CRAYON SHINCHAN クレヨンしんちゃん EP48
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00:011, 2, 3, 4!
00:05Yeah!
00:09Shitty kickers!
00:14These apartments smell worse than I remember. Let's go.
00:17I hope Yonro fails at losing our house keys.
00:20Be whiny at least once while we're gone. He's a real whiner.
00:24I'll defend your Hornburg while I await the return of the Lord of Westfold or the Third Marshal of the Mark,
00:29the sacred histories differ on that.
00:31Oh, and I still had some of your bras.
00:33Wow, thanks, Yonro. Sorry we said no to Nanako, Mark II, but you can bring your other toys over.
00:38Well, she may be silicone, but you know, when I return and unwrap her warm body from the mattress pad,
00:45our love will not be bound by your organic notions of purity.
00:48That head reminds me of...
00:50Mark's butt!
00:55Okay, I'll pay you that ten bucks when we get back.
00:57That's 2,500 lindens!
00:59Whoa, who made all this stuff?
01:01No one. This is what nature looks like.
01:03We should get this stuff at home.
01:05It's so nice to get away from that cramped city for a day.
01:08Oh, here it is.
01:11Wow, a tree!
01:13Let's chop it!
01:19Everything's so clean. And no one dusts out here.
01:25Whoa!
01:27Not a Baobab sign or Japanese hooters as far as the eye can see.
01:36And the air isn't stinging my lungs.
01:39It's like some magical wonderland where all your problems fall away.
01:43Old Mitzi, beaten down by babies and three freakin' meals a day, blows in the wind, never to be found again.
01:49In her place is Mitzelina, a powerful courtesan with a waiting list and a red dress made from the finest children of governors.
01:58Ah, the future's waiting for us under the sun-spoiled blue sky.
02:02Throw off your shoes and run to it, it's beautiful!
02:15She stepped in future.
02:19Mom gets all the fun. I gotta try that.
02:24So kids, what do you want to try first? They got lots of stuff to do.
02:28Listen here. Live the life of an American and do all the things a real American might do.
02:32But I left home without a gun.
02:34Yeah, me too. They probably provide guns.
02:36Oh, okay.
02:38Hmm, look at that.
02:40Learn to rope a fence post, shear a plastic sheep with real cotton fur, slaughter a live hog and barbecue its feet for a special American treat.
02:47Okay, we can learn about milk. That sounds heavenly.
02:54No wonder bulls go crazy.
02:56Those are huge.
02:59Yeah, uh-huh. That cow's got a nice set of noodles, yes, sir.
03:02Girl cows don't have noodles, Shin. I'll tell you the rest when you're 20.
03:07My mom used to knock me around too, kid.
03:09So how about we learn where milk comes from, huh?
03:12Yeah, how do you get it out of that thing?
03:14I'm not sure if it's good or bad to have your teats messed with all day.
03:19What do you do with her when she runs out?
03:21Oh, she doesn't run out. We keep her udders engorged with juices by making sure she eats plenty of nutritious biograss.
03:29Hey, Mom, you should try grass.
03:31You think that really works? That's got to be easier than saving pennies for the boop job.
03:40How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a cow, you smart-ass goat?
03:45Uh-huh.
03:48Okay, Bessie, this isn't a come on.
03:51Wow, look at it all. Hey, Hema!
03:55It all comes down to this. Cow, I own you.
04:00Huh?
04:01Whoa, she doesn't like you.
04:03That'll teach you to be so rough with them.
04:05Wait, what are you saying?
04:09I'm yanking as hard as I can.
04:11You gotta roll your hand like you're pushing out a real mother of a doodie.
04:14Oh!
04:16It works!
04:19Whoa, she's like a squirt gun!
04:21Mom, you should try this with Hema.
04:23Did you see that?
04:24Yeah, good job.
04:25Now step away from the teat.
04:27What a terrible waste of perfectly wonderful milk.
04:31So, which one is strawberry?
04:33All this milk reminds me of the time Hema peed in that milk bath.
04:36Wait, she what?
04:38They have milk-flavored ice cream.
04:40I've never seen that before.
04:42Wow, I think I'll take one, too.
04:44Gimme, gimme, gimme!
04:46Excuse me, ma'am, I'll take two milks.
04:50These cones are for your pleasure. Thanks.
04:53Gimme, gimme, I have to have one, I need that.
04:55Holy crap, Hero, hold up these and I'll get him one of those sugar-free ones.
04:59And watch your wrinkles, he's going to pee soon.
05:01Gimme now, gimme now, gimme now, gimme now, gimme now.
05:04Calm down, you're freaking me out.
05:06Gimme now, gimme now, gimme now, gimme now, gimme now.
05:08Maybe we should have packed Chloroform for shoe.
05:10Yeah, that's not legal.
05:12Gimme now, gimme now, gimme now, gimme now, gimme now.
05:14Ah, dang it, she broke off the ends, now we're going to be all drippy.
05:23That looks fun, I'll trade you.
05:29Was there chocolate in the bottom of those cones?
05:31Doesn't chocolate kill babies?
05:33That stops here.
05:37A-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo.
05:40Huh, go girlie.
05:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won.
05:45A real horse always conforms.
05:47I am flipping out.
05:48Hey kitty, good luck tonight, and watch your magnificent ass.
05:52Thanks, sweet combo, I can watch a horse poo and see a hottie.
05:55Lookie here, a girl playing cowboy.
05:58I've got something for you, lasso.
06:00Whistle.
06:01I must save her magnificent ass.
06:08Shitty Kickers 2 The Legend of Girly Gold.
06:23Get behind me, little miss, while I teach these guys how to treat a baby.
06:27My hero.
06:28You boys want Indian burns or wedges, or the dreaded snot-cano?
06:37She's coming with us, and I don't care how many men you've shot dead, Willie the Big.
06:41What'll you do?
06:42Keep your distance.
06:43I'm about to lay an egg.
06:44How far?
06:45The hell back.
06:46All right.
06:47Far enough?
06:48Get on back.
06:49Far enough?
06:50Get on back.
06:51Far enough?
06:52Get on back.
06:53Far enough?
06:54All right.
06:56Bang, bang.
06:57Bang, bang.
06:58Bang, bang, bang.
06:59Bang, bang.
07:00Bang, bang.
07:01Who's freaking fricking kids that?
07:02Let's get on with that shit.
07:09How's that, Red Hot Honey?
07:21Did we save you?
07:23Puddy?
07:25Oh, man.
07:27I can't hear Shin over your cracking.
07:29What the... Shinohara!
07:31Where did you go?
07:33He probably ran back to find some cow patty.
07:35Hima, were you watching Shin since we weren't?
07:37I like cow.
07:39No, that's a giant squirrel fox.
07:45Drink up.
07:47You got a big day ahead of you.
07:49If only the boys would believe in me the way you do, Daisy.
07:51Maybe I should ride them, too.
07:55But what if I choke and can't follow through
07:57at the last moment and the bull gets me?
08:01If only I weren't an old ginger.
08:03Don't be sad, little lady.
08:05Reckon you're safe now.
08:07Who's there?
08:09In case you're wondering,
08:11it's good you stepped back.
08:13I shot those guys in the gut and it got messy.
08:15We got to the balloon, Hima.
08:17Now hold up your end by riding out your brother.
08:19I told you, Mitzi.
08:21She doesn't have a clue where Shin is.
08:23Oh, shut up.
08:25Shinohara!
08:27You're gonna ride that horse and win
08:29and then I'm gonna show you my milking skills.
08:31How do you stay so confident?
08:33Wanna know my secret?
08:35I surely would, little fella.
08:37You say, help me, Shin, because I'm freaking out.
08:39But if you really wanna win,
08:41you gotta crap on your doubts.
08:43Just let go, let it flow.
08:45If you pee, that's the show.
08:47Drive him crazy with charm and sass.
08:49No one wants face? Take out your...
08:51Uh,
08:53Gambled and lost.
08:55It's part of the show.
08:57Yeah, sure.
08:59You should rodeo clown. That ain't bad for no kid.
09:01I'm five!
09:03Well...
09:05You remind me of someone special,
09:07someone handsome and joyous like.
09:09Yeah, I can be pretty overwhelming.
09:11So how about helping me feed Daisy?
09:13Yeah! Where's the choco-bees?
09:15Shin! We've got choco-bees!
09:17I'm Honey Nanako. I miss you.
09:19We backtracked
09:21all the way to the cow pie.
09:23What could he care about more than poo?
09:25You don't think someone would
09:27wanna kidnap him, do you?
09:29Not a chance. The smell alone.
09:31Hey, that's it. Remember that smell?
09:33Which smell?
09:35By the ice cream booth.
09:37They were selling authentic fried mayonnaise.
09:39No, he would have taken my wallet
09:41since he's too short to shoplift.
09:43Must have been something he couldn't resist
09:45to make him wander off, though.
09:47Mm-hmm. So what always distracts him
09:49besides crap and food?
09:51Nanako?
09:55Or a redhead!
09:57We've gotta warn her! She's in danger of a boob grab!
10:01Down here I'm gonna leave
10:03a little heart-shaped patch.
10:05I'll hold on to Miss Dolly for later,
10:07though.
10:11Do you see him?
10:15What? Hima?
10:17Have you changed your mind about helping us?
10:19Oh, no. We're not falling for that again.
10:21What's with her and mascots?
10:23She's totally gonna have a furry fetish.
10:25Let's look over here.
10:27Let's raise the hoof
10:29for the lady cowboy, Kitty McCarthy!
10:31An excellent rider,
10:33Kitty's known for her horse work.
10:35Second only to any man who's ever
10:37rode a horse or even thought of it.
10:39Go, Kitty! You can do it!
10:41She's mine.
10:43Kitty, I love you most of all!
10:47I'm better!
10:49Hey, me!
10:51Wait. Shin's kind of sheep-shaped.
10:53What if that kid was him?
10:55Give the little lady some quiet.
10:57This trick is dangerous if you don't have the right equipment.
10:59Now, some fellas call me a sexist,
11:01and I just think that's bigoted.
11:03I've grown up in expressing my opinion
11:05that women's boots would be prettier in any outfit.
11:07I gotcha!
11:09Well, then, I'd say you're a queen.
11:21Now, for the sadistic grand finale.
11:23Who will die first,
11:25a pretty girl with freckles
11:27or 1,700 pounds of male muscle?
11:29Folks, you know which camp I'm squatting in.
11:31And a roba bull hopped up on steroids
11:33with a steel line tied around his genitals.
11:35He may be of angry disposition.
11:37Please keep all jeering and laughing to a minimum
11:39after she fails and is crushed.
11:41The marked hesitancy and overall
11:43prissy nature is typical of this particular sex.
11:45Oh, nelly!
11:47The bull is male weakness.
11:49Miss Kitty is girl mate for sure.
11:51Let's give it up for girl mate!
11:53Yee-haw!
12:01Stay there!
12:03I'll save you, Miss Kitty!
12:05Ho! Someone stop that woolly kid!
12:07I'd do it, but I'm up here
12:09with a lap full of barbecue.
12:11Hero, look, that's him!
12:13What? That's Shin?
12:15Kitty!
12:17Who is gonna save that poor buckaroo?
12:19The only human in roping distance is a female
12:21and clearly they don't count.
12:23Why, if a woman ever did something that heroic
12:25and thereby corrupted my whole world view,
12:27I'd have to shoot myself with this here revolver.
12:29Oh, son of a bitch.
12:31Here, sex partner.
12:33Is that a sheep kid?
12:35Girls aren't kids, dumbass.
12:37Shin, you freakin' idiot!
12:39This was not in the plan today!
12:43I thought you were squashed for sure!
12:45Why couldn't you chase the ice cream girl?
12:47When I said rodeo clown,
12:49I didn't mean now, silly.
12:51But I... I... I...
12:53Yeah, but I was brave.
12:55I knew you reminded me of someone
12:57reckless and handsome.
12:59Is tomorrow good for me to move in?
13:05Oh, Willie the Big, Willie the Big.
13:07I can't say that name enough.
13:09Kiss me, you sexy-ass,
13:11wild-fartin' cowboy.
13:13Kitty, we're here!
13:15Husband!
13:17Baby!
13:21Who's the tall, dark dreamboat?
13:23Why, he's my husband
13:25and this is our son, Bob.
13:37Really, guys, just go on.
13:39I'm gonna let the birds
13:41eat me for a while.
13:45Poor kid.
13:47How many times do I have to
13:49fix his broken heart?
13:55See you later, smelly nature!
13:57Say goodbye, you mushy cowboy!
14:05Time for me to go,
14:07you two-faced cowboy hoe!
14:11Oh, me too, me too.
14:17Screw you, nature!
14:19You made me push the stroller all day
14:21and I never got
14:23my barbecued feet!
14:27Oh, I need junk food.
14:29Let's say we ditch this hillbilly crap hole.
14:31See-ho!
14:33It may be pretty, but I'm ready for some plumbing.
14:35And now I'll only have to pay Yonro
14:37five bucks for a half-day.
14:39I'm sure he did a fine job watching the house.
14:41Aren't you talking about Dropout
14:43who sucks at everything?
14:45Damn, he's right.
14:47Move that baby, hero! I don't want to be homeless again!
14:49Or worse!
14:51Mark 2 all over our bed!
14:53Brain, don't go there.
14:59Yo! Here's Maso!
15:05The rise and fall of Georgie Prescott the Third's Reich!
15:09This is really pathetic, even for you, Maso.
15:11I'm sorry, Cupcake.
15:13You know business has been slow in my dance studio.
15:15You're supposed to provide for your wife.
15:17You think women let men naked hug them for free?
15:19I know it's not much,
15:21but on the bright side, running Maso's fancy feet
15:23fills me with pride and joie de vivre.
15:25I don't want to hear what you like getting filled with, Maso.
15:27Delight doesn't pay the hospital bills
15:29and joie de vivre doesn't buy me lots of pretty, pretty dresses.
15:31Pretty dresses?
15:33I could make you those.
15:35I've been watching Project Runway and my pleading's getting...
15:37I don't want you to make me a dress.
15:39I want you to make me some freaking money!
15:41I'm trying, Cupcake, I swear.
15:43That's it. I can't live like this anymore.
15:45I want a divorce.
15:47Ha ha ha!
15:51What's so funny besides your busted-ass face?
15:53Just your short-sightedness
15:55and that potato sack you call a dress.
15:57What the hell's that mean? Get your bony ass down here!
15:59I'd be happy to.
16:01Mommy snorted my last vertigo pill.
16:03Great.
16:05That suck-up bitch is stuck up there.
16:07By the time she gets down here,
16:09our three-hour recess will be over.
16:11Holy crap, this could take all day.
16:13As I was saying,
16:15it's foolish to get divorced.
16:17What man's gonna want used goods
16:19when a woman can't get by without a husband?
16:21My soul hits like a girl,
16:23so my face is bruise-free.
16:25Plus, I think I'm still a virgin.
16:27And there are plenty of successful men out there
16:29who'd line up for a chance to get with this.
16:31Literally plenty of men.
16:33Oh, and where are these suitors?
16:35Ka-dunk, ka-dunk.
16:37Ka-dunk, ka-dunk.
16:39Next stop, Cusco Bay.
16:41Another day, another hangover.
16:43Okay, maybe there's plenty minus one.
16:47You look surprisingly productive, Boo.
16:49Whatcha doing?
16:51It's research.
16:53Oh, yeah?
16:55It's a spearmint on the effect of what I eat
16:57on the stickiness and flavor of my nose goo.
16:59Aw, I'm not marrying that.
17:01Ka-dunk, ka-dunk.
17:03Ka-dunk, ka-dunk.
17:05Shin, will you marry me?
17:07Okay, but I call top bunk.
17:09You call this food?
17:11I wouldn't eat this warmed-over crap
17:13with myself's mouth.
17:15I would've gone fancier
17:17if you drank up our food budget
17:19and I tried the credit cards, but...
17:21But? But? But tastes better than your cooking.
17:23I can't take your abuse anymore.
17:25I'll stay with my parents and take theirs.
17:27Sorry I'm late.
17:29I had to stay after class with Miss A.
17:31I was explaining to her why Reagan
17:33wasn't just the greatest president,
17:35but also the second greatest president
17:37Georgie, happy number three.
17:39Hey, Georgie, nothing frightening here.
17:41Penny's husband hunting again.
17:43She's husband hunting?
17:49Hold on.
17:51Where are you going?
17:53I left my backpack inside.
17:55Georgie, is it true all Republicans
17:57are super rich and successful?
17:59Yeah, except for all the hayseeds we trick
18:01into voting for upper-class tax cuts
18:03because they're scared of terrorism,
18:05so it's a safe bet that of all the losers
18:07I hang with, you're going to grow up
18:09to make the most money?
18:11Well, can't argue with you there.
18:13Mr. K?
18:15You snapped your fingers, miss.
18:25I've taken bullets for presidents,
18:27orchestrated civil-military coups,
18:29and started the Warren-Waziristan.
18:31How'd I wind up working for a five-year-old?
18:33CBS used this set for one of their
18:35Fat Husband, Skinny Wife sitcoms.
18:37But they sold it off cheap during the writer's strike,
18:39so I thought we could use it to play house.
18:41I would love to.
18:43Hi, honey, it's your favorite man calling.
18:45Is that really you, Michael J. Fox?
18:47No, silly, it's your husband Georgie,
18:49and I've got good news.
18:50You're coming out with Teen Wolf 3?
18:51Even better. I got promoted.
18:53I'm the assistant to the regional manager.
18:55I'm so proud of you. To celebrate, I'm going to make you
18:57my special blubkin pie. It's blueberry and pumpkin.
18:59That's so sweet, but honey, this is a happy occasion.
19:01Why ruin it with something terrible like your cooking?
19:03That's my Georgie!
19:05Cheers.
19:07You know, I've always had a fantasy of doing it
19:09with an assistant regional manager.
19:11Well, well, well, my boss isn't the only one
19:13giving me a raise tonight, if you know what I mean.
19:21Sex, money, and booze, is there anything
19:23a Republican can't provide except an exit plan for Iraq?
19:25Man, my boss is such a jerk.
19:27Yeah, man, bosses, whew, don't get me started.
19:29They can be real tricky to get along with.
19:31He tells me to call beers for paper, not asses.
19:33Hey, another round. Beer will help me forget
19:35my worries and my address.
19:37You and your shenanigans.
19:39So, Boo, how are things going in the research department?
19:41Cake.
19:43Yeah, that's cake, Boo.
19:55I better not get any more promotions
19:57for running out of nameplates around here.
19:59Huh, as the Bush economy plummets,
20:01so do sales of our only product,
20:03the Hillary Clinton voodoo doll.
20:05Must be because folks can't afford them.
20:07You want to buy Cabbage Bitch Kids Company
20:09at ten times market value?
20:11No, no, I don't.
20:13But I represent someone who does.
20:17Yes, I am serious.
20:19And don't call me Shirley.
20:21If it weren't a mortal sin, I would kiss you, sir.
20:23At last, with this capital,
20:25I will make this company great again.
20:27What do you mean I'm fired?
20:29I can't be fired?
20:31Actually, you can be, and you are,
20:33but don't take it personally, Mr. Prescott III.
20:35Your new parent corporation has simply decided
20:37to go in a different direction.
20:39Also, the head of the corporation just doesn't like you very much.
20:41If this bastard had any balls, he'd tell me that to my face!
20:43Now, Chairman Sotome, Mr. Prescott would like a word.
20:47Mr. Prescott, thank you for your many seconds
20:49of loyal service to Sotome Corp.
20:51Now meet your replacement, Shin Nohara.
20:53That's a pretty swanky executive crapper you got there.
20:55Have you been drinking on the job?
20:57I'd have fired you even if Mr. Nohara
20:59weren't a better fit for our company's new product line.
21:01Huh?
21:03Allow me to present
21:05our latest breakthrough.
21:07I can't believe it's snot glue,
21:09a powerful adhesive made from pure nasal leakage,
21:11the stickiest bodily fluid we could legally bottle.
21:13It's super strong.
21:15Plus, I'll finally get peed off my back
21:17because it's got 90% less horse soap
21:19than its competitor.
21:21And it's all thanks to the research of our in-house chemist
21:23who's dedicated his life to the booger sciences,
21:25Dr. Boo!
21:27Uh...
21:29I didn't marry you!
21:31I married your freaking salary!
21:35This just sucks.
21:37First I lose my job, then I lose my wife.
21:39Could this day possibly get any worse?
21:45Yay!
21:47How the hell's that supposed to cheer me up?
21:49You're welcome.
21:53Oh yeah, Benny.
21:55You'll have no trouble at all landing a successful man.
21:57I have to say, Georgie, I'm disappointed in you.
21:59That was just pretend.
22:01You think Hillary voodoo dolls will ever go out of style?
22:03Well, I thought the set was gorgeous
22:05and I loved how the laugh track told me when to laugh
22:07so I knew what was funny and what wasn't
22:09because sometimes I don't know.
22:11I just laughed every time Georgie failed at life.
22:13Yeah.
22:15But my tears are...
22:17Damn.
22:19Tell me, why are all men such emotional little pussies?
22:21Aren't there any men with a future out there
22:23who are strong enough to put me in my place?
22:27Uh-oh, guys.
22:29I think the glue line's about tapped out.
22:33Of all these losers,
22:35you're the only one without snot on his face.
22:37Will you marry me?
22:39Oh, Cupcake, I'm so honored.
22:41But don't make me choose between you and my dance studio
22:43Sit, Whitey, sit.
22:45Good dog.
22:47Ah!
23:13But after all this, I can rest a while
23:15And then I'll party, party
23:17Party, party, join us, join us
23:19Party, party, join us, join us
23:21Party, party, join us, join us
23:23Shake your day away and you can
23:25Party, party, join us, join us
23:27Party, party, join us, join us
23:29Party, party, join us, join us
23:31Shake your blues away!
23:33Yo!
23:35We're getting vacation, Mom!
23:37This party's shaking
23:39and it ain't just shaking me
23:41I see that smile you're bringing ear to ear
23:43Sing this song
23:45and you should really sing it clear
23:47Just sing along with us
23:51Party, party, join us, join us
23:53Party, party, join us, join us
23:55Party, party, join us, join us
23:57Shake your day away and you can
23:59Party, party!
24:01Party!
24:03Party, party!
24:05Party, party!