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00:00Thank you. Next, thank you. Step right up. This is a big pet sale. All pets must go. Thank you.
00:09Gosh, now I have my very own anaconda.
00:12Good day, sir.
00:14Wow, what a day. Found a good home for almost all the pets. All except Magilla Gorilla, of course.
00:22Uh-oh, now what?
00:25Magilla, what are you doing?
00:27Hi, Mr. Bebo. I gotta keep a trim on the old trampoline.
00:33Now cease here, Magilla. This is a pet shop, not the Olympic Stadium. Come down this instant.
00:40Magilla, will you get off my back?
00:44If I don't get bought soon, I'm going to develop a real guilt complex. I'm rejected by society.
00:50Hello. My, what an intelligent and cuddly looking gorilla.
00:56You are a very astute observer of gorilla nature, little girl.
01:00Oh, mister.
01:01Huh? Who?
01:03How much is that gorilla in the window?
01:06Well, how much do you have?
01:09Oh, gee. All I have is a penny.
01:12That's the best offer I've had all day. He's yours, miss, uh, mister.
01:17My name's O.G., because I'm always saying O.G.
01:21O.G., my very own cuddly gorilla.
01:27Goodbye, sir. And a river dirty.
01:30Everything's perfect. No, Magilla.
01:39You go in the side window and hide, and I'll break the news gently to my mommy and daddy.
01:46She might break me before she breaks the news.
01:49Hello? Anybody home?
01:52Uh-oh. That must be O.G.'s daddy.
01:54Oh, man. What a day. I'm beat.
01:57I'd better duck into a closet.
02:00Nothing like coming home to a quiet house and relaxing after a long day's grind.
02:05You know, for a minute I thought I saw a gorilla!
02:10The same dead size, too.
02:12What the hell? Marion, save me! There's a gorilla in the closet with the same head size, too!
02:18Just my luck. He's a high strung type.
02:21I saw a huge gorilla with fangs in the closet!
02:24Oh, really, John. See? Nothing at all but clothes.
02:28It's just a figment of your imagination. Now just relax, dear, and get ready for dinner.
02:33You believe your dad, don't you, O.G.? I saw a gorilla!
02:37I believe you, daddy. Can I tell you something?
02:41I've got to grab hold of myself.
02:43Marion's right. It was just a figment of my imagination.
02:49Wow, I've never seen my beard so thick.
02:55Gee, no cavity.
02:57You know, this gorilla bit is really getting to me.
03:00I'm even beginning to look like a homely gorilla.
03:03I resent that remark.
03:05No, it's him! The monster! Help! He's after me!
03:09It's in the bathroom! It's awful! Do something! We're being attacked!
03:12Poor dear. I hate to do this, but it's for his own good.
03:17He'll thank me for this later.
03:19May I talk to you about something, daddy dear?
03:23Not now, O.G. I'm busy cracking up.
03:25I've got to keep telling myself, there's no gorilla, there's no gorilla, there's no gorilla.
03:30Hot chocolate should relax you, sir.
03:33Oh, thanks. I could use it.
03:35I didn't know we had a butler.
03:37You don't, sir. Just thought I'd show you how nice it is to have a gorilla around the house.
03:41Help! Save me!
03:45Boy, he really hit the ceiling this time.
03:49It don't take much to excite your pop, little girl.
03:52Now's our chance to tell mommy. Come on.
03:57Mommy, can I have a gorilla of my very own?
04:01Really, O.G., you sound just like your father. What gorilla?
04:06This one. McGilla Gorilla.
04:08The pleasure is mine, ma'am.
04:10G-G-G-G-Gorilla!
04:12McGilla Gorilla at your service, sir.
04:14He's back again! Help! Run for your life!
04:18Boy, this guy's got a real hair-trigger panic button.
04:21Oh! It is a gorilla! Help! Call the police, John!
04:25Yes, dear!
04:27Help! Save us!
04:30Help! Help!
04:33O.G., I wonder if this means I can't keep him.
04:41This is the police. We've got the place surrounded. Tell the gorilla to come out with his hands up.
04:46I'm coming! I'm coming already!
04:49Help! Police!
04:51I surrender! I surrender! Save her before she clobbers me again!
04:56Help! Quick!
04:59Take me to people's pet shop and hurry, sir.
05:02There he goes.
05:04Goodbye, McGilla. Sorry I got you into trouble.
05:08You brought him here?
05:10Yeah. I just wanted him for a pet. He never hurt anyone.
05:18I'm sorry, O.G., it just wouldn't work out.
05:21I'll buy you a puppy instead. You can still visit McGilla whenever you want, huh?
05:26Come on, we'll go say goodbye to him.
05:28O.G.!
05:30Goodbye!
05:31Bye-bye!
05:32See ya! Goodbye!
05:34Bye, McGilla!
05:36Bye-bye!
05:37See ya, McGilla! Goodbye!
05:40How long is this gonna go on?
05:44Bye!
05:45So long!
05:46See ya!
05:47Bye!
05:48Bye!
05:49So long!
05:50See ya!
05:51Bye!
05:52Good night!
05:53Bye-bye!
05:54Bye!
05:55It's three in the morning!
05:57Bye!
05:58But she's so cute! Bye-bye!
06:00Bye!
06:01See ya!
06:02Bye!
06:03So long!
06:04Good night!
06:16Time for target practice, Deputy Drupalong.
06:19I'll demonstrate my sneak draw for you.
06:22Now just watch that target over yonder.
06:24Is that one on the wall, Mr. Ricochet?
06:27This is a bing, bing, bing, ricochet rabbit shot.
06:38Now it's your turn, Drup. Ready?
06:40Ready.
06:41Uh, let's see.
06:42First a draw.
06:44Then aims.
06:46And fires.
06:48Oh, darn. It happened again.
06:52Another dud.
06:56We'd better get to work before you get hurt.
06:58What's on our agenda today, Mr. Ricochet?
07:02Well, I'd sure like to bring in this one.
07:04Wanted.
07:05Dastardly Dalton.
07:06For suspicion of robbery,
07:08suspicion of assault,
07:09suspicion of battery,
07:11suspicion of suspicion,
07:12suspicion of battery,
07:13suspicion of suspicion,
07:14suspicion of battery,
07:15suspicion of suspicion.
07:16Sounds right suspicious, Mr. Ricochet.
07:19That's the trouble.
07:20It's all suspicion.
07:22No one could ever prove anything on it.
07:24Well, reckon we'd better get our chores done.
07:26The schoolmarm wants us to round up some truants.
07:29Judd Jessup,
07:30Henri Arnold,
07:31Jesse Jimmy,
07:32Troy Torn,
07:33and dastardly Dalton.
07:36Hey, Mr. Ricochet,
07:37we finally got something on him.
07:40And Sheriff bing, bing, bing, ricochet rabbit.
07:44Ricochet rabbit is the man, er, rabbit,
07:47to bring him in.
07:53That's right, picturesque.
07:55How does he do that?
07:58Yes, indeedy, Sheriff.
08:00Dastardly Dalton has been playing hooky for years.
08:03And it's your duty to bring in these school dropouts.
08:07Relax, ma'am.
08:08I'll bring him in.
08:09My name's not Sheriff bing, bing, bing.
08:12Ricochet rabbit.
08:15Oh, not again.
08:21Nothing to fear, ma'am.
08:23Just Mr. Ricochet's sonic boom.
08:28Oh, give me a home
08:30where us bad guys can roam
08:33and the Sheriff can't bug us all day.
08:36I'm taking you in, dastardly Dalton.
08:39What's the charge, Sheriff?
08:41I got you on a 6-2-4.
08:43Truant from school.
08:44Ha, ha, ha!
08:45I haven't been near school in years.
08:48That's what I mean.
08:49I hates to do this, but...
08:51It's no use, Dalton.
08:59Sometimes I'm so fast I make myself sick.
09:03He's holed up in them rocks, Mr. Ricochet.
09:07We're bringing you in, Dalton.
09:09Do you read me?
09:10Sharkins, you know I can't read, Sheriff.
09:13Ha, ha, ha!
09:14Sorry, but I'm gonna have to use force, Dalton.
09:19Ha, ha, ha!
09:20Sheriff, you done missed.
09:23That little old gun can't hurt nobody.
09:28I wonder where he buys his bullets.
09:32Let me try roping him in, Mr. Ricochet.
09:36Okay, droop. Shoot.
09:38There.
09:40I got him.
09:41Oops!
09:44Would you like to try something now, Mr. Ricochet?
09:49So long, Ricochet!
09:50Ha, ha, ha!
09:51This giant rubber band will zip me clean out of the county.
09:59All right, bastardly.
10:00You better come along peaceful-like.
10:02You're heading for three years in the old schoolhouse.
10:05Reach!
10:07Sorry, Sheriff, but I'm heading for the wide open spaces.
10:15Resisting arrest, eh?
10:17Now we got something on him.
10:19And I got something on me.
10:21Lumps!
10:22Oh, oh, oh!
10:25I got a present for you, Sheriff.
10:27A bullet with your name on it.
10:30To Bing, Bing, Bing!
10:32Ricochet Rabbit!
10:34Ha, ha, ha!
10:35So long, Sheriff!
10:36Ha, ha, ha!
10:39Uh-oh.
10:42There's nothing worse than an ignorant bullet.
10:46I'll duck into this old abandoned mine.
10:48He'll never find me here.
10:57Help!
10:59Now where's that balloon?
11:00I'm always prepared.
11:06Ha, ha, ha!
11:08I hates the needle, you dastardly.
11:10But it's part of my job.
11:14Going down.
11:20Looks like dastardly Doughton cracked up at last.
11:24Well, we'll just make a clean sweep of things and get you back to school, Mr. Doughton.
11:29Ha, ha, ha!
11:32Oh, thank you, Sheriff, for bringing dastardly to school.
11:37That's what we're here for, ma'am.
11:38It's all in a day's work.
11:40Well, so long.
11:41Goodbye, ma'am.
11:43Ah, just a minute, you two.
11:45According to my records, neither of you ever finished school either.
11:50Now, just get back at your desks before I keep you after school.
11:54Yes, ma'am.
11:55Gee, we probably forgot.
11:58Now, how much is two plus two, Sheriff?
12:02Uh, let's see, five, six.
12:04Fourteen, twelve.
12:06No, it's eleven.
12:08Eight, twenty.
12:10Sheesh, what a group.
12:12Gosh, I hope she doesn't keep me after school.
12:15I got rustlers to round up.
12:28How about calling this ridiculous feud off, pumpkinpuss?
12:32Now, ain't that just like a mushmouse,
12:35wanting to quit feuding when a pumpkinpuss is ahead.
12:39Besides, I need the target practice.
12:44Hold everything.
12:45What's this I'm reading?
12:47Dr. Gimmick will pay 98 cents apiece for a fight.
12:52I'm reading.
12:53Dr. Gimmick will pay 98 cents apiece for mouses for experimental use.
13:00Now, where do you reckon I can find me a 98 cents worth of mouse, mushmouse?
13:06Don't look at me.
13:08Right now, I feel like two cents.
13:12You're a-wasting your time, pumpkinpuss.
13:15After you get the 98 cents, it'll only go for taxes.
13:18And then, what'll you have?
13:20I won't have you around.
13:25Here we are.
13:26Hogwalla Research Institute.
13:29Well, here's your chance to do your little bit for science.
13:32Yeah, yeah. I guess every little bitsy countsies.
13:36My, my, what a nice little mousey.
13:39He's all yours, Doc, for 98 cents, that is.
13:43Here you are, pussycat.
13:4598 cents.
13:48He, he, he, he.
13:49Now, this won't hurt a bit, little mousey.
13:53It's just a little experiment to find out what the tenth doctor out of nine out of ten doctors recommends.
14:04Oh, for goodness sakes, it happens every time.
14:08How can I carry on my experiments if every mouse becomes invisible all the time?
14:14Invisible?
14:16Well, I'll be a bowlegged boll weevil if I ain't.
14:20Reckon I ought to report myself to the missing persons bureau.
14:25But I won't.
14:27Bet your old pumpkinpuss will be surprised to see me.
14:31Or not see me, that is.
14:35Let's look at it this way.
14:37With 98 cents, I'm a rich hillbilly pussycat.
14:46He, he, he, he.
14:48He, he, he, he.
14:52Can't place a face, but that hat looks familiar.
14:56Who be you?
14:57I be your guilty conscience, pumpkinpuss.
15:01Guilty conscience?
15:03I thought scary stuff like that only happened on them late TV shows.
15:08I must have a touch of the misery.
15:10I'll just brew me a cup of that brisk sassy-frass tea.
15:14That'll clear them bats out of my belfry.
15:17Come to think of it, I feel a mite unsteady on my pants, too.
15:22Yahoo!
15:26Hoo-wee! I'm sicker than I figured.
15:30Maybe I better just crawl the rest of the way.
15:34With this kind of ailment, there's no telling why the next pain might strike me.
15:41Yahoo!
15:45Judging by the symptoms, I must be afflicted with one of them peculiar type diseases.
15:52Rest is what I need, lots of rest.
15:56I'm just blown tuckered out from chasing that mushmouse all the time.
16:01Now that the little varmint's gone, I'll get back to being my old obnoxious self.
16:07Yahoo!
16:10If I didn't know it was the fever, I'd swear this your bed wasn't moving.
16:16Hoo-wee! I must be having one of them hallucinations.
16:21Yeah, that's it. I'll just pay no attention to it.
16:28Yep, typical hallucination.
16:30You always wind up back home safe in bed when it wears off.
16:35Nothing worse than waking up in the middle of a hallucination.
16:40Starve cold and feed a fever.
16:42That's another one of Granny Shark yours.
16:45So that's what I'm a-fixin' to do.
16:47Just a chicken pickin' minotaur.
16:50How'd you like to trade places with me and get a bird's-eye view of this operation?
16:56What's your druthers, light or dark meat?
16:59I kinda lean toward the neck myself.
17:02Yow!
17:04Reckon I didn't get that bird quite cooked enough.
17:11I couldn't feel worser if I'd have been drugged through a knothole.
17:21That takes it all back.
17:23I feel a lot worser now that I've been drugged through a knothole.
17:28An Einstein I ain't.
17:30A Pasteur I ain't.
17:32A mouse invisible maker.
17:34That's what I am.
17:35Phooey!
17:39I'm not even a mouse invisible maker.
17:42They don't stay invisible.
17:47And you promise never to womp up on Mushmouse no more?
17:51I promise, Mr. Conscience.
17:53I promise, Mr. Conscience.
17:55And you promise to come a-hightailin' whenever he wants you to fetch him some ripples?
18:00I promise.
18:01And you promise to always let your conscience be your guide?
18:05Yes, sir, Mr. Conscience, I...
18:08Gotcha, you double-crossin' little varmint!
18:12But you all promised to let your conscience be your guide, Pumpkin Poo.
18:16So I did, Mushmouse.
18:18But since you gave up the job, I just ain't got no conscience.
18:23Yee-haw!
18:26Coo-coo!