CRAYON SHINCHAN クレヨンしんちゃん EP49
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00:011, 2, 3, 4!
00:05Yeah!
00:09Penny's mom abhors shin!
00:11Huh?
00:13Aaaaaah!
00:15I don't get it, how could I have gained 5 pounds?
00:18I just got back on solid food after having my jaw wired shut!
00:21The one thing Bill hates more than women is fat women!
00:24Oh, I'll weigh less if I stand on one leg like a flamingo!
00:27One leg of thoughts, one leg of thoughts!
00:30What if I hold my breath?
00:35The scale must be wrong!
00:37I never gain weight!
00:39That doesn't fit! That doesn't fit!
00:41That's ugly and doesn't fit!
00:43Fit, damn you!
00:45Fit, fit, fit!
00:46Why won't you fit, motherfucker?!
00:51You know what this means?
00:52The only time you ever put on any weight is when you're preggers, Patty!
00:56I don't understand how this could happen!
00:58Bill's always so good about finishing in door number two!
01:01There's only one thing to do!
01:09I'm sorry, I know this may sound strange, but...
01:12I'm doing this for your own good.
01:14I can't sentence you to the life of Penny or the shorter life of Caitlin.
01:20Gotta make sure no one sees me go in.
01:22My husband will be furious if he learns I didn't let him shove me down the stairs like with Victoria and Paige and Dylan.
01:29Oh, look! It's Patty!
01:33I haven't seen her since that biker bastard embarrassment!
01:36Huh?
01:38She's seeing an OB-GYN?
01:40Wearing an unflattering maternity dress?
01:43Oh, she's pregnant! That's great!
01:46Hey, Patty, wait up!
01:50On second thought, better hold off on congratulating her.
01:53Right, Hema?
01:55Nothing worse than asking a woman if she's pregnant when she's just a little bloated.
02:04Oh, hi there, Penny!
02:06Oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Nohara. And how are you?
02:09I'm swell, thanks.
02:11Are you glad to be away from Shin, Hema?
02:14Ooh, maybe Penny knows if her mom's expecting.
02:18Penny, you sure seem eager to play with a baby sister.
02:21Oh, I practice with my bunnies!
02:23So, is there any way there's a possibility that maybe by some chance...
02:26Well, I guess what I'm trying to say is, uh...
02:29Do you happen to know if a certain Milfur's got a bun in the oven?
02:32Uh, yeah, Mrs. N. But how did you know about that?
02:35Oh! Well, that's not important, is it now?
02:38This is such exciting news, Penny! Congratulations!
02:41When it comes out, make sure you shower it with love!
02:45Madam, without Penny...
02:48I've finished mixing the batter for the croissant!
02:51Great, I'll put it in my purse.
02:52The weirdest thing just happened.
02:54Shin's mom somehow knew we were playing the French baker and the kind-hearted gypsy apprentice.
02:58I think she might be a closet telepath.
03:00How else to explain her knowing that we just put sweet buns in the oven?
03:03She can read people's minds.
03:07We have to be careful around that woman.
03:09Our secrets are not safe.
03:11So, Shin, what do you think Penny's mom's gonna have, a boy or a girl?
03:15Uh, she already had a girl. Her name's Penny.
03:18No! Haven't you heard the news?
03:20Mrs. Milford's having another baby!
03:22Uh-huh, uh-huh. That's some juicy gossip, Mom. Can't wait to tell the guys.
03:26Maybe they're not ready to announce it yet.
03:29Listen, Shin, I don't want you to talk about this with anyone outside of the house.
03:33Yay!
03:34I didn't have time to bake today. I hope store-bought's alright.
03:38Looks yummy.
03:43What's the matter, Mommy? You look gloomier than normal.
03:47Mommy's just a little tired. Spent all morning vacuuming.
03:52Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Shin, stupid!
03:55Yay! Shin came to play. Coming!
03:59Can today get any worse?
04:01You have perfect timing. We're sitting down to cake.
04:05Oh, yeah. Congrats on the new b-
04:09No talking outside the house!
04:13On the what?
04:15Okay, I'm inside now so I can talk.
04:17About?
04:18About your mom getting knocked up again by Mr. Storm.
04:21What? Really?
04:22It's gotta be true. Why else would my mom tell me not to talk about it?
04:26Yeah, she would know. She is a closet telepath.
04:29What?!
04:31Oh, Mommy, this is the happiest day of my life!
04:33I hope it's a girl. Is it a girl, Mommy? Is it a girl? Say it's a girl, Mommy!
04:36Penny, now don't get carried away.
04:39Oh, yeah. Something's moving in there.
04:42Your tummy's already getting all gurgly.
04:45Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just felt a baby fart.
04:48You're like a less touchy Dr. Badgerston.
04:50So, Mommy, how far along are you now anyway?
04:53When can I meet my new baby sister?
04:55By the huge size of her belly, I'd say she's 16 months pregnant,
05:00which means she's doing about... what is 16 plus 9?
05:04You don't know what you're talking about, Shin, and I don't have a belly!
05:09Yay! So it'll be sooner than Shin says?
05:12No! Wait, that's not what I meant. Penny!
05:15I'm gonna get a baby sister and nobody can take that away from me!
05:19Have you picked out a name yet? If not, I can help with that.
05:22You should name her Asmerelda!
05:27Put your ass away right now!
05:30What should we name her?
05:32I was thinking of something more classic, maybe along the lines of Caitlyn II.
05:36Then we could just stitch a two on Caitlyn's old baby clothes.
05:39But sequels are never as good as the original. Just look at Killer Cop 9.
05:43Yeah, that sucked.
05:44This baby will not be a sequel to Caitlyn!
05:47You mean she'll stay with us longer and not live in the clouds?
05:51Well, I can promise you she won't live in the lake.
05:53I can't tell her the truth.
05:55After a few days, she'll have watched enough TV to forget this.
05:58Then me, Dr. Badgerston, and the Angels will be the only ones to know.
06:03Mommy's going to make throw-upsies.
06:05Your tongue-tongue's all icky. Is it morning sickness?
06:09Don't stop her! Blowing tongues could make her lose some of that weight.
06:13Oh, Mommy! I haven't been this happy since the last time Daddy went on a business trip!
06:18Oh, uh, that's lovely, dear.
06:20Penny, you should start to clear some room.
06:22Any minute now, your mom's going to take up a lot more space.
06:25Okay!
06:27You should probably hang up that belt over there.
06:29Okay!
06:34It's not as scary when I hold it.
06:36I just realized you have a sweet superpower now.
06:39You can grab for two people at once.
06:41Here, eat this and see what happens.
06:44No, thanks. I'm really not hungry.
06:47I know you said Daddy did something that turned you off strawberry shortcake, which I still don't get.
06:51But you really should eat something, and I'm pretty sure Caitlyn II likes cake.
06:55Well, if you want, I can taste it for you to make sure it's not stale, poisoned, or vegan.
06:59Jimmy!
07:00Come on, doesn't it look yummy-licious?
07:02The berries are oozing with flavor.
07:04Look, you guys, I need to...
07:08It's just...
07:14Here's the thing.
07:18Wait, there's more.
07:26Gotta keep him away from the Hoover.
07:31I did the right thing! I did the right thing!
07:35I did the right thing!
07:45Beezle drop returns!
07:47Seeing that Kenta was just an eccentric psychotic and not a sexual deviant, Mitzi did the laundry.
07:53Don't wash all the stains.
07:55You can make demands when you're a Kendo star.
07:57Okay, fine. I'm gonna go practice.
07:59Practice going commando.
08:02Train hard and make me proud.
08:04I was worried his lessons weren't helping.
08:07I wonder where he learned to beat on people so well.
08:13What should I do today instead of Kendo?
08:18Holy crap, no!
08:24House of Gentle Falsities, open!
08:26Coming!
08:28Oh, do you want Hima too?
08:29No, that one has the mark of the vulgar and must never come near me.
08:32I have come here for Dildor. He must continue his training.
08:35Wait, you mean Shin? Oh, crap, he must be hiding.
08:38I should have known he was faking obedience.
08:42Where is Josh?
08:48Revelations of the Golden Milk Cap, chapter 800.
08:51Yea, the albino titan Beezle Drop, having lay with the detached uterus of the flaming dairy cow,
08:56knew he faced grave danger until his great-great-great-great-grandson Dildor was born to save the universe.
09:02Yea, since the Fly Lord and his brethren were mind readers, Beezle Drop was forced to hide from his own mind,
09:07as Beezle Dick the Clouded, a half albino, half titan who spoke in gibberish and did not know his greatness.
09:13In this avatar, he would wait for his final destiny.
09:16Pasty guy, I'm not here.
09:18Oh, you are a neighbor in this barn?
09:20Yo, I'm a lizard because I'm running from Nutso.
09:24No! What has Slaughterous done to you, my savior?
09:27I must remove the witch paste from betwixt your ears.
09:30Don't you know the lizard is friend to the snake?
09:34I take it this must be the nutman you are running from.
09:36I must defend the honor of such an innocent boy lizard.
09:42You know the sweeper technique of the whipped king?
09:46Also draw power.
09:50And agile, too.
09:52Yea, get him, Pasty guy. He's trying to make me exercise.
09:57The perf is finally here.
09:59Kenta, what the?
10:01He stops at nothing to defend Dildo.
10:07Could he be?
10:08Yes!
10:09I see his true self. It is my fate to awaken him.
10:12To awaken him!
10:20Beasledrop, you need hide no more.
10:25Thanks for taking care of him for me.
10:27Kenta's the one you were running from, you faker!
10:29Oh my, have you come for me?
10:31You're not that neighborhood rapist, are you?
10:33This boy's so white, though he speaks the nonsense tongue, is a sleeping titan.
10:37He must be taught Kendo.
10:40If you learn Kendo, you can defend me from dirty heathens.
10:43Go on, tell him you're excited about it.
10:46Oui, oui, I learn!
10:49See? His name's Robert, he's French.
10:51I got him through Couchsurfing.com to keep me company.
10:54You know, my kids never visit until their smack money runs out.
10:57Mon Capitan!
10:59This is wonderful, you taking him as a student.
11:01Next time a man talks to me, he's gonna get it hard in the nuts.
11:04Now this robber can practice for me.
11:06You're learning Kendo, Mommy has a dream.
11:08This'll give Robert something else to focus on.
11:11Turns out he's somewhat of a lech himself.
11:13Yesterday I caught him petting some girl down at the mall.
11:15Buckles, you touched a woman?
11:17Lavergine.
11:19But your soul is pure.
11:21Nah, he's quite the ladies' man, I bet.
11:23Just look at those gigantic hands of his.
11:25That really gets our motors going, because you know he can fill it up where it counts.
11:28Sorry, was that TMI?
11:30They're titan hands.
11:31Oui, stinking girl.
11:32Please don't say that.
11:33It's like my mother told me and I told my boys.
11:36The fastest way to hell is through the velvet gates of sin.
11:39So it'll be great if you can get his mind out of that dank, wet gutter.
11:42And since he's French, he can teach you and Shin about unemployment.
11:45Fear not, he'll cease these naughty thoughts once he remembers his purpose.
11:49Oh, merci, great big French hug for you.
11:52Human touch burns.
11:53Yeah, Dildor needs Robert to show him how to steal.
11:56His name's Robert, and who the hell is Dildor?
11:59Oh!
12:02Quelle belle maison!
12:04Country boy of France not up to such plays.
12:06So full of character.
12:08You reside in, no?
12:09We have an understanding, yes.
12:12Should we tell him where the character comes from about Darkseid and Ratbuff?
12:16Not right now, my liege.
12:17Why don't you show him how to get in?
12:19The password is don't kill me!
12:25That's mostly the only thing I've learned.
12:27Then some dope tunes.
12:30This must be the first lesson of the magnificent Japanese sticking.
12:33Okay!
12:43This Thomas I love, thousand years, no?
12:45No, I think he's only as old as the universe.
12:52It plays the musiques of the Maroon 5!
12:58Oh!
13:01This sacred text should jog your memory.
13:03Yeah, I think it's gonna go on our Best Of album.
13:06I'm falling to the earth, I'm riding a cow.
13:09I'm the titan, I'll buy now.
13:12Coming to plant a sacred seed.
13:15Oh, I did not realize la danse is so important in Kando.
13:18This is good for girl making at mall, oui?
13:21Later that fateful day.
13:24Now Japanese girl not call Robert smelly Frenchman.
13:28Enter the house the Kando way.
13:34I thought I was under attack by a house raper.
13:37That is how you open the door when you are Kando.
13:44I wonder if that Saito let me trade him for a nice Portuguese boy.
13:49Where is great boy?
13:51I allowed the French way so everyone can hear, no?
13:55Thanks for bringing sanity to Kando, Robert.
13:59What happened? So Kenta got to you too, huh?
14:05This is armor for Monvoyage.
14:07I will escort the boy to Kando practice.
14:10Master say I need defense for my trip to Pluto.
14:13I look strong now, oui?
14:15Not smoking Frenchman skinny bone?
14:17More sophistication for me with stick poke poke.
14:20I know that is probably all the rage in Paris.
14:24Yeah, but in Japan we try not to look like a jackass.
14:27Okay?
14:28Napada jackass.
14:31I know where jackass around town in Japan.
14:34Roberas.
14:36That website really dumped one on Yuka.
14:39And I thought the French were supposed to be intellectual snooty snoots.
14:42Well, at least he has no idea what I am saying.
14:45So he is not going to torch my house or my car.
14:47Clear a path, false mother.
14:49Good, you are ready.
14:50What the hell?
14:53Hey, nice dragon.
14:55Sup, beast. Thought I would get in disguise like you.
14:58Disguise?
14:59I think it is great you are excited about Kando again and can work off more of that still lingering baby chub.
15:04But...
15:05Look, if you could not embarrass me by dressing like freaks, that would really be awesome too.
15:09I don't know how you are going to get to the Plutonian portal without armor.
15:13Oui, where is this portal you are speaking of?
15:15Master says I must leave tomorrow.
15:17Oh, Tron, you know I gave him all of my travel money.
15:22Jeez, Roberas is bizarre even for a French guy.
15:25Maybe he is French-Canadian.
15:27Hey freak, we are here.
15:29You are not naked and crying again, are you?
15:32Don't worry, Slutterous has attacked my mind much less today.
15:35With Beasledrop's return, she must sense her death is nigh.
15:38Sluts, I like.
15:40You like Slutterous?
15:43You are clearly not fully awake yet.
15:46For the record, I am pro-slut too.
15:48Très bon.
15:49Let's just get started.
15:51The edge of the universe is where we will fight.
15:54But there is only one portal to Pluto and Beasledrop must go ahead of us and unlock its magic gate.
15:58Are you up to this challenge and can you grow a beard?
16:01Oui.
16:02I will learn anti-Kando combat and combine with the world tradition, Alphonse.
16:07You are going to combine it with what exactly?
16:10We have this also antique way of assassinating France.
16:13I will teach each step.
16:15Stabby, stabby, stabby.
16:16Fancy, fancy, fancy.
16:18And retreat, let's go, run away.
16:21We give you whatever you want.
16:24Shut up!
16:25The Chosen don't speak of surrender, only courage in the face of pills and needles and five-point restraints.
16:30C'est quoi?
16:31I mean, each of our journeys is different.
16:34Can I go find some cake now?
16:36No, Dildor, we have to wake him.
16:38Buckles.
16:39Aye, feet down.
16:40Excusez-moi.
16:41Now listen, your name is Beasledrop the Great.
16:44Oh, Beasdrop.
16:47Oh, you understand?
16:48Oh, yes, Beasdrop, oui.
16:50Touching burns.
16:53It hasn't been easy, but I've shown you who you are.
16:55Now I can send you on your mission.
16:57Beasdrop, Beasdrop.
17:01Please drop what?
17:03I don't know.
17:04Maybe it's the same thing he kept telling me to hold on to.
17:07Try harder to remember.
17:10You must meditate till your mind is clear.
17:13Oh, sit good.
17:18That's not the pose of meditation.
17:20Sit down here with your knees bent and place your hands right here.
17:23It will allow your soul to transcend to its next avatar.
17:26Oh.
17:31Boy, oh boy, is evil.
17:32Ducko.
17:37Ah!
17:41So, Freak, can I go watch TV till you two are done?
17:45Keeping the pose hurts, but with each stab of pain you draw closer to your Titan self.
17:50No, stay down!
17:52If you don't transcend, you'll never reach the Plutonian Portal,
17:55the cave of secrets where it resides.
17:56It's very hard to find.
17:58It's hurting my behind.
18:01I surrender.
18:02Your plane leaves tomorrow.
18:03There's no time for weakness.
18:05I will get cramps in the legs.
18:10Stay there ten more hours.
18:12Then we'll apply the rubber bands to your penis, kay?
18:15Insanity is not nearly as much fun when it's not centered on me.
18:20While he evolves, I'll show you your next striking skill.
18:22Hold your sword like this.
18:24One, two, three.
18:27How about this? It's more fun.
18:33Oh, my knees.
18:36Bezel drops awakening. Dildor's learning.
18:38This is my finest hour.
18:40Vacuum whatever's that are only in Krazy's head?
18:43What are you doing? Those aren't the strikes I showed you.
18:46Too late. They're dead. Can't fight anymore.
18:50Then let's spar, Dildor. Test your moves on me.
18:54Oh, no.
18:55What if Leet takes this chance to betray me with his floor?
18:58Super-eyes-close-pinata-style sword attack!
19:02You only waste your stamina, brazen one.
19:05Super-kendo on my energy one-charge attack!
19:08Okay, maybe we still have some work to do.
19:13Super-sword charge-ho!
19:15Blocking his four-whips charge-ho!
19:17From the back-ho!
19:19C'est magnifique, garçon!
19:21I must show him the truth.
19:23The same way Slaughterous revealed it to me.
19:25By beating him until he's unconscious.
19:31A force block!
19:38Sword-y!
19:40Biding my time till now? Final blow!
19:45Escrab! Escrab! Step right up to the Enchantadas!
19:48Think you're the land's next king?
19:50Then remove the sword from the bow!
19:55Clearly you're the true descendant of a titan and a cow uterus.
19:59I knew it! You win!
20:01What's this?
20:03Legs-shaky-feel!
20:05Great dance move, pasty! Can I steal that?
20:10That's what you get for leaving your position!
20:14Yo, bees! Just use your ass to work!
20:16Oh, the woman loves these strong buttocks!
20:22No! Don't! Bad hole!
20:26This is much easier than the legs!
20:28Funny boy have the smart butt!
20:33Celestials can't be wrong!
20:35Quelle stupide! Try better!
20:38Again, master! Push! Ass! Ass!
20:44Bottles!
20:45Mon dieu!
20:47Release the cheeks! Too tight!
20:49Regardez-moi!
20:51C'est avant!
20:56What makes the hole so tight on you?
20:58Maybe something stuck up there?
21:00Maybe stuck deep?
21:02Yeah, well, you know...
21:04Slaughterous put chalk there to control my urges!
21:07I'm losing faith in your skills!
21:09This must be how Beasledrop will travel through the cave of secrets in Afghanistan!
21:17Okay, we're gonna have to work on your ass-walking.
21:25To be continued...
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22:01Shake your day away and you can...
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22:07Shake your blues away!
22:12Yo! We're getting vacation, mom!
22:15This party's shaking and it ain't just shaking here
22:18I see that smile, you're grinning ear to ear
22:21Sing this song and you should really sing it clear
22:24Just sing along with us!
22:28Party! Party! Join us! Join us!
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22:33Shake your day away and you can...
22:35Party! Party!
22:36Oh, I grabbed your shoe!
22:38Party!
22:39Grand old party it is!
22:41Party! Party!