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00:00Oh, what's keeping this stupid geyser?
00:09When this lazy animal comes back without my magic and witch's week show, I'll turn him into a dead animal and then I'll season him well and fry him through.
00:18Oh, my beloved little paradise bird.
00:23You got her, I knew you could do it.
00:30Oh, there he is.
00:34Harlequin, my hero.
00:36If only we could come together.
00:38Together, we'd be almost unbeatable.
00:46There must be a way to meet him.
00:50Why am I sitting here and waiting for his visit? I could just fly to Harlequin.
00:55It's just a few bees, or in this case, a few geysers.
01:02Can't you fly a little faster, or I'll get the geyser.
01:05You see, Azrael, those were slugs. That means there's a slug ride here.
01:09And when they come back, these disgusting little slugs, they'll stick to you like flies on paper.
01:20Watch out, they're coming this way. Hide, Azrael.
01:25Oh, they got me again.
01:30I'm sorry, but I thought I saw someone riding a geyser.
01:38You have the strength of a canary.
01:41I'd be faster on foot, Harlequin. Get me out of here right now.
01:50I didn't mean to throw you down, you stupid bird.
01:55Shh.
01:58And don't forget to come back when you hear me whistle like that.
02:04And as fast as possible, understood?
02:07You fool.
02:09Old fart, I could use a new bird.
02:13I hear them coming.
02:15What's that?
02:17I got you.
02:19Vergata?
02:22Really funny, Gargamel. Really funny.
02:26And now release me, you stupid man.
02:29You stepped in yourself, so watch how you get out of here.
02:33You wish.
02:37I hope she finally learns not to stick her long nose in my business.
02:41What's that?
02:43Let me down right now.
02:45Do as you please.
02:47No.
02:50Oh, please, Horgata.
02:52Sweet little Horgata, let me go, please.
02:54I'll do whatever you want.
02:56What could a guy like you do for me?
02:59Nothing at all.
03:01Besides, more important things concern me.
03:03I wish I could be introduced to Harlequin the Great.
03:06He's really the most beautiful and wonderful wizard of all.
03:09Harlequin the Great?
03:11Oh, the good old Harlequin.
03:14So you must know that Harlequin is a very good friend of mine.
03:17Good old Harley.
03:19You know him?
03:21Why didn't you tell him right away, my dear, sweet Gargamel?
03:31You have to introduce me to him.
03:33Maybe, but what's so special about me?
03:36Well, if you've looked so closely at these little slugs,
03:41then I've got just the thing for you.
03:45Because I've got a magical pipe
03:47that attracts the slugs from every distance.
03:50Oh, that's interesting.
03:52Let me see, let me see.
03:54You'll see.
03:56First you have to introduce me to him.
03:58You'll get the pipe only if Harlequin has visited me.
04:00What do you think of tonight?
04:02Agreed.
04:04Come, Azrael.
04:06Oh, Papa Slug.
04:08What do we do if Gargamel really gets this pipe?
04:10Come, my dear slugs.
04:12You have to invite this magical Harlequin.
04:14Whoever it is.
04:16Oh, how wonderful.
04:18My Harlequin won't come to visit.
04:23Harald!
04:25Where is my little pigeon?
04:31So this old witch wants to meet the great magical Harlequin.
04:37My good old friend, Harlequin the Great.
04:42If she really wants to, she'll get what she wants, Azrael.
04:46Let's see.
04:48Yes, that should work.
04:50And if my disguise is complete,
04:52this old witch will certainly not notice any difference.
04:59He lied. He doesn't know this Harlequin at all.
05:01Much more important is that we have to stop her
05:03from giving him the magical pipe.
05:05As far as I know, the castle is very far away from here, Papa Slug.
05:08Not if feathers fly to us, little slugs.
05:11Where did she go?
05:13Where, where, where?
05:15Oh, here she is.
05:17My charming toy box.
05:24I hope it still works.
05:30Oh, how romantic.
05:32Yes, my rendezvous today will be like a dream.
05:37He'll be so happy.
05:39He won't be able to resist.
05:42Oh, I just remembered my so-called magical pipe.
05:47My bird pipe, to be more precise.
05:49This stupid scoundrel Gargamel
05:51will never notice that it's fake.
05:56That's how I'm going to keep the ugly rat's face a secret.
06:00Excellent.
06:02And now Azrael, it's your turn.
06:04Good, Azrael, it doesn't hurt at all.
06:09Azrael, come on.
06:11We can't let the dear old Hurghata wait so long.
06:15Azrael!
06:19Ah, a little toadstool
06:21and a pinch of water-milk-eyes.
06:23A little something for Harlequin.
06:25Now all that's missing is a little perfume.
06:27The essence of two stinky animals.
06:29Oh, no one can resist that.
06:33Am I not beautiful?
06:37If Harlequin the Great doesn't show up right away,
06:40I'll turn this stupid Gargamel into a worm.
06:43Oh, come on, he's already a worm anyway.
06:47Oh, that must be the dear Harlequin.
06:52Oh, hello, Harlequin.
06:54No, what a surprise.
06:57So you're the great Hurghata,
06:59my dear friend Gargamel.
07:01Let me give you my greetings.
07:03Oh, Gargamel, that's so nice of you.
07:06Come on in.
07:11Thank you, madame.
07:13There he is.
07:15Daddy Worm, do you think Gargamel is already here?
07:18How about a little refreshment
07:20after the long journey, dear Harlequin?
07:24It's delicious.
07:26What is it?
07:28It's a little specialty of mine.
07:30It's called snail milk.
07:32Delicious, madame.
07:35Would you like one?
07:37Stay close, we still need you.
07:39No, no, thank you, madame.
07:41That was enough.
07:43I can't stay long anyway.
07:45Super Daddy Worm, there's the magic pipe.
07:47I'm just passing by
07:49to get the magic pipe
07:51for my old friend and colleague Gargamel the Great.
07:53What? You want to disappear again?
07:55You just arrived.
07:57Come on, let's chat a little.
07:59Sit down.
08:01Isn't that comfortable?
08:05You know, Harlequin,
08:07your charm is irresistible.
08:09Now we're going to dance a little.
08:13Actually, I never dance
08:15and I really have to go now.
08:17It's too sloppy to be true.
08:23I don't know what's gotten into me.
08:25I'm dancing for the first time today.
08:27Really, you're dancing so...
08:29Ouch!
08:31So bravely...
08:34Ouch!
08:38And I thought
08:40you'd be a great partner.
08:52Oh, Harlequin,
08:54you're dancing
08:56so swiftly.
09:04Oh, dear Harlequin,
09:06I think I'm going to faint.
09:12My beard!
09:14Oh, Harlequin,
09:16my beloved magician.
09:20Gargamel has the magic pipe.
09:22Quick, we can't wait any longer.
09:24Let's get out of here
09:26before he uses it.
09:28Oh, quick, get out of here.
09:30Harlequin,
09:32where are you, my little darling?
09:34I have the magic pipe, Azrael,
09:36I have it,
09:38but it was a hard job to get to it.
09:40Oh, I know you're shy,
09:42but that's ridiculous.
09:44Harlequin, hello!
09:46Quiet, all right,
09:48I know he's coming back.
09:50Oh, what a man!
09:52And how in love he is!
09:54But I know, I have charm,
09:56I'm also beautiful,
09:58I have a beard, a beard!
10:01Oh, Gargamel,
10:03where is he?
10:05Where is this deceiver?
10:11We're safe here, I'm sure.
10:13So come out, you blue sheep,
10:15come out wherever you are.
10:20Are we already out of the reach
10:22of the magic pipe, Daddy Slumpf?
10:24I hope so, Slumpfine.
10:26Oh, no!
10:28Nothing to see from the slumps.
10:30Maybe I just didn't whistle loud enough.
10:36Quick, he's over there!
10:40It's working,
10:42the magic pipe is working!
10:44What's that?
10:49The magic pipe!
10:51That's not a magic pipe,
10:53little boy,
10:56that's Ogata's bird call.
10:58What? A bird call?
11:06Oh, please, please, Ogata,
11:08I learned my lesson,
11:10please put that thing down!
11:12But, dearest Harlequin,
11:14what's the matter?
11:16It's playing our love song.
11:18Come on, dance, you miserable magician,
11:20you disgusting fool, come on, dance!
11:22Oh, yes, of course, of course,
11:25Ogata!
11:32Far, very far from here,
11:34some two thousand miles away,
11:36that's where they live and work and play.
11:40We hear this bird feels good,
11:42so that's why we sing all day,
11:44we're doing things the smirky way.
11:48No one will ever find their road
11:50to a higher way,
11:52we live there happily and gay.
11:55We hear this bird feels good,
11:57and that's why we sing all day,
11:59doing things the smirky way.