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00:00I don't believe it. This joker must have done this.
00:08He told me that his brother went into a coma because of my small foot.
00:13If he dreams of going into a coma, then I'll do it.
00:16He's only 1.5 feet tall.
00:18How can he hit a tall, strong, strong wrestler like you?
00:20Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:22If your son is a wrestler, then I'm also a son of a wrestler.
00:26I'll cut him into pieces. I swear on my thick hair.
00:29What nonsense is this?
00:30I'll ask you again, is he the same man?
00:32Or do you have some cheap secret plan to get into this house?
00:36I'm suspicious of all of you just because of this 1.5 feet tall joker.
00:39No, father. He's the same man.
00:40I swear on your head.
00:42Hey, are you swearing on my head?
00:45If I find out that he's not the same man,
00:47then I won't think twice before killing all three of you.
00:50I swear on your head.
00:52Kartik.
00:55How did he get here?
00:57Now, we can't even take his name.
00:59What's the matter, uncle?
01:00It's something special.
01:01I've found someone to put my son in a coma.
01:05These people?
01:07These people?
01:07These are my sons. You know them from before.
01:10These are your sons?
01:11They were the ones who wanted to kill me, uncle.
01:12No, father.
01:14Why do you want to kill Kartik?
01:15Tell me the truth. What's the matter?
01:16Actually, father, I...
01:17Tell me the truth. If you don't tell me, then I'll tell you.
01:19I'll tell you.
01:20I'll tell you.
01:21Uncle, listen. Indu's father has given him a contract to kill me.
01:23That's why he's been after me for so long.
01:25Am I right?
01:26Absolutely right.
01:27Stop it.
01:28Do you even know who Kartik is?
01:30He's the same young man who saved my life.
01:32Kill him.
01:33Yes, yes.
01:34It's okay, it's okay.
01:35Stop this drama and tell me.
01:37What role do I have to play?
01:38I get irritated when I'm late.
01:40I've thought of the climax of this cartoon character.
01:43Make a salad out of him and parcel it.
01:45Do you think I'm a cucumber?
01:47I think the salad will be made.
01:49What are you saying?
01:53Uncle.
01:54Hey, please.
01:55Why did you stop him?
01:57Uncle, your son should have the right to kill him.
02:00What are you saying?
02:01How can he kill him?
02:02He's in a coma.
02:03Then we'll keep him in our custody until he recovers.
02:06That's not possible.
02:07I get sentimental when I see this mental.
02:09He calls me mental because he's sentimental.
02:11What's the fun in killing him?
02:13He'll wake up from a coma and kill him.
02:15Then the revenge will be complete.
02:16That's great, Kartik.
02:17This is what men do.
02:19He didn't act.
02:20Shut up.
02:21Feed this goat and make him so fat...
02:23...that after killing him, his house will be filled with his pieces.
02:27Take him away.
02:28Touch me not.
02:29I'm coming with respect.
02:31Oh, my God.
02:32So many bulls.
02:33Poor guy is stuck in the middle.
02:36I've found the one I was looking for.
02:38Now allow him to come inside.
02:42Get inside.
02:43Get inside.
02:50Kartik.
02:52You have nothing to do with this family.
02:54Yet you're helping them.
02:56You're a good man, Kartik.
02:58You don't need relationships to help others.
03:00You need emotions.
03:07Thank you, friend.
03:08If I hadn't stopped those butchers on time...
03:10...I would've been dead by now.
03:11By the way, who are you?
03:12I'm Raju.
03:13I eat cashews.
03:14I'm a court court.
03:15Are you a lawyer?
03:16Forget it.
03:17I'm a liar.
03:18It's my hobby to lie.
03:19It's my hobby to trap innocent people.
03:21Did you send that cat to the coma?
03:22I can't even kill a cockroach.
03:24How can I kill that bull?
03:25Then why did you say that?
03:26Are you crazy?
03:27I'm not crazy.
03:28It's Peddi Reddy.
03:29That's what his sons told me.
03:30They've made a deal with me to lie.
03:32One lakh rupees per day.
03:33I asked for five lakhs in total.
03:34I thought they'd give me three lakhs.
03:36But these idiots agreed to five lakhs for five days.
03:38Poor guy is crazy.
03:39That's why he agreed to five lakhs.
03:40What do you mean?
03:41He's crazy.
03:42Really?
03:43All three of them?
03:44A patient's illness is understood by a doctor.
03:46Patient?
03:47I'm Karthik.
03:48Psychiatrist.
03:49Psychiatrist?
03:50You look like an artist.
03:51A little psychic too.
03:52I think I've really come to a mental hospital.
03:54If you want to know the truth,
03:55first listen to a long story.
03:57Do you have a choice?
03:58It was 15 years ago.
03:59There was a season.
04:00Mango season?
04:01No.
04:02Weddings.
04:03Peddi Reddy left home to get his young daughter married.
04:06He was just sitting in the car and when he reached the road,
04:08he saw a small child running towards his car.
04:13The driver thought the car might get scratched,
04:16so he turned the car around.
04:18Oh no.
04:19His car collided with the car in front of him
04:21and there was a big accident.
04:23He turned the car around so that the car doesn't get damaged?
04:26Who was that idiot?
04:27Peddi Reddy himself.
04:28Black sheep?
04:29He got crazy due to an accident.
04:32And Bulli Reddy went into a coma due to that accident.
04:34And the wedding got cancelled.
04:35Just like viruses spread diseases,
04:37Peddi Reddy's madness spread to his family.
04:39Oh.
04:40That's not all.
04:41I didn't tell you the real twist of the story.
04:43What is it?
04:44Actually, I was driving that cycle.
04:45Doctor?
04:46Yes, Mr. Raju. Yes.
04:48Because of me, the entire family is suffering from this disease.
04:50I worked very hard, studied a lot and became a psychiatrist.
04:53What?
04:54So that I can cure their madness
04:56and somehow get their unmarried daughter married.
05:00That's why I came here.
05:01So you are the real culprit.
05:02And they are after my life.
05:04To hell with your acting. I'm leaving.
05:05They will kill you.
05:06Why?
05:07They think you hit Bulli and he went into a coma.
05:10I look like a fool, but I'm not.
05:12I will tell them that you are the real culprit.
05:14Tell them.
05:15I will.
05:16Then do it.
05:17I'm not scared.
05:18Go.
05:20Guys.
05:21I'm not the one who put your brother in a coma.
05:23It's someone else.
05:26Who is it?
05:27K-K-Karthik.
05:28Who told you?
05:29What did you think?
05:30That I would trust mental people like you?
05:33Karthik told me himself.
05:34Do you have an answer?
05:36First you kill him.
05:37Then you put someone else's name.
05:38When did I kill him?
05:39We had a deal of 5 lakhs.
05:40What deal?
05:41Are you out of your mind?
05:42If you don't tell this to anyone, I will...
05:46You are the biggest mental.
05:47You called the bike a mental?
05:50This is a mental hookah.
05:51You call your brothers mental?
05:52Wait.
05:53I got it.
05:55I got one thing from all these slaps.
06:00All three of you are useless.
06:01Shut up.
06:03Doctor, you were right about this family.
06:05Madness is common here like a cold.
06:08Now do you understand?
06:09If you call a normal person mental, he won't feel bad.
06:11But if you call a mental person mental, he will attack you like a wild animal.
06:14Exactly, doctor.
06:15All three brothers washed me like a dog.
06:16How do I get out of this trouble?
06:17Now you have only two options left.
06:19Option A.
06:20Get Paddy Reddy's daughter married.
06:22And option B.
06:23Increase their madness so much...
06:24...that the blocked veins open with pressure.
06:26Everything will be fine.
06:28And you will come out alive.
06:30You work on option A.
06:31And I will bring their madness to heights.
06:33Very good, sir.
06:34Thank you, doctor.
06:35Gangaram Reddy attacked me.
06:37This time he won't be able to escape at any cost.
06:39About that coward Reddy...
06:41...what nonsense were you talking?
06:43I washed his son like a dog...
06:45...and put him in a coma.
06:47But that fool couldn't do anything to me.
06:49That fat ass...
06:50...wears bangles in his hands like a woman.
06:52He wears a big bell around his neck...
06:54...like a bull.
06:56Even monkeys laugh at him.
07:00What?
07:01Why are you staring at me like a crow?
07:03Hey!
07:04Hey!
07:05Don't stop me.
07:06Let me get angry.
07:07I want more madness.
07:08Come on.
07:09The more madness you show...
07:10...the sooner you will be fine.
07:11Pick up a sword, a stick or a hammer.
07:13Take out the latest designer guns.
07:15Come on. Surround me.
07:16Attack me.
07:17Hit me.
07:21I was joking.
07:22You took it to heart.
07:23Maybe this is a joke for you.
07:24But it's a serious matter for us.
07:26Who is Paddy Reddy here?
07:28I don't know.
07:29What?
07:30That red-black ass.
07:31Catch that rascal.
07:32He is your brother-in-law.
07:33Who are you?
07:34Mr. Narayan.
07:35CBI officer.
07:36CBI?
07:37I can handle the court.
07:38But I can't do anything...
07:39...when it comes to the CBI.
07:41The court finds you guilty...
07:42...of looting 1,000 acres of land.
07:44I am in charge of this case.
07:45I arrest you.
07:46Take everyone to Delhi.
07:48But why Delhi?
07:49Because Tihar Jail is there.
07:51Take them all.
07:52Come on. Move.
07:53Hurry up.
07:54Uncle.
07:57Karthik.
07:58How did you come here?
07:59Uncle, what is this?
08:00You won't spare a rich man.
08:01A rich man in jail...
08:02...and a richer man in Central Jail.
08:03Is this your only mission?
08:04If I take the case, the culprit will be punished.
08:06First Paddy Reddy...
08:07...and then Gangaram Reddy...
08:08...will be sent to jail.
08:09You know me.
08:10I know you very well.
08:11But you don't know Paddy Reddy.
08:13He looks like a mountain.
08:14But he has a soft heart.
08:15Look at his innocent face.
08:18He doesn't look like a criminal.
08:19But I won't spare him.
08:20Come on. Take everyone.
08:21Uncle, please.
08:22Give me a week.
08:23I will prove that...
08:24...this is Gangaram's doing...
08:25...and not Paddy Reddy's.
08:26Forget about you.
08:27I don't even listen to God.
08:28Listen to me, uncle.
08:30Uncle, you love me a lot.
08:32I am your favorite nephew.
08:33That's true.
08:34Okay. Okay.
08:35You won.
08:36I will give you a week.
08:38If you act smart...
08:39...I will beat you up.
08:41Officers, follow me.
08:43Thank you. Thank you, son.
08:44We don't have time for thanks.
08:46We need a sensible lawyer.
08:48I explained to you...
08:50...very well that day.
08:52If CBI interferes, I can't do anything.
08:54You can do it, sir.
08:55How?
08:56Listen to me.
08:57Get your daughter married to Gangaram's son.
08:59We will promise to give him...
09:00...1000 acres of land in dowry.
09:01Then transfer all the land...
09:02...to Gangaram's name.
09:04If all the registrations are in his name...
09:06...CBI will go to his house and arrest him.
09:08Isn't that right?
09:09Who are you?
09:10Are you a criminal lawyer?
09:11He is like my son.
09:12But I won't marry him.
09:13Try to understand, sir.
09:14Your daughter will get married...
09:15...to Gangaram's son on this pretext.
09:17And we will take revenge from Gangaram.
09:19That's possible.
09:20But who will convince Gangaram?
09:21When will the lawyer come?
09:22Me?
09:24Kartik.
09:25Will Gangaram believe the lawyer...
09:27...and bring the proposal?
09:28Lord Vishnu incarnated himself...
09:29...for just three acres of land.
09:31And what about here?
09:32It's a matter of 1000 acres.
09:33Not just Gangaram, his father will also come.
09:41What I said happened.
09:42Look, he has come.
09:48Listen, Piddi.
09:49I have not come here to fight.
09:51I have come to talk about the proposal.
09:53What do you say?
09:54Will you just stand there and talk?
09:56Come inside.
09:59What are you doing, father?
10:00He is our enemy.
10:01But you are forgetting...
10:02...that he is my childhood friend.
10:04I will get my daughter married to his son.
10:06That's why I am standing quietly.
10:07Otherwise, go away.
10:09How are you?
10:10Please forgive me, my friend.
10:12I should be the one to apologize.
10:23Doctor, why is there a fair?
10:25They are going to talk about the proposal.
10:27Marriage?
10:28Are they mad?
10:29Do you remember...
10:30...the story I told you the other day?
10:31It was a very complicated story.
10:32Who can forget such a mental story?
10:33Yes.
10:34In that accident...
10:35...the car from which Piddi's car hit...
10:36Got it.
10:37That was their car.
10:38And in that accident...
10:39...all of them got injured in their brains...
10:41...and they went mad.
10:42Now, one mental family...
10:44...has come to talk about marriage...
10:45...with another mental family.
10:46Raju, you are so smart.
10:48You are such a genius.
10:49You understood the story.
10:50And because of that accident...
10:51...it happened because of your cycle...
10:52...that's why you are getting them married.
10:54Kartik.
10:55Kartik.
10:56This is Kartik.
10:57He is just like my son.
10:59He told me that...
11:00...relationships are more important than money.
11:02He is the one who changed me.
11:05God bless you.
11:06You have a very good thinking.
11:07If there are two members, is there any problem?
11:09Why are you getting emotional?
11:10Raju.
11:11Let me speak, doctor.
11:12My condition is like a snake...
11:14...stuck in the mouth of a snake.
11:15Neither is the snake swallowing it...
11:17...nor is it swallowing it.
11:18My life is ruined.
11:19Raju, control yourself.
11:20Where did you get this monkey from?
11:22Who is this monkey?
11:23He is the one who put my daughter in coma.
11:24He is the monkey.
11:25Is it?
11:26Is he the one who helped my daughter escape?
11:28Which daughter is he talking about?
11:30Oh.
11:33You thought right.
11:34I was the one who helped your daughter escape.
11:36If there is another daughter, tell me.
11:37I will help her escape too.
11:38Come on. Come on. Tell me.
11:39Stop it, Gangaram.
11:40His death is written in the hands of a bully.
11:42Your understanding is very good.
11:44The volume of your shouting is also good.
11:46But why are you always talking about bullies?
11:48Isn't there any other topic?
11:49Someone take him to the mental asylum.
11:50You should go to the mental asylum.
11:51Uncle, I will handle him.
11:52You guys go inside.
11:53Go and arrange for tea and breakfast.
11:54Come.
11:55Come with me.
12:04Kartik, I want to talk to you about something important.
12:07Tell me.
12:08Kartik, the person I love has come.
12:12Really?
12:13Very good.
12:14Where is he?
12:15Vaibhav.
12:18Kartik, Vaibhav.
12:19Vaibhav, Kartik.
12:20Hi. Glad to meet you.
12:22You are very lucky, Vaibhav.
12:24Indu loves you a lot.