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00:00Hello, welcome to O.B. and Blöd, I'm glad you're here.
00:18Ahem, Schnatterschmute, the show has already begun. It's time for your announcement.
00:23Yes, yes, hopefully I can pronounce this stupid place this time.
00:26Ufkupufkutuffendorf. Oh, it's not that hard. Then I'll make it in my announcement. Ufkupufkutuffendorf.
00:32And action!
00:39Hello, welcome to O.B. and Blöd. Today we have a lot of funny stories with Captain O.B.,
00:44and with the bears, and with Heinblöd, and of course we have something new for you from Ufkupufkupuf.
00:51Oh, crap, I can't get this word out again. What's the name of the calf?
00:56Ufkupufkutuffendorf.
00:58Yes, exactly, Ufkupufkutuffendorf. Have fun!
01:01Thank you very much.
01:15Oh, there's another one!
01:17Quick, wish for something!
01:19But don't tell, or it won't come true.
01:22Look, O.B., there are a lot of starfruits today.
01:25Pah, all poor fairytales. Starfruits are nothing but fleeting appearances of heaven.
01:31Sorry that we bothered you with fleeting appearances of heaven.
01:35Our O.B., the connoisseur of the universe.
01:37That's right. Your O.B. has even ridden on a comet before.
01:41Nonsense!
01:42That's not nonsense, I can prove it.
01:46We want to see that!
01:48That was when I was a surfing world champion.
01:51What does surfing have to do with comets?
01:54A whole lot.
01:56But it doesn't seem to interest you, does it?
01:59We're listening.
02:00Tell us, O.B.
02:01Without interrupting me?
02:03Without interrupting!
02:05All right.
02:06I was at a surfing competition in Hawaii.
02:10I was riding on the highest wave summit.
02:13No other colleague would have dared to go there.
02:16Bubbling gush washed me around with shiny drops.
02:21I was reverently called the blue surfer.
02:25And one day I caught the highest wave of all.
02:29It was so powerful that it threw me straight into space.
02:35I was the first bear to surf over the Milky Way.
02:39And from an ugly giant comet I was pulled through half of the universe and back.
02:49Didn't you say you even rode on the comet?
02:53Yes, exactly.
02:55I noticed with horror that the old comet had taken course for Earth.
03:00A terrible threat to our planet.
03:04The situation required a fearless, fearless man.
03:10A hero of superhuman intelligence and strength.
03:15Let me guess, you stopped the comet, O.B.?
03:19Indeed.
03:20And how did you manage to do that?
03:22When I saw that the comet was unstoppably racing towards Earth,
03:28I swung on the comet,
03:30knotted a rope out of its tail and pulled it towards me.
03:36It took two hours.
03:38Then the lamp was broken.
03:41So that it couldn't cause any more damage,
03:44I tied it to the Saturn ring and tied it tight.
03:48Then I surfed directly back to Earth.
03:52As a thank you, after my return to New York,
03:55a space school prepared a confetti parade for me.
03:58They always do that when someone has saved Earth.
04:01I've never heard of that comet.
04:04And I've never heard of a confetti parade for a fat, blue liar.
04:08O.B. just watches too many movies.
04:10So you want proof?
04:12Exactly!
04:13Here, I took this as a souvenir.
04:17Huh?
04:18Huh?
04:19There you are.
04:20What?
04:21Very convincing proof.
04:23Leave it alone, O.B.
04:25We'd rather go back to stargazing.
04:28And wish us something?
04:30What?
04:31Well, that's...
04:34Whoa!
04:36Whoa!
04:44Help!
04:45Hey, that's a thing! It worked!
04:48What's going on?
04:49Crazy!
04:50Help!
04:51Do you want to know what we just wished for?
04:54If you lied to us, you'll grow big ears.
04:57And huge front teeth.
04:59And a walrus beard.
05:02So there seems to be something about the wishing.
05:05More than in your story.
05:07Are you doing it right away or is there something else?
05:11Unfortunately, we're powerless, O.B.
05:13But you can wait for the next stargazer and wish for something yourself.
05:16Well...
05:19Just wait.
05:20When I look normal again, I wish you hair up to the ground.
05:25And ears as big as sailboats.
05:28And purple fur.
05:30And...
05:31And...
05:32And...
05:33And the mouth.
05:36Well, that was a nice story.
05:38The lying baron got short legs while telling it.
05:41Or was it a long nose?
05:59Ha ha!
06:00I'm so happy!
06:02In the oven is a delicious roast.
06:06Prepared by me with master hands.
06:09Oh!
06:11Ah!
06:12It's done.
06:15Yes, get it out quickly.
06:20Damn, the door is jammed.
06:22What am I going to do now?
06:25Hey, Knus!
06:29Oh, now he can't hear me again.
06:32Knus!
06:35Knus!
06:37Wait a minute!
06:39What's going on?
06:41I'm just in stress.
06:43Knus, you have to help me very quickly.
06:47Of course.
06:48Only with Knus everything will be fine.
06:52Well, he can do something too.
06:58The roast has to get out of the oven.
07:01But the door is jammed.
07:03Relax.
07:04I've got it under control.
07:11Wow!
07:12What a power!
07:14Oh no!
07:15You're crazy, my beautiful roast!
07:19Sorry.
07:20But it couldn't be done faster.
07:22Where is my roast now?
07:26Hein?
07:30I think the weather will be nice.
07:32The roasts are flying so low today.
07:34Oh no!
07:46What's in, what's out.
07:48Hein is listening on the street.
07:50Here is the current survey.
07:56Wait a minute, Knus.
08:01Hello!
08:02Today we have a topic in our current survey,
08:06that we are all very interested in.
08:09Oh, it's already burning.
08:11New microphone, please.
08:13So, and now comes our question.
08:16Hey, you there!
08:18Hello!
08:20I have a survey for you.
08:24Do you also think that construction workers
08:27should wear a paint bucket on their head instead of helmets?
08:33And a pot bucket?
08:36Blondie!
08:37No!
08:38No!
08:39Never!
08:40Aha!
08:41Now we know.
08:42Ufku Pufku Tuffendorf says no to construction workers
08:45with paint buckets on their heads.
08:47And why not?
08:49Or so.
08:50And bye.
08:53Wow!
08:54I almost couldn't shut my mouth again.
08:58Or open it?
08:59Well, you didn't really believe that, did you?
09:03What?
09:05Children, that's it again.
09:07And now our farewell song.
09:09Oh no!
09:11One, two, four.
09:15The show is over, today it was nice again.
09:18And our captain has a brain in front of his head.
09:21Holla de hi!
09:23Holla de ho!
09:25Hey, brother!
09:27Something like that.
09:28I accidentally dropped a box from the shelf.
09:32No.
09:33So, bye then!
09:51Bye!
09:52Bye!