CRAYON SHINCHAN クレヨンしんちゃん EP42
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00:01One, two, three, ha!
00:05Yes, sir!
00:09Action, bastard says! I've got you, Krabs!
00:13Witness my power!
00:15Bastardly bedsheets!
00:17Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:19I've filled your sheets with eggs, making them the perfect weapon!
00:23Ha!
00:24Now my crab brethren will be spread from you!
00:27To each of the hundreds of ladies you bring home!
00:30Not again!
00:31Uncomfortable itching for everybody!
00:34Jigs up, undy crab!
00:36You'll plague us no more!
00:38I've brought the shampoo!
00:40Ha ha ha ha! We meet again, lollipop!
00:42But I've got a few new tricks up my skirt!
00:45Lollipop, transform!
00:47Skirt of blue and scarf of green!
00:49When you're hit by her love beam, tell the cops you look eighteen!
00:53General Bapoon is on the scene!
00:56Bra on your head's no match for my undies!
00:58That's not my secret weapon, crab!
01:01Monogamous love, ha!
01:03My secret weakness!
01:05Take this, Krabby! Medicate and scar!
01:08Ha ha ha ha! Man, you totally missed me!
01:12Or not.
01:18That's right! Your crabs have been declawed!
01:21Jailbait poon, poon kiss!
01:25Lollipop, where did you get these powers?
01:27Maturity, bastard! Felipe made me a woman!
01:29Not an adult, but a woman!
01:31That's preposterous!
01:32Girls can have superpowers, too?
01:36All right, who's got the game idea?
01:38I do! Me! Me!
01:40Oh, gosh, is it another play?
01:42Hide in the freezer wasn't your best work.
01:44I had cold toes.
01:46Relax, dicks! This time I want to play action, bastard!
01:49Huh?
01:50Yeah, yeah, yeah! I want to play! I need to play!
01:52Well, if it makes Shin happy.
01:54Winner's action, bastard!
01:56Yeah, I win! Not that I care.
01:58And you failed me.
02:00Why didn't you compete, Penny?
02:02I'll be Lollipop. My mom bought me the official scarf.
02:05Wow, Penny, I didn't know you were such a fan of the show.
02:08We'll do her ass-kick scene. Ready?
02:10Sure, let's go!
02:12Now don't screw it up or I'll kick you!
02:14Action, bastard!
02:16Bastard, action!
02:17You're mine, bastard!
02:19Hedge-butt! Hedge-butt! Fear!
02:22I'll out-bastard you both!
02:25For glory!
02:29Hold, awesome hero!
02:31I'm gonna pinch you up so good!
02:33Pinch, pinch, pinch!
02:38Where'd he go?
02:42That's not Undecrab's move, it's Tiny Whitey Earwig's!
02:45Undecrab tickles!
02:47No tickling either!
02:49You sure?
02:50The dick's up, Undecrab!
02:54You'll plague the world no more!
02:56I brought shampoo!
02:59Should I have a weird accent?
03:01No, you dumbass, just say your damn lines!
03:03Transform!
03:05Skirt of blue and scarf of green!
03:07No, it's green!
03:08Skirt of blue and scarf of green!
03:10Just say blue!
03:11Skirt of blue and scarf of green!
03:13When you're hit by her love beam,
03:15tell the cops you look like Tiny!
03:17Chill, Big Poon, it's on the scene!
03:21Wink me when she's through.
03:23Ha-ha! Prepare for my dazzling weapon,
03:26Monogamous Love Howl!
03:29I said, Monogamous Love Howl!
03:32So, can I be Action Bastard now?
03:35You idiot!
03:36When I shout my move, you have to act stunned,
03:38then I throw my scarf at you!
03:40Hold on, hurt by a scarf?
03:41I don't think my character would do that.
03:43We're not a damn K-Tech acting class!
03:45That's it, I'm recasting this show!
03:49My best man talks!
03:52The acting's undervalued.
03:54Quiet, Maso. Dead hedge people don't talk.
03:56You have to stay at Carrot Bird.
03:58Praise for doom, Undecrab!
04:00Just remember, Penny deserves one happy day.
04:02Now, prepare to get crabbed, bastard!
04:06No, villain! I'm on crababose!
04:08This is going much better.
04:10Shin just needs to get creamed by the crabzooka
04:12and we'll be in the clear.
04:14Uncomfortable itching for everyone!
04:24Here's my cue.
04:26Hit me again!
04:34That should do it.
04:36Hit me again!
04:37Son of a bitch!
04:42Hit me again!
04:44What the hell's wrong with you, Shin?
04:46You took three shots from the crabzooka!
04:49The best are always once more!
04:51Not in this episode!
04:53Didn't you see it?
04:5425 times, in forward and reverse!
04:56Then why can't you follow the script?
04:58I didn't guilt turn my mama to buy me this scarf
05:00just so you could crap all over...
05:06Help me, I'm drowning!
05:09Oh no!
05:11My tail-bait pun scarf!
05:13The lollipop uses it to transform!
05:15How can we finish now without the key prop?
05:17I doubt we can, Penny.
05:19Yes, the scarf's necessity is well-established
05:21in bastard canon, not that I care.
05:23But we imagined the other costumes in the crabzooka
05:25and I still don't really get what that is.
05:27Can't our minds imagine anything?
05:29Even the official trademark scarf?
05:31Now you're screwed.
05:37I never get anything I want!
05:39I can't be a lollipop or have a horse
05:41or be a princess or convince Aunt Peggy
05:43to let us live in her garage!
05:45Doesn't the real action bastard start soon?
05:47Let's watch and eat cheese from the fun can.
05:49Every so often, boohoo surprise me with your brilliance.
05:51Cheese knows the future.
05:53Why am I friends with those jerk-offs?
05:55Then I tried to be all the roles
05:57but I couldn't give myself crabs.
05:59Why wouldn't they stay and play?
06:01I thought it's cause I'm bossy
06:03but then I realized it's cause I'm fat.
06:05Right?
06:07Please don't be Shin.
06:09Afternoon, ma'am.
06:11Oh, thank goodness.
06:13What are we thankful for?
06:15Penny isn't here right now.
06:17Guys!
06:19We realize that game's important to you
06:21and we should keep playing, scarf or no scarf,
06:23even if action bastard's on.
06:25We felt bad for not staying.
06:27Plus the episode's over and we're out of cheese.
06:29I told you not to mention that, Shin.
06:31Oh yeah, good plan.
06:33Sorry we ditched you.
06:37Guys, can my friends stay and play
06:39Jailbait Poon, please?
06:41If Daddy comes home, we'll just say they're burglars.
06:43Daddy would blame us for burglars, too, dear,
06:45but it's strip club night, so we're fine.
06:47Why, I'll even wash your scarf so you can still use it.
06:49Thanks, Mommy. Yay!
06:51We did pay $50 for it.
06:53Hey, now that we're here, we can have more props.
06:55Come on, we'll use your mom's crabby cakes
06:57as crab-zooka ammo.
06:59We'll have the best pretense ever.
07:01Excuse us, ma'am.
07:03No way, Ma, so you don't have the gravitas.
07:05Hatchman! Hatchman! Fear!
07:07We'll make good explosions.
07:09Where's your mom keep the matches, buckets, and hairspray?
07:11You? Who?
07:13Happiness Bunny, where are you?
07:23Whiny Flight
07:27Welcome to another installment of Shin-Chan Pets,
07:29a look back at the days when our lovable animators
07:31were watching Underdog a lot
07:33and kept wanting to feature Whitey.
07:35It also features Hiro picking his nose.
07:37Shin, where's your father?
07:39I've got an errand for him.
07:41I have a coupon.
07:45Hiro?
07:47Sorry, I'm writing up
07:49a revolutionary new sales strategy.
07:51This could be my ticket for that big race.
07:57Too bad you suck at lying.
07:59Your computer's not even plugged in.
08:01That's funny.
08:03I wouldn't bother, but it's free.
08:05Oh, this is for Whitey.
08:07That's not too bad.
08:09I was afraid I was going to have to
08:11take Shin somewhere outside.
08:17Too much or too little, daddy-o?
08:19Oh, damn.
08:21I guess he remembers the pretty vet.
08:23If I tell him no now,
08:25he'll just cling to my leg.
08:27I'm holding the leash.
08:29Can I wear a leash?
08:31Whitey, guess who's going for a walk today?
08:33Watch out, he bites.
08:39You think he knows where we're going?
08:41Because that could make this difficult.
08:43I don't know, but I bet he's pretty suspicious
08:45if you're paying attention to him at all.
08:47Yeah, that probably tipped him off.
08:49Oh, you have nothing to be scared about.
08:51We're just going to fill your bloodstream
08:53with a bunch of dead virus bodies.
09:00What's gotten into you?
09:03Maybe he smells a killer
09:05like the one who tripped on Bear-ass Godzilla.
09:07I wasn't a killer, I was just drunk.
09:09Just drunk!
09:11Okay, Whitey, that's enough.
09:13It's time to get a move on.
09:15Don't make me pull you the whole way.
09:17Stop struggling!
09:19Well, he's like half your size, dad.
09:21Come on, Whitey, I don't have all day.
09:23I know, dad.
09:25He's afraid of shots.
09:27Oh, you're such a pretty dog.
09:29Oh, yes, you are.
09:31Don't be scared.
09:33I'm not going to hurt you.
09:35I just want to look at your cute face.
09:37Now sit tight.
09:39This won't hurt a bit.
09:41It'll just kill you!
09:43Oh, son of a...
09:45Don't say the S-word!
09:47You know the S-word, too?
09:49I'll drag you every step of the way.
09:51Come on, dad.
09:53I want to be on the leash.
09:55Come on, dad. I want to be on the leash, please.
09:57That smell!
10:03Oh, give me a break, Whitey, and behave.
10:05Shin, where are you?
10:07He's technically your dog.
10:09Come help me!
10:11The hot ass can wait!
10:17I thought he'd give up by now.
10:19Whitey, bad dog.
10:21Now, where's that thing?
10:25Whoa, is that a coupon?
10:27I want to do it!
10:29Fine, take it to the front desk.
10:33Yo, customer waiting!
10:35Hi!
10:37Coming right over, cutie.
10:43Monster!
10:45Please help, my heart is broken
10:47by your wicked haughtiness in my dance.
10:49Sorry, we left
10:51this one's muzzle at home.
10:55Hey, the haughty lady's
10:57going to stick you with a needle.
10:59You scared?
11:01You really shouldn't be, Whitey.
11:03It goes back here in all the padding, so...
11:05Oh, that hurts!
11:09Yeah, I don't think you're making it
11:11any easier for him, really.
11:13Please keep him steady for me.
11:15Okay!
11:17Sorry, we only have the big needles today.
11:19I'll hold him down.
11:21I'll hold me.
11:23That's not helping.
11:25Huh?
11:27Wow, this is heavy.
11:29Here you go, lady, I'll try not to dance.
11:31You're not getting the shot today!
11:33No!
11:35Son of a...
11:37Nice try, Buster.
11:39Oh!
11:41Ah!
11:43Oh, man!
11:45Oh, it's on now, Whitey.
11:49You're mine.
11:51Technically, you're my dog.
11:53You got him from the neighbor's yard for me.
11:55Right.
11:57We don't mention that.
11:59Where'd your armadillo go?
12:01Seems he's gone forever.
12:03But you can still poke my hiney.
12:05I'm sorry.
12:07You don't get your coupon back, so go find him.
12:09Okay.
12:11This is how Whitey says thank you.
12:13Get the hell off me, kid.
12:17He can't have gone far.
12:19Search that way, Dad.
12:21I'll search the honey vent.
12:23No, we're in this together.
12:25Whitey!
12:27Whitey!
12:29Whitey!
12:31Whitey!
12:33Bollocks, that was a close one.
12:35Now I'll double back.
12:43That stench!
12:45Whitey!
12:47Whitey!
12:49What now?
12:53How can he be so fast?
12:55We never give him any exercise.
12:57We have to find him.
12:59He must be so scared without us.
13:01I knew I wasn't wasting all those hours watching that cat.
13:05Freedom!
13:09It's her!
13:11Look, Meg, it's your friend you're too good for.
13:17Okay, pups, no X ratings.
13:19You can walk with us if that kid's not with you.
13:23Sounds delightful.
13:25And maybe after, we can nip off for some scones and jam.
13:27Scandalous.
13:29You know, Meg, just because you go on dates with him
13:31doesn't mean you can't sleep around.
13:33Stop it! I only do one at a time.
13:35Peachy, I've never been a fan of dog piles myself.
13:37Hello, sound the trumpets.
13:39Meg and I are here.
13:43Sorry we're late, Doc. We picked up a friend.
13:45Oh, but I've got that coupon.
13:49Where did you run off to?
13:51You left without getting your shot.
13:53Oh, did I? I didn't realize.
13:55I thought I, uh, smelled a rabbit.
13:57I love rabbits.
13:59And sharks.
14:01Whoa, Whitey came back on his own?
14:03He was very good.
14:05He even jumped on the table for me.
14:07Good doggie.
14:09Yeah, and it had nothing to do with Meg.
14:11It's really quite the turnaround.
14:13Oh.
14:15Oh, I'm sorry.
14:17My hand just had a seizure, that's why I jumped.
14:19It's not because touching women makes me nervous.
14:21I have a wife, and I touch her all the time.
14:23Lucky her.
14:25I recently lost my dog, and I'm so upset.
14:27Will you hold me tight, Action Bitch's mommy?
14:29Wow, you're horny for a five-year-old.
14:33What a chap will do for some tail.
14:39Cheers.
14:43Fragile rock.
14:47Collection's ready for inspection?
14:49Yes.
14:51Quit it, Shin.
14:53Since I'm leading this show-and-tell session, I might as well go first.
14:55Yes.
14:57I told you to knock it off.
14:59Why is it that you always have to be in the spotlight?
15:01Well, I'm the funny one.
15:03People just laugh at you so their friends think they're smart.
15:05Try to say farty poop fart without laughing.
15:07I can't wait till they hold you back.
15:09Ta-da.
15:11These are actual replicas of pencils used by George W.
15:13Oh, cute.
15:15I have the entire set.
15:17Check out the I Think I Can Budget Pencil.
15:19What's the log what for?
15:21That's the Tag Along Chaney Pencil,
15:23so somebody can help you sign over your shoulder.
15:27Okay, it's my turn now.
15:31Now meet your selves, everyone.
15:33Your bunny selves, that is.
15:35Pen Bun stays here. She's for self-hardies.
15:37There's Shin Bun, Jor Bun, and Boo Bun.
15:39And this super fruity one is Mazzo Bun.
15:41See, look, you can tell by the floppy wrist.
15:43Uh, yeah.
15:45Mine still has most of his bunny parts
15:47and only a few burns.
15:49That's great, Penny.
15:51Why does mine smell like pee?
15:53Why don't we just move along to you, Shin?
15:55Good idea.
15:59Dammit, not again.
16:01No, no, it's different this time.
16:03It still smells, though.
16:05Like death.
16:07I found some yams and potatoes.
16:09They're not from the toilet.
16:11Are they, Shin?
16:13No, I found them in the garbage and in Whitey Poo.
16:15This was in Yellow Poo.
16:17This one in Brown.
16:19And I think I have one with worms in here somewhere.
16:21Shin really needs a hobby.
16:23A real hobby, not poo.
16:25Oh, yeah, here it is.
16:27It was in the juice at the bottom.
16:29Oh, sorry, but time's up.
16:31It's time for Boo's collection.
16:33Oh, I brought Phillip's family tree,
16:35Boo!
16:37Awesome, this doesn't disturb or disgust me.
16:39Hey, it's like the star I make desperate wishes to.
16:43It's a rock monster's duty.
16:45Of course you'd go for the poo-like one.
16:47Don't talk about Phillip's cousin Patrick that way.
16:49He's very sensitive.
16:51Yeah, he is crumbly.
16:53Put it back, Shin.
16:55Okay, guys, it's my turn.
16:59Did you shoot all these animals yourself?
17:01What is wrong with these animals?
17:03They look like the intelligent designer's rejects.
17:05No, they're pretty.
17:07Wow, you got a horse stepping in its own poo pile?
17:09That's amazing!
17:11How did you spot that?
17:13I'll give you five yen peels for that horse.
17:15Oh, I couldn't sell one.
17:17Where the hell did you find these things?
17:19By the Internet, of course.
17:21They said these animals are really special.
17:23They don't just grow on trees.
17:25Plus, kids our age made them.
17:27How dare you!
17:29Phillip's family grows on trees,
17:31and they're the specialist of all.
17:35Are these Scratch and Sniff?
17:37You were right.
17:39Boo's way dumber than Shin.
17:41You'd better apologize to Phillip's family
17:43right this now, Maso.
17:45Phillip has been pregnant all season long,
17:47and he's got enough on his mind
17:49without having to defend his family's honor
17:51from your attacks.
17:53I didn't insult your pet rock, you dummy!
17:55I mean, come on, rocks don't grow on trees!
17:57Everyone knows rocks come from trees
17:59and love from wires.
18:01I'm not going to take this abuse anymore!
18:03It's okay, Maso. Just breathe.
18:05Phillip will never forgive him.
18:07Try not to get hysterical.
18:09I'm not hyster...
18:13Shin, I think Maso's broken.
18:15Look at this.
18:17That rooster is pooping out an egg.
18:19Damn it, Shin, focus.
18:21There's tension in the air.
18:23Not literally, nutbrain.
18:25I mean, Boo and Maso are going to fight.
18:27You should work on your communication skills.
18:29Okay, Maso, move along, move along.
18:31We're going to fix this right now.
18:33You too, Boo, let's go.
18:35Come on, we'll all be fine.
18:37Now...
18:41I want you two to say you're sorry
18:43and kiss and make up.
18:45Come on, smooch, damn it,
18:47so I can look at that poo horse.
18:49Now, what are you waiting for?
18:51Can I have a moment?
18:53That isn't funny.
18:55Now quit acting stupid and help resolve the conflict.
18:59I'm going home.
19:01Rocks have different colors.
19:07You guys really blew it this time.
19:09Stop being such an a-hole, Shin.
19:13Our circle of friends is falling apart.
19:15What am I going to do now?
19:17Shin, no time for games.
19:19I can't have just you two as my friends now.
19:21That's not nearly enough male approval.
19:23We need a plan.
19:25Plan, plan, plan, plan.
19:27That's not a plan, you're just repeating the word.
19:29Well, you're the one who wanted a plan.
19:31Okay, I'll go tell Boo I saw an orphaned rock here
19:33and you two get Maso.
19:35Plan!
19:39Stop being a baby and open this door.
19:41Never coming out, never ever.
19:43Now go away and let me brood and pee.
19:45You can't stay in there alone while we're having fun.
19:47You'll cut yourself.
19:49Boo?
19:51Uh-oh, he knows our plan.
19:53Of course I do, now scram!
19:59I win.
20:01I'll never play with them again,
20:03not while they're still friends with Boo
20:05and his stupid tree rocks.
20:11Hey!
20:13Okay, come on Maso, let's go back to the park.
20:15I'm sure Boo won't remember he's supposed to be mad.
20:17I haven't forgotten Squash.
20:19This is dumb, what about school tomorrow?
20:21No way sister, I'm never going there again.
20:23Okay, that's it.
20:25If you don't come with me to the playground right now,
20:27I'm leaving Shin here.
20:29Alright, I'll go.
20:35Surely we can smooth this out.
20:37I have to defend Phillip and his family.
20:39I never said jack about them, you oaf.
20:41Let's not start any more sectarian violence here.
20:43Come on,
20:45stop pretending that you have any pride, Maso.
20:47We have a plan, we have a plan, we have a plan, we have a...
20:53Families that grow on trees are just as good
20:55as families from the toy store, Maso.
20:57That's right, Maso.
20:59But Boo made me cry,
21:01and he made my heart ache.
21:03Boo, how could you?
21:05Yeah, Boo, how could you do that to me?
21:07Any friend of Shin's who's not a friend of Phillip
21:09isn't not an enemy of mine.
21:11That's right, Maso, that's right.
21:13Shin, you're not helping anything.
21:15Let's just forget about this.
21:17I mean, it's not like
21:19they're pencil collections or anything, right?
21:23No, you didn't.
21:25What did you say?
21:27I'm just saying that mine's the best.
21:29It is not the best one.
21:31Why don't you guys keep calm?
21:33Abydos make very good collections.
21:35And rocks are better, too.
21:37But pencil...
21:43Oh...
21:47Now Maso-Bun and Boo-Bun can live together
21:49and I can punch them both.
21:51About time.
21:53You hurt our collection's feelings, and you should be punished for it.
21:55Yeah, Phillip agrees.
21:57Hey, Boo, wanna take Georgie's pencils
21:59and smash them up at my house?
22:01Sounds good. Then we'll feed them to my rocks
22:03to give them strength.
22:05Wait up, I love violence.
22:07Yeah, then we can watch the rocks pop.
22:09No, it's just not fair!
22:21Woke up late this morning
22:23A storm was really rolling
22:25Frogs and dogs were raining from the sky
22:27Everything seems awkward to me
22:29Nothing's just as it should be
22:31If this keeps on, I'm sure I won't get by
22:35But then I closed my eyes and tried to smile
22:37I know things are bad and getting worse
22:39But after all this, I can rest a while
22:43And then I'll party, party
22:45Party, party, join us, join us
22:47Party, party, join us, join us
22:49Party, party, join us, join us
22:51Shake your day away and you can
22:53Party, party, join us, join us
22:55Party, party, join us, join us
22:57Party, party, join us, join us
22:59Shake your blues away!
23:03Yo, break a vacation, boss!
23:05This party's shaking and it ain't just shaking here
23:07I see that smile, you're grinning ear to ear
23:11Sing this song and you should really sing it clear
23:13Just sing along with us
23:19Party, party, join us, join us
23:21Party, party, join us, join us
23:23Party, party, join us, join us
23:25Shake your day away and you can
23:27Party, party!
23:29Party!
23:31Party, party!
23:33Party, party!