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00:30Le monstre rouge d'une demi-année.
00:31Mettez vos mains dans la poche et vos doigts ensemble.
00:33C'est Elmo!
00:41C'est Elmo! Oui!
00:48Bonjour tout le monde! Bienvenue dans Not Too Late Show!
00:54C'est presque monologue. Qu'est-ce que vous en pensez?
01:00Oh, Elmo a une blague aussi.
01:03Elmo a travaillé sur ça toute la journée.
01:07Toc, toc!
01:08Qui est là?
01:09Interrompt le chien!
01:11Interrompt le chien? Qui?
01:17On a un magnifique défilé ce soir!
01:20Monsieur Jimmy Fallon est là!
01:24Et notre invité musical, Casey Musgrave!
01:28Et nous avons aussi...
01:30Mama Belle et le monstre!
01:36Qu'est-ce qui se passe ici?
01:38Regardez la photo! C'est tout brouillé!
01:40Est-ce que vous pouvez me dire...
01:42Pourquoi y a-t-il des chiens qui font tout?
01:44Annie!
01:46Oh, vous m'avez appelé, Peridot?
01:47Pourquoi y a-t-il tous ces chiens ici?
01:49Bien, il a dit que vous vouliez quelqu'un qui travaillait pour la nourriture de chiens.
01:52Oh, je n'ai pas voulu dire des chiens réels!
01:56Arrêtez ces chiens!
01:58Ernie, j'ai besoin d'un professionnel!
02:00Quelqu'un qui s'occupe vraiment de la nourriture!
02:02Bien sûr, Peri!
02:03Allez, les chiens, par ici!
02:08OK, qui a laissé ça dans ma chaise?
02:10Maman!
02:16Allons l'entendre pour Mama Belle et le monstre!
02:20Bien joué, Wilma!
02:23Oh, c'est le moment pour Snailman!
02:25Grrrr!
02:27Grrrr!
02:29Grrrr!
02:31Hey there, Elmo!
02:33I got a letter!
02:35A letter from a viewer!
02:37From a viewer!
02:42Thank you, Chad!
02:44Oh, it's the letter D!
02:46Oh boy, that's a good letter!
02:49Of course it's not a C!
02:51Oh no, Cookie Monster's right, it's not a C, it's a D!
02:55You know what?
02:56That's still good enough for me!
03:02Our first guest is the host of the top rated tonight show,
03:06starring Jimmy Fallon!
03:08Please welcome...
03:10Jimmy Fallon!
03:14Hello!
03:15Hello!
03:18Wow, congratulations!
03:20Thank you!
03:21This is great!
03:22Congrats!
03:23Cookie!
03:25Cookie Crumbs!
03:28Wow!
03:29Wow!
03:30Thank you very much!
03:31Elmo!
03:32I'm so excited to be here!
03:35Great job, man!
03:37Elmo, you look fantastic!
03:39I've never seen you in a suit!
03:41Well, you look really nice too!
03:43Thank you very much!
03:44Elmo, this is fantastic that you have this show!
03:46I love the set, I love the idea of you having a show!
03:49You know, this is what I do for a living.
03:52It is?
03:53Yeah, this is what I do.
03:54I'm a talk show host.
03:55Oh, right, of course!
03:56Yeah!
03:57Well, since you are a wonderful, wonderful talk show host,
04:01Elmo thought that maybe Elmo could get some pointers from you.
04:05Of course you can.
04:06Well, the first pointer I will tell you is that
04:08you have to ask the guests questions.
04:11Oh.
04:12Really?
04:13Yes, that's the whole idea of the show.
04:15You talk to me, and you ask me questions.
04:18I want to think of a question.
04:19I want to think of a question.
04:21I want to think of a question, Mr. Jimmy.
04:24Thank you.
04:25Mr. Jimmy is fine.
04:26How high can Mr. Jimmy count?
04:28How high can I count?
04:31I like to count until I fall asleep.
04:33Yeah?
04:34So I go, one, two, three.
04:40Oh!
04:43Mr. Jimmy?
04:46Mr. Jimmy?
04:47Yes, yes!
04:48Sorry, I fell asleep.
04:50Let's say that's four and a half.
04:52Okay, perfect.
04:53That's great.
04:54Elmo has another question for you.
04:55Oh, I love this.
04:56Mr. Jimmy?
04:57Yes, Elmo?
04:58Would you rather eat really, really hot chili
05:03or have a really cold ice cube down your back?
05:08An ice cube?
05:09Yeah.
05:10I think an ice cube.
05:11Do you want to see it?
05:12It's melting now.
05:13Do you want to see that?
05:14All right.
05:20Wow!
05:21No!
05:22It's so cold!
05:23It's so cold!
05:24You know what?
05:25You know what?
05:26That's perfect because Elmo is going to ask what Mr. Jimmy's favorite dance was, too.
05:30One of the things we just saw.
05:32I like to dance.
05:33I mean, do you know how to floss?
05:35Can you show Elmo?
05:37I think you do it because, like...
05:41Are you sure?
05:42This or something?
05:43Well, it's interesting.
05:44It's interesting.
05:45It's interesting.
05:46Well, it's interesting.
05:50Interesting is the worst word you ever want to hear.
05:53Should Elmo not say interesting?
05:54Well, when I'm dancing, you shouldn't say it's interesting.
05:57You should say that's good or bad.
05:59Interesting is...
06:00Well, Elmo meant that it was good.
06:03Do you want to see Elmo's dance?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Elmo dances like this.
06:11Let's do it together.
06:12Ready?
06:16Cookie, do you dance?
06:17Me can do a little cookie shuffle.
06:20Oh, let's see it.
06:21Let's see the cookie shuffle.
06:25That was pretty good.
06:26Not bad.
06:27Thank you.
06:28I love that.
06:29Thank you, Cookie.
06:30Mostly good.
06:31That's great.
06:32Okay, let's see.
06:33Let Elmo consult his notes here.
06:34By the way, I just want to look at your notes, by the way.
06:35Oh, sure.
06:36Can I show everyone what is written on your notes?
06:38Elmo, these are not letters.
06:40These are...
06:41Yeah, but Elmo's three and a half.
06:42Elmo can't read yet, so it's Elmo's own shorthand.
06:46Can we look at...
06:47Can I see the cue cards?
06:48Oh, sure.
06:49Rosita, Rosita.
06:50Rosita, can we just see what I'm looking at?
06:52Yes, sure.
06:53Oh, hi, Jimmy.
06:54Hi.
06:55Good to see you, Rosita.
06:56Let me show you.
06:57This is Elmo interviewing you.
06:58Okay.
06:59Pretty straightforward.
07:00And before that was the cute snail with the mail.
07:02Oh, snail mail, yeah.
07:03And before that was the interrupting tunnel.
07:06Oh, cow.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Oh, I have another one.
07:09What is that one?
07:10Oh, oh, oh.
07:11That means it's time for the staring contest.
07:14Staring contest.
07:16Thank you, Rosita.
07:17This is the part of the show, Mr. Jimmy Fallon, where we see which one of us can stare the longest without blinking.
07:23Are you ready?
07:24Yep.
07:25Seems a little unfair you don't have eyelids.
07:26Okay, here we go.
07:46Mr. Jimmy.
07:47You're fantastic.
07:48Oh, my gosh.
07:49You're good at this game.
07:50Oh, thank you.
07:51Elmo knows that Mr. Jimmy has to go back to work, whatever that is.
07:52So, thank you very much, Mr. Jimmy Fallon.
07:53Elmo, thank you, Tootie.
07:54Bye, Elmo.
07:55Bye-bye.
07:56Thank you so much for having me.
07:57Bye, guys.
07:58Here he goes.
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09:33We need you.
09:35We need you.
09:36Faculty Managing wasn't enough we had to invite you too.
09:39You are so incredible and we could not do it without you.
09:43Please give it up for Gustave Neustadt.
09:46GUSTAVE NEUSTADT
09:52Thank you very much.
09:54Nobody could ask a hospital better than you and Gabi.
10:00You know, our schools are super.
10:01Joy of joys
10:03When I squeeze you, you make noise
10:06Rubber ducky, you're my very best friend
10:09It's true
10:11Ooh
10:13Every day when I make my way to the tubby
10:18I find the little fellas cute and yellow and chubby
10:24Rub-a-dub-dubby
10:26Rubber ducky, you're so fine
10:30And I'm lucky that you're mine
10:33Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you
10:41Oh wow! Give it up for Miss Casey!
10:45Oh thank you Miss Casey!
10:48Boy, how did Miss Casey learn how to play the guitar like that?
10:51Well actually Elmo, you know, I started to learn the mandolin first.
10:54Oh, you know what? Actually, we have a picture of that.
10:56Rosita!
10:57Yes, we do have a picture of that. Hello!
11:00Look at you, so cute!
11:02Yes, that's me. I'm playing the mandolin and then when I was 12 is when I started learning the guitar.
11:07Yes, we have a picture of that as well, Rosita.
11:09Yes, we do!
11:11Look at you!
11:13It's not a picture of Miss Casey with a guitar, it's a picture of Miss Casey with blowing bubbles!
11:17That's the only one that we have!
11:18What do you mean that's the only one that we have?
11:20It's a reproduction!
11:22Guys, it's okay because I'm right here with my guitar.
11:27Who needs a picture?
11:29Thank you Rosita!
11:30Look, maybe Elmo can learn how to play guitar when Elmo's 12.
11:34You should, it's so much fun and then maybe we can do a duet.
11:36That's a great idea!
11:38Well, thank you so much for coming Miss Casey.
11:40Thank you so much for having me, I had so much fun.
11:42Also, congrats on your first show. I brought you a little gift.
11:45It's a friendship bracelet and it has your name on it, just like mine.
11:48Miss Casey, thank you so much!
11:50Thank you!
11:51Um, Elmo? Oh, hello there Miss Musgraves, didn't see you come in.
11:56Elmo?
11:57Oh yeah, Elmo knows, it's jammy time!
11:59Okay, oh, ladies and gentlemen, while Elmo puts his jammies on, please welcome Oscar the Grouch!
12:04Thank you Miss Casey!
12:05Thank you!
12:06When it's time to trash celebrities and celebrate trash, then we turn to the grouchiest grouch of them all,
12:13The Trash Talk with Oscar!
12:18Hey, keep it down, will ya?
12:20Huh?
12:21Sorry Oscar, we're running a little bit behind. We can fit you in Tuesday at 5.
12:26What? We're out of time!
12:28It's true, we took too long. Now we only have time for the outro.
12:32But, but, I gotta...
12:33Elmo, run!
12:34Oh, well, it's time to wind down the show.
12:38Oh, Elmo's getting sleepy.
12:41Elmo would like to thank his co-host, Cookie Monster.
12:45Oh, uh, good night Elmo.
12:48Oh, and Elmo would also like to thank you.
12:51It was so nice to be with you.
12:55Elmo's happy you dropped by.
12:59There was a cow and the wonderful Casey Musgraves.
13:03Elmo brushed his teeth, plus Mr. Jimmy Fallon.
13:07Elmo loves you.
13:10You are special.
13:12Night, night.
13:19Thank you, thank you everybody.
13:23Good night.
13:30Great show baby David.
13:32Night, night.
13:36Oh, um, can someone get the light?