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00:00Le champion, T.J. Tettweiler !
00:03Et dans ce coin, le challengeur !
00:05Tipping the scales at 112 pounds in his socks !
00:08The big kahuna, the love of olympics, our own Mr. Mikey !
00:15But I don't want to do it you guys, I'm scared !
00:17Don't worry Mikey, based on every law of physics, this is perfectly safe !
00:20But that can't be true !
00:21It isn't, I was attempting to comfort you.
00:23I'm giving 30 to 1 odds on Mikey, think of it.
00:25For a mere dime, you could be jingling milk money the rest of the year !
00:27I'm in man !
00:32On your marks, get set, go !
00:44Hey !
00:46Well, well, T.J. Tettweiler, what a surprise !
00:55That's it pal, you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to Principal Prickly's office !
01:00He's stuck tight !
01:01Hello troublemakers, if Hank the custodian saw this, he'd say...
01:04Trash receptacles are made for trash, not for little boys to ride in.
01:07Stand back kids, I'll just lube him up good and slip him out easy as pie.
01:15Ow, Miss Finster, you're hurting me !
01:17Oh, excuse me T.J. dear, I didn't realize you were still here.
01:21Well, that's that.
01:27Uh-oh, looks like I got a jello incident in sector 5.
01:30Guess I better get going.
01:32Someday boy, you might grow up to be like Hank.
01:36A fine figure of man.
01:39Huh ?
01:40Don't contradict me mister, just keep your little carcass out of those barrels.
01:44Are you okay Miss Finster ?
01:45Shut up you little wart !
01:49You there, no sharing, eat that broccoli !
01:51And you, who told you to put ketchup on those... fish sticks ?
01:56I'm telling you guys, there's something weird going on between Finster and Hank.
01:59What are you talking about T.J. ?
02:00Every time he comes around, she suddenly turns nice, it's just not normal.
02:03Maybe it's a grown up thing, being nice to each other and mean to us.
02:06No, professional courtesy.
02:07No, I think it's something else.
02:09It's... it's...
02:10Love.
02:11What ?
02:12Miss Finster has a crush on Hank.
02:13She's always had a crush on Hank, ever since that day he fixed her drawers.
02:16How do you come up with this stuff ?
02:18Isn't it obvious ? They're like Romeo and Juliet,
02:20Troilus and Cressida, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver.
02:24That's crazy !
02:25No, I think Mikey's right, and I'm gonna find out for sure.
02:28Miss Finster ?
02:29Yes, my child ?
02:33That is perhaps the ugliest dress I've ever seen you wear,
02:35and you've worn some pretty rank ones.
02:38Thank you, dear.
02:40Oh, and your perfume ?
02:42What is... oh, Delacroix ? You smell like my gym socks.
02:45Thank you for noticing, T.J.
02:47It's so nice to be noticed.
02:51Yep, she's a goner.
02:52Well, at least now we know why she's so super nice whenever Hank's around.
02:55Yeah, too bad he's not around all the time.
02:58Hey, guys, are you thinking what I'm thinking ?
03:00I don't know, I was thinking about getting more french fries.
03:02Listen, if we could get Miss Finster and Hank together,
03:04she would be nice all the time.
03:06Yeah, no more detention.
03:07No more eargames.
03:08No more nothing.
03:09We could get away with anything we wanted.
03:13I don't know, you guys.
03:14We're talking about people's feelings here.
03:16We're messing with fate.
03:17Technically, Mikey's right.
03:18By influencing the orbit of these two spheres of love,
03:20we could potentially change the course of history.
03:22Oh, come on, you guys.
03:23We'll be making Miss Finster happy, Hank happy, and ourselves happy.
03:26There's no downside.
03:27La lumière est là, mec.
03:28All we gotta do is fan the flames.
03:33Le libraire a dit que c'était la musique la plus romantique qu'ils avaient.
03:35Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
03:36Ils sont appelés records ou albums,
03:38dépendant de leur affiliation générale.
03:39Il a joué à ça.
03:40OK, on a la vieille musique et le vieux joueur de musique.
03:43Maintenant, ce qu'on doit faire, c'est trouver les vieux.
03:45F, F, F.
03:48Hmm, Randall, mon espion confiant.
03:51L'unique garçon que je peux compter sur.
03:53Il a fait tellement pour moi.
03:55Hmm.
03:56D minus.
03:57F.
03:58Go, go.
04:00Yeah, what do you want ?
04:02Spit it out.
04:03There's some kids running in the cafeteria.
04:04What ?
04:05With scissors.
04:06Little hooligans.
04:07Hank, Hank, there's a big emergency in the lunchroom.
04:09Why are the milk dispensers blue ?
04:11Good sweet, Mike.
04:12I told them not to install those new fangled X-17s.
04:14They've never been cafeteria tested.
04:16Those little monsters.
04:20Hey, what's going on here ?
04:21It's not natural to store so much milk.
04:24Hey, hey !
04:26Little brats.
04:28Why won't I get out of here ?
04:30Dang, what's wrong with this door ?
04:32Hank ?
04:33Miss Fenster, what are you doing here ?
04:35Well, there was some sort of problem,
04:37but now I really don't remember what it was.
04:45You hear music ?
04:46Whenever I look at you.
04:54You are some kind of woman, Miss Fenster.
04:56Please, call me Muriel.
05:24Oh, Hank.
05:25I've never been so happy.
05:30Man, isn't this great ?
05:31With Miss Fenster gone, we're free.
05:40Hey, we're rolling here.
05:41Not anymore.
05:42This is our football field from now on.
05:44You got a problem with that ?
05:45Yeah, I got a problem with that.
05:47Well, what are you gonna do ?
05:48Cry to Fenster ?
05:50Oublie ça, Scarlett.
05:51On va trouver autre chose à faire.
05:55Retourne-toi !
05:57Retourne-toi !
06:01Dis-nous le sens de la vie maintenant,
06:03garçon de chaussure !
06:07Ça va s'arrêter.
06:08On doit aller voir le roi.
06:11Quoi ?
06:13Où est le roi Bob ?
06:15C'est cool.
06:16Le roi Bob est le nouveau numéro 1
06:18maintenant.
06:22Je ne sais pas pour vous,
06:23mais je suis sûr que Miss Fenster
06:24est là maintenant.
06:26A.
06:27A.
06:28A.
06:29Ah, Randall.
06:30Mon espion confiant.
06:32A plus.
06:33A.
06:34A.
06:35Elle a l'air si heureuse, n'est-ce pas ?
06:37Oui.
06:38Allez, allons détruire sa vie.
06:39A.
06:40A.
06:41A.
06:42Miss Fenster,
06:43pouvons-nous vous parler ?
06:44Bien sûr, TJ.
06:46Que peux-je faire pour vous
06:47et vos amoureux amis ?
06:48Elle m'étonne vraiment
06:49quand elle parle comme ça.
06:50Eh bien,
06:51je ne sais pas comment
06:52mettre ça, Miss Fenster,
06:53mais...
06:54nous vous manquons.
06:55Quoi ?
06:56Je n'y suis pas allé.
06:57Pas ce vous,
06:58le vieux vous.
06:59Le même que vous nous aviez attirés.
07:00Et nous a écoutés.
07:01Et nous a disciplinés
07:02avec extrême préjugé.
07:03Oh, vous enfants
07:04et vos exagérations
07:05comme un enfant.
07:06Passez avec nous, Miss Fenster.
07:08Depuis que vous et Hank
07:09vous êtes réunis,
07:10tout le monde est un délire.
07:11C'est comme si un nuage sombre
07:12s'étouffait sur les barres de monstre.
07:14Des nuages sombres ?
07:15Oh, c'est n'importe quoi.
07:17C'est un beau jour.
07:18Le soleil est brillant.
07:20Les oiseaux chantent.
07:21Et l'école...
07:24a commencé à brûler.
07:29Hank, je dois te parler.
07:30Je sais, Muriel.
07:31Il y a quelque chose
07:32que je veux te dire aussi.
07:33Je ne sais pas comment mettre ça, mais...
07:34Moi non plus, mais...
07:35C'est fini.
07:36Tu penses aussi ?
07:37Nous n'avons pas de choix, Muriel.
07:38Vous et moi,
07:39nous ne sommes pas comme d'autres.
07:40Nous avons un appel.
07:41Et cet appel, c'est ça.
07:42La terre ?
07:43La terre, c'est notre appel ?
07:44Non, pas la terre.
07:45Le playground, Muriel.
07:46L'école.
07:47Les salles.
07:48Le bois.
07:49Les fenêtres.
07:50Le flagpole.
07:51Et les enfants.
07:52C'est votre appel, Muriel.
07:53Je sais.
07:54Sans mon gentil conseil,
07:55ils sont perdus.
07:56Ils m'en ont besoin, Hank.
07:57Et l'école m'en a besoin, Muriel.
07:58L'autre jour,
07:59je suis allé dans le bois du garçon
08:00et tu sais ce que j'ai trouvé ?
08:01Quoi ?
08:02Rien, c'est ça.
08:03Pas de toilettes de papier
08:04dans les dispensaires.
08:05Pas de papier toilette dans les salles.
08:06Pas de couvre-Santa sur les sièges.
08:08Ah, tu as raison, Hank.
08:09Si on n'arrête pas maintenant,
08:10on va le regretter.
08:11Je veux dire, pas aujourd'hui,
08:12peut-être pas demain,
08:13mais bientôt et pour le reste de nos vies.
08:16Est-ce que je vais
08:17te voir de nouveau, Hank ?
08:18Bien sûr que tu le verras, Muriel.
08:19Où qu'il y ait une salle
08:20qui en a besoin,
08:21je serai là.
08:22Où qu'il y ait un urinal
08:23qui en a besoin,
08:24je serai là.
08:25Où qu'un enfant ait brisé un fenêtre
08:26ou qu'il ait barfé sur le sol,
08:27je serai là.
08:28Tout ce qu'il faut faire,
08:29c'est me battre.
08:30Tu sais comment me battre, non ?
08:31Juste appuyer sur les boutons
08:33Au revoir, Hank.
08:34Je t'aimerai.
08:35Et moi, toi, Muriel.
08:36Et moi, toi.
08:42Oh, des fates cruelles !
08:43Tu joues si dur
08:44sur ces fleurs de sang ?
08:47Miss Finster,
08:48j'ai trouvé ça.
08:49Il utilisait
08:50de la poussière pour le radiateur.
08:51Merci, T.J.
08:52Oh, et Miss Finster ?
08:53Oui, T.J.
08:55C'est vraiment tes chaussures
08:56ou as-tu cassé un clown
08:57sur ton chemin à l'école ?
08:58Pourquoi, toi,
08:59petite saloperie !