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00:00:00We're back in the work room and I am still here, but my dance partner is not.
00:00:15Well, we're already in it, girl, drag race is hell.
00:00:22It's my final UK sister.
00:00:24She's gone and I'm sad.
00:00:26I absolutely adore Teresa.
00:00:28She's been an amazing, amazing drag artist.
00:00:31I hate to be the one to send her home, but you know, I already gave her a chance last
00:00:36week.
00:00:37Oh yeah, you did.
00:00:38Yeah, I did.
00:00:39So I do believe that it was her time and I think I made the right call.
00:00:45It was a pretty easy decision, but a hard one to swallow in a sense.
00:00:51Thank you for swallowing and not spitting.
00:00:52I really appreciate it.
00:00:53No, I'm just, I'm so happy to be here.
00:00:56I'm not taking this for granted whatsoever.
00:00:59I do not want to be in that position again and looking at her mirror message makes me
00:01:04sad.
00:01:05But I'm also happy to be here.
00:01:06Let's wipe the mirror away because it makes me feel so sad looking at it.
00:01:09Is this used?
00:01:10Probably.
00:01:11They are Teresa's.
00:01:12Smells like hell too.
00:01:16Marina has won three badges now.
00:01:19Three.
00:01:20That's the number of legs I have and that's just not okay.
00:01:24Well, well, well done, Marina.
00:01:26Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:01:27To congratulate you, actually, I do have something that I owe you.
00:01:31Here you go.
00:01:32I promised it to you.
00:01:34I finally won something.
00:01:35You won three badges.
00:01:36I finally won something.
00:01:37Jesus.
00:01:38What we want to know is, who did you pick?
00:01:39What's in my tit?
00:01:40Oh, I know.
00:01:41My decision was, tonight was very hard for me.
00:01:42It was a very, very difficult decision.
00:01:43I thought that she said she's going to play it fairly.
00:02:04Teresa, she kind of just gave me this compelling sort of sell on what she wanted to do and
00:02:09wanted to stay here and showcase.
00:02:11It wasn't about personality over track record.
00:02:13It's a combination of the both.
00:02:15Some things outweigh other things and that's why I picked her lipstick.
00:02:17And to be fair, I think I rank above her, so controversial yet brave.
00:02:23Now I want to go forward with a group of people that, you know, I feel really comfortable with.
00:02:28Okay.
00:02:29Because I want to make this a harmony and a lovely space to be.
00:02:34I'm gagged.
00:02:35I think the bitch just doesn't like me.
00:02:37She feels threatened and she wanted to keep Teresa because she wouldn't be the only one
00:02:41without a badge.
00:02:42I'm really happy she played it.
00:02:43Yes.
00:02:44Thank God she's the assassin.
00:02:45Thank God.
00:02:46Yes.
00:02:47This is the moment of healing.
00:02:48I want to get it out.
00:02:49Yeah.
00:02:50And move forward.
00:02:51Healing.
00:02:52Shaka Khan.
00:02:53Shaka Khan.
00:02:54Shaka Khan.
00:02:55Shaka Khan.
00:02:56A healing moment.
00:02:57So she said.
00:02:58I don't know who exactly is feeling healed after this, but I'm glad she, I guess, got
00:03:02something off her chest.
00:03:03There is now one UK queen, one France, one Philippines, one German, and one American.
00:03:10Isn't that incredible?
00:03:11This is real versus the world.
00:03:13Love, baby!
00:03:14Yay!
00:03:15Yay!
00:03:16I mean, I am worried a bit about how people are playing the game now that we've kind of
00:03:21seen what Hannah Condor tried to do.
00:03:23Yeah, throw that shit away, girl.
00:03:24Get rid of that shit.
00:03:25It's all over.
00:03:26That's done.
00:03:27Yep.
00:03:28Wish you were safe until later.
00:03:30We are the best of the best now.
00:03:31We are the top five.
00:03:32I feel great.
00:03:33I've cleared my conscience.
00:03:34I've cleared it up with Scarlett.
00:03:36Is it giving UK versus the world?
00:03:37It's giving, coming together as three.
00:03:41We're all good.
00:03:42We're moving on.
00:03:43And this is gay rights in action.
00:03:44I think everything happens for a reason.
00:03:45Yep.
00:03:46I won that listing for a reason.
00:03:47And you really did.
00:03:48This is the semifinals.
00:03:49We have one more to go.
00:03:51A quick reminder.
00:03:52Maybe don't trust people as much as I was.
00:03:55I know it's personal.
00:03:57Yeah.
00:03:58Forgive and forget.
00:03:59Well, maybe forgive, not forget, you know?
00:04:00Top five!
00:04:01Yay!
00:04:02Top five!
00:04:03One, two, three, four, five.
00:04:09Semifinal.
00:04:10Top five!
00:04:11Top five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five,
00:04:17five, five, five.
00:04:18Top five.
00:04:19It's a wrap.
00:04:20Top five.
00:04:21Miss Scarlett, how are you feeling?
00:04:23Are you feeling...
00:04:24I feel great.
00:04:25I dressed up today because I am ready to be here.
00:04:28Every week is an opportunity.
00:04:30And I'm excited to have it.
00:04:31I was almost not here, okay?
00:04:33If it shook out a little bit different last week,
00:04:36this would not be my reality.
00:04:38Bitch, I am here at this table, I am present,
00:04:41and I'm ready to deliver the morning news,
00:04:42you know what I mean?
00:04:43Yeah.
00:04:45And now over to Marina with the weather.
00:04:47It's good.
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:53Her majesty that I read in the head, hers is.
00:04:56Hey, honeys.
00:04:57Hey!
00:04:59Love is gentle, love is kind.
00:05:02Aw.
00:05:03But shade is never having to say you're sorry.
00:05:07Oh!
00:05:08Oh!
00:05:11Well that doesn't sound like love to me, girl.
00:05:15Come astound!
00:05:16Woo!
00:05:17Hi!
00:05:18Hi!
00:05:18Good morning!
00:05:19Hi, ladykins.
00:05:21Good morning!
00:05:22By the power vested in me,
00:05:25I now pronounce you semi-finalists.
00:05:28Woo!
00:05:29Oh, that sounds good.
00:05:31And to celebrate, we're having a party.
00:05:34Woo!
00:05:35For this week's mini-challenge,
00:05:37you're going to get into quick bachelorette drag
00:05:42for a hand party, henny.
00:05:44Oh my god.
00:05:45Now you've got 20 minutes.
00:05:47On your mark, get set, go.
00:05:50Bye!
00:05:50Bye!
00:05:51Bye!
00:05:52Woo!
00:05:53Oh, I'll do great.
00:05:54I'll do that.
00:05:55We'll definitely need a sash.
00:05:56Quick drag, you sluts!
00:05:59Makeup!
00:06:00Makeup!
00:06:00Oh!
00:06:04Has anyone performed at a hen's party?
00:06:06Uh, yeah.
00:06:07Oh yeah, I did.
00:06:08That's like drag 101.
00:06:09What happens at a hen's party
00:06:10always stays at the hen's party
00:06:12because you know the bride is absolutely yet made
00:06:14in the toilet by the stripper.
00:06:16Oh, I've just told, oh my god.
00:06:18I've just revealed.
00:06:19Oh.
00:06:20Five minutes!
00:06:23Um.
00:06:23Oh.
00:06:25Um.
00:06:27One more.
00:06:27Thumbs up, it's actually the end, girl.
00:06:29Thumbs up.
00:06:33Well, hello, henny.
00:06:36And please, say hello to DJ Jazzy Jacob.
00:06:41Hey!
00:06:42Yes.
00:06:43He's the fastest fingers in town.
00:06:47Now when the music starts,
00:06:48I want to see you tear up the dance floor.
00:06:50And when the music stops,
00:06:52I'll ask the hen with the least sickening moves
00:06:56to step aside.
00:06:57In the end, the funkiest chicken will win.
00:07:00Girls on tour!
00:07:02Rig on the strippers!
00:07:03DJ Jazzy Jacob, let the music play.
00:07:08Guess who back in the house?
00:07:09Heels click, clack, and about.
00:07:10Fine fish, feminine style.
00:07:12Do it all in under five.
00:07:13So heavy, ladies and gentlemen.
00:07:14Cool things, stylish.
00:07:14Trust the boy, no doubt.
00:07:15Body like wow.
00:07:16Pussy about to get in this trap.
00:07:18Titties so plentiful, flashy and just about.
00:07:19She be grooming them, don't make sense for a bitch
00:07:21to be listening now.
00:07:23Ooh.
00:07:25Wow, they were all pretty sickening in the wrong way.
00:07:29I think Tia, you better sit this one out.
00:07:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:07:38All right, Jazzy Jacob, let's make it faster.
00:07:41Oh.
00:07:42Oh!
00:07:43It's a score.
00:07:44I been that bitch, yes, I love that drama.
00:07:45Flashy, feminine, up and coming.
00:07:46From the Clintons to the Obamas.
00:07:48I keep it tight, now they call me mother.
00:07:51Ooh.
00:07:52La Gran Dame, I'm gonna have to ask you
00:07:54to evacuate the dance floor.
00:07:56Fucking hell.
00:07:58Sand full, sand full, sand full.
00:08:01All right, DJ, even faster.
00:08:03Hit it.
00:08:16Oh.
00:08:18Scarlet, I think it's time for you
00:08:20to leave the dance floor.
00:08:21Uh-huh, I mean she said let's get sickening. I think maybe I just took it too. Literally. All right, DJ
00:08:28Give them everything you've got
00:08:36Is Hannah dancing right now or has she been possessed by a demon?
00:08:45All right, Marina you've got the moves
00:08:48Hannah you've got the motion but one of you was really causing a commotion anaconda
00:08:59Condragulations
00:09:02All right, so Hannah it's time to take a victory lap dance DJ hit it
00:09:19My
00:09:26Queens you are cordially invited to the sham wedding of the century
00:09:32the nuptials of
00:09:34drag race royalty
00:09:36shell visage and
00:09:39Graham Norton
00:09:44When have Michelle and Graham started bumping purses
00:09:48Now for this week's maxi challenge, you need to give a wedding speech
00:09:52But instead of raising a toast you're gonna give a good old-fashioned roast
00:10:01Oh my god, bros comedy, it's been great gals. Goodbye
00:10:10Hashtag drag race UK
00:10:13Now to help you prepare
00:10:14Later you'll be meeting with our extra special guest judge queen of the comedy roast Catherine Ryan
00:10:25I'm obsessed with her. I love her. She's great
00:10:27I really do love her anaconda as the winner of the mini challenge. I'm making you the wedding planner
00:10:35Oh, you get to decide the roast order who?
00:10:40Call me J. Lo here. We plan the wedding
00:10:42See racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:10:54Welcome come into my lair. Thank you. Welcome to condors canobial corporation
00:11:00I'm here to formulate a powerful roast liner. Do you know what a roast is?
00:11:06No, you don't
00:11:08I
00:11:13Want to know who's done a race before
00:11:21None of us have done a race in our season
00:11:22And I think that's really exciting because none of us know what to expect
00:11:25It could really go either way. We never got to do a rose. It's not a part of the French comedy culture. Really?
00:11:32Yeah, it's not but um, but I'm excited. I wouldn't consider myself a comedy Queen
00:11:37I think I'm just dumb
00:11:42Yeah, wait
00:11:43Knowing that this is a challenge where there is a line up
00:11:46I would like to hear where you would like to go and I'll start down the end with data
00:11:50Hmm, I would say that a safe place is a new exercise
00:11:54Where is around the middle is around the middle? Yeah, you want to go fast. I
00:11:59Want to go last? Oh, I see what's happening here. What a bookend. I'm not telling you what to do
00:12:04This is your business and I am but interviewing for an apprenticeship
00:12:10Honestly, I don't know I think I could kind of like squeeze in wherever to be honest
00:12:15I mean opening would be kind of exciting. I'm so excited to show the judges that I can do this
00:12:19It's a new side of me and a little bit a little different flavor
00:12:23I just want to be safe honestly because comedy is not my strongest suit, you know that
00:12:28I don't want to add any more pressure to what I am currently feeling
00:12:31So I think I'm very comfortable with being in the middle
00:12:34Look, not everyone can get what they want
00:12:36I could either set this up so I look really good and they look shit or I could make a really cohesive fun comedy roast
00:12:43And hopefully that works out in my favor
00:12:48To open the show, I think I would like to start it off. I think after me I would like to place
00:12:54data and
00:12:56Then for the flow, I think I will put marina in the middle. Thank you after that scarlet and then close out the show
00:13:04Does that sound okay?
00:13:06How about the working hours? Oh and do we have holidays?
00:13:26Well fuck a duck don't you looks biffy hello, here we go to meet Catherine Ryan
00:13:33Thank You Hanukkah, I've come in full drag I've tucked my trouser snake. Thank you. I appreciate why don't you just go through your set?
00:13:40For me and we'll take it from there
00:13:41So I have Michelle joining the last year's group of women for Andres Eliza Minnelli and Judy Garland taking on gay husbands
00:13:48Really great for the community scarlet envy has a face like a rabid cat. She's one minor inconvenience away from having a full mental snap
00:13:55I'm unsure if this is ripples drag race anymore or one flew over the cookies nest
00:13:59Make sure your punchlines are strong and sometimes less is more
00:14:03Yeah, if you can say something with fewer words, yeah, and like really punchy then go for that
00:14:07Yeah, I cuz I do find myself to be a bit of a talker and I like all my stories kind of waffle for a bit
00:14:13I'm excited for a comedy roast. I've never done one. This is the last opportunity
00:14:17I have to win that coveted badge and I'm willing to give it a red hot go and fucking just nail this
00:14:22Well, this is the place to be like quick and firm and hard just the way we like it
00:14:34So, how are you gonna honor all the wedding guests and of course the bride and groom
00:14:39What scares me the most is that we don't really have roasts in France and in French in general
00:14:45Are the French really kind people? No, they're not
00:14:49I have a few that worry me because they are kind of
00:14:53Gore or a little intense. Okay, you know what Prince Harry is considered brave to talk about his frostbitten penis
00:15:01But once again, nobody's there to worry about frozen
00:15:05How are you Michelle?
00:15:08Just make sure that you don't lose a joke by using a word that is banned on this channel
00:15:14Sometimes we like to say twat in this country what for the food change it to twat. How do you spell that?
00:15:20TW AT who said the show's not educational for the kids. Yeah, I love that. I'm gonna use it. I
00:15:27tend to like the little swear words, but I need to not disappoint her and
00:15:33Showcase all the good stuff tomorrow. Just take your time
00:15:36You can really slow it down because you don't want anyone to miss the like pure solid gold that you're bringing to the stage
00:15:44This is how beautiful you look Marina. This is your day. Look
00:15:49Are you so excited? I'm actually kind of nervous because this is my first roast ever
00:15:54But yeah
00:15:55I plan to like do it my own way like storytell and like bring the Philippines with me with my jokes and
00:16:02Hopefully it works
00:16:03Storytelling in a roast is really difficult because you gotta come in fast. Yeah, and you have to come in hard
00:16:09So let's hear what you have to say. Okay
00:16:13Mabuhay everybody and you know mabuhay in Filipino means long live long live and clearly
00:16:19Someone in this room already had too many mabuhay
00:16:23You know Michelle and Graham's wedding is a testament that if you grow old and you can't find a partner
00:16:29Just marry one of your closest friends who's rich
00:16:32Successful and hot and they both failed
00:16:39You have nothing to be nervous about okay, Catherine is laughing at my jokes I was so surprised
00:16:47You could take some time and do just more of what you're already doing, okay. Thank you
00:16:52Oh my god, this is so helpful. I'm relieved and I am ready to get this roaster cooking
00:17:04Hi gorgeous, Scarlett Envy
00:17:06Wow, I've seen you read here and there. Yeah, I think you're very talented at this already. Oh, thank you
00:17:12What's your plan? I have a whole like Graham Norton section. Let's hear the Graham Norton section
00:17:17Graham Norton's been on the telly so long when he started it was actually just live theater in Greece
00:17:22Catherine is smiling and like, you know nodding, but I'm going for like belly laughs
00:17:28You know, I mean and congratulations to all of us for making it to the hardest challenge of the season finding something nice to say
00:17:33about RuPaul
00:17:36We'll cross that one out you better make sure you're hilarious. Yes. Nobody got time to sleep now girl go hard or go home
00:17:46Are you looking forward to roasting the bride and groom I need to push it
00:17:49I think a little bit cuz I'm quite polite and also my humor is just like mostly like stupid dad dad joke
00:17:55Okay, let's hear some of these toast roast jokes
00:17:58Well, you may have heard in the tabloids that myself and the grand arm have had a whirlwind
00:18:04Romance in this competition
00:18:06Unfortunately for all the grand coffee fans out there. I have to let you know that the relationship has ended
00:18:10I told her she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised
00:18:15Let me stop you there. I want to let you know the relationship
00:18:20Has had a happy ending?
00:18:22Yeah in the toilet
00:18:26I think that's cute. And that's very you because you just thought of it. Okay rather than try to
00:18:31D dad joke you're set. I would lean into these because you love them
00:18:37Authenticity is the only way to win any game
00:18:39Okay, she wants me to lean into my personality which is what the judges have been saying the whole time
00:18:44Yeah, we can do it. I'm ready to toast and roast tomorrow. Bring it on
00:18:58And the best flower girl ever I love a wedding
00:19:09It's elimination day and one of those chicken is gonna get roasted
00:19:14With the little parmesan or like yeah cooking French
00:19:24How's everyone feeling are either roast this is our final
00:19:27Sort of chance to get a little badge has anyone been in the semifinals before you know
00:19:33This is uncharted territory for me girls because I have never actually made it this far on drag race before and I'm very excited about
00:19:42Which really just makes me want it even fucking more girls. We are so close to the end. I can taste it
00:19:49It tastes good. Has anyone else?
00:19:52Experienced a finale before any finalists here. Yes, I did. I was like a runner-up on my season and
00:20:00That's where the pressure was at this time around it was to at least match what I did
00:20:05That's 50k on the line is giving drama as a finalist on my season if you stop watching
00:20:14Can't wait for her. Well, I finished first on my season first runner-up
00:20:21Yeah, just like that. I came here to prove that you know, I can match that
00:20:27Placement again
00:20:28But what I've learned from this whole thing is that you are rebirthing a new version of yourself and you don't have to be haunted
00:20:34By your past and you don't have to you know, carry that burden
00:20:38I made it to the final of down under but I felt there was a lot of people who didn't really understand who I am
00:20:44As a person that was really hard for me to be honest
00:20:47I didn't really enjoy the experience because I was just like scared about how people would
00:20:53Perceive me
00:20:55And you know even to the point where I'd go to meet and greets and stuff and people paid to meet everybody
00:20:59But they'd walk past me
00:21:02So my first round was although it was very recent. It was really tough
00:21:07but you know now I
00:21:10I've been more me than I have in a very long time. I've been able to showcase
00:21:16me again and
00:21:18More authentically me. It just gives life more
00:21:23Excitement and meaning and it just makes life worth living even more. I felt so instantly comfortable around all of you
00:21:30yeah, I just feel like you've helped to
00:21:32Turn the lights back on and brighten up the house again. And
00:21:36Yeah, it's been really really special. So I'm thank you for that. And no matter what happens like I know that
00:21:42This is just means the world just know that you're sending me back to Australia like my old self
00:21:46So that's really nice and I appreciate it because I'm so scared for a while, but I'm not anymore. Come on
00:21:54Like you are one of my favorite people now, I love you all I love you girls. Thank you
00:22:00But this has been really really special. So
00:22:03Yeah
00:22:06I can't wait for you to talk shit about us
00:22:11Like you always do bitch
00:22:14It's all in humor, it's all you
00:22:17Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK versus the world
00:22:22Michelle Visage may I call you a polygamist? You can call me whatever you like as long as it gets me dual citizenship
00:22:33International treasure Graham Norton now Graham, what does your husband think about you marrying Michelle Visage?
00:22:40Well, luckily, he's a huge seduction fan
00:22:43So he's thrilled
00:22:46Over the moon
00:22:48It takes three to make a thing go, right
00:22:52and
00:22:53Our extra special wedding guest Catherine Ryan. Are you with the bride or with the groom?
00:23:00Well, I've been with both two very different lovers though equally generous
00:23:05For
00:23:09Better or worse this week
00:23:11We challenged our Queens to give a wedding roast and tonight on the runway category is take me up the aisle
00:23:19bridal couture
00:23:21Racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:23:26Purely beloved we are gathered here to celebrate the union of Michelle Visage and Graham Norton
00:23:41If anyone knows a reason this couple should not be joined together in holy matrimony
00:23:49Speak now or forever
00:23:51In holy matrimony speak now or forever hold your peace
00:24:01Okay one at a time first up anaconda
00:24:09First off I feel honored to be here at your nuptials today
00:24:12And as a wise woman's once saying it takes two to make a thing go, right?
00:24:16But that doesn't apply in this situation because this is all kinds of fucking wrong to be real about it
00:24:22But Michelle you were joining an illustrious group of women
00:24:25Fran Drescher Liza Minnelli
00:24:28Judy Garland, they went into what we call lavender weddings, you know, they are marrying the
00:24:36But I won't tell don't you worry darling don't you worry this is true allyship
00:24:40It really is and Graham you taking Michelle as your awful wedded wife
00:24:46It's actually lovely for RuPaul and her back because it's relieving the pressure of having to carry around Michelle on her coattails for all these
00:24:53Years, it's truly God's work darling, but being up the first cab off the rank
00:24:58I do get to introduce the illustrious group of guests you have up first
00:25:03Legranda data is so inaudible that I've had more intense conversations with thoughts from my own asshole
00:25:10Marina
00:25:12Summers our little Filipina princess
00:25:14Marina did actually just get her teeth in right before she came here to the show because straight after she's actually heading out to the
00:25:20Kentucky Derby where she's gonna hope and hope and win the little horse miniature best-in-show, which is lovely
00:25:26So I wish you all the luck with that Marina and I say my girl
00:25:33It's making of Kentucky all the way from the USA we've got scarlet envy
00:25:38The assault she's unleashed on her face today is next level
00:25:42I've told you once scarlet. I've told you twice the makeup brush is not a weapon
00:25:48Okay
00:25:50Ripples you too. You truly are a modern-day marble
00:25:53Your legacy is gonna live on forever or your systems of levers and pulleys that are holding you together are gonna be harvested for parts
00:26:01But last back to our happy couple tonight. It's your first night together. It's gonna be warm
00:26:07It's gonna be wet and it's gonna be tight
00:26:11Yeah, and that's just undoing Michelle's corset
00:26:14But when it comes to Michelle's pussy just slam it in baby
00:26:18Cuz that thing has been filled more times than mine and Catherine's lips put together. I tell you what, it's a party in there
00:26:27The judges are laughing at her joke
00:26:29We're laughing at her jokes and the best part is Hannah is laughing at her own jokes, which I find endearing
00:26:36So, let's all raise their glasses to the happy couple I'd say oh if I was Greek, but I'm not so I won't
00:26:44But now I'm gonna pass you over to the sperm that her mother should have swallowed. Please give it up
00:26:56Classy
00:26:57Elegant fashionable are all qualities Michelle visage don't have
00:27:03But sickening gray hair nice boobs great bottom are all
00:27:09Adjective we can use to describe Graham Norton
00:27:14You know Graham not torn you are the spare
00:27:19Talking about that Prince Harry is considered brave for talking about his frostbitten penis and once again
00:27:27Nobody's there to worry about frozen twats. How are you Michelle?
00:27:33You know when I spray my ankles I just taken them on to Michelle that's what I do
00:27:42Frozen twats
00:27:46RuPaul you are the barely living proof that
00:27:52The power of drag is real. The bad news is that you might only get recognition for it. Once you're dead
00:27:59The good news is that it should happen pretty soon by now I
00:28:05Mean I'm not gonna go with the aging jokes again. You've heard them all. Oh, sorry
00:28:11I need to explain that so Anna aging is what is going to happen to you. No matter how many gallons you put in your face
00:28:17and
00:28:19Marina a joke is something you say that makes people laugh
00:28:24She tried she tried
00:28:28Catherine I was about to forget about you. I had to go on Wikipedia to find out more
00:28:33So what I found was interesting. I'm gonna really out loud
00:28:39Page not found. What is that about?
00:28:43Okay
00:28:46You know this competition has been all about lifting up one another which is why Anna still don't have a badge
00:28:53We couldn't leave the beach up
00:28:58That
00:29:00Was about it good evening everybody
00:29:03Thank you all distinguished guests and thank you all to all of those who simply can't afford to identify as that
00:29:10Thank you
00:29:19Well, I just found my newfound confidence I thought I was the only one struggling with the English language
00:29:25Hello everybody, my name is Marina Summers from the Philippines my boo. Hi my boo
00:29:30Hi, you know my boo. Hi in Filipino means long live and clearly someone in this room already had too many my boo. Hi
00:29:40But we're not here to talk about RuPaul
00:29:43We are here to talk about the two other old hags in the room Michelle and Graham
00:29:48my boo, hi
00:29:51Especially you my boo, hi
00:29:53You know Michelle and Graham's wedding
00:29:55It's a testament that if you grow old and you can't find a person to love and marry
00:30:01Just marry one of your closest friends. Who's rich
00:30:05Successful and extremely hot and they both failed
00:30:10And speaking of failure, let's give it up for the lovely guests beside me. Hello
00:30:15Hi, Scarlett is here because she's pretty and white
00:30:19Legrand is here because she's pretty and white Hannah is here because she's just white
00:30:25And there's free food in the lobby
00:30:30And in true Australian wildlife fashion that my dear friends just like her name is a rare species of snake
00:30:38after swallowing a double-decker bus
00:30:49I would like to propose a toast to our
00:30:54Questionable couple Michelle and Graham to our extra special guest judge
00:30:58Whoever she may be and to my favorite singer from America
00:31:03Beyonce
00:31:09It's clear that this is not her strong suit
00:31:11But she's actually holding her own and I'm so so impressed with her
00:31:15Girl after some of these toasts Michelle Visage has never been happier to be gluten-free, honey. Oh, you're right
00:31:21I am so so happy to be here and I was honored when you asked me to be your maid of honor
00:31:27Honestly, you know, my first thought was wow. This bitch really doesn't have any friends girl. Oh my god
00:31:34But uh, you know the ceremony was beautiful, you know, it was so wonderful
00:31:37We could finally find a priest to get close enough to Michelle Visage without a garlic necklace and a wooden stake, honey
00:31:43Speaking of vampires
00:31:45Legrand Dom is here everyone. I mean seriously, it's like she hasn't seen a summer in a hundred years girl
00:31:51What are you allergic to the Sun? Would I kill you to go outside?
00:31:54Girl, she gets a sunburn just opening the refrigerator
00:31:58Also Tia coffee is here girl
00:32:01Tia is so stupid that when we're when RuPaul said speak now or forever hold your peace under the table. She has grabbed her dick
00:32:13Marina Summers is here
00:32:16Now Marina and I both know a thing or two about going viral
00:32:19But Marina gets hers cleared up right up with a shot in the ass and an injection. Oh
00:32:26The incontinent Graham Norton is here
00:32:30Graham Norton has been on the telly so long that the first episode of the Graham Norton show was in black and white
00:32:35Graham Norton has been in the business so long
00:32:39How long that people actually had to get up to turn his show off
00:32:49That's bad
00:32:50poor Scarlett and
00:32:53Honestly, best of luck with your second marriage
00:32:55You know, the only thing that Graham has in common with Michelle's first husband is that they were both paid to marry Michelle Visage
00:33:03He's being paid tonight
00:33:06RuPaul Elvis said I can't help falling in love with you, but with a face pulled that tight bitch ain't nothing falling. Okay
00:33:24Laughs for God's sake these are funny jokes
00:33:29Right
00:33:30Cheers I want to make a toast cheers to Michelle to Graham shares and thank you so much. Congratulations. Can I drink this now?
00:33:40This is why I don't go to weddings
00:33:52Thank you for that fantastic introduction
00:33:55Dearly tolerated we are gathered here today to celebrate the joining of this man and Graham Norton and glory. Holy matrimony
00:34:03Michelle you look stunning Graham. You're a vision. Sorry. I misread that Graham. You host Eurovision. You look a mess
00:34:11You two are a strange pair. It's a real blending of cultures
00:34:15Michelle Visage a French name that roughly translates to Michael face
00:34:24And Graham who identifies emotionally with potatoes
00:34:28Not because you're Irish. That's a stereotype
00:34:31It's because much like a potato you go with anything which explains your marriage to Michelle
00:34:38RuPaul is here. Hi room. You really remind me of my mother. She's dead
00:34:46You would be forgiven for thinking that the five of us on stage are the world's worst Spice Girls tribute act
00:34:53I guess I'll take scary spice because I'm famously excellent to a Mel B impression
00:34:58Scarlet you can be gin and tonic spice
00:35:02Look around arm. You can be posh because you're French
00:35:05Marina, you can be baby because you're roughly the size of an eight-month-old child
00:35:11Hannah this is the first and last time anyone will say this to you. You're sporty
00:35:16Now let's get serious you may have heard in the tabloids that myself and Legrand Dom have had a whirlwind romance in this competition
00:35:25Unfortunately that relationship has ended but it was a happy ending about 20 minutes ago
00:35:32Legrand Dom's journey in this competition is very much like my favorite French city. Why because she's going to lose
00:35:41And finally Marina is here she has three badges in this competition scarlet that this many bad
00:35:50You've got a Marina really reminds me of life life is short
00:36:00Make the most of it because you never know when it's gonna be your turn
00:36:03Make the most of it because you never know when it might end cherish every moment
00:36:10I'm tea or coffee and when I go I hope it's instant
00:36:12You know I never explained why I brought a trumpet with me
00:36:14Good night everyone
00:36:34A perfect ending. I'm a genius my wedding planning skills up sensational
00:36:43Silence made my decision
00:36:47This marriage is off
00:36:52Yes, I have just received the DNA reports Michelle and Graham a brother and sister
00:37:04Oh
00:37:06Lovely soup
00:37:11Category is take me up the aisle
00:37:15Up first Hannah Konda. This ain't her first time up the aisle
00:37:20My dress is very classic bridal
00:37:23I feel so elegant and beautiful and it feels like it glides and I move and I'm delicate. Oh, I love it
00:37:29I feel like a sponge cake no groom at the end
00:37:33She was going to marry the love of her life, but he didn't show at the church
00:37:38It is very sad not all weddings are happy. They often end in divorce
00:37:44Did she get that big old dress in an ample sale for a junk-in-the-trunk show
00:37:50childlike skin Hannah Montana Konda
00:37:54Here comes the bride also. She's approaching oh
00:38:00Come to the reception for Vegemite and fosters
00:38:04I
00:38:13Am serving post-nuclear war bride, you know mutants are very romantic too, and they get married
00:38:20I'm walking down the runway and I say I do
00:38:26Poof there it is. I
00:38:29I feel very warm on that runway, but that's because of the uranium
00:38:34Yes, she might have three ovaries, but it means she's gonna have a lot of babies
00:38:40She went for an elopement. She wanted no frills
00:38:44I've seen her seating plan. It's on Graham's face
00:38:49Sacre something blue
00:38:53Up next Marina summers
00:38:58This look is a traditional wedding look from the Yukon tribe one of the many tribes of the Philippines as I walk down
00:39:06I feel kind of emotional because it's just so sacred to be able to wear this
00:39:12That is absolutely beautiful. Mm-hmm
00:39:14This is my love letter to the Philippines and I feel gorgeous. I feel powerful and I feel proud
00:39:22Hey, I think someone stole my wind chimes. I'll bet her bridal shower was golden
00:39:29Oh, I hate a destination wedding
00:39:35Up next scarlet Envy I'm serving Las Vegas, baby
00:39:41I'm feeling it's fantastic. I feel like I just got married in Vegas and I'm definitely saying I do
00:39:49want another vodka soda
00:39:52RSV penis optional. Oh, I
00:39:55Can't help falling in love who wants to get hitched to this bitch
00:40:00She doesn't know whether to toss a bouquet or Graham's salad. I
00:40:04Can see her Las Vegas landing strip
00:40:09Up next the question remains tea or coffee
00:40:13Wait, is this a wedding or a gender reveal party? She is from the hood motherhood. I
00:40:21I am giving you a sci-fi alien moment. I am pregnant with baby Xenon
00:40:28Serving you fierceness from far away across the universe. This look is a milky sleigh
00:40:36You know, this aliens only doing it for the visa
00:40:41The dress is made of actual bridal satin there's bridal lace. It's shiny. It's shimmering
00:40:48It's gorgeous. Look at the train. There are ruffles and I've got my legs out. Why because they're long
00:40:54She's serving morning sickness. Oh, yeah, I guess we know she likes the teabag left in
00:41:07Welcome Queens
00:41:09It's time for the judges critiques up first
00:41:12Hannah Conda, hey Hannah, okay. You were a joy as always
00:41:18I thought you had a lot of really fun jokes
00:41:20And you laughed at what the other girls were saying to you even when it really wasn't funny
00:41:24You were there to be the cackler. I was very offended that you didn't seem to take my love for Michelle. Seriously
00:41:30The whole thing seemed like a joke to them I
00:41:33Love the way you styled yourself like that aunt who's claiming every centerpiece at the end of the night
00:41:39And that outfit let us know exactly what you were going to do I loved that woman
00:41:44I loved that you opened by dabbing the napkin at your mouth as though you'd filleted a groomsman
00:41:51That was a physical joke before you'd even opened your mouth
00:41:54You can see that you're someone who's happy to take the piss out of yourself and that made you more warm and more likable to
00:41:59Watch so well done. Oh, thank you so much and tonight. I think this is really beautiful. This is not traditional Hannah
00:42:06This is traditional bride with a little nod of Hannah. I was captivated by the way that you performed the runway walk
00:42:11It drew me in very romantic and a little bit sad almost. Where is he?
00:42:18I've been here for three days. I
00:42:21Guess you figured that no one else would do the traditional bride and you did it and it looks fantastic
00:42:27Anything else you want to add? No, but I feel really pretty and it's nice to just be fabulous and gay. So, thank you very much
00:42:36Up next look Ron Dom Michelle. It wasn't the worst thing. It wasn't the best thing
00:42:41There were moments where I felt you kind of spiraling and then you rallying yourself back and that's how you you know
00:42:47Separate a performer from a novice you had wordplay, which is very difficult
00:42:52Twat is a new word for like Hans Dom
00:42:55It didn't land so well, but then you just repeated yourself
00:42:58You explained the joke to everyone and that took a lot of balls. You said ankles frozen twat work with me
00:43:04I really admired your commitment to the challenge. You never seem defeated
00:43:09You know if jokes weren't landing you just went well, I'm gonna give you another one. Yeah, here comes another one
00:43:15I was so excited to do a roast. We really don't get to do that in France. This doesn't translate
00:43:20It would sound really mean very fast. So right because let's face it in France a roast is just everyday life
00:43:27Entertaining it
00:43:29Let's talk about this Galeano beautiful runway fashion moment. You look absolutely
00:43:35Exquisite and I love it. This is just beyond. I mean that headpiece should just be you know in an art gallery
00:43:41I have been to small-town Canadian art galleries. We don't have this
00:43:46You are just a vision. It is so beautiful. The color is so unexpected just
00:43:54amazing, thanks
00:43:56up next
00:43:57Marina summer in the roast when you had the timing you had us and then when it kind of fell off or you felt the
00:44:04Joke's not landing then you would lose it, but I enjoyed it and I loved your energy
00:44:09What I really liked Ross when things didn't land you knew we would laugh. Are you doing your little?
00:44:15I
00:44:17Love
00:44:21What did surprise me is that I thought you were stronger in the workshop with me I was more comfortable
00:44:27Reading it to you. I did notice a lot of the other Queens glanced at their notes and that's fine
00:44:32But you were completely off book in your second language. So that was really really impressive to me
00:44:38There was a confidence there, you know, there were times when you faltered
00:44:41But you know if you were to get get a second chance, I could tell that you would nail it
00:44:45This is just beyond beautiful and you sell the garments and the looks so beautifully
00:44:52Every little detail is there even baby hairs at the nape of your neck along with every little thing
00:44:58Hanging and all the crystals in the headpiece. It's all just really beautiful. And I love your Filipina pride. This outfit is
00:45:05Smashing. What is this outfit called?
00:45:07This is a traditional bridal garment from a tribe called the yakan tribe
00:45:11These textiles are actually hand woven by the women of the yakan tribe. They were very gracious enough to let us wear it and
00:45:19Represent that here. Thank you. Thank you up next
00:45:23Scarlet Envy you're one that struggled as well with some of the jokes, but you did power through it
00:45:28You knew it you kind of acknowledged it and you still carried on because you're a performer. That's what you do
00:45:34You gave it your best go. I appreciated your energy. There was kind of a disconnect. I felt between your delivery and the material Oh
00:45:42You were kind of almost overselling the jokes, but if you trusted in your jokes more they would have landed better
00:45:47I think I was confused as to why you weren't getting more laughs really because I was laughing
00:45:52I think that you do this you you indicate like, you know when someone mentions your belt you will say you mean this belt
00:45:59I think it distracts from where the punchline is because the material was strong
00:46:03but for some reason the laughs weren't there I
00:46:07Love what you're wearing tonight. Nothing says American drag quite like the yassification of Elvis the makeup
00:46:14I think all of it is super super fun tonight. I was expecting or a slutty bride
00:46:18I was making more skin on your wedding day, but this is beautiful
00:46:24I'm always so inspired by what Queens are able to do with their silhouettes and seeing
00:46:31That little itty-bitty waste in the hips on you this evening might have saved me a trip to Turkey
00:46:36So, thank you
00:46:38This outfit is just exquisite. I love it so much. Thank you. Thank you up next to your coffee
00:46:46So we waited this whole series to see what was in the dossier and it was joke cards. I
00:46:55Knew that you were gonna have it because you brought you to the assignment it worked all of it was a home run
00:47:01I so enjoy the way, you know yourself now that you weren't doing an impression of a stand-up
00:47:08We were being tea or coffee and it was you know, intentional and well-written, you know, that's impressive
00:47:14Everything worked. You didn't lose your dad jokes Michael face
00:47:21Just so many fun take away things you set the tone for who you are and what your
00:47:27Comedy is gonna be within seconds of opening your mouth and it was just hilarious
00:47:34This outfit is
00:47:36Ridiculous. This is so different and elevated from the last time you were here and it makes me so happy
00:47:43I mean on your season you would have done this but that would have been a Cabot patch doll in a Tesco bag
00:47:50Great job tonight to you. Thank you. The baby is yours
00:47:57Thank
00:47:59You Tia
00:48:02Thank You Queens, I think we've heard enough based on the judges critiques I've made some decisions
00:48:10At this point in the competition if you're not in the top you are in the bottom
00:48:18Tick off a
00:48:21Anaconda
00:48:24Translations you are the top two Queens of the week
00:48:32That means the ground on
00:48:34Marina Summers
00:48:36Scarlet Envy
00:48:38I'm sorry my dears, but you are the bottom Queens of the week
00:48:45Hannah
00:48:47Tia
00:48:49Each of you needs to decide which of the bottom three you'll eliminate if you win the lip-sync
00:48:56So are you deliberate in the workroom judges and I?
00:49:02Return Graham and Michelle's wedding gifts for cash and store credit
00:49:08You may leave the stage. Oh
00:49:13My god
00:49:15Just a couple of brides we're back in the workroom and baby, she's chopped
00:49:20And I'm so proud. We're in
00:49:26Congrats to our top two
00:49:29You are in the finale I know and you're some funny bitches, too
00:49:33I was really so incredible girls like you did fucking fantastic. Well, honestly, it was a fun time
00:49:40There was lots of laughs. How are you feeling Marina?
00:49:42Honestly, I feel proud of myself. I may not got the all the laughs, but I got all the badges
00:49:51Scarlet how are you feeling? It is what it is, you know, I mean, it's unfortunate that there's three in the bottom
00:49:57this week I
00:49:59Do not feel like I deserve to be in the bottom
00:50:02Maybe I fell short in my delivery on some of the jokes, but I'm a bit worried now look Tia
00:50:09I know this is gonna be a tough decision for us both. Yeah, again, I do accept bribes and
00:50:14And there will be a job on offer
00:50:23Me or Hannah are gonna make the decision about who we're going into the final with and that's a lot to think about I
00:50:30Don't really know what to do
00:50:32How are you feeling? I don't know. I mean it sucks to be in the bottom
00:50:35I feel like I wouldn't have been if there wasn't three of us
00:50:39I just I think I was like much better than the other two girls. I
00:50:46Feel it's difficult because is it track record is it?
00:50:52Who potentially might have done the worst in this last challenge or is it at the last minute taking out the biggest competition?
00:50:59I think it would be a gag of the season if Marina went anywhere
00:51:04I mean blue did it to band Jaina and she won the whole thing and she won. That's true
00:51:09That would be a
00:51:13You know, I hate to see you in this position because you've been the untouchable Marina summers this whole competition
00:51:19and for me, you know that really
00:51:22Just gives me the opportunity now to just get rid of you
00:51:25I know with Marina I could play strategy if I get rid of her
00:51:29I know that it's it's almost a clear path to 50,000 pounds. All I know is that proud of you
00:51:34I love you as a sister and
00:51:39I
00:51:41Actually don't feel good about this conversation
00:51:45I'm pretty confident that Hannah will not pick my lipstick, but you'll never know. You'll never know
00:51:53How are you feeling I'm feeling okay, it really is your decision and just know that it won't affect
00:52:02What we've shared so far you do what you got to do
00:52:04But I really want to be here till the end and and I believe that I deserve I appreciate you saying that
00:52:10I've grown so close to LeGrand in this competition and it's a head-versus-heart decision
00:52:19But how you feeling girl, I'm proud of what I did I also think if there were only two of us
00:52:24I don't think I would be here. I think it was very clear
00:52:27Who the two bottom Queens this week are?
00:52:30And it's not me. I just want it so fucking bad
00:52:35Yeah, look, I don't know what's gonna happen. I I'm really feeling that this is gonna be one of those decisions
00:52:40It's like down to the wire
00:52:42Pro is I think I could beat her in a lip-sync. So that's good
00:52:45So, you know knowing that we probably gonna have to lip-sync for this crown
00:52:49Keeping her there could be a safety net
00:52:55Congratulations, thank you all you did so well. I'm so proud of you top for baby. Thank you
00:53:01If I were in the top, I would get rid of me
00:53:04At this moment, but I don't want to go home
00:53:08Not now
00:53:09Three badges aside. I've worked so hard just to get here and I have
00:53:16Everything into my craft and it would mean a lot to me to be in that finale to represent what we want to represent
00:53:23Yeah
00:53:24Somewhere across the world a brown queer person is watching two people of color doing well in competition
00:53:30And it would be my dream to keep a holding hand with you until the end. Yeah
00:53:37Yeah, I can feel her passion and her fight and her desire to get to the end. I don't know what to do
00:53:45How do you feel? I want to be with you all the way like I I love you all and I don't know
00:53:52I think I deserve to stay a little longer
00:53:54Because my track record is in the words
00:53:58because I brought
00:54:00Interesting things to the competition. There are many ways this could be played
00:54:04But I want to stay with my sisters and really give it a shot a good nice good shot
00:54:10I want to stay here and I want to keep laughing. Okay. Okay. Dada has also been incredibly really strong and
00:54:18But did falter this week like it's really really freaking hard
00:54:23Looking at these lipsticks in front of me. I know what decision I have to make
00:54:29The question is whether it's based on fairness and track record
00:54:34Whether it's based on strategy and making sure that I can get to that top two
00:54:39or
00:54:40Whether or not it's keeping the ground down for no reason. It's a tough call
00:54:47This is the final round of the competition
00:54:49This is the penultimate lip-sync if I win, I'll be taking away someone's dream of being in the final
00:54:56I could take out the biggest competition. I could do it. How would I do it?
00:55:02That's some Game of Thrones shit right there
00:55:10Welcome back ladies to
00:55:13internationally acclaimed Queens stand before you
00:55:17Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and earn the power
00:55:23Give one of the bottom Queens
00:55:25the chance I
00:55:28Have got a plan to pay homage to the eliminated Queens. I want to go into that final with a second badge
00:55:35Times come
00:55:37You two lip-sync
00:55:40for
00:55:42the world
00:55:44For the world
00:55:50This is the last time we are gonna get this frickin badge
00:55:53I cannot go into the finale without a badge Tia your tricks aren't gonna work here because I'm gonna win
00:55:59Good luck
00:56:01Don't fuck it up
00:56:44Oh
00:57:14Oh
00:57:44Oh
00:58:08Gorgeous
00:58:11Ladies I've made my decision
00:58:20Anaconda. Congratulations. You're a winner, baby
00:58:27Thank you so much and you've earned your first gold Rue Peter badge
00:58:34Where it was pride, thank you, I will and most importantly you've made it through to next week's
00:58:41lip-sync smackdown for the crown
00:58:46Dear coffee
00:58:47You are safe, and you've made it through to next week's lip-sync smackdown for the crown
00:58:55Bravo
00:58:57You just beat me I'm so proud of you
00:59:00Bravo
00:59:06You may step to the back of the stage
00:59:18Well the bottom three Queens, please step forward
00:59:20And
00:59:27With great power comes great responsibility
00:59:32Anaconda
00:59:33Which Queen have you chosen to get the chop?
00:59:40I don't want to be a dream crusher and
00:59:43this was an incredibly incredibly hard decision for me to make but one has to go and
00:59:50Tonight I have chosen
00:59:55Scarlet I
00:59:59Love you so much, and I'm proud of you as it is written, so it shall be done
01:00:06Scarlet ending you are and will always be drama
01:00:12and a global phenomenon now
01:00:16Shay oh wait, thank you. Thank you. I've done this a few times. I know how it goes
01:00:22I love you. I love you so much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you
01:00:30UK versus the world wants me and the feeling is mutual
01:00:35It
01:00:42Fucking sucks to be the one to leave tonight
01:00:44It's hard to get this close and not get what I really wanted
01:00:48But I hope I've done the USA proud my lyrics earlier in the season were never fear the future
01:00:54So just because you don't achieve the goal that you set for yourself doesn't mean you shouldn't set another one girl
01:01:05Get coffee, please step forward
01:01:09By getting surprised eliminate
01:01:14My fabulous final four
01:01:17Condragulations now I want to hear from you our viewers
01:01:21Who do you think deserves to be crowned queen of the mother tucking world?
01:01:27Are you team Hanukkah?
01:01:30Team Legrand dumb
01:01:35Are you team Marina Summers
01:01:40Or are you team tea or coffee
01:01:45Tune in next week for the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race UK versus the world where we will crown ourselves a winner
01:01:53baby
01:01:55and remember
01:01:57And remember if you can't love yourself how in the hell you're gonna love somebody else can I get an amen up in here