Potatoes and Dragons S1E15 - Mr. Croaky
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01:00Cloppity! How have you been all these years?
01:04Oh! Cloppity, cloppity, cloppity, clop!
01:07I will open a royal museum.
01:10It's always interesting for the public to learn about the lives of celebrities.
01:21Wait a minute.
01:23That's the dragon and his famous Mr. Croaky.
01:27Maybe if I kidnap his Mr. Croaky, he'll stop frying my keister.
01:34Hello, information.
01:37I need the number of an especially shady burglar.
01:42C'est le lieu pour Mr. Croaky?
01:45Bonjour, magnifique.
01:47Ces beaux yeux vous appartiennent ou vous les avez juste robés?
01:51Non, en fait, ils sont ses cousins.
01:55C'est pas la manière de parler à un roi comme Fat Eddie.
02:00Je ne suis pas un roi.
02:02Je suis un roi.
02:04Je suis un roi.
02:06Je suis un roi.
02:08C'est pas la manière de parler à un roi comme Fat Eddie.
02:11Fast Freddy, your majesty.
02:14Ok, so where's this Croaky dude?
02:19Which one's Mr. Croaky?
02:23You brought me here, me, Fast Freddy, for a plastic toad?
02:28And just what am I gonna get for it, your majesty?
02:34So, is your daughter available?
02:37Your daughter marry someone like you?
02:40I laugh in your face.
02:42Only a true knight is worthy of her hand.
02:46And you, Fast Fleming, are no knight.
02:50But your majesty, what if I could prove to you that I am worthy?
02:57Ok.
02:59Come here, I'll show you where the monster lives.
03:04I'm sure my father is scheming behind my back.
03:08Oh no, Ring Ring, step on it.
03:10That's that horrible Freddy's motorbike.
03:12Got it.
03:21That was the fastest heist of my career.
03:33Oh...
03:44Do you realize how much money he must make off all the stuff he steals?
03:48Nice work if you can get it.
04:04Mr. Croaky!
04:06First I'll take the hand of your daughter.
04:09Then you can have Mr. Croaky.
04:12Come here, my little tutti-frutti jewel of my crown.
04:16And meet this charming knight, Sir Bad Teddy.
04:20Fast Freddy!
04:22You don't have to force me, daddy.
04:24I find this knight, Sir Fast Freddy, very appealing.
04:29You're not jealous, are you?
04:31Ok, see you later.
04:34Come on, Harry.
04:36When I leave with you, my love, I'd like to take along a little toy, please.
04:40I'm so attached to my cloppity.
04:49Don't worry, it should be easy for you.
05:02Oh, you are so strong, my love.
05:13They'll pay for this.
05:15I've never been treated like this.
05:20Go on, do a headstand.
05:24Do a headstand or I'll have Harry chop him up.
05:32And if you ever try to fry my beard again,
05:36I will mail your Mr. Croaky to the opposite end of the earth.
05:51Here, you can use this to mail Mr. Croaky.
05:57They're a bit punch, these torturers.
06:02We forgot to tell you, Your Majesty,
06:05but we put Fast Freddy in Harry's jail because he stole your cloppity.
06:13Quick, go and fix him.
06:19You have to give him back his Mr. Croaky.
06:21If not, he's going to turn cloppity into a pile of ashes.
06:25He'll meet you at the little bridge tonight at 10 o'clock.
06:32Oh!
06:40You give me cloppity and I'll give you Mr. Croaky. Deal?
06:51Yah!
06:53War!
07:02Here he is. Almost as good as new.
07:07But this can't be happening.
07:16Oh, my poor sweet princess.
07:18It looks like your future husband is taking off.
07:21I'm not taking off.
07:23I'm not taking off.
07:25I'm not taking off.
07:27I'm not taking off.
07:29Your future husband is taking off.
07:33Yah!
07:35That's it.
07:37I'm going to throw myself in the river now.
07:42He's going to be really mad when he finds out the river's all dried up.
07:59To be continued...