Roger Ramjet Roger Ramjet S03 E018 Lompoc Diamond
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00:00Roger and Jet and his eagles, fighting for our freedom
00:03Fly through wind and outer space, not to join them, but to be them
00:08Roger and Jet, he's our man, hero of our nation
00:12For his adventures, just be sure and stay tuned to this station
00:16So come and join us, all you kids, for lots of fun and laughter
00:20As Roger and Jet and his men get all the perks they're after
00:24Roger and Jet, he's our man, hero of our nation
00:28For his adventures, just be sure and stay tuned to this station
00:58I represent the firm of caveat emptor habeas corpus and money grabber attorneys at law
01:03I'm here about your inheritance
01:04My what?
01:05About your inheritance
01:07You've been left a certain property of value by your late great uncle Cosmo Ramjet
01:11Wow, you mean Roger's rich?
01:13Just what did dear old uncle Cosmo leave me?
01:16Let's see, it's right here in the will
01:18Oh yes, and to my nephew Roger
01:21Yes
01:21I hereby bequeath
01:22Yes, yes
01:23Something of priceless value
01:24Yes, yes, yes
01:25To my great nephew Roger, I leave the famous Lompoc diamond
01:29The Lompoc diamond? Is it really valuable?
01:32My dear sir, your great uncle considered it his greatest treasure
01:35You may take possession of your fortune any time
01:37Good day
01:38Well gang, what do you think of that?
01:41I think you'd better keep this quiet Roger
01:43At least until you have the Lompoc diamond in a safe place
01:46But such was not the case
01:48For the news of Roger's good fortune leaked out somehow
01:50Yes, that's right
01:52The Lompoc diamond
01:53Oh, you're welcome
01:54I know your readers are always interested in the private life of a hero like me
01:59And quickly the news spread like wildfire
02:01Extra, read all about it
02:04Roger Ramjet inherits priceless diamond
02:09Well, well, so Ramjet has a huge diamond, huh?
02:12I think maybe we'll just take it off his hands, eh boys?
02:15Yeah, sure, right, we'll do that
02:17Pistachio nut
02:18What we gotta do is get there before he does and get that rock
02:21And so blithely unaware of the plot against him
02:24Roger Ramjet prepared to take off
02:26So long gang
02:30Hey Roger, you took off without your plane
02:32Looks like somebody hooked up Roger's starter to his automatic seat ejector
02:36Oh my, what a smooth flight
02:38She's handling like a dream
02:40But still undaunted, Roger tried it again
02:42And this time all went well until...
02:44What the?
02:45What?
02:46Why it almost sounds like I'm out of fuel
02:50Somebody's been tampering with my fuel supply
02:56And so it was that when Roger finally arrived in Lompoc
02:59He found...
03:00Noodles Romanov, I might have known
03:03You might have if you weren't so stupid
03:05So you're here to steal the Lompoc diamond, eh?
03:07No Ramjet, I changed my mind, it's all yours
03:10But where is it?
03:11Right here
03:12This is the Lompoc diamond?
03:15That's right baby, your uncle left you a baseball diamond instead of a real one
03:19The joke's on all of us Ramjet
03:21Yes, but trying to sabotage my plane was no joke
03:24I'm going to take one of my proton energy pills
03:27And give you all a lesson
03:29Uh-oh boys, it's getting punched out time again
03:41And so having returned to American Eagle headquarters
03:44Roger told his story
03:46But what did you do with the Lompoc diamond, Roger?
03:48I turned it over to the Lompoc Little League as a gift
03:51Gee, I bet they were grateful
03:52I think Uncle Cosmo would have wanted it that way
03:55However, I did make one little suggestion about changing the name of the field
03:59And so ends the final inning of another adventure with America's most modest superhero
04:04Roger Ramjet and the American Eagles
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