xian wang de richang shenghuo 2 dub episode 2
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00:00Hey guys, do you feel like we're being watched?
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01:52to be a vacuum. Perhaps their gross spiritual force product has shrunk lower than ours.
02:01What could that good-for-nothing layabout frog possibly be doing over there?
02:06Not to worry, I will pay my useless apprentice a visit and find out for myself.
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03:22to do it anyway, so I'm going to do it anyway, so I'm going to do it anyway, so I'm going
04:10As a result, Immortal Herb Harvest sub-worsened.
04:12With delays in the herb supply chain, the pill refiners are running out of materials, raising prices for consumers.
04:19We're joined now.
04:21Hello?
04:23Nobody's here.
04:27Hey, Froggy Two. Come on in.
04:32The crops are dying. Somebody please help us.
04:36Why are you here?
04:37Why can't a dog not miss his best friend?
04:40I don't know.
04:44What's the reason for the sudden interest in Wang Ling's home life?
04:47Last semester, he had the lowest scores in the class.
04:50Honestly, I'd assume he'd be moved down to Class Ordinary.
04:54So, what? Do you think he could have cheated on a test or something?
04:58No. But after he took the test, energy costs shot up, and our faction is nearly bankrupt.
05:05I hope your home visit goes smoothly. I'm off.
05:09Hang on. Aren't you coming with me?
05:12Sorry. I have some personal matters to deal with.
05:39The spiritual force in the human world is delightful.
05:49You gonna answer that or what?
05:51No. It's a wrong number.
05:53You frotty little rascal. Do you really think you can avoid a visit from your master?
05:57You'd better pick up that phone.
05:59Thanks for using Baida Maps. Powered by DCOM.
06:03Starting navigation.
06:05Continue south for 200 meters.
06:09Smile. Here I come, my boy.
06:14Who's your master?
06:16He is the accumulation of all wisdom in the demon world, an ancient being that's lived for eons.
06:22He's immortal, as old as the universe itself.
06:25Huh. He sounds pretty cool.
06:28For centuries, he was my instructor. I've never been so miserable in my life.
06:33Even now, he's the architect of my nightmares.
06:37So, is that why you're here?
06:42Dinner's ready.
06:51Here.
06:53Here.
07:00Ling Ling, after we're done, we'll test out your new amulet.
07:04I'm hoping this will iron out some of those speech impediments.
07:08Oh, and I'll need your help.
07:10For all of our sakes, I hope that it actually works this time.
07:14The price of pills has gone up, and we can barely afford the cheap ones.
07:18I meant to ask, how'd you make the new amulet?
07:22You've been stuck on it for a while.
07:24I finally had a breakthrough.
07:25Wong Ling's cousin joined the military and was able to send me some parts.
07:29Oh, maybe our Ling Ling can find a nice job like that when he graduates.
07:34Oh, right. Hurry up and finish.
07:36One of his professors is coming by for a home visit.
07:49Hmm? How strange.
07:51Why would I detect glimmers of Froggy's spiritual energy here?
07:58I used bits of Pu Lao's horn.
08:00That should help reduce the severity of his speech suppression.
08:07Come here. Stay still, clear your mind.
08:10Froggy, it's time.
08:13If I weren't playing hooky, I wouldn't even be here.
08:16All right, listen very carefully.
08:19You take this, I'll go, then you.
08:22Putting it on is easy, taking it off is not.
08:25Just one wrong move, and it all falls apart.
08:28Which would be a disaster.
08:30Press on his bai hui acupoint and hold for five seconds.
08:36And then, press on dan zhong and hold for ten.
08:41Now, release bai hui and stay on dan zhong for five.
08:47Time's up.
08:57I think it worked.
09:06What?
09:10It's upside down? Did you not see the big red text?
09:13Of course not. I'm colorblind.
09:15Oh, no! He's stealing energy that's going to destroy the entire world!
09:26Goodbye, my love. We did the best we could.
09:41Oh, yeah. I forgot you could do that.
09:45Give me a minute. That was rough.
09:57This is rather bizarre.
09:59Froggy's spiritual energy signatures are so strong that they're leading me nowhere.
10:05Coming!
10:09Professor Pon, we've been expecting you.
10:12Thank you for joining us.
10:13Please come in. Make yourself at home.
10:16Froggy's here.
10:18Hey, how are you?
10:19Is the new amulet even doing anything?
10:22I don't see any changes in him.
10:26How do you do? Madam, please sit down.
10:34Mr. and Mrs. Wong, I'll cut to the chase.
10:36I'm here to discuss your son's lackluster performance at school.
10:40Sad to say, Wong Ling's grades last semester were less than satisfactory.
10:44It's all right, as long as he's enjoying himself and making some new friends.
10:50Well, he also failed to complete all of his assignments over the summer.
10:55Here are my assignments. They're all done.
10:58Do you want them now, or shall I bring them to school?
11:04Oh, and I should mention in our pill-refining class, he had some difficulties.
11:09Here they go! I made these last year. They're respiratory pills.
11:13Please, try one. They're good.
11:16Very nice, but that's not the reason I'm here.
11:18I came because I'm concerned about Wong Ling's disinterest in his studies.
11:25Is this what you want to see? My art of enlightenment skill?
11:29Attention!
11:33I think it's a bit much.
11:35Just one pencil and eraser would have been enough to meet school standards.
11:48Honey, what was that?
11:50I don't know, but I think it was a cat.
11:52A cat?
11:54Yes, a cat.
11:56Honey, what was that?
11:58What's wrong with the amulet? Is that even our son?
12:00Wait, I think I may have tweaked his emotions too much.
12:03If you distract her, I'll fix this.
12:05...level of enthusiasm for all subjects.
12:09By the way, Professor, sorry to interrupt, but you haven't gotten a proper tour.
12:15A tour, you say?
12:16Distance to destination unknown. Recalculating.
12:22Oh, Froggy, you're trying to avoid me, aren't you?
12:34I know the kitchen feels a little cramped, but doesn't the tile really bring the room together?
12:38Oh, so, uh, what are they doing over there?
12:42Huh? Oh, those three, they love massages.
12:46They're practically obsessed.
12:48I... I didn't know dogs could do that.
12:51Oh, you didn't?
12:53Let's go. We still haven't given you the upstairs tour, right?
13:05A few adjustments should work fine now.
13:08Ling-Ling, you good?
13:10Well, I wouldn't say good. I think I might be hallucinating.
13:15What do you see?
13:25Don't be shy. What did you think about the new decor in the bedroom?
13:28It looks nice. I must admit, I've never seen the bedrooms in a home before.
13:32Oh, I see.
13:34What did you think about the new decor in the bedroom?
13:36It looks nice. I must admit, I've never seen the bedrooms in a home before.
13:41That's the whole house. It better be done by now.
13:53Okay, then.
13:54Professor!
13:56What's wrong? Are you all right?
13:59Not here. Can we talk in private?
14:05Ling-Ling, why would you enlighten the furniture? Make it stop!
14:10Dad, it's from your adjustments earlier.
14:14Well, I'm sorry, but I can't fix it now.
14:16You're gonna have to use your powers, okay?
14:34Froggy!
14:42It worked!
14:43Froggy, it's go time.
14:49My husband and I, we're trying, but we were never the best cultivators.
14:55So, Wong-Ling's spiritual energy is fairly weak, and he was never good at meeting people.
15:02I was shocked when he got into Class Elite, but we're especially surprised that he's made so many friends.
15:09The boy never told me. I had no idea he was struggling.
15:13I don't expect him to be the perfect student, or the best kid.
15:17I just hope he's able to find happiness in who he is. Then I'll be satisfied.
15:33You did it. Everything's normal.
15:39Son, stay right where you are. Don't move.
15:45Well, you used too much energy. Froggy, can you help us? Froggy? Hey!
15:55He's... he's... coming!
15:58Finder maps. Recalculating.
16:02You devious little hellion. I detected you now. There's nowhere left to run.
16:08Oh no! I used my spirit energy! I'm a dead dog, Froggy!
16:13Froggy, too! Come and save the world!
16:16Are you ready, my boy? Here comes Master.
16:21You know, you could have hidden yourself in a nicer neighborhood.
16:33Stop! Stay still! It's about to blow!
16:40Guess who's here. Did you miss me, boy?
16:45Ah, screw it!
16:47Ah, screw it!
17:18What was that noise? What happened?
17:23Uh, it's me.
17:28Thank you for taking the time to visit, Professor Pond. We see how much you care, and we appreciate it.
17:34Of course. After speaking with you today, I'm reminded that children are much more than their test scores.
17:40Moving forward, I'll focus more on emotional well-being and growth.
17:45It's getting late. I had better go.
17:48Bye, Professor Pond. Thanks again.
17:51Yes, thank you.
17:53Please take care.
17:56Ling Ling, I'm glad you've got a teacher like her.
18:03I must have passed out. Hey guys, were you able to change it?
18:07Oh.
18:10My work here is done. Time to go home.
18:21Master!
19:37Master!
20:07You