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00:00I don't care about what people think, I just want to buy it.
00:03What's wrong with liking it? I just want to eat it!
00:07The Autumn of Appetite. The Autumn of Laughter.
00:24Have you decided on where you're going to live?
00:26I think I'll stay close by.
00:28Actually, I'm using a lottery ticket.
00:31Lottery.
00:33It doesn't have to be a cheap place.
00:34You're right.
00:36If it's a lottery, you can choose a good place to live.
00:39Lottery.
00:41I won.
00:44It's hard to choose a place to live.
00:46I don't know where to live.
00:48I won.
00:49I won.
00:50Lottery!
00:51You can live for up to 10,000 yen.
00:54Is the future that great?
00:56While you're wearing it, you'll keep losing weight.
00:58While you're wearing it, you'll keep losing weight.
01:00Also, you won't smell the socks you wore all day.
01:03Is it impossible?
01:04It's possible!
01:05It's different from gold.
01:07It's possible future!
01:08It's possible!
01:10The one who supported my growth is
01:13always Iwate's deliciousness.
01:17Iwate, a rice store that produces excellent ingredients.
01:21The drop of the galaxy.
01:22Iwate's love at first sight.
01:26Skin with moisture.
01:28Skin is moist.
01:29Moist.
01:30With such dry skin,
01:32a new all-in-one.
01:33With moisture, it's soft and elastic.
01:36Adrenaline.
01:37Peace.
01:39Assign.
01:40I'm not losing.
01:42Gloriously shining.
01:46I'm getting closer.
01:48I don't stop crying.
01:50If it's a young high-end job,
01:52Assign.
01:53Assign.
01:56Approach the cause of the looseness.
01:58That is to take care of the skin.
02:01All-round care with Total V technology.
02:05Elixir Total V Cream.
02:07Tighten the skin.
02:24This kind of countermeasure is rare.
02:28Fantasy changes reality.
02:31Fantasy RPG.
02:34Metaphor Re-Fantasyon.
02:37Wait, human.
02:39Skin.
02:40Skin with moisture.
02:42Skin is moist.
02:44Moist.
02:45With such dry skin,
02:47a new all-in-one.
02:48With moisture, it's soft and elastic.
02:51Adrenaline.
02:52Peace.
02:55Tonight, the uncles who love sweet things gather.
03:01It's usually a round voice.
03:04No, it's not a little.
03:06Is it a coincidence?
03:07It's a coincidence.
03:09It's a coincidence.
03:11It's like an uncle, right?
03:13Sweet things are not what children or girls like.
03:18It's like that.
03:19I love uncles, too.
03:21I want to make it a world where I can proudly say it.
03:25That's why we're all here today.
03:29It's like eating sweet things.
03:31It's surprising.
03:33You like sweet things.
03:35Then you don't drink alcohol.
03:38I drink.
03:40I like alcohol.
03:42I want you to understand.
03:44How often do you eat?
03:47I want to finish every meal because it's sweet.
03:52Every meal?
03:53Morning, noon, and night?
03:54Morning, noon, and night.
03:55I want to finish it because it's sweet all day.
03:57I eat chocolate before I go to bed.
04:00Half of the chocolate is left here.
04:03I wake up in the morning and eat it in the morning.
04:10It's a little bit in the morning.
04:12I eat it before I go to bed.
04:15It's not for free.
04:17I eat ice cream while taking a bath.
04:25I take care of my health.
04:31Date-chan, how often do you eat?
04:33I always want to sweeten my mouth.
04:36What is that?
04:37It's philosophical.
04:39It's not philosophical.
04:41Do you put anything in your mouth when you play golf?
04:43I don't put anything in my mouth when I play golf.
04:45Don't you lick the milk candy?
04:47Milk candy?
04:48Do you play golf while licking the milk candy?
04:50Milk candy?
04:51It's delicious.
04:55It's delicious.
04:56It's delicious.
04:57It's like a milk candy.
04:59It's like an old man's saying.
05:04I always put it in my mouth.
05:07I get married and my wife stops me.
05:09I can't eat sweets.
05:11If I eat a bowl of katsudon at night, I can't eat it.
05:15I ate katsudon before I went to bed.
05:17I can't eat katsudon before I went to bed.
05:20I don't like that.
05:22I can't eat sweets.
05:25I can't eat sweets.
05:29I put sweets in a trash can.
05:34I put sweets in a trash can.
05:36I put sweets in a trash can.
05:38This is Mr. Iizuka.
05:42How about sweets?
05:44I like sweets.
05:46Are you lying?
05:48I'm careful not to eat too much sweets.
05:52We're careful, too.
05:56How about an old man who likes sweets?
06:00I think sweets are cute.
06:02I think sweets are cute.
06:04I'm scared.
06:06I'm scared.
06:08I'm not kidding.
06:10I really like sweets.
06:14You're a comedian who wants to win.
06:16I'm not a comedian who wants to win.
06:18You're the same as when you were a comedian.
06:20You're the same as when you were a comedian.
06:22I like sweets.
06:26I like sweets.
06:28Let's ask the old man how he usually enjoys sweets.
06:33Let's ask the old man how he usually enjoys sweets.
06:38Let's start with KOSUGI.
06:40I like sweets.
06:42I buy souvenirs for my family.
06:44I buy souvenirs for my family.
06:46I buy souvenirs for my family.
06:48I'm sorry.
06:50I'm sorry.
06:52I'm sorry.
06:54I'm sorry.
07:04I eat sweets.
07:07I eat sweets.
07:16I buy sweets.
07:18I buy sweets.
07:20I buy sweets.
07:22The speed of eating increases, so I buy a big one and go home, but in the end I buy a big one and go home like a PlayStation box.
07:32There is a big one.
07:35You think I'm saying too much, right?
07:37This is what I bought and bought now.
07:4140 pieces.
07:45If I couldn't see the color, I would have bought a PlayStation.
07:48I think it's a very big deal.
07:50I like it because it's getting bigger.
07:55It may be the same for everyone, but when you go shopping, for example, cake.
08:02Don't you buy it with a face like a stolen product?
08:05I know, I know, I know.
08:08I'm the only one who eats.
08:10I'm the only one.
08:12How long will this last?
08:16It's not me.
08:17It's not me.
08:19I don't care about that at all.
08:21I'll eat it right after this.
08:23I see.
08:25It's amazing that this fat old man thinks he's going to eat it himself.
08:29It's a little embarrassing.
08:30It's still a little embarrassing.
08:32It's a stolen product, so can you wrap it up for me?
08:35I don't even need a paper bag.
08:37Why are you a little angry?
08:40I don't know.
08:42It's like I'm the only one.
08:44That's right.
08:45When I go shopping with my kids at the supermarket,
08:48I buy a lot of things that I want to eat.
08:54I don't want them to think I'm eating it, so I tell my kids,
08:57I'm buying tomorrow's food, too.
09:01You can't eat it all at once.
09:03If I tell my kids, they'll think, what kind of sweets are you buying?
09:06I don't know if I'm buying one or not, but that's what I'm doing.
09:09I don't hear much deception at convenience stores.
09:13I buy a lot of sweets.
09:15At that time, I don't want them to think I'm eating it alone.
09:19I buy it with a frown on my face and a difficult look on my face.
09:24Then the clerk will say,
09:27I'm sure this person has an idea and bought it.
09:31Maybe this person isn't eating it.
09:35I don't know what you're talking about.
09:37There's no way such a person would eat it.
09:39That's important.
09:41Speaking of which,
09:43When I look out the window of a cake shop,
09:46I see a small piece of cake.
09:49I can't eat it all at once.
09:52But I'm a man.
09:54I'm embarrassed to say I'm an old man.
09:57I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat.
09:59I pretend to be on the phone.
10:02I say, hello, Yude.
10:04Yude?
10:06That's too much.
10:07Who are you talking to?
10:09Shortcake, chocolate cake, Mont Blanc, choux cream, and cheesecake.
10:16Okay, okay.
10:18Then I'll have a shortcake.
10:21It's a play that's used for buying.
10:24It's delicious.
10:26Where do you use your talent for acting?
10:28Really.
10:30If Asandra comes out, it'll be delicious.
10:32I want to do it, too.
10:34I want to do it.
10:35Do you go to buy Oobanyaki?
10:38I want to eat cream.
10:43Custard.
10:45Custard.
10:47I'm going to buy it.
10:49I don't want you to think I'm eating custard.
10:52Oobanyaki is a little weak in custard.
10:57So I'll have two Ogura.
11:00There's cream, too.
11:01I see.
11:03So I'll have three creams.
11:05It's like, I just found out.
11:07Actually, you can have five creams and custards.
11:10That's true.
11:12I'll have two Ogura and three custards.
11:14It's a fake.
11:16You can't put in a fake.
11:18It's a first-time experience.
11:20Speaking of souvenirs, when people go to Hokkaido, they buy a white lover.
11:24Of course.
11:26Everyone buys it as a souvenir.
11:28I want to eat it on the plane back.
11:31I see.
11:33When I was eating a white lover on the plane back from Hokkaido,
11:38I thought, this guy is that kind of guy.
11:41I can't avoid it.
11:44So I'm going to eat it.
11:47I'm going to eat it with my eyes wide open.
11:49I'm going to eat it with my eyes wide open.
11:51I'm going to eat it with my eyes wide open.
11:54I'm going to eat it with my eyes wide open.
11:56Do you eat sweets with such a heavy heart?
11:58I don't think I have any feelings.
11:59I don't think I have any feelings.
12:01I'm grateful that Yu-chan told me that I was cute when I was eating sweets.
12:07But I'm also a little embarrassed.
12:12I think he thinks I'm cute when I'm eating sweets.
12:21Don't look at me.
12:24Don't look at me.
12:26Don't look at me.
12:27Don't look at me.
12:29Don't look at me.
12:31Don't look at me.
12:33I was in the same dressing room with Mr. Itsuka today.
12:35We were sitting on the edge of the table.
12:37When I was eating sweets, he looked at me through the mirror.
12:40I saw it.
12:42I saw it.
12:44He looked at me.
12:46He looked at me through the mirror.
12:48That's mean.
12:50He didn't look at me at all.
12:52Please eat it with dignity.
12:53Sony Sompo
12:55I can't believe the car won't move in a place like this.
12:58What should I do?
13:00It's in there, isn't it?
13:02Sony Sompo
13:04Then leave it to me.
13:06Sony Sompo has a free road service for all contracts.
13:09Not only does it cover the cost of renting a car, but also the cost of lodging and transportation.
13:13In addition, even if you use the road service, it will not affect the next year's insurance fee.
13:18I can rely on it.
13:20Please rely on it.
13:21Sony Sompo
13:24Dad, it's a new collaboration with Pazdora.
13:27Really? What kind of collaboration is it this time?
13:30Now, Pazdora will evolve.
13:33Digimon Adventure Collaboration
13:35Ujirupa
13:36Pazdora
13:40Let's go on an adventure with cute Disney characters.
13:45Anyone can enjoy it with easy operation.
13:48Disney Pixel RPG
13:50On sale to wide acclaim.
13:54Approach the cause of the looseness.
13:57That is to take care of every corner of the skin.
14:00Total V technology takes care of all areas.
14:03Elixir Total V Cream
14:05Tighten the stings.
14:08That discovery...
14:10We're in the middle of a notice, but here's a discovery quiz!
14:13The number of years it took to write is...
14:15Here's a hint!
14:18Now, everyone, did you get it?
14:19The answer is...
14:2020!
14:21Discovery!
14:29Good night.
14:30Arinami improves the quality of sleep.
14:36The morning changes.
14:41We're all out here.
14:42Climbing our own Everest.
14:45After every fall, what do you do?
14:48Do I hope for a miracle?
14:53Or do I try and go back up?
15:08Hey, do you have a face wash?
15:09Do you have a face wash?
15:10I do, but it's from Men's Biore.
15:13I'm sure you'll like it.
15:14That thick foam.
15:15It's gentle, but it's refreshing.
15:17But I don't want to lose it.
15:19A face wash?
15:20No.
15:21Men's Biore The Face
15:24Zawatsuko Friday, 6.50 am.
15:28I want to be mature.
15:30For example, at Starbucks,
15:32everyone drinks hot coffee, right?
15:34But I want a dark mocha chip frappuccino.
15:38I'd like to order one, but...
15:39For example, at Shinagawa Station,
15:41when we all go to work,
15:43we all line up for hot coffee,
15:44and I go home with my hand.
15:46But I line up in the back so no one can see.
15:48I say, dark mocha chip frappuccino,
15:50in a low voice.
15:52I put it in my paper bag,
15:53so no one can see it.
15:55I get on the Shinkansen,
15:57and I pick up the top part of the whipped cream,
16:01and then I show it off as coffee.
16:04That's crazy.
16:06I don't get it.
16:07I watch it. I watch it a lot.
16:09I don't watch it.
16:10There's a place where only girls line up, right?
16:12It's really hard to line up.
16:14I know.
16:15There's a men's sauna,
16:18but on Tuesdays, there's a ladies' day,
16:20and you can only go to the sauna on that day.
16:22I want them to make it with the opposite sweets.
16:24I see.
16:25On Tuesdays, only men can buy it.
16:27It's not a men's day.
16:29Only men can buy it.
16:31It's hard for men to line up with women.
16:34But sometimes, there are brave men lining up.
16:36So I line up to buy what I want to eat,
16:39and I make a man's boom.
16:41You change from a man to a man.
16:43I change from a man to a man.
16:44If this body is lined up,
16:45people will find out that it's full of air.
16:48Only people who eat can line up.
16:50I want them to line up like a tunnel.
16:53Like a tunnel?
16:54So that men can't see it.
16:56I want them to line up like hamsters.
16:58I wonder if someone is lining up there.
17:01If you don't want people to think that you're fat,
17:05you should lose weight first.
17:09Then it's fine.
17:10It's fine if you lose weight.
17:12What?
17:13Oh, no.
17:14Why?
17:15It's happening again.
17:16He's angry.
17:18It's my fault.
17:20Iizuka, please apologize.
17:22Why?
17:23It has nothing to do with me.
17:24I didn't even say it.
17:25Iizuka, please apologize.
17:26I'm Iizuka.
17:27Please apologize as a representative.
17:29I'm sorry.
17:30I'm sorry.
17:32What was that?
17:33I'm glad.
17:34I'm glad.
17:35You're in a good mood.
17:36I'm glad. Thank you.
17:37It's been a while since I did the original one.
17:41What do you mean, the original one?
17:43I'm really angry.
17:45It's fine if you lose weight.
17:47The opposite answer is serious.
17:49That's terrible.
17:50There was a history class a long time ago.
17:53If you don't have rice, you can eat cake.
17:55It's the same as that.
17:56Oh, Marie Antoinette.
17:58I think it's completely different.
17:59I think it's completely different.
18:00It's different.
18:01It's the same.
18:02It's the same.
18:06It's a hassle.
18:07It's a hassle.
18:08It's a hassle.
18:09Iizuka, please apologize.
18:10Iizuka, please apologize.
18:11Iizuka, please apologize.
18:13I'm sorry.
18:15What was that?
18:16What was that?
18:17Please don't say that.
18:18Please don't apologize.
18:19What was that?
18:20You've been losing weight recently.
18:23I'm losing weight because I want to eat something sweet.
18:26That's why.
18:28I'm the same age as you.
18:31Someone actually did this.
18:33You're right!
18:36That's strange!
18:38No, no, no.
18:40That's strange!
18:41Iizuka, please apologize.
18:42I'm sorry.
18:43I'm sorry.
18:46She doesn't like it.
18:50Why did you say that?
18:52Don't you like it?
18:54She really like it.
18:56I'm saying this because I want to be popular, but what did you do the other day?
19:01That's a good question.
19:03You didn't say anything.
19:05I wanted to eat something sweet.
19:07Choriii.
19:09Stop it.
19:11You can't say that kind of joke.
19:13You can't say that kind of joke.
19:15You can't say that kind of joke on YouTube.
19:17What kind of attitude is that?
19:21What about you, Fujimoto?
19:23It doesn't matter how simple it is.
19:28My favorite is whipped cream.
19:31Only.
19:33I buy whipped cream and sell it.
19:37Just as it is?
19:39This is it.
19:41Just squeeze it.
19:43It's the one you make cake with.
19:45You can just eat it like this.
19:48Just as it is?
19:50You can eat it in a unique and fun way.
19:54What is that?
19:56You can find that kind of fun.
19:59Look at this.
20:01Look at this.
20:03Look at this.
20:05It's coming out of my fingers.
20:08Did it come out?
20:10I'm looking forward to seeing whipped cream coming out of my fingers.
20:16I can see mushrooms from here.
20:19Look at this.
20:23Look at this.
20:25It's coming out of my fingers.
20:27You can only see it when you squeeze the bag.
20:29I'm looking forward to seeing this.
20:31It's too sad.
20:33I can't see it.
20:35It's hard to record.
20:37When I go to a recording studio, I always bring sweets.
20:41I always put it in my bag.
20:43I want to eat it before I go home.
20:46I want to eat it in a taxi.
20:48It's embarrassing for the driver to see you eat it in a taxi.
20:54There are sweets like this.
20:58It's embarrassing.
21:00It's like you're looking for something.
21:02I see.
21:04It's like you're acting in a taxi.
21:07It's like you're acting in a taxi.
21:10What should I do?
21:12Did you eat it?
21:14I don't know.
21:16I ate a lot after that.
21:19I ate a lot after I put my face up.
21:21I put it in the middle of the catering table.
21:26I ate a pie.
21:28I opened it here and put my palm on it.
21:31I ate it on the phone.
21:33I ate it on the phone.
21:35I ate it on the phone.
21:37It's delicious.
21:39It's delicious.
21:42It's like you're acting in a taxi.
21:45It's delicious.
21:47When I eat it in a taxi, it's crispy.
21:52When I take a dump, it's crispy.
21:55That's not true.
21:57That's not true.
21:59When I take a dump, it's crispy.
22:02That's not true.
22:06It's embarrassing for the driver to see you eat it in a taxi.
22:10When I take a dump in a taxi, I get wet.
22:15That's true.
22:17The powder will fall.
22:19Let's be patient.
22:21When I take a dump in a taxi, I get wet.
22:26I get all the powder.
22:29I get out of the taxi.
22:32I get out of the taxi.
22:37I get out of the taxi.
22:39It's cool.
22:41It's not cool.
22:43It's cool.
22:46I want to eat it at home.
22:48I don't want it to be a time to move.
22:50I don't want it to be a time to move.
22:53I want to eat snacks on the Shinkansen.
22:57When I put out a table, it's hard to use.
23:02If there are two more stores,
23:06If I put 2 more stores,
23:08I
23:38Know
24:08Oh
24:38It
25:08My
25:38Yeah
26:08Oh
26:27Yeah, but it's
26:38You
27:08Did
27:39I'm out there. Thank you, sir. Oh, man, that's right
27:59My mono I stay up all night
28:00I'm gonna eat my mom I stay I bet they don't cut you. Oh, hey, Tim. I'm a show cos you cannot anybody smash
28:06Hey, what's your address?
28:09Data Oh black Thunder. Oh, what is your can roll this?
28:18Black Thunder you can see there was one not to the gun. He took good job my mom was he took any more data
28:23Chiro took a trip to America spoke in that way
28:25So I think it'll chill don't eat
28:30On the order that I'm going to tell you that I'm gonna come with you know, Pat Rourke
28:34Do you put this name?
28:35No, I thought I see what I'm saying. I got that. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, well, it's it
28:40Don't want us to do this, you know
28:43What we got skin on?
28:45Kakinotane Thunder
28:48For another one, I'm a joppa. No children. It's your point. Oh, yes, honey. Oh you
28:53Koi
28:56Shifuku, no, but
28:58I cause never gonna matter. I'm a joppa. Oh, okay. Don't skid. Oh, no, that's good for me. He packed one of the world
29:06Yeah, when I did you do they put the C each name that I do that. What do I eat?
29:15Boy, the show we don't know you know, you know, I've got the gun. What is it? I've got something in there. We thought
29:23We're done
29:25Honey, but the glacier to go to the table
29:30Okay, no, I think I need to do it. I'm a nice boy. You know, I'm a barrel
29:36That's not all I got that you don't eat it. I'm a mochi shotgun roll
29:43What about Lawson do that?
29:46Mazuna, you know, I'm not gonna
29:48Skin color to come on now, I couldn't be
29:53Look what you never get a ton of money know
29:55Oh, no, no, no, it's it to the city. That's not pretty much it. There's a you know, someone you know, it's a boy
30:00No, I got you. I didn't listen it. I'm gonna get that. Oh my god, I go
30:04I
30:34Mean
30:56That it's a
31:04Lady
31:34I
32:04Think
32:34I
33:04Know
33:34Oh
34:04I
34:34Know
35:04That's
35:34Oh
36:04I
36:34Mean
36:45It's
37:04You know what a pro at that?
37:08Really?
37:10It's my first time seeing you in such casual clothes.
37:12Oh, it's good.
37:14It's good, isn't it?
37:16It's delicious.
37:18You're a genius.
37:20That's not what I meant.
37:22That's not what I meant.
37:24Do you want me to put it in your mouth?
37:26How many people did you invite?
37:28Do you want me to put it in your mouth?
37:30It's good, isn't it?
37:32It's good, isn't it?
37:34It's good, isn't it?
37:36It's good, isn't it?
37:38It's good, isn't it?
37:40Next, please.
37:42Pakiciel.
37:44I want to know if you know it.
37:46I don't know.
37:48It's really good.
37:50Because, as it says here,
37:52Because, as it says here,
37:54It's like a pleasant bite.
37:56It's like a pleasant bite.
37:58Well, I mean, falconia is a specjality of the parts where it pops.
38:00Well, I mean, falconia is a speciality of the parts where it pops.
38:02It pops.
38:04I was very shocked.
38:06I'm not sure.
38:08Chocolate is thick, right?
38:10Chocolate is thick!
38:12And part after that.
38:14It looks delicious because it has vanilla and chocolate in it.
38:16It looks delicious because it has vanilla and chocolate in it.
38:18The first surprise was the first shock.
38:20I was very shocked.
38:22One and only flower in the Smurf's world.
38:24I was very shocked.
38:26Number oneにならなくてもいいもともと特別なオンリーワンてドア玉に言うじゃんすか
38:34あの曲にだっていきなりこと言うっていう
38:37いきなりサビ
38:39サビよりも前にもいっちゃう最初に
38:41持ってきてる
38:43グレインの口ベロニー
38:45口ベロニー
38:47口ベロニー
38:49グレインの嫌わない
38:51もういいよ
38:53なんでねえよ
38:55あとTRFのボイミー
38:57うるさいな
38:59ボイミー使わない
39:01TRFのマスカラ
39:03もういらないよ
39:05お前はスマップであれ
39:07神田さんほんとに多いのよ
39:09もし食べてない方いらっしゃるなら
39:11食べてほしいんです最初の衝撃
39:13箱アイスで
39:15アイスなんす
39:17バニラとチョコと
39:193個3個入ってて
39:217個入りなんですけど
39:241個開けてみないとわかりません
39:26っていう
39:28楽しさもある
39:30ビニールが柔らかいわ
39:32楽しみ
39:34誰か泣いてる
39:36誰か泣いてる
39:38どうした
39:40僕だけアイスもらってない
39:42なんで
39:44なんでだよ
39:46歩いて
39:48もらいもらい
39:50なんでゆうすけだけ
39:52せーの
39:58すごい
40:00すごい
40:02カリバリッド折れてるね
40:04それくらいパキンゴくん
40:06近く帰りに
40:08シュミテクト持ってきて
40:10シュミテクト
40:12でもそれパリはわかったよ
40:14一発目のインパクトめっちゃあって
40:16うわほんまやってなって
40:18二口目三口目
40:20もううまいから
40:22二口目三口目もううまいやん
40:24ってなるな
40:26そう
40:28さあ続いて
40:30ゆうすけ
40:32いろんな甘いチョコとか
40:34めちゃくちゃ食べてるんですよ
40:36子供の頃から
40:38その中で一番衝撃やったのが
40:40極細ポッキーで
40:42極細や
40:44ポッキーのよりちょっと太くしたやつ
40:46って結構出てるんですよ
40:48ポッキーのアーモンドクランチみたいな
40:50出てるんですけど
40:52細くすることで
40:54めちゃくちゃうまくなって
40:56僕いつも食べるとき
40:58冷蔵庫に冷やしてから食べる
41:00細くしたときパーンって
41:02折るじゃないですか口で
41:04その時の弾け方が
41:06めちゃくちゃ弾けるんですよ
41:10この
41:12え?
41:16ポッキーってさこうやろ
41:18なんでお前がこうやん
41:20顔が
41:22ピスタチオみたいな感じで
41:24なんのやないねん
41:26なんのやないねん
41:28ポッキーはこうやん
41:30なんでピスタチオみたいになってんの
41:34極細で一本でも
41:36我慢していけるな
41:38束ねてね
41:40でもやっぱ細さを
41:42体験したいので僕は絶対一本
41:46極細は
41:48毎回リッチキンやらんねん
41:54さあ続いてセキお願いします
41:56僕が好きなのは
41:58キャラメルコーンとシルベーヌという
42:04この赤を見るとどうしても
42:06食べたくなってしまうというか
42:08未だに全部食べやすくしたいのもいいんですけど
42:12僕好きなのは端ちょっとだけ切って
42:14ここティッシュ敷いて
42:16テーブルの上にこう置いて
42:18それをトントントントントンってやると
42:20ちょっとずつ出てくるんですよ
42:22これ食べて
42:24またなくなったなと思ったら
42:26トントントントンって
42:28すげえ手太ってるな
42:32赤ちゃんの手
42:34パン食べてる
42:38何喋らなくなった急に
42:40何喋らなくなってんの
42:42目こわ
42:44目こわ
42:46目こわっぽいよ
42:48要素が多いよ
42:50キャラメルコーン注目させて
42:52私はちょっと
42:54豆がそんなに好きじゃなかったりしたんですけど
42:56なんか調べたんですよ
42:58なんでこれ必要なんだろうみたいな
43:00そしたらこの豆があるから
43:02こんだけうまいっていう理由があった
43:04元々ちょっとお豆に
43:06塩分があるじゃないですか
43:08その塩分でこのキャラメルの甘さが浸ってる
43:10っていうのと
43:12豆に一応なんか殻みたいなのついてるの分かります?
43:14あれがあるから
43:16香りが立つんです
43:18豆の
43:20ルームフレグランスみたいな感じで
43:22ちょっとこう
43:24出しながら
43:26触ってるよ
43:28食べすぎて
43:30おい
43:32おい
43:34置いたら全然
43:36何これ
43:38全然出てこねぇ
43:40腹が痛いから
43:42ほじぶり出してるやん
43:44さあフジモン
43:46まずこっち
43:48見てください
43:50オールドファッションと
43:52カントリーマームのコラボ
43:54こっちオールドファッションと
43:56ミルキーのコラボあるね
43:58そんなのあんねんや
44:00もう一個キャラメルコーンの
44:02コラボもあんのよ
44:06本当だ
44:08食べてほしいねんけど
44:10カントリーマーム
44:12ちゃんとカントリーマームの
44:14味するから
44:16ありがとう
44:18ミルキーの味するでしょ
44:20うん
44:22懐かしい
44:24カントリーマームめっちゃいい感じ
44:26なんでお前に
44:28手渡して
44:30お前に手渡してもらわない
44:32あと
44:34美味いでしょ
44:36大好きな
44:38駄菓子屋さんにある
44:40日本一長いやつや
44:42たまらんでしょこれ
44:44日本一だ
44:46買って家帰るまでに食べるんですよ
44:48家帰るまでに?
44:50そう
44:52でも恥ずかしいやんかほんまにおっさんが
44:54それは恥ずかしい
44:56だから本だったら普通にこう
44:58こうでしょ
45:00毎回こうするんですよ
45:04全然わからない
45:06この隠し方好きやな
45:08生クリームと一緒
45:10全然わからないでしょ
45:12生クリームはわからないけど
45:14全然わからない
45:16周りの人いっぱいいるときは
45:18ちょっと
45:20腹痛いなみたいな感じに出すんですよ
45:22お腹痛って
45:24こうでしょ
45:26こうでしょ
45:34気になるあれを買ってきた
45:36嬉しい
45:38さあ皆さんがですね
45:40気になってるけど
45:42人気でなかなか買いに行けないと言っていた
45:44スイーツをですね
45:46今回特別に用意させていただきました
45:48嬉しい
45:50アベトーククラブ
45:52オリジナル作品の
45:54妖艦系素敵芸人
45:56AVサミン
45:58依然情報を持ってる芸人
46:00ファイトとファゲキャラ芸人
46:02プチ成形芸人
46:06ショーレース予想ダービー
46:0811月はネクスト熟女芸人
46:12最近解散した芸人も配信
46:14ギュッてやったらツイツイシリーズも盛りだくさん
46:16過去の名作440作以上見放題
46:20本日からサンドウィッチマン大好き芸人
46:24相方デブキャラ芸人が追加
46:28本日の見逃し配信に
46:30クラブでは先週のファーサーマン
46:34ネタ書いてないオンエアバトルも無料配信中
46:38収録後の吐き出し部屋はこの2人
46:40今月のビリラジオはトロサーマン
46:42来月は頑張れる矢が登場
46:44アベトーククラブで検索
46:48結婚します
46:50お兄ちゃんほどかっこよくはないけど
46:52とてもいい人です
46:54結婚式来れますか
46:56無理しないで
46:58普段のかっこで全然いいからね
47:02お兄ちゃんのスーツ姿って初めて見たかも
47:04やっぱ似合ってない
47:06うん
47:08でもかっこいいよ
47:10ありがとう
47:12三菱UFJフィナンシャルグループ
47:18健康診断どうでした
47:20アクダマコレス
47:22健康の悩みは
47:24専門家に相談だ
47:28お世話になります
47:30それぞれの悩みにサントリー健康専門茶
47:34天然水と果実で
47:36キリッと生まれた
47:38サントリーキリッと果実
47:40欲しかったものだけでできている
47:42今日のビタミン完了
47:44いいことしかないじゃん
47:46ああ
47:48強くあること
47:50美しくあること
47:52そして
47:54自由であること
47:56本能を刺激する
47:58クーペスタイルSUV
48:00新型フロンクス誕生
48:02続き
48:06見届けよ
48:08壮絶なる
48:10俺たちのラストダンス
48:12The time has come
48:14VENOM THE LAST DANCE
48:32問題
48:34レノア発泡ビーズは洗濯前に入れるだけで
48:36尺痛レベル昇進だぞ
48:38ですが
48:40他にすごいのは
48:42黄ばみ120日ブロック
48:44正解
48:46レノア発泡ビーズ
48:48ここまでのアメトークは
48:50ご覧のスポンサーで
48:52お送りしました
48:56やった
48:58来た来た
49:00言ったやつだ
49:02言ったやつです
49:04何これ
49:06コウスギとフジモンとセキが食べたいとリクエストした
49:08アイムドーナツ
49:10やった
49:12渋谷店さんの人気ベスト10と
49:14フジモンがリクエストした
49:16スイーツ缶
49:18生クリーム
49:20お送りしました
49:22スポンジが1割
49:24生クリーム9
49:26生クリーム
49:28生クリーム好きにはたまらんのよ
49:30アイムドーナツ
49:32生ドーナツやって
49:34生ドーナツ
49:36コウスギとかもリクエストした
49:38これはいつも行列で
49:40並びにくいです
49:42僕たちが
49:44ドーナツの行列並ぶって
49:46そのまんまです
49:48並ぶトンネルもないし
49:50なかなか並べなかった
49:52それが嬉しい
49:54見てる
49:56待て
49:58分け分けして食べます
50:00握ってるやんお前
50:02一個でいい
50:04握ってるやん
50:06ピスタチオやん
50:12おじさんめちゃめちゃ楽しそうじゃん
50:14知らないもん前にすると
50:16テンション上がって回る
50:18何でお前が
50:20ルール決めてくんねん
50:22そんなの持つなよ
50:24早く食べなよ
50:26手持つなや
50:28何がおじさん同士
50:30何がおじさん同士
50:32やめなよ
50:34どうぞ
50:36いただきます
50:38何これ
50:40カスタード
50:42めっちゃうまい
50:44生ドレスでこういうこと
50:46しっとり
50:48めっちゃしっとり
50:50揚げてるとは思われへん
50:52うまい
50:54すごい
50:56生で初めて見た
50:58すごい
51:00親戚の子みたいな反応してる
51:02生で初めて見た
51:06生栗
51:08渋谷のマルキューの地下に
51:10地下の自動販売機売ってんの
51:12これ
51:14娘が
51:16マルキューに服買いに来た
51:18言ってついて行って
51:20見つけたの
51:22大好きになって思ったんやけど
51:24マルキューって若い女の子ばっかりやから
51:26おじさん一人で絶対盛り上がるのよ
51:28おじさんだから
51:30ほんま食べときや
51:32おじさん食べられへんから
51:34藤間あげてあげて
51:36藤間あげてあげて
51:38藤間あげてあげて
51:40藤間あげてあげて
51:42藤間あげて
51:44藤間あげて
51:46何そのあげ方
51:48気持ち悪いな
51:50何そのあげ方
51:52誰が見たらあげ方やねん
51:54食べて食べて
51:56こんなのあんねんな
51:58甘すぎな
52:00思い描いてるの理想の生クリーム
52:02途中にスポンジが出てくるの
52:04出てきた
52:06こっからはショートケーキや
52:08こっからはショートケーキや
52:10こっからはショートケーキや
52:12俺と彦丸さんの
52:14俺と彦丸さんの
52:16彦丸さんの
52:18すごいなこれ
52:20アレンジしてる
52:22温かい
52:24健康的
52:26これいいよ
52:32クリームの
52:42こんなに
52:44こんなに注目されるとは思わなかった
52:48何か得意持ってきたよ
52:50アップルパイ焼いてきました
52:54本当簡単
52:56得意やったのこれ
52:58全然簡単な
53:00リンゴ煮込んで
53:02パイシートに十何分ぐらい
53:06誰も手とらへん
53:10みんなもうお腹いっぱい
53:12お腹いっぱい
53:18持って帰ってもいいけど
53:20カメラの前で一口食ってくれ
53:24さすが教師の息子なんだ
53:26意外
53:28納得
53:32ゲームがシンプルだけど
53:34技が詰まった麻婆豆腐を調査
53:36あの方もどうか
53:38どうも
53:42イヤスのそっくりさんです
53:46実証
53:48アリエル
53:52抗菌洗剤で洗ってるって
53:54透け浮き実験だ
53:58きたな
54:00抗菌でだめなら除菌だ
54:02アリエルなら繊維の奥の菌も
54:04菌より小さな汚れも除去
54:06浸透除菌
54:08しつこい匂いをごっそり落とす
54:10大好き
54:12いい匂い
54:14浸透除菌で探してください
54:20朝目が覚めるとインドだった
54:22おはよう
54:24少ないよ
54:28エネルギーすご
54:32これ了解って意味か
54:34どんだけの食材運び込むの大変そう
54:38ベータクボタ
54:40クボタは世界の食と豊かな生活を
54:42技術で支えています
54:44続け
54:56私のままでいい
54:58よくできました
55:00新商品も
55:02アキビュー
55:04アキビュー史上最高の潤い絵
55:06その秘密は
55:08ティアステーブルテクノロジー
55:10超潤いレンズ
55:12その名もマックス
55:14眼科でマックスとお伝えください
55:18人生の歩み方は
55:20人それぞれだから
55:22自分らしく行こう
55:24あなたらしい健康が
55:26咲き誇る
55:28健康を応援する
55:30周り生命
55:32私は赤のアリナミン
55:34しっかり寝たのに朝からだるおも
55:36疲れがたまって
55:38夜はだるおも
55:40こう疲労成分が
55:42朝と夜の疲れに効く
55:44アリナミンAお試しトライアルサイズ
55:48強くあること
55:50美しくあること
55:52そして自由であること
55:56本能を刺激するクーペスタイルSUV
55:58新型フロンクス誕生
56:00鈴木
56:02喋らなきゃならないけど
56:04喉すっきりしたいとき
56:06龍角さんの喉すっきりタブレット
56:08小粒だから食べながらでも
56:10ほら
56:14龍角さんの喉すっきりタブレット
56:16さすが教師の息子なんだ
56:20自身親が先生芸人
56:22何が迷惑かけたか言うてって
56:24家にも先生がいる環境で
56:26なぜ芸人に?
56:30意外と先生っぽい芸風が
56:32みんなあるかも
56:36さらに親から我が子への
56:38境地表
56:40その特殊は
56:42芸人矢印トーク
56:44公表第2弾
56:48このあとはテレビチートリ
56:52ねえ洗顔ある?
56:54メンズビオレのめっちゃいいやつ
56:56気に入るやろな
56:58あの密着泡
57:00優しいのにすっきり洗えるし
57:02でも減るの嫌やな
57:04メンズビオレザフェイス誕生
57:06エルフィンロール
57:10何でも自分でやってみたい
57:12お年頃だから
57:16トライする冬に
57:18ちょうどいい服
57:20エルフィンロール西松屋
57:22あなたの風はどこから?
57:24僕は鼻から
57:26それなら瞬速黄色のベンザ
57:28瞬速?
57:30あなたの風に
57:32ベンザブロック
57:34瞬速対処
57:36ピンポン
57:38人の動きが戻り
57:40交通費の申請ミスが戻り
57:42行動制限も緩和され
57:44包帯温まで強化され
57:46戻ってきた日常が愛おしい
57:48戻ってきた日常が恐ろしい
57:50最絶
57:54幸せだな
57:56君に会えて
57:58もう何も
58:00飽きた小町は
58:02やっぱり飽きたの誇りです
58:04この日も楽しんでね
58:06リオスリーは
58:08落算金をはじめ、3つの金が働くの
58:103つの?
58:12長は、とっても長いから
58:14部位ごとに働く金を配合してるんだって
58:16お腹に?
58:18三ついいこと 美容スリー
58:22インテリアは 楽天一番
58:24北欧テイストも ホテルライクも
58:28子供と過ごす空間も あらゆるスタイル楽天で
58:32インテリアは 楽天一番
58:34楽天モバイルならお得
58:37ごはんづくり おたすけたい!
58:39おなかすいた!
58:40ごはんつくるから!
58:41こんなとき おまめさん!
58:43ペリペリ さっと!
58:45もぐもぐっちゃ!
58:46おいしい!
58:47おまめさんでいいんじゃない?
58:49リンゴのおまめさん!
58:52脳あるだから爪を隠す的な
58:54爪伸びてますか?
58:57体と頭
58:59どっちも痛いと
59:00それ脳疲労が原因かも
59:02アリナミンVに配合のフルスルチアミンは
59:04脳や体のエネルギー作りを助けます
59:07疲れと集中力にアリナミンV
59:10ソーダ風味出た
59:12問題 レノア発泡ビーズは洗濯前に入れるだけで
59:15射粒レベル上昇!
59:17ですが
59:19床にすごいのは
59:21洗濯槽の防火ビーズ!
59:23正解!
59:24レノア発泡ビーズ!
59:27あなたの風はどこから?
59:28僕は喉から
59:30それなら瞬速!銀のベンザ!
59:32瞬速?
59:33あなたの風に
59:34あなたの風に狙いを決めて
59:36ベンザブロック!
59:38瞬速対処
59:39銀のプレミアム
59:40ピンポン
59:42ノンサフェインの赤のアリナミン
59:44毎日忙しくて十分な睡眠が取れない
59:47だから
59:48寝ている間に疲れにじっくり浸透
59:53アリナミンAお試しトライアンス