The Dudley Do-Right Show The Dudley Do-Right Show S03 E009 – Snidely’s Vic Whiplash Gym
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00:14Dudley Durant of the Royal Canadian Mounties was feeling fit as a fiddle and ready for love.
00:19I'm feeling fit as a fiddle and ready for love, Nell.
00:22You look terrible.
00:23What's that, Nell?
00:24I said you look terrible. Your posture's all slumped, your eyes have lost their sparkle, and your complexion is bad.
00:31Frankly, Dudley, you look kind of puny.
00:33Puny? But Nell, I'm in the best of shape. Otherwise, what would I be doing in the Mounties?
00:38Puny, puny, puny. Here, I'll prove it to you. Let's arm wrestle.
00:42Oh, Nell, that's just being silly. You know you're no match for a Mountie.
00:45Just put your muscle where your mouth is, Dudley.
00:49Two out of three, Nell?
00:51I saw that, Dudley. I'm not going to have a Mountie of mine lose an arm wrestling contest with a mere slip of a girl.
00:57But Inspector!
00:58You look terrible. But look at that posture. Dudley, you go and build yourself up and don't come back until you learn to stand up straight.
01:06It wasn't just coincidence that prompted Snadley Whiplash to open his Vic Whiplash Gym. It was money.
01:11And knowing that Dudley Do-Right wanted to build himself up, who better than Snadley Whiplash could help Dudley Do-Right build himself down?
01:18I'd like to enroll in your gym.
01:20Fine, fine. Now the swimming pool is over there, bowling alley's over there, we have ice skating rink, golf course, pool hall, bingo room, shooting gallery, race track.
01:27I was thinking of a couple of dumbbells and maybe some sitting up exercises, you know. Do you have a gym?
01:32Follow me. There.
01:34Where are the dumbbells?
01:35Oh, that's old-fashioned. Nobody uses dumbbells anymore. All exercise is done by machines. Actually, you don't have to do a thing. The machines will do it all.
01:42So Dudley Do-Right took the Vic Whiplash six-month course and sure enough, upon completing the course, Dudley had built himself down.
01:52What happened to you, Dudley? You look terrible.
01:54What has happened now is that I have completed the Vic Whiplash bodybuilding course and I'm as strong as an ox. Let's arm wrestle.
02:02Dudley, you have been cheated. Snidely Whiplash has not built you up, he has built you down.
02:07Goodbye, Nell. I'm leaving the Mounties. There is no place for a chicken-hearted puny man.
02:12But what will you do? How will you live?
02:14I guess I'll just have to take a civilian job. Maybe someone has use for a puny man like me.
02:21Good luck, Dudley.
02:23Oh, don't squeeze so hard already. Oh, you did that on purpose, Nell.
02:28So Dudley Do-Right was forced to look for a job. For weeks, he was turned down because...
02:32You're too puny.
02:34Sorry, we don't hire puny people here.
02:37You're so puny. Such a puny.
02:40And I don't get the job?
02:42Gee, I never saw such a puny.
02:44Then all at once, Dudley's luck changed.
02:47Dudley Do-Right, eh? All right, Do-Right, the job's yours. You know our quota? Twenty trees a day. Think you can handle it?
02:53Oh, yes, sir.
02:55When Dudley was finally able to get the axe off the ground, he started to work with enthusiasm.
02:59And in four weeks' time, Dudley's muscles turned to steel. Dudley Do-Right was building himself up.
03:05Timber!
03:07Why, you're strong as an ox!
03:09No, ma'am, I'm puny.
03:11But Dudley didn't realize that he was building himself up. He still thought of himself as puny.
03:15Then one day, by mere accident, Dudley happened to run into Nell Finwick.
03:19Don't touch me, you brute! Just because you have all those muscles, don't think you can have your way with a girl like me.
03:25Why, Dudley, is that you?
03:27Yes, Dudley Do-Right, your faithful puny friend.
03:30Look out, it's a runaway horse! Run for your lives!
03:33I know I did the right thing when I left the RCMP, because there's no room for a puny mountie in the RCMP.
03:39Dudley, you lifted that horse up with one hand. No puny man could do that.
03:43You don't have to put me on. I've learned to live with the fact that I'm puny. Some people are just puny.
03:48Dudley Do-Right, you are not puny.
03:50I could only believe you, Nell.
03:52Dudley, it is all in your mind. Just keep saying, I am not puny, I am not puny.
03:57Then you can get your money back from Snidely Whiplash.
04:00I'm not puny, I'm not puny, I'm not puny.
04:04I'm not puny, I'm not puny, I'm not puny!
04:07It's good to have you back, Dudley. I can't for the life of me think why I thought you were puny.
04:11It's understandable, sir. It all started when Nell and I were arm wrestling like this.
04:15Here, you see, we both gripped hands and...
04:17I saw that, Dudley!
04:19I'm not puny, I'm not puny, I'm not puny!
04:47To be continued...