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00:00So the Bussin boys did say they were all sick and it turns out there is an oyster recall.
00:06They got violently ill and they had to get IVs and I thought the real story, genuinely,
00:12was like, oh they went out the night before and they got super hungover and they were like, no
00:16we're really sick and I couldn't tell if it was a joke or not. So wait, were they really just sick?
00:19There's really an oyster recall right now. Restaurants are pivoting because of oysters.
00:23Now I've had 75 oysters and nothing's happened to me. Maybe I'm just fucking built different.
00:27You're playing roulette.
00:31All right, it is the rundown. Thursday, February. I'm just gonna guess because I have no idea. I
00:36think it's the 6th. Correct. I have no sense of time here. I barely know it's Thursday. It's
00:40Thursday. And I've been sitting in this chair for six hours. Thursday. That's right. It is
00:45Thursday. That doesn't tell me what day of the month it is. Yes, it sounds like your time of
00:50the month. We're on the 6th. It's for sure the 6th. It sounds like my time of the month simply
00:54because I... All right. Okay. All right. We're fresh off Stephen Shay absolutely blowing it for
01:00Team Compton in the skills challenge last night. I pulled my part. I made a field goal. Stephen
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01:34started with the topics, I gotta go to Kate right now because she is our official Super Bowl party
01:40correspondent. She has been everywhere this week. Anybody who's anybody has bumped into her,
01:46made out with her, just licked her face, whatever. Kate, how have the parties been? The parties have
01:54been crazy. You haven't been to a goddamn one, have you? No. Okay. It looks like Brianna Chicken
01:59Fry got to go to the one I was invited to but couldn't go to though. The Kelsey party. That
02:03looks like the big group of Jason, Kelsey, Flava Flav and Brianna Chicken Fry, the big three. Oh,
02:09Chrysler was there. I saw Chrysler in front of our hotel last night. Yeah. And then Dave
02:13Alpine. Chrysler was like, hey, Dave, please put me on the belly. It was weird. I thought it was
02:17weird. Maybe Dave was doing that to him. Who knows? Anyway. What? Yeah, I'm just looking at
02:22the list of people that went to the party you were invited to but couldn't go to. Do you know
02:26any of those people? I do. I recognize all of them. Oh, he was on Workaholics. That dude was
02:30on Mostly Sports Today. The guy above looks like Evo. Evo was there? Yeah, that guy. That guy looks
02:35nothing like, he does look a little bit like Evo. He does. He's in the movie P.S. I Love You,
02:39which whenever I'm on my period, you know, that's great movie to watch. Sure. I was wondering what
02:44you watched while you were on your period. Come on. I was hanging out with all these guys last
02:48night. And then you got, you went to the casino and ran away. Everybody that was at the Kelsey
02:52party got custom jerseys. Oh my gosh. They're going with their last name on it. Yeah. No,
02:56yeah. I saw Drew Barrett though. Kate, do you think there's a jersey out there that was made
03:00for you? There definitely is. Probably. Fuck, and they were there. Yeah. I was saying on the
03:06act, it's almost better though that I didn't go because now I get to dream about like how it would
03:10have gone if I went. It would have gone fucking great. Jon Hamm would have been beguiled by me.
03:16You know what I mean? You would have made out with Jon Hamm. I would have had a whole crew around
03:19me. Just, just chopping it up, cracking up. And I would have been the belle of the ball.
03:23And now I'll get to tell myself that's how it would have been. Yeah. But how would it have
03:26really gone? I'm Jon Hamm. Oh, excuse me. Uh, can you pass the shrimp? Sorry. What are you
03:32apologizing for? Oh God. Now I made it weird. Are you a normie? Get the fuck out of here. Okay.
03:38Anyway, that looks awesome. Uh, NBA trade deadline has, uh, has it come and gone to the end today?
03:44Today is the deadline. Yes. So obviously it got, it got blown into oblivion, uh, over the weekend
03:50when Luca got traded. Uh, but you've had other pieces get traded today, like DeAndre Hunter to
03:55the Cavs. Cavs, uh, having the best record in the league, but they get a little stronger. Uh,
03:59Brandon Ingram goes to the Raptors in a move that I don't know that I make sense of, but whatever.
04:04Yeah. They're trying to get, is that an expiring contract situation or are they, are they going
04:08like young slash long? Like they have, they have some like, okay. Pieces when you think about it,
04:14like Brandon Ingram to me is the quintessential puts up good numbers. I don't think he's a good
04:19player. Empty calories. Yeah. Yeah. He's like the modern day Rudy Gay. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly
04:24Rudy Gay. Whatever's 23 and nine and wouldn't make a difference at all. He is a modern day
04:30game now that I see him. Um, Jimmy Butler traded yesterday to the Warriors. That's a big,
04:38you just said that straight. No, no checkup at all. Just, I mean, we were talking about Rudy Gay,
04:44right? Right. Yeah. Yeah. Good player. Yeah. But this is a modern day gay. Yep. Definitely. I mean,
04:49look at him. One of those in your face ones. Yeah. A bit much.
04:57The thing with Chase, I don't know if he knows what he's saying. Right. So,
05:01and he's also wearing a do rag while doing it. He's holding on. He's holding on for dear life.
05:05He's getting through it. He's trying to, we're going through the city streets. I'm just banging
05:09him into trash cans. You've been banged in the trash can, haven't you? Several times, several
05:14times. That's basketball for you. The Hornets are making like surprisingly pretty good moves,
05:19I think. So they went out and got, so they traded Mark Williams to the Lakers. Yeah. They got Dalton
05:23connecting a couple of prospects there or they got the Lakers are doing this whole rebuild and
05:27not getting rid of Bronny James. It's incredible. The Lakers 2031 pick was like the coveted pick
05:33of this whole thing. And the Hornets got it for Mark Williams. Make me understand why a 2031 pick
05:39would be coveted. So this, this was, so things could have changed because of the pre-Luca,
05:43but then when you look at, okay, Anthony Davis and LeBron both getting old, they're probably going
05:47to be very bad in a couple of years. You asked the question. So yeah, an unprotected 2031 pick,
05:54they're probably even bad. It's probably gonna be a very high pick. Kate. I'm, I haven't thought
05:59about this too. I'm also glad I didn't go to the party because. Wait, we were talking about something
06:03I like Brianna chicken fry. I like Josh Richards. Very nice. You don't want to overshadow him. But
06:07I feel like they would have then been stuck. Fuck. We, we like kind of work at the same company. So
06:12we got to talk to her. Do you think Brianna chicken fry knows who you are? No, but, but,
06:16but I would have said at least, oh, hi, I'm at Barstool. And then they would have felt
06:20obligated to talk small, talk me for a little bit, but they would have been, as they were talking to
06:25me, they would have been doing this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? They
06:29would have been looking around and I would have sensed it and been like,
06:33oh my God, please don't talk to me. You're like, get out of here. But then they would have said,
06:36no, no, no. We want to, oh, what's the boy's name with Brianna? Josh Richards. Do you think
06:40he knows what Barstool is? Or do you think he just believes he works for a company called BFF?
06:45I think it's the latter. Yeah. And also they were dressed. I, my outfit wasn't the same,
06:49but, uh, this was the full outfit or just a different top white shirt. I'm gonna,
06:56but with a big cardigan to go over it. So what's the point of the tight white shirt?
07:00Well, I'll tell you what I wouldn't want to get all over it.
07:06It's a tough transition. Speaking of old weathered women, Virginia McCaskey,
07:14one of the, the sole bears owner or one of the bears owners for the family owns the bears
07:19matriarch. Yes. Her kids own it. All right. She's 102, 102 and a bears matriarch. Virginia McCaskey
07:26dies at 102. She inherited the bears in 1983. One of the few women in sports to hold such a
07:30powerful position. Well, yeah, I mean, she's, it's not like she's a world champion or lead shopper
07:36or, or, or teacher or nurse or I was a woman in sports. I played D2 hockey,
07:44most powerful position, reverse cowgirl extended, but rest in peace. Virginia McCaskey.
07:52You were a lovely lady. You think, okay, God, don't ask this question. Okay. When do you think
08:00how long do you think it's been since Virginia McCaskey went reverse cowgirl?
08:04Ah, she looks pretty surprised. I don't know. She's got to look at her. Anyway,
08:08God, God bless her soul. But the thing about this is you would think old woman dies. Everyone's sad.
08:15I get here this morning and I see three bears fans. One of them announces
08:19Virginia McCaskey guys. And the other two, hell yeah. That's a bad look. They're so invested in
08:26their shitty ass team and being a shed of these ownership that they're celebrating the death of
08:30a woman. What are they going to do when sister Jean dies? Fireworks. It's jacked up. The person
08:36who was jacked up, the person who was celebrating did say they're hoping sister Jean passed. Yeah.
08:42Yeah. I think he, I think he actually said throw her on the pile too. My goodness.
08:49Huh? After her final and her final bears game was a win over green Bay. Papa bear surely welcomed
08:54his daughter with wide open arms. That's a good spin. Did you say White Sox, Dave sweet? No.
09:01RIP mama bear. And people thought it was his own mother died. Yeah. That's classic. Classic
09:07White Sox, Dave. Also I'll say this 102. I'm seeing a lot of people in their hundreds dying.
09:11I read that's old stolen valor because they just didn't keep good records back then. And most of
09:15them are actually in their eighties. Oh my God. I'm not saying she's faking it. We have a reverse
09:20Daniel Monte situation of what the age faking the age. I think some people get older and they start
09:28to, it seems more impressive. I think people get older and they start to die. Yeah. It's people
09:34dying today has never died before. That's true. Right. As we speak, uh, Reese's peanut butter
09:39cups are the, it's just a, what is that? It sounds like, uh, somebody delivering a truckload
09:49of Reese's peanut butter cups. I'd say open that, open the back of that right into my mouth. All
09:54right. There's a visual we can meme to death. Reese's peanut butter cups are the perfect combo
09:59of chocolate and peanut butter. Reese's peanut butter cups may have even maybe even more perfect
10:03with a layer of ooey gooey, delicious chocolate lava. You can buy Reese's cups basically anywhere.
10:08Reese's peanut butter cups will be featured in the big game. It's lava time, baby. Try Reese's
10:12new delicious chocolate lava, big cup. And I don't know if you're going to be editing and putting
10:16clips in, but this would be a good time to edit in the clip of sass throwing the chocolate lava
10:22at a facility. Like he's on a grassy knoll. I think you're supposed to like pour it.
10:37Of course he was supposed to pour it slowly and you get the visual of it and he takes it
10:42just pour it slowly on him and he just throws it at him. That's going to soak into the,
10:48yeah. All right. We're on a, we're on a balcony. That's, that's three condos,
10:52three apartments, whatever. We're on a balcony, apartment one, apartment two,
10:54apartment three, maybe four, apartment four. To our left is, has been doused in chocolate lava,
11:01which smells incredible. To our right is a table of crawfish. There's a lot of smells
11:06going on up here. You got the fishy, fishy smell. You got the Brown stuff. A lot of people are
11:10going to think this was rented out for something else. People are going to think this was rented
11:14out for other reasons. You got the fishy, you got the Brown. This is basically like your sophomore
11:19year of college. Junior and senior and grad school. I didn't go to grad school. I'm done.
11:25No, I don't think anybody thought you did get in. Uh, when Luca got traded, the Mavs were like,
11:31he's fat. Okay. So he's taking his official pictures with the Lakers.
11:35That's not a fat man. Although he could be two 70. He's six, seven, six, eight. Right?
11:40Yeah. He's listed. I think on ESPN is like six, five, but he is every bit of six eight. Like you
11:44see him standing next to LeBron in there. He was right. Has anybody asked him how he's feeling?
11:50Uh, Luca, somebody said, Hey, Luca, are you fat? Are your feelings hurt by this? Are you happy to
11:55be a Laker? Like what's I'm sure they've asked him that what's his vibe. He apparently was
11:58devastated when he got the trade. Some of the comments from Dallas on his way out the door,
12:02I'm taking the high road. And if he was fat, could he get on the high road? Where is the
12:06fun in taking the high road? What does he get out of that? I don't know. Fucking roast them,
12:10Luca. Listen to me. People want to be classy. They want to be decent. No fucking throw them
12:15in the mud. Snooze fest. We love a little personality. Throw them in the mud. Get your
12:19fat ass out there and say some things about, yeah. I mean, if you're leaving, if you're leaving a
12:22company, if you're leaving a company and for somewhere else, fucking just throw them right
12:26under the bus. Just don't act like they give you a big break in your career or nothing. Just throw
12:30them under the fucking bus. And do it publicly at a big event where tons of people are watching
12:36and make sure it becomes a clip that goes pretty viral if you're doing it to shit on the previous
12:40company. That's what I think Luca should have done. Yeah. I think that they just made our
12:44jobs easier because on March 10th, 2025, we can all just write the article that Brandon was really
12:49out of shape. He was pushing 270. Yeah. Yeah. Please tell him I'm pushing 270. And then that
12:56makes me fat. The 270 would be a dream right now. Um, most famous person you've seen in New
13:03Orleans so far. Go Kate. Uh, Dave Portnoy. I saw Ocho Cinco walking down Bourbon street last night.
13:10I did see Bert Kreischer in front of the hotel. I know I'm passing athletes. I like, but I,
13:16I don't know sports. Well, football players are hard. Like older basketball players are
13:20recognizable, but older football players, cause they wore helmets and star are hard.
13:24Unless they're like super duper stars. Uh, but I saw Ocho Cinco Kreischer, um, Guillermo from
13:31Kimmel. Yeah. And, uh, who's the most famous you've seen? Jon Hamm. I saw the workaholics
13:35fellows. Yeah. Jon Hamm, Jason Kelsey or Joe Burrow. One of those three, probably. Is Joe
13:41Burrow so handsome in person? Uh, yeah, he's a good look. He looks like he's been to Barstool
13:46several times. Yeah. He looks like a way better looking Macaulay Culkin or Macaulay Culkin looks
13:52dressed up like him for Halloween. Yeah. Is that right? Yes, that's correct. Oh,
13:57he's so handsome. What a trio. Let me tell the people about Raising Cane's. Cane's craveable
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14:04And right now I'm just, I did go over there and put my hands on crawfish and I just scratched my
14:08eye and I am dying right now. Crispy crinkle cut fries, buttery Texas toast and their signature
14:13cane sauce. And don't forget the true MVP of it all. The Raising Cane's tailgate. Cane's
14:19chicken finger tailgates are the perfect option to feed the whole team and bring home a true
14:24victory meal. Especially when you add a jug of freshly squeezed lemonade or freshly brewed ice
14:28tea, go to raisingcanes.com to game plan your game day meal and follow along on Raising Cane's
14:32social channels for all the football fun. Uh, I'm just going to tee you up here. Okay. I just
14:38wrote down teen mom, teen mom. Yes. I didn't know you were a teen mom, teen mom too specifically,
14:45but I said, do I know the Barstool audience or what? These guys are wanting to get going to want
14:48to hear about teen mom, Farrah Abrams, teen mom. She was famous for doing the porno teen mom back
14:54door, which will give you a clue looking like the patio over here. Anyways. Um, she's now doing a
15:00comedy show in New York city, I guess, where for 250 bucks, you also, you also get a lap dance.
15:08So she, she's 32 now. I reckon her fame from being a teen mom is gone. So now she's doing
15:14comedy shows with lap dances. They're all still famous to me. Her kid, I'm sure is high school
15:18now, right? Yeah. Okay. So is she going to be a God? Well, what does Oh God mean? She looked okay.
15:26No, not for you. Huh? She's got a ton of work done. It just looks, some people are into that
15:30though. Farrah hit me up. Not in a weird way. Do you think mom is watching this right now?
15:36I talked to, I talked to everybody, Joe Burrow. Let's hang out later. And, and, and, uh, I know
15:42you're taken, but I'm saying if you were right, take me to a party. Yeah. But if I missed the one,
15:46I mean, if it were on the table, you wouldn't turn it down. John Hamm. Call me John Hamm. So anyway,
15:53I'd love to see John Hamm in person. It's a comedy. Oh God. Was he not as handsome in person?
15:58Look up, look up, look up how old John Hamm is John. I have a take is easy. Okay. He is. I mean,
16:08he looked like, he looked like a friend's dad at the, so he didn't look like you weren't like,
16:12Oh my God, there's a handsome man over there. You're like, no, that's the guy from TV. Yeah.
16:15It was like, Oh, it looks like my buddy. John's dad. Like he was fine. He was, he was,
16:21there he kind of looks more like, so this is from last night. Oh, he's a cute. Yeah. So he's
16:25smiling. He was wearing the same shirt. Reese's all over. Yeah. He looks great there. Yeah. He's
16:29a fantastic looking man. One of the best. And I also, I didn't watch a lot of episodes of 30 rock.
16:35Every time I watch an episode of 30 rock, I'm like, Oh, I should, I should watch more of this.
16:40Yeah. I'm going to tie it all together. You don't have to be confused right now. Okay. Okay. Hey,
16:43he's a guest star on one of the episodes of 30 rock I've seen where he's so good looking. He
16:47lives inside a bubble and he doesn't know it. And the way the world treats him. It's a very,
16:51very good episode. I didn't describe it. Well, anyway, I think it's a man guy. Huh? Madman.
16:58Madman is one of the shows that made me think I was plain, boring and stupid
17:03because everybody liked it. They got great views. I turned it on and I'm like, this is very boring.
17:07That's how I felt about breaking bad. I didn't get to bring bad either, but I didn't get into it,
17:11man. I was like this side, man. Just especially the first two episodes I watched were just slow
17:16and just couldn't. And I was like, no, this is doesn't do it for me. Didn't like that. Oh,
17:20you got to wait till they're all paying each other. I mean, of course I like her name's
17:24Christina Hendricks, but I didn't get far enough in the show to really enjoy her performance,
17:30you know, which is two performances. I do like redheads with big cans. Yeah. Yeah. You're a guy.
17:40It don't matter. It don't matter, does it? Oh, my God. There's been an oyster recall down here.
17:47Yeah, it's crazy. This is true, I think. So the Boston boys did say they were all they were all
17:53sick and they had to wait. They got out. There is an oyster recall. They got violently ill and they
17:58had to get IVs. And I thought I thought the real story genuinely was like, oh, they went out the
18:03night before and they got super hung over. And they were like, no, we're really sick. And I
18:07couldn't tell if it was a joke or not. So wait, were they really just sick? There's really an
18:10oyster recall right now. Restaurants are pivoting because of oysters. Now I've had seventy five
18:14oysters and nothing's happened to me. Maybe I'm just you're playing roulette. No, maybe I'm just
18:19maybe Brandon fucking Walker can just handle it. There's one in the chamber right now that's going
18:23to fuck your world up. But I can't wait till it happens. Why are you wishing diarrhea on me
18:27publicly? Big time, big time. We should do that more often. Hey, Kate, you have diarrhea? Well,
18:34it's going to happen. I wish I'll go to a voodoo place right now. Anyway, let me do the last one.
18:40I can just guess by by. Yep. I knew it was going to be drafting. The matchup for Super Bowl fifty
18:45nine is set. It is the Chiefs against the who, Kate? A little team. Philadelphia. Hold on. Let
18:52me get it right. E L G L S you're doing it the mayor way. Yeah. Yeah. OK. I thought that's how
19:00you did it now. Well, it is popular. I prefer original. The matchup for Super Bowl fifty nine
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19:27Yellow, hit them high. Watch our eagles fly.
19:34Come on, everybody!
19:36E-L-G-S-E-S, eagles!
19:41That took off like a rocket.
19:43So we've got to talk about it a little bit.
19:45After show, Barstool News.
19:47This morning, Taylor LeJuan from Bustin' with the Boys, who is famously their last hurrah.
19:54They're moving on.
19:56They're going on to other pastures.
19:59And Taylor showed up at the press conference and was like,
20:01Hey, Patrick Mahomes, since we're leaving Barstool, will you come on our show?
20:05Just completely shitting on the company at large.
20:07What did you think about that, Kate?
20:09First off, and I mean this with my whole heart and soul,
20:11I think Patrick Mahomes is the biggest fucking dork ever.
20:14And I can't stand the guy.
20:16Said with love, and maybe he'll come on the show sometimes.
20:19Patrick, if you're out there, call Anna's up.
20:22Yeah, but also fuck you?
20:24But also fuck you a little bit.
20:26I just can't stand the guy.
20:28So good. I hope he does go on Bustin' with the Boys.
20:30I'm not going to watch.
20:32I guess I should add that Mahomes did say in his answer,
20:34this isn't just about Taylor asking the question,
20:37Mahomes did say, yeah, you not being with Barstool anymore
20:39does increase my chances of being on your show.
20:41Yeah.
20:43I thought it was kind of a leading question.
20:45I didn't love the answer from Mahomes,
20:47but the way that Taylor phrased it.
20:49Also, I mean, I don't want to public it,
20:53but you can't ask people at a press conference
20:55to follow you back on Twitter.
20:57Yeah.
20:59And he also did it very, he was like,
21:01follow Will back on Twitter.
21:03He did it for somebody else.
21:05Anyway, I don't know. Taylor and Will, good luck to them.
21:07I will say, I'm sure everyone's tracking on this,
21:09Brittany has had back issues and so have I.
21:11And that makes me, she and I are cool.
21:13Okay. She wants to invite me to anything.
21:15What about Jackson Mahomes?
21:17No, you're out on him.
21:19But I'm in on Brittany still.
21:21You know what? I hope Taylor gets diarrhea again.
21:23Wow. Is that an official?
21:25Official.
21:27Yeah, I hope he gets it too. I hope you still get it.
21:29You hope I get it and he gets it.
21:31But I also hope he gets it.
21:33All right. So Stephen Chey and Kate,
21:35hope you get diarrhea Taylor LeJuan for that question.
21:37And all the behind the scenes guys,
21:39wow, you guys are vigorously nodding
21:41That's incredible.
21:43I probably just law of averages
21:45will get it anyway.
21:47How often do you get diarrhea?
21:49I don't know.
21:51Once every six months?
21:53Six months? I don't get it often.
21:55That's crazy.
21:57Is that a lot or a little to you Chey?
21:59How often do you get it?
22:01Once every other week?
22:03That's too much diarrhea.
22:05Look at the faces back there.
22:07That's too much diarrhea.
22:09Not much.
22:11I'm talking about the one that just cripples you
22:13and takes over your life.
22:15Peeing out your butt is what counts.
22:17Oh no, no, no.
22:19I thought we were just talking about horrific consistency.
22:21I can't. I gotta go.
22:23That's a run down.