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00:00I don't remember the last time I was at a carnival, I must have been a kid.
00:24Yeah, it's okay.
00:25That alligator boy, though, kind of gave me the heebie-jeebies.
00:28I'm getting scared of the sideshow, are we?
00:31What?
00:32No.
00:33Just, I don't know.
00:34I prefer normalcy.
00:35Normal?
00:36What does that even mean, normalcy?
00:38Forget about it.
00:40Oh, we have got to get our fortunes told.
00:43What?
00:44No.
00:45No way.
00:46Not for me.
00:47Why not?
00:48It'll be fun.
00:49It's just places.
00:50They're all scams.
00:51It's not a scam if you're in on the gag.
00:52All right.
00:53Well, I have to.
00:54I'm going in.
00:55Knock yourself out.
00:56I'm going to get myself some cotton candy.
00:57Well, I predict that you will bring me some back.
01:16Come in.
01:17Come in.
01:20We've been expecting you.
01:21Sit.
01:22You've been expecting me?
01:23Of course.
01:24That's what we do.
01:27You two look familiar.
01:30Everybody has a little touch of the psychic eye.
01:32Maybe you just foresaw this.
01:34Maybe.
01:36Anyway, let's see what else we can see.
01:48Oh, dear.
01:51What is it?
01:52What did you see?
01:53Maybe you should look for yourself.
01:55But we must warn.
01:57Your eyes may betray you.
02:00I want to know.
02:01I want to see.
02:02Then lean in.
02:03Take a closer look.
02:12The light.
02:13It's almost blinding.
02:15Yes.
02:16Yes.
02:17Yes.
02:18Look closer.
02:21As soon as they're out of my sight, you've got to respond.
02:25No!
02:55It's a new week.
03:02I haven't slept much, so I've been drained.
03:05But I'm so grateful that I'm still here.
03:07It seems like yesterday there was a room full of performers in here.
03:10And now it's just us.
03:12So we're all fresh from the Hospital of Horrors challenge.
03:15And judging by the bottom two, I'm actually concerned that Madeline ended up finally going home.
03:22I don't know about y'all, but Hospital of Horrors, like, really fucking shook me.
03:26I was like, how the fuck am I here right now?
03:30Why did I, like, let this happen?
03:33Like, what is wrong?
03:34Like, I was just in the bottom two the week before.
03:38This isn't where I want to be.
03:39I want to keep climbing.
03:41I was in a great spot, and I just felt like I sank so low.
03:44They're tightening up those critiques.
03:46I'll say that much.
03:47They are splitting fucking hairs.
03:49We have no room for fucking up.
03:51I'm never wearing Calvin Klein trunks again.
03:53I burned them.
03:54I burned them.
03:55I did.
03:56I burned them.
03:57I did not want them.
03:58That was what Louisiana said.
03:59That was bunkity bunk, baby.
04:00What does bunkity bunk mean?
04:01Poop.
04:02Busted.
04:03It was poop.
04:04To be honest, I felt like our positions, the way we were called as safe, I thought we were
04:09supposed to be switched.
04:10Fair.
04:11To be honest for that.
04:12Fair.
04:13I think it came down to concepts, and I think that my concept was just a little bit more
04:16different.
04:17I think the storyline was a little bit more clear.
04:19Yeah.
04:21Would you call having a dick for an arm an edge, though?
04:24I mean, obviously, because I placed higher than you.
04:27Of course.
04:28God.
04:29So Mad and Priscilla were in the bottom.
04:31Yeah.
04:32So what were your guys' thoughts on each person's look?
04:35Just look-wise, I definitely feel Priscilla's look was so fucking far out and amazing.
04:41She was carrying a fucking fetal cow.
04:44I know.
04:45She got chemical burns on her face from the formaldehyde.
04:47Yeah.
04:49And Madeline, it was a sickening jumpsuit, but it was a jumpsuit.
04:51It was a jumpsuit.
04:52Let's be honest.
04:53I still don't understand what her concept was, actually.
04:55I don't, yeah.
04:56Yeah, I'm still confused.
04:57When her and I discussed it, it was, I'm a sexy doctor that eats people.
05:02I think Madeline probably went home just because she's been in the bottom so many times.
05:07However, I felt like Priscilla's look was the weaker out of the two.
05:11I'm a little bit worried that Priscilla might be exterminated, but I know that she will
05:15do anything to stay.
05:17I will say, though, if Priscilla does not walk into this boudoir, I will be livid.
05:23I will be livid.
05:24She definitely deserves to be in there.
05:25I love Madeline, but she's been in the bottom so many times.
05:28Priscilla has literally given up everything to be here.
05:32Yes.
05:33And she is a fucking fighter.
05:34And quite honestly, I want to see what other looks she's going to bring.
05:37We're all pretty rational in this group to where we've been keeping track of how many
05:41wins, how many bottoms.
05:43You have, baby.
05:45Maybe you haven't, but the three of us have discussed it.
05:49I have laser focus on that crown.
05:51I don't care what anyone else is doing.
05:53All I know is that I have laser focus.
05:59I'm back.
06:00I survived the extermination.
06:02Hope you missed me.
06:04Tell us everything.
06:05Yeah, just what did they make you do?
06:07Of course they fucking wanted to know.
06:08They gave us a tea that it's shocking.
06:10So what was it?
06:11Oh, no.
06:12I mean, my neck still hurts.
06:13Basically, we had to play a big ass version of Operation.
06:17Oh, my God.
06:18Like as big as this table?
06:19Bigger.
06:20It was bigger.
06:21And it was a body, like an outline of a body drawn out.
06:25And we had to pull out parts.
06:26And every time you missed a part and you touched the side of it, you got shocked with a dog
06:30collar.
06:31That's so crazy.
06:33It was very excruciating pain.
06:36I was like, oh, it's a dog collar.
06:37It's fine.
06:38It wasn't even turned up all the fucking way.
06:40But it still jolted my entire body.
06:42Wow.
06:43It went from my neck all the way down.
06:45It literally, like, it went from my neck all the way down to my fucking asshole.
06:50These exterminations are getting pretty fucking gnarly.
06:53Well, I guess so.
06:54Fuck.
06:55I mean, and I'm dressed as a cow.
06:57With your fur puffed off.
06:59Smooth.
07:01That being said, I kicked its ass.
07:03Yes, you're here, bitch.
07:05Yes.
07:06Yeah, we are happy.
07:07I literally said that if you didn't walk in, I'd be livid as hell.
07:10I think we all agreed.
07:12We're glad to have you.
07:13Top five, bitch.
07:14We're top five.
07:15Yeah.
07:16You know, obviously, these exterminations are just going to get more intense because,
07:18you know, we want to be tested on how badly we want to fucking be here.
07:24And it's like, I really want to be here badly.
07:26And if you're a center for extermination, you better fucking let them know you want
07:29to be here badly.
07:33Attention, competitors.
07:35Attention, competitors.
07:38Please make your way to the main stage at this time.
07:41Let's go, bitch.
07:42Once again, competitors, please make your way to the main stage at this time.
08:03Hello, uglies.
08:04Hi.
08:06Sometimes, life on the road can feel like you're part of a traveling circus, constantly
08:10going from town to town and expected to entertain and perform the impossible.
08:15An aspect that we also share with circus culture is that we are often treated by the world
08:20at large as freaks.
08:21And to be honest, we wear that like a badge of honor.
08:26But when you're freaks like us, you can't just be the sideshow.
08:29You have to be the main event.
08:31This week, we want you to show us your best freak technique on the stage and prove to
08:36us that you can be as much of a ringleader as you can be a clown.
08:41You'll have to come up with a sensational sideshow look worthy of being the main attraction.
08:46During your floor show, you'll also have to perform a freakish feat guaranteed to draw
08:51in the crowd.
08:52In addition, you will also be responsible for styling a wig provided by Dragula's official
08:56wig sponsor, Arda Wigs, and incorporating it into your looks.
08:59But be careful.
09:00If you fail to impress us with your freak show talent, you will have to survive an extermination
09:04challenge to prove that you are still one of us.
09:08One of us.
09:10One of us.
09:11Good luck.
09:12And remember, for one of you, this floor show will be your last.
09:21Bye.
09:22Someone's going home.
09:29Whoa.
09:30Arda wig challenge?
09:31Yeah.
09:32Out the way.
09:33This one is mine.
09:34This one is mine.
09:35Come on.
09:36Bring it.
09:37Out of the way.
09:38Oh, no.
09:39This is perfect.
09:40Honey, up to mama.
09:41Let's see.
09:42Oh, no.
09:43Oh, no.
09:44Oh, no.
09:45Oh, no.
09:46Oh, no.
09:47Oh, no.
09:48Oh, no.
09:49Oh, no.
09:50Oh, no.
09:51Oh, no.
09:52Oh, no.
09:53Oh, no.
09:54Oh, no.
09:55Oh, no.
09:56Oh, no.
09:57Oh, no.
09:58Let's see.
09:59Whoops.
10:00Oops.
10:01Sorry.
10:02I'm feeling my oats over here.
10:03She's gorgeous.
10:04I'm already ready for the show, you guys.
10:07I love Arda, but I have never styled a wig before, so we're going to see how this goes.
10:12So it looks like we're going to have to be styling our hair and wearing them with our
10:16looks.
10:17I guess so.
10:18Yeah.
10:19I mean, I'm already looking at her and imagining finger waves, which is something I'm pretty
10:21good at.
10:22I think mine's going to be pulled back.
10:23I think I'm going to just wear it to the side, you know?
10:27That's it.
10:28That's how I style this.
10:29I pull it to the side.
10:30Look at all this effort, honey.
10:31Right?
10:32I thought I'd pick this one because it reminds me of Madeline.
10:33Oh, it's very Madeline.
10:34Oh, fuck her.
10:35Now we can wear red hair.
10:36You're right.
10:37Come on, big red.
10:38Just like the show, you're going to have to cut her too, right?
10:39Oh.
10:40You know what?
10:41I just, I am sad that she's gone.
10:42I don't think that she deserved to have went home.
10:43Instead of you?
10:44No.
10:45Exactly.
10:46I think that Dahlia, that key really saved your ass.
10:47Ooh.
10:48That girl.
10:50It's like the universe obviously wanted me to find it.
10:51So it's like, don't be pissed at me.
10:52Be pissed at the universe.
10:53I mean, honey, I'm not pissed at the universe.
10:54I mean, I'm just saying, like, if you would have went up against Maxie, you would have
10:55been out of here.
10:56That is quite the, um, that's quite the accusation.
10:57And like, I'm trying not to sound like such a bitch, but that just sounds dumb, girl.
10:58Because like, I had a win, she didn't.
10:59She could have been out of here.
11:00She could have been out of here.
11:01She could have been out of here.
11:02She could have been out of here.
11:03She could have been out of here.
11:04She could have been out of here.
11:05She could have been out of here.
11:06She could have been out of here.
11:08She could have been out of here.
11:09She could have been out of here.
11:10She could have been out of here.
11:11She could have been out of here.
11:12She could have been out of here.
11:13She could have been out of here.
11:14She could have been out of here.
11:15She could have been out of here.
11:16She could have been out of here.
11:17She could have been out of here.
11:18She could have been out of here.
11:19She could have been out of here.
11:20She could have been out of here.
11:21She could have been out of here.
11:22She could have been out of here.
11:23She could have been out of here.
11:24She could have been out of here.
11:25She could have been out of here.
11:26She could have been out of here.
11:27She could have been out of here.
11:28She could have been out of here.
11:29She could have been out of here.
11:31It sounds like you should have went home.
11:33It's just like an off-brand Victoria for me.
11:35Well, all I have to say is that this doesn't apply to you,
11:39but I haven't had to rely on anybody else's talent to be here.
11:43I've made my own things, and I've worked very hard.
11:45Same.
11:46And also, I have taught myself so much here,
11:48airbrushing my body for the first time,
11:50applying the full facial prosthetic for the first time on camera.
11:53And also being the first person to ever wear Fruit of the Loom underwear.
11:57And I don't really appreciate a comment like
11:59posting on other people's talents,
12:00because some of us that do invest and hire people to have stuff made,
12:04like, that shouldn't invalidate my drag.
12:06I love that it's an issue when I invalidate someone's drag,
12:08but when she's invalidating my drag, nobody chooses to chime in.
12:11Because we all agree.
12:12Well, that's cute.
12:13This is why I've been keeping my distance.
12:15I've been guarded this entire time with everybody
12:18because of these moments.
12:19I'm afraid to get close to people.
12:21Because you're a bitch.
12:22Dolly has been getting on my nerves this entire time,
12:25and I have been trying to bite my tongue this entire competition,
12:27but I'm at my wit's end.
12:29I don't remember anybody asking me for my opinion.
12:31I don't know why the fuck they're giving me theirs.
12:33You are dismissive of other people.
12:35You get that, oh, gal, and the eye roll,
12:38and also the whole, Victoria lost last season,
12:40this is mine, house of black, like, we're going to.
12:42And it's like, it's not the black family, Dragula,
12:45it's the Boulay brothers, Dragula.
12:46And I think a lot of people are just very kind of like,
12:49girl, like, no.
12:51Dahlia is behaving like a child
12:53and has been very bratty this entire competition.
12:56I'm going to give her ass a spanking.
12:58Come on, Dahlia, roll those eyes one more time.
13:01We all know, like, you, I feel like you've talked shit about
13:03every single one of us behind our back,
13:05and so that's why we don't get close to you,
13:06that's why we don't talk to you,
13:07because we feel like you literally are going to
13:09cut our fucking throat to win this competition.
13:11Girl.
13:12And it's, I mean, like, I don't want to hear.
13:14No, no, no, wait one second.
13:15You had a lot to say about hollow and the car
13:17on the ride home the other day,
13:19but when it came time for boudoir,
13:20those opinions went out the door,
13:22and you didn't bring any of those up.
13:23I know I may be coming off as a bitch,
13:25but I'm the only person here being 100% honest.
13:28Off camera, these girls are saying
13:30every little thing that they can,
13:31but on camera, they try to act like
13:33they're so politically correct,
13:34and it's just bullshit.
13:35You're just talking shit behind our backs.
13:36What am I saying behind your back?
13:38It doesn't seem genuine.
13:39What am I saying behind your back, girl?
13:40I don't know what you're saying,
13:41but it's all going through the grapevine.
13:42Girl, I'm not talking shit about you.
13:44That's so funny that you have absolutely no receipts,
13:46but you're going to come here and accuse me
13:48of talking about you, but you can't say anything.
13:50I may not have receipts,
13:51but I've got an entire cast of girls
13:52telling me that you've been talking shit about me
13:54and everyone else.
13:55So you say I talk about you behind your back,
13:57but you have no receipts of me actually
13:59talking about you behind your back,
14:00so who's telling you I'm talking about you?
14:02Because the thing is, I've been isolating myself,
14:04so I haven't been talking to anybody about anyone.
14:07I offer opinions when I'm asked.
14:08I don't just walk around fucking telling people
14:10that I think they look like shit.
14:11Then start showing that, because this is not...
14:13This is not the edification of drag here.
14:16It's not my responsibility to walk around
14:18telling everybody sweet nothings into their ear.
14:21This is Dragula.
14:22This is Dragula.
14:23It's not one big giant circle jerk
14:24for y'all to sit around stroking each other's artistic cocks.
14:27Like, we came into this wanting to be kind to each other.
14:30Have I not been kind to you, Priscilla?
14:32You have been kind to me.
14:33Okay, so then why are you attacking me, baby?
14:35Because I feel like it's fake!
14:36I feel like it's all fake.
14:37Which goes back to what I just said,
14:39is that this is not enough time
14:41for us to accurately know each other.
14:43You can think it's fake, baby,
14:45but I'm sitting here telling you it's not,
14:47but you're trying to convince me it is.
14:49So, if you want to assume I'm talking about you,
14:52be my guest.
14:53Spend all your energy and time focusing on that.
14:55And then you're going to sit here
14:56and make these judgment calls on me
14:58when you do not know me.
14:59You do not know me whatsoever.
15:00No, I do not know you.
15:01Let me finish really quick.
15:02And so, just because you're not having
15:04the peaches and cream fucking setting
15:05that you were looking for coming into a drag competition
15:07for next super monster,
15:09then, like, that's your problem, baby.
15:11Don't try to act like you know me in this.
15:13I don't feel like you're a monster.
15:14I just feel like you're a fucking asshole.
15:15And that's all I have to say.
15:16Well, there's something else out there
15:17to encourage you and help you through this competition.
15:18And when you actually have receipts,
15:19feel free to bring them up with me, gal.
15:21Okay.
15:22I'll be ready to have a nice little chit-chat with you.
15:23I would love that.
15:24Oh, my God.
15:25Jesus fucking Christ.
15:26Wow.
15:27Come on, freak show.
15:28Honestly, like, I just, like,
15:29bring on the top five bitch fest then, honey.
15:31I do think that Dahlia is calculating,
15:33and she's been playing this game a little shady.
15:37I'm truly, truly gagged that we have to do a freak show act.
15:41I know.
15:42Like, the girls have been getting needles through them
15:44or, like, stapling themselves.
15:45I'm doing something I've never done before
15:47I'm going to be eating glass.
15:49Oh.
15:50I'm fucking going balls to the wall.
15:52I wanted to dust off my old tap shoes.
15:55Oh, my God.
15:56I haven't worn since, like, 2010.
15:59I'm a little concerned for Eva.
16:00We're all doing all of these crazy oddities,
16:03and she's tap dancing.
16:04Dragula girls have a history of doing fire play,
16:08piercing themselves,
16:09and now we have Eva's tap dancing.
16:12So, top three.
16:13Yeah, high.
16:14It's coming up close.
16:15I can't wait to see who's going to join me
16:17Me.
16:18I will be there with you for sure.
16:19My top three is myself, Landon, and Priscilla.
16:24Oh.
16:26Mine are me, Landon,
16:28and then I'm, like, really set on Eva,
16:32but Louisiana.
16:33Last week's look really, like, threw me
16:36because, like, it was just
16:37you really took charge of your floor show,
16:39and you really took charge of your look.
16:40Was I a coat rack for my floor show or something?
16:43What the fuck?
16:44Hi.
16:45My top three is myself, of course, you, and Landon.
16:49And, Landon, who are your top three?
16:51Me, you, and Eva.
16:54Thank you.
16:55Thank you.
16:56Eva, what you thinking, baby?
16:57I think, well, I'm, yeah, me.
17:03Landon and Louisiana.
17:05You guys lack a lot of faith in her, let me tell you.
17:09I find it funny that no one thinks
17:11they're going to be in top three.
17:13Obviously, they need to go to their ophthalmologist
17:15and get their eyes checked,
17:17but, like, I obviously have clear 20-20.
17:19Honestly, like, sleep on me all you want, girl.
17:21Every time someone has slept on me in the past,
17:23they've regretted it, and so, like,
17:24I'm just going to keep doing what I've been doing,
17:26smiling, doing my thing, and doing my art,
17:29and not feeling like I need to compete with you all.
17:32And apparently...
17:33And every time someone's worked with you,
17:35they've regretted it?
17:36I can't wait till we all rip each other apart.
17:39I do.
17:40So, I'm going to see all of you.
17:42Well, not all of you.
17:43I'm going to see some of you in top three,
17:45and I also really want to see us get to work on this show.
17:47Because, like, y'all, it's a lot.
17:49We have some hair styling.
17:50I'm ready to get out of here.
17:52I'm not really experienced in styling wigs,
17:54so I've got to get to work.
17:55We'll learn together.
17:56I would say, if you need help, ask me,
17:58but I'm done helping.
17:59She is done with the help, y'all.
18:02So, I was really inspired by my big tits
18:04that I like to wear and drag,
18:05and I've been inspired by needles,
18:07so I wanted to do a strong-tip woman
18:09who lifts objects with all of her tits.
18:12So, I'm going to be piercing my tits
18:14and hanging weights off of them.
18:16I really wanted to channel, like,
18:18traditional, like, strong man,
18:20so I have, like, the striped fabric,
18:22but I'm trying to give it, like, a little bit more
18:24of a strong-tip woman vibe.
18:26So, I'm going to do a strong-tip woman
18:29I have, like, the striped fabric,
18:30but I'm trying to give, like,
18:31a really high-fashion twist to it.
18:33So, I'm excited.
18:34I think it's going to be a lot of fun
18:35when it's all done.
18:36My inspiration for the freak show
18:38is a mystery man,
18:39and his mystery item is that he has three penises.
18:42I'm utilizing our Otter wig
18:44by cutting up some of the hair,
18:46and I decided to add a merkin,
18:48so I'm doing a dick wig with my look.
18:51So, I'm using some latex.
18:53I'm laying down a bunch of layers
18:55to make a really thick base,
18:57and then I'll be hand-laying the hair
18:59into the direction that I need
19:00to make it look like I got
19:02a really beautiful head of hair,
19:05heads of hair.
19:07So, my inspiration for the floor show
19:09is actually going to be a schlitzy,
19:11which is a pinhead.
19:12The acts that they would normally do
19:13is called a blockhead,
19:14so they would normally put nails in their body.
19:17Pinheads are normally bald
19:20with, like, a little sprout of hair,
19:22and so I think that I'm going to turn this
19:24into a big teased-out mess,
19:26and since schlitzy normally wore a baby doll dress,
19:29I'm going to get a baby doll
19:30and put my wig on the baby doll.
19:36All right, freaks.
19:38Let's go ahead and pack up our caravan
19:40and work on all of this stuff.
19:42We have a lot of work to do.
19:44Let's go.
19:45I've got to get my breast ready.
19:47♪♪
19:57♪♪
20:07♪♪
20:15All right, let's put on some face.
20:17All right, here we go.
20:19Face, face, face.
20:20Here we go again.
20:21That's right, baby.
20:22It's a new day.
20:23It is a day for our freak show floor show,
20:25and I'm here to let my freak flag fly.
20:28Let's become even more glamorous freaks
20:30than what we already are.
20:32Right.
20:33♪♪
20:40Since we're all working on eyebrows,
20:41I'm going to want a permanent marker,
20:43so you continue there.
20:45Ha, ha, ha.
20:46Fuck off.
20:47Ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:48♪♪
20:52Has anybody been to Dragula World?
20:54I haven't been to Dragula World,
20:56but I have been to the Dragula pageant years before
20:59the show even started.
21:00Oh, really?
21:01The energy was electric.
21:02Priscilla would know about that.
21:03I was going to say Priscilla knows all about that.
21:05Ha, ha, ha.
21:06No, actually, that's really good to hear you say that,
21:08because I tried so hard last year
21:11to get to Dragula World,
21:12and I just could not make it.
21:14That's heartbreaking.
21:15It was.
21:16You know, like, with me and you, Dahlia,
21:17like, you know, you said some shit about me
21:19not having receipts.
21:20Well, like, the one receipt I do have
21:21is not having to do the Dragula World pageant
21:24to get on the show.
21:25Priscilla, girl, please stretch before you reach.
21:28Like, that just really bothers me.
21:31Why is it, Cal, that you are constantly offended
21:34by things that do not involve you
21:36or have a reflection on you?
21:38It's just irritating to see someone, like,
21:41just have a big fucking head
21:42and think that they don't have to do that.
21:44I'm going off on Dahlia,
21:45because last year, I spent so much time and effort
21:48trying to get to that Dragula World pageant.
21:50So to hear someone say that
21:51they didn't need to enter that pageant
21:53to get on the show is very offensive to me,
21:55because I got on the show,
21:56and I didn't even do the pageant,
21:57but would I still do it?
21:58Yes, and that's the mindset you need to have
22:00if you want to be the next Drag Supermonster.
22:02It's annoying, and it's entitled,
22:03and I'm personally fucking over it.
22:06I'm glad you're over it, babe.
22:07I'm overhearing about it.
22:09Priscilla has no receipts
22:10for anything that she continues to bring up with me.
22:12It's just her spouting off her opinions.
22:14I don't feel the need to sit there and debate
22:16whether or not she likes me.
22:17I'm here to win.
22:18I'm sorry that you didn't get to do Dragula World,
22:21but you need to take up your concerns
22:23with the motherfucking boulets
22:24and stop trying to bring them up with me.
22:26Why don't you take this energy
22:27and focus it into your floor show
22:29instead of directing it at me?
22:30Oh, I'm very focused.
22:31Seems like it.
22:32Seems like you're focused on trying to find a way
22:33to just turn every fucking situation around
22:35to try to just be bitching at me
22:37when I really don't give a shit, girl.
22:39I don't give a shit.
22:40I do not give a shit.
22:41Priscilla, until you have a valid fucking argument,
22:43leave me the fuck alone.
22:44It's not valid.
22:45Okay, yeah, okay.
22:46It's not valid.
22:47All right, girl, we'll see who's in top three.
22:48I'm just tired of getting cut off.
22:49I try to express a point,
22:50and it's just like, it's turned around to be like,
22:52oh, you're just making a big deal out of nothing.
22:54You are.
22:55Get over yourself.
22:56You have the biggest fucking head here.
22:58Oh, my God.
22:59I didn't say anything about myself
23:00except that I didn't feel like
23:01doing the fucking competition, girl.
23:02And you're telling me that makes me have a big head
23:04because I don't want to participate
23:05in something I got free will.
23:06Oh, my God.
23:07Yeah, you got free will and a big fucking mouth.
23:08You're the one that keeps giving me opportunity
23:10to open my fucking mouth.
23:11Maybe if you kept your shut, I wouldn't have to.
23:13Okay.
23:14All right.
23:15Like I said, good luck in this little show.
23:16Well, we'll all see in the end, won't we?
23:18I don't know.
23:19I think that Priscilla is under a lot of pressure
23:21in this competition,
23:22and I think she's eager to be the center of attention.
23:26And if that means attacking me, then whatever.
23:31Well, Eva, you've been very quiet.
23:35You doing okay?
23:36Yeah, I'm just, um...
23:39I'm trying to make sure that I don't end up in the bottom again
23:43because that truly feels like a death sentence
23:46if I keep floating down there.
23:47This is not the time to get into your head, baby.
23:49That's what I do best.
23:50I know, and, like, what you do best also is fucking drag.
23:53Yeah.
23:54Have fun.
23:55And that's what I'm trying to do.
23:56Like, I'm really trying to enjoy this experience,
23:58but I think right now,
23:59it's just since it's getting so close to the wire,
24:01it's like I'm just, I'm still feeling the pressure.
24:05No, you know you've got a team of people behind you.
24:07We're here for you.
24:08You know, you're not alone in this,
24:09and everything that you're feeling,
24:10I think deep down we're all feeling as well.
24:12Oh, yeah.
24:13That is one thing Priscilla and I can agree on.
24:15Yeah, isn't it?
24:16Well, that's good.
24:17I hate seeing you like this.
24:18You know, that's not the Eva that I know,
24:20and I think that you just need to do, like I said,
24:22do the thing that you do best, and that is drag,
24:24and that is being Eva fucking distraction.
24:26That's literally what I told her earlier.
24:27I said, remind yourself of who the fuck you are.
24:29You are motherfucking Eva distraction.
24:31You are known around the world.
24:33Right, and that's why I hate, like,
24:35when this sort of stuff comes up,
24:36because I can't help it.
24:37You're allowed to have these moments, pal.
24:39And I don't want to fuck you up,
24:40because right now, top five is way too much stress.
24:43And so you getting inside your head,
24:44no, no, no, no, no,
24:45because that will fucking break you faster
24:47than anything, babe.
24:48And I don't want to make it, like, worse,
24:50but it's just the worst timing
24:51to start having these moments of self-doubt for you.
24:53Oh, you're telling me.
24:56Attention, competitors.
24:58Attention, competitors.
25:00The floor show is about to begin.
25:03The floor show is about to begin.
25:07Competitors, please make your way to the main stage.
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25:46Welcome to the Big Top, darlings.
25:48Tonight, our competitors have been tasked
25:50with bringing sideshow spectacle to the center stage.
25:53They must make oddity into art
25:54by creating an unforgettable freak show fashion look
25:57complete with a show-stopping circus sideshow act.
26:01As a second part to their challenge,
26:02our little monstrosities must style and incorporate
26:05a premium lace front wig
26:06provided by Dragula's official wig sponsor, Arda Wigs.
26:10As a bonus, the winner of tonight's freak show challenge
26:13will also win $500 in wigs courtesy of Arda Wigs.
26:17Here to help us judge the floor show
26:18are two individuals who know everything
26:20about turning freakish fashion
26:22into show-stopping magic.
26:24First, we're proud to welcome back
26:25the winner of the Boulet Brothers Dragula Season 1
26:28and the world's first drag super monster,
26:30the one and only Vander Von Odd.
26:33Welcome home, darling.
26:34Back in the depths of hell, it's good to be home.
26:37And our next judge is special effects makeup master
26:40and star of SyFy Channel's face-off, Sig Neutron.
26:44Welcome to the show, Sig.
26:45I do hope our contestants are ugly enough for you.
26:48Hmm, well, that's a tall hors d'oeuvre.
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30:37First, the judges would like to thank you all
30:39for all of the hard work that you guys put into tonight's floor show.
30:41What a show. It was amazing.
30:43As always, I want to remind you that we are not here to judge your drag tonight.
30:46This art and art is subjective.
30:48What we are judging you on is your drag as it relates to this competition
30:51and the challenges that we put before you.
30:53We're going to get started and take a look at each of your floor shows,
30:55and we're going to start with Priscilla.
30:57I love the schlitzy-schleeze that you were oozing all over the stage.
31:01It was like you're skipping through your own, like, freaky gag,
31:04and I was mopping it up.
31:07It was super and playful and fun,
31:09and, like, I knew who she was, and I wanted to hang out with her.
31:12Honey, anytime.
31:14Priscilla, I like your concept overall of the pinhead.
31:17I'm not exactly sure about the execution.
31:20In the Dragula world, I feel like you should be a little dirtier,
31:23a little gritty, a little more American Horror Story freak show maybe.
31:26You just seem a little clean to me.
31:28This seems a little store-bought.
31:30I did appreciate your freak show gag, so well done there.
31:32Thank you.
31:34My only issue with this was that I wasn't quite understanding what the doll was for.
31:38My first instinct when I saw it was that this was something
31:41that maybe wasn't initially part of your concept,
31:43but that you kind of integrated into it
31:45because that was part of the challenge was to use the Art of Wigs.
31:49The doll head does have a cone head.
31:51It kind of read as something last minute.
31:54Now let's move on to Dahlia Black.
31:56Dahlia, you checked off all of the boxes for me tonight,
31:59and you had to incorporate the Art of Wig into your outfit,
32:02and I think you did all of those very well.
32:04It was 10s across the board for me.
32:06I immediately recognized the strong woman concept,
32:08so that got me on board with the story right away,
32:10and I actually kind of dug all the random reveals
32:12and those hypnotic eyes were just like the lube
32:14that kept me gliding through the whole performance.
32:16We immediately got it.
32:17You were the strong woman.
32:18That was very clear, and so to update it and sort of renovate it
32:22and bring it new and fresh was really fun to watch.
32:25I think you've ruined circuses for me
32:27because none of them are going to complete now
32:29without the strong, tittied woman.
32:31I think this brought me to the place where I wanted to go.
32:34This is part of the filthiest show on Earth,
32:36certainly someplace that we would frequent, wouldn't you say?
32:39Absolutely.
32:40Thank you.
32:41Let's move on to Eva Destruction.
32:42I loved your adorable quaddo look,
32:44and I was like the only thing that can make this better
32:46is if it squirted water.
32:48Oh, it does squirt.
32:49Yeah, that too.
32:50My sister's a squirter. What can I say?
32:52I feel like this conjoined nightmare was so exciting conceptually,
32:56but this execution is a little bit of a miss for me.
32:58I want my conjoined nightmares scarier and grittier.
33:01This just seems too cutesy,
33:03and the treatment of the face was just look like
33:05kind of a melted paper plate or something.
33:07Like if you take a paper plate and microwave a baby,
33:09that's what it would look like?
33:10Yeah.
33:11Okay.
33:12Which I know you've done a few times.
33:15Eva, for me, this look was a miss.
33:17When you first came out, I'm like,
33:19what character is this at a freak show?
33:20And then you did the reveal, and I was like,
33:22why has this bitch got a baby on her?
33:24Like I didn't understand it at all.
33:25I started to kind of get it, but then you tap danced.
33:28It sort of gave me more like a talent show
33:31or maybe a child's version of a freak show
33:33as opposed to Dragula freak show.
33:35Thank you.
33:36I just hate that I'm in this position right now
33:38because I feel like I'm letting a lot of people down
33:41by constantly being in the bottom now,
33:44and this just, this position sucks.
33:47Now let's move on to Louisiana Purchase.
33:49I love the vintage burlesque bitterness
33:51that you're bringing.
33:52I thought the wig worked really well
33:53with the overall outfit.
33:54I was pleasantly surprised to see the reveal
33:56because, you know, who doesn't love
33:58twizzling, trying tassel dazzle labies?
34:00That's a new word I'm trying to start.
34:02Labies?
34:03I'm going to back you up on that one.
34:05You're kind of giving me like a piss yellow,
34:07Jodorowsky, like Santa Sangre moment,
34:10and I really love that.
34:11It's tricky when you do a bodysuit.
34:13However, the materials that this is made out of,
34:15the velvet, the embroidery, the florals,
34:17it transported me to a different time
34:19in a different place.
34:20It really doesn't read as a bodysuit
34:22so much as it does a period costume.
34:24I like your tits, your tuck, and your wig.
34:27A plus on all of those.
34:28But I do think your performance
34:30fell a little short tonight.
34:31You just were very in your head.
34:33You just didn't seem present.
34:34You didn't sell it to us.
34:36When you did the back bend,
34:37it felt disjointed from the rest of the movement.
34:40I was in a little bit of pain.
34:41When I did the back bend,
34:42something immediately stabbed me
34:44underneath my corset.
34:45Oh.
34:46So I just flipped back up
34:47and did more titty tassel and dealt with it.
34:50A corset bone in your side may hurt,
34:52but the extermination that you might face
34:55because of it will hurt much more.
34:57Thank you.
34:58Okay, we're going to move on to Landon Sider.
35:00Landon, I think you gave me my favorite moments
35:03of the floor show tonight.
35:05The usage of the Arda wig, too.
35:06Like, this is genius.
35:07This is like a wig four ways.
35:09Right off the bat,
35:10some of the other characters to me
35:11read as freaks within a freak show,
35:13but your character, Red,
35:14is almost like the freak that owns the freak show
35:17and runs the freak show.
35:18You know, you were showing your three dicks,
35:20and it was just so extra and unnecessary,
35:24but also totally fucking necessary.
35:26At first, I was like,
35:27I don't really want to oogle your Bungleberry lint traps.
35:31Then I look up at your face,
35:33and then I'm like,
35:34well, maybe I do want to peep at those Naughty Biscuits.
35:37So, you liked it?
35:39Yeah, I did.
35:43I could picture opening a tent at a circus sideshow
35:45and you being in there.
35:46I also loved the glass eating.
35:48That was a classic circus freak show act to perform,
35:50so I really appreciated that.
35:52Why would someone with three ding-dongs eat glass?
35:56The dicks I was a little unsure about
35:59because I almost felt like
36:00it would have been more effective
36:01had you had three bulges
36:02as opposed to what you were trying to pass off to us
36:06as penises.
36:07I have to agree.
36:08All I could think was like,
36:09has Landy never seen a penis?
36:11My three dicks may not be anatomically correct,
36:14but what three dicks are.
36:15We were very happy with your performance overall.
36:18Before we talk about who won and who lost tonight,
36:21we want to take a moment to ask you guys
36:23some more in-depth questions.
36:25You know, we're getting along in the competition.
36:27There's only five of you left,
36:28and we really need to start to decide
36:30who we think should move on to the top three
36:32and ultimately who will be our next track super monster.
36:35Landon,
36:37who should go home tonight and why?
36:40Oh, um...
36:44Because of the critiques from last week and this week,
36:49I would say Priscilla.
36:50Priscilla,
36:51who do you believe should go?
36:53Dahlia,
36:54because every week she has kind of just coasted through,
36:57so I feel like she should go home
36:58and I feel like a lot of her looks are the same each week.
37:02Girl, I should go home if I'm coasting through this competition,
37:06but you're going in reverse.
37:07Dahlia, since you've arrived,
37:08you sort of made a few comments about your drag family back home,
37:12and it makes us wonder,
37:13are you able to stand as Dahlia Black
37:15and represent the brand just as a singular person?
37:19I feel like I have been.
37:21Each week, I've made my garments.
37:23I've put in a lot of work.
37:24I have not been coasting through like some may think.
37:27When it comes to what I'm planning on doing when I get home,
37:30I know that my family's not going to be able to go with me everywhere.
37:33I'm fine with that.
37:34I just miss them.
37:35I feel like this experience has grown Mason tremendously
37:38as well as Dahlia.
37:39I'm learning to have that voice,
37:41to feel comfortable standing up for myself,
37:43speaking how I feel,
37:44being true to how I feel,
37:45and being relentless with that.
37:47I don't feel scared at all anymore.
37:50I'm confident and I'm fine with who I am.
37:52I have been a passive little bitch for a long time.
37:55It gets really old.
37:56I mean, you have been a passive little bitch.
37:58What has changed the fear?
38:01It kind of was this switch in the head of I want to be fucking happy,
38:04I want to have fun,
38:05and I don't want to take shit.
38:07Certain people have pointed out
38:08that there's been like a big mood change with me,
38:10and that's because that has kind of clicked in my head
38:13that all of the bullshit doesn't matter.
38:15I just need to be myself.
38:16We're not going to crown someone that we don't know.
38:19You know, I'm feeling grateful for this opportunity
38:21to get to know you, Dahlia.
38:23I feel like after seven weeks of competition,
38:25seven minutes have shown me more about your character
38:28than I've had for the last, since we started all of this,
38:31which kind of leads me to Eva.
38:34Yeah, Eva, Bitch had said when she was here
38:36that she knows you from back home
38:38and that you weren't really being yourself.
38:40Are you being yourself?
38:41And if not, do you want to speak on that
38:42and try to explain to us what's going on?
38:44When I'm in a setting like this,
38:45when I'm in a competition-type setting,
38:47I'm just a focused-ass bitch.
38:48I really am because I have a goal set in mind,
38:51and I do whatever it takes to reach that goal.
38:53And whether that be that I'm just not as open,
38:56it's just because that's not something that life has,
39:01you know, let me do
39:03without someone coming up behind me and slapping my wrist.
39:07Wow, wow, wow.
39:08Would you like some cheese with your wine?
39:10You signed up for a competition, girl.
39:12Tap dance your way out of it.
39:14So, um, I'm sorry.
39:16It's okay.
39:17So I just, you know, I am a guarded person,
39:20but I do know when to open up.
39:21It's just sometimes, you know,
39:23I look more focused and more carefree
39:26than people would like.
39:27I want to encourage you to be gentle on yourself.
39:30I think you've come a great distance
39:32being very hard on yourself
39:33and tempering yourself into a great performer,
39:35but being gentle is not a sign of weakness.
39:38And if you are using that critical thinking
39:41to improve your drag or get to this level
39:44that you want to get to,
39:45I think you've already gotten there,
39:46and now you can sort of hit the pause on that
39:48and love yourself a little bit
39:49and enjoy where you are today,
39:51because I think you're there.
39:52Let's move on to Louisiana.
39:54Louisiana, who do you think should win tonight?
40:01I'm always going to say me when you ask who should win.
40:03I think that's a very, very smart response.
40:07I don't know if Louisiana from episode one
40:10would have said that.
40:11And the time has come to announce tonight's winner
40:14of our freak show challenge.
40:17And that monster is...
40:22Dahlia Black.
40:24Congratulations, Dahlia.
40:25You are the winner of tonight's challenge.
40:27You've also won the $500 prize package
40:29courtesy of Arda Wigs.
40:31You may leave the stage.
40:32Thank you guys so much.
40:34Congratulations, bitch.
40:37Landon Sider, you may also leave the stage.
40:40You will live to fight another day.
40:42Thank you.
40:44That means Eva Destruction, Priscilla Chambers,
40:48and Louisiana Purchase.
40:50For a variety of reasons,
40:52you are all up for extermination tonight.
40:55The extermination challenge is your last chance
40:57to prove to us that you have the guts and the glamour
40:59to be spared and stay in the competition.
41:02We will take into consideration your look,
41:03your performance, and how you fare in this final challenge
41:06to decide who will live and who will be exterminated.
41:10Whether you're a stilt walker, a fire breather,
41:12or a human pin cushion,
41:13if you're going to be a Dragula star,
41:15you are going to need some freaky skills to pay the bills.
41:18Since you've proven to us you don't have what it takes,
41:21we're going to give you a crash course
41:23in a sideshow act that is sure to pull in all the tips.
41:28You've got one minute to get on our freak show side stage
41:31and staple as many dollars to your body as you possibly can.
41:35Now step into the limelight, darling.
41:37Snatch those coins and make your freak family proud.
41:49I think Lulu's really upset right now.
41:52She took off like she was pissed.
41:55She was hoping she was going to win this one.
41:57She's been safe this entire time.
41:59And Eva's been in the bottom twice.
42:00It's a real mixed bag.
42:01It's weird how it's mixed up right now.
42:04I know this extermination is going to hurt.
42:06I don't like pain.
42:07I'm really nervous to do this.
42:09And I'm just trying to build up the confidence
42:11to go through with this.
42:13All right.
42:14Well, here we go again.
42:18Are we getting filmed?
42:20I don't care.
42:22Do you want to talk, Lulu?
42:23No.
42:24No? OK.
42:26Do you mind if I direct the conversation to somebody else?
42:28You can go right ahead.
42:29Eva, how are you feeling, baby?
42:31You know what? I'm terrified.
42:32My heart goes out to Lulu.
42:33I can see how scared she is.
42:35And she has been there for all of us.
42:37So all I want to do is be there for her, too.
42:39You still don't want to talk, Lulu?
42:40Not yet?
42:41OK.
42:43It really is.
42:46Because it's like what I said on stage.
42:48I just want to see you guys.
42:50I see.
42:51I know.
42:52I know.
42:53That's it.
42:54All you have to do is show them.
42:55You're going to kill it.
42:56You're going to kill it.
42:57That's all you're going to do.
42:58I know.
42:59My pleasure is mine.
43:00Yes.
43:01She's part of the game.
43:02She's part of the game.
43:03I'm fucking scared.
43:04I am fucking scared.
43:06Because it's going to fucking hurt.
43:08And I've already had fucking a lance through my fucking thumb.
43:11So, I mean, I'm scared.
43:14I'm livid.
43:16And I'm just going to fucking do this.
43:18And just fucking stand the fuck out of my way.
43:20Because I'm fucking doing it.
43:21That's right.
43:23And that pain is temporary.
43:25And also, I can tell you, your fear in your mind is so much stronger than the actual pain.
43:30I'm going to pass out.
43:32Nina, come on.
43:33Do you want some water?
43:34Stand up, baby.
43:35Stand up and try to get some circulation going through you.
43:37Do you want some water?
43:39I have tattoos.
43:40I have tattoos.
43:41I have piercings.
43:42And I know I always faint after.
43:44But I'm definitely doing this extermination.
43:46I am here to win.
43:47And I'm here to challenge myself.
43:49And that's the whole point of these exterminations is to push yourself.
43:52Don't let it overpower you.
43:54I can't.
43:55I'm not going home.
43:56You're not that kind of person.
43:57No, you're not.
43:58I'm not going home.
43:59I can't.
44:00I mean, if I go home, they're going to look at me like I'm a fucking failure.
44:03And I can't because I don't know where to go until I'm at the top.
44:06And I'm not fucking going home.
44:08I am not going home.
44:10That's the energy you need, though, right now.
44:12That is the energy that you need.
44:15They're going to look at me and they're going to go, yeah, we fucking knew it.
44:17And no, I'm not going to let them say that about me.
44:19I'm going all the way to the fucking top and I'm fucking doing this.
44:22I'm not fucking going home.
44:39I'm not going home.
45:09I'm not going home.
45:24Fuck.
45:25Fuck.
45:32Let's rock and roll, fuckers.
45:35Fuck.
45:40I've spent my entire fucking direct career proving that I'm worth it.
45:44And that I'm a fucking monster.
45:52God damn it.
45:58This is for everyone that ever believed in me.
46:03Fuck.
46:09Fuck.
46:22Can I get some water, please?
46:27I need a medic to set.
46:33Check pulse, check pulse.
46:39Check pulse.
47:09Fuck.
47:39Fuck.