Campaigning For Love Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god, that's Christopher Stennett, state candidate?
00:00:11He's so hot, I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:16Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:20Pleasure to see you.
00:00:33Mr. Stennett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:49Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:08Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:20Oh, baby. You just don't know. He'll be in our room soon.
00:01:26Who the hell are you? Get away from me. Get the fuck out of my way.
00:01:49Hey, you intern. Are you serious? This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:02The side door is for the help.
00:02:04Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:08Get out and go through the back.
00:02:11I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
00:02:14Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:21I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:25How garnished. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office. You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:32Well, I just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:39Excuse me. We grow brussel sprouts, not corn.
00:02:43And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:48Excuse me, intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:00You ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:03Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:08You clumsy hick.
00:03:10You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:12I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:16I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:19Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:21You dumb hick.
00:03:23This is all your fault.
00:03:25Don't worry. There's cleaning spies upstairs.
00:03:28Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:39Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:41You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:45I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:49You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:52Us working-class girls got to stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:55You're right.
00:03:57God, I had a really tough day.
00:04:00It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:04That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:09I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:12Amen, girl.
00:04:14And look at you.
00:04:18You look like you fit right in.
00:04:25Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:32Hey, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:37Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:40Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:59Is somebody here?
00:05:02Is somebody in there?
00:05:10Oh, sorry.
00:05:13It's so hot.
00:05:21Are you okay?
00:05:44Hey.
00:06:09So you didn't go into Stenna's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator. I...
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:25And you returned empty fucking handed!
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well, then show me, you idiot!
00:06:36This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:53I can't believe we...
00:06:55I slept with a hot stranger!
00:07:00I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:05Okay.
00:07:29Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:32If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it. It's right here.
00:07:37It doesn't matter.
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:47Today's your last day, little trash girl.
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please. I really want this job.
00:07:55Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him.
00:07:59But he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:02He's never late.
00:08:04I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:07He wouldn't. He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:09Stop gossiping.
00:08:11Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:14Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:24You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:55The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
00:09:05I fucked up.
00:09:07If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:10Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely never.
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:19I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:22Something's familiar about her.
00:09:24Oh, my God, he recognizes me?
00:09:26I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:35Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:40He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:43Stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:54Emergency meeting. Let's go.
00:09:57No interns allowed.
00:09:59Get me a coffee with non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:06Sir, what happened?
00:10:09You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy.
00:10:18I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:21You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:24It was a set-up.
00:10:26Oh, God.
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:42No.
00:10:43No, I don't remember much.
00:10:45But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:47She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's gonna find out.
00:10:59There will be no scandal.
00:11:07No one will find out?
00:11:09Senator Hesler is about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:17I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:19Shut up.
00:11:20You get a bazooka?
00:11:21You get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka!
00:11:23You get a bazooka!
00:11:24It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:32Oh, shit!
00:11:36Gotcha!
00:11:38I did that on purpose.
00:11:39Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent, Christopher Stinnon, laid with a prostitute last night.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:50This indecent, immoral, and premarital sex will have him burning in hell for all eternity.
00:11:57So this is bad.
00:11:59He's lying.
00:12:00I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:01He has no proof.
00:12:03I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnon, slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:12Oh, no.
00:12:13He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:16He has a photo?
00:12:18We're doomed.
00:12:23Oh, no.
00:12:24He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:28Oh, my God.
00:12:29You useless intern.
00:12:31I'm so sorry.
00:12:32I'll clean it up.
00:12:33And I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnon, slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:42Thank goodness that isn't a photo of me.
00:12:47Wait a second.
00:12:48That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:54That stupid farm girl smirk off your face.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:57I'll just get out.
00:13:00Sir, this is bad.
00:13:01It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove it wasn't a fake, then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:10Wait.
00:13:12The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:15The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:32She's your one-night stand?
00:13:33Please, no.
00:13:34You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:36It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No.
00:13:38Sorry.
00:13:39It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it.
00:13:42The boss would never be with someone as lonely as you.
00:13:44Get out, intern.
00:13:46You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good.
00:13:58Don't talk to her.
00:14:00Your one-night stand was probably a spy sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the Senator is all over TV spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:11And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:15How can I if the girl I was really with won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:21There must be security camera footage proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27Of course.
00:14:29Get that hotel security camera footage ASAP.
00:14:39We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe we'll see the woman I was really with last time, too.
00:14:44You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone?
00:14:51Again?
00:14:53Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:57No raisins.
00:14:58And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:15:00I was just calling in your order.
00:15:01No, actually.
00:15:05Stephanie, this is Sarah. We met...
00:15:08I remember you. What's up, girl?
00:15:11Is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from floor 28 and delete it?
00:15:18Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing the order.
00:15:23Delete the footage? May I ask why?
00:15:26It's a lot to ask. I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working-class girls gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:32Staff in the security room with my friend. I got it.
00:15:35Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:15:37My people are arriving at the hotel. We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie. Delete that footage fast, or I'm in trouble.
00:15:48Hey. Sarah, right?
00:15:50Sorry I haven't had a chance to get to talk to you. It's been a crazy day.
00:15:53It's okay.
00:15:55I swear it's not usually like this.
00:15:57But I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:16:01Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified, corn-growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:07Senator Hessler's all about the politics of anger, but Topher isn't.
00:16:10He doesn't name-call or put people down, so you shouldn't either.
00:16:13And for the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:18Bravo. Bravo. That's the right attitude.
00:16:22Think about learning some tips from her.
00:16:24She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:26What? But she's...
00:16:32I would love to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:43Don't worry, sir. We're going to figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage.
00:16:47Any second now.
00:16:49Go ahead.
00:16:51What?
00:16:53The footage was deleted?
00:16:55With the footage gone, no one will find out we slept together. Not even him.
00:16:59I'm in the clear.
00:17:01I'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:07Speaking of me, have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:14God, he's so hot.
00:17:16But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:21No.
00:17:23Sir, she's unqualified.
00:17:27She doesn't know anything about politics. She's nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day, actually.
00:17:34She's exactly what I need.
00:17:37Oh, no. Not me.
00:17:39Remind your assistant, Sarah.
00:17:41Be ready. We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:47So much for staying away from him.
00:17:50You little hick.
00:17:53How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:59The candidate's schedule and speeches for the upcoming week.
00:18:02Policy positions. Memorize all of it.
00:18:05There's a false rumor going around that the candidate slept with a prostitute.
00:18:09If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern, it's game over for all of us.
00:18:14So, keep it professional.
00:18:16I believe in this campaign. I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:20That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:22Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know that it was him.
00:18:27And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:30Oh, my God. You like him.
00:18:33I get it. He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:37I know. But he doesn't know that it was me.
00:18:42And if word ever got out that he slept with his...
00:18:44Don't worry. The footage is gone.
00:18:47And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:50Crisis averted.
00:18:52My opponent Christopher Stitt is a lying scoundrel.
00:18:56In this election, I will prove it. Vote for me.
00:19:00What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:02He's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:06What? He called you a hooker?
00:19:08No, not me.
00:19:10But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:19:15And it's all a lie. He's just framing him.
00:19:18I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:22You what?
00:19:24I was there. And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:28You were the only one.
00:19:30Stop. I will. After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:41Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:45He's in his office. Go on in.
00:19:48Oh, no. I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:58Morning, sir. Your coffee.
00:20:00Sarah. Please, call me Topher.
00:20:05Ah. Just what I needed.
00:20:09Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:13It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:15May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:19You seem nervous. I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:22No, I...
00:20:25Senator Hessler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:30It's a lie. It's so frustrating.
00:20:33That's what my opponent does.
00:20:35He lies.
00:20:38But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:41Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:44The prostitute story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:20:49So all we have to do is just smile.
00:20:52Take a breath.
00:20:54And it's okay.
00:20:56Perfect.
00:20:58Just like that.
00:21:04What are you doing here, prom girl?
00:21:07The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:09Senator Hessler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:12That's true.
00:21:13Politics isn't about proof, intern. It's about stories, okay?
00:21:17And a senator's telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:20Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:24The senator is lying.
00:21:26Let's go confront him. I'll do it myself.
00:21:29No, sir. It's politically dangerous.
00:21:31I'm not worried.
00:21:33Let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:38And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:41Yeah. Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:21:45Let the adults take it from here, prom girl.
00:21:48I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:52Sir, we gotta go. Now.
00:21:54I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:57I'm not forgetting about her.
00:21:59Come on. I want you with me.
00:22:03Okay.
00:22:10Stennett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:14He slept with a hooker.
00:22:25Excuse me, senator.
00:22:27If you're going to lie about me, say it to my face.
00:22:30The ill-moral man who slept with a hooker has arrived.
00:22:35I did no such thing.
00:22:37The photo in the elevator is not proof, senator.
00:22:39Honey, you should mention proof.
00:22:42Because it's showtime.
00:22:44Bring in the hooker.
00:22:48You screwed up.
00:22:50This horned dog, Christopher Stennett, paid yours truly for sex.
00:22:56That door.
00:23:00She's lying. I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:02I was with someone else.
00:23:03Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:05Damn it. I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:08I gotta do something.
00:23:09Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:12Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:13Get out, intern.
00:23:15Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:17Christopher!
00:23:19What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:23She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:25She drugged me.
00:23:26That's a lie.
00:23:27You were sober.
00:23:29You didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:33Likely story, Stennett.
00:23:37Admit it.
00:23:38Admit you paid for sex.
00:23:40I don't lie to the public.
00:23:42Unlike you, senator, I'm honest.
00:23:45Baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty things we did in bed.
00:23:51Boy, you better save what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race.
00:23:57I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:59I'm not giving up.
00:24:00Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:09I don't know you. Stop.
00:24:11Oh, come on. You know me.
00:24:13I liked that big booty last night.
00:24:16Slap it again.
00:24:18Absolutely not. That's a lie.
00:24:21Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:23You have been exposed as a D.S.C. dirty sex creep.
00:24:28Now drop out of the race.
00:24:30Now!
00:24:33Not so fast.
00:24:39It's you.
00:24:41Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:49You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:51I did. And I can prove it.
00:24:55You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:57I did. And I've got the proof.
00:24:59Who the hell are you, blondie?
00:25:01You're lying!
00:25:02Are you sure about that?
00:25:05Who the hell is this?
00:25:07Get her out of here!
00:25:08This is my event!
00:25:10No. I know her.
00:25:12She works at the hotel. She saw everything.
00:25:14That's right. I was on duty that night.
00:25:16And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stennett in the hallway, but she failed.
00:25:21He pushed her off and went into his room, and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:25Stennett!
00:25:26How much did you pay some random maid to testify for you?
00:25:30I told the truth.
00:25:32And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:37Look.
00:25:38There I am in your photos.
00:25:41Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:43So the question is...
00:25:45Why did you do it?
00:25:46And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:51This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:53Shut up, Candy!
00:25:54Geez, Senator.
00:25:55You're such a moral, family values man.
00:25:58Why are you on a first-name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:04Screw you! I'm outta here!
00:26:06Get your ass back!
00:26:13Is it true, Mr. Stennett?
00:26:14You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:16You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:17I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:20I have to do something.
00:26:22I'm gonna help you save your campaign.
00:26:24But I need you to trust me, okay?
00:26:35Random stranger?
00:26:36Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:39My name is Beth.
00:26:41I'm his fiancee.
00:26:45Beth?
00:26:46Who are you?
00:26:47Where are you from?
00:26:48What's your last name?
00:26:49Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:51She's a private person.
00:26:53I'm running it for office, not her.
00:26:55Thank you all.
00:27:04Hell yes.
00:27:05We just botched a scandal.
00:27:06Thanks to her.
00:27:07Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:08Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:10If that intern ever finds her,
00:27:12Sarah, if that intern abandoned her post again,
00:27:15we need to finally fire her.
00:27:17You're engaged now?
00:27:19As Beth?
00:27:21I didn't know what to do.
00:27:22I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:26I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:28I can't do it again.
00:27:29I thought my heart was gonna explode.
00:27:31But it's sexy.
00:27:33And don't worry, the election's in a week.
00:27:35You won't have to do it again.
00:27:36You're fine.
00:27:37You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid?
00:27:39The hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:43There you are.
00:27:44Did you see it?
00:27:45I did see it, sir.
00:27:46It was great.
00:27:47No, you didn't.
00:27:49You weren't even there.
00:27:50You're lucky the real campaign staff like me
00:27:52managed to bring Beth in the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:57Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:59What? No.
00:28:00Why would he fire me?
00:28:01I'm the one who set it up.
00:28:02I called Beth.
00:28:04I mean, I didn't.
00:28:05I actually did.
00:28:06Sarah.
00:28:07If you're the one who called Beth,
00:28:09you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Sarah's lying.
00:28:13She did it.
00:28:14No, I did.
00:28:16I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:18To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:32I had it all planned.
00:28:35We catch Stinnett with the hooker I hired.
00:28:39And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:44Oh, I'd love that.
00:28:46I want her investigated and de-fucking-stroyed.
00:28:50Destroyed!
00:28:51Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:28:54It's like Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:57That's not impossible, she.
00:29:01You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist!
00:29:07Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:09We're back in a close race.
00:29:10If we keep fighting and avoid scandals,
00:29:12we can win this election.
00:29:15And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancée, Beth.
00:29:19We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern
00:29:24and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:26When this campaign ship was sinking,
00:29:28you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:30There was nothing, really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:35I need to get a move on to turn him against the farm bitch.
00:29:38All right, everyone, back to work.
00:29:40Topher.
00:29:41Sir.
00:29:43Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:46Really, Sarah, you saved me.
00:29:48And I'll never forget it.
00:29:50I want to personally thank you.
00:29:52Topher, Senator Hessler is claiming that
00:29:55your fiancée, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:58He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:01We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:02Damn.
00:30:04Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly,
00:30:09but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:17She's not picking up.
00:30:19Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:21Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:27Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:29No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:31It's too risky.
00:30:32I'll do my best.
00:30:33She's useless.
00:30:34I told you.
00:30:35She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:37No time.
00:30:38Topher, we need to get Beth involved publicly.
00:30:40ASAP.
00:30:41Give us Beth's number.
00:30:42We'll track her location.
00:30:44Drag her ass here.
00:30:46No.
00:30:47I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:49I'm here to protect her.
00:30:50Even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:51It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:54It'll destroy it.
00:30:55This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:58It's mine.
00:31:01And you work for me.
00:31:11What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:14I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:18You bitch.
00:31:20I don't know how,
00:31:22but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:27My fault?
00:31:28I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:31You're such a liar.
00:31:33Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:37You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:42You don't know Beth.
00:31:44And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it,
00:31:48I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:54It can't be Beth in public.
00:31:56It's too risky.
00:31:57But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:32:00I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:04The center is telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:07We need her.
00:32:08She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:09Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:11She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:12As if.
00:32:16Think about it.
00:32:18How does a poor intern who just arrived off Boston cornfield
00:32:22know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:32:25I wonder that too.
00:32:27If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her for lying.
00:32:31I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:40Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:32:42It's so great to meet you.
00:32:43May I call you Beth?
00:32:45Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:49I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:52Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:55You're running a campaign, and I'm a private person.
00:32:59I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:02We need her.
00:33:03The center is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:33:06Unless you do a joint TV interview, this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:11You need me on live TV.
00:33:15I can't do it.
00:33:16I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:19It would be a disaster.
00:33:21Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:23This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:25By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:28She's late.
00:33:30Screw it.
00:33:31I have to fire her.
00:33:32Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:34I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:36She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:33:41Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like you.
00:33:45Excuse me, I...
00:33:46You heard what I said.
00:33:47Back off.
00:33:49And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:52I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:33:57Topher, if it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:34:02Yeah? I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:04Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:06This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:08Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:14Well, I've got a meeting scheduled so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:18See...
00:34:20Where is she always running off to?
00:34:25Okay, I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:27Me too. I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:31Good, but the interview's soon. Where's Beth?
00:34:34Mr. Stinnett, is your fiancee here yet? We're live in five minutes.
00:34:37Any second now.
00:34:41I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:34:45Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:47You shameless bitch.
00:34:50You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:52No. Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you. I just need to use the ladies room.
00:34:56Well, hold it in.
00:34:58This isn't your corn farm. You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:35:03You're not going anywhere.
00:35:04We're live in four minutes.
00:35:06If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiance ditched you.
00:35:10You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:35:12If Beth doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:15Mr. Stinnett, where is Beth?
00:35:23You're not going anywhere.
00:35:25If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're going to be here to take the blame.
00:35:30You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:33Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:37What? Beth said that?
00:35:40She isn't even here.
00:35:41You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:44Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful.
00:35:49And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:35:52Beautiful?
00:35:54Go fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:59Thank you, Topher. I mean, sir.
00:36:03Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:07But yes, I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:10I don't really know Beth.
00:36:12Posing as my fiance was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:15Honestly, I'd much rather be on that interview stage with you by my side.
00:36:19Not her.
00:36:20Topher.
00:36:22I know.
00:36:23We have to worry about the election.
00:36:25For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:28After that, all bets are off.
00:36:31Three minutes to air.
00:36:33Where's Beth?
00:36:34I'll go get her.
00:36:39My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:48Just breathe.
00:36:50If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:55One minute left.
00:37:07Come on, Beth. Let's go introduce the world on TV.
00:37:16My campaign manager told me exactly what to say.
00:37:19This will be a breeze.
00:37:24We meet the mysterious Beth.
00:37:26Fiance of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:32Tell us, Beth. How did you two meet?
00:37:34Okay. Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us.
00:37:38Let's bend a whirlwind.
00:37:40We started dating about five months ago.
00:37:42We met at a political event.
00:37:44That fucking great bitch intern Sarah disappeared again.
00:37:47Quiet. Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:37:50Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:52Beyond politics, what do you love about Beth as a person?
00:37:56Shit. I forgot the right answer to that question.
00:37:59Come on, Topher.
00:38:02Shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:05What do you love about Beth?
00:38:08Shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:11What do you love about Beth?
00:38:14My fiancé is so modest.
00:38:16We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:19You can answer. I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:22I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:24I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:38:27Where's Sarah?
00:38:30She's in it.
00:38:33What do I love about her?
00:38:35She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:38:39She's charming and funny, but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:44She's beautiful and humble.
00:38:49Sarah is...
00:38:50He's talking about me?
00:38:51Sarah.
00:38:52The real me?
00:38:53Sarah. Did I say Sarah?
00:38:54Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:56That's right. Beth Sarah.
00:38:59Of course I was talking about Beth, my fiancé.
00:39:02Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:39:04We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:07Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:09We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:12Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:16Beth is a private person. I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:19Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:21It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:24No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:26I don't mind.
00:39:27What do I love about Topher?
00:39:31There's something special about him.
00:39:33Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful.
00:39:41But unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:39:46He has a big heart.
00:39:48He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:55He respects and listens to everyone, even his interns.
00:40:01He makes them feel good.
00:40:04You have a surprise.
00:40:06Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, is called into our program.
00:40:10Senator, welcome.
00:40:12This is an interview between myself and my fiancé.
00:40:15We didn't discuss having my opponent on...
00:40:17What's the matter, boy?
00:40:19Afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:24No, of course not.
00:40:26Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:28Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:31I do. It's funny.
00:40:33Beth claims to be an heir and a political donor, but I've been in politics a long time,
00:40:38and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:40:42She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:44I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:40:47Politics can be so nasty.
00:40:50But let's have a night where it isn't.
00:40:53There is a nonpartisan charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:57I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your fiancé, Beth, along.
00:41:00I insist.
00:41:01I've never been to a black tie event before.
00:41:03The Senator will expose me.
00:41:05Unless you're afraid to be together in public.
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:09Beth will join me.
00:41:14Absolutely.
00:41:24How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:26I have never been to a black tie event.
00:41:28It'll be fun.
00:41:30And the booze is free.
00:41:31I'm excited to go out with him, but not as Beth.
00:41:34I won't know how to act.
00:41:36I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:39Only if you're the Queen of England or something.
00:41:42You will be fine.
00:41:43What are you so worried about?
00:41:45I just don't want to hurt Topher or his campaign.
00:41:48Wow.
00:41:49You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:52A night on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:55And you get to dress up.
00:41:57And eat caviar.
00:41:58And finally see how the other half lives.
00:42:01I'm jealous.
00:42:03You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:42:08Are you serious?
00:42:09Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:42:12A rich guest left it.
00:42:13I got you covered.
00:42:23Yes.
00:42:29That's the one.
00:42:30Topher, darling.
00:42:31Another glass of champagne.
00:42:33Yes, girl.
00:42:34Make him work for it.
00:42:35Do you think he'll like it?
00:42:36Like it?
00:42:37He'll be drooling.
00:42:40Sarah!
00:42:41It's me, Topher.
00:42:42I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:44He's here to see me?
00:42:46But he can't see me like this.
00:42:49Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state is outside your door looking for you.
00:42:56No, Topher.
00:42:57Hold on, please.
00:42:59He can't see me as Beth, so I just need you to go distract him.
00:43:04I brought you something.
00:43:05I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:43:10I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:12Just one second.
00:43:15What has gotten into you?
00:43:16I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:21Sarah.
00:43:22Oh.
00:43:23Hi.
00:43:24You're from the hotel.
00:43:25Stephanie, right?
00:43:26Yes, yes.
00:43:27Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:29I was just leaving.
00:43:31Have fun, you two.
00:43:37What was that?
00:43:38Is everything okay?
00:43:43Wow.
00:43:44Told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:46I heard a crash.
00:43:47I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:51What are you doing here?
00:43:53I, uh, I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but I don't.
00:44:01I came here to see you.
00:44:03I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:44:08Beth wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:11You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:13I wish I could say what I came here to say.
00:44:16But I have a fake fiance.
00:44:19And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:28Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:30I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:34It's a black tie.
00:44:35I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:37Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:41But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:44:44You're my assistant.
00:44:46I need you there with me.
00:44:48I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:51Good night, Sarah.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:56And Beth?
00:44:58In the same room?
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02And Beth?
00:45:03In the same room?
00:45:10Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:11Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:14Sarah, the campaign intern.
00:45:16And Beth, the heiress fiance.
00:45:18Dumb hick.
00:45:19Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:22You snuck away again.
00:45:24I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:45:26But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:29Nice?
00:45:30How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:33Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:35Let me see this cheap...
00:45:37It isn't cheap.
00:45:38So, don't touch it.
00:45:40Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:42How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:46We are days out from an election and you're stealing?
00:45:49If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it.
00:45:52It was a gift.
00:45:54Ha ha.
00:45:55From who?
00:45:56A special man in my life.
00:45:57What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost, intern.
00:46:02He's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:46:04Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:08Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:12Wow.
00:46:14Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:16Excuse me.
00:46:18She stole that dress.
00:46:20She stole that dress.
00:46:23It's not stealing.
00:46:25It's a gift.
00:46:28What?
00:46:30Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:34Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:36I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:38What?
00:46:40Ah!
00:46:50Looky, looky.
00:46:52The sex creep candidate.
00:46:54Flirting with the pole.
00:46:57Young intern behind his fiancée's back.
00:47:01And speaking of your fiancée's back.
00:47:03We need to go change into bath tofu.
00:47:05Just hang on.
00:47:06Where is she?
00:47:07What I've learned from my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:10My fiancée will be right here.
00:47:12Isn't that right?
00:47:16Mr. Sinnott, where's your lovely fiancée?
00:47:20And when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:23Yeah, Topher.
00:47:25Where is she?
00:47:27Your woman is in here in five seconds.
00:47:30You will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:47:38Darling.
00:47:40Is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:43Only a little, darling fiancée.
00:47:45Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:52I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:47:58I think you're a fraud.
00:48:01And I'm going to be watching you all night long.
00:48:04I'm going to be watching you all night long.
00:48:07Like a hawk.
00:48:09Oh, shit.
00:48:10What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:48:13Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:15Ladies and gentlemen.
00:48:17As your Senator, I am proud to be raising money for...
00:48:22For...
00:48:24Why, Bobby boy?
00:48:26Family community council.
00:48:28Family values.
00:48:30Which my opponent, Sinnott, has none of.
00:48:32First a prostitute.
00:48:34And then a sudden fiancée.
00:48:37We know nothing about it.
00:48:39Senator.
00:48:41This isn't a political event.
00:48:43It's charity.
00:48:45Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:48:49I'm sorry you have to sleep without tonight.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:54I'll just pluck my nose when I'm around.
00:48:56Smart. His odor's legendary.
00:49:00Beth.
00:49:03You're an heiress.
00:49:05And a political donor.
00:49:08Funny.
00:49:10Politics is such a small world after all.
00:49:14And I have never seen or heard of you until now.
00:49:18That's funny.
00:49:20I hadn't heard of you either until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:25A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:30Ha!
00:49:32Beth, are you all right?
00:49:34Of course she knows.
00:49:37It's the fork.
00:49:39Don't go church, Dennett.
00:49:41A rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork.
00:49:46What else are you hiding?
00:49:48Senator.
00:49:50These elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:53I may be rich, but in my heart I'm working class.
00:49:57The kind of people who don't give a damn which fork to use.
00:50:01Like Christopher.
00:50:04I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people.
00:50:08Not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:50:11Nice try, girl.
00:50:14My name is Beth. Not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:19The kind of women you fear.
00:50:21Because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:50:26Damn, Beth. Well played.
00:50:28This is outrageous!
00:50:30This is a charity event.
00:50:33This is not a woman's right feminist Nazi gathering.
00:50:38If you're so rich, where did you get your money?
00:50:42I want to see your taxes.
00:50:44I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:46And I demand to know anything that...
00:50:49Lady!
00:50:51Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:54Come on, my lady.
00:50:56Let's dance.
00:51:01Sorry.
00:51:03I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it.
00:51:07It's okay.
00:51:09I'm having fun with you.
00:51:15Is something wrong?
00:51:17I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:19I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancé in order to save my campaign, but...
00:51:24I had my heart set on someone else.
00:51:26Someone I have really real feelings for.
00:51:28Someone I even love.
00:51:30Who is it?
00:51:32I shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal.
00:51:35The Senator and press would devour me.
00:51:37Because she's my intern.
00:51:40I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:43Really?
00:51:49Oh my God, he loves me! What?
00:51:52Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:54Why?
00:51:56Well, I know Sarah.
00:51:59And I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:52:02Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:52:05Do you know where Sarah is? I need to talk to her.
00:52:07I want to talk to...
00:52:09She wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:13She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:52:16Perfect. Thank you, Beth.
00:52:21I'm sorry.
00:52:25I'm sorry.
00:52:29He loves me. He loves me!
00:52:32But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:37Will he hate me for it?
00:52:39Sarah.
00:52:42I needed to see you.
00:52:44Me, too. Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:46It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:52:50Not now, guys.
00:52:52Yes, now. The answer can wait.
00:52:54What is the intern doing here, alone? Were you with you?
00:52:56Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:52:58Just give us a few minutes.
00:53:00This is important.
00:53:02A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:53:05You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:53:08You're tied with Senator Hessler.
00:53:10And it's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:12People love her. She's our secret weapon.
00:53:14Seriously?
00:53:16People love me, but not the real me.
00:53:19The rich blonde they've been pretending to be.
00:53:21Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:24It's good news.
00:53:26Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:28No time. We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:32That's...
00:53:34Wait!
00:53:36I'm not doing any press conference until I have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:38Now.
00:53:40Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:42What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:44Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:46Too, Topher.
00:53:48I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but...
00:53:50I need to tell you that I...
00:53:54Wait.
00:54:03You're Beth.
00:54:05Yes, I am.
00:54:07You're Beth.
00:54:09Yes, I am.
00:54:11You're Beth.
00:54:13It's you.
00:54:15It's you.
00:54:17You're Beth.
00:54:19Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:21Sarah. Beth.
00:54:23Whoever you are.
00:54:25Why?
00:54:27I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:54:29But I came here because of you.
00:54:31Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:33You inspired me.
00:54:35That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:37I wasn't pretending. I was just having fun.
00:54:38I didn't know it was you that night.
00:54:40But then...
00:54:42Then we had that night together.
00:54:45A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:49Then I came to the office.
00:54:51And you walked in.
00:54:53And I knew that if anyone found out
00:54:55you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:54:57It would ruin my campaign.
00:54:59I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:02So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:08Say something, Topher.
00:55:10Please.
00:55:12I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:15I can't.
00:55:17If anyone found out
00:55:19Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you
00:55:21it would ruin both of us.
00:55:23I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:25But I can't.
00:55:28I believe in you.
00:55:30Your campaign is too important.
00:55:32I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:34But I love you.
00:55:36No.
00:55:38If you sleep with his assistant
00:55:40it's game over for all of us.
00:55:42So keep it professional.
00:55:44Please.
00:55:46Don't.
00:55:51Hey, what's going on?
00:55:55The press is outside.
00:55:57They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:59Come on, the election's tied.
00:56:01What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:04It's nothing. It's none of your business.
00:56:09You're so important to him.
00:56:13This is his speech.
00:56:15Make yourself useful.
00:56:17And give it to him.
00:56:19Now.
00:56:21Hurry.
00:56:25I'm sorry.
00:56:27I'm sorry.
00:56:29Now you'll be fired.
00:56:31Hick.
00:56:41It's just your speech.
00:56:49Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:51I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:56:58What is it?
00:57:17You know
00:57:19I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech
00:57:22like most politicians
00:57:24but I'm a different candidate.
00:57:26So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:28You ask me any question
00:57:30and I will answer.
00:57:33Any questions?
00:57:40This is a serious campaign
00:57:43to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:45But how am I supposed to win
00:57:47if my own staff is sabotaging me
00:57:49with a blank speech?
00:57:51Who gave him the speech?
00:57:53Who?
00:57:55Farm girl did it.
00:57:56I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:58No, that's not true.
00:58:00So you didn't give him the papers?
00:58:02No. Yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:04Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:06Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:08I didn't do that.
00:58:10We have to fire her.
00:58:12That's right. Fire the incompetent.
00:58:15Wait.
00:58:17Rebecca gave me the papers
00:58:19and told me to give them to him.
00:58:21You pathetic lying hick.
00:58:23I'm not a liar.
00:58:24And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:26Enough.
00:58:28I can't believe that Sarah
00:58:30would do this.
00:58:32She's a good person.
00:58:34I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:36She gave you the papers.
00:58:38There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:40Check the printer ID.
00:58:42Sue printed out these pages.
00:58:44What? But Sarah did it.
00:58:46She did it.
00:58:48Case closed.
00:58:50The end. Fire her.
00:58:52Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:55No, I...
00:58:57It's not what it looks like.
00:58:59This is your final warning.
00:59:01You do one more thing to ruin my campaign
00:59:03or demean Sarah one more time
00:59:05and you're fired.
00:59:08I need to speak with you.
00:59:10Alone.
00:59:12Topher.
00:59:14Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:16I can't.
00:59:18I won't be the reason Mr. Stinnett
00:59:20wins the election, so...
00:59:22It's a key profession.
00:59:24Sure.
00:59:27You're needed in the film studio
00:59:29for your final campaign ad.
00:59:31Forget about the intern.
00:59:33We need to go. Now.
00:59:35I'm only going if Sarah goes.
00:59:40Why?
00:59:42Senator Hessler's reckless...
00:59:44I...
00:59:46I mean radical ideas.
00:59:48Cut.
00:59:50Topher, what's going on?
00:59:52I'm fine. Let's just go for another take.
00:59:54Calm down, girl.
00:59:56What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:58For once in your life, Rebecca,
01:00:00just leave me alone.
01:00:02Leave you alone?
01:00:04I don't know what you did,
01:00:06but I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:08You screwed with the candidate's mind
01:00:10and now he's going to lose.
01:00:12No, I only want him to win.
01:00:14Whatever you're doing,
01:00:16you're doing a terrible job, idiot.
01:00:18Action.
01:00:20I'm Christopher Stinnett.
01:00:22Vote for me, Stinnett. Senate.
01:00:24Love.
01:00:26Love.
01:00:28Cut. Cut.
01:00:30Topher, what's going on?
01:00:34Why are you looking at an...
01:00:36an intern?
01:00:38It's just, Stinnett,
01:00:40I'm here.
01:00:42I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:44I know you can win this, so...
01:00:46let's see it.
01:00:48Let's go. Again. Another take.
01:00:50Senator Hesler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:53I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:55I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:00:58Whether you're a high-powered CEO
01:01:00or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:02I believe that everyone should follow their heart
01:01:04and their passions,
01:01:06whether it's popular or not.
01:01:08Love conquers hate,
01:01:10and love is worth taking risks for.
01:01:13This election,
01:01:15don't let fear control you.
01:01:16Follow your heart.
01:01:18Vote for love.
01:01:20I'm Christopher Stinnett,
01:01:22and I approve this message.
01:01:24Cut!
01:01:26That was fantastic!
01:01:28Bravo!
01:01:30Woo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:35Let's keep filming.
01:01:37You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:39I'm tired of later.
01:01:41I want to talk now.
01:01:43Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:44Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:46Don't call me Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:48To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:51Excuse me?
01:01:53Where are you going?
01:01:55That was great, sir.
01:01:59Before you say anything,
01:02:01Sarah, I want you.
01:02:03I need you.
01:02:05Topher, what about the election?
01:02:07Screw politics.
01:02:09You're more important.
01:02:11I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:12We'll be together, for real.
01:02:14If you do.
01:02:43I'm sorry.
01:03:04That was so beautiful.
01:03:06Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:08For what?
01:03:10You've made me happy.
01:03:12I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:15I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:18I feel the same way.
01:03:20When I win, the first thing I'm going to do
01:03:22is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:25We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:30We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:34Be careful.
01:03:38Are you okay?
01:03:40Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:46I don't want to let you get hurt again.
01:03:49It's not a big deal.
01:03:53Don't move.
01:04:09I don't care who sees us together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern.
01:04:12The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:19We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:22Damn.
01:04:23What's going on?
01:04:24Are you having an affair?
01:04:27Is there someone in here?
01:04:29I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:31Get out.
01:04:32This is a political campaign.
01:04:33There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:37Oh, sorry.
01:04:38Sorry.
01:04:39Beth, I...
01:04:41Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancée.
01:04:43What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:45Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:47Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:48Get out.
01:04:50I apologize, sir.
01:04:52I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:59Did you hear that?
01:05:01It's a few more days without any scandals
01:05:03and you'll be a U.S. Senator.
01:05:05It calls for some celebration.
01:05:07I will be.
01:05:13Farmer girl, give me that pen quickly.
01:05:17Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:19Excuse me?
01:05:20No, why would he fire me?
01:05:22I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:23I called Beth.
01:05:25Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:27but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:29Holy shit.
01:05:33Holy shit.
01:05:34Holy shit.
01:05:38You are Beth.
01:05:40Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:42You lying slut!
01:05:45I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:47but in the real world,
01:05:49there are consequences.
01:05:51Do you know what this means?
01:05:53A candidate for Senate
01:05:56sleeping with his intern?
01:05:58This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:00Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder,
01:06:04but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:06How did a dumb,
01:06:08poor farm girl like you
01:06:11seduce the hottest,
01:06:13most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:15Did you drug him or something?
01:06:17He should have been mine.
01:06:19Just keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:23I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28Not only is it shocking,
01:06:29it'll end your career.
01:06:31I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:34so just dump her now,
01:06:36and we'll figure it out.
01:06:38I don't care about her.
01:06:42I love her.
01:06:46I don't care about her.
01:06:50I love her.
01:06:53Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:55What's going on here?
01:06:57Topher,
01:06:59I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:07:01Let's go.
01:07:03He should be mine,
01:07:05you stupid, lying,
01:07:07slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:09For the last time,
01:07:11my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:13And remember what happened the last time
01:07:15you called me a hick?
01:07:17Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:19Just think what my boyfriend will do
01:07:21when he finds out.
01:07:23Oh, no.
01:07:25Farm girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:30I'm fine, I'm okay.
01:07:33Did you do this?
01:07:35What?
01:07:37No, of course not.
01:07:39I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:41If the hick says I pushed her,
01:07:43she's lying.
01:07:45I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:47I will not tolerate
01:07:49members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:51I didn't.
01:07:53Nina!
01:07:55You're fired.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59The hick lied.
01:08:01No, Topher.
01:08:03You can't fire your senior staff
01:08:05this close to election night.
01:08:07Yes, I can.
01:08:09You evil bitch.
01:08:11I'll make you pay.
01:08:13This is a big mistake.
01:08:16I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher.
01:08:20But aren't you worried
01:08:22now that she knows
01:08:24that she's going to go and tell
01:08:26Senator Hessler and the media
01:08:27as long as they can be with you?
01:08:29I...
01:08:31Don't worry.
01:08:33Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:35She cares about this campaign
01:08:37too much to destroy it.
01:08:39I don't care about that right now.
01:08:41All I care about is you.
01:08:43Did you mean it
01:08:45when you said that you love me?
01:08:47Of course I did.
01:08:49I love you, Sarah.
01:08:51I love you, too.
01:08:58Oh, Sarah.
01:09:00What do you think about this line
01:09:02for the debate tonight?
01:09:05I like it.
01:09:07Glad you like it.
01:09:12I think that's enough input
01:09:14from the intern.
01:09:16We have an election tomorrow
01:09:18and a debate against Hessler
01:09:20in a couple of hours.
01:09:22No more distractions.
01:09:24Let's go.
01:09:25Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me, I'm all riled up.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:31No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:33You're engaged to Beth.
01:09:35I'm not going to let the media
01:09:37see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:39She's not coming!
01:09:47When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:50In the debate, I need you to emphasize
01:09:52love over hate.
01:09:53Hey, right here.
01:09:55Get that?
01:09:57Yeah, where's Sarah?
01:10:07Hi, I'm Sarah from the
01:10:09Christopher Stennett campaign.
01:10:11He's expecting me.
01:10:13Sarah, yes, here you are.
01:10:15Hm?
01:10:17His campaign manager specifically
01:10:19told me to keep you out.
01:10:21Go away.
01:10:24Go.
01:10:30Hi, I'm here for my fiancé's interview.
01:10:32My name's...
01:10:34I know who you are.
01:10:36You're Beth, please.
01:10:38Go right in.
01:10:40Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:42Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:44You're my good luck charm.
01:10:50Sorry.
01:10:51What?
01:10:53Wait, Sarah?
01:10:55You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:57Oh my God.
01:10:59Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:01It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:03Calm down.
01:11:05I ordered you not to come here!
01:11:07You're a scandal waiting to happen!
01:11:09We're in love.
01:11:11He wants me at this debate.
01:11:13You're stupid!
01:11:15Hey, that's my girl.
01:11:17Your girl?
01:11:19Jesus, Topher, this is a disaster!
01:11:21You'll hijack your entire campaign!
01:11:23Dump her now,
01:11:25and kick her out,
01:11:27while I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:31Sarah,
01:11:33the election is in two days.
01:11:35I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:43Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:46Good luck winning without me.
01:11:52Listen,
01:11:54go out there
01:11:56and kick Senator Hussle's butt.
01:12:04Hey, poor slut.
01:12:07Becca, Topher fired you.
01:12:09What are you doing here?
01:12:11I'm working for Senator Hussle,
01:12:13and I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping with you,
01:12:17his intern.
01:12:21This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:24Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy
01:12:26because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are spineless.
01:12:30What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me?
01:12:35No, I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:40We are live for the Senate debate
01:12:42between Senator Hessler and his challenger,
01:12:44Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:47That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun
01:12:51indoors at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:55What video?
01:12:57If there was a video
01:12:59with an AI fake,
01:13:02you are really getting nasty
01:13:04in the dirt
01:13:06like a farm girl.
01:13:10You and your boyfriend
01:13:12are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:14And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:16you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett,
01:13:21are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:24You are having
01:13:27an unethical, immoral,
01:13:30disgusting,
01:13:32told you
01:13:34affair with one of your employees,
01:13:36your intern!
01:13:38I...
01:13:40Hang on.
01:13:42No.
01:13:44This...
01:13:48What are you smiling about?
01:13:49Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:53Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:55But on the farm,
01:13:57I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate
01:14:01when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:11All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:20Candy!
01:14:22I mean, who are you?
01:14:24You've spent your entire campaign
01:14:26mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:28Now it's time for me to give you
01:14:30a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:33Aw, come on, Senator H.
01:14:35You know me.
01:14:37I didn't sleep with your opponent
01:14:39like you paid me to.
01:14:41But I sure did sleep with you,
01:14:43big boy!
01:14:47I...
01:14:49am a religious,
01:14:51moral family man,
01:14:53and I did not have sex
01:14:55with this woman.
01:15:05Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:07We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:09Topher is not only
01:15:11screwing his intern,
01:15:13his fiancé isn't real.
01:15:16He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:19Christopher Stanton,
01:15:21he slept with his intern,
01:15:23then he lied to all of you
01:15:25to pretend that his fiancé
01:15:27was a social liar.
01:15:32I...
01:15:34After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:36you'll have no choice
01:15:38but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:40I... I... I... I...
01:15:42You lied! Admit it!
01:15:44And then dropped out of this race
01:15:46in disgrace!
01:15:48You're right.
01:15:50I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:53You all deserve
01:15:55the truth, straight from me.
01:15:57Scandal!
01:15:59Godless, unethical,
01:16:01immoral, lying
01:16:03S.O.B.
01:16:05I did lie.
01:16:07But the difference between us,
01:16:09you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:12I did not.
01:16:14I did not.
01:16:15You lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:19I did it for love.
01:16:23Sarah, I love you,
01:16:25and I want everyone to know it.
01:16:27I care more about you
01:16:29than I care about winning this election.
01:16:31Will you please come on
01:16:33to the debate stage with me?
01:16:35He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:37Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:39I can do this.
01:16:41For Topher.
01:16:46What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:49This is a T.P.D.,
01:16:51a televised political debate!
01:16:53You can't bring prom!
01:16:55You think all women are objects?
01:16:57Sarah
01:16:59is not a progressive woman.
01:17:01This is highly irregular.
01:17:03This is cheating.
01:17:05This is rigging the election.
01:17:07And this girl's got no vision!
01:17:09No. My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:12You want to talk about rights?
01:17:13You've been fighting
01:17:15to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned and degraded women
01:17:19for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:23Sit down, woman!
01:17:25No.
01:17:27I'm showing you what it's like
01:17:29to finally have a powerful woman
01:17:31stand up to you, you sexist bully.
01:17:33Give him hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman,
01:17:43it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know she was my intern,
01:17:47and she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler
01:17:54is a psychopath
01:17:56who was stalking Topher
01:17:58in an attempt to bring him down,
01:18:00I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:02So, yes,
01:18:04I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:06But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:09Some things are more important
01:18:11than elections, than politics.
01:18:14But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:16Win, win, or lose,
01:18:18I want to be with you.
01:18:20O-M-G!
01:18:22I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth? Is it Sarah?
01:18:26Is it Clark Kent? Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:28Either way, you guys had an illicit affair,
01:18:30and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:32For once, Senator,
01:18:34you're right.
01:18:36We're not engaged.
01:18:38But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:49Sarah, I love you.
01:18:51Whether I win or lose this election,
01:18:53I don't want to lose you.
01:18:55Will you marry me?
01:18:57Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:19:04Woo!
01:19:08Ah, no!
01:19:10I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:18I'm rich,
01:19:20and I'll use this money to destroy you
01:19:22and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:24to investigate you.
01:19:26Ha!
01:19:28No, Senator!
01:19:30Stop talking!
01:19:32It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:36Hey, I didn't mean it!
01:19:38It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40If you see a clip of me
01:19:42on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake A.I. video!
01:19:47A cheap fake fake news!
01:19:49Cut! Cut your commercial! Now!
01:19:51What?
01:20:02Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silence you incompetent woman!
01:20:07Go!
01:20:09Talk to the media!
01:20:11Get them to report Stinnick's scandal!
01:20:14I tried.
01:20:16They don't care.
01:20:18They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:20Farm girl?
01:20:22Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:24I can't lose this election!
01:20:26Oh, shark!
01:20:28I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:31You're the woman I should have slept with.
01:20:34The market has erupted.
01:20:36No matter what happens,
01:20:38we ran a good campaign.
01:20:40I'm forever grateful for all of you who have helped.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:48but he has a big base of support.
01:20:50This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:55You need to relax.
01:20:57Come with me.
01:21:03As your campaign manager,
01:21:05I disagree with the staff.
01:21:07The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:09They want hope.
01:21:11I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:15But if I lose,
01:21:17it's not your fault.
01:21:19No matter what,
01:21:21I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:23Me too.
01:21:25But you won't lose.
01:21:27An election this close
01:21:29would take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:30There's only one thing we can do
01:21:32to kill some time together.
01:21:34They're about to call it.
01:21:40Senator Hessler has been defeated.
01:21:43It is a landslide for Christopher Stennett,
01:21:46our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:50Yes!
01:21:56Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:00Sarah.
01:22:02We won because of you.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:08Great victory.
01:22:22Senator.
01:22:24She's coming.
01:22:31I'm the luckiest man in Washington.
01:22:34Because I have you.
01:22:36Pardon me.
01:22:39I'm the lucky one.
01:22:41When I left the farm,
01:22:43I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:45But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:48Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:50I now pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:23:01Woo!
01:23:03Yeah!
01:23:06Mrs. Senator,
01:23:08the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:10First,
01:23:12let's change the world.
01:23:14Get us a copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:16Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:18Yeah!