American Dragon Jake Long S02 E025
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00:00Non, vous avez la mauvaise numéro, sinon c'est fou. Vous savez ce qu'il faut faire !
00:05Fou, je ne peux pas croire que votre chien soit en patrouille... Encore !
00:11Il y a un riot d'eau qui se déplace, alors que je peux vraiment utiliser le repellent d'eau, ce que vous avez !
00:15Alors ne me laissez pas en retard !
00:18Fou, j'ai une mauvaise sensation...
00:20Regarde, le dragon est de retour !
00:22De retour ? Je pense que vous devez avoir un meilleur éclairage, parce que je l'ai !
00:25Tuez-le !
00:30Quand un dragon attaque des trolls, le dragon oublie quelque chose !
00:33Est-ce que ça ressemble à ce que j'ai ?
00:38Non !
00:39Non !
00:40Non !
00:41Non !
00:42Non !
00:43Non !
00:44Non !
00:46Non !
00:48Non !
00:50Non !
00:52Non !
00:59Non !
01:00Non !
01:03Non !
01:12Ne parlez pas de des Albert !
01:15D'ailleurs, je suis juste un débutant.
02:16Yo, I can not believe this.
02:18I flew through two miles of stink-infested sewer tunnels.
02:22Sorry, go on.
02:23Got covered in what I can only hope is mud.
02:26Ok, I'm good now. Keep yappin'.
02:27Had to climb out through a toilet in Grand Central Station.
02:31Not gonna make it.
02:34And you're telling me you blew me off for a car game?
02:38Hey!
02:40Ah, much better.
02:41Now, about this necklace the trolls gave you.
02:44It looks familiar. I will do some research on it.
02:47Some place with better ventilation.
02:51It's weird how smell affects taste.
02:54Like, I can't smell, so these grapes taste like...
02:59They're plastic. I see that now.
03:01Kid, you gotta understand, it's not just a card game.
03:03Magic is a business of relationships.
03:05Next time we need info pronto, I'll be looking to my card buddies for the tempo.
03:09Friends are supposed to have each other's backs.
03:11Lately, I'm getting the feeling the only back you have covered is your own.
03:14Jake, buddy, come on! When have I ever let you down?
03:19Ok, now. But before that, name one time.
03:21Let's see. There was a time with a giant.
03:26Don't worry, kid. I'll free you.
03:29Hello, lady.
03:32And the time at the skate park?
03:34Don't worry, kid. I got you.
03:36Hello?
03:37Why yes, I am interested in saving 25% on my car insurance.
03:40Does it matter that I don't have a car?
03:44And then there was a time when...
03:45Ok, I said one!
03:46How many times can I apologize for being me?
03:48I'm a dog, Jake! I act like a dog!
03:50Then how about acting like man's best friend for once?
03:53Well, then how about acting like...
03:54You're always giving me...
03:55Hey, shut up!
03:58What? I can't whistle.
04:00Ok, look. I don't know who told you guys that being best friends is a bad thing.
04:04Ok, look. I don't know who told you guys that being best friends is easy.
04:07But they were lying.
04:08I mean, take me and Spud.
04:09We've had our share of fights, but we squash them every time.
04:12Yeah, you sing it, sister girl.
04:15Wait, what fights?
04:17You know, like when I buried that gag nasty pink palm tree sweater.
04:20You bought me for my birthday.
04:21You buried that sweater?
04:22Well, you never told me that.
04:24Oh, right.
04:25Well, you know, I was gonna tell you.
04:27Then I realized it probably lead to some kind of fight, so I just let it go.
04:31You wanna forgive me now?
04:32Oh, I didn't buy that sweater.
04:34Nana and I joined the Nattery Niners and I made it.
04:36No, not it, them.
04:38Cause that's not a one-of-a-kind sweater.
04:39It's a two-of-a-kind friendship sweater.
04:41You made two of those nasty things?
04:43Well, how come I ain't never seen you wear yours?
04:45I've been waiting for you to wear yours so we could go twinsies.
04:50Well, it ain't looking good and you gonna have a long wait.
04:52I'm talking about Rumpelstiltskin long.
04:54Rumpelstiltskin?
04:55Yeah, Rumpelstiltskin.
04:56Look, kid. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I'm here now.
04:59Yeah, well...
05:01Come on, I missed a responsibility.
05:03Look at this, my Animal Guardian school yearbook.
05:06I was voted most responsible.
05:08Most reprehensible?
05:10Remember that wrong.
05:11Anywho, I'm telling you, Jake, you can count on me.
05:13Are you Dog, comma Foo?
05:15Yes, indeedy.
05:16You've been summoned to appear at the DMC, Department of Magical Creatures, ASAP.
05:26What do you mean my license expired? I didn't get one notice from the DMC.
05:29Didn't you get, like, twelve?
05:31Yeah, but that's not one.
05:33Dog, comma Foo, you are hereby suspended from all Magical Guardian duties effective immediately.
05:39Your renewal test is scheduled for Friday.
05:41But what about me? I gotta go four days without a Magical Guardian?
05:48The DMC has assigned Long, comma Jake, a temporary Animal Guardian for the duration of the probationary period.
05:56Sign here.
05:58Next!
05:59Bananas B?
06:07Bananas B is what me is namin', Animal Guardian's what I'm gamin',
06:10I'm tellin' you, Dog, yo, quit your yelpin', I'm a monkey, what's in to helpin'?
06:13Me's your fire mate, mate, yo, check it, you got yourself the first hip-hop helper Animal Monkey Guardian, yo.
06:21You have got to be kidding me.
06:28Don't worry, I'll study for the test on Friday and this grub picker will be out of your hair for good.
06:32Yo, yo, no disrespect, but once you've gone monkey, everything else be seemin' funky.
06:36What's that supposed to mean?
06:37Yo, you just wanna throw down and settle this now?
06:39Oh yeah, monkey boy, bring it on.
06:48Great dancing, oh, it's pathetic.
06:50It's like the whoops of wimp, eh?
06:54Go ahead, do it!
06:58Yeah! Oh, my sciatica!
07:02Step off, mess with me, I'll vote you under the table.
07:06Yeah, thanks a lot, Foo.
07:08Cheek, the necklace the sewer trolls gave you, I knew I'd seen it before.
07:12Hand it over, old-timer, me's take a look.
07:14Hi-ya, what is the meaning...
07:16Foo Dog, did you allow your license to expire, again?
07:23Don't play me the chump, chimp.
07:25Well, does anything in this picture bother you?
07:28You want me to pick just one?
07:30Whoa, the queen of cruel is wearing the jewel.
07:33Yeah, how about you let the rest of us in on your little aha moment?
07:37You guys remember Chang?
07:38Was good, turned evil, plotted with a dark dragon to rise up against humans,
07:41so magical creatures could rule the earth?
07:43Oh, that old story.
07:44You know, the one where the woman betrays your friendship
07:46and unravels your pink Bahamas sunset sweater with her lies?
07:49Yeah, I know it. I know it well.
07:52Well, if Chang's necklace is in New York, she is in New York.
07:55And if she's here, none of us are safe.
07:58But isn't she doing hard time in the magical slammer?
08:00Yo, yo, we best be taking a little look-see at the lock-up, then.
08:03We? As in you?
08:05Thanks, but I think Foo and I can handle it.
08:07Actually, kid, if the DMC catches me working without a license, I'm banned for life.
08:11Sorry, but you're gonna have to do this one without me.
08:19Uh, Gramps, this is Ellis Island.
08:21In one dimension, yes?
08:29Wow!
08:31There she is, just like I told you.
08:33Hasn't eaten or spoken in ten days.
08:35Chang, that is all I need to know.
08:38Hmm, yo, yo, check it.
08:40Chang speak no evil, Chang eat no evil, Chang be no evil?
08:46Open your eyes, maybe you can see.
08:48All we got here is doppelganger cheat.
08:51That was her cheat doppelganger! Chang has escaped!
08:54I must go report the news to the Dragon Council.
08:57Surely Chang is assembling an army to resume her quest for power over creatures both magical and human.
09:02So, what should we do, kid? A little research? Some surveillance?
09:06That sounds like Animal Guardian talk, yo.
09:08Which is a big no-no for an unlicensed bloke like yousies.
09:13Hey, back off, Foo.
09:14We never would have figured out Chang escaped if it weren't for bananas.
09:17Yeah, right. Seriously?
09:20And check it, on the way back, he offered to do my homework and clean my room.
09:24How bangers, me's a helper monkey. It's what me's do.
09:27So don't flinch your license thing.
09:29Sure, bananas has its quirks, but maybe having him around isn't gonna be so bad after all.
09:40Yo, yousie, what next to credit and algebra?
09:43Algebra.
09:44Algebra.
09:46Algebra, funny.
09:48You know, Jake also be a little hungry.
09:52Yo, yo, I'm all over it.
09:54I'll whip you up a little kibble nachos.
10:09It's not assembled. Hey, not assembled!
10:14No!
10:16Here you go.
10:22Thanks, B.
10:25No way, level 76? I've only been there once.
10:28Got dissected by a zombie doctor.
10:30Oh no, me check the memory card.
10:32Yo, so me worked up to level 76, so yous can play 77.
10:36Whoa, that's like the coolest thing anyone's ever done for me.
10:40I would have done that for you.
10:41You don't play video games.
10:42Bangers, level 77.
10:44No way!
10:47No! Foo, don't!
10:49I can take you higher!
10:50What's that sound? Is it good? Did I win something?
10:53Oh wow, I'm being torn apart by zombie burrows.
10:56Jeez, these things are violent.
10:58Yo, yo, me can walk you to school, can't me?
11:00Yeah, cool. Yous totally can.
11:02Jake, I hate to ask, but my license renewal exam is an animal guardian, gardi, field test.
11:11See?
11:13So I kinda need you to be there, right? I can count on you, right Jake?
11:16Huh? Oh yeah, sure.
11:18Great. DMC, 4 o'clock. I'll see you there.
11:22I'm telling you, Trix, Bananas has gone from bogus to bonus.
11:26He did my homework, got me up to level 77,
11:29and searched the web for the 10 best bridesmaids catching bouquet wipeout videos.
11:33He's awesome!
11:34I don't mean to crash your hard drive, but what about Foo?
11:37Oh, Foo. Yeah.
11:39Well, with Foo, I always feel like I'm pulling all the weight in our friendship and our partnership.
11:44But with Bananas, it's different.
11:46It's like I can actually count on him to be there for me and help me out no matter...
11:49What's this? Jake Long has brought an animal to school?
11:52Whoa, wait! You can't punish me. I'm not even in school yet.
11:56Oh, hello, sweet little monkey.
11:59Oh, he reminds me of Mr. Richesnot, who was a street performer on the corner I lived as a child.
12:04Oh, he was my only friend.
12:07A monkey was your only friend?
12:09Oh, it's true. He had mites and he was a common pickpocket,
12:12but what are a few Deutschmarks between friends?
12:15Come, little monkey man, come to my classroom.
12:19See? Bonus!
12:21I am the sweater. You bury it, you bury me.
12:25Oh, but Fud, how was I supposed to know the sweater represented our whole friendship?
12:29Read the tag.
12:32This sweater represents our whole friendship.
12:37Goodbye, sweet monkey friend.
12:39Where's my wallet?
12:42Oh, boy.
12:44Oh, boy.
12:47Come on, kid, it's test time. Don't do this to me.
12:56Awesome!
12:57Yeah, Jake sucks!
13:02He'll crawl. He's got it.
13:10Yeah, Jake, school let out an hour ago.
13:12So where are you? My test is starting in... now.
13:16Dog comma foo.
13:18If you do not have a magical guardi, one will be appointed for you.
13:22Yeah, I'll be needing that.
13:23Mr. Crunkers!
13:25You will be tested on speed, agility and strength.
13:30You have to be kidding me.
13:34I hate the texture of nice food in two!
13:37Why so mealy? Why?
13:44I got him! I got him!
13:49Mr. Crunkers, take it easy!
13:54Your monkey is so cute!
13:56Here's my number. Give me a call sometime.
13:58Et ça continue de s'améliorer.
14:03Une erreur d'appel.
14:04Foo? Oh, non! Foo!
14:06Oh, mon dieu! J'ai oublié son test!
14:09Jacky, je sais que t'es en train d'étudier des bananes,
14:11mais toi et Foo, tu as de l'histoire.
14:14Tu ne peux pas juste le faire comme ça.
14:15C'est ton meilleur ami.
14:17Freaky Faults et tout.
14:18Ouais, mais c'est trop tard maintenant.
14:21C'est pas trop tard pour aller chez toi et voir comment s'est passé le test.
14:23Et, tu sais, être son ami.
14:25Je te rencontre là-bas.
14:26J'ai quelque chose que j'ai besoin d'étudier.
14:30Un peu de poussière de léprechaun?
14:32Un peu de poussière de tree-nimbus?
14:34Non, c'est un truc qui s'appelle...
14:40Je suis désolée, mais vous avez failli le test.
14:42Votre licence de gardien animaux magiques a été revoquée.
14:45Depuis un an.
14:46Bien, parce que vous êtes un gardien animaux impotent.
14:49Bonne journée à vous, monsieur.
14:50Un an? Oh, mon dieu!
14:52Je ne peux pas croire que Jake n'avait pas mon dos quand j'en avais besoin.
14:56C'est comme si je n'avais pas son dos quand il m'en avait besoin.
14:59Tu sais, si je regarde fort, je crois qu'il y a une leçon là-bas.
15:05Hey, Foo! Comment ça va?
15:07Je sais que c'était vraiment pas cool que je ne sois pas là, mais...
15:10Foo?
15:11C'est ici que je dis...
15:12Grand-enfant de Wang-Chi.
15:14Nous nous rencontrons à nouveau.
15:15Chang?
15:16L'attaque!
15:21En avant!
15:22C'est pas un vêtement d'amitié, troll!
15:26Bien échappé.
15:27Malgré que je l'ai convaincu, les trolls de l'aiguille étaient d'accord pour m'y joindre.
15:30Maintenant, la revanche sera mienne.
15:32Votre grand-père m'a transformé.
15:34Voyons voir ce que je peux faire pour le faire mal.
15:37Oh, oui!
15:38Tuez son grand-enfant dragon.
15:44Attendez! Vous êtes de son côté maintenant?
15:46Vous ne comprenez pas?
15:47Chang vous a attaché dans les aiguilles, pas moi!
15:49La bonne chose des trolls, c'est qu'ils sont si stupides,
15:52mais aussi si utiles pour les petites choses,
15:54comme la domination du monde et l'attaque des dragons.
15:58Mais d'abord, disponons de l'argent extra.
16:01J'ai fini par ma mauvaise tenue.
16:03J'ai toujours cru que ça finirait de cette façon.
16:05Hey, Chang! C'est mon meilleur ami.
16:07Laisse-le gagner, mon garçon.
16:13Quelqu'un doit vraiment prendre le déchets.
16:16Chang, rassure-toi.
16:18Seul, tu n'es pas capable de me battre.
16:20Il n'est pas seul maintenant, n'est-ce pas?
16:40Chang!
16:41Je devrais te finir ici,
16:43mais si je t'emmène avec moi,
16:44je peux emmener ton grand-père vers ma chambre.
16:53Toi, je vais te finir ici et maintenant.
16:56Allez, Bananas! Fais un mouvement!
16:58Maintenant!
17:00Tu n'aurais pas besoin d'aide, mon chien, n'est-ce pas?
17:02Quoi? Qu'est-ce que tu fais?
17:04Je travaille pour Painnuts. Littéralement.
17:06Vous n'auriez jamais...
17:07Il n'est pas vous maintenant, n'est-ce pas?
17:10J'aime ton style, mon chien.
17:12Pas ce costume ridicule, mais...
17:14Tu n'es pas le style de Scruples.
17:16Au moins, je ne portais rien de si ridicule
17:18que ces deux vêtements.
17:19Hey! Personne n'est un vêtement d'amitié que pour moi!
17:22Qui a dit ça?
17:24Tu m'aimes! Tu m'aimes vraiment!
17:26Laisse-les!
17:34Hey, Phil! Chang a eu Jay!
17:36Et si tu ne les trouves pas,
17:37Chang va faire des dragon-fricassees, c'est sûr!
17:43Ne t'inquiète pas, j'ai Jay.
17:47Si je gagne,
17:48tu me dis où Chang a pris le dragon américain.
17:50Compris?
17:51Hey, Esmeralda,
17:52l'eau est dans ta tête!
18:04Si vous êtes en train de tromper,
18:05vous avez juste trouvé.
18:06Tuez-le!
18:08Aïe!
18:11C'est ce que j'appelle
18:12un troll pour des dollars!
18:38Je dois faire tout moi-même?
18:40C'est juste pour te garder calme.
18:42Cette dernière flamme
18:43va te finir!
18:45Je ne peux pas!
18:48Au moins, Mr. Krunkus
18:49était bon pour quelque chose.
18:50Un chien comme Foo
18:51à votre service.
18:52Foo!
18:54Je suis désolé.
18:55Oui, je sais, moi aussi.
18:57Foo, sors d'ici!
18:58Non, je ne peux pas, garçon.
18:59Avec ou sans licence,
19:00je suis responsable pour toi.
19:01Parce que...
19:02tu es mon meilleur ami.
19:03Je suis responsable pour toi.
19:04Je suis responsable pour toi.
19:05Je suis responsable pour toi.
19:06Tu es mon meilleur ami.
19:07Et je ne peux pas vivre sans toi.
19:08Foo!
19:14Je reviendrai.
19:15Pour toi et ton grand-père.
19:18Je vais bien.
19:19Suivez-moi.
19:22Foo!
19:29Regarde.
19:30Foo ne peut pas être
19:31le plus responsable de l'Animal Guardian,
19:32mais il est mon meilleur ami.
19:33Et il a quelque chose
19:34que je n'ai pas montré
19:35pendant toute cette semaine.
19:36La loyauté.
19:37En fin de compte,
19:38ce chien a mon dos
19:39peu importe à quel point
19:40c'est léger,
19:41ou rude,
19:42ou embêtant,
19:43ou...
19:44Oui, garçon,
19:45c'est trop clair, s'il te plaît.
19:46Donc, on est bon ?
19:47On est bon si tu as un 9.
19:50Vu que tu as trouvé
19:51l'amour pour nos vêtements d'amitié,
19:52j'ai décidé de te donner
19:53un vêtement d'amitié aussi.
19:55J'ai de la chance.
19:58Qu'ai-je dit à moi-même
19:59en jouant contre les chars de cartes ?
20:01Nous jouons juste
20:02un jeu amicieux de cartes.
20:06Ok, regardez-le.
20:07Les animaux magiques
20:08ont une longue et fière histoire
20:09d'ajouter un peu de couleur
20:10à la langue anglaise.
20:11Tout à l'heure, vous avez vu
20:12où vient la phrase
20:13« chars de cartes ».
20:14Maintenant, ne vous inquiétez pas
20:15plus sur les origines
20:16du terme
20:17« Eagle légal ».
20:18Et ne regardez pas plus
20:19sur la légeuse originale.
20:20Bien sûr,
20:21nous avions notre part
20:22et notre manque aussi,
20:23mais, vous savez,
20:24les chars de cartes
20:25devaient venir d'un endroit.
20:26Eww, non, non, eww !
20:27Cassez-le !