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00:00 er, the customer now.
00:02 And a good day to you, senor.
00:04 Would you care to try our tasty 19-cent mouse burger?
00:07 Si. One mouse burger with everything on it.
00:10 And make it quick. Andele!
00:12 Yes, sir. One mouse burger. Come on up.
00:15 With my usual slight substitution,
00:17 a foam rubber mouse.
00:19 [laughs]
00:20 Us small businessmen have to be economical.
00:23 A dash of hot, hot, hot sauce,
00:25 some Axel Greeks,
00:27 a few hot chili peppers,
00:28 and some DDT
00:30 to disguise the foam rubber flavor.
00:32 [laughs]
00:34 Why do I do these things
00:36 when all I can make is money?
00:37 [laughs]
00:38 Your mouse burger, senor.
00:40 [chewing]
00:42 You know, I think this tastes pretty good.
00:45 [chewing]
00:47 Hey!
00:49 There's a rubber mouse in my mouse burger!
00:51 I have been cheated!
00:53 So, one little tiny substitution.
00:55 You want to make a federal case out of it?
00:57 Oops!
00:58 Maybe somebody don't tell you,
01:00 I am El Supremo,
01:02 the meanest, dirtiest,
01:03 and toughest bandito cat in all Mexico!
01:07 And nobody cheats El Supremo!
01:09 Nobody!
01:10 I want a real mouse!
01:12 And I want it now!
01:14 Pronto!
01:15 [thud]
01:16 Would you, uh, settle for maybe a taco?
01:20 [gunshot]
01:22 Oh, so he wants a real mouse.
01:24 Boy, what a spot to be in.
01:26 I haven't seen a real mouse around here in years.
01:29 [music]
01:33 Pardon me, senor doc.
01:34 My name is Petey Gonzalez.
01:36 Could you spare a few scraps of cheese
01:38 if I was maybe to wash your dishes?
01:41 Petey Buster,
01:42 I've got enough trouble without feeding a beggar.
01:44 So, scram, you no-good little...
01:47 mouse.
01:48 Just a moment, please.
01:51 I think I can do even better than a few scraps of cheese,
01:54 my juicy little friend.
01:56 You can have your own private cheeseburger.
02:00 Now you wait right here,
02:01 and I'll have your cheeseburger ready in a few minutes.
02:04 [humming]
02:05 A chili pepper and a slice of onion
02:08 for a new edible sombrero.
02:11 It's these little touches that make cooking an adventure.
02:14 And now hold this for a dash of color.
02:16 If I didn't know better,
02:17 I would think he was trying to cook me.
02:19 But no, he is no gato.
02:22 He wouldn't.
02:24 Or would he?
02:25 How about that?
02:27 A real mouseburger for a change.
02:30 [sneezing]
02:31 Oh, no, you don't.
02:33 [sneezing]
02:35 That is my mouse through the door.
02:37 Now be a good rodent and get back in the skillet.
02:40 [sneezing]
02:41 Come back here, you measly little varmints,
02:44 before I...
02:45 [sneezing]
02:46 [humming]
02:47 [music playing]
02:55 Hey!
02:56 What for are you playing games?
02:58 Where is my quick launch?
03:00 But, but, but, but it's so quick.
03:02 I can't catch it.
03:04 Well, catch it anyway.
03:05 Pronto.
03:06 Andele!
03:07 He is lucky I don't get mad easy.
03:10 [music playing]
03:14 Hey, buster.
03:15 This is a matter of life or death.
03:17 So just shut up and sizzle, or this girl will go boo-boo.
03:21 How do I get into things like this?
03:23 I never hurt nobody.
03:25 I think better I go home.
03:27 Adios, amigo.
03:30 Now he's made me mad.
03:32 Come back here, you little speed demon.
03:35 Aha!
03:36 I finally gotcha.
03:37 Trapped?
03:39 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
03:41 This is becoming more than just an impersonal mouseburger cook relationship.
03:46 This is war.
03:48 [music playing]
03:52 [gunshots]
03:55 Gotcha.
03:56 [gunshots]
03:58 Ow!
04:00 Ow!
04:02 Now where did the little scum go?
04:04 There's no place to hide out here in the desert, except right in here.
04:09 [laughing]
04:12 Gotcha.
04:14 Hmm.
04:15 [laughing]
04:18 Adios.
04:18 Is that my day?
04:20 [music playing]
04:28 Put me down, you kid.
04:30 Only for your honest, the garbage, he talk.
04:33 I think I go home to Guadalajara, where the garbage, he not talk.
04:38 [growling]