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00:00That diss track was the most welcome-to-the-internet thing that's happened in so long.
00:07Like, dude, that's how this company was built.
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00:50Alright, Rundown last Rundown of the Week.
00:52Start with the Zach Bryan diss track saga.
00:56Yes, if you really want to start, Brianna Chicken Fry and Zach Bryan were dating.
01:00Country star.
01:03They broke up, seemed like some bad blood.
01:06Dave and Josh Richards, two of my best friends, made a diss track.
01:11Smallest Man, Roan helped with it, Jetski helped with it, a lot of people helped with it.
01:16It's just a fantastic song. It's literally so good.
01:21I've had it stuck in my head.
01:22How lucky are we?
01:24I mean, the wordplay, it's all incredible. It's just like a good song.
01:29I think it probably would have been one of the top songs in the country.
01:32What happened then, what?
01:34It's just true.
01:35It's true. Nate's laughing, I don't know why that's funny.
01:40I mean, it wouldn't have been one of the top songs in the country.
01:42I think it absolutely would have been.
01:44If it was on Spotify, it might have been.
01:46What's the qualification for something like Jetski?
01:49If we're just talking the number of listeners that it would have got on Spotify.
01:53It kind of got in like Billboard Top 100.
01:54And then Spotify's like the top whatever.
01:56Oh yeah, alright.
01:57It would have been like Billboard Top 100.
01:58They have like USA Top 50 on Spotify or something like that.
02:02It was still trending and it got taken down.
02:04Yeah, so then what happened was it got DMCA'd Warner Music Group.
02:08They assumed it was because at the end of it they kind of go,
02:13which is a playoff of one of Zach's songs.
02:17Turns out that was not the case.
02:19Josh had previously signed a deal with Warner Music Group.
02:23It's so funny.
02:24They didn't know and so they technically own it.
02:26And since they also rep Zach Bryan, they were like,
02:30no, we're taking this down.
02:32So it's been up and down off YouTube, Spotify, up, down, up, down.
02:36I know it's still pinned on the BFF's pod Twitter account.
02:39I know that has not gone anywhere.
02:41If you want to listen to it, you can.
02:42On Twitter too?
02:43Yes.
02:44Do you know how busy you have to be?
02:45I literally listened to it last night.
02:46Put it on Rumble, put it on Rumble.
02:48You can find it.
02:49Go on TikTok and like look it up.
02:50It's all over the place.
02:51You'll find it.
02:52You know how busy you have to be?
02:53Yeah, it is down off Twitter.
02:54Right?
02:55Yeah, that's a good thing.
02:56That's like an embarrassment of riches.
02:57Austin, can you join Rundown?
02:59Can you join to talk the track?
03:01The diss track.
03:03The current status of it.
03:05And can you also-
03:06For those that don't know, this is Austin.
03:08This is Austin baby!
03:09He runs Barstool.
03:10He does.
03:11He's the CEO.
03:12The he-o.
03:13He-o.
03:14He-o.
03:15Nate, I guess-
03:16Nate, did you have a question?
03:17We were kind of just explaining it.
03:18Yeah, what's the status of it?
03:19Is it going to be able to get back up?
03:20And will there be-
03:21Probably not in this iteration.
03:23Warner basically like owns Josh.
03:25So whether we re-record it, whether Dave does the whole thing, maybe we drop a new one, I don't know.
03:33But it doesn't sound like anything with Josh is ever going back up.
03:38Except it's on Rumble.
03:39Except it's on Rumble.
03:40Shout out Rumble.
03:41Can they put out-
03:42Can you put it out on like Brianna's artist page or something?
03:45Josh performing in basically any song seems like just a no-go.
03:49So they said on the Unnamed show that they own him.
03:51When he did some viral diss track back in the day, they own him for like four songs.
03:56I think it maybe said like four albums.
03:58Like basically they just signed you to like a predatory-
04:01Like he was like probably 17 at the time.
04:03And his manager at the time just signed him to basically the rest of his life.
04:07So he can't put out, like they said, three shitty songs and be like, okay, you got yourself-
04:11Well, this one's already out.
04:12So at this point, he would have to do another one after that.
04:14But we don't know what the specifics of it are.
04:16So will there be a Roan, Brianna, or Dave and Brianna written by Roan diss track coming?
04:21Or we'll see.
04:22Everything's in play.
04:23Just have Roan dress like Josh and just say this.
04:25So right now-
04:26This doesn't hit the same.
04:27It doesn't have the brows though.
04:28It's just people not being involved.
04:30Like Roan could have done it, like all this stuff.
04:31It's just not being Dave, Josh, or Bri.
04:33It just doesn't really-
04:34So the main update is that there is no update right now.
04:37It's in the works.
04:38By the time this is out, who knows?
04:40BFF's new episode tonight at 8 o'clock.
04:46That diss track was the most like welcome to the internet thing that's happened in so long.
04:53Like dude, that's how this company was built, doing things like this on the internet.
04:57If you're just a musician, oh, I'll just tell them to take it down.
05:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:02All he did was pour fuel on the fire.
05:04It's a brie too for like turning the corner.
05:07I don't like when people break up and you automatically shit on the other person.
05:11That can be a little bit weird.
05:13But it seems like she's turned a corner and she's playing into it, which I think will be great.
05:16It's good for both sides.
05:17If Zach Bryan's going to get shit on, he's going to get shit on regardless.
05:20And so he released new music at midnight last night.
05:23And I was like hopefully he's going back with his own diss track.
05:26Did that song come out?
05:27It's so boring.
05:28Nothing, nothing.
05:29No, literally he's like the world is hard.
05:31I don't want to face the world today.
05:34When does the BFFs come out where she talks about everything?
05:37Eight o'clock tonight.
05:38So by the time you're done watching this, go pull that up.
05:41I think there will be a bunch of details that we can't provide to you.
05:44But, yeah, really just a great song.
05:45You actually had a great lyric that we ended up using.
05:49I pitched Ron some rap lyrics for him to send off.
05:52I don't think they used any exact ones.
05:55There's one. I don't know if you want to say it.
05:56No, I'm not going to say that one.
05:58It was really good.
06:00Hold on.
06:01Well, no, I'm saying one.
06:03I did have your brain or your dick.
06:05Not sure what's the smaller organ.
06:06You can try to be heartless, but you'll never be Morgan.
06:09It's so good.
06:10It's so good.
06:11Because there's a heartless song by Morgan Wallen to explain.
06:16When you explain it, yeah.
06:18Yeah, it's always better.
06:19I always find jokes work best with a little background.
06:24So, yeah, be on the lookout for that.
06:25Next up, Mark Wahlberg's Vegas restaurant caught on fire.
06:29Okay, I've read this headline.
06:31That's not how I expected that to end.
06:32Engulfed in flames makes it sound funnier.
06:34Is this a Wahlberg?
06:35I love a good Wahlberg.
06:36This is a Flecha or Felcha, something like that, in Las Vegas.
06:41He opened it a month ago.
06:42Now, I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist, but I will say Mark Wahlberg knows how insurance money works.
06:50It's from Dorchester.
06:51You take the kid out of Dorchester, but you can't take the Dorchester out of the kid.
06:55I'm just saying, little sketchy, strip mall fire, middle of Las Vegas.
06:59I don't know what the hell is going on.
07:00You think it was some lightning?
07:01Could be.
07:02The video is actually crazy, though.
07:03Look at the video, how on fire this thing is.
07:08If you go to the other one, that doesn't look that bad.
07:11Yeah, this looks like it's not even on fire.
07:13The first video.
07:15Look at this.
07:16Oh, never mind.
07:17That's the most on fire building I've ever seen.
07:19Yeah, that's the definition of on fire.
07:21Is that crazy?
07:22Oh, wait.
07:23I'm looking at the outdoor.
07:24They have outdoor stoves, too.
07:25Still going.
07:26Also, if you have as much money as Mark Wahlberg, why are you getting involved in the restaurant?
07:34I mean, that's what you do when you get money.
07:36Exactly.
07:37You make more money with the restaurant.
07:38No, the opposite.
07:39You blow all of your money on a restaurant, and then you become poor, like every basic
07:42athlete in the world.
07:43I guess it's not bad.
07:44He has one in LA, I guess.
07:45It's pretty popular.
07:47Yeah, if I was rich enough to do what I wanted, owning, I think, a restaurant would be pretty
07:52high.
07:53That would be awesome.
07:54I think only 40% of them make it past the first year.
07:57Even celebrity-owned, it's crazy.
07:59Yeah, it's tough business.
08:00That's why in COVID, I was like, wait, all these restaurants are already out of business?
08:04They didn't have enough money to back up for a year?
08:06That was shocking to me.
08:07I thought that you'd be able to sustain at least for a little bit.
08:10I wonder what he does.
08:11He definitely doesn't serve Vietnamese food there, but what type of food does he serve?
08:13It's Mexican.
08:14Mexican?
08:15Why not Vietnamese?
08:16Really?
08:17Mexican?
08:18You don't know that story?
08:19You don't know that?
08:20Oh, that's the person whose head he bashed in with a baseball bat?
08:21Yes.
08:22Yes.
08:23Yes.
08:24Yes.
08:25Okay.
08:26The reason was that he was Vietnamese.
08:27Yes.
08:28He made it very clear.
08:29It didn't happen to be a Vietnamese person.
08:30No, not the first time that's happened.
08:31Can you imagine you're in Vegas, it's the time of your life, you're at a bash party,
08:33whatever, and you're like, you want to go to Mark Wahlberg's Mexican restaurant?
08:36Yeah.
08:37Is there any other celebrity you could have endorse it?
08:39How close is it to the Strip?
08:41It's not that close.
08:42Oh.
08:43Also, this might be a hot take or maybe not.
08:44Las Vegas kind of sucks.
08:45So-
08:46You have to walk so fucking far to get anywhere.
08:47The walking situation.
08:48The sidewalk there were awful.
08:49I hate it.
08:50I will say the first two times I ever went, I had the privilege of going with Dave on
08:51those things, so I got the highlight.
08:52But I did go with family a couple years ago, and I still had a good time.
08:53I do hate the walking.
08:54The walking sucks there.
08:55Me and Joey rented scooters when we were doing this.
08:56We just scooted around, which was fun.
08:57I mean, if you stayed a good spot, you could almost get everything there.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Okay.
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10:50Tough week for Steve Kerr continues.
10:53Tough night for him on Tuesday and then last night he gets booed back at the Boston TD
11:00Garden in Boston because he benched Jason Tatum basically throughout the whole playoffs.
11:05The head coach of the Golden State Warriors, Jason Taylor.
11:20I'll be honest.
11:21The Olympics.
11:22Olympics, yeah.
11:23Sorry, that's what I meant.
11:24Olympics.
11:25Who ended up winning?
11:26What?
11:27Us.
11:28Us.
11:29We won the gold.
11:30America won the gold.
11:31No, I know.
11:32Who won the game last night?
11:33Oh.
11:34Wait, the Celtics lost?
11:35Oh.
11:36So that stings.
11:37It does kind of do.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah.
11:40I'm wondering.
11:41Yeah.
11:42I saw Jason Tatum didn't have like a great, great game at least early on.
11:43I don't know what he finished up with.
11:46I don't think anyone gives a fuck about like, okay, maybe I'm from Massachusetts, like I
11:51cared a little bit, but does anyone actually care about the Olympics?
11:54Like I thought we were beyond that.
11:55I think people do.
11:56You just won a championship.
11:57People don't care.
11:58But I'm saying this seems like an odd thing to care about.
12:00He's a general hateable guy, and I think this was just an excuse to boo him.
12:04Yeah.
12:05And a good boo.
12:06He's a Lib too, which makes him way more hateable.
12:07Yeah, that's basically exactly what I was referring to.
12:09Big time.
12:10Big time Lib.
12:11When his little speech when he did this.
12:12Go to sleep.
12:13Yeah, it was tough.
12:14It's tough.
12:15Sorry, Steve.
12:16In Boston, they probably hate his son too, even worse.
12:19I don't know what you're saying.
12:22But yeah, a good boo, like a full stadium boo, there's nothing like it.
12:26Have you ever been in an experience like that where the whole stadium joins in on it?
12:30I know.
12:31I was at Robinson Canoe's first game back with the Yankees after he signed with the
12:36Mariners.
12:37It was on my birthday in 2013, I believe, April 29th.
12:402014, sorry.
12:41Duh.
12:44That was a good boo for Canoe.
12:46It is just getting out a good boo.
12:49A good fan hatred, there's nothing better.
12:52A boo is better than a cheer.
12:54It's authentic, like, fuck you, whatever, and they have them bleeping on TV.
12:58It's the Reggie Jackson, you don't boo nobody.
13:00It's what he called, like, Trey Young last night, he did a, when they played the Knicks,
13:03he's like, oh, you Knicks fans, go home, you fucking losers, blah, blah, blah.
13:06Like, he gets a good boo.
13:07And he was going at it with the fan too.
13:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:10One guy.
13:11I think that.
13:12He's like the Reggie Miller for Knicks fans.
13:13Yes.
13:14Exactly.
13:15What is our last topic here?
13:17Oh, yeah, I mean, I'm so jealous.
13:19Francis and Dana just swam in Dave's pool yesterday.
13:21They did one of, like, the Dana Learns videos.
13:24And Francis wrote a very funny blog.
13:26That's a great blog.
13:27He's sleeping in Dave's pool, and he was talking about how jealous I must be.
13:30Yeah.
13:31No duh.
13:32How many push-ups do you think Francis did before he took that photo?
13:35Yes.
13:36At least 20 to 30.
13:37And how strategically planned ahead of time do you think this was to bring Dana there?
13:41Oh, yeah, it's duff.
13:42Next to Dana.
13:43That was his duff, big time.
13:45I wouldn't be surprised if Francis agreed to start doing this whole series with Dana,
13:50just with this in mind.
13:51Yeah.
13:52This photo.
13:53Like, hey, I'll teach you how algebra works.
13:55And then it was like the Doctor Strange, like, Avengers.
13:58Like, at the end, it ends with me in a shirtless picture in Dave's pool.
14:02So, yeah, very funny blog.
14:04BFFs tonight.
14:07I think that's pretty much it.
14:09A 15-minute rundown.
14:10Good job, guys.
14:11Nice.
14:12Is there any that don't push yourself?
14:13I mean, I feel like 15 to 20 minutes is a standard rundown.
14:17Yeah, not so bad.
14:18I don't do anything else.
14:19He gave us four topics.
14:21What about the election?
14:22How do you feel, Pat?
14:23I mean, listen.
14:25What did they say yesterday?
14:27We can talk about, can we talk about the school shutting?
14:30It's fucking ridiculous.
14:31It's funny.
14:32It's funny.
14:33This is after show.
14:34Schools shutting down classes the day after the election to let people grieve is the biggest
14:39fucking joke I have ever seen or heard.
14:42I have a bigger joke for you.
14:43Jimmy Kimmel.
14:44Oh, my God.
14:46Jimmy Kimmel.
14:47Jimmy Kimmel.
14:48Tears in his eyes last night.
14:49Oh, my God.
14:50What happened to the grittyness?
14:51Jimmy Kimmel, you are almost as big a disgrace as Robert De Niro.
14:54Same.
14:55Jimmy Kimmel's supposed to be a comedian.
14:57You're a late-night talk show host.
14:59You're supposed to be, find a way to make it funny.
15:01It's like, no, my life is over.
15:04I just don't understand.
15:05Sickness.
15:06Sickness.
15:07Do you remember Ted Cruz took him in the post and put up like 20 in his face?
15:09Do you remember that?
15:10They had a one-on-one basketball match.
15:11Oh, yeah.
15:12Him and Ted Cruz.
15:13Yeah, Ted Cruz was not bad.
15:14Wiped the floor with him.
15:15How does that guy keep getting elected, by the way?
15:17He's like the most hated guy in politics, and every fucking time he gets elected.
15:20Apparently not.
15:21Him and the butter cow.
15:22I just don't understand, like, if you're an administrator at a school, how can you write
15:27that email with a straight face and not be embarrassed?
15:30Like, don't you want to teach kids, like, I don't know, grittiness?
15:34Like, what's it called?
15:35It starts with an R.
15:36Resolute.
15:37Like, when you, like, persevere through something.
15:40Like, being resolute?
15:42No, what?
15:43Oh, my God.
15:44You know what I'm talking about.
15:45Perseverance?
15:46Yeah.
15:47What happened to, like, resilience?
15:48It's like, okay, you're feeling the hurt, you pick yourself up by your fucking bootstraps.
15:51You don't need resilience, it's just a different president.
15:53The guy who was president five years ago is going to be president again.
15:56Your life's not over.
15:57Your life's not fucking over.
15:59I saw this guy, Fat Pig, who was a professor at, professor aide at Oregon, being like,
16:05I hope, you know, everyone, or every Trump supporter kills themselves, like, he's working
16:09in a classroom, probably he should be fired anyway, but yeah, I mean, TikTok's been a
16:14great place.
16:16The compilations of people being mad.
16:17Crying.
16:18You've got to be crazy, man.
16:19So fucking funny.
16:20And what, they also, I mean, I could talk about this forever.
16:23No, I could, I could literally talk about this forever.
16:26We should have an hour right now about this.
16:29Not to distract too much, but Ted Cruz, he's the one that was watching porn on 9-11, right?
16:33Yeah.
16:34Like, and he was, like, liking porn tweets?
16:35Oh, I don't know.
16:36He did get caught liking porn tweets.
16:37Yeah, porn tweets on 9-11.
16:38Oh, like, a different 9-11.
16:39Oh, yeah.
16:40No, no, no, not the 9-11, just on.
16:41I was going to say, how would we know that?
16:45Wasn't, didn't he get caught, like, going to Mexico for a vacation or something?
16:48Yeah, for sure.
16:49He was, like, shitting on.
16:50Dude, but the funniest thing is him campaigning for Trump after, like, he was saying, like,
16:52your wife's a pig, your dad's a Zodiac.
16:55His daughter that went viral, his daughter, Ted Cruz is up there, he's, you saw it.
17:00Who?
17:01Ted Cruz is up there, like, I really hope that Trump will be the next president, blah, blah, blah.
17:05And his daughter's in the background and she's like, like, making all these faces.
17:08This is her on the right in the red dress.
17:10It was very funny.
17:12We don't know how old.
17:15Watch.
17:17She goes.
17:19Oh, yeah.
17:20She's been, like, outspoken against her.
17:21But I will say this, last thing on that, unless you guys want to keep going.
17:25I do have a question.
17:26It's a joke.
17:27Go ahead.
17:28No, I was just going to say that, what do you call, what do you think the life is like
17:30for Barron at NYU right now?
17:32Oh, no.
17:33You want to talk about the best memes on Twitter?
17:36The best memes on Twitter are the Barron Trump is, like, at least not out of Gaib.
17:40Like, people, like, are, like, Barron, pull up, like, Barron Trump memes.
17:43I think it's literally a page.
17:44You think he's, like, the king there?
17:45No, I bet he's, I think kids are respectful enough of him at NYU.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Like, and especially if, like, you're going to school in New York or you grew up in New York.
17:55There's, like, a different attitude towards celebrity.
17:57I think there is a level of respect for Barron, but it's tough for him.
17:59He's 6'9", so he can't fucking.
18:01And hide away in a crowd, yeah.
18:02He looks exactly like, but, yeah, all the.
18:04He does look exactly like, he's identical.
18:06What does that tweet say?
18:07Like, yeah, type her name as, like, it was, like, you know, they're talking about how
18:11he basically told Trump to go on all the podcasts.
18:14Thank you for helping me win.
18:15They have no idea what's coming, father.
18:18Like, so many tweets.
18:19Father.
18:20He definitely calls his dad father.
18:21Yeah, they have so many tweets.
18:22Like, the, like, I will fix the machines, father.
18:24The voting machines will work this time, father.
18:26Like, our prophecy has been fulfilled.
18:28Oh, yeah, of course, Aaron Gosling.
18:32He's, let's see, a sophomore, freshman at NYU?
18:35Freshman.
18:36Freshman, right?
18:37That's got to be tough.
18:38Like, I sometimes feel like a freak for being as tall as I am.
18:40That's got to be tough, being 6'9".
18:42Wait, which one did you just laugh at?
18:47Yes, yes.
18:48Dude, that's one that should have been a topic.
18:50That should have absolutely been a topic.
18:52The fucking...
18:53You're right, father.
18:54I can smell their fear, father.
18:56Yeah, I mean, they're just great names.
18:58Nothing wrong with them.
18:59The Bin Laden guy wanting a harem of boys, that should have also been a topic at some
19:02point.
19:03That was crazy.
19:04The...
19:05Why didn't he go to, like...
19:06Yeah.
19:07Why didn't he go to Bantam?
19:08That's it.
19:09See you guys Monday.
19:10BFFs.
19:12BFFs.