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00:00Guerrilla, guerrilla, guerrilla for sale. I am a guerrilla and I am for sale.
00:06Step right up, folks. This may be your only chance to own your own guerrilla.
00:10Well, that should do it for today. Frankly, these guerrilla sales leave me cold.
00:15I'm going inside and get warmed up.
00:18Magilla, how many times do I have to tell you, no cycling in this shop. I just waxed the floor.
00:24Now he doubts me. Oh, oh, oh.
00:28Magilla, stop.
00:33Sorry, sir. I couldn't stop.
00:37Magilla, that is the last straw. There isn't enough room for both of us in this store.
00:44Hello, city zoo. How would you like to have a guerrilla?
00:49Free? That's right, a guerrilla.
00:52Good, I'll bring him right over.
00:54You were talking about little old me, sir?
00:57Right, Magilla. It'll be better for little old both of us. Come on, I'll drive you there.
01:04Oh, you'll like it at the zoo, Magilla. You'll make new friends.
01:08People will admire you from a distance, of course.
01:11Magilla, what are you doing?
01:13Just viewing the sight.
01:15Well, get your head back inside. You want to cause an accident? And close the sunroof.
01:20Yes, sir.
01:22Help!
01:23Quick, slide the roof back. Slide the roof back.
01:30Pardon me, sir. Are you in charge of the zoo?
01:33Ah, yes, I am.
01:34Well, take charge of this guerrilla. He's all yours.
01:39Up, two, three, four. Up, two, three, four. Remember, Magilla, this is a maximum security zoo.
01:44Is that like social security?
01:46Well, yes, but without the social bed. Just lots of security.
01:51Child time is 1,700 hours and there will be no talking after lights out.
01:56Here's the zoo rule book. Read it.
01:58Shall do, sir.
01:59And remember, we live by the book around here.
02:02Look at this. Rule 6-9-7-7-2. Regular bathing of animals is mandatory.
02:08I'll just go wash up right away. After all, a clean Magilla is a happy Magilla.
02:14And while I'm out, I'll take a look around.
02:18You say you saw a gorilla buying some cotton candy?
02:22Hello? A gorilla feeding the elephants?
02:25Now, what is this, a gag?
02:27Boy, there's been a real rush of crank calls today.
02:31Yes? A what?
02:33A gorilla. I'm looking at him right now. There's a big gorilla taking a bath in the fountain.
02:38Very funny. And do you see any fish sunbathing?
02:41I'm wise to these cranks.
02:43Next, someone will call up and ask for Mr. Fox.
02:46Hello there, sir. Nothing like an after show snack.
02:49Magilla! What are you doing raiding my refrigerator?
02:53Merely observing rule 4-9-5 in the book, sir.
02:56An animal's normal eating habits shall not be disturbed.
02:59What is he, a gorilla or a lawyer?
03:03I told Magilla we live by the rules around here, but he's going too far.
03:09Hello? A football game? Elephants, hippos and a gorilla?
03:13Magilla again!
03:17I got it! I wonder if the Chicago Bears can use the gorilla.
03:26Touchdown! Right for Magilla!
03:29All right, you animals. Back to your cages.
03:31Aw, gee, just when I was catching on to the T-formation.
03:35And as for you, Magilla, you better start explaining.
03:38Rule 2-2-4, sir. Physical exercise is to be encouraged.
03:42It's in the book, sir. Therefore, it's the law.
03:45Well, I got a law for you. It's called survival of the fittest.
03:48And if you don't get back in your cage, I'm gonna throw a fit. Now get!
03:52Yes, sir. At once, sir.
03:55Oh, to think this used to be such a quiet zoo.
03:59Now what is that Magilla up to?
04:05Oh, no! He's turning this zoo into a regular playground.
04:10All aboard for Magilla Mainline!
04:14Magilla, halt that train right in its tracks.
04:17I don't know how, sir. The regular engineer is out to lunch.
04:20Watch out! You're off the tracks!
04:22What could happen? It's only a kiddie ride.
04:25Uh-uh. They're going right out the front gate.
04:27Magilla, you're a riot.
04:29Yeah, we haven't had such fun since Jungle Days.
04:33Hold it! Parade coming through!
04:36Hey, officer! Nice day, isn't it?
04:38A gorilla with a train full of animals?
04:40I can understand a couple of dogs on a leash here and there.
04:43But these animal lovers have gone too far.
04:48Stop this train at once!
04:50What did you say, officer?
04:51I said stop this train at...
04:55You'll all wind up behind bars for this!
04:58Like we've been living at the Taj Mahal.
05:02Now that's right, Mr. Peebles. I'm sending Magilla back to you.
05:05And if you don't take him, I'll sue you for everything you've got.
05:08All right, all right. Send him back. I knew it couldn't last.
05:14Please, Magilla, now that you're back,
05:16try to hold everything down to a wild party, will you?
05:19Of course, sir. I'll be as quiet as a mouse.
05:22Good night, Magilla. I'm going to bed.
05:24Good night, Mr. Peebles.
05:26Magilla, what's all that racket?
05:28I asked some of the boys from the zoo to drop over. I was lonely.
05:31Oh, what's the use? I give up.
05:33Okay, fellas. On with the hoot, nanny.
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08:27Hey, look over my ears.
08:31Meow!
08:36Someone ought to have this old town condemned.
08:40What's the paint spray gun for, Mr. Ricochet?
08:44I reckon that ghost will catch a lot easier if we can just see him.
08:49Here he comes. I'll just give him a blast of paint.
08:53All right, ghost. You're covered. You might as well give yourself up.
08:58Still defying my authority, eh?
09:01It's no use, ghost. I'm the fastest sheriff in the West.
09:08Of course, I'm not much at going through walls.
09:13These old buildings are a real hazard.
09:17You got it straight, droop?
09:19Yes, sir. When you chase that ghost by here, I'll let him have it with this mallet.
09:24Right. Now duck down.
09:29Come on, ghost. You better give in. Us ricochets never quit.
09:35Get him, droop.
09:37Right, Mr. Ricochet.
09:42Oops. Sorry, sheriff.
09:44Sorry, sheriff.
09:51I'm just gonna have a showdown shoot it up with him, droop. Stand back.
09:58Okay, ghost. Draw.
10:09Just my luck. A bullet what is scared of ghosts.
10:14Maybe I can rope that spooky spirit and bring him in.
10:23Now if I can only stop.
10:27Sometimes I'm just too fast for my own good.
10:45Well, there's always one way to stop.
10:48The old parachute bullet.
10:54Now you'll have to deal with me and I'm bringing you in, spooky.
11:00Darn old gun.
11:06Hey, watch it with that rock.
11:15I'll never get to be a real sheriff at this rate.
11:24Does this mean we're chickening out, Mr. Ricochet?
11:27Nope. This is just a clever maneuver to keep from getting shot until I can think of something.
11:35I sure wish my old great granddaddy Ricochet Rabbit was here to help out.
11:39Hold on there, great grandson Ricochet.
11:43I'm a coming.
11:45Listen, droop. It's him. Great granddaddy Ricochet's ghost.
11:48Yippee!
11:50I'll handle that ghost town gush, varmint. He's in my territory.
11:56He can't escape, great granddaddy.
12:00Ricochet Rabbit.
12:10With us, Ricochets, no bad man stands a ghost of a chance.
12:24What is that? A flyspeck zooming out of space?
12:27A rocket? A meteorite? Somebody took the wrong turn off the freeway?
12:32It is I, super-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper.
12:37I, super-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-cat, protector of the small fry and the avenger of wrongdoers.
12:44As they can.
12:45Help! Help! Help!
12:47Hark! Sounds like some small fry needs protection.
12:51Ah, yes. There he is. Down yonder.
12:55Help, somebody! Help!
13:00Fear not, small fry. Super-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-cat is on his way.
13:08Oh, no. Not super-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-cat.
13:14Ain't that your wrongdoer? Ain't that?
13:16Ah, the boy is super-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-cat. Give that old cat a right and a left cross and a uppercut. Stomp on him, boy.
13:22Just a chicken-plucking minute, Thar Mushmouse.
13:26Get your ornery carcass out of here.
13:31That's no fitting TV program for your beady little eyes to be seeing.
13:36You might get some wrong ideas.
13:39If any small fry needed super-duper-duper-duper-duper-cat's assistance, it is I.
13:44Hey, that gives me an idea.
13:47What's he mumbling about in there?
13:50Guess I'll have to use my eavesdropping equipment.
13:53I'm the sneaky type, you know.
13:55Ah, that's better.
13:57I will just set me down and right to super-duper-duper-duper-duper-cat.
14:02Dear super-duper-duper-duper-cat, I is writing you to inform you I is a small fry which is in dire need of your assistance.
14:11So, Mushmouse needs assistance.
14:14Well, I reckon it's my duty as a feuding friend to assist him.
14:20Woo-wee! What an exit that was.
14:25Sorry, Nelly, but I'd needs your blanket.
14:29Super-duper-duper-duper-duper-cat comes out of the sky to help us small fry.
14:35It is I, super-duper-duper-duper-duper-cat.
14:39Boy, is you fast. I didn't even mail the letter yet.
14:43Yeah, well, I just mentally figured you needed me.
14:47What's your trouble, small fry?
14:49Well, I is constantly being whumped on by this mean, ornery, no good, wrong-doer type pumpkin puss.
14:55Tisca-tisca, you don't say.
14:57Well, I'll tell you what I'm-a gonna do.
14:59First, I'm-a gonna take this yard room and whump the tar outta you, you little snitcher.
15:07Hey, I thought you protected small fries.
15:10I is a cat and I hates mice.
15:14You sure can't trust cats. Not even super-duper-duper-etc. cats.
15:20I is gonna give you a super-duper-etc. whumpin'.
15:24Hey, what's that? A fly-speck in the sky? A rocket? A meteorite?
15:29It is I, super-duper-duper-etc. cat.
15:32Protector of small fry and avenger of wrong-doers.
15:36Yeah, I know, you got a swell act there.
15:38But I got some mouse-chasing to do.
15:40Being a cat yourself, you understand, don't you?
15:42You don't understand.
15:47Hey, what kind of cat are you?
15:49I'm a super-duper-duper-etc. cat. That's what kind I am.
15:54I would lead up with one of that kind.
15:56I am the protector of small fry and avenger of wrong-doers.
16:03And I hate super-duper-etc. impersonators.
16:06You want a lawsuit on your hands? Take that.
16:11And you better mend your ways or super-duper-etc. shall return.
16:19I reckon he did a super-duper job on you, eh, pumpkin-pup?
16:24Super-duper-slooper-cat-fooey.
16:26Just some hokey publicity-hungry TV actor
16:29who yo has involved in our own little private-type feud,
16:33which is beginnin' again as of now.
16:37Now admit it, Mushmouse, isn't this fun?
16:40Nope. Help! Help!
16:44Now I gotcha.
16:46Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
16:48Ah-ha! Up the flue, huh?
16:54Come back here, you little varmint!
16:56Still chasing mice, eh?
16:58No. I'm the new chimney-sweeper.
17:01Sure, sure.
17:04But you're too big for such a little chimblee.
17:08There. That's better.
17:11Hey! That's all right.
17:13No need to thank me and to celebrate your new job.
17:16Let's have some fireworks!
17:24And now for the net results.
17:28Whoops! What a pity!
17:30Much obliged to you, Mr. Super-duper-etc-cat,
17:33for protectin' me from old pumpkin-puss.
17:35I'm only too happy to help you, small fry friend.
17:39Telegram for Super-duper-etc-cat.
17:41Telegram for Super-duper-etc-cat.
17:43Here, boy.
17:46Thank you.
17:48Dear Super-duper-etc-cat,
17:50come to Hollywood immediately
17:52to sign five-year contract to do movies.
17:55Wow! Hollywood, here I come!
17:59But who is gonna protect us, small fries?
18:02If you have any trouble, write me,
18:05and I'll see what I can do.
18:07Yes, but I...
18:08What's that flyspeck standin' behind you?
18:11Is it a meteorite? Is it a rocket?
18:14No, it is I, Pumpkin-puss,
18:16and I is gonna whomp you good with this your broom.
18:20All any old cat is to me
18:22is one big Super-duper-duper-duper-duper headache.

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