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00:30La la la la
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00:42La la la la
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01:08Wow!
01:09The famous Captain Kidd lived on this island.
01:12The greatest sea thief of all time.
01:14Did he have his wooden leg on the left or right?
01:16Oh, T-Bone!
01:18The Caribbean islands have enormous mineral resources, Hondo.
01:21Yes, and thanks to your support, they can now also be promoted.
01:25Hey, look over there.
01:26That must be the entrance to Captain Kidd's treasure cave.
01:31You're right, Scott.
01:32But no one has managed to get to the bottom of the shaft yet.
01:35The treasure remains a legend.
01:49Hey, is that a welcome firework?
01:53Those are real cannonballs, Dad!
02:01Take cover!
02:06Hey, wait for me!
02:14Hey, I don't get it, Dad.
02:15Why are they shooting at us?
02:17Unfortunately, I don't have an explanation for that either, Scott.
02:24Now I finally know what it's like to be a bullet on the bullet train!
02:30Wow!
02:36Wow!
02:45The cannons have not been used for more than 300 years.
02:48We will pay a visit to the fortress.
02:50Listen, you can't expect me to believe you.
02:52In all that is sacred to me, Mr. Tracker, I can't explain it either.
02:56The guns went off on their own.
02:59The cannonballs almost shaved off my hair.
03:01Not just you, Matt.
03:04I can understand your excitement.
03:06But this is not the first time that the guns have gone off.
03:09Has that happened before?
03:11Last night.
03:12People are already starting to believe that it must be the spirit of Captain Kidd who is firing the shots.
03:16What? The spirit of Captain Kidd?
03:19No, T-Bob.
03:20You know, the real Captain Kidd stole gold and used the fortress as a hideout.
03:24When he was attacked by the British fleet, he disappeared.
03:27Can we take a look around?
03:29Of course.
03:30After all, you are a guest of our government and this building is a national monument.
03:40Ah, ordinary gunpowder.
03:42It could have been detonated by remote control.
03:45Possible.
03:47But the suspicion doesn't get us any further.
03:49I think we should take a closer look at the bullets that were fired at us.
03:58My plan works like a well-oiled machine.
04:05I think you are too early, Mayhem.
04:07Captain Kidd's spirit has only pulled out half of the cannonballs so far.
04:11Well done, well done.
04:12You shouldn't always look so black, Vanessa.
04:16Oh, the cannonballs are way too heavy for me.
04:18Why don't you join in, Miles?
04:20Because you're working for me.
04:23I always have to work like an animal and in the end I don't see any money.
04:26Melloy, you are a fool.
04:28Every time you get a job, you think you'll be cheated for your money.
04:32Miles is right. You are completely paranoid.
04:35That's called paranoia.
04:36And now drop the stupid ball and move your ass into the fortress.
04:39The cannons have to be reloaded.
04:43You said I should drop the thing.
04:45But not on my foot, you idiot.
04:50I'm glad I'm contributing to your entertainment.
04:54Listen to me, Mayhem.
04:56Instead of going on vacation, we're collecting cannonballs.
04:59What's the point of all this drama?
05:01You'll see.
05:13Hondo, get us a cannonball.
05:15I'll take care of the computer.
05:17Will do.
05:18Close the door.
05:23We can enter a ship in the meantime.
05:25Okay, aye-aye, Captain.
05:27But where are Kimmel and Körner?
05:29What do you mean by Kimmel and Körner?
05:31Don't you know the things on the musket?
05:33You aim through Kimmel and Körner.
05:35I have a better idea. I'll make a cannon out of you.
05:38What?
05:39Yes, and do you know what I'll make the ball out of?
05:42Honey.
05:44Two bungees, a pirate with honey.
05:46Hopefully the bees have collected enough honey.
05:49The tubes are full to the brim.
06:01That should be enough.
06:03This is the first honey cannonball in the world.
06:06Okay, let's put it in the pipe.
06:11Attention!
06:13Ready?
06:14Fire!
06:17Whoa!
06:21I guess honey isn't the right material after all.
06:27Looks like we'll have to escape quickly, like Captain Kidd did back then.
06:36Hurry, T-Bob, into the pipe!
06:46Oh, that was a close one.
06:48See you later!
06:54Either there's someone here who collects cannonballs,
06:57or someone took advantage of a bad joke.
06:59The things are gone.
07:01But there were at least two dozen of them here.
07:03I'm sorry.
07:04Hey, Dad!
07:05There's one here!
07:07Come with me.
07:11There's one here!
07:13There's one here!
07:15There's one here!
07:23There's half a cannonball than none at all.
07:26Look, there are steps in the wall.
07:30They weren't here yesterday.
07:32T-Bob, could you get us half a ball?
07:35But of course, Captain T-Bob can do anything.
07:46Oh, I'm not that clumsy after all.
07:52Let go of me!
07:54You're as stubborn as an old donkey.
07:56Get on with it!
07:59Oh no!
08:00Not that either!
08:01I've got you!
08:02Don't let her fall!
08:03Or she'll be lost forever!
08:09And what if I fall, sir?
08:12And what if I fall, sir?
08:15Stay calm, T-Bob.
08:16We'll take care of that.
08:23Don't worry, I'll help you.
08:31Now I'm not standing on my own feet,
08:33but on my own arms.
08:37Well, T-Bob, were you afraid of the black man?
08:40Hurry up, Dad!
08:41I'm coming!
08:52Matt!
08:53Dad!
08:59Don't worry, I'm okay.
09:01Huh?
09:10Salt water!
09:11We've got a flood, and it's putting pressure on the walls.
09:27How did I get here?
09:32Hondo, do something!
09:41He should be back by now.
09:43T-Bob, Hondo, we have to do something!
09:54T-Bob, you have to go fishing again.
09:57Aye, aye, sir!
10:02And now, down into the floods!
10:17Scott, I'm here!
10:21I'm glad to see you!
10:24Yes, I'm glad I didn't have to come all the way here.
10:27I'm glad to see you!
10:29Yes, I'm glad I didn't have to come all the way here.
10:40Why is someone cutting a cannonball in half and hollowing it out?
10:44I'm not sure, but I know it must have been done with a highly sensitive laser.
10:49I only know one pirate gang that has such a precision tool.
10:53Venom.
10:54Venom. I bet they're out here somewhere.
10:58Select the best agent for this mission.
11:01Selection as follows. Dusty Hayes, Stuntman with all special license plates.
11:05Code name Gator, currently busy in a pizzeria.
11:20Pirate function Hondo McLean, already on site.
11:23Selection accepted. Get the M.A.S.C. team ready for action.
11:30Hey, Captain!
11:33Damn, my eye flap keeps sliding down. Could you please fix it, Captain?
11:37But a captain won't let his first mate down.
11:41You're lucky. Here's one of the chewing gums we used to temporarily repair your wrist.
11:47Hey, wait a minute!
11:49We can make a super cannonball out of it.
11:52It'll glue everything together.
11:54Yeah, yeah, and then we'll have to jump back into this mound.
11:58Wait.
12:02Now we just have to aim the cannonball.
12:07The computer analysis of the ball has shown that it's filled with gold, Matt.
12:11Captain Kidd's treasure was never found because it was excellently hidden.
12:15Yeah, the captain had a whole piece of gold melted and covered it with iron.
12:19Really a fantastic idea.
12:23And what's the theater for?
12:24When I tried to become a canal worker, I was driven through several corridors,
12:28some of which lead into the ocean.
12:31The cannonballs are transported outside by water pressure.
12:34And where to?
12:36To a predetermined location on the beach.
12:38Now I get it.
12:40Good. Hey!
12:43Well, you can see that it pays off when you work on something for a long time.
12:49That brings me to an idea of how we can turn off Venom.
12:53We'll blow up Ma'am's dreams.
13:06They'll be surprised when Captain Kidd's spirit strikes again.
13:11Take care of it, darling.
13:13Just be quiet.
13:18Okay, time to cross Venom's plans.
13:25It's a shame that Scott and T-Bob can't be there.
13:33I'd rather be in the hotel and watch an exciting movie.
13:37I'd rather be in the hotel and watch an exciting movie.
13:41Every movie is boring compared to what we're about to see.
13:44Besides, I want to see how Dad wins with my superweapon.
13:47And now I'll be quiet.
13:56Whip, action!
14:03Twelve cannonballs yesterday and twelve the night before.
14:06That's a total of 25 gold-filled cannonballs.
14:10What did I think when I hired you for my brilliant fishing trip?
14:14Well, well, brilliant is Captain Kidd's idea.
14:18I can't wait to get Venom's pirate flag off the mast.
14:21Don't worry, Dusty.
14:23As soon as they've fired the cannons, they'll show up here.
14:26When it comes to gold, their timing is better than that of a Swiss watch.
14:36It's time for Captain Kidd's last attack on the island.
14:39Yeah! Fire away!
15:07Let's see.
15:09I must have gotten stronger. These things are suddenly so light.
15:16It's time. Then we'll let the bomb explode.
15:22Hey! What's going on here?
15:27Man, Tibor! Did you see that?
15:29Yeah, hopefully the chewing gum has the right aroma.
15:32Did you know that Captain Kidd chewed chewing gum?
15:35Oh, you horny ox! Someone swapped the cannonballs!
16:02Now my plans will fail. Catch them!
16:33Looks like Mask wants to spit in our soup again.
16:36Mask on!
16:59Take this!
17:03Take this!
17:08I need your help, Hondo. The guy's slowing me down.
17:13No problem, Dusty, but hold on tight.
17:26I'll sing the birds to sleep.
17:33Damn it! I forgot my sunglasses!
17:42Silver Bullet, action!
17:53Alright, buddy, show me what you've got!
17:57Alright, buddy, show me what you've got!
18:02I'll stuff your cheeky mouth with it.
18:07Oh, what's going on here?
18:21Alright, let's do this.
18:26Alright, let's do this.
18:32I'll hit them with their own balls.
18:50Vanessa and Dagger, do something!
18:53You can't be serious! You've got bees under your pony!
18:57T-Bob, you've got me thinking!
19:05You can take out the catapult!
19:09If only I'd kept my mouth shut!
19:15Headbutt!
19:24Headbutt!
19:31Scott!
19:32I hope you're not too mad at me, Dad.
19:34I mean, at least we managed to get the Venom Hound to escape.
19:37I'm surprised, son.
19:39I never thought you'd ever use your chewing gum for something like this.
19:54That's nonsense, T-Bob. Robots really can't turn brown.
19:57That's not true, Scotty.
19:59I have a healing agent that works wonders. It's in here.
20:02You two shouldn't play with glass on the beach.
20:05It could break.
20:07Besides, you can hardly see it in the sand.
20:09If someone steps in there, he could seriously injure himself.
20:12Yes, you're right. Broken glass on the beach is very dangerous.
20:17Now you see how it works?
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