaking up on the mouse.
01:55 If you might suspect, I had problems explaining my actions at times.
02:01 I was afraid to go out in public, lest my strange desires overcome me.
02:07 I stayed inside my house all the time, all alone, except for one mouse.
02:13 Speedy Gonzales had moved in.
02:16 He asked me to join him for lunch.
02:18 I considered taking him upon it.
02:21 I caught myself at the last moment.
02:24 I panicked and ran, screaming, out of the house.
02:27 As the days passed, my feline impulses grew.
02:30 I tried to act normally in public and retain my composure.
02:35 Meow.
02:39 Meow.
02:42 Meow.
02:45 Meow.
02:48 Meow.
02:53 In order to take my mind off my problems, I took up singing.
02:58 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
03:03 Singing wasn't the answer either, so I returned home to think things over.
03:08 I was getting more fidgety each day.
03:11 I was nervous as a, as a... cat?
03:14 Oh, no, I needed a drink.
03:16 I had stashed a carton of milk in the chandelier.
03:19 I poured myself a saucer full, and as I leaned down to wrap it up,
03:24 I realized that I needed professional help.
03:27 So that's why I'm here.
03:29 You gotta help me. Please, doc, please.
03:32 All right, all right, let us see how you're doing the egg-blood test.
03:36 Now, what do you see?
03:38 A, a, a, a nothing, a nothing.
03:41 That is strange. I see a mouse.
03:44 Hmm, maybe it is something physical.
03:47 I will run some lab tests on you.
03:50 Ah-ha! Señor Doc, the lab tests show that 3 and 2/10 percent of your blood is catnip.
04:00 Four percent is considered a lethal level.
04:03 It is no wonder you're acting like a gato.
04:06 You must look for the source of this catnip.
04:08 Then I can help you.
04:10 I returned to my little hoffie and wondering where I could have ever come in contact with catnip.
04:17 The smog seemed worse than usual that day, so I started to close my window.
04:23 It was then that I saw it, right across the street, a catnip factory.
04:29 There was only one thing to do, destroy the source of my irritation.
04:36 [Song ends]
04:39 [Explosion]
04:42 Success! Now there would never be another ounce of catnip in all of Mexico.
04:47 Now I was safe. At least, that's what I thought.