• 5 months ago
Fifteen months after an apocalypse, survivors take refuge in an abandoned school where they encounter a zombie with the power to bring the dead back to life.

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00:02:20无聊嘅
00:02:25游舞?
00:02:32咁游游啦挂?
00:02:37原来穷鬼嚟㗎
00:02:40人衰就着白鞋,鬼衰又冇咁大
00:02:44我今晚都算当黑啦
00:02:50唔好呀唔好呀唔好呀
00:02:58大佬,我下次唔敢啦
00:03:16阿媽
00:03:19阿媽
00:03:50开门呀师傅,开门呀
00:03:52咩事呀?
00:03:53我比鬼衰呀
00:03:54咁你拍岩门搵岩对象啦
00:03:56比鬼衰就唔怕,最怕你冇钱啫
00:03:58几多钱都冇所谓,总之你同我搞掂只鬼
00:04:01掂呀实掂,你睇唔到我哋今七朝排麻生第一街咩?
00:04:04鬼呢?
00:04:05喺棺材里面呀
00:04:06棺材呢?
00:04:07飞紧嚟啦
00:04:11晕吉嘅
00:04:13师傅,你唔好闪门呀,唔好呀
00:04:17杀到你啦,杀到你啦
00:04:18咩事呀?
00:04:30咩事呀?咩事呀?
00:04:35又系你个烂蛋
00:04:39老鬼,你明黑喎,拆门口即系拆招牌
00:04:49唔系忧心㗎,你睇到啦,系棺材之嘢作怪呀
00:04:58你承认有意就得呀,你仲整副棺材过嚟,你真系欺人太甚呀,今日有你无我
00:05:05吾兄,我系你师兄喎
00:05:07死你阿爸
00:05:13吾兄,话晒我哋都系同门师兄计喎
00:05:15师兄计又点呀?
00:05:19你个老嘢呀
00:05:20你庸俗啲
00:05:29过去
00:05:31过去
00:05:35只系你有扶呀,佢就无扶
00:05:37你翻我眼啦
00:05:38过去
00:05:48你太离谱啦,我话晒都系你师兄喎
00:05:50师兄又点呀?
00:05:51我训得好地地,你又整副棺材过嚟
00:05:54你拆咗我个门,仲拆埋我招牌
00:05:56拆你招牌系点呀?你无鬼用嘅
00:05:58全靠我贴豆腐,佢先至走呀
00:06:00我个有豆腐喇,正系你有呀
00:06:02师父师叔呀,你哋仲吵咩啫?
00:06:04嗰条云吉佬都走咗啦
00:06:06我哋明天会更好呀嘛
00:06:08
00:06:34大發
00:06:35嚟啦嚟啦师父
00:06:38嚟啦
00:06:43咩年纪呀,仲扮靚
00:06:47呢啲唔系扮靚,呢啲系儀表
00:06:50死乏鬼
00:06:52大發,我哋今日系邊度傾生意呀?
00:06:55個叔約咗我哋喺魚丸呀
00:06:56淨系你咩?
00:06:58仲唔行?
00:06:59
00:07:00哼,我都系
00:07:09
00:07:33大鑊,有啲賊鬥添
00:07:36兩位师父定咗咁耐啦
00:07:39老大等咗你兩位好耐啦
00:07:41跟我嚟呀
00:07:42跟我嚟呀
00:08:04老大,兩位師父嚟咗
00:08:07呢位系金漆招牌前真人
00:08:09呢位系...
00:08:11唔真人,派頭就佢大啲
00:08:14我哋呢行就唔講門面嘅
00:08:16最緊要就講實際
00:08:24有冇搞錯呀?
00:08:26連呢啲咁普通嘅常識都唔知
00:08:28咩事呀?
00:08:29死人系唔瞓得高枕㗎嘛
00:08:32唔系佢雙眼屏望
00:08:34嘩,大件事啦
00:08:36望到邊個就衰邊個㗎
00:08:38唔系㗎
00:08:41帶返
00:08:44冇錯,死人要瞓矮枕
00:08:47矮枕都有好多種嘅
00:08:51呢種系普通人瞓嘅
00:08:53呢種先系有錢佬瞓嘅
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00:09:12死人要銅錢掟口
00:09:14唔系佢落到下面
00:09:16系又噏,唔系又噏
00:09:18對生人好唔老理㗎
00:09:22你又講啱呀
00:09:23不過銅錢系普通人用㗎
00:09:25好似老大咁有頭有面
00:09:27唔用返啲貴嘢點得呀
00:09:30帶返
00:09:34呢啲系唐太宗貞觀之寶
00:09:37系我先至有㗎啫
00:09:42呢啲留返你買粥啦
00:09:45生人就要面
00:09:47死人啊唔使咁講究嘅
00:09:49佢瞓矮枕都系唔掂㗎啦
00:09:51嗱,你睇佢啊
00:09:52雙眼向上望
00:09:54就會數屋樑
00:09:55系咁數下數下
00:09:57好容易會死人冧樓㗎
00:09:59嗱,應該用塊白布
00:10:02蓋住佢塊面
00:10:04啱啊
00:10:05死人要面,生人要啊
00:10:07搵塊咁嘅爛布黎蓋
00:10:09你話幾修奸啊
00:10:13我呢塊就唔同啦
00:10:18老大啊
00:10:19我呢個人啊老老實實
00:10:21有個句講個句
00:10:23嗱,我老老實實話比你知啊
00:10:25呢條鹹魚啊生成個衰樣
00:10:28生前啊
00:10:29唔使搵做埋好多陰質嘢啊
00:10:31
00:10:32俾啲嘢你睇下啦
00:10:36依家叫你睇相咩啊
00:10:37人都死咗啦
00:10:38都唔醒目架
00:10:41老大啊老大啊
00:10:42聽聽聽啊
00:10:43我老老實實話比你知啊
00:10:45呢條鹹魚啊
00:10:46你要好好地處理
00:10:48唔係佢就一定會變
00:10:50變?
00:10:51仲有啊
00:10:52個鬚腳變成青白
00:10:53唔信我剃比你睇下啊
00:10:55本來有鬚變咗無鬚咪仲難睇啊
00:10:57你剃死人嘅鬚同剃生人嘅眼眠
00:10:59有乜分別啊
00:11:01我老老實實話比你知
00:11:03你等
00:11:09你哋兩個神棍
00:11:11呃神騙鬼就得
00:11:14喺我面前整蠱造怪就唔使指引
00:11:17你哋應該知道我係邊個啊
00:11:20錢呢
00:11:22我大把
00:11:23但係細佬就只係得一個
00:11:25所謂有今生就無來世
00:11:28我要你哋將我細佬運返鄉下
00:11:30好好地咁安葬
00:11:32有咩差錯
00:11:33你哋知道後果會點
00:11:38我亦老老實實話比你知
00:11:41呢單生意
00:11:42我已經決定交比佢做㗎啦
00:11:46老大你放心
00:11:47我用人頭擔保
00:11:49一定平平安安
00:11:50完完整整
00:11:51將你細佬運返鄉下
00:11:53入土為安
00:11:54
00:11:57我哋係咁易
00:11:58寫番張字條啦
00:12:00好啊
00:12:03師叔啊
00:12:05唔使多過講啊
00:12:07你師父好嘢啊
00:12:08我老老實實話比你知啊
00:12:10做生意唔可以老老實實啊
00:12:12睇下點
00:12:19七七四十九號釘啊
00:12:22又要排成一字形
00:12:24有排釘啊
00:12:26誇唔誇張啲啊
00:12:28唔係誇張
00:12:29係必須的
00:12:32師父啊
00:12:33你老老實實話比我知啊
00:12:35師叔有冇車天車地啊
00:12:37佢識得車天車地
00:12:38就唔使撈得咁煤啦
00:12:40不過呢單嘢啊
00:12:41我哋都好惡狠㗎
00:12:43我查過啦
00:12:45呢個大哥係陰年陰月陰日陰時出世㗎
00:12:48在生嘅時候做埋晒啲陰質嘢
00:12:50死嘅時候仲死得陰陰濕濕啊
00:12:52佢點死㗎
00:12:54被癲狗咬死囉
00:12:55你唔見佢肚到有兩個窿咩
00:13:03咁你又唔使咁驚
00:13:08呢個大哥嘅大大哥雖然嚟惡啫
00:13:10我都唔擔心啊
00:13:11我最擔心嘅就係你師叔會喺途中搞我哋啫
00:13:14唔會吧
00:13:33大發
00:13:34帶齊啲嘢咩啊
00:13:35木劍山雞血王符
00:13:37慈光師用嘅嘢都帶齊啦
00:13:38咁開車啦
00:13:49今日係陰年陰月嘅陰日
00:13:51仲未到陰時
00:13:53你睇下個月光
00:13:57幾圓啊
00:13:58今晚個月光
00:14:00師父正個大哥條屍真係話變就變㗎啦
00:14:03你個變魔術咩話變就變
00:14:05殭屍變起上嚟真係話都冇咁容易啦
00:14:08人死入土為安
00:14:10入土唔安死唔斷氣嗰陣啊
00:14:12隨時會變殭屍啊
00:14:14好似你咁
00:14:16學茅山學得半桶水就學人去改屍
00:14:18行屍都會變殭屍啊
00:14:20都係屍一條啫
00:14:22死屍呢就得個樣
00:14:24行屍呢就紮紮條
00:14:26殭屍就唔同啦
00:14:27師父又點唔同法啦
00:14:29殭屍呢力大無窮係咁要紮
00:14:35所以呢我叫你將副棺材釘到密密實實
00:14:39密密實實
00:14:42就嚟陰屍啦喎仲唔開車
00:14:45等佢嚟
00:14:59咩呀
00:15:05咩呀
00:15:10咩呀
00:15:17扣啦扣啦
00:15:18扣啲月光啦
00:15:19盡量扣啦
00:15:20唔使畀錢啦
00:15:21唔使同我嚇佢啦
00:15:23扣啦
00:15:29扣啦扣啦
00:15:30扣啲月光啦
00:15:31扣啲月光啦
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00:15:51行啦
00:16:06師父 發生咩事呀
00:16:07中文咩事
00:16:09秀都比人睇埋啦
00:16:10梗係你師叔做架
00:16:11即刻趕去前段個樹林
00:16:13要唔時到就不堪是想架啦
00:16:14哦 嚟
00:16:21Oh
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