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07:26Mozart Dummy is one of the greatest musical gods of all music.
07:31And after Twinkle, he went to write, among other things, The Best of Mozart.
07:39And The Best of Mozart Vol. 2.
07:43It must be so hard for you to be the only one here with a classical education.
07:48It is.
07:51Triton?
08:06Are you touching your shell?
08:08What do you think?
08:09It's the new DX-87 shell.
08:11Carbon fiber, Rosso Corsa red, Alcantara trim with twin exhausts.
08:19It has a top walking speed of, get this, 12 miles an hour.
08:24And you should see how this hoochie takes corners.
08:27It is piptacular.
08:30With the new pushrod suspension system, allowing my nose to be lowered to the ground,
08:35I can take corners of 38 degrees.
08:38Triton, sit down.
08:41We've talked to you.
08:42Check this.
08:45Triton, do you know what a midlife crisis is?
08:52Sure, Deuce.
08:53It's a period of emotional turmoil in the middle of life.
08:56Symptoms are usually unexpected anger, a loss of interest in things once considered important,
09:02and a desire to try and capture your youth.
09:05Now, check out these subwoofers.
09:11Can you feel that bass?
09:13Is that not some serious bop?
09:15I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it!
09:17Please complain, it's on the note for five!
09:20Yeah, oh yeah!
09:23Turn that thing off!
09:25Brian!
09:29You're having a midlife crisis.
09:31Well, that's preposterous. I'm a mech.
09:33Denying you're having a midlife crisis is a key characteristic of having a midlife crisis.
09:39It is?
09:40Getting an earring, a red sports car, an interest in extreme sports.
09:45I need time to think about this.
09:47Perhaps I'll go bungee jumping in the lift shaft and mull it over.
09:51I wonder why I'm so attracted to bungee jumping all of a sudden.
10:00Yes, he's having a full-on midlife crisis.
10:04Next thing, he'll be leaving us for a younger crew.
10:07Look, we need to help him.
10:09What do you suggest, a lunar road trip herding vacuum cleaners?
10:14We've got to show him how much he's evolved, how much he's achieved.
10:17He hasn't achieved anything because he spends all his time looking after you.
10:22Get out of town, Rimmer. He's been independent ever since I helped him break his programming.
10:27Yes, independent to look after you.
10:31OK, how about this?
10:32Remember years ago, that tech we took from the Nova 5?
10:35Brighton's old ship?
10:37Yeah, didn't they have some special fine fleet software so that their ships could locate each other?
10:43So what you're suggesting is we find one of badly damaged parcel herds of ships?
10:47If we find one with a mech on board, it'll show Crichton how much he's evolved.
10:52How long will that take?
10:53Well, once the scanners have located a ship to us, there'll be no time at all.
10:59Because we'll go into stasis until we get there.
11:08No.
11:24Are we there yet?
11:26Let me check.
11:28Right, got it. There's a ship 222 clicks from it named Nova 3.
11:35The 3s were launched a hundred years before the Nova 5s. Any life signs, sir?
11:40One.
11:42Mechanoid 3000 series. Goes by the name of Butler.
11:57What's this ship doing out here?
11:59Well, according to the mission log, they were looking for a missing research station that was attempting to communicate with the universe.
12:07Back in the day, there used to be a theory, now dismissed as preposterous, that the universe was an intelligent entity.
12:16Bet you're really looking forward to meeting Butler.
12:18He'll probably be unable to lie, won't he, sir?
12:21Or cheat, deceive, brag, boast, whinge, exaggerate, or be proud, pompous, or self-important.
12:28In fact, he won't be able to do any of the things I've taught you.
12:33Thinking back, I see now. I've had such a privileged upbringing.
12:37Oh, Christ.
12:39It's going to be like when you discover someone from school is doing really badly.
12:44It always gives you that lovely, warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
12:48In fact, I've got a list I carry around in my man-purse of all the kids doing worse than me.
12:54Short list, is it?
12:56Derek Smitherton. He was our head boy.
12:59Won every prize going, dated all the best-looking girls.
13:03He ended up as a bald divorcee working in a sewage treatment plant in the Falkland Islands.
13:11And they say there's no God.
13:19Doctor!
13:21Brighton. How lovely to meet you.
13:23Follow me and I'll escort you to our bridge.
13:26Oh, you have a bridge. How very quaint.
13:29Back on the Nova 5, we had a common room.
13:32Oh, how grand. Our bridge is nothing very special, I'm afraid.
13:36I hope you don't mind, but I've prepared some canapes.
13:39I thought you might be peckish after eating them.
13:43I hope you don't mind, but I've prepared some canapes.
13:46I thought you might be peckish after eating them.
13:49So, have a Blu Blanc Coeur Rillette Demain.
13:53Or, if you prefer, Bocconcini bruschettes with a tomato and balsamic reduction.
13:58Yum, yum. I'll match that yum and raise you even make it yum, yum.
14:05I hope you like vintage champagne. Krug Clas de Mesnil 2140.
14:10Indeed we do. Dairy is up.
14:13I'll have a beer.
14:15This way.
14:20After the crew died, I converted this space into a gallery, so I had somewhere to keep the paintings.
14:26The captain had quite a collection. These are quite stunning.
14:30No, no, these are my paintings, Crichton.
14:32You own all these paintings?
14:34I painted the paintings.
14:36It gives me a break from the concertos I put on to entertain the vending machines.
14:41Are they musical, Crichton?
14:43Sometimes he hums when he's vacuum.
14:46Musical? No, butler, but it's long something I've intended to take up.
14:51Concerto. The etymology is fascinating.
14:55It's the conjunction of concerere, meaning to join, and certamen, to fight.
15:01The idea is that the two parts of the concerto, the soloist and the orchestra,
15:06alternate episodes of opposition and cooperation in the creation of the music flow.
15:12This floor, am I right in thinking you've used our old friend Piney Shine
15:17with its fame-protective coating and anti-slip finish?
15:21I must confess I don't recall. I've been rather distracted lately finishing my latest novel.
15:27Reading?
15:28Writing.
15:29Splendid.
15:30What's it about?
15:32It deniates the events surrounding the droid uprising and invasion of Callister
15:37back in the late 22nd century, and the impact the uprising has on lunar society,
15:43as seen through the eyes of five privileged human families.
15:50Do you write, Crichton?
15:52Shopping lists, laundry lists, that midnight oil only gets a breather.
15:56Remy.
15:57Incidentally, if any of you have any diseases, I most probably have an antidote.
16:02Breakthrough medical cures is a hobby of mine.
16:05Do you dabble in medical sense?
16:07He's got a belting cure for hiccups.
16:09Yeah, you drink a glass of water through a straw while sticking your fingers in your ears.
16:13No, no, no, no, it so works.
16:15We're expecting the Nobel Prize for medicine through the clobador any day now.
16:21Before I show you the rest of my ship, I have to make one thing very clear.
16:25I have no intention of ever leaving the Nova 3.
16:28My only captain now is my own muse.
16:32You will join us for the day, though, surely?
16:34My pleasure.
16:35Rimmer, have you seen this painting here?
16:41How is this helping Crichton?
16:43Forget Crichton. If we can make Butler change his mind,
16:47this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to update our mech.
16:50Well, get rid of Crichton.
16:52Keep him for the cleaning. Let Butler take care of the science.
17:09I've only had a perfunctory look, but I think I could rather help expand your EM booster circuits.
17:15Well, sadly, that won't be possible, Butler.
17:17We simply can't afford to have Starbuck out of commission for any length of time.
17:23Yeah, done.
17:28Hang on, what's this? The blinking machine's gone full-on red-blinky.
17:32Gelf gunship, six of them, coming in at 210 mark four.
17:41Sixty seconds to intercept. Macoon in both port and starboard sides.
17:45Stabilizing. Prepare to lock on.
17:48Suggestions?
17:49Reroute power to the fusion booster. Try and outrun them.
17:52Okay, spinning up engines one, drives two.
17:56I don't mean to interfere, but if you do that,
17:58won't the gunship simply take advantage of it and drives and electro-jam the engine?
18:05They've electro-jammed our engines.
18:08They're locking on.
18:09Incoming.
18:10Oh, incoming.
18:14Prepare yourself to die, human ship of scum.
18:21Equihecte, is that you?
18:26Butler?
18:29Juric Cook Swagmorak.
18:30You two know each other?
18:45I'm his daughter's godfather.
18:47It was Equihecte's way of thanking me after I helped his sick tribe.
18:51My tribe avoid big death when butler make skin demons flee.
18:58My pleasure.
18:59And I still treasure the gelfberry wine you gave me.
19:03Best weed killer I've ever had.
19:05My rafflesia and all this absolutely love it.
19:13You're too kind.
19:15Equihecte's promised to safely escort us back to Red Dwarf.
19:19We must thank them.
19:20On behalf of all Red Dwarf crew, let me say...
19:29Actually Crichton, it's...
19:33Here say it with me.
19:35Ma.
19:36Ma.
19:37No, it's in the throat.
19:38Ma.
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19:48Ma.
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19:50Ma.
19:51That's it.
19:52Ma.
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19:59Ma.
20:00That's quite close.
20:05The Sakinyako dialect's trickier to master than the Kinii Tuwawi.
20:10Later I'd be happy to go over it with you.
20:12That would be most useful.
20:14Oh, I forgot to ask.
20:17His father is dying of fever.
20:29Do you have a cure, butler?
20:31Possibly. It's hard to say without seeing him.
20:33Well, then you must go. Go, begone and go.
20:37I must go to the ship.
20:44They'll teleport me aboard their ship and then afterwards return me to the Nova 3.
20:49I must bid you farewell.
20:52Perhaps we could get together sometime soon.
20:55I have the Nova 3's handshake frequencies written right here, sir.
20:59Good luck, my friends, and may every day bring us each a little more luck.
21:05Ack-lack-ni-gar!
21:07Rack-gar!
21:09Rack-gar!
21:24Hey, it's my watch.
21:27No need, sir. I'm happy to do it.
21:30How you doing?
21:32I'd just like to have been better than butler at something.
21:35Just one small, tiny, itty-bitty thing.
21:39I had a midlife crisis once.
21:41You didn't say.
21:43Yeah, it was about three years ago.
21:46I had all the classic symptoms. First I denied it.
21:49Then I got angry.
21:51Then I started thinking about missed opportunities.
21:54Then I got depressed.
21:56And then finally, I accepted it.
21:59How long did this hold last, sir?
22:01About five minutes.
22:05Five minutes?
22:07Yeah, I just thought, Dave, you're getting older. Move on.
22:11Just like that's how you have a midlife crisis in the North, crites.
22:15Bish, bosh, done.
22:18Just about.
22:20I wish I could be the same, sir, but I just can't.
22:23Things didn't exactly go to plan back there, did they?
22:27It really brought home to me what a wretched failure my whole life has been.
22:31Butler is several generations before me,
22:34and yet he's done so much more with what he's been given.
22:40What the schmuck was that?
22:42It's the air boosters.
22:44Of course!
22:45Butler, this damn fool, he didn't realize that unlike the Nova 3,
22:49all our voids have universal linkage.
22:52Meaning?
22:54The engines are going to burn out, sir.
22:56We'll look out for these stup...
22:59Does that mean we're going to crash?
23:01How stupid is it going to look then?
23:04It'd save a dive.
23:06Even better.
23:08Is there no way we can land and repair?
23:11Well, we could, but why should we help Butler out?
23:14Triton!
23:17Oh, my jealousy chip's overloading, sir.
23:20Return to sub-mode. Of course we should land.
23:23Anywhere.
23:24Anywhere before the whole board is infected.
23:27Turning all power off now.
23:29Can we make it back to Red Dwarf?
23:32Two course adjustments.
23:33We need to find somewhere along our present line of velocity.
23:37Okay.
23:38Scanning.
23:40Scanning.
23:41Scanning.
23:43There! It's about nine hours from here.
23:46We can make it.
23:47Look, take over.
23:49I'll go and tell the others.
23:51Don't forget to tell them whose fault it was!
23:58Perhaps I'm going to give you a call after all.
24:01This is perfect.
24:21All we need is a power source to set up the adjustment array.
24:25SIU? What's that?
24:27The Search for an Intelligent Universe.
24:29This must have been the missing space station the Nova 3 was looking for.
24:34The universe, so some scientists believe, is a living entity.
24:39So they built a space station to communicate with it?
24:42No doubt armed with Rizzlers the length of ski bags.
24:46Well, judging by a cursory glance through the crew file, sir,
24:50they all appear to be lean pioneers in their fields.
24:54And I think we all know what was growing in their fields.
24:58Did any communication ever take place between these scientists and the universe?
25:03It appears not.
25:04Maybe they called and the universe was out.
25:06More likely, the scientists were long dead before the computers completed their billions of calibrations.
25:14Look at that.
25:15Is that call waiting?
25:17It appears as if the universe is on hold, sir.
25:21No way has it been waiting all this time.
25:24It's going to be seriously smacked off.
25:26He'll slink his butter when he finds out what we've discovered.
25:29Leave this to me.
25:33Hello.
25:34Is there anyone there?
25:36Yes, I'm here.
25:40To whom am I speaking, please?
25:42I am the entity known to you as the universe.
25:48Ah, Mr. Universe, sir.
25:50It's not Mr. Universe, Rimmer.
25:52That's some geezer with pecks and a posing pouch.
25:56Ask him the meaning of life.
25:58Hang on.
25:59How can we know, Thurston, that you are indeed the universe?
26:04I am the universe.
26:07I am everything.
26:09I am the entire contents of space.
26:12I am all matter and energy.
26:15I am time.
26:17I am the totality of all existence.
26:21Just ask.
26:22Says you.
26:24But can you prove it?
26:26Are you asking for a Rimmer utility bill?
26:30A photo ID?
26:31A spend and save card?
26:33Look, let me take over.
26:35Theocriton, you're up.
26:38Sir?
26:39All your worries about the big burst, the meaning of life, now's your chance.
26:44Ask the universe.
26:46Perhaps you can help, sir.
26:48I've been struggling of late to comprehend the point of existence.
26:53Explain.
26:55Well, if you're going to die in 14 billion years' time, what's the point in anything?
27:00Wait.
27:01I'm gonna die?
27:05Oh, yes.
27:07What?
27:08In just 14 billion years' time?
27:11I'm halfway through my life then.
27:14No wonder I'm not as hot as I once was.
27:17No wonder I'm expanding exponentially.
27:22You've just sent the universe into a full-on midlife crisis.
27:26Who am I?
27:27Halfway through my life.
27:29And I've only ever created one lousy, stupid planet with intelligent life.
27:34And that's debatable.
27:38What have I been doing all this time?
27:41Making life from nothing is rather tricky, sir.
27:44You've done rather well.
27:46Wait.
27:47If I die and I leave nothing behind, my life has no meaning.
27:52And existence is senseless.
27:54Ain't that right?
27:56No.
27:57No?
27:58I've been thinking about this.
28:00If you created everything in the universe, then you must have created love.
28:05And it strikes me there may be no God and no afterlife, no one knows.
28:10But we do know love exists.
28:12And if it does, then life has meaning.
28:17That's it for the universe.
28:19Great job, guys.
28:21That's very kind.
28:22Thank you.
28:23I must confess I feel a whole lot better.
28:26So do I.
28:28Is there any advice you can give us before we jog on?
28:31Yes.
28:32What?
28:33Triton, take off that suit.
28:35It really sucks.
28:43What a very strange day.
28:45Strange but reassuring.
28:48I realize now we're all in the same boat, even the universe.
28:52And though the boat has a hole in it, at least we get to see the sea.
29:05Butler, it's Criton.
29:08I'm calling to say hi and thank you for today.
29:11Not at all.
29:12Incidentally, when we left you, we stumbled across a space station.
29:17And the most incredible thing, it turned out to be the space station you were looking for.
29:23And guess what?
29:24We actually talked to the universe, the actual universe itself.
29:29What do you make of that?
29:33Oh, you know the universe.
29:36You call him Uni?
29:38You purposely expanded our EM circuit so I'd meet him?
29:43You thought it might help me?
29:46You have him on speed dial?
30:08I want to live
30:10Shipwrecked to comatose
30:12Drinking fresh mango juice
30:16Goldfish jaws
30:18Dipping out my toes
30:20Fun, fun, fun
30:23It's fun, fun, fun
30:27Fun, fun, fun
30:31It's fun, fun, fun
30:38Fun, fun, fun