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00:00And now, an uneasy peace remains as the world waits for the next great Bat-Fighter!
00:31Oooh!
00:35Hey, Mr. Pizza Flipper, can we fling some dough?
00:38Pretty please?
00:41Uh-uh.
00:42Okay.
00:45Nice stash!
00:51Can we have a turn?
00:52Sorry, boys.
00:53Well, I'm Nick!
00:56Nice stash!
01:00We all know you aren't gonna give us a turn, so...
01:02Actually, I've got two seats right here.
01:04I'm not finished!
01:05We thought you were cool and you'd give us a ride!
01:07Sure!
01:08Oh, please don't interrupt!
01:09You know what?
01:10Maybe you should just leave!
01:12Yeah, take your sweet, sweet mustache and get out of here!
01:18That's three different dudes doing three awesome things.
01:21Know what they have that we don't?
01:23Jobs? Common sense? A regular bath schedule?
01:26Mustaches!
01:27How could I be so blind?
01:29We need...
01:30Sideburns!
01:32Mustaches!
01:34Okay.
01:35Time to grow us some mustaches.
01:39Now what?
01:40We wait.
01:41This is why I had to rush over?
01:43I'm deep into a huge investigation!
01:45Maybe you didn't hear, Eleanor.
01:47We're growing mustaches.
01:48This is serious business.
01:50Yeah, I'm tracking evil bots all headed to Mabletown.
01:53This is serious business.
01:55Shh!
01:56Don't upset the mustaches.
01:58If they hear you, they'll grow in all weird.
02:02And that's my cue. Later!
02:04What's with her?
02:05Mustache envy.
02:10It happened! It happened!
02:12I have a mustache!
02:14What do you think, Deuce?
02:15It's mustastic!
02:16How's mine?
02:17That's not a mustache.
02:19That's a buttstache!
02:22With mustaches like these,
02:24we can do everything we've always wanted!
02:29Yeah!
02:45And then he let me fly the jet,
02:47and he said I was the best pilot he's ever seen.
02:50Actually, what he said was...
02:52Oh, no! Oh, no! We're crashing!
02:55Wow, people really love our staches.
02:57Uh... I think it's more who you look like.
03:02You think I look like a billboard?
03:04Maybe around the edges.
03:05Guys, that's Jason Bumber.
03:07Pop-butt sensation extraordinaire.
03:09You thinking what I'm thinking?
03:12Yep!
03:13Ballet class!
03:14Bumber time!
03:16I got evil bots to keep track of.
03:28Oh!
03:30Ha, ha, ha!
03:54This is so much fun!
03:57So awesome!
03:58I think someone took my underwear.
04:03Huh? What?
04:05Okay, back up, people!
04:06Really famous mustache over here!
04:11Excuse me, Mr. Bumber.
04:13Mr. Who-now?
04:15I mean, what can I do for you?
04:18We want you to sing at the Great White Bot's birthday party.
04:21Ha, ha, ha!
04:23That's funny.
04:24For a second there, I thought you said
04:25you wanted me to sing at the Great White Bot's birthday.
04:29What happens if I say no?
04:31Why would you want to do that?
04:33Oop, I'll come at nine.
04:38Yeah!
04:39Finally figured out why all the evil bots are coming to town.
04:41It's the...
04:42Great White Bot Surprise Birthday Party!
04:44What? No!
04:45Bumber here just got invited.
04:46But I'm not going.
04:47I don't sound anything like Bumber.
04:49That guy is terrible.
04:53You're going to that party.
04:54Is that the only reason you have a blackboard?
04:56It's a meeting of the most evil bots in the world.
04:58Just got invited. He's going.
05:00She's right. You gotta go.
05:02The mustache will show you the way.
05:05It will?
05:06Nah, we'll probably use a map or something.
05:08Maybe take a bus.
05:09But then, when you get there,
05:10the mustache will show you the way.
05:12Oh, sweet mother of bots.
05:15Bumper, you made it!
05:17No, I mean yes!
05:18Wait, no.
05:19Or yes!
05:20I think yes. I made it.
05:23Stay cool, dude.
05:24Hey, what's this?
05:27Uh-oh, we're busted.
05:32Mmm!
05:33Cheekburger special sauce!
05:34Hey!
05:35Who's saving that for later?
05:36I'm saving it for later.
05:37I'm saving it for later.
05:38I'm saving it for later.
05:39I'm saving it for later.
05:40I'm saving it for later.
05:41I'm saving it for later.
05:42I'm saving it for later.
05:43Okay, just play it cool, Deuce.
05:46Totally.
05:47I'm totally cool.
05:49Ah!
05:50I give up.
05:51I'm living a lie!
05:53Surprise!
05:55All the surprise.
05:56It's just us.
05:57Oh.
05:58And Jason Bumper.
06:00Oh!
06:01Look at this place.
06:03A toilet full of presents.
06:05Pizza butt on a human's head.
06:06Butt butt goop.
06:08It's actually pretty cool.
06:10Butt butt goop.
06:12It's actually just a birthday party?
06:14Oh, I'm sure there's some evil stuff going on, too.
06:17But birthday parties make Jason Bumper go.
06:20Just relax, buddy.
06:27Wow.
06:28Musicians can be pretty flaky.
06:30Whoa!
06:31Hey!
06:33Surprise!
06:35What?
06:36For me?
06:37Oh, you should have.
06:40Great butts.
06:42It's really you.
06:44Can you sing a song for me, please?
06:46Uh, I can't tonight.
06:47I've got a bad case of can't-sing-ingitis.
06:50We're so done for.
06:51Disappointing.
06:52But I understand.
06:54Of course, we can always make it.
06:58Check, check, one, two.
07:10Okay, what's the plan?
07:11Something, something, something.
07:13Mustache to save the day.
07:14Eh, we're fine with less.
07:17Wait!
07:18We almost forgot the best part.
07:20What's the best part?
07:21I don't know.
07:22I don't know.
07:23I don't know.
07:24I don't know.
07:25We almost forgot the best part.
07:27The fireworks!
07:28Fireworks?
07:29We've been collecting farts for a whole year.
07:32And we stuffed them all inside the giant bomb-cato.
07:34When Bomber's done singing,
07:36Kablooey!
07:37Mabel Town will become Fart City!
07:41Happy birthday, boss!
07:50It's what I've always wanted.
07:53Now sing.
07:55You gotta sing, Deuce.
07:57Don't worry.
07:58The mustache will guide you.
08:03Oh, girl.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Oh, oh, oh, girl.
08:09Uh-huh.
08:10Oh, yeah.
08:11Wow.
08:12Did not see that coming.
08:13Uh-huh.
08:14Oh, yeah.
08:18Bomb-fighters!
08:19Get them!
08:21Now this is my part of the party!
08:25Eat shrimp!
08:32Come get them!
08:40How dare you ruin my birthday!
08:51Chocolate.
08:52Buttswirl.
08:54You'll remember it.
08:55The bomb-cato!
08:57Hurry up, Zack!
08:58Stick a pin or something tiny into that hole to reset it.
09:01I don't have anything like that.
09:03Oh, no.
09:04Why?
09:05Anything but that!
09:08What?
09:09Yes!
09:21Oh.
09:22Oh.
09:23It worked!
09:26My mustache!
09:28I never got to say goodbye!
09:35It's like you guys didn't learn anything.
09:37We totally did.
09:38Mustaches are a bad idea.
09:40Yep.
09:41But beards are awesome!
09:44You know it.
09:50J'ai pris deux mois, mais je suis finalement terminé.
09:53Une parfaite réplique d'un batasour.
09:56C'est pour ma collection!
09:57Mais c'est mon toilette!
09:59Les gars, attention, c'est super...
10:04Fragile.
10:06Ok.
10:07House of Cards.
10:10Plate-spinning.
10:11And I'm back.
10:12And I'm back.
10:13And I'm back.
10:14And I'm back.
10:15And I'm back.
10:16And I'm back.
10:17And I'm back.
10:18And I'm back.
10:19Plate-spinning?
10:22Fine arts.
10:26Sigh.
10:29So, not the day to bake a soufflé?
10:36Ha! It's ok!
10:37Hey, Zach! Nice soufflé!
10:39Can't believe it didn't collapse!
10:43Ugh.
10:44You sure you want to leave the house with your fancy army men?
10:48One, it's an exact replica of the Battle of Little Butthorn.
10:51And two, I glued everything down.
10:53I dare them to break it.
10:57Miss!
11:02Ha! Gotcha!
11:03Huh?
11:04Hm. Should've landed by now.
11:05I ordered a toilet to drop out of the sky from Potty by Air Doc...
11:09That's it!
11:10I have had it with you two and your fighting!
11:12You ruin everything!
11:13Everything!
11:15I think he's talking about you.
11:18Gimme that!
11:19Get back here!
11:20I'll have that seat!
11:21I don't care how much of that stuff we have to break!
11:24Know how much work it'll take to stick this back together?
11:27Wait a second.
11:28I have a brilliant plan.
11:31And two surprisingly cold hands.
11:34Huh?
11:35Huh? Where am I? How did I fall asleep?
11:38I put on the nap channel.
11:42Ah!
11:43Who's torturing a wombat?
11:45That would be Deuce.
11:46Snoring.
11:47Deuce?
11:49Ah!
11:50Ah!
11:51Ah!
11:52Ah!
11:53Ah!
11:54Ah!
11:55Ah!
11:56Ah!
11:57Ah!
11:58Ah!
11:59Ah!
12:00Ah!
12:01Ah!
12:02Ah!
12:03Ah!
12:04This is horrible.
12:06I don't know. I kind of like being up high.
12:08Plus, I don't have to walk anymore.
12:10Eleanor Legs, walk me to an ice cream.
12:13Time to start explaining, Zack.
12:15Amateur, rainforest, gum gum.
12:19They banned that gum years ago!
12:21It's the stickiest stuff on Earth!
12:25Whoa!
12:26That is some sticky gum.
12:29Fine, we're stuck. Ha ha.
12:31Mais maintenant?
12:32Maintenant, tu apprends à t'unir.
12:34J'ai faim d'avoir mes meilleurs amis à l'envers 24h7.
12:3723h7!
12:38C'est l'heure du thé!
12:40Je veux faire partie d'un équipe,
12:42pas d'un gros truc de combat sans équipe.
12:45Ok, Zack.
12:46Tu réalises que la seule façon de l'enlever
12:48est avec la pollen d'un orchide albino.
12:50Non, mais ça a l'air d'être une bonne aventure
12:52de travail ensemble.
12:54Où est-ce qu'on en trouve un?
12:55Dans la profondeur du craque de Mabletown.
12:57Ça m'a l'air comme si on allait s'éloigner.
12:59Ah!
13:00Ça veut juste dire explorer les cavernes.
13:08Allons-y, à la douce.
13:10Douce en or, à la ouce.
13:12Ça m'arrivera.
13:13J'imagine que ça va bien se passer.
13:15Allons-y, Eleanor.
13:16C'est parti pour l'aventure.
13:18C'est ça, l'esprit.
13:19Oh...
13:24Ma gauche, ta gauche.
13:25Non, ta gauche.
13:31Oui!
13:32Wedgie Tripoli!
13:34Très bon travail d'équipe, les gars.
13:35Juste nous faire tomber.
13:40Ok, c'est le moment de trouver cet orchide.
13:43J'ai faim.
13:44Quelque chose sent fantastique ici.
13:47Ça sent comme des pneus brûlés et du vieux fromage.
13:56Désolée, j'ai oublié que vous étiez là-haut.
13:57Alors, avez-vous appris votre leçon?
13:59Pas du tout.
14:00Tout ce que j'ai appris, c'est qu'être coincée à Douce
14:02est encore pire que d'être proche de Douce.
14:04Et je ne veux pas être coincée.
14:07L'air est plus fumé ici.
14:10Vous deux vous amusez à vous unir contre votre volonté.
14:15Tenez les couilles!
14:16Regardez!
14:17L'orchide albino!
14:19Pas comme vous le méritiez.
14:24Qui a l'air de détruire la chambre de la Reine?
14:27C'est assez mauvais pour moi, hein?
14:30Eww, Salvador! Un peu d'aide ici!
14:33Cet orchide albino a attrapé Zack!
14:34Nous devons le sauver!
14:35De cette façon!
14:36De cette façon!
14:38Ok, cette fois, on va le sentir.
14:43Oh, Zack!
14:45Comment sais-tu mon nom?
14:46Je suis la Reine. Je sais tout.
14:48Et c'est écrit dans tes undies.
14:50C'est un beau endroit.
14:51As-tu décoré toi-même?
14:53Silence!
14:54Je pense que c'est l'heure de se préparer pour...
14:57Non, non, non, non, non!
14:59Cuisiner avec la Reine Glenda!
15:01Quoi?
15:02C'est vrai, Zack.
15:03Tu es le guest spécial de ce jour.
15:05Alors, sors-toi et détends-toi.
15:08Maintenant, une fois que tu as éclaté les carottes...
15:11Attends.
15:12Tu es un monstre subterranéen mauvais et...
15:14un chef?
15:15Ennemi!
15:16Est-ce qu'on est sur la télé?
15:17Où sont les caméras?
15:18Oh, on n'est pas encore sur la télé.
15:20On est en train de pratiquer.
15:21Mon cousin Marty va vendre la démo.
15:23Tu vas être énorme, Glenda, énorme!
15:27Pour la dernière fois, suivez-moi.
15:29D'accord.
15:36Cette fois, je vais te suivre.
15:40Et donc, une fois que tu as préparé ton marinade,
15:43tu devrais laisser la viande s'asseoir,
15:44pour que les muscles puissent se détendre.
15:47Ça sent bien.
15:48Qu'est-ce que tu cuisines?
15:49Je pensais que tu n'allais jamais me demander.
15:52Peu importe.
15:53Est-ce que je peux en avoir un quand c'est fini?
15:54Oh, je ne pense pas que ça sera possible, mon petit garçon.
15:56Pas assez pour aller autour, hein?
15:58Est-ce que je peux au moins goûter?
15:59Tu ne seras pas là pour goûter ça.
16:01Pourquoi? Où est-ce que je vais?
16:03Dans mon ventre.
16:04Ce qui... est... où?
16:07Est-ce que c'est ok si je crie maintenant?
16:09Je pense que ça serait approprié.
16:12Tu as raison.
16:13C'est beaucoup plus facile quand je te laisse faire tout le travail.
16:16Trois cheers pour la laziness!
16:19Allez, on est proche!
16:21Ces monstres!
16:23Ils ont Zack!
16:24Et ils lui donnent...
16:26Une douche!
16:27Allons-y!
16:29Qui a l'air d'entrer dans ma cuisine?
16:31Euh... moi?
16:33Salut, Zack.
16:37Euh... qu'est-ce qui se passe?
16:39Hey, c'est nous!
16:41Pas mon meilleur coup.
16:42Oh, Tushnavia, tu es de retour pour nous guider!
16:45Hein? Qu'est-ce que tu parles, madame?
16:47Elle pense qu'on est leur godine.
16:49Mais on ne l'est pas!
16:51Oui, c'est moi, Tushnavia!
16:54Je suis de retour pour... guider vous!
16:57N'est-ce pas ce que je viens de dire?
17:00Ils travaillent enfin ensemble!
17:02Arrête de pleurer! Tu fais la soupe salée!
17:05Comment pouvons-nous te plaire, votre Tushiness?
17:08Envoie, mon ami!
17:09Fais-moi un sandwich!
17:11Envoie, Zack!
17:12Zack? Comment sais-tu son nom?
17:15Il écrit son nom dans ses vêtements.
17:18Voilà, votre Seigneur!
17:20Merci, les gars.
17:21Sortons d'ici!
17:23Non, pas encore! Regarde!
17:26Le grand Tushnavia a aussi besoin de cette fleur!
17:31Mais bien sûr!
17:33Oui!
17:34Eh bien, j'ai bien appris ma leçon!
17:37Quand nous travaillons ensemble, nous pouvons foirer même les plus mignons de nos couilles en pensant qu'on est leur godine.
17:42Quoi?! Imposteurs!
17:44Uh-oh! J'imagine qu'on va se battre les couilles!
18:00C'est tout ce que vous avez?
18:01Pas du tout!
18:05Mais c'est...
18:06C'est le moment!
18:09Vite! Nous devons arriver à la surface! Les couilles de la cave ne peuvent pas gérer la lumière!
18:15Je n'y arrive pas!
18:17J'ai réussi!
18:18Eleanor, les couilles de gauche de Tickle-Deuce!
18:20Oh non!
18:21Fais-le!
18:30Nous l'avons fait!
18:34Vous avez réussi?
18:35Vite!
18:37C'est trop brillant! Trop brillant!
18:43Voici! Vous le méritez!
18:49J'aimais être un gros bâton!
18:51Eh bien, c'est la fin de ça!
18:54Quoi? C'était pour votre propre bien!
18:56C'est comme ça!
19:07Les gars, parlons de ça!
19:11Cool! C'est comme si je voyais de nouveau le temps!
19:14C'est du gant!

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