• il y a 6 mois

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Amusant
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00:00 *musique*
00:26 *bruit de moteur*
00:30 *rire*
00:32 *rire*
00:34 *bruit de moteur*
00:36 *bruit de moteur*
00:38 *rire*
00:40 *bruit de moteur*
00:42 *rire*
00:44 *bruit de moteur*
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00:50 *rire*
00:52 *bruit de moteur*
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00:56 *bruit de moteur*
00:58 *rire*
01:00 *bruit de moteur*
01:02 *rire*
01:04 *bruit de moteur*
01:06 *rire*
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01:10 *rire*
01:12 *bruit de moteur*
01:14 *rire*
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01:26 *rire*
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01:44 *bruit de moteur*
01:46 *rire*
01:48 *bruit de moteur*
01:50 *rire*
01:52 *bruit de la mer*
01:54 ♫ To take over the world for the benefit of all rodent kind ♫
01:57 ♫ Listen up all you sniveling and cowardly mice ♫
02:04 ♫ You may live in your cage if you please ♫
02:08 ♫ But not I, for I've learned not to take just a slice ♫
02:14 ♫ When I'm destined to have the whole cheese ♫
02:18 ♫ It is I, Don Cerebro, the mouse of La Mancha ♫
02:23 ♫ I'm blessed with a huge frontal lobe ♫
02:28 ♫ For a mouse with my power, it won't take an hour ♫
02:32 ♫ I plan to take over the globe ♫
02:37 ♫ I plan to take over the globe ♫
02:42 ♫ Thanks to my huge frontal lobe ♫
02:46 ♫ I'm Pinky, yes, I'm Pinky ♫
02:51 ♫ I point and I laugh and I say "Eat head" ♫
02:56 ♫ I botch up his plans daily ♫
03:01 ♫ Then he conks me when he's mad ♫
03:05 ♫ Pay attention you nobles and peasants of Spain ♫
03:11 ♫ You may think that I haven't a chance ♫
03:15 ♫ But I have an immensely superior brain ♫
03:20 ♫ And he's wearing aluminum pants ♫
03:24 ♫ It is I, Don Cerebro, the mouse of La Mancha ♫
03:29 ♫ I'm blessed with a huge frontal lobe ♫
03:33 Don Cerebro!
03:36 - Are you alright? - What has transpired, Sancho Pinky?
03:40 You were knocked off your horse by that huge multi-armed monster!
03:44 That is not a monster, Sancho Pinky.
03:46 That is a windmill, a source of power and food for humans.
03:50 God, Don Cerebro!
03:51 If the humans didn't have windmills, they'd be horribly inconvenienced!
03:56 That's brilliant, Sancho Pinky.
03:58 Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
04:01 I think so, Don Cerebro, but why would Sophia Loren be a musical?
04:05 A worthy enigma, Sancho Pinky.
04:08 But a more pressing concern occupies my superior intellect.
04:11 If we stop the windmills from making flour for bread,
04:14 we'll bring the humans to their knees.
04:16 Then, as they grovel for food and power,
04:18 we will take over the world!
04:20 El Norfo!
04:23 Come, Sancho Pinky, we must obtain supplies.
04:26 Open ye, open ye, in the name of Knight Errantry!
04:38 - Down here! - Ha! It must be winter.
04:44 The nights are getting shorter. Get it?
04:47 Unfortunately, yes.
04:48 I am Don Cerebro, Knight Errant.
04:51 I demand tribute for defending your town.
04:53 So, what do you do, slay dragons?
04:56 We haven't seen a dragon for years,
04:58 unless you count my mother-in-law.
05:01 Actually, I'm a mouse planning global domination.
05:04 A comedian! We can use one of those.
05:06 You're telling me.
05:08 Come here, girlie.
05:13 Observe as I save the señorita.
05:16 Sancho Pinky, my lance.
05:17 Right, Don Cerebro.
05:19 Love!
05:20 God!
05:22 Whoa!
05:23 My hero!
05:32 Where did you go?
05:36 Oh.
05:37 Love, you're act!
05:40 We can book you for two shows nightly,
05:42 with matinees on Wednesdays and Saturdays.
05:44 And remember, don't work blue.
05:46 Thank you, my good but comedically challenged man.
05:50 But all I require is some string,
05:52 some wood, and that large side of bacon.
05:55 Got it. Just some twine, some pine, and a swine.
05:57 Is that to go?
05:59 Remember the plan, Sancho Pinky.
06:02 After I attack this wild windmill,
06:04 look for me in that top window.
06:06 Then, you release the bacon,
06:08 shooting it up into the window.
06:10 I'll wedge it in the gears of the windmill,
06:11 bringing it to a stop.
06:13 Brilliant, Don Cerebro.
06:14 It'll work like a charm.
06:16 But wait, no, no, no.
06:17 There's still something I don't understand.
06:19 Um...
06:20 But I can't think what it is.
06:22 Of course not, Sancho Pinky.
06:24 That's why I am the knight,
06:25 and you are merely a lowly squire.
06:27 Charge!
06:31 Chomp!
06:36 Release the bacon.
06:39 Release the bacon!
06:40 A point. Now I remember.
06:42 How are you going to catch that huge slab of pork?
06:45 Uh, perhaps I did overlook one small detail.
06:48 Don't worry, Don Cerebro.
06:53 I shall save you. Point.
06:55 Oh, this knight stuff is fun.
06:56 Olé!
07:00 Stop.
07:01 Hola, brain.
07:02 Um, I mean, Don Cerebro.
07:05 You won't pull me out of here any time now, Sancho Pinky.
07:08 I've got you, Don Cerebro. Point.
07:11 Um, does this make me a hero?
07:13 Only if you don't let go.
07:15 Oh, you can depend on me, Don Cerebro.
07:18 Oh, I sense approaching pain.
07:25 Ah!
07:26 Go and get it. Get it.
07:40 Did I do something wrong, brain?
07:42 So, did he take over the world?
07:48 Not as such, but he invented the club sandwich.
07:51 Get it? Club sandwich? Point.
07:54 Hmph. I like the happy ending.
07:58 But don't you understand?
07:59 It's not important whether he succeeded or not.
08:02 What's important is...
08:04 ♪ To scheme the improbable scheme ♪
08:09 ♪ To plan the unthinkable plan ♪
08:13 ♪ To build when your arms are too tiny ♪
08:17 ♪ To walk in the suit of a man ♪
08:21 ♪ This is my fate to conquer the Earth ♪
08:25 ♪ To play with the big boys though I lack the girth ♪
08:29 ♪ To reach for the stars on a whim or a dare ♪
08:33 ♪ I could climb to the top if I only could reach the first stair ♪
08:38 ♪ And the world doesn't know what they'll miss ♪
08:42 ♪ If a mouse doesn't follow his dream ♪
08:46 ♪ To scrawl with his last bit of graphite ♪
08:50 ♪ To scheme the improbable scheme ♪
09:00 Yes! You see? Never give up hope.
09:07 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Fine. Now go. Go!
09:11 You mean you want me to take over the world?
09:14 No! We just want you to stop singing! Now go!
09:17 Come along, Pinky. We have to prepare for tomorrow night.
09:22 What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain? Brigadoon?
09:25 No, Pinky. The same thing we do every night.
09:29 Try to take over the world!
09:31 ♪ Hey, Pinky! Hey, Pinky! I'm the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
09:35 ♪ Hey, Pinky! Hey, Pinky! Hey, Pinky! I'm the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
09:40 ♪ ♪ ♪

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