Tongue Thai'd with Pangina Heals S01E08 (2022)
Transcript
00:00Today, we're at Love to Eat Thai Food,
00:02which has been called one of LA's essential Thai restaurants.
00:06Their food is amazing, and the spice levels are no joke.
00:10Hi!
00:13I came to chop through the competition.
00:15My guest today can be seen as the star
00:18of the Work the World North American tour.
00:21Her beauty line was founded under the belief of beauty for all.
00:25It's the legendary Kim Chi!
00:28Oh, hi.
00:30You sample food from all around the world.
00:32Where does Thai food rank for you?
00:34Oh, Thai food is definitely high up there,
00:36one of my top favorites.
00:37Okay.
00:38How spicy do you want to start?
00:40Okay, so I can handle spicy pretty well,
00:42but this is going to be my first meal.
00:44Okay.
00:45So I feel like before I move to the spicy,
00:47I need to coat my stomach with something mild.
00:50Okay.
00:51So later, I don't want to have explosive diarrhea.
00:53Okay.
00:55This is called the naked shrimp salad.
00:59This is a simple salad commonly eaten as an appetizer.
01:03It features fresh raw shrimp in a spicy lime dressing.
01:07The shrimp are naked because the shells have been removed,
01:11which must be extra embarrassing for them.
01:14Oh, you grab the tail,
01:17you plunk it in as much chili as possible,
01:20and just pray.
01:21I have a trick.
01:22If you want to eat something right,
01:23my friend taught me,
01:24if you want to give good blowjobs, right,
01:25you shouldn't look directly up
01:27because then you look like you're from like the ring.
01:29So you have to angle your face a little bit
01:31when you like do this.
01:34Yeah, there we go.
01:35There you go.
01:36See, you can see half of your face is pretty
01:38and you don't look like you're possessed.
01:40While we eat,
01:41we're going to be playing a little game called
01:44chai or mai.
01:46Chai means yes, mai means no.
01:48So all you have to say is chai or mai.
01:52Okay.
01:53First off, are you excited to be here?
01:55Chai.
01:56Yay.
01:57Do you consent me asking you a few personal questions?
01:59Chai.
02:00Do you pick your nose?
02:02Only if they're watching.
02:05Have you ever lied to Naomi Smalls?
02:08Chai.
02:09What was the lie?
02:10So, you know, like drag queens,
02:11like right before you're going on stage,
02:13they ask you, like, how do I look?
02:15And, you know, sometimes, you know,
02:17I give her a little, like, you look amazing, girl.
02:20Then on stage and then afterwards,
02:21like, girl, you look good.
02:23Have you ever sharted?
02:25Sharted?
02:26Chai.
02:27When's the last time you sharted?
02:31Her silence says it all.
02:38The next dish,
02:39one of the most famous dish in Thailand.
02:41This is tom yum with shrimp.
02:43Tom yum is a sweet and sour soup
02:45which originated in central Thailand.
02:48It was made using the abundance of fresh river shrimp
02:51in the Chao Phraya River.
02:53Nowadays, you can buy tom yum paste
02:56in your local Thai grocery and make it at home.
03:00Can I serve you?
03:02Yeah, serving the children.
03:04Let's try it.
03:06All right.
03:07The first sip just hits you with that briny shrimp flavor
03:11followed by a little heat from the chili.
03:13But overall, the broth is more like
03:16sweeter in flavor than spicy.
03:18I feel like you'd be a really good phone sex operator
03:21because you described me so well.
03:23While we're eating this tom yum,
03:25I just want to ask you a few questions
03:27about your makeup line.
03:29I'll make up some stuff.
03:31So, Kim, tell me how you discovered
03:35your face painting talents.
03:37To me, makeup was just like another medium of art.
03:40And then obviously, like, the first few times I did it,
03:43you know, I look like a foot.
03:45But I just kept practicing and practicing.
03:47You know, in Thailand, so many people use you as a reference
03:50when they do makeup.
03:51Do they?
03:52Yeah, they do.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:54What is the hardest thing about owning a makeup line?
03:57You can't really truly please everyone, you know?
03:59There's always that one person like,
04:01oh, I don't have, like, a perfect match,
04:03even though, you know, we offer, like, a wide range, you know?
04:05Mm-hmm.
04:06You know, it's hard.
04:07Yeah.
04:08It's hard.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Where did the idea of the makeup line start?
04:13Fame and fortune.
04:14Ah.
04:15What was the motivation?
04:17Fame and fortune.
04:18Ha-ha-ha.
04:19Ha-ha-ha.
04:20Ha-ha-ha.
04:21Ha-ha-ha.
04:22Ha-ha-ha.
04:23Ha-ha-ha.
04:24Are you ready to move on to the next dish?
04:26Bring it on.
04:27Let's do it.
04:28This is Phuket-style crab curry.
04:31This curry has noodles known as kanom chin,
04:35which are thin rice noodles.
04:37While many curries take a long time to cook,
04:40this one comes together very quickly.
04:43Phuket is the southern region of Thailand
04:46known for its incredible beaches and delicious seafood.
04:50I'm going to serve you now.
04:52All right.
04:53For Thai people, we want that feeling of itchy head.
04:56Oh, yeah.
04:57So it's like, oh, you feel, like, the burn.
04:59Mm-hmm.
05:00And then you feel like a Thai person again.
05:02In Korea, they say, um, the back of my skull is pulling,
05:05like, when we eat something too spicy.
05:07Similar.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Close.
05:12So I'm hearing a few sniffles.
05:14Is that just you, or is it just me?
05:16It's all you.
05:17Oh, fuck.
05:18It's not a competition.
05:19It's not.
05:20You know?
05:21It's not.
05:22But I won.
05:23For the next round, I'm going to ask you
05:25some very tough questions.
05:27And you must answer, or I'll take points away.
05:30What points?
05:31Did I tell you I have a point system?
05:33No.
05:34Well, we do, because it's my show, my rule.
05:39Whoa.
05:41Sorry.
05:43Oh, it's so spicy.
05:44Oh.
05:45Oh.
05:47I mean, I feel fine.
05:48You feel fine?
05:49That's good.
05:50I'm happy that you're having a good time.
05:52Oh, my god.
05:53You poor thing.
05:54Name three of the shade of your diamond shard sparkle cream.
05:59World Dominance, Amethyst, and Disco.
06:02Amethyst.
06:03What is the physical feature do you fixate on?
06:06With a lover.
06:07I'm a sucker for a guy with a nice thigh.
06:11If you have a nice thigh, ooh.
06:13Rank these queens from the nicest to least nice.
06:17Trixie, Katya, Bob, Hengina, Monet.
06:21Probably Bob is like the least nicest.
06:24And then probably next is Trixie.
06:26OK.
06:27I've never seen you be offensive.
06:28So I'm going to put you, Katya, Monet,
06:32like in like the same category.
06:34Oh, thank you.
06:35Meals on me.
06:38This is Pad Krapow.
06:41This stir fry is one of the most popular dishes in Thailand.
06:45It features Thai basil, which has a different flavor
06:49than the Italian basil you're probably used to.
06:52The spicy level is completely customizable.
06:56And it all depends how many chilies you want to put in there.
07:01For every Thai person, it's a go-to.
07:03Like, for you guys, it's like burgers.
07:05For us, it's this.
07:06We eat this in breakfast, too.
07:08Mm, it's good.
07:15Really, really, really, really spicy.
07:20How are you doing?
07:21It's a lot harder for me than I thought.
07:23How about you?
07:24Mama didn't raise no bitch.
07:26Ooh.
07:27We call this round pick or swallow.
07:31We're going to pick a card, and if you
07:33don't do what's on the card, you have to take a bite.
07:36OK.
07:37Since you are my special guest, you have
07:40the opportunity of going first.
07:45Do your best lion roar.
07:47Do your best lion roar.
07:57You give me a wet willy.
07:59OK.
08:01All right, bring your dry beer crust over here.
08:04Ah!
08:11I want my mommy.
08:13Next one, play chicken with me.
08:16Like, bop.
08:17No, no, no, no.
08:18Like, you get closer and closer, and whoever
08:20chickens, like pullback bird, loses.
08:22OK.
08:23Are you chicken?
08:24No, are you chicken?
08:26No, are you chicken?
08:28No.
08:31Are you chicken?
08:32No.
08:33Are you chicken?
08:34No.
08:35Are you chicken?
08:36No.
08:37Are you chicken?
08:38No.
08:39Are you chicken?
08:40No.
08:41Are you chicken?
08:42No!
08:43What if we're touching each other now?
08:44So we do tongue.
08:45Oh, are you chicken?
08:47Yeah.
08:47Eh.
08:48Eh.
08:49Eh.
08:50Ha, ha, ha.
08:51And I'm pregnant.
08:52Next one.
08:53Flirt with one of the camera men.
08:55Can I flirt, then swallow him?
09:00Do you know I can put my whole fist in my mouth?
09:02You can?
09:03Yes.
09:03Can I see it?
09:05Sure.
09:05Ha, ha, ha.
09:07I'm so mad.
09:09I'm so bad at flirting.
09:10I'm so sorry.
09:15So, Kim, you did quite well on this game.
09:20And I am going to be calculating your final score.
09:32I feel like I need more horsepower, so.
09:39You have a score of 400.
09:42You have a score of 409.6, recurring.
09:48Yay.
09:48Yay.
09:49I don't know what that means, but yay.
09:51You won a case of House of Love Mocktail.
09:58Oh, yes.
09:59And we also got you a loaf of white bread.
10:02Exciting.
10:05Thank you so much for being a part of Tongue Tied.
10:09Thank you for feeding me.
10:10Until next time, I'm Pangina, and this was Tongue Tied.