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01:59The minimum offer is $50,000.
02:04$50,000 is offered here.
02:06I saw something like this two days ago as a letter complainer in a souvenir shop.
02:10It cost at least $3.
02:13$60,000. Thank you.
02:15$60,000 is offered. Do I hear $70,000?
02:19Thank you.
02:20$70,000.
02:22$80,000.
02:23Do I hear $80,000?
02:25The old lamp under the table is much more useful.
02:27T-Bob, you just offered $90,000 for the skull.
02:32$90,000.
02:34I didn't. I just did this.
02:36$100,000. Thank you.
02:38Hey, are you crazy? Let go of my telescope arms.
02:42$110,000.
02:44$110,000 is offered.
02:47$110,000 for the first, for the second and for...
02:58That's...
03:06Did you see that?
03:13The crystal skull is... it's gone!
03:17Gone?
03:18That can't be!
03:21Oh no!
03:22No!
03:23I'm sorry, gentlemen. We can't continue the auction.
03:26We have to investigate this case first.
03:28Oh, Mr. Tracker, how embarrassing.
03:30I don't know what to say.
03:32You, as one of our best customers...
03:34Now, slowly. There must be an explanation.
03:37It was very bright around the skull.
03:39Maybe someone stole it when we couldn't look.
03:43But the doors were all guarded.
03:45The thief couldn't have disappeared unnoticed.
03:47There's a hole in the ground.
03:48But for such a big skull, it's probably too small.
03:51Maybe it's a sophisticated device around the skull...
03:56T-Bob!
03:57Scott, step aside.
03:59Combros, we'll push the base away.
04:01Okay, Mac.
04:06This is unbelievable.
04:08T-Bob, did you hurt yourself?
04:10It hurts the sensors that I fell for this old trick.
04:16Uh-oh.
04:18What's that thing?
04:20T-Bob, what did you find?
04:22It's a mini-laser.
04:24It was pointed at the base.
04:27And that's what brought the skull to light.
04:29And someone was sitting in this hole all this time?
04:33You can be sure that the thief is leading somewhere.
04:36Then he must have used the trapdoor down there and caught the skull.
04:39Why this skull?
04:41There are much more valuable objects here.
04:44That's true, but...
04:45There are supposed to be people who carry a complete spare pair of bearings.
04:49It's more likely that someone knows the true powers of the skull.
04:55My name is Crowley from the Archaeological Institute.
04:59If this crystal skull falls into the hands of criminals, it will be dangerous.
05:07Very, very dangerous.
05:09I'm curious whether we have stored data on the skull.
05:13MESC computer, I want all information about the crystal skull.
05:17It was discovered during excavations in Central America.
05:20Most likely it came from the ancient Mayan culture.
05:23What? They have already made letter complaints?
05:26I wonder who they got mail from.
05:29A legend says that through the eyes of the crystal skull,
05:33the skull of the Mayan king,
05:36A legend says that through the eyes of the crystal skull,
05:39everything is revealed.
05:47Ah, there's a bench.
05:49Drive to the back entrance.
05:50Okay.
05:56Knock on the door politely.
06:07What are you up to, Mayan?
06:09Are you trying to get away with a cheap bank robbery?
06:12I thought we were just going to shred this crystal skull.
06:15Let's see. Don't be so impatient.
06:18I just want to experiment a little.
06:21Today is Sunday. No one will bother me.
06:24And you least of all.
06:26It doesn't matter to me that I rob a bank,
06:29but how I turn this thing.
06:31But that's probably too high for you jackasses.
06:34That's the way it should be.
06:40Aha, so the legend is true.
06:42It's the pure truth.
06:44I can see through the thick armored door.
06:47Digger, give me the numbers. I'll tell you.
06:51Hey, you get in there easier than a garden leaf.
07:00Light waves that pass through the skull will gradually disappear.
07:05It's a miracle.
07:07A miracle?
07:08What?
07:10That's what I call a miracle.
07:12You can't see through the thick door.
07:14It's a miracle.
07:16Light waves that pass through the skull are ionized by the crystal.
07:21Analysis of the material without results.
07:23Aha, your computer has probably never analyzed a letter complainer.
07:30Matt, can you explain to me what Rex and Decker are doing near a bank?
07:34Especially on such a beautiful Sunday morning.
07:37Well, if you ask me, there can only be one reason for that.
07:40We have to intervene.
07:41Now there's action!
07:46Don't come up with weird ideas, you two.
07:48You're going to look at the city now.
07:50Hey!
07:52Oh, man!
07:53Suggestion! We're going to the prison island of Alcatraz now and look for Venum cells.
07:57Leave me alone with this Alcatraz!
08:00I'm always sent on a sightseeing tour.
08:11What's the matter, Decker? Don't get carried away with the little money.
08:14Oh, I think it's very practical when you always have a little money with you.
08:23No, I just don't believe it.
08:25They show up as safe as the ants at the picnic.
08:28It's a mask. We should disappear.
08:30So let's break up. We'll come back.
08:33Rex, deal with them first.
08:35Decker, you pack the big bills.
08:45Stiletto, action!
08:50How do they know we're here?
08:52Well, sometimes even man has the insight.
09:00Ah, Grosato, the rice pudding.
09:03The other one? He looks familiar to me, too.
09:08You're not going to let us go easy, are you?
09:11That's what I thought. Matt Twiker.
09:14The mask boss himself.
09:17Decker, let's go.
09:34Mask Computer, select the best agents suitable for this mission.
09:38Selection as follows. Gloria Baker, car racing driver.
09:42Black belt in Kung Fu. Specialist for San Francisco.
09:46Vehicle codename Chum.
09:48Dustin Hayes, expert for operations off the coast of San Francisco.
09:52Vehicle codename Gator. Selection completed.
09:55Selection accepted.
09:57Mask, prepare the special command.
10:00Have you calmed down now? Can we make plans now?
10:04What I want to see is very clear.
10:07All right, we're going to Alcatraz.
10:09But wait, it's boring there. Then I'll lock you up in a cell.
10:15Venom!
10:19Let me go!
10:25Scott! Scott!
10:30Oh dear, poor Scott. I have to save him.
10:34Hello, Mask. Police.
10:36Forest army. Mountain guard.
10:38Oh, crap. I fell right on my radio.
10:41Oh dear, what am I supposed to do now?
10:43No one will ever find Scott again.
10:45But I will make it.
10:47Now the kids will have to deal with me.
10:50Watch out!
10:58You'll get huge cuts if you don't need me.
11:01You know who my father is, don't you?
11:03That's your bad luck, kid.
11:09Yoo-hoo! D-Warp, here I am!
11:12Incoming!
11:23I have to get that little tin man.
11:32Watch out, T-Bot! Get to safety!
11:39Now I see red.
11:43T-Bot!
11:45The little one has a sparkling temperament.
11:51Only one person can say that T-Bot has no sparkling ideas.
12:01T-Bot! T-Bot! T-Bot!
12:06Hello?
12:07Hello, this is Miles Ma'am.
12:09Am I speaking to the honorable Mr. Tracker?
12:14You, uh, you've made a mistake.
12:17But Mr. Tracker, let's leave it at that.
12:20You can't hide from me anymore.
12:22So the legend is true.
12:24With the skull, he recognized us through our masks.
12:27Dad! Dad!
12:29It's me, Scott.
12:31Venom kidnapped me, but I'm not afraid.
12:34You heard him, Mr. Tracker.
12:36We have a boy.
12:38He's fine, but only as long as you do what I tell you.
12:41First, the mask will be released immediately
12:43and all material will be handed over to Venom.
12:45Location and time will be determined by us.
12:47Second...
12:51Those are my demands.
12:53And I hope for you that you will fulfill them.
12:57I'm afraid you won't get around it.
13:00Matt! T-Bot!
13:06What are you up to, Matt?
13:08No questions now.
13:10Get all the masks, all the secret computer data,
13:13including the identity cards of all the agents
13:15and their location from the headquarters.
13:18I don't understand.
13:20It has to look real.
13:22Venom can check our actions with the help of the Crystal Skull.
13:27That's the end of Mask.
13:29Too bad. At some point, I'd like to have a mask like that.
13:33This Skull. We have to find out more about him.
13:36Come on, we're looking for this Mr. Crawley from the auction.
13:47This package has something terribly final, don't you think?
13:51You can believe me, gentlemen.
13:53It's the only Crystal Skull there is.
13:55You offered it to me, didn't you?
13:57But you increased the price. Why?
14:00If I had been successful,
14:02I would have destroyed this beast as soon as possible.
14:05Man is an immature creature.
14:07The powers of this Crystal Skull would overwhelm any of us.
14:15If at all possible, he must be destroyed.
14:19Is it possible to destroy him?
14:21Oh yes, very simple.
14:23The Skull can see through everything, except himself.
14:26If his mirror image reflects the magical rays, he will break.
14:30By the way, any knowledge acquired by this Crystal Skull
14:35will be erased at the moment of destruction.
14:38What a waste.
14:50So, we have everything.
14:51Okay.
14:52M.A.M. demands a meeting at the Golden Gate Bridge on the day of the attack.
14:55With me alone.
14:57Scott's rescue is a priority.
14:59But then the Skull must be destroyed.
15:01Unfortunately, I don't know how yet.
15:03That's why I'm asking you for suggestions.
15:05So please.
15:06If you go alone and still accompanied, that would be a solution.
15:09Your puzzles are really ripe for a TV show, Bruce.
15:12Not bad at all, Bruce.
15:14T-Bob seems harmless.
15:16Maybe you can prepare him a little for our purposes.
15:19Always me.
15:20I think you put me together under an unfavorable star.
15:32Look, T-Bob.
15:33There's Alcatraz.
15:35Now you get to see it after all.
15:37At the moment, I'm not interested in that at all.
15:39I'm quite confused.
15:41What happens when I do something wrong?
15:43Don't worry.
15:44Keep your ears stiff.
15:45The stupid thing is, I don't have any ears at all.
15:51Dusty, we're in position and waiting here until Scott is safe.
15:56Understood.
15:58Oh man, without a mask, I feel like in the dreams where you forgot to put on your pants.
16:05Waiting is unbearable.
16:07Where are they?
16:10How?
16:12That's the one who kidnapped Scott.
16:30Just a little fog.
16:31So we can wrap up our business in peace.
16:35The stuff suppresses my optics.
16:42Good luck, T-Bob.
16:46Stop, Tracker.
16:47You should have come alone, I told you.
16:49Calm down.
16:50This robot only helped me with the transport.
16:52You can have it as a small addition.
16:55Go to the side.
16:56I want to check first if you don't want to put me in.
16:59T-Bob, now!
17:02Don't!
17:03That was your part.
17:04Now it's my turn.
17:06Get her!
17:12Now I'm going to die!
17:17You're a fat-headed T-Bob.
17:19Scott, go to the Thunder Falcon and call the others.
17:22Alright.
17:30Attention, attention!
17:31Everybody come here!
17:42T-Bob!
17:43Show the shield its reflection.
17:45Go against it!
17:55Don't go any further, Tracker!
17:57Viper, action!
18:02Do it, T-Bob!
18:04Do it, T-Bob!
18:09You know what, Ma'am?
18:10This is starting to get boring.
18:12Here's your skull.
18:18It's going to explode!
18:22Wait a minute.
18:23What are we doing here?
18:26Don't you want to eat a pizza?
18:33That's Mads!
18:36Oh, them again!
18:39Dad!
18:44Dad!
18:48Mads!
18:49Nice of you to come.
18:50I just started to feel a little lonely.
18:54What the hell is going on here?
18:56I can't remember anything.
18:59Finally, these giant guys are gone.
19:02Hey, watch out!
19:03No!
19:05Hey, what do you want?
19:07Let me down again!
19:14Dad, don't climb up.
19:15The rope is going to break.
19:17I'll get the lifter.
19:24That's it.
19:26That was awesome, Dusty!
19:28Hey, Mads.
19:29Better sit down.
19:30Otherwise I'll get a penalty because of you.
19:36T-Bob!
19:37What did you eat?
19:38And how old were you?
19:40Ha, ha, ha.
19:41Very funny, Scott.
19:42But you know I've always wanted to go to Alcatraz.
19:45And now I can watch it for free for 14 days.
19:56Scott, there are people down there trying to get a car.
20:00I'll call the police.
20:02Not necessary.
20:03They just changed the tire.
20:05So if you would call the police with every tire change ...
20:09You should definitely call the police.
20:11If the two men were actually car thieves.
20:14What then?
20:15You would have died of fear.
20:17Me?
20:55THEME SONG