Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 9th September 2023
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 9th September 2023
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan"
00:02 Hello, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:05 Friends, when a pigeon is flying in the air, it is also called a crow,
00:10 it sees only dead people down there.
00:14 It sits on the dead person it likes.
00:18 But it doesn't see fresh food or fresh prey.
00:22 It is at a height of several hundred feet, but when it looks down,
00:26 it sees that the world is full of dead people.
00:29 On the other hand, there is Shaheen.
00:31 He too flies at the same height, but when he looks down,
00:35 he sees fresh food, fresh prey.
00:39 He doesn't feel that the world is full of dead people.
00:42 Both of them have been flying in the same air.
00:45 But they are looking for the same thing.
00:49 This is your life.
00:51 This is the environment around you.
00:53 Whatever you want to see, whatever you are looking for,
00:57 if you are disappointed inside, you are looking for disappointment.
01:00 So there is disappointment everywhere.
01:02 Tell me, in the most developed countries of the world,
01:06 are there no homeless people?
01:08 Are there no unsuccessful people?
01:11 They are unsuccessful there too. Why?
01:13 Because if you are looking for disappointment, you will find it.
01:16 You have to decide whether you are Shaheen or Gidh.
01:21 As Allama has said, he has said it very well,
01:25 both of them are flying in the same air.
01:28 Shaheen's world is different from Kargis's world.
01:31 Come, let's take you to the railway station with this message.
01:34 And let's see what the situation is there.
01:36 Sir, all your talks have affected me.
01:40 On this badge?
01:41 No, sir. Under this.
01:43 On the pocket?
01:43 No, sir. Under this, on the heart.
01:45 It affected my heart. - Okay.
01:48 I left corruption, theft.
01:50 Thank God that he has given you the opportunity to repent.
01:55 Yes, sir. I have started a business with the railway.
01:58 I thought I should get rid of the bad deeds.
02:00 What business do you do with the railway?
02:01 Sir, I have bought a train ticket. - Okay.
02:04 I give them their money. - Okay.
02:06 Then I sell the ticket as per my wish.
02:08 You are blackening the tickets.
02:09 Listen to the other business.
02:11 All the railway lines, we are supplying the railway.
02:15 So you have taken it from here.
02:16 Not theirs, it is mine now.
02:18 Sir, you have learnt a lesson that you have become a proper Gidh.
02:24 Yes, sir.
02:25 Come, my son.
02:26 Listen to me. - Yes, sir.
02:28 You are my son, you have to follow my orders.
02:29 Yes, sir. - Come.
02:31 Uncle. - Greetings.
02:32 This costume is mine.
02:34 What? - This costume is mine.
02:35 I have bought it from the market.
02:36 You have bought everything? - Yes.
02:38 Bring it.
02:39 I had asked you to open it there.
02:41 Sit, aunty. - Sir, you look like a tailor.
02:45 Listen to me. - Yes, sir.
02:48 The journey is long. - Yes.
02:50 You will see where is our village and where is Karka Lahore.
02:53 Lahore. - It is a long journey.
02:55 Yes. - Do you have anything to eat?
02:58 I will starve.
02:59 Then go home.
03:00 Don't talk to strangers.
03:04 Greetings.
03:05 He is also on the train.
03:07 He will go alone.
03:09 Sit, I am not going.
03:11 He will go wherever he wants.
03:12 Sir, what difference does it make if a well-educated person is with you?
03:16 Don't worry.
03:19 I am not going. You are mistaken.
03:22 I am a decent man.
03:23 Yes, he is a decent man.
03:24 He just says, let's go.
03:27 He just goes.
03:29 He has gone to our house a couple of times.
03:32 Then where will I go?
03:34 Where are you going?
03:39 I am going to Lahore to study.
03:41 You are going for education? - Yes.
03:43 Yes, for education.
03:44 I am very fond of studying.
03:46 It is a good thing. You don't get any age for studying.
03:48 What are you going to study?
03:50 I am going to study pre-medical.
03:52 May God bless you.
03:54 There are many blessings for you.
03:55 Yes.
03:56 Why is she doing pre-medical at the age of 40?
03:59 Excuse me.
04:00 40 years?
04:01 How does she look 40 years old to you?
04:04 Yes.
04:05 Look, I was just joking.
04:08 You are not old enough.
04:09 Your eyes will be 40 years old.
04:10 You both look a little scared.
04:14 Mr. Haroon. - Yes.
04:16 Our village's Chowri.. - Yes.
04:19 ..is a big Kabab.
04:21 Oh.
04:22 It is a cruel man.
04:23 Yes, he is cruel. - Okay.
04:24 He says that the village is not developing.
04:26 No. - Why?
04:27 He says that God has not brought anyone here to develop.
04:31 Oh.
04:32 I hate people like him.
04:35 He should be ashamed of not letting anyone develop.
04:37 Yes, absolutely.
04:38 Why are you so scared? Why do you listen to him?
04:41 The entire village has a lot of Murabbis.
04:44 Okay.
04:45 Then this is what you should do.
04:48 Your hatred is gone after listening to seven Murabbis.
04:51 I will change the same thing after I get a shop.
04:54 You are a great man.
04:58 You are going to your village's Chowri.. - Yes.
05:00 ..and sending your daughter to study.
05:02 You are great. - Yes, that is true.
05:04 You are right.
05:06 I am not scared of anyone.
05:08 I think that such fathers are no more.
05:10 How? - Who empower their daughters.
05:13 One thing is that parents are helpless these days.
05:16 Yes.
05:17 Education has become so expensive.
05:19 Uncle, don't worry.
05:21 I am with you. - Yes.
05:23 Our village will surely go. - Yes, that is true.
05:25 Who has the courage to go to the village?
05:27 Go and study.
05:29 Go and study.
05:31 Go and study.
05:33 I will not let him go.
05:35 You are a farmer. Don't you have a farm?
05:38 Get lost.
05:41 Father. - Yes.
05:43 Get me a window seat.
05:45 Chaudhary is here. I will not be able to sit.
05:48 Take this.
05:54 How are you, uncle?
05:56 I am fine.
05:57 Where are you going?
05:58 Uncle, I am going to Lahore for a function.
06:00 Okay.
06:00 You have got a big function, uncle.
06:02 It is a big function.
06:03 It is a big show.
06:05 Uncle, our song has gone viral.
06:07 One of my friends has released a song on FaceTube.
06:09 It has become a hit.
06:10 On YouTube.
06:12 A boy from the village has released a song on YouTube.
06:15 Okay. - Someone has heard it in Lahore.
06:16 Yes. - He liked the song.
06:17 He has called us.
06:19 Uncle. - Yes.
06:20 Do you know where the theft is going on in Lahore?
06:23 Yes. - No, uncle. We are scared.
06:25 There is a theft going on.
06:26 There is a good theft.
06:27 There is a bed made of wood.
06:28 It looks like a coffin.
06:29 What do you do in the village?
06:33 Sir, we are terminators here.
06:35 We don't look at the fat people.
06:39 We are tall.
06:40 I am scared of this theft.
06:43 I am leaving. I am not coming back.
06:45 You are studying or something else?
06:47 Did you earn money from YouTube?
06:50 Where will we earn money, aunt?
06:51 The people who have seen YouTube..
06:53 ..say that we have seen 300,000 people.
06:56 Oh my God! Three million.
06:59 Do you know how much money is made?
07:01 No, I don't know.
07:02 It is made up to 10 lakhs.
07:04 Don't tell us a single penny.
07:06 Tell them 100.
07:13 Dittu, I am also very happy that your song has become a hit.
07:17 The thief shouldn't know that you are going to Lahore.
07:19 And if anyone finds out that Dittu is going to Lahore..
07:23 ..Dittu is going to Lahore..
07:25 ..I will cut his throat.
07:27 This kid has a very good voice.
07:29 Come here. Come here.
07:31 Come, brother Titti. - Yes.
07:35 Is there anything to cut the throat?
07:37 Why? What happened?
07:38 Cut my throat because Dittu is going to Lahore.
07:40 Dittu is going to Lahore.
07:42 For God's sake.
07:44 You will get yourself trapped and you will get me trapped too.
07:46 Who are you?
07:47 I am a farmer. - Okay.
07:49 I am going to Lahore. I am going to Lahore.
07:51 Crazy man.
07:52 Son, if you have to go.. - Yes.
07:55 ..then you are going very fast.
07:57 Look at yourself. Look at your body.
07:59 You are also scared of Chaudhary.
08:01 I am not scared.
08:02 I speak what is in the hearts of the rebels here.
08:06 I am used to speaking what I feel.
08:09 I am the biggest trouble maker of my village.
08:12 And who is this Chaudhary?
08:14 The one who takes away our rights from us.
08:15 The field from which the farmer doesn't get his livelihood..
08:18 ..burn all the wheat of that field.
08:21 When we will ask the hardworking people for their share..
08:24 ..we will not ask for a garden, not a field..
08:26 ..we will ask for the whole world.
08:28 Mr. Haroon, I am going to take the Lahore tractor.
08:30 I will go there myself.
08:31 I will put my livelihood on my own.
08:34 I will see how Chaudhary..
08:37 ..doesn't bless us.
08:40 (Laughs)
08:44 (Humming)
08:47 (Humming)
08:49 What is this? - This is a Hindi film.
08:51 (Laughs)
08:52 It means you are thinking that we are going to leave the world.
08:55 No, Chaudhary, I was singing.
08:57 "Oh, God, my father."
08:58 "Greetings."
08:59 (Laughs)
09:00 It has been five years since he died.
09:02 You are also like my father, Chaudhary.
09:04 You are leaving me.
09:06 I am going to leave my village.
09:10 Very good.
09:11 (Laughs)
09:11 You have given me a good news.
09:13 Okay, this is your Chaudhary.
09:14 This is Chaudhary? - Yes.
09:16 I have to give him money for this work.
09:18 He must have taken it.
09:19 If anyone from my village goes to Lahore, you will get a good news.
09:22 Mr. Chaudhary, why don't you let anyone go to Lahore?
09:24 What is there in Lahore?
09:25 Lahore is a city. What is not there in Lahore?
09:27 There are cars.
09:29 Yes. - Their faces will turn black.
09:31 Hey, you.
09:32 You have been driving a car all your life.
09:35 Yes. - And you want a tractor?
09:37 Tractor?
09:38 Yes. You are born with a tractor.
09:40 It is a loss.
09:41 Your father will give you petrol.
09:42 I had a muscle pain.
09:44 I was going to get a tractor.
09:46 What happiness were you talking about burning wheat?
09:50 Plaster black.
09:51 (Laughs)
09:52 Is plaster black?
09:54 No. He is lying.
09:56 You talk to him.
09:57 I have three hands. Ask for the third.
09:59 (Laughs)
10:00 Mr. Chaudhary, forget about Lahore.
10:02 I am going to Saiwal.
10:03 (Laughs)
10:05 No one can go out of this village.
10:08 Wherever you are, love your land.
10:11 Love it.
10:12 And be a slave to theft. That's it.
10:14 Stop bringing theft. - Yes.
10:15 No one will step out of this village.
10:18 I am going to get rid of you.
10:19 (Laughs)
10:20 And where were you going with the bag and book?
10:24 Look, this is the station.
10:26 I will go wherever I want to go.
10:27 (Laughs)
10:30 Mr. Chaudhary. - I am giving you the location.
10:33 (Laughs)
10:37 Nothing, Mr. Chaudhary. I saw the canteen.
10:38 I drank the bottle.
10:39 Nothing, aunt. I saw the canteen.
10:41 I drank the bottle.
10:43 Can't you drink the bottle?
10:44 (Laughs)
10:46 I can. - Lahore.
10:48 You are a Pandav.
10:49 (Laughs)
10:50 I got you married to Bakhu.
10:53 You are a salt.
10:54 You are from Lahore too.
10:55 Mr. Chaudhary, I gave you the book.
10:57 (Laughs)
10:58 You were not a fool.
10:59 You did this.
11:00 I gave you 90 percent of the deal.
11:02 You are giving me 100 percent of the deal.
11:03 (Laughs)
11:04 Stop. Don't you dare.
11:05 (Laughs)
11:07 I will hit you.
11:08 Mr. Chaudhary, I gave you the deal.
11:10 (Laughs)
11:13 Mr. Chaudhary, if your villagers go there,
11:17 your village will get a name.
11:18 Your village will prosper.
11:20 Mr. Chaudhary, if your villagers go there,
11:21 your village will get a name.
11:23 I will kill him.
11:25 (Laughs)
11:26 I think you have made a lot of properties in Lahore.
11:31 You don't want anyone to know.
11:33 Why do I need to make properties in Lahore?
11:35 My memory doesn't end here.
11:36 Why do I need to make it in Lahore?
11:37 (Laughs)
11:39 Mr. Chaudhary, I think you have two similarities.
11:42 I don't talk to women like this.
11:44 He is a weak man.
11:45 But I remembered the dialogue of 'Game of Thrones'.
11:47 Which one?
11:48 Power is power.
11:49 Power is power.
11:50 He remembered the film again.
11:51 (Laughs)
11:53 Mr. Chaudhary, it is your wish.
11:55 But travelling brings a lot of opportunities.
11:57 (Laughs)
11:59 Why are you speaking in English?
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21:10 Actually, he has two shops. He wants you
21:12 to actually integrate those shops in your business.
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21:16 Actually, he has two shops. He wants to integrate.
21:19 Integrate in business is the...
21:22 I know about the two shops that you're...
21:24 You know about it? They're right in front of the railway station.
21:27 Research. Check my investor's research.
21:29 (Laughs)
21:31 But this proposal is wrong.
21:32 It's okay that Mr. Salim has a little money
21:35 but $50,000 is a huge amount.
21:38 He doesn't have that.
21:39 It's good. We'll invest some money in Pakistan.
21:41 People will get jobs. Our system will work.
21:44 People will get jobs.
21:45 If he's bringing $6 million,
21:46 then you have a right to $50,000.
21:48 Sir, I have a right. And Mr. Gogar,
21:50 I have a good proposal for him too.
21:51 Give him. He's the one who sells his own land in Lakhanapay.
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21:55 I've already invested $10 million in Europe.
21:58 What did she say?
21:59 She's saying that instead of dancing everywhere,
22:03 you should do a business.
22:05 That's what she's saying.
22:06 She's not saying anything about dancing.
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22:09 This guy was invited to one of the functions in China
22:12 and he had this pose in his foot.
22:14 -Yes. -And he was constantly going like,
22:16 "We're Gujarat."
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22:19 I understand now.
22:20 He's a newscaster of a closed channel.
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22:24 Sir, I have a brilliant idea for you too.
22:26 -What? -I don't want to buy you. I have money.
22:28 Mr. Arun, the problem is that they've never done a business of Rs. 2.
22:31 You're a businessman. You invest.
22:33 Sir, 90% of the investment will be ours.
22:35 Only 10% will be yours. Profit 50-50.
22:37 Let's do this. First, tell me which industry you're in.
22:40 -Metal. -Let's do one thing.
22:41 -I'll invest the money. -Okay, sir.
22:43 And I'll take 80% shares.
22:45 -Take it. -How many shares is he talking about?
22:48 -20%. -20? Oh, that's okay.
22:50 -Oh! -Why are you lying?
22:52 Sir, in Scotland, 80 is 20.
22:54 You're weird.
22:55 And because I'm not getting the investment from anyone else.
22:57 I'm getting it from myself. Otherwise, if I had to get an investor
22:59 I'll take the commission for getting an investor.
23:02 -Okay. -Okay?
23:03 Okay. Done.
23:04 And also, since I'll be using the infrastructure here
23:08 -I'll be the administrator. -Okay.
23:10 -I'll take the CEO's salary. -Okay.
23:13 Then we'll sit outside the factory.
23:14 (Laughs)
23:16 Ma'am, we have an investment plan for you too.
23:18 -What is it? -We'll give you 10 crores.
23:21 I heard about this girl that she fell off from a crane.
23:24 -Yes. -And then she nearly died.
23:26 -Yes. -So, how is she alive then?
23:28 No, no, no. She didn't die.
23:29 -Oh! -She was fine.
23:30 -She fell from a crane. -What?
23:32 And she got down, took off her clothes and said, "What's the matter?"
23:35 (Laughs)
23:37 Someone said, "Scotland?"
23:38 She said, "Yes, it's this side."
23:40 (Laughs)
23:41 But what will I get out of this business?
23:43 You'll get the rent from it.
23:46 -We're giving you 80% profit. -Oh!
23:49 Mr. Chaudhary Sarwar is from Scotland.
23:51 -Yes. -Who brought him here?
23:53 Who brought him here?
23:54 (Laughs)
23:55 -What? -You brought Mr. Chaudhary Sarwar here?
23:57 He's saying, "Can you sponsor him an England visa?"
24:01 England visa? I can sponsor him a spousal visa if he's interested.
24:05 (Laughs)
24:06 He's saying, "Not just you, we'll sponsor your wife and kids too."
24:09 (Laughs)
24:10 I request you, I don't want a visa from there.
24:12 I see people from Pakistan trying to leave.
24:15 Because I'm from Chakwal, so in the village, they say
24:18 that you should reach there in the happiness of your friend.
24:20 -You should reach there in grief. -Yes.
24:22 So, we used to go out of Pakistan.
24:24 And I'm shocked every year.
24:26 I used to go every year.
24:28 But this year, the situation is like that of Pakistan.
24:31 Now, I've decided not to go there.
24:35 Because this is the time when I'll be with Pakistan.
24:38 (Applause)
24:41 Tell us the truth, that you've run out of money.
24:43 (Laughs)
24:44 -Mr. Kaleem. -Why were all these people clapping for you?
24:47 Are you famous?
24:48 Well, I think so.
24:50 But I'm not sure about it.
24:52 Do you know me?
24:52 I stalked you on Instagram.
24:55 I stopped you on Instagram.
24:57 -I stalked you on Instagram. -Okay.
24:58 (Laughs)
25:00 Sir, these are non-serious people.
25:01 Mr. Kaleem, I think you're a very nice person.
25:03 -Who? -Right now, I'm transferring you
25:05 5 million dollars as a turban.
25:07 5 million dollars?
25:09 You're transferring 5 million dollars to Mr. Kaleem?
25:10 -Tell me your account number, sir. -Great Bank.
25:12 Great Bank. Tell me your account number.
25:14 -I'll tell you. -Tell me the end four.
25:15 -Yes, tell me. -4350.
25:17 4350.
25:18 Sir, what's your PIN?
25:20 -What? -PIN code.
25:21 Sir, I'm transferring 5 million dollars.
25:23 I can't transfer it without a PIN.
25:24 He's asking for a PIN. I said, "I don't know.
25:26 I don't have anyone in my family with a PIN."
25:27 (Laughs)
25:28 Mr. Kaleem, don't give him a PIN.
25:30 -Don't give it to anyone. -No, no.
25:31 -He's sitting in the front row. -Sir, 5 million.
25:33 -Yes, sir. -It's possible to do business with someone.
25:35 Sir, this thing. I knew right away that he's a nice person.
25:38 -1615. -1615.
25:40 -He's a nice guy. -Sir, absolutely right.
25:42 -It'll be a scam. -I've initiated this transaction.
25:44 It'll be in your account in 15 minutes.
25:46 -Yes. -In fact, we're your big fans.
25:49 And we've brought gifts for you from Scotland.
25:52 -What have you brought from Scotland? -Sir, laptops, headphones.
25:55 -Really? -These things have nothing to do with Scotland.
25:58 Sir, there's so much money there.
26:00 Okay, you tell me. Where do you live in Scotland?
26:02 He's asking where you live in Scotland.
26:03 -Wherever Chauri Sarwar has gone. -In Glasgow.
26:07 -In Glasgow. Do you live there? -What?
26:09 What?
26:10 (Speaks in Urdu)
26:11 (Laughs)
26:13 (Speaks in Urdu)
26:17 Yes, he was a member of the parliament.
26:19 -Parliament. -Do you know him?
26:21 Yes, I work in his shop.
26:24 You work at Chaudhary Sarwar's shop?
26:26 Yes, I went to do a drama.
26:27 He got me there.
26:29 (Laughs)
26:30 -Did you transfer us the money? -Yes.
26:33 -Money will be transferred in a few minutes. -Okay.
26:35 -Ma'am. -Where are the things you brought for us?
26:37 Sir, they're in the car. We'll go and get them in a minute.
26:40 You guys don't have to go anywhere.
26:41 You guys have gone. We have gifts for you.
26:43 Let's go and get the car.
26:47 -Is the work done? -Yes.
26:49 -Sir. -What?
26:50 -I said, 'Investment done'. I said, 'Done'. -Okay.
26:53 -Come. -Okay.
26:54 Hurry up.
26:55 He's sitting in the car. He didn't say hurry up.
26:58 -Why is he in a hurry? -He must have learnt it.
27:00 -He's returning the rickshaw. -He says a few lines.
27:03 -Yes. -I saw on the internet.
27:05 -Yes. -He's a black Englishman.
27:07 -Yes. -But he sings all the songs in Punjabi.
27:09 "Look, I'm a black Englishman."
27:11 Salim, check if the money has come in the account.
27:15 -Check the money. -I think there's something wrong.
27:19 -All my money is missing. -Oh!
27:22 -Oh, my God! -No.
27:24 -He doesn't do it. -He has deducted Rs. 37 from you.
27:27 Ladies and gentlemen, there's a small break.
27:33 We'll meet again after the break.
27:35 I used to go to buy groceries for Rs. 20,000-25,000.
27:38 Now, I have to pay more than Rs. 50,000.
27:40 You're still paying less. I have a grocery of Rs. 100,000.
27:43 I don't want to buy from you. I want to buy from you.
27:45 You're saying a lot, Salim. You're a big shot.
27:49 Welcome back, viewers.
27:57 We're getting good news about Pakistan.
28:00 Sir, what good news?
28:02 Sugar has become expensive. Flour is expensive.
28:04 People are starving.
28:06 -Petrol is expensive. -We're getting good news.
28:08 Mr. Haroon, neither our situation nor our news are changing.
28:11 -How? -Every day, Mr. Haroon thinks
28:13 that there's a rise in the price of petroleum.
28:16 -Yes, that's what he says. -Chicken prices have gone up.
28:19 Dollar has gone up.
28:21 -What should we do? -Anyone in Pakistan can tell us
28:25 if there's anything that hasn't gone up.
28:27 Sir, these young people haven't read the good news.
28:30 I read in the last few days that there's a shortage of flour.
28:32 If you eat less carbs, we'll be healthy as a nation.
28:36 When so many things have gone up,
28:38 how can we afford such expensive wigs?
28:41 I don't understand this, Irza.
28:43 Let me make a comparison.
28:46 It's a gift.
28:47 -These hair? -Yes.
28:50 -Is this a gift? -Yes.
28:51 I got them cut. I gave them to her.
28:53 If you want to know which brand these wigs are from,
28:57 go to their Instagram. There must be a video.
29:00 Okay, look, Irza.
29:04 These are gifts. No one will give them to you.
29:07 Mr. Arun, you're only saying that petrol prices have gone up,
29:11 electricity bills have gone up, and inflation has gone up.
29:13 Someone should talk about cosmetics.
29:16 Cosmetics are the most expensive.
29:17 Yes, she thinks that too.
29:19 Why are you worried?
29:22 The rates are the same as on Sunday.
29:24 I like that petrol pumps have become a new one-dollar shop.
29:29 -Yes. -It's true.
29:32 One liter for one dollar.
29:33 When Irza goes home, she'll have one hand like this.
29:36 -Why? -Because she's been doing this all day.
29:39 You know, the reason is that I don't have the habit of having long hair.
29:43 -I see. -I'm always conscious that it won't get ruined.
29:47 The one who gave you the gift, she has a hand like this.
29:50 I used to go to buy groceries for Rs. 20,000-25,000.
29:55 Now, the prices have gone up by Rs. 50,000.
29:57 They're still getting cheaper. I have groceries for Rs. 100,000.
30:00 I don't want to buy from you. You can buy from the market.
30:03 You're saying a lot of things, Salim.
30:05 I have groceries for Rs. 50,000.
30:06 I said that there's good news about Pakistan.
30:13 -Really? -I said that because
30:15 the Chief of Army Staff gathered the business community in Karachi and Lahore.
30:21 They gave the good news that Pakistan has received a commitment of 100 billion dollars.
30:26 -Masha Allah. -With that, our agricultural and other industries
30:31 will get investments and it will bring a lot of benefits to the economy in Pakistan.
30:37 -Masha Allah. -What's the good news?
30:39 The good news is that when you go to the sea
30:42 and touch the ground,
30:45 there's only one way left.
30:48 The way up.
30:49 -You have to go back up. -Absolutely.
30:52 So, because we touched the ground,
30:55 we went very close to the default.
30:58 -We shaved our head close to the default. -Exactly.
31:01 Thank God, sometimes God makes us nervous.
31:04 -That's true. -When you drive a car,
31:06 you see an incident or make a mistake,
31:10 God makes you nervous.
31:12 So, you should drive carefully on the rest of the journey.
31:16 The way our country was running,
31:18 we were nervous by God.
31:21 Thank God, we didn't get a halt.
31:24 Just like Sri Lanka defaulted,
31:26 did they return to the position they were in before?
31:29 They couldn't return because of the default.
31:32 But they will return.
31:33 Countries default.
31:35 Our process won't be that quick. It will take time.
31:38 -It will take commitment more than time. -Absolutely.
31:41 When they said that you should come to Pakistan with billions of dollars,
31:47 they were right.
31:49 There are problems of the Red Feeta.
31:51 There are problems that the institutions are disturbing.
31:55 -Absolutely. -So, what will we do with that investment?
31:59 How will we manage it?
32:00 We have made a council in the name of SIFC.
32:03 That council will look at all the foreign investments.
32:07 It will ensure that they don't face any problem
32:10 while investing in Pakistan.
32:12 So, good news. We will get money from Pakistan.
32:14 Are you happy that we are getting 100 billion?
32:17 Are you giving 100 billion or will you divide it?
32:20 I will give 100 billion.
32:23 Mr. Arun, 100 billion will be enough.
32:28 Oh, my God!
32:30 100 billion is too much.
32:32 -What is this, Mr. Arun? -You are a great man.
32:35 Let me tell you something interesting.
32:37 When it comes to reading Puri, it is said that
32:40 you should be attached to your culture.
32:41 When I talk about culture, I mean your attire,
32:45 your food, your house,
32:47 -these things. -Yes.
32:49 Why do we say that? The reason is
32:51 if you are attached to your culture,
32:54 -no one can rob you. -Very good.
32:57 Why can't anyone rob you?
32:59 -If you live in your culture, -Yes.
33:02 -you will wear a Shalwar Kameez. -That's right.
33:05 If you live in your culture,
33:07 -you should see in your old culture -Yes.
33:09 that you can afford all the things that were in your culture.
33:14 You can't afford all the things that are not in your culture.
33:17 -For example, pizza. -Fast food.
33:19 -For example, burgers. -Yes.
33:21 Those people who rob you,
33:23 you wake up in the morning and take a shampoo start.
33:26 You start with a shampoo.
33:28 All your money is going out.
33:29 Why do you want to get a massage?
33:32 Shahrukh, there are countries that have gone far away from their culture.
33:36 But they have still made a lot of progress.
33:38 For example, South Korea is in front of you.
33:40 They have gone so far from their culture.
33:42 The culture of South Korea
33:44 is spreading all over the world.
33:47 The culture that you are talking about,
33:49 they left it when they had already earned.
33:52 -Yes. -When they had already come up.
33:54 If you go to Malaysia,
33:56 a lot of people are still connected to that culture.
33:58 When they earn so much that they will reach the level of Singapore,
34:01 -they leave their culture. -And this is not our culture
34:04 that the skin of a man should glow so much.
34:06 Why are you getting treatment done?
34:08 Why are you getting treatment done?
34:09 -You are asking. -Why are you getting it done?
34:12 Why does your skin glow so much?
34:14 -You said it yourself that... -Since men have come in this field,
34:17 cosmetics have become expensive.
34:19 Okay, it's time for music.
34:22 You call the doctor. It's time for Laya.
34:24 Laya, fill this thing.
34:25 -Come out. -This is not the thing.
34:27 Okay, come in. Let him come out.
34:29 Didn't you see that he used a little more and it started to become flat?
34:36 Viewers, this was today's show.
34:41 Inshallah, we will meet you in the next show.
34:42 Take care of yourself.
34:44 Goodbye.
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