Tickle (2013) Season 1 Episode 6: Whiskey Boom
Tickle (2013) Season 1 Episode 6: Whiskey Boom
Shine sales are booming and the cash is burning a hole in Tickle's pocket, so he decides to have an "explosively" fun birthday party for his dad. Meanwhile, Megan and the guys have a shoot out to determine who gets to be in charge while Tickle is away
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Shine sales are booming and the cash is burning a hole in Tickle's pocket, so he decides to have an "explosively" fun birthday party for his dad. Meanwhile, Megan and the guys have a shoot out to determine who gets to be in charge while Tickle is away
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00:00That is more fun than should be allowed by law.
00:07They say that a fool and his money are quickly parted.
00:11But until that time comes, they're a hell of a lot of fun to party with.
00:16All right.
00:20Tickles had no problem turning his stolen shine into quick cash.
00:25Come on back.
00:26And that cash into a good time.
00:27Oh, this is you, man.
00:28You can ride with your ladies down the highway.
00:31I'll take it.
00:32But money brings its own problems.
00:34Don't flash your cash.
00:35What?
00:36Riddles.
00:37Even if they're the kind of problems most people would love to have.
00:42Where now?
00:45No.
00:47No.
00:49It's still shining, man.
00:54We've been selling so much shine that I've had to get pretty creative hiding all this
00:58cash.
00:59Yeah.
01:00There we go.
01:01Of course, if I hide it too well, I'll never be able to find it again.
01:08All right.
01:09Absolutely beautiful.
01:10Well, that's why I'm using places that I look all the time.
01:14Yeah.
01:15Here we go.
01:16Here we go.
01:25It is absolutely foolproof.
01:45First thing I want right now is to go see Grandpa Bill.
01:48Even his handwriting looks disappointed and mad at me.
01:55Well, I got your note there, so I come on by to see you.
02:01You fall out of a damn tree somewhere and bump your head real hard?
02:05Well, no.
02:06I mean, why you ask that?
02:08Mama must have dropped you on the head as a baby or something.
02:12Well.
02:14Huh?
02:16I don't know what to tell you, man.
02:18I mean, what I do tell you, kind of like ghosts do this here in the hotel room, but I'm telling
02:23you this to help you.
02:24You're flashing that cash.
02:25I don't think I've been really flashy or anything.
02:29Hey!
02:30Drinks for everybody!
02:31I'm proud.
02:32You're going to either end up dead or in jail.
02:47You may end up dead in jail.
02:50What's the point of having all this money if I can't spend some of it, though?
02:54Well, what the hell's the point of spending it and getting busted?
02:57Yeah, I guess I can see that.
02:59I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't.
03:02I mean, how am I going to find a way not to spend all this money?
03:05Remember what I said.
03:06I will.
03:07I will.
03:16Megan, you know, while we got some time, you can probably run on up there to the old store
03:20and get me another one of these milkshakes.
03:22Mm-hmm.
03:23Because you oh-so-conveniently asked me if I wanted one when you went and got those.
03:27I thought I was doing you a favor by not getting you milkshakes.
03:30Doing yourself a favor because you're not having to do any work around here.
03:33Oh, good.
03:34The boss man.
03:35I mean, this is what y'all been doing all day?
03:38We're on break, brother.
03:39Y'all over here taking break and eating cheeseburgers.
03:42You didn't even bring Megan none.
03:43Look at her.
03:44You know she likes cheeseburgers.
03:45This is enough exercise, brother.
03:47She needs it.
03:48All this doesn't just happen.
03:50I work hard for it.
03:51Feel the burn.
03:56I've been talking to Grandpa Bill, and he done kind of got on me about us being flashy
04:00with his money and stuff.
04:01We got to figure out a way to hide this money, but yet still keep it.
04:06Put it in Winston.
04:07Yeah, I'm going to put it in Winston.
04:09Every time I turn around, one of y'all's hand is going to be in Winston.
04:12I never should have let the guys name that leg.
04:14If either of them get any more attached to it, we're going to have to have an intervention.
04:18What do you think about this?
04:20It goes with your skin.
04:22Why don't you pay it forward, brother?
04:24Pay it forward?
04:25What are you talking about paying it forward?
04:26I seen it in a book, read it on a movie.
04:29Something.
04:30You read it in a movie.
04:31These people get money.
04:32They pay it forward.
04:33They keep it going.
04:34So maybe if you do a good deed for somebody, they might turn around and do a good deed
04:37for somebody else.
04:38Well, you know, I've never paid anything forward, but I've paid plenty back.
04:43So I'm going to pay it forward.
04:46I've never paid anything forward, but I've paid plenty back.
04:50So I guess it's kind of the opposite of that.
04:54Paying something before you ever get it, it doesn't make too much sense to me.
04:59I didn't get in this kind of business to give all the money away either.
05:03Megan, see if you can't get some work out of them while I'm gone.
05:06Pay it forward, brother.
05:07I'll see y'all in a little while, all right?
05:08Pay it forward.
05:09Whatever.
05:10Just be thinking, man.
05:12I'm ready to get a line wet, brother.
05:14I ain't doing nothing but burning air and opportunity here.
05:16I tell you what you're going to do the rest of the day.
05:18Y'all going to do some work.
05:20Has your cheese slipped its cracker, woman?
05:22Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
05:24Again with the wah, wah.
05:25Tickle left me in charge.
05:26So we're going to do some work.
05:28When Howard and Moe are in the store, I feel like a babysitter half the time because they
05:32just sit around and don't do anything.
05:40Look, I ain't come here to do this today.
05:42Tickle left me in charge, and I'm going to make sure the store looks good.
05:44You ain't in charge.
05:45We run this.
05:46Oh, you're running.
05:47This is our shop.
05:48This is our business, man.
05:49Who's she to tell me when I can't have some date or something to drink?
05:52Hell, she might as well wipe my butt when I go to the toilet.
05:54I can't handle this noise no more, man.
05:56I'm going to get a 12-pack of beer and think about it.
05:58And then we will talk about this, Megan.
06:00I'm sorry.
06:01I know your hormones or something's a little mixed up.
06:03Can't poo in a shady spot to sit.
06:04That's where I'm going.
06:05You're crazy.
06:06Slow down on the cheeseburgers.
06:07Whatever.
06:09Tickle's laid-back management style means his employees will just have to fight for dominance amongst themselves.
06:15Back home, that's a battle Tickle lost long ago.
06:20You want to get up and help me?
06:22Help you do what?
06:23Get the house straight.
06:24Get it cleaned up.
06:26You look like you're doing a fine job.
06:28Ah, get up.
06:30I got a lot of stuff going on.
06:31Quit bothering me.
06:32Oh, good lord.
06:33What is it exactly you have on your mind that's so important?
06:36Figuring out how to do something with some of this money.
06:39How to hide it.
06:41Howard and Moe was talking about something.
06:42Pay it forward.
06:43Whatever that is.
06:46Have you thought about what to get Pop for his birthday?
06:49Not really.
06:51Pay it forward.
06:53Any idea?
06:56I got a good idea.
06:57I could use this whole pay it forward thing and get Pop a good gift.
07:02With all my pops done for me, the least I can do is make sure he has a good birthday.
07:07The last few haven't gone too well.
07:09Surprise!
07:16I reckon I can do that.
07:18Yeah, you could.
07:19Tickle's decided how he'll spend his money, but how he'll spend the rest of the day is out of his hands.
07:26Get up.
07:28Things are getting tense at Tickle's Tackle.
07:31I'll tell you what you're going to do the rest of the day.
07:33Y'all are going to do some work.
07:36But the guys won't let flaring tempers keep them from performing their crucial duties.
07:41What do we got in here?
07:43I swear that looks like something's leg.
07:44Like a rat leg.
07:45That's part of that damn chicken I was eating all day.
07:48No, man.
07:49That's like frog's pips.
07:51Tickle's Tackle, treasure in life.
07:52Hey, can I help you?
07:53Whatever it is, you got all the meat off of it.
07:56He's not in right now.
07:57This is the general manager speaking, though.
08:02Where the hell does she get all of this crap?
08:04I don't know, man.
08:05Man, here me and Moe are generally managing display case.
08:08And we got Megan staging a damn coup.
08:10Thank you, have a nice day.
08:13I don't even think the damn phones are hooked up.
08:15She's crazy.
08:16What is this?
08:17What is this?
08:18You talking on the phone?
08:19You're the general manager?
08:20I run the store.
08:21You are the secretary.
08:24You can't run this shop.
08:25You can't do what me and Moe do.
08:27But I can do anything that y'all can do.
08:31I mean, what are you talking about?
08:32Washing clothes?
08:33Maybe cooking, cleaning like you're supposed to?
08:35Oh, you can wash clothes?
08:36That's funny.
08:37I even know how to swaddle a baby.
08:39How many men you know how to do that?
08:42Time.
08:43Bam!
08:44I don't know about the swaddling,
08:45but your mommy fights a little joke.
08:47And I'm good.
08:48Okay.
08:49I challenge you to.
08:51Are you kidding me?
08:52Since you think I'm not well-rounded,
08:55I challenge you to a shootout.
08:59Deck stacked against you.
09:00What do you possibly think you could go shooting me with?
09:03Anything with a bullet.
09:04Anything with a bullet.
09:06Moe and Howard absolutely have no clue
09:09what they've got coming to them.
09:10They are definitely in for a show.
09:12Whoever wins is in charge of the shop
09:15when Tickle's not here.
09:16You got a deal.
09:17My cousin and I,
09:18we're some of the best shots in this county.
09:20I'll give her a stick of dynamite
09:21and they'll shoot her with my bow at 100 yards,
09:23no problem.
09:24We're going down, Sugar Britches.
09:26This is gonna be interesting.
09:39It's going down.
09:40Hell yeah.
09:44Y'all here for a shoot-off, huh?
09:46Yes, sir.
09:47All right, let me explain a little bit to you.
09:49In a normal shoot-off,
09:50everybody uses the same weapon,
09:52but we're not normal.
09:54We're gonna mix this thing up.
09:56We're gonna start with the lady.
09:57She gets the handgun.
09:58Fair enough.
09:59You're gonna need it.
10:01You look like a crossbow man.
10:03Dang, I'm right.
10:04And a man that's got a turkey beard behind his head
10:06has got to be a recurve man.
10:07I can shoot her, Bill.
10:09No rules really to it.
10:10Y'all just have to figure out who wants to be first.
10:14I'm out of here.
10:15Thank you, Bill.
10:16Let's do it.
10:17Well, let's go, ladies.
10:18Let's go, cousin.
10:21This is way more fun than sitting around
10:22babysitting the store for Tickle.
10:23Nothing interesting ever happens there.
10:26Mr. Tickle.
10:29I don't think he's home.
10:31Blissfully unaware that his employees are 50 feet away
10:34using firearms to settle their dispute,
10:37Tickle has also come to see Grandpa Bill.
10:39Oh, how's it going, Bill?
10:40What the hell you need?
10:42I've been thinking about what you said
10:43about not flashing his gas.
10:45What I'm trying to do now,
10:47I'm trying to buy my Papa a gift.
10:49Well, if you're gonna flash it,
10:50you might as well flash it down here with Bill's guns.
10:52I mean, you know.
10:53Bill, he's really the best.
10:55Not only did he warn me about flashing cash,
10:57but he's helping me spend it so I don't get in any trouble.
11:00Come on, I'll take you back in and show you what's going on.
11:02All right.
11:03Backroom deals are always the best.
11:07All right.
11:08See what you got, cousin.
11:15Whoa!
11:16Oh, damn.
11:18Okay.
11:19All right, next.
11:20Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
11:22That's me, brother.
11:23I hope you got a slow-mo shot of that one.
11:27Because these guys ain't getting nowhere near their targets.
11:30You know how us old country boys do.
11:32We shoot real bows.
11:34This is a real bow, cousin.
11:35I'm about to go medieval on your ass.
11:42Whoa!
11:43I told you, cousin.
11:45Damn, Megan!
11:46Girl, it's your turn to step up.
11:47Don't get ahead of yourself.
11:49Man, Megan's toast.
11:52Or should I say cereal?
11:53Because she's going to have plenty of milk left in that jar.
11:55You do know how to use this?
11:57Yes.
11:58All right.
11:59She knows her right from her left, don't she?
12:01I doubt it.
12:03One shot, girl.
12:05Oh, Lord!
12:07He blew it.
12:08That's how it's done.
12:09Dang Annie Oakley.
12:11I told him I'd beat him with a bullet.
12:15But you know, men never listen.
12:18Okay, so it's tied up now.
12:20Round two.
12:22Come check these out.
12:2350 caliber black powder rifles.
12:26Bill, I'm looking for something a little bigger.
12:28A little bigger?
12:29I'll show you one I got in the safe.
12:32My dad's going to love this, whatever it is.
12:35I mean, you always keep the best stuff in the safe, right?
12:38Check this out.
12:39Check this out.
12:43That is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in my life.
12:46How many people have a mortar?
12:48Very few.
12:49And if it comes down to push to shove, I don't even have one.
12:53Well, this is 90% there.
12:56But it's got to be 100%.
12:57I mean, I want something bigger and badder.
13:00You got something badder than this?
13:02Bigger and badder.
13:05If it's bigger and badder than this, I got to see it.
13:08This is why it's great to be the boss.
13:09I can go out, take care of things that are important,
13:12and I know I got a whole team back at the store taking care of business.
13:15All right, here we go.
13:17Smaller target, more proficient shooter.
13:21Mm-hmm.
13:22One shot apiece, winner takes all.
13:24All right.
13:25For all the marbles, then.
13:35You sure not got it headed up in there.
13:37You got to hide stuff like this.
13:40That's what I'm talking about.
13:43My pop's gonna love this.
13:44I don't care what it costs.
13:47It's mine.
13:48That sounds like a deal.
13:50Somebody should probably tell Tickle that paying it forward
13:53doesn't mean you have to blindly agree to a mysterious old man's unknown price.
14:04Online dating can get you in trouble.
14:06You either get a butt ugly one or an old one.
14:09I'm gonna rock your world, son.
14:12I just found out it's like a 300-pound man, you know?
14:14So when you went there, you gonna get milked.
14:16Yeah.
14:17And then come back, you know.
14:18And then come back for three days.
14:20But then you come back wearing a new watch,
14:22and it's like, where'd you get that?
14:23Well, my buddy.
14:24Bling-bling the period.
14:30Tickle's employees have found a way to settle which one of them calls the shots.
14:35Whoa!
14:36Oh, damn!
14:38Once and for all.
14:39Mail ticket.
14:42I'm not worried about the tiny target.
14:44I'm just afraid that once I blow it away,
14:46they'll say there's nothing left to shoot at and call it a tie.
14:50You ready?
14:52Yeah, we ready.
14:53Are you ready? That's the question.
14:54What?
14:58It's not cheating.
14:59I just wanted to prove to Megan that a real manager thinks ahead, you know,
15:02to ensure a desired outcome.
15:04Plus, it was pretty damn funny.
15:07You might as well put it in park, though.
15:08She ain't gonna hit it.
15:10Fire in the hole!
15:15Oh, I seen a tree go down about 100 yards back.
15:18Good try, Megan, good try.
15:20Yeah, better luck next time, sucker.
15:22Yeah.
15:24Man, I really think me and Moe are gonna drive our points home,
15:26if you know what I mean.
15:27It's a double entendre, you know, because of the trucks and the errors.
15:30Megan, I'm gonna show you how a pro does it.
15:32Give me that.
15:33Ho, ho, ho!
15:34All right.
15:36Let's see what we can do here, then.
15:43Ho, cousin!
15:44You shot the antenna off a truck.
15:46A little low aim there, buddy.
15:49They're losing at their own game.
15:52So maybe I should just let them run the store,
15:54and then they'll fire themselves.
15:56This is your one chance, buddy, your one trick pony.
16:00Or are you full of baloney?
16:03Oh!
16:04That's how we do it!
16:06That's how you hit a moving target!
16:08Who's the king of the shot now?
16:10Dammit!
16:11Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
16:13Mm-hmm.
16:16All right, looks like Moe and his beau run the show.
16:20The show ain't in the store, of course.
16:21You know, when the tickle ain't there.
16:23Get down, cousin!
16:24Looks like we know who runs the...
16:26Oh!
16:27What the hell?
16:28Oh!
16:29Looks like we know who runs the...
16:30Oh!
16:31What the hell?
16:32Megan!
16:33I hit the target.
16:34So who's the boss now?
16:36Dang, you know how to make a point, don't you?
16:38Megan, will you carry that, please?
16:39I didn't ask her to do anything.
16:41I know, right?
16:42If that's what happens when Megan's got a gun,
16:44let's hope she never gets her hands on Tickle's cannon.
16:48One shot, one kill.
16:49That was awesome, brother.
16:50I know, man, that's how I roll.
16:51Tickle!
16:52Hey.
16:53What the hell, boss?
16:54What are you doing here?
16:55What are you guys doing here?
16:57Just had a little shootout here to see who's the boss,
16:59you know, of the store.
17:00Kicking ass, taking names.
17:01I won.
17:02Of course.
17:03All right, so now you're the boss, right?
17:04Absolutely.
17:05Well, who's at the store, boss?
17:14Somebody needs to be at the store.
17:16All right.
17:17We'll get back to the store.
17:18Yeah.
17:19Go to the store.
17:20Come on, we're going to get lunch.
17:22Y'all suck, man.
17:24Now that the office pecking order has been firmly established,
17:28the gang can focus on what's really important.
17:33Let's run down this list.
17:34We got chips.
17:35Got them.
17:36All right, we got cups.
17:37Got them.
17:38We got shine.
17:39Oh, yeah, we got the shine, baby.
17:41You know that's right.
17:42Look, make sure your supplies is ready, all right?
17:45Heck, yeah, I got it, buddy.
17:48All right, that's it.
17:49No, no, no, no.
17:50Huh?
17:51I'll just keep one with me.
17:52All right, man.
17:53All right.
17:54All right, we'll see you in a little while.
17:55We'll see you.
18:01I can't wait to see what you've done.
18:03Oh, it's going to be a blast.
18:06Dana did a great job with these decorations.
18:08Everybody's having a real good time, but to be honest,
18:11I can't wait to get out here and fire this cannon.
18:14We're here today to wish my pop a happy birthday.
18:17Yeah!
18:18Yeah!
18:20He just keeps on getting older.
18:22It's what he does best.
18:24This year, I wanted to show him something special
18:26and how much he means to me.
18:28So I got him something a little bit bigger
18:30than I normally would.
18:32You can't give him his present before he has his cake.
18:35Do y'all want the cake now,
18:37or do y'all want to get to this surprise?
18:39Surprise!
18:40Let's get to the surprise.
18:42Let's go.
18:43Yeah!
18:44All right.
18:45Let's have a blast.
18:46You know, other people brought presents, too.
18:50Hello!
18:52Happy birthday!
18:55Well, you know, I'm sure everybody's wondering
18:57what I got under this
18:59and what this little minivan doing down there.
19:04Y'all check this thing out.
19:10It's loaded, pop! It's loaded!
19:12Be careful, it's loaded.
19:13Man, I can't tell which is more loaded,
19:15the minivan or the damn cannon.
19:16Check it out.
19:17All you got to do,
19:19you just pull on this,
19:21and this thing's gonna blow that up.
19:24Check it out.
19:27Lay the hammer down, pops.
19:29All right, y'all ready for this?
19:31Yeah!
19:32Happy birthday!
19:33All right, let's do it!
19:34Let's blow this thing up!
19:36Here it goes!
19:37All right!
19:42Whoo!
19:44Whoo!
19:45Holy s***!
19:47That's the way!
19:49Right through the window.
19:53All right, one more time!
19:55Whoo!
19:56Let's do it again!
19:58You gonna do this?
19:59You gonna let me do it?
20:00I guess this is what it means to pay it forward.
20:03All right, everybody.
20:04Big cannonball this time!
20:06Whoo!
20:07Brought a cannon for my pops.
20:09Now we get to shoot it.
20:10Don't be scared, Tickle.
20:12Fire in the hole!
20:16Yeah!
20:18Whoo!
20:20That is the s***!
20:23Oh, my God, that's a lot of fun.
20:26That is more fun
20:28than should be allowed by law.
20:31Well, that's because it's not.
20:33What the f***?
20:37Oh, oh!
20:39Man, y'all drained the tank.
20:41We had to drain the tank,
20:42but you left the damn shine in there!
20:44Oh, f***!
20:45Oh!
20:46Boom, baby!
20:47We had a good time, man!
20:52Pops enjoyed it, didn't he?
20:54We had a good time.
20:56Hey, the shine just made the good time.
21:02Money comes and goes.
21:04Memories last forever.
21:06Or at least until you're so old
21:08that you don't care anymore.
21:10And then somebody buys you a cannon.
21:13Hello?
21:15It's really getting hot in here, guys.