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00:002.6 bat toenails, 3.9 dandelion spores, 7 tenths of a wart pig's wart, and a pinch of witch's grass.
00:23Please be careful, Schlaubi! This could be the most important formula I've ever swallowed!
00:28Tell me, Popper-Schlumpf, what is it?
00:30It's an invisibility formula. Gargamel will never recover from it.
00:35Unfortunately, this formula requires precise measurements, time planning, and...
00:41Just be a little more careful with the witch's grass, Schlaubi!
00:45I always believe that the highest degree of education is achieved through attempts and mistakes. Don't you agree?
00:50It's just the mistakes that worry me. 2.6 bat toenails, 3.9 dandelion spores, 7 tenths of a wart pig's wart, and a tiny pinch of witch's grass.
01:08Ouch! Hey! Watch out!
01:15Clumsy!
01:16Say something, Clumsy! Are you okay?
01:19I just feel a little dizzy, Schlaubi.
01:22Clumsy is fine, but my notes are completely ruined.
01:26Ah, my memory is not what it once was.
01:30I can't even remember the ingredients anymore.
01:33I know, Popper-Schlumpf!
01:35Really?
01:36Yes, invisibility formula. 2.6 bat toenails, 3.9 dandelion spores, 7 tenths of a wart pig's wart, and a pinch of witch's grass.
01:47Hmm, that is a pinch of witch's grass, and exactly.
01:51How can he know all that?
01:56It seems that the explosion has changed Clumsy's memory. If that's the case, I can mix the formula again right now.
02:02Yes, but if you ask me, we're taking a big risk. You also know Clumsy's memory, Popper-Schlumpf, don't you?
02:08That's okay, Schlaubi. I'll try.
02:10But Popper-Schlumpf!
02:12And if I'm right, Clumsy's new memory will make a lot of things a lot more slimy from now on.
02:18Melassa Azrael is the most important ingredient in my syrup hall.
02:22Finally, I've found out what you need to eradicate these uncivilized little slugs.
02:32And if you follow the pretty path down there, you will not only stick to it thanks to the melassa, but also taste particularly delicious.
02:43So, that should be enough.
02:46The probability that Clumsy's calculations are correct is, among us, outside the range of the possible imaginable.
02:53Huh? Where is he?
02:55Here, my little slugs. Hmm, my formula works perfectly.
03:00Schlaubi, Popper-Schlumpf is invisible.
03:03I can see that.
03:04If my theory is correct, Clumsy will be able to memorize all the important slug information.
03:10This way, no information can be lost.
03:12It is available to us whenever we need it.
03:15We will start with the most important formulas.
03:19I will read them into your magically enlarged memory.
03:22Popper-Schlumpf, you're not invisible anymore!
03:27The effect only lasts for a very short time.
03:29But thanks to your new skills, I can repeat it at any time.
03:33So, let's start with the basic conspiracy.
03:37Everything is ready, Azrael.
03:39Just a little touch of my syrup, Wegtau, and whoosh!
03:43The little blue cores belong to me.
03:47Through this horn, I will hear exactly when they come.
03:53Attention! Everyone listen!
03:55All slugs gather on the village square for Popper-Schlumpf's confession.
04:01So, my little slugs, my invisibility formula is finally a success.
04:07Yes!
04:09But I have to say that I wouldn't have made it without my noble assistant.
04:13Yes, honor is always due to honor, I always say.
04:16The crowd is now of course expecting a speech from me.
04:19It is your merit, dear Clumsy-Schlumpf.
04:26Oh, hello everyone.
04:28Hello, everyone.
04:30Hello, Clumsy.
04:32Since an explosion in my lab, Clumsy has the perfect memory.
04:36I will never forget that.
04:38Clumsy's new talent can help us all.
04:40His brain has already stored all my magic formulas,
04:43except for the invisibility formula.
04:48He can do all this for you.
04:50Handy, Clumsy can store all your construction plans.
04:53Seems to be a great idea.
04:56Handy, Clumsy can store all your planting plans.
04:59It is in my best interest to make a record harvest from every vine.
05:03Poet, he will learn all your poems by heart.
05:06Ah, and thus preserve the afterlife.
05:09Cake, you can name him all your recipes.
05:12My cakes, my puddings, my pastries.
05:15Sluggy, let Clumsy catalog your flowers.
05:19I could really save a lot of time with that.
05:22What kind of sluggy thing is that?
05:25Clumsy's brain has stored all your plans.
05:28Poet, you will learn all your poems by heart.
05:31I could really save a lot of time with that.
05:34What kind of sluggy thing is that?
05:37Clumsy's brain has stored all your plans.
05:40Poet, you will learn all your poems by heart.
05:44What kind of sluggy thing is that?
05:47Clumsy's brain has stored all your plans.
05:50What am I doing here?
05:52but only these disgusting, happy slugs.
05:55Good. You have stopped.
05:57I already felt disgust.
05:59At least we now know that you are nearby, Asrael.
06:02Now it will not take long until some of the little blue barbarians come here.
06:07When they first live on my syrup path,
06:09they will sing for me for the feast.
06:13We slug us a new day,
06:15because the future is soon there, which I like.
06:18We slug us a new day,
06:20because the future is soon there, which I like.
06:23Oh, poetic, that was poetic.
06:26And what does it mean?
06:28Do not ask how and what.
06:30Learn it, because that's fun.
06:32Oh yes, of course, I almost forgot.
06:35A cup of wheat germ flour and two fresh red chickpea eggs.
06:40A cup of wheat germ flour and two fresh red chickpea eggs.
06:44I think that's enough now, Clumsy.
06:46Everything from apple dumplings to zucchini à la schlumpf.
06:49Oh!
06:51Narcissus, goose feathers, lion's teeth, the chondra.
06:56Oh, can we take a little break?
06:59But yes, what's going on, Clumsy?
07:02I get a headache from slugging.
07:04It's really not fun to be a genius.
07:07But think of the work you do for every slug.
07:10Everything that is important to the slug you have saved,
07:12including dad's slug invisibility formula.
07:16Invisibility formula?
07:18Did you hear that, Azrael?
07:22This invisibility formula will be twice as useful for my syrup-falling plan.
07:27You've become a very important slug, Clumsy.
07:29But if you're not happy, well...
07:36Now I got you!
07:39So you learned dad's slug invisibility formula by heart.
07:43Now I know your way to make slugs talk.
07:51Dad's slug! Dad's slug!
07:54Well, it really works.
07:56Clumsy has to help me slug even more.
07:58Dad's slug, I've been looking for you everywhere.
08:00Gargamel has caught slugs and Clumsy.
08:03What?
08:04And he knows that Clumsy knows your invisibility formula.
08:07If Gargamel gets the formula, we'll never see him again.
08:11Help me!
08:13And now the little blue bird brain will sing like a canary bird.
08:18No brain can resist my invisibility formula.
08:22I call it the slug bath.
08:27A slug bath?
08:30Don't tell him anything, Clumsy.
08:35Come on, little blue slug, start slugging.
08:39I was born a long, long time ago.
08:41Oh, do you really have to start at the beginning?
08:46Then I remember the time when Gargamel tried to turn dad's slug into a toad.
08:51For months, the stupid Gargamel was covered in warts.
08:54Go on, go on.
08:56I hope the sky falls on your head, you disgusting stupid bag.
09:00If I have the invisibility formula first,
09:03then I will celebrate with Clumsy on my hot grill.
09:07How far is it, daddy slug?
09:09Take a deep breath.
09:10If we come too late, Gargamel will have the formula
09:13he has been looking for all his stupid life.
09:16Here comes the invisibility formula.
09:182.6 bat nails, 3.9 dandelion spurs,
09:227 tenths of a wart pig's wart and a pinch of witch's weed.
09:26Well, my little slugs, he has the formula.
09:29What should we do now?
09:30I have four drops left.
09:32It's our only chance.
09:34So let's hope it works.
09:36What a wonderful thing it is,
09:39with which I make everything invisible.
09:47If I'm supposed to be the greatest witch of all time,
09:50then I need a little more rest.
09:56Don't worry, little slug, I'm tough.
10:00Don't worry, Clumsy.
10:02Your best friend would never let you down.
10:04Stupid slug, where were you?
10:08How could the chair move?
10:10What the hell is going on here?
10:22Clumsy, you are invisible.
10:25So you are my Gargamel.
10:27Huh?
10:31Ah, so you have escaped.
10:34Don't worry, little blue fun bird.
10:36You forget that I already have the invisibility formula.
10:41Well, the invisibility formula has worked fantastically.
10:45You should go to the village,
10:47so Clumsy can help everyone thanks to the formula.
10:49What kind of formula?
10:50The one in your magically enlarged memory.
10:53What kind of memory?
10:55I think Gargamel's clapperboard
10:57has obviously emptied Clumsy's memory.
11:00Oh no!
11:01Now only Gargamel has the formula.
11:04Not quite, my little slugs.
11:06When we were invisible,
11:08I changed Gargamel's formula a little bit.
11:11One pound of witch's herb.
11:16Invisibility formula.
11:182.6 bat nails, 3.9 lion teeth,
11:221.7 small pork rinds.
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