Movin' On Episode 21 The Price of Loving Apr 2, 1975
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00:00What time is your date tonight?
00:17I don't have a date.
00:18What time's yours?
00:19Oh, what happened to our beautiful, warm-hearted, ever-loving Alice?
00:20Her mother's in town.
00:21She had to cancel.
00:22Mother's in town?
00:23You bought that?
00:24No.
00:25What am I gonna say?
00:26Well, say you're invited to a houseboat party and they told you to come alone, say anything,
00:27but don't ever let a chick stick you like that.
00:28Yours cancelled out on you too, huh?
00:33What am I going to say?
00:34Well, say you're, uh, you're invited to a houseboat party
00:38and they told you to come alone, say anything,
00:40but don't ever let a chick stick you like that.
00:44Yours canceled out on you too, huh?
00:50Do I look like I know when there's a houseboat party?
01:03♪♪
01:23Will you look at that?
01:28Old Teddy Brown not only beat us in,
01:30he's already loaded and going out.
01:32That old boy really hustled.
01:36Looks like he's hustled himself right asleep.
01:38Why doesn't he eat a swamper like a real trucker?
01:41I don't know.
01:43♪♪
01:48Well, let's go hustle him.
01:56♪♪
02:00Hey, Lee Reed, look at that truck.
02:06Okay, Teddy boy, it's up-and-up time.
02:09Hey.
02:11Hey, Teddy.
02:18This guy could sleep on a dirt bike.
02:21Hey, Teddy, wake up.
02:27I think he's sick.
02:29Hey, Teddy, wake up.
02:42Hey, you gotta go around the other way.
02:45This guy is sick.
02:48Hey, old pal.
02:50I thought you guys were on your way to San Francisco.
02:54This is San Francisco.
02:58Son of a gun, he sure is.
03:00Hey, Brown, will you move it?
03:02He can't go anywhere. He's sick.
03:04He's hauling up the parade.
03:05He can't move.
03:06Take the rig over there.
03:07Unhitch it. I'll get another driver.
03:08No, no, no.
03:11You can't do that.
03:12Listen, listen, I'm all loaded up.
03:14I'm ready to go and I'm fine.
03:16Really, I'm fine.
03:20How you feeling?
03:22I'm fine, just fine.
03:26What's that around your neck? How is he?
03:28Well, I called the doc. He said it sounds like flu.
03:30It may be worse. He wants to see him.
03:32Come on, we're ticked yet.
03:33Now, come on, forget about the doc.
03:34All I needed was to rest here for a few seconds.
03:36Sure you did.
03:37I read your log.
03:38And if anybody else reads it, you are in big trouble.
03:42We saw you last night in Bakersfield.
03:44Your log says that you slept.
03:46No way, man, you hauled it in.
03:48Your log says that you slept.
03:49No way, man, you hauled it in here.
03:51Well, I had insomnia.
03:54I like to keep moving.
03:56If you keep on hauling like that, you're going to end up buying the orchard.
03:59Hey, Sonny.
04:01Look, I thought I told you to unhitch this load.
04:05I got to put somebody else on it.
04:06Look, I got to take out that load.
04:08I mean, I got overhead, I got obligations.
04:10You look like you got one foot in the grave, man.
04:13You're not driving one of my loads, Serino.
04:15I can't afford to lose this run.
04:17I'm sorry.
04:18When is that load of ours from Vancouver supposed to be ready?
04:22Well, until late tomorrow.
04:23All right, look, you got a tight schedule.
04:25I'll take your rig to Reno and bring it back tomorrow.
04:27How's that?
04:28No, no, I can't let you do that.
04:31You could be laid up for weeks.
04:32No, no, no, no.
04:33Look, Willow, buddy, I appreciate it very much.
04:35But that is my load.
04:36Look, I'm taking you to the doctor.
04:38No.
04:39Unhitch the load or get it out of here.
04:41Please.
04:43Ahem.
04:46All right, I'll do it solo.
04:47It's no sweat.
04:50You got any phone numbers for me and Reno?
04:52You think you can drive a cab over without me?
04:55Yeah.
05:12Hi, lover.
05:37I thought I'd surprise you.
05:43You did.
05:45You did.
05:46Who are you?
05:49What have you done with Teddy?
05:55Well...
05:58I know this is too good to be true.
06:00You just give me a straight answer, I'm going straight to the police.
06:03Now, where is he?
06:04Okay, hold on, hold on.
06:05He's sick.
06:06Teddy?
06:07That's all.
06:08Teddy is sick?
06:09Yeah.
06:10Well, what's wrong?
06:11Does he have a doctor?
06:12Is he in the hospital?
06:13Where is he?
06:14No, no, wait, wait.
06:15Don't run away from me.
06:16Hold on a second.
06:17He's probably got the flu, overwork, exhaustion.
06:19Yes, he's got a doctor.
06:20No, he's not in the hospital.
06:21He's probably in a motel room somewhere in San Francisco.
06:24And what are you doing with his truck?
06:26Taking care of it for a couple of days until he gets back on his feet.
06:31We'll change it.
06:34Abby.
06:36Abby Brown?
06:38Abby Brown.
06:39Abby Brown.
06:41Ah, of course.
06:50Prelude.
06:52Boy, he sure knows how to keep a girl happy.
06:54That's a talent given to only a few.
06:57Yeah, well, he works at it.
06:58And I do too.
07:00Gee, I had such a nice evening all planned.
07:03You know, the kids were going to be out.
07:05I was going to have spare ribs and sauerkraut.
07:07Well, those spare ribs and sauerkraut may not sound too romantic, but he loves them.
07:12They even had aromatic candles.
07:17What are you doing for dinner?
07:19Oh, I'm probably going to go to some typically dingy diner and grab a bite.
07:22You know the way you guys live.
07:24Look, you're not the real thing, but you'll do.
07:26Come on.
07:27Oh, no, no.
07:28You can't get me that easily.
07:29I got a couple of phone calls I can make, and I'll...
07:31That is so silly.
07:32You truck drivers are all lonely.
07:34And besides, you don't have that many phone numbers.
07:36Come on.
07:39Sauerkraut?
07:40And ribs.
07:42Cornbread?
07:43Always have cornbread.
07:45Okay.
07:46Okay, I'll meet you at my car.
07:47Listen, you'll probably need the aromatic candles.
07:52Here we go, Sonny.
07:53This is just for you.
07:55That's a spot hitter.
07:57I appreciate everything you've done today.
08:00Forget it.
08:02Teddy, you're home already.
08:04Sweetheart, we just...
08:05Oh, listen, I told you not to carry that big alone.
08:07How are you?
08:08Are you all right?
08:10I'm fine.
08:11How are you?
08:14Hey, I don't want to hug you too tight.
08:16You can't hug me too tight.
08:18Things like that don't hurt a baby.
08:25This is my surprise, Sonny.
08:27I want you to meet my wife, Betsy.
08:32I didn't even know you were married.
08:34Sonny Pruitt.
08:35Hi, Sonny.
08:36Make yourself comfortable.
08:37I'm going to make dinner in a minute.
08:39When you called me at work...
08:40You see, she won't quit work no matter what I tell her to do.
08:42Well, I was so worried.
08:43No, I'm worried about you, sweetheart.
08:45Now, you come right over here and you sit down.
08:48Come on.
08:53Tell me what's wrong.
08:54Oh, nothing.
08:55I had a shot and some pills.
08:57I just got the flu.
08:58The flu?
08:59Mm-hmm.
09:00You're going to bed.
09:01Oh, no, honey, not now.
09:02Yes, now.
09:03Is he telling me the truth?
09:05I mean, he never wants me to worry.
09:07Uh, Scott's on her.
09:12Oh, yeah, fine.
09:25Here you go.
09:26Nice kids.
09:27Yeah, they're not only nice looking, they are nice kids.
09:30A little vintage wine?
09:31Oh, I'm sorry.
09:32No, I've got a half a gallon or so of red wine Teddy likes.
09:35That's all right.
09:36You sure?
09:37No, this is beautiful.
09:38Okay.
09:40It's a nice place.
09:41Teddy gives us all we need and then some.
09:43Do you know he never spends a dime on himself?
09:45I never thought of him as a family man, but I'll bet he fits right in here.
09:49What do Idison call?
09:50Do you know where to reach him?
09:53Flowers.
09:55Do you believe this man?
09:57As sick as he is.
09:59He is.
10:00And you get me flowers.
10:03Sonny.
10:05We're gonna have a baby.
10:07I never would have noticed.
10:10Hi, Junior.
10:11Hi.
10:12This is Will Chandler.
10:14Hi.
10:15I'll start on the kids' rooms.
10:16Okay.
10:17You know, I used to drive.
10:19Did you?
10:20Yeah, I rode with Teddy for two years before we made enough to start a family.
10:23Did you?
10:24Yeah.
10:25You drove the rig?
10:26Right.
10:27Did he have the cab?
10:28Hi.
10:29Hi.
10:30I'll get the garbage.
10:31Leroy's gonna help me.
10:32How was school?
10:33The garbage is better.
10:35Oh, I heard that somewhere before.
10:38See you later, Mom.
10:40Okay, Stevie.
10:42Stevie, Bumper, Leroy, Junior.
10:45It's a nice bunch of kids.
10:49You don't think so?
10:50What's the matter?
10:51Yeah, I just had an idea.
10:58Do you know what I have for you?
11:00What?
11:01Ribs and sauerkraut.
11:04Ribs and sauerkraut.
11:06Oh, that's wonderful.
11:08Sonny, wait till you taste them.
11:09They're fantastic.
11:10Now, I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna get some wine and some...
11:15You're gonna go to bed.
11:16Yes, I'm gonna put you to bed right now.
11:18Later, please.
11:19Rita, you ought to hit the sack and get a good night's sleep.
11:21He's absolutely right.
11:23How are you gonna feel better in the morning?
11:25Come on.
11:26Now, lean on me.
11:30Here. Here we go.
11:35But, Mom, can't you just call him?
11:37I tried and I couldn't.
11:38I know as soon as I get there, I'll be able to find him.
11:40Are you a good driver?
11:42Hey.
11:43Don't worry about that, Bumper.
11:45I'm gonna drive.
11:46It'll give Willie here a chance to rest.
11:48Goodbye, baby.
11:49Goodbye.
11:51Goodbye.
11:52Listen, if anything goes wrong, you go straight to your Aunt Sally, okay?
11:58Can't stop with the long faces.
12:00Your father's gonna be fine. I know he is.
12:02You sure you wanna drive?
12:03Oh, yeah. I can't wait.
12:05I'll call you guys as soon as I get there.
12:07So, stop worrying.
12:08Yeah, good, Mother.
12:09Stop worrying.
12:14You drive great.
12:15Well, it's kind of like riding a bicycle or, uh...
12:18It's like loving.
12:19It's like loving.
12:20You know, once you've done it, you never forget.
12:22Yeah.
12:23I know what you mean.
12:50Stay.
12:55I'm gonna see if I can find the dispatcher and find out a few things, okay?
12:58Okay.
12:59Hang in there.
13:11Okay, Sonny.
13:12Four o'clock low tomorrow afternoon for Vancouver.
13:15That's great.
13:16Have a good trip.
13:17Yeah.
13:18I'd take it myself if he doesn't make it back.
13:22Yeah, it's gonna be a good load.
13:24Hi, Guy.
13:25Hey, Guy, how are you? Right on time.
13:27We're out here tomorrow night for Vancouver.
13:29That's terrific.
13:30You beat?
13:31No, no, I'm fine. How's Teddy?
13:33Fit as a fiddle.
13:34I think the flu shot out, but I think really what it was,
13:36that little wife of his, you should have seen her stuffing him
13:39with soup and ribs and sauerkraut.
13:42Sauerkraut for flu?
13:44Listen, if you haven't tried it, don't knock it.
13:46I don't know what she puts in it, but it works.
13:48Teddy's wife?
13:49Yeah.
13:50She made sauerkraut.
13:51Ribs and sauerkraut and cornbread.
13:55I'm telling you, I disgraced myself last night.
13:58Teddy and his wife.
14:02With Teddy and his wife.
14:04What's the matter with you?
14:13What's the matter with you?
14:14Now, wait a second.
14:16I ate pretty well myself last night.
14:18I had sauerkraut, I had cornbread, and I had ribs.
14:22How about that? He left some in the truck.
14:24No.
14:25Hot. On a plate.
14:27But it makes sense.
14:29Betsy never left the house, and you were in Reno.
14:32Reno, Nevada, with Teddy's wife, Abby.
14:35Abby Brown?
14:36Abby Brown, whom he married 18 years ago,
14:38and by whom he has four children,
14:40Stevie, Bumper, Leroy, and Junior.
14:43They live in a nice house with pictures all over the wall.
14:46It just can't be.
14:47There's got to be some kind of a mistake.
14:49No mistake.
14:50She came back here with me today,
14:51and she wants to see how he is.
14:54How could a guy get himself in a pickle like that?
14:57I couldn't even hold on to one.
14:58He volunteers for two.
15:00Now, wait a minute.
15:01You don't know all the circumstances.
15:02Look, we are going to find out the circumstances
15:04if those two get together.
15:06Teddy is with Betsy, and she's bringing them in here.
15:09Now, where's the Reno wife?
15:11I told you.
15:12She's here in the truck.
15:13She drove the truck back.
15:15She drove?
15:16Yeah, she drove.
15:17Oh, well, that's great.
15:18I mean, at least she can make a living while he's in jail.
15:20I don't know what Betsy's going to do.
15:22Betsy is pregnant out to here.
15:23When she finds out about this, she's going to...
15:25They're here.
15:29Abby...
15:30No, no, Betsy and Teddy.
15:31Oh, no, Abby and Betsy.
15:32Where is Abby?
15:33In the...
15:34All right, all right.
15:35Keep her in the...
15:37Hey, Abby.
15:39Hey, listen.
15:40Stay right there, will you?
15:41I'll be right back.
15:43Yeah, well, hurry it up, okay?
15:45Yeah, okay.
15:56No, no, no, wait.
15:59Hi, Betsy.
16:00The dispatcher gets very upset walking around,
16:03you know, kind of like in this condition, you know.
16:05Right, Teddy?
16:06Sure, sure.
16:07And we've got to make a load now,
16:09and we've got to talk to Teddy about it right away, okay?
16:12Oh, yeah, okay.
16:14I'll be right back, Angel.
16:16Okay, okay.
16:30He's very curious.
16:32He's very cute, huh?
16:33She takes real good care of you, doesn't she?
16:35Betsy is a doll.
16:37You've got a lot to be thankful for.
16:39Oh, I do.
16:40Like Abby.
16:43And like Junior, and like Steve, and...
16:46Like Leroy.
16:53Now, fellas, I can explain everything.
16:57I got lonesome on the road.
16:59That's an explanation?
17:14Hey, lady.
17:16You driving this, Rick?
17:17Yeah, me and my husband, Teddy Brown.
17:19You know where he is?
17:20Well, he's due.
17:22Well, he's due.
17:23Want to drive down to Bay 18 and get ready for a load?
17:26That's Teddy's.
17:27Oh, yeah, sure.
17:41Now, you know how lonesome it gets at night, son.
17:44Well, I would miss my kids so much.
17:46Then I'd go and dream of Abby so I couldn't sleep,
17:49and I couldn't eat, and I couldn't drive.
17:52And then this one night, I was a little high,
17:55and I met Betsy.
17:58She was lonesome.
18:01But she understood what I was feeling,
18:04and I understood what she was feeling.
18:07So the next time I came here, I took her out, and...
18:14Well, we...
18:16We needed each other.
18:18You put a bun in the oven.
18:21Ma'am, gotta move this thing out of here.
18:24A lot of trucks are gonna be coming in any minute now.
18:26Sure.
18:27Hey, do you know what became of my husband?
18:29Who's your husband?
18:30Teddy Brown.
18:32The Teddy Brown?
18:33Big stocky sort of fella?
18:34Yeah, that's him.
18:35He's your husband?
18:37What do you think?
18:40Honey, don't matter what I think.
18:42What you think that's important, right?
18:44Yeah.
18:47So listen, will you tell him where I moved to anyway?
18:50Yes, miss.
18:51Miss?
18:52Say, don't you think you ought to call me missus?
18:54Missus, that's what I mean, missus.
18:56Anything that makes you happy.
19:12I mean, there's nothing wrong with getting married twice,
19:14but you forgot one thing.
19:15To get divorced.
19:16In between.
19:17Divorce? Well, why should I get divorced?
19:18I love Betsy.
19:19And I love Abby.
19:21In fact, I am married to the two most wonderful women in the world.
19:27Well, that is a...
19:28That is a very refreshing attitude in this day and age.
19:32That's why you're always broke.
19:34That's why you have to work so hard.
19:35Well, you think this life is easy?
19:36Let me tell you something.
19:37Forgetting the driving.
19:38It's darn hard work trying to remember
19:42what you said to which one.
19:44Well, at least you got the menu straightened out.
19:46Oh, yeah.
19:47Well, I just figured that out last month.
19:48I don't care what he said.
19:50You're in my way, so move it.
19:52You can't order me around.
19:54I was told to park here.
19:56Look, either you move it,
19:57or I'll come down there and move it for you.
20:00You stay where you are.
20:02I'm pregnant.
20:03What am I supposed to do?
20:04Give you a shower?
20:06Now, will you move it?
20:07I wouldn't move for anyone now.
20:10Slogan!
20:12You know something?
20:14I've met a lot of rude women in my time,
20:16but you're the worst.
20:18All right.
20:19I'll take my wife.
20:21You take yours.
20:22This is not a parking lot, dummy.
20:24It's a loading dock.
20:26Come on, darling.
20:27Listen, Betsy.
20:29What was that all about, anyway?
20:30Mother of the year there.
20:31I won't move her car so I can load up.
20:33Well, everything is all right now, okay?
20:34Did you find Eddie?
20:35Yeah, he's coming.
20:36He's coming.
20:37Now, you stay right here,
20:38and don't get in an uproar.
20:39Don't cause any more trouble.
20:41You really are going to have to move.
20:43In fact, it might just be better
20:45if you went on home.
20:47Home?
20:48Oh, no.
20:49I'm waiting here for Teddy.
20:50I know, but see,
20:51I got some good news,
20:52and I got some bad.
20:53The good news is
20:54Teddy got a premium load.
20:56But the bad news is
20:57he had to leave right away,
20:58so he asked me to say goodbye for him.
21:01He left?
21:02He just felt terrible about it.
21:04He really did,
21:05but you know how trucking is.
21:07I mean, when a man says move,
21:08you just, you move.
21:11Yeah, but I had something to tell him.
21:13Betsy, you really are going to have to move.
21:15They load here.
21:16I'll probably see him out on the road.
21:18I'll tell him.
21:19What is it?
21:20Never mind.
21:21It doesn't matter.
21:23If he doesn't think enough of me
21:25to even say goodbye.
21:28Oh, I don't even know
21:29why I'm having this baby.
21:39Now, be careful.
21:52Abby!
21:53Honey lamb,
21:54what are you doing here?
21:56Lover, you just get yourself
21:57right on over here
21:58and put those great big arms around me.
22:01I want to make sure you're all recovered.
22:09Oh, you might have been sick yesterday,
22:11but you sure ain't sick today.
22:13Oh, honey lamb,
22:14how could I stay sick
22:15knowing what I had to look forward to?
22:33He must think he's in the South Seas or something,
22:36think he can get away with something like this.
22:38What I don't understand
22:39is why we're the only ones that know.
22:40He's got to blow his cover sooner or later.
22:42Got to.
22:50Hiya, Ted.
22:53Hey, Hock.
22:55Hey, I sure enjoy meeting your little wife, Teddy.
22:59Yeah.
23:00Yeah, she's a real doll.
23:03Yeah.
23:04Ain't she, Hock?
23:05You have a nice trip.
23:24Hey, is that,
23:25is that Betsy's buck?
23:27Well, it's a blue VW.
23:32Let's take a look.
23:35All right.
23:46Roy!
23:47Betsy!
23:48Betsy!
23:49Betsy!
23:50What's the matter, babe?
23:51Oh, I got so upset.
23:53I think the baby's coming.
23:55I can drop the box faster
23:57and we can change his tire.
23:58Okay.
23:59Come on.
24:00That's it.
24:01Take it easy.
24:02Take it easy.
24:05Take it easy.
24:22Hey, listen.
24:23I'm sorry to tell you.
24:24There's a woman who's having a baby.
24:25Will you give us an escort?
24:36Take pleasant thoughts.
24:38Think about a sailboat in the moonlight.
24:40Think about birds in the twilight.
24:42Birds in the twilight.
24:43She's thinking of babies.
24:44You better be ready in case we're late.
25:06Let's go.
25:22Relax.
25:23You relax, too.
25:24You're about to put her out of the bunk.
25:27Told me to pull out the stops.
25:29All right. Well, use your head.
25:31Hold on to my hand and squeeze.
25:49Now you're going too slow.
25:50Hey, you want to drive?
26:08Hey, give us a hand here.
26:09We're ladies having a baby.
26:11How long ago was your last pain?
26:20Three minutes.
26:21Relax, Pops.
26:22She's going to be fine.
26:23You made it in plenty of time.
26:24You're going to have to sign her in.
26:25Go on.
26:26Sign her in.
26:27You've still got the energy.
26:28I'll sign her in and then that's it.
26:29I've had enough midwifing for one day, you know.
26:41You've got to find that father.
26:42This is his responsibility.
26:43Where'd you stay last night?
26:44Oh, uh, well, where I usually stay.
26:45Did the doctor come to you?
26:46No, no, no, no.
26:47I went to see him at the hospital.
26:48Oh.
26:49Terrible transient.
26:50Terrible transient.
26:51Can you read me?
26:52This terrible transient?
26:53Yeah, old buddy.
26:54This is Lester the Nester.
26:55I've got a 10-21 for you, pal.
26:56You ready?
26:57Sure.
26:58How's it going?
26:59Good.
27:00How's it going?
27:01Good.
27:02How's it going?
27:03Good.
27:04How's it going?
27:05Good.
27:06How's it going?
27:07Good.
27:08How's it going?
27:09Good.
27:10How's it going?
27:11Good.
27:12How's it going?
27:13Good.
27:14How's it going?
27:15Good.
27:16How's it going?
27:17Good.
27:18Thank you.
27:19Call San Francisco.
27:20750-5350.
27:21Can you read me?
27:22Roger, Lester.
27:2310-4.
27:24555-5340.
27:25Got it.
27:26I'll call you next time.
27:27I don't know, honey.
27:28I'll pull in at the first telephone booth and find out.
27:35Yeah.
27:38Yeah?
27:41Yeah?
27:43Whoopee!
27:47Oh boy, that is wonderful!
27:49A girl!
27:51My first girl, Sonny.
27:52You know, I can hardly believe it.
27:55Yeah.
27:57Oh, sure.
27:59Sure. Now, Sonny, listen.
28:01You tell Betsy I'm gonna be there as soon as possible.
28:04And thanks.
28:05Bye.
28:08Bye.
28:23Hey, well, you do have a bottle in there.
28:25You look so happy.
28:26Oh, Abby, it's wonderful.
28:28What?
28:30You see, Abby, I gotta pick up an emergency load.
28:33And it's gonna mean that I'm gonna have to reroute.
28:35But it's premium pay, so it's fine.
28:37Good deal.
28:39Now, listen to me, Abby.
28:40The bus back to Reno stops here,
28:43and I want you to get on it and go home.
28:45And I'm going to drive off to Doobie McPhee's.
28:48Why can't I go with you?
28:49Everything at home is under control.
28:51Abby, it's a dangerous job, and you gotta go home.
28:56Oh, Abby.
28:59You know,
29:01I don't believe that you know how much I love you.
29:05We've been so busy with the kids and working and driving.
29:09But I gotta tell you something.
29:12You are one magnificent woman to me.
29:24Teddy.
29:25And I don't want any harm to come to you.
29:27And that's why you're gonna get on that bus and go home like I'm telling you.
29:31Or are you forgetting who's
29:33running this little family?
29:34No, I haven't forgotten, Teddy.
29:49All right, honey, I'll miss you.
29:50Goodbye.
29:52Give my love to the kids, huh?
29:57Go on.
30:03Go on.
30:33Go on.
30:48She's got a nose like Betsy's.
30:54Did you see her dimple when she moved like that?
30:57You think she smiled?
30:59Abby has a dimple like that.
31:02Aren't you getting your mother's confused?
31:04I am?
31:06Hey, she should have been in when she first came out.
31:07She was hollering like crazy.
31:10She's gonna be a knockout.
31:13I got me a baby girl.
31:18We got us a baby girl.
31:20Right.
31:22Dr. Dormer, you are wanted in emergency.
31:31Dr. Dormer, you are wanted in emergency.
31:34Dr. Dormer.
31:37Oh, I hate to give her up here.
31:41I gotta bail you out, huh?
31:45Sonny, I'm gonna pay you back as soon as I can.
31:48I'm gonna pay you back.
31:49Sonny, I'm gonna pay you back as soon as possible.
31:52Right. Well, we'll meet you out front.
32:17I bet he ain't that sick, Ma.
32:18Ain't that sick? He probably isn't sick at all.
32:21They just probably wanted to give him a report or something, you know?
32:28Now listen, gang, I want you all to behave.
32:32Good, Teddy.
32:44Hey.
32:46You had your baby.
32:49Could I look at him?
32:53Her.
32:56Oh, she's gorgeous.
33:01Hey, guys, look.
33:04Dr. Dormer.
33:06I'm sorry I yelled at you.
33:09Oh, that's all right. I think we were both upset.
33:12Hey, that kid looks just like my baby picture.
33:14Well, they say all kids look alike when they're born.
33:23Okay. Okay. Okay, you big palooka.
33:26I got something to tell you. Abby is here.
33:28Abby?
33:29Abby. Abby Reno. You're Reno's sweetheart, remember?
33:31Abby.
33:32This is what's happening.
33:33Sonny is taking Betsy to the parking lot,
33:36and you are gonna stay here until I find out what's happening.
33:38And she brought the kids.
33:40Kids?
33:41Yeah.
33:42Junior?
33:43Junior.
33:43Junior?
33:44Junior.
33:48Do you have a Mr. Teddy Brown here?
33:50A Mr. Teddy Brown?
33:52Theodore Roosevelt Brown.
33:54We don't have a Mr. Brown.
33:57We have a Mrs. Brown, but she just checked out.
34:00Well, could you try emergency or the laboratory or something?
34:02Do they have a morgue?
34:04Oh, shut up, bumper.
34:06I have an address for a Mr. T.R. Brown, but that's all.
34:13Mr. T.R. Brown.
34:44Come on, Betsy. I can't wait for you to see this.
34:47Oh.
34:49Oh, how sweet.
34:51Oh, you're cute.
34:53You really are.
34:54Molly's gonna love this.
34:56Well, they helped, only they got a little carried away.
34:59Somebody else is gonna get carried away.
35:02Uh, listen, Teddy, we'd like to talk to you out on the patio, huh?
35:06Look, fellas, I'm gonna have to wait. I gotta help put the baby to bed.
35:08Oh, Betsy can do that.
35:09Sure, go ahead.
35:10Just come on a minute, Teddy. We can have a beer.
35:18Teddy, old buddy, you have had it.
35:21I give Abby maybe ten minutes to find out this address.
35:24Now, you listen. You just listen.
35:26If it hadn't been for you two guys butting in, everything would have worked out.
35:29Wait a minute, mister. Neither one of us married two different women.
35:33You're the one that got me out of my rig when I was sick.
35:35And you drove it up there, and you got Abby,
35:37and you called me in my rig when I was having a baby.
35:40So it was you two got me into this mess,
35:42and you're gonna help me out of it.
35:44You believe this kind of insane logic?
35:48You are just gonna have to face the music, pal.
35:51Well, how can I?
35:53You get your butt on a plane, you fly to Mexico, to the Dominican Republic,
35:56you get in and out, you divorce both of them,
35:58and nobody can nail you for bigamy.
36:00Right.
36:01Well, what kind of a man do you think I am?
36:04I'm a man of my word.
36:05What kind of a man do you think I am?
36:08Okay. Go to jail.
36:11Well, I...
36:13Oh, talk about timing.
36:20Keep her away from here.
36:21How?
36:23Well, I don't know how. I don't have any idea how.
36:25You think yourself...
36:36Oh, honey, let's see if Molly has everything she needs.
36:39No, no, she's asleep.
36:40Yeah, well, let's see anyway.
36:45Will, what are you doing here?
36:47How sick is he?
36:48Listen, could you give me a lift to the store?
36:50I'm all out of cigars, and I...
36:51No, I'm sorry, Will. My place is with my husband.
36:54Bumper, Stevie, Leroy.
37:06All right, who is she?
37:10Now, everybody just take it easy and stay calm.
37:14Who's he?
37:15He's the guy that was pushing that wheelchair.
37:17No, no, that's Sonny, my partner.
37:22Oh, well, then this is his place and that was his baby.
37:24No, no, not exactly. He's the godfather.
37:29Go on, tell her.
37:32Honey, can I have a divorce?
37:38A divorce? What a good idea.
37:42We can go through dating and getting married and having a baby all over again.
37:48You're smart.
37:51You tell her.
37:54Abby.
37:56Teddy.
37:57Baby, how are you?
37:59Hi, Dad.
38:00Hey, he's okay.
38:00Hi, Dad.
38:01Hi, Pop.
38:02Teddy, I do think you owe me an explanation.
38:04Now, whose place is this, and why do I have this funny feeling?
38:07Now, Abby, don't get excited. You'll wake the baby.
38:09Darling, let's get out of here.
38:11I promised the boys that if you were okay, we'd all have a little vacation.
38:14Well, honey, I can't leave just yet.
38:16Why not?
38:20Uh, kids, how'd you like to have a little baby sister?
38:26Yeah, Mom, that'd be great.
38:27Sure, a nice little type with a round red face and squinty little eyes.
38:33Darling, I love you very much, but we're not having any more babies.
38:39Oh, you could have a baby if you got a divorce.
38:46A divorce?
38:50What in blazes are you jabbering about?
38:52A divorce?
38:53You want to come for a broken heart?
38:54Well, it wouldn't be broken, just a little crack.
38:56Yeah, well, all right, gentlemen, all of you, get out of here.
38:59Go on into the kitchen, get something to eat.
39:00But I'm not hungry.
39:02Well, since when does that make any difference? Go on, eat.
39:04It may be the last chance you ever get.
39:06A divorce?
39:08When I just got back from the hospital with my baby?
39:13That's the meanest thing I've ever heard of.
39:16But you don't want Teddy to go to jail, do you?
39:18Don't you see that that's the best way out?
39:20Let him go to jail!
39:22How was I supposed to know there was another woman?
39:26No wonder we were always broke.
39:29You know, it would be much worse if he were in jail.
39:31He couldn't even support you this much.
39:33And besides, he loves you.
39:36Loves me?
39:38You bum!
39:40You fink!
39:41You, you, you no good!
39:44Abby, I don't want an unfriendly divorce.
39:47You get your divorce, all right, I'll race you to the lawyer.
39:49But he's trying to protect you.
39:50Protect me?
39:53I don't ever want to see him again.
39:54Get him out of here!
39:56I don't want to see him and I don't want Molly!
39:58It's you.
40:00It's her.
40:06Now wait a second.
40:08Before either of you says something, you're going to regret
40:10something to be said in this man's defense.
40:13A man who has no respect for marriage?
40:16What do you mean no respect for marriage?
40:17He respects it so much he got married twice.
40:19I mean, he loves you both, he doesn't want to lose either one of you.
40:22Any of you.
40:23That's right.
40:25I don't.
40:31It's just that I got so lonesome I couldn't help myself.
40:36I love you, Abby.
40:40And Betsy.
40:46Now when you divorce me,
40:47I'm going to work just as hard as I always done.
40:50And not because I have to, but because
40:52I want to.
40:59I'm the same man I was yesterday,
41:00the same person I've always been.
41:05Is Molly our family sister?
41:06Yes, son.
41:07She's in the back bedroom.
41:14So divorce me.
41:19But don't turn against me.
41:22I won't.
41:40Abby?
41:43I'll be at home.
41:45I don't know how I'll feel when I get there, but I'll be at home.
41:48Well, can I call you when I get there?
41:52I refuse a call from you, Teddy.
42:15Betsy?
42:17Betsy?
42:23Is there anything more that I could do to help you and Molly?
42:31Never mind for now.
42:39Hey, father of the year.
42:48I blew it.
42:50I really blew everything.
42:51Come on, get in. We'll give you a lift over to your rig.
42:54I'm going to do everything I said that I would.
42:57I've already talked to Wheels,
42:58and he's promised me as much work as I can handle,
43:00so they won't be suffering for money, at least.
43:03Listen, if you have some spare time to get lonesome on the road,
43:07we know this widow lady's got a motor home.
43:09It's all paid off.
43:10Oh, Lucille.
43:11Two kids.
43:16Here's something else.
43:18I couldn't handle that kind of pressure.
43:19You thrive on it. You welcome it.
43:21I think those two women couldn't resist a guy like you.
43:24That's why they love you.
43:26You really think so?
43:27Right.
43:28Two mortgages, eight deductions.
43:30You can handle that. You can handle anything.
43:32Anything.
43:35I can.
43:36I can handle that.
43:40Well, you guys wait and see.
43:42Everything's going to be fine.
43:50You know, I'm thinking of changing my image.
43:53There's something wrong with me.
43:55Yeah? How?
43:56Well, I never had one woman who cared as much for me
43:59as those two women care for Teddy Brown.
44:02Yeah, I know what you mean.
44:04It makes you feel like you've missed something.
44:07Yeah, like a couple of years in jail and a couple of mortgages.
44:11And all the sauerkraut you could eat.
44:19THE END
44:49Bye-bye.