Angela Anaconda- L'arbre généalogique (épisode français) Tchopi en Francais
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00:00Without looking at the pictures of her life before the color.
00:03This picture was taken on the day of the inauguration of the statue of Marguerite,
00:07the cow that saved Robin Eville.
00:10Oh! And this is me pretending to be Traer Marguerite.
00:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
00:18This is Grandpa Petsec who sculpted the statue in honor of the most brave bovine
00:23ever to come up on four legs.
00:25Even the most idiotic Robin Eville knows the story of Marguerite,
00:29because if she hadn't been there, Robin Hood wouldn't have existed.
00:32According to the legend, Marguerite galloped through the city to warn people that her stable had been set on fire.
00:39The fire was put out before it ravaged the city, and Marguerite became a heroine.
00:45Oh, how did this slide get here?
00:49Wow, Mrs. Petsek was already doing nudism when she was a baby.
00:53Now that you know everything about my genealogical tree, I'd like to know everything about yours.
00:57You're going to do research on the history of your family and tell me what role your ancestors played in the development of Robin Hood.
01:03Oh!
01:05But I moved here last year!
01:08I can't wait to start my research because I'm sure the Manoir family did a lot for Robin Hood.
01:13I wonder what role the Anacondas played in the history of this city.
01:16You know, Angela, to learn about it, you might have to start with the zoo.
01:19Your genealogical tree is the same as monkeys.
01:23Nanette Manoir will see that I'm not the only one here.
01:26I'm going to show him who has the best family history of the two of us.
01:35Can you stop fighting for a minute?
01:38I have to ask you something important.
01:40Hey, Derek!
01:41His Highness is very stupid.
01:42I have a question.
01:43Go ahead, we're listening.
01:45I have to find the role that my family played, which is unfortunately also your family, in the development of Robin Hood.
01:52It's easy!
01:53The great-uncle of the Anacondas, uh...
01:56A real star!
01:58Get your umbrella off my nose!
02:00Who's that?
02:02Our great-uncle of the Anacondas.
02:04He always held the record for the longest distance of projection of crachats.
02:07He's a great figure of Robin Hood, my dear.
02:107.97 meters, I think.
02:13Thank you for this completely useless information.
02:17Okay, can you put your umbrella back on my nose?
02:20Oh, Angela!
02:22You're just in time to admire my special sculpture.
02:24What's so special about it?
02:26It's a pile of cardboard boxes.
02:28It's what's inside the boxes that makes it special.
02:30Hi, Angelo!
02:32So, what do you want to ask us?
02:34I have to find out what role our family played in the development of Robin Hood.
02:38It's easy!
02:40Our great-uncle of the Anacondas.
02:42Isn't there another famous person in the family who's famous?
02:44You should ask your grandmother, Lou.
02:46She knows all the Anacondas.
02:48Grandmother Lou is here?
02:50The time when Sheriff Boone forgot that his alligator Barney
02:52had punctured the tires of his patrol car.
02:56Grandmother Lou!
02:58Here's my little green trunet.
03:00You're just in time to sniff my world-famous fruit,
03:02the Crevices des Marais.
03:06Grandmother Lou, you were born a long time ago.
03:08So, do you know what role our family played
03:10in the development of Robin Hood?
03:12Let's see.
03:15There's the great-uncle of the Anacondas,
03:17Ebenezer, who owns...
03:19Forget it.
03:21I think that apart from sniffing,
03:23the Anacondas are good at nothing.
03:25Yeah, I think you're right.
03:27There's only one sniffer,
03:29and that miserable old cow, Marguerite.
03:31Marguerite?
03:33So, for the very first time,
03:35I, Angela Anaconda,
03:37can't wait to make my presentation
03:39because I know that my ancestors owned Marguerite,
03:41the cow that saved Robin Hood.
03:44If it wasn't for the Abatis family,
03:46there wouldn't be pizza sauce
03:48spiced with Robin Hood today.
03:50Yay!
03:52Now, with, in my opinion,
03:54one of the most captivating presentations,
03:56I call Nanette Manoir.
03:58Nanette Manoir?
04:00The only positive thing that the Manoirs have done
04:02for this city is to go on vacation.
04:04Thank you, Madame Petzec.
04:06I'll start by saying that without the Manoir family,
04:08none of you would be here today
04:10because it's my great-aunt, Beatrice Manoir,
04:12who owned Marguerite,
04:14the cow that saved Robin Hood.
04:16Yay!
04:22Yeah, and thanks to Marguerite,
04:24I have a bike because the drugstore
04:26that has become a restaurant, then a bookstore,
04:28then a bike shop hasn't burned down.
04:30Thank you, Nanette.
04:32I can't believe it, Gina Lash.
04:34How can Nanette Bavoire say that she's
04:36coming down from Marguerite's land
04:38when I'm really coming down from Marguerite's land?
04:40Oh, you're nothing but a cow's skin,
04:42my dear Angela Anaconda.
04:44These are all lies. You're nothing but jealousy.
04:46It's typical of you, Angela.
04:48I'm complaining, you know.
04:50Believe me, I'm going to prove that Marguerite
04:52belonged to my ancestors and I'll do it at all costs.
04:54And how are you going to do that?
04:56With the help of a great friend.
05:01How long are we going to stay here?
05:03Uncle Nicky says that books are bad for seduction.
05:06Angela, I've found a clue.
05:08It's written here that the only known photograph of Marguerite
05:12is on page 17.
05:15Wait a minute, I don't see page 17.
05:17Where's page 17?
05:21Johnny beat me. It was page 17.
05:23Oh, sorry.
05:24Wait a minute.
05:26I remember seeing a picture of a cow
05:28in an old album in my attic.
05:30Maybe it's a picture of Marguerite.
05:35What's the matter, Angela?
05:37Did you find a picture of a cow?
05:39No, but I found my camera
05:41which had disappeared because I'd lost it somewhere
05:43and I don't remember where.
05:45Look at this picture of Angela Anaconda.
05:47She's dressed in a strange way and she's walking around with a cow.
05:50It's not me, Johnny beat me
05:52because it's my great aunt, Angela.
05:54Here's the proof I was looking for
05:56to prove that my ancestors owned Marguerite.
05:58Good job, Johnny beat me.
06:00But Angela, how can you be sure it's Marguerite?
06:03It could be another cow.
06:05I can only see one way to find out.
06:12You see, it matches perfectly.
06:14It's definitely a picture of Marguerite
06:16which proves that I, Angela Anaconda,
06:19am the real descendant of the owner of Marguerite,
06:22the cow that saved Robin Hood.
06:29Oh, look who's here.
06:30It's dear Angela Anaconda from the very illustrious family
06:33that didn't own Marguerite.
06:34Nanette Manoir, I'll prove to you without a shadow of a doubt
06:37that you're wrong, given that I'm completely right.
06:41Thank you so much for finding the other half of my picture.
06:46I really think it proves once and for all
06:48that Marguerite was and will always be a manor.
06:51But then why is Angela Angela's aunt in the picture?
06:54It's simple.
06:55Anaconda gave birth to the cows for us.
06:57By the way, I forgot to order a drink with my pizza.
07:00Angela, would you be so kind as to get me some milk?
07:06So, Nanette Manoir thinks she can give me orders
07:09as if I were her farm daughter, it seems.
07:11Well, I'm going to show her what life at the farm is like.
07:16Hey, Nanette Cow Booze,
07:18since you know so much about cows,
07:20why don't you go and get me some fresh milk?
07:31Oh, Nini Moo, I'll tell her.
07:33You're all wet.
07:35A change of clothes is necessary, perhaps.
07:37Something more appropriate for life at the farm.
07:43Oh dear, perhaps red is a colour
07:45that doesn't suit you so well, after all.
07:49How nice of you, Nanette Cattleman,
07:51to go into the chicken coop to get some good eggs.
07:57I prefer my eggs boiled, me.
08:00Come on, Nini Moo,
08:02this isn't the time to take a bath.
08:05You're all wet.
08:06You're not going to be late for the rodeo.
08:09Today, you're going to have the pleasure
08:11of riding our friend, Marguerite the Snail.
08:13Although I doubt you'll stay on her back for long,
08:15since she doesn't seem to know you.
08:19Oh, Angela, you're the real descendant
08:21of Marguerite's owners, not me.
08:23Please, don't let me land on the ground, it's hard.
08:26You'll scream, perched billions of kilometres from the ground.
08:29And since I'm a very kind person,
08:31I'll come and make up for your fall with this game,
08:34with your cow's milk.
08:40Ah, there you are, Angie, my angel.
08:44I wanted to say goodbye to you before I left.
08:47Unfortunately, I'm going back to the Everglades.
08:50No, little crocodile, you've found the other piece of my photo.
08:54It's a photo?
08:55Yeah, I've been looking for it for years.
08:59Ah, so you're impressed by the duck, eh?
09:02Hey, did you see that?
09:03There's a very surprising little detail.
09:05I only see Marguerite's back legs and a lantern right next to them.
09:09Exactly, and look at the date the photo was taken.
09:13February 11th, 1901.
09:16Yes, my treasure, the day the great fire started.
09:20Which means that this photo was taken just before
09:22this valiant genius took her courage to four legs and saved Robinette.
09:26Or just before Marguerite threw a sabre at the lantern
09:29and started the great fire of Robinette.
09:33Oh, I knew this cow was a walking disaster.
09:37Phew, I'm relieved not to be related to the owner of the cow
09:41who started this fire, like a certain person whose name I won't mention,
09:45Nanette Manoir.
09:47Did I tell you about my great-uncle, Ibenezer Anaconda,
09:50who threw the longest firecracker in the history of the city?
09:56Oui, sept mètres.