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00:00Long ago in potato land, There was a king, no born man.
00:08Some revered him, others did fear him, One dared to jeer him, a dragon, not a man.
00:15Hey ho, away we go, Get the dragon, get the dragon.
00:18Hey ho, away we go, Get the nasty dragon.
00:21Hey ho, away we go, Put your hand in, cut him slow.
00:24Hey ho, away we go, Get the nasty dragon.
00:30Un angoissement
00:50One hundred percent frosty goodness
00:53This isn't going to help your father's mood.
01:14No!
01:24What, what, what? Are you spying on my nightmares now?
01:27How did you know that I was skiing on those very scoops of ice cream?
01:32There, I'll take that thing. I'm sure of it.
01:35Just like that dragon.
01:40He's not there.
01:53Oh boy, he's here. He's here. I can hear him. I know it's him. I know. He's stalking me.
02:06We can't just leave him like this. We need to find him some kind of specialist.
02:10They better find a really smart doctor, because he's going to take a lot of weight.
02:15I was so sure my potions would cure him.
02:24Can you please tell his highness that Sir Cucus of Looneyland is here to offer his services?
02:31Yeah, well, no thanks. We don't need any knights today.
02:34And I mean, a twixt you and me, bringing a pillow to tackle the dragon?
02:39As much as possible, I try to refrain from laying a hand on my patients.
02:44I prefer to comfort and soothe them when they've lost their heads.
02:49Oh, well, you've come at the right time then, because for a couple of days now,
02:53his majesty is completely out of his mind.
02:57A classic case of acute dragonitis.
03:01Okay, well, not that I'm not interested, but I still got a lot of torturing to do today, so...
03:07Merlin sure did the right thing in calling me. They are all completely nuts in this castle.
03:12Oh, torturer, would it bore you too much to tell me about your childhood?
03:18Well, my dear Harry, it's obvious that you became a torturer because your father only ate dry cake for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
03:27Torturer, dry cake. Dry cake, torturer. Same thing.
03:31Pull yourself together. Open your mouth for a moment.
03:35Ha! Just as I suspected.
03:39First of all, close your mouth.
03:41Second of all, brush your teeth a little bit more often.
03:44Third of all, you are a king, my friend. A king!
03:50Ah! You've finally made it. It's so good of you to come all this way to make a house call.
04:00Your majesty, Sir Cuckoos of Looney Land is a head doctor who specializes in getting rid of those fears we all have from time to time.
04:09Ah, no way, pointy head. I'm positive he's the dragon in disguise. He has a scary, crazy look.
04:16Leave us alone. This is going to be a big job.
04:19Come on, let's leave them alone.
04:22I wouldn't go ordering someone like me around. That doctor told me I got a lion roaring inside me.
04:29I don't believe all this hooey for a second. You're completely off your rocker.
04:34And what does this make you think of?
04:40A firefighter, of course.
04:42Correct, your majesty. Of course that's what it is. Bravo, bravo.
04:46The ice cream makes you think of a firefighter. Of course, it's obvious.
04:51And do you know why the ice cream makes you think of a firefighter?
04:55Because the best weapon against a dragon's flames would be a firefighter. And there you have it.
05:03Shut up, you're a genius. Come on, I want to thank you with a meal.
05:09That's very kind of you, your majesty. But first, I need to go and look after your dragon so he won't attack you anymore.
05:16Oh, and I had a little chat with your torturer. He's a real case.
05:20So if he seems a little bit odd, just humor him and it'll all work out better.
05:33Hello, my friend. Now that we know each other a little better, let's have a chat about those hiccups.
05:43Take a picture. It'll last longer.
05:46Because Harry's gone taking orders now. I'm a king.
05:52The reason you're compelled to harass me is because I'm a king.
05:58The reason you're compelled to harass King Hugo and giving yourself terrible attacks of the hiccups is very simple.
06:06Here, sit up and look at this.
06:10Calm down, calm down. You're doing all of this because your grandfather used to nip at your ankles when you were little.
06:17And because his teeth were the same shape as these. Simple, yeah?
06:28You see? He actually seems pretty nice without his crown.
06:34Your majesty, your majesty! The dragon's approaching!
06:37Hey! This is a mission made for a lion like me! Hear me roar!
06:47Yo! Bring your big muck over here, monster! I'll show you what a real king's made of!
06:58The crown! Take off the crown and he'll leave you alone!
07:12I know that moronic torturer didn't have any king in him!
07:16I guess everybody's got their place and I'm glad mine's in the dungeon and not wearing that crown.
07:21No, no! Not the crown!
07:28Guards! Guards!
07:37Don't worry, daddy. It's going to be okay. We found the best doctor in the country.
07:42No, doctor! No! Enough already!
07:57To be continued...