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00:06 ♪ He's Pinky and the Brain ♪ ♪ He's Pinky and the Brain ♪
00:09 ♪ One is a genius ♪ ♪ The other's insane ♪
00:12 ♪ Their laboratory mice ♪ ♪ Their genes can't despise ♪
00:16 ♪ They're Pinky ♪ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
00:19 ♪ Brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain ♪
00:22 ♪ Before each night is done ♪ ♪ Their plan will be unfurled ♪
00:27 ♪ By the dawning of the sun ♪ ♪ He'll take over the world ♪
00:31 ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
00:34 ♪ Their twilight campaign ♪ ♪ Is easy to explain ♪
00:38 ♪ To prove their mousy work ♪ ♪ They'll overthrow the Earth ♪
00:42 ♪ They're Pinky ♪ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
00:44 ♪ Brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain ♪
00:47 (grunt)
00:48 - Man has an evil side, Pinky. - Um... front or back?
01:03 - The dark side.
01:05 The dark side that has created grotesque war machines,
01:17 pollution-spilling factories, and now, a hideous thing
01:20 that is spreading across the world like a horrible plague...
01:24 voicemail.
01:25 - Love! Are you going to stop out there
01:29 and squash the bad, bad thing?
01:31 - Yes, Pinky.
01:33 But not until I have manipulated it
01:36 in a plan of world domination.
01:38 Utilizing satellite technology and these,
01:41 we will redirect all global telephone communication
01:44 into an endless voicemail system.
01:46 And once a person is on the line,
01:48 the array and amount of choices will render them occupied, busy,
01:52 and unable to defend the Earth for a full 72 hours.
01:56 More than enough time for a well-prepared mouse
01:59 to seize control of the planet.
02:01 - I see! So, all we need is a well-prepared mouse.
02:06 - I am that mouse, Pinky.
02:09 - Oh! Well, there you are, then. Job well done, brain.
02:12 (laughs) Love!
02:13 - Keep it up, Pinky. Donkey Town needs a new mayor.
02:17 The fact is, what we really need to set up the system
02:21 is $1,614,000.
02:24 - Hey, God, brain, that's going to take a lot of money.
02:27 - Pinky, we stand on the threshold of world domination.
02:31 You have a choice.
02:32 You can listen closely and provide assistance,
02:35 or you can find your head compressed inside a walnut shell.
02:38 - Hmm. World domination, walnut shell.
02:42 World domination, walnut shell.
02:45 - There must be a way to get this money
02:47 without running for Congress.
02:49 (Pinky whimpers)
02:51 (Pinky screams)
02:54 (anglais)
02:57 (anglais)
03:00 (anglais)
03:03 (anglais)
03:06 (anglais)
03:09 (anglais)
03:12 (anglais)
03:15 (anglais)
03:18 - Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
03:21 - I think so, brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.
03:24 - Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.
03:28 - Oh, he had sports then, did he?
03:30 - The plan, Pinky.
03:32 I will get a job at a large corporation,
03:34 stage a hideous accident,
03:36 and then sue them for $1,614,000 in workers' compensation.
03:41 It will provide us with the necessary funds
03:43 for our plan of earthly rule.
03:45 - Eh, qu'est-ce qu'il y a?
03:47 Oh, non, non.
03:49 C'est pas terriblement illégal?
03:51 - Oui, mais une fois que je gère le monde,
03:54 je retournerai les fonds,
03:56 et puis je demanderai à Gerald Ford de m'excuser.
03:58 Prends un memo.
04:12 (coups de feu)
04:14 - Eh, Gadlane, are you all right?
04:25 - Yes. Fortunately, my chest cavity
04:27 is constructed of a titanium alloy.
04:29 - Oh, be sure to mention that in your job interview.
04:32 (cri de douleur)
04:34 - Impressive credentials.
04:37 You're certainly qualified.
04:39 Now, Brasstacks, are you married?
04:41 - Yes, I have a lovely wife
04:43 and two wonderful young children.
04:45 - Oh, that's too bad.
04:47 Frankly, we're looking for someone who has no life.
04:49 Thank you.
04:51 Send in the next candidate.
04:53 Mr. Brain. - Yes.
04:57 - Well, well, we're an eager beaver, aren't we?
05:02 - Actually, no, I'm not related
05:04 to the beaver family in any way.
05:06 - Oh! Ha, ha, ha!
05:09 Good comeback. Please, be seated.
05:11 Mr. Brain, as you know,
05:13 we at Fiero & Company are re-reinsurers.
05:15 We provide insurance to re-insurers
05:18 who insure insurance companies.
05:20 - Is that lucrative? - Take a look.
05:23 - Ah. - Very impressive.
05:25 Princeton, Harvard Business, six years in the industry.
05:28 Tell me, Mr. Brain,
05:30 what are your long-term career goals?
05:32 - I plan on taking over the world.
05:35 - Ha, ha, ha! You got drive. I like that.
05:38 But confidentially, taking over the world's my job.
05:41 Ha, ha, ha!
05:43 - Yes. Ha, ha, ha!
05:45 - Now, Brasstacks, are you married?
05:48 - No, I do have a, uh, roommate,
05:51 but he's very busy with his own activities.
05:54 - Eee!
05:56 - Good, good.
05:58 Uh, one more thing.
06:00 About your head... - Yes?
06:03 - Isn't it rather s-small?
06:06 - No, not for my race.
06:08 - No, no, of course not. Your race.
06:10 Because your people are such, uh, good cooks
06:13 with their little heads and all.
06:15 Please, excuse me for one second.
06:17 Now, send everyone else home.
06:20 I've got myself a minority person.
06:22 - Psst! Mr. Brain,
06:24 welcome to the world of re-reinsurance.
06:30 - My gosh! You people must have ribs of steel.
06:34 - Titanium alloy, actually.
06:36 Ah-ha! Pinky,
06:48 the "accident" could be bluffed
06:51 by altering the molecular matrix
06:53 through a substrate platform of microwaves.
06:55 Pinky?
06:57 - Look, Brain! All made of choo-choo!
06:59 - And me without my video camera.
07:02 On the job, accident Pinky.
07:06 I figured it out. In the office kitchen,
07:08 I will simply stage an accident
07:10 utilizing the microwave oven
07:12 and the non-dairy powdered creamer.
07:14 For no one really knows how a microwave works.
07:17 - But why the powdered creamer, Brain?
07:19 - No one really knows how that works either.
07:28 - Hey, Professor, two wishes, two...
07:31 (soupir)
07:32 Wow! Look at this.
07:34 Hey, we got a freak here!
07:36 Are you some kind of freak?
07:38 - Actually, I am a lab mouse
07:40 involved in an intricate plan to take over the world.
07:43 - Oh, very funny.
07:45 You're a regular Gallagher.
07:47 - You think Gallagher is funny?
07:49 - Don't mess with me, man!
07:51 (explosion)
07:53 (grunts)
07:58 (coups de feu)
08:00 (applaudissements)
08:02 - Wow!
08:04 You should run the police department, man.
08:06 - Oh, I will, my friend. I will.
08:09 - This'll be your cubicle right here.
08:12 If you need any office supplies, ask the office manager
08:15 and she'll have them here in two or three months.
08:18 Here's the company policy on vacations,
08:20 on personal phone calls...
08:22 and sexual harassment.
08:25 Ne vous en faites pas.
08:27 Vous êtes en sécurité si vous évitez tous les contacts avec les humains.
08:30 - Mon but dans la vie.
08:32 - Je vous entends.
08:34 - Quelle maladie.
08:36 "Chère cerveau, j'ai récupéré des choses
08:40 pour votre nouveau domicile.
08:42 Merci."
08:44 - Euh, c'est ton chat?
08:54 - Excuse me?
08:55 - That mouse, is that your pet mouse?
08:57 I keep mice. - You do?
08:59 - Yeah, I feed them to my pet snake.
09:01 (rire)
09:04 Name's Howie, your next cubicle neighbor.
09:06 Put it there, pal.
09:08 - Uh, actually, my arm's been acting up.
09:11 Bad tennis elbow.
09:13 - Tennis? Oh, hey, let's play some time.
09:16 You should play golf.
09:24 - Oh, Blaine, goodie, you're back!
09:27 I've made a yummy dinner.
09:29 Food pellets with food pellets.
09:31 - Please, Pinky, I've had a very tough day.
09:34 - Oh, you have?
09:38 You've had a tough day, you!
09:40 What about my day, Blaine?
09:42 We always hear about your day,
09:44 but what about mine?
09:46 The boss this and the boss that.
09:48 La-di-la-di-da. - No!
09:50 - Do you ever ask for onions today?
09:53 - Very well, Pinky.
09:58 What did you do today?
10:00 - Um...
10:02 I can't remember.
10:04 - Anything?
10:06 - Not a thing.
10:08 - Now I know how American Gladiator stays on the air.
10:11 Pinky, you don't understand the pressures,
10:13 the tension I'm under.
10:15 You don't know what I'm up against.
10:17 You don't know how difficult the stressful tasks I face every day.
10:20 Am I the only person who makes coffee around here?
10:23 - Oh, I'm sorry. That's my fault.
10:26 You're cute.
10:28 You know what they say.
10:30 Big ears, big earmuffs.
10:33 Hi, I'm Gina Fallow.
10:42 - Hi, I'm the, uh, Mr. Brain.
10:46 - Oh, why, Mr. Brain, are you making a pass at me?
10:50 - No, no, I promise,
10:52 I honestly don't find you attractive in any way.
10:55 - You creep! Let go of me! Let go!
10:59 - Oh, dear.
11:01 - Mr. Brain?
11:08 I'd like a word with you, please.
11:10 In here, now.
11:12 - I can explain, sir.
11:15 - The young lady seems to have misunderstood me.
11:18 - I don't know what you're talking about. It's your resume.
11:21 I've done some checking.
11:23 Neither Princeton nor Harvard have any record of you attending.
11:26 - Oh, well, there must be some error.
11:28 I have diplomas from both of those institutions.
11:31 - Well, you better go get them and deliver them here pronto, mister,
11:35 or your career in the world of re-reinsurance is O-O over.
11:40 - I find your manner unpleasant.
11:44 - Working stinks.
11:46 The time for action is upon us.
11:49 - Help! Help!
12:08 Oh, help! A terrible occupational disaster!
12:11 Help! I've been maimed by an on-the-job accident
12:14 requiring massive workers' compensation.
12:17 I... I've been turned into a mouse.
12:25 - One million six hundred and fourteen thousand dollars?
12:35 We won't pay.
12:37 - In that case, my friend,
12:39 I'll see you in court.
12:41 - Your Honor, our sympathy goes out to Mr. Brain.
12:46 But the amount he's asking for and the claim that he is a mouse...
12:49 Well, sir, they are both preposterous.
12:52 - Mr. Brain?
12:54 - Your Honor, to expedite matters, I wish to present these X-rays of myself,
12:58 clearly defining my mouse skeleton.
13:00 My X-rays. What happened to my X-rays?
13:03 - There really is only one conclusion here.
13:06 This man is a mouse.
13:08 - I'm afraid the only conclusion here, doctor,
13:11 is that you have never seen these.
13:13 I think this might keep you quiet.
13:16 - It might.
13:19 - Your Honor, I would like to begin by presenting some actual evidence.
13:23 These two items were covered from Mr. Brain's cubicle.
13:26 I ask you, when was the last time you heard of a mouse winning a bowling trophy?
13:31 Or having an attractive family like this?
13:33 - Ah, Pinky.
13:35 - Yes?
13:36 - Pinky, what are you doing here?
13:39 - Eat, Gab! I had to come, Brain.
13:41 They're not covering this on court TV.
13:43 - Stay down.
13:45 - Good thing they didn't find that mechanical suit, eh, Brain?
13:49 - The suit? Oh, dear heavens, above the suit!
13:53 Pinky, you must go to the office and get that suit from the kitchen closet.
13:57 Do you understand? If they find that, we're sunk.
14:01 - Oh! Oh!
14:03 You want me to help?
14:06 Oh, Brain!
14:07 - Go!
14:09 - Aye, aye!
14:32 - Your Honor, I intend to prove that Mr. Brain is not a mouse.
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17:42 - I've got the suit!
17:45 I got it, Brain!
17:47 - Pinky, stop that man!
17:50 - Hold it! Put up your hands!
17:52 - Oh, um, very well.
17:55 - Brain!
18:07 - Pinky, down here! Pinky!
18:11 - Um, excuse me!
18:13 Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to...
18:16 - Just one more, then.
18:23 - Careful, Pinky, not too tight.
18:25 I must be able to think freely so I can plan for tomorrow night.
18:29 - What, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
18:32 - The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
18:35 Try to take over the world!
18:37 ♪ Da Pinky, da Pinky I'm the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
18:41 ♪ I'm the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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