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08:48How can you just ride off like that?
08:51I wasn't even done with the make-up yet.
08:54Mademoiselle, that is unforgivable.
09:06You have to relax, Miss Jenny.
09:09This is all just half too wild.
09:13You can't make it too stiff, Miss Jenny.
09:16Hang on. I have an idea.
09:25This seatbelt is really a practical thing. You should get it patented.
09:30Make a circle. We'll spend the night here.
09:34Now everything is in butter.
09:37For heaven's sake, someone stole my jewelry.
09:41Didn't you just put it away?
09:43No, it was in a cassette in the back of my car.
09:46Don't worry. We'll find it.
09:49I made a little treat for you from my Irish homeland.
09:55If I had known that, I would have stayed in St. Louis.
09:59Now I understand why so many Irish people leave their country.
10:02This phrase must be ticklish.
10:04I'd rather eat Jolly's oats.
10:08Oh, what's that horrible howling?
10:11Those are coyotes. They'll be quiet in a minute. Watch out.
10:22All of a sudden, they stopped.
10:25How did you do that?
10:26Thanks to Jenny's Irish cuisine.
10:29A telegram for Mr. Luke.
10:33Thank you very much. Be so kind and read it to me.
10:36Killer Kelly has escaped from prison. Stop.
10:39She is to hide in her transport as a woman. Stop.
10:43Attention, dangerous gangster. Stop.
10:46If I want to get rid of him, it comes to the bloodbath.
10:50Where can he hide?
10:52Mon Dieu, my shaving soap is missing.
10:57To find the killer, I have to find out which of the women is shaving.
11:03Hey, Mr. Luke, I thought you'd have such an excellent look.
11:07Excuse me, Miss Fiona, but it's really not what you think.
11:13Of course I didn't look.
11:18And off we go.
11:21And off we go.
11:31Could she be the killer? She's as strong as a man.
11:41And today's menu is Irish stew.
11:46One day I'll cook a specialty of my homeland for us.
11:50A bouillabaisse.
11:52That really tastes even better.
11:58But these thieves do show that the killer is among us.
12:05Tighten the horses again, we're moving on.
12:11Ouch!
12:13Ouch!
12:14Aren't you ashamed to whistle at girls like you whistle at horses?
12:18But Miss Fiona, I whistled at my horse.
12:21You're not ashamed to whistle at me like you whistle at a girl.
12:25Everything okay, Hank?
12:27Yeah, but with the women, you never know what they're going to do next.
12:33I bet the car in front of us points to the right and drives to the left.
12:38These women are unpredictable, even if they do something right.
12:52I have a feeling that we're being watched.
12:58Since some dangers may come your way,
13:01Hank and I will show you how to deal with a gun properly.
13:06Just a moment.
13:07Mr. Hank can only participate if he has solved the math problem.
13:12I learned that at the Western Circus.
13:14You close your left eye and count to the bottle with the other one.
13:22Don't you want to join in, Pierre?
13:24I can deal with razors and scissors, but not with the shooting gun.
13:28Are you ready, ladies? Fire!
13:36Bravo, Fanny! Bullseye!
13:43There are squirrels! Lots of squirrels!
13:58Give me the newspaper, Evelyn!
14:01Look at that!
14:03Lucky Luke is bringing a convoy of women to the West.
14:07Well, and?
14:08That brings me to an idea.
14:15That smells better than Jenny's Irish coal pump.
14:19This howl drives me crazy.
14:22I don't like this howl either.
14:31THE WESTERN CIRCUS
14:41Well, maybe this is our man.
14:43These hair...
14:44This could be a wig.
14:46Now I would know.
14:50Oh, Luke! I love you too.
14:53I was just about to pick some flowers for you.
14:56Yes, well, excuse me, Miss Kate.
14:59This is a regrettable mistake.
15:01Sacre bleu de ciel!
15:03Someone ate my croquement!
15:06That doesn't matter.
15:08There is still enough Irish dew.
15:11Our man is obviously a gourmet.
15:19Are you ready to leave?
15:21We're still waiting for Jane, Mr. Luke.
15:23She hasn't come back from fetching water yet.
15:37The great Manitou!
15:39A white woman has two scalps.
15:43Give that back or you'll have a hole in your belly.
15:49Keep the scalp. You've earned it.
15:52Thank you very much, paleface.
15:54It will do well back at my saddle.
15:57And as for you, my pretty,
15:59the Sheriff of Rabbit Creek will be happy to receive you.
16:03Thank you very much, Luke.
16:05You should rather thank the Indians.
16:10Did everything go well, Luke?
16:12Yes.
16:13But now we only have 14 women for 15 men.
16:16That's a problem.
16:22I greet you, great chief.
16:24Why are you blocking the way for a few weak squaws?
16:28Warriors brought this scalp.
16:31I, your chief, would also like to have some.
16:36My heart bleeds.
16:38The most beautiful wigs from Paris.
16:42More! More!
16:44It must be enough for all warriors.
16:47Oh, God!
16:48Oh, my beautiful dog!
16:53Oh, the hat was for my wedding.
16:56It's better to marry without a hat than without a scalp.
16:59And now we invite our red brothers to share our food with us.
17:04There is Irish stew.
17:06That's something delicious.
17:12It's time to smoke the peace pipe.
17:16Listen, great chief.
17:18Tobacco and alcohol are pure poison for humans.
17:21It destroys them physically and morally.
17:24All right.
17:25Then we'll bury the peace pipe just like that.
17:29Goodbye, my brothers.
17:31Goodbye, Lucky Luke.
17:35Soon we will reach the canyon of the Bussard.
17:38There is a bridge.
17:40I mean, there was once a bridge.
17:44If we have to look for another crossing, it will take a lot of time.
17:49A tornado!
18:01Sacre bleu!
18:05Look at that!
18:07We're already on the other side.
18:09But I have a runaway.
18:11I fixed everything, Luke.
18:13We can go on.
18:15Wait for me!
18:17Wait for me!
18:19I'm Jane Force.
18:21A gangster took my place with him.
18:23Don't worry.
18:25He's not there anymore.
18:27The only difficulty is how we get you over here.
18:30Oh, well, I guess I have to go back.
18:41Bravo!
18:48Bravo!
18:50My horse, I don't want it to be left alone!
18:52Oh, no.
18:54That's big enough to walk alone.
18:56I'm sorry, but then I'll have to go back.
19:06Bravo!
19:08On the way. Full speed ahead, nothing to worry about.
19:15Well, well. Now we're going up into the mountains.
19:25We could also renew the vehicle.
19:29You have to make the car lighter.
19:33Get off and walk.
19:38And now push the car.
19:43But the woman doesn't get her oats as a gift.
19:47We can store them here. Cover yourself well, it's getting cold.
19:55One thing you have to leave to the women, Henk.
19:59They are not to be discouraged.
20:02What are you actually knitting?
20:11Tighten the horses, we're moving on.
20:18When you're done laughing, hopefully you'll take it out on me.
20:22That's a terrible scratch.
20:25That's a terrible scratch.
20:29Let's just let the car roll down.
20:35This is the most beautiful part of the journey.
20:41The desert is ahead of us.
20:47Decide who sits on the coach and who stays behind.
20:51Ration the water, put on the horse cover, breathe through your nose and talk as little as possible.
21:08You know, this is the worst part of the journey.
21:11This is no longer a track of pioneers, this is the purest fashion show.
21:17If Luke shows up here with his women, we can finally pay him back.
21:22Everel, tomorrow you'll see yourself in the city without anyone recognizing you.
21:31Henk, ride to Purgatory and tell them we're coming.
21:41We're coming!
21:47The next one, please.
21:52The next one, please.
21:59They're here!
22:02Lucky Luke, you did it!
22:05God bless you.
22:08Amen!
22:10It's great that you're here!
22:14Hello!
22:17And now you should get to know each other.
22:20Oh, he's so sweet.
22:22Can you read and write?
22:24No, but I guess I'll have to be able to do it soon.
22:28Sayonara.
22:32For good and bad days, I declare you united by the covenant of marriage.
22:392,000 kilometers through hell for a ceremony of five minutes.
22:45And now, Wedge, you are the first of your kind to marry your mayor.
22:51Power of my office!
22:53And I don't have a bridal gown?
22:55Jenny doesn't have a bridal gown.
22:57No bridal gown.
22:58No bridal gown.
22:59No bridal gown.
23:00No bridal gown.
23:02But where is your bridal gown?
23:04In prison, and there it stays.
23:06A few days ago, Sam, the bartender, said to him,
23:09but he's yours.
23:11I'm so unhappy.
23:14And if you jumped in for him, Lucky Luke?
23:17But I can't take care of my wife either.
23:22He doesn't want me.
23:24He doesn't want you?
23:26Good, you've convinced me.
23:29Hoch liebe Jenny, hoch liebe Lucky Luke!
23:33Hoch liebe Jenny, hoch liebe Lucky Luke!
23:38So it was.
23:40It was really heart-wrenching.
23:43Oh, you stupid idiot!
23:45You stupid idiot!
23:47I have another idea.
23:55You just need to move into Teddy's house.
23:58Danke, mein lieber Horace.
24:10Ich konnte deinen Revolver nicht mehr ansehen.
24:13Er war ganz dreckig.
24:15Ich hab auch deine Sachen gewaschen.
24:18Und hier sind noch neue.
24:21Du siehst schon viel besser aus.
24:24Ich hab hier eine Liste für ein paar Besorgungen gemacht.
24:30Komm nicht zu spät nach Hause.
24:32Es gibt Iris Dew zum Abendessen.
24:35Hallo Luke, wie geht es deiner Verlobten?
24:38Meiner Verlobten?
24:40Schließlich wird Jenny doch heiraten.
24:42Und wir haben den besten Sheriff des ganzen Westens.
24:47Herzliche Grüße an die ehlwürdige Verlobte.
24:52Und empfehlen Sie mich Ihrer Verlobten, Mr. Luke.
24:56Zieh die Stiefel aus, Luke.
24:58Ich entführe sie dir ganz kurz.
25:00Sie sind gleich wieder sauber.
25:09Die da, die werden wir entführen.
25:13Wir haben deine Verlobten in unserer Gewalt.
25:16Wenn du uns nachspionierst,
25:18können wir nicht für ihr hübsches Köpfchen garantieren.
25:21Gezeichnet Joe Dorton.
25:23Los Jolly, auf zum Bürgermeister.
25:29Also ich hab euch alles gesagt.
25:31Wir müssen eine Patrouille aufstellen.
25:34Immer langsam.
25:36Wir kennen die Kleine ja kaum.
25:38Sie ist eine Fremde.
25:40Wir müssen alles gründlich erwähnen.
25:42Schon gut, ich werde es auch alleine schaffen.
25:44Unter einer Bedingung.
25:46Hier ist ein parfümiertes Taschentuch von ihr.
25:48Damit kannst du ihre Spur aufnehmen.
25:56Iris Stu.
25:58Sie kann nicht mehr weit sein.
26:08Geht's dir nicht gut?
26:10Nein, du bist unsere Gefangene.
26:13Du hast uns hier nicht umzukommandieren.
26:19Das ist Lucky Luke.
26:21Ich hab sie.
26:23Warum schlägst du die Scheibe ein?
26:25Das Fenster kann man doch ganz leicht öffnen.
26:27Das macht man aber so, wenn man belagert wird.
26:33Wir haben eine Geisel Cowboy.
26:36Wir halten es wochenlang hier aus.
26:38Na los, wasch das.
26:40Ich kümmere mich um die Küche.
26:42Wie kommst du dazu, dich hier so aufzuspielen?
26:48Wir sind die Daltons.
26:50Die schlimmsten Banditen des Wilden Westens.
26:53Wasch dir die Hände, das Essen ist fertig.
27:00Das ist aber lecker, Miss Jenny.
27:03Das sieht ja aus wie Krötenbrei.
27:06Und jetzt?
27:08Du kennst doch Jenny. Wir brauchen nur zu warten.
27:17Heute Nachmittag werden wir schön die Wände streichen,
27:21Holz sägen, das Dach in Ordnung bringen und den Fußboden wischen.
27:25Du hast ein Stück Tabak.
27:27Und ein Schluck Schnaps.
27:30Der Tabak und der Alkohol sind reines Gift für den Menschen.
27:33Sie machen ihn körperlich und moralisch kaputt.
27:38Schluss jetzt. Wir sind keine kleinen Kinder mehr.
27:41Wir sind Banditen, Verbrecher. Also hör auf.
27:44Jetzt sind sie gar.
27:47Die Daltons wollen wieder ins Gefängnis zurück.
27:50Ich frag mich wirklich warum.
27:52Okay, Jenny. Sie sollen mit erhobenen Händen rauskommen.
28:00Ich werde mein Wort halten.
28:02Du hast die Daltons festgenommen und ich lasse Teddy frei.
28:09Und hiermit erkläre ich euch feierlich zu Mann und Frau.
28:15Ach Luke, meinst du nicht, dass du das noch bereust?
28:29Every problem with a gun
28:35And a finger on a trigger
28:40Can be dangerous for someone
28:47But problems solved much better
28:53By keeping calm and cool
28:59My heart's a mystic writing
29:06I ain't nobody's fool
29:14Lonesome cowboy
29:19Lonesome cowboy
29:26You're a long, long way from home
29:38Lonesome cowboy
29:43Lonesome cowboy
29:50You're a long, long way from home