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00:00Read and write
00:02And surf the net all of the day and all of the night
00:06O'Neal, you can talk!
00:08And much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself
00:10If we let the cat out of the bag, you'd be a celebrity
00:14Do you wanna lead a dog's life?
00:16The secret's gonna stay with you and me
00:18Watch my chops, shush!
00:20It's no joke, there's always hope, he said
00:22Watch my chops, they must never hear a word
00:25A talking dog
00:27C'est absurde
00:57Bonne chance!
00:59O'Neal, vite!
01:00Écrivez-moi une application!
01:08O'Neal, tu es génial à écrire!
01:11Je ne serai jamais capable d'y aller pendant une semaine
01:14à moins que tu m'aides!
01:18Une semaine, tu dis?
01:23N'oublie pas de mentionner mon resourcefulness
01:25mon intelligence et...
01:27Oui, oui, ne t'inquiète pas, je n'ai pas oublié comment mentir
01:34O'Neal, tu es un vrai ami!
01:36Vite, je vais le mettre en mail!
01:41S'il y a un ange gardien pour les chats
01:45s'il vous plaît, laissez Bernie être choisi
01:56Bonjour?
01:57Oui, mon garçon, tu es choisi pour notre prochain programme
02:00mais sur une condition
02:08On l'a fait! On va faire une aventure!
02:12C'est fantastique!
02:15Attends une minute, que veux-tu dire?
02:17Pourquoi?
02:18Parce que tu viens aussi!
02:20T'es tellement chanceux que j'ai envoyé une copie de cette photo!
02:22N'est-ce pas génial?
02:24Attends!
02:29Bernie, il n'y a pas de moyen que je quitte cet appartement
02:31pour une jungle infestée sans eau ni électricité!
02:34O'Neal, si tu ne viens pas, je ne pourrai pas y aller!
02:39Bernie, regarde mes pieds!
02:41Non signifie non!
02:43C'est ça, le dernier, O'Neal?
02:46Oui, Bernie, le dernier!
02:49Je sais, ma chérie, on va te manquer aussi
02:51mais Bernie a raison, tu ne te sens pas bien
02:53mais l'air frais va te faire bien
02:56John, Beth, je suis sûr qu'il va avoir une balle
03:01N'est-ce pas, O'Neal?
03:05N'est-ce pas génial comment ils s'unissent?
03:18Si il y a un problème, déplacez votre joueur de distress et on va vous chercher
03:22mais vous serez sortis du jeu!
03:25Bonne chance!
03:36Alors, O'Neal, n'est-ce pas que c'est le paradis?
03:49Vous êtes fous ou quoi?
03:51Vous êtes blindés?
03:53Il y a une caméra!
03:55Bernie, l'île est infestée de caméras!
03:58C'est un cauchemar pour moi!
04:00Le monde entier pourrait découvrir mon secret à tout moment!
04:04Il n'y a pas de façon de me quitter d'abord!
04:07Bienvenue au Jungle Panic!
04:09Après un jour, certains des compétiteurs sont déjà loin d'arriver!
04:13Bernie s'éloigne de l'autre côté. Il n'a pas l'air d'être en suce.
04:44Ah! Mais où? Oh non!
04:47Non! Non!
04:51Non!
04:55Un en dessous.
05:03Hey there!
05:04Little doggie, don't touch that now.
05:06I am not a little doggie.
05:09But you can talk.
05:11No, you've just got a bad case of Crusoe syndrome.
05:16Ever seen a dog moonwalk?
05:22I'm going mad!
05:25Two down.
05:33Man, I'm starving!
05:42Oh, darn it!
05:47That looks good!
05:49Here, Tiki-Tiki, come to Bernie!
05:54Come on!
06:01Bernie! Bernie!
06:03I don't believe it. What now?
06:06The other two candidates have bailed out in a hurry.
06:08You see, this island is dangerous. Let off your flare now!
06:11No way! I came here to win, and that's what I'm going to do.
06:14So that's your survival plan? You can't even write a letter without me,
06:17so how do you think you're going to survive in the jungle?
06:19You think you can get along better without me, do you?
06:21All right, Cornel, from now on, it's every man and dog for himself.
06:25If that's what you want, all right!
06:31But don't bother coming crying to me for help!
06:34Jungle Panic, second day,
06:36and Caruso Syndrome has already claimed two victims.
06:40Bernie, where's the plane?
06:41I said, I'll fly around and tell you!
06:43I'm getting crazy!
06:51Bernie looks as if he's putting all his energy into winning.
06:55John, look! It's Cornel! Doesn't he look well?
07:00But Bernie is still going to have to overcome some daunting challenges
07:03if he's going to win.
07:04So join us for the next edition of Jungle Panic!
07:18Well, you stand up!
07:21Oh, come on!
07:23There! It's that easy, Billy!
07:27There! It's that easy, building a hut!
07:39There's the finishing touches. Now for dinner.
07:47Cornel!
07:48Sorry, Bernie, but as you said, every dog and man for himself.
07:56Cornel!
08:07Help me, Cornel!
08:15Cornel, please, help me! It's a nightmare!
08:22Come on!
08:27Fair's fair. Let off your distress flare and the kebab is yours.
08:32All right! Whatever you want!
08:43My burro!
08:44My kebab!
08:47It's over! I'm going to die on this island!
08:50You were right! I can't do it on my own!
08:54No, Bernie, I'll help you, but first we have to get rid of these cameras.
09:05There! That's better. I feel more relaxed.
09:09And now, let's get down to business.
09:13Buzz, we lost visual.
09:14The storm's damaged all the cameras!
09:16Send some paramedics to the island right away.
09:24Welcome!
09:28Is everything okay?
09:30Of course. See? Me and my dog are in paradise.
09:36The crew will be coming to fix the cameras.
09:38No problem.
09:43Bernie, that wasn't what we agreed! We were going to go back on the first boat!
09:47Go back and lose, Cornille?
09:49Holding out a week will be a piece of cake with this holiday camp you built us!
10:01What are you up to now?
10:06Cornille, no one can hear us.
10:08Come on, talk. Say, my name's Cornille and I'm going to help you.
10:13So, you still don't want to talk, huh?
10:15I can say, woof, woof, too!
10:18Jungle Panic, listen, Bernie's got Caruso's Syndrome. Do something!
10:23And I can even go...
10:32Bernie!
10:33Bernie!
10:34Bernie!
10:35Bernie!
10:36Bernie!
10:37Bernie!
10:38Bernie!
10:40Yes, yes, you're going home.
10:44Let go of me! I'm not crazy! I want to talk to my dog!
10:48Just let go of me! Let go!
10:50Cornille! Tell him I'm not crazy!
10:52Cornille!
11:09To be continued...