The Story of Tracy Beaker Series 3-09. Football Trial/ We Are Family
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00:00I can make my world come true, all my dreams will see me through, doesn't matter what they come my way, believe me now, I will win someday.
00:21Honestly, inside on a lovely day like this.
00:28Elaine!
00:31126, 127, 128, oh lol.
00:35Keep going, I'm beating my record.
00:36Count yourself.
00:37He can't, he gets to five and loses it.
00:39Oh, very funny.
00:41Okay, okay, keep your kit on.
00:43Just leave me alone.
00:44What are you trying to prove anyway? We all need a school team captain, isn't that enough?
00:50What's Smiley's problem?
00:51Just got dropped from the team, airhead.
00:57Ah, fresh air.
00:59Isn't it glorious?
01:01No.
01:06Look at them.
01:08If only I could play games all day.
01:10That's it, you can play all day.
01:13You'll have a sports day for everyone.
01:15Great idea.
01:16What?
01:17I'll have a drinks monitor.
01:18Duke.
01:19I've got to get changed.
01:30I suppose I ought to apologise.
01:32I ought to, but I won't.
01:35So go and annoy someone else then.
01:37I will, once you tell me where your sunny next football hero.
01:40I miss training.
01:41So?
01:42Three weeks running.
01:43You?
01:44Have I got the right lol here?
01:46Mr. lose, breathe and eat football.
01:48You missed a chance to kick a ball, how come?
01:50Mr. Bruce, troubled attention.
01:52Bruce?
01:54One day I'll give him a taste of his own medicine.
02:14Very fetching, Duke.
02:16Going on a cruise?
02:18No.
02:19Sports day, actually.
02:22Excellent.
02:23Getting stuck in.
02:25Enjoy.
02:27We're all getting stuck in.
02:28Including you.
02:30Enjoy.
02:36Cheer up, you'll go back on the team.
02:38Maybe.
02:39Maybe?
02:40Calling the real lol, remember him?
02:42The egotistical, big-headed, arrogant, look-at-me-I'm-wonderful pain in the bum.
02:47I'm telling you, you'll...
02:50No, wait.
02:51Forget the school team.
02:53You'll get in a deal with a professional club.
02:55Oh yeah, how's that?
02:57Your agent will sort it out.
02:58But I haven't got an agent.
03:01Says who?
03:03I'll launch your career for me.
03:0550% of your wages.
03:12Come on, what are you waiting for?
03:42Do hurry up, Duke.
03:44Coming.
03:46We want to get on.
03:49Oh, Shelley, what happened?
03:51Oh, it's nothing, I just lifted something heavy.
03:54Yeah, like another packet of biscuits.
03:56Duke, really?
03:57Can't you see she's in pain?
03:59No, I'm fine.
04:00Can I help?
04:01Why yes, you can be umpire.
04:03You'll have to sit around and watch all afternoon.
04:05Could you manage that?
04:07I'll...
04:08I'll do my best.
04:10Good.
04:11I'm sure Duke will be glad to bring out some tea, won't you?
04:20Comfy?
04:21I love exercise, Duke.
04:23I can watch it all day.
04:30What's wrong, sweetie?
04:32I'm going to be picked last.
04:33I always am.
04:35Oh, it doesn't matter who's picked when
04:38taking part is the important thing.
04:46Crash.
04:48Ah, picking boyfriend first, eh?
04:51Michael.
04:52Ah, picking rooms first, eh?
04:56Nathan.
05:00Duke.
05:09Hayley.
05:15Elaine.
05:19Remember, taking part is the important...
05:25We'll walk it.
05:26What?
05:27I don't think so.
05:28We'll win easily.
05:29Yeah.
05:30You won't because this is going to be a non-competitive game.
05:33We'll walk it.
05:34We'll walk it.
05:35We'll walk it.
05:36This is going to be a non-competitive games.
05:38What, like a peace and army thing?
05:40Exactly.
05:45So, who's the best?
05:47I am. Me. I'm the best.
05:48And the world will better believe it.
05:50Better than the best ever?
05:55I said, who's better than the best ever?
05:58Oh, um, me, I guess.
06:01Right, round the back. Come on.
06:04Yeah!
06:06Yeah!
06:12I lost! I lost!
06:14No.
06:15Remember, there are no losers.
06:20Oh, yeah, right. No losers.
06:22Us lot.
06:23No-one wants us. No-one loves us. No-one cares.
06:26We're all losers in this dump.
06:28Thanks for that, Crash.
06:30No, it's no problem, really.
06:31Three-legged race next.
06:33Hair up.
06:34Juke.
06:35You and me.
06:36You.
06:37Oh, no.
06:39Come on, Crash.
06:44Come on, Crash.
06:45Yeah!
06:46Yeah!
06:51Oh, that was close.
06:53Yeah, that went easily.
06:55Oh, that was close.
06:57Yeah, that went easily.
06:58I think we did.
06:59What?
07:00She thinks they won, Nathan.
07:01No, no, we did just enough.
07:04What?
07:05You must be mad.
07:06Mad?
07:07Look who's talking.
07:10Now, now.
07:11There are no losers, remember?
07:26Look at them.
07:27Rubbish. You're miles better.
07:30You were born to play here.
07:47Pick those feet up.
07:48Come on.
07:50And again. Faster.
07:52And again.
07:56This is your moment.
07:57You'll show them.
07:59They look quite good.
08:01I've seen girls play better than this.
08:03One-legged girls.
08:04Come on.
08:06That's right.
08:07Faster.
08:08Pick the feet up.
08:09Okay, four laps of the building relay race.
08:12On your marks.
08:13Get set.
08:15Go!
08:16Go!
08:17Go!
08:18Go!
08:19Go!
08:20Go!
08:21Go!
08:22Go!
08:23Faster!
08:25So, you get your big chance and bowl it.
08:30What if they don't think I'm good enough?
08:32You fail.
08:35But one day you'll get old and wrinkly and you'll look back and you'll think,
08:38what if I had had that chance and succeeded?
08:41I know how much this means to you.
08:43Fail and it'll break your heart, right?
08:46And believe me, I've had my heart broken so often it's 90% glue.
08:51But I'm still here, fighting for me and for you.
08:55So, are you going to go for it?
09:08Are you okay?
09:10Yeah, I'm fine.
09:11So, get a move on.
09:12You should be taking part.
09:14I am taking part, just very slowly, that's all.
09:16That's not the attitude.
09:17You should put some effort into it.
09:19Why? What's the point?
09:20If there are no winners and no losers, what difference does it make?
09:35Have you got any red ones left?
09:39Okay, guys, good work today.
09:41Remember what I said earlier, support each other, help each other out.
09:45Who are you?
09:46He's come for his trial.
09:47Says who?
09:49Says me, his agent, that's who.
09:51You any good?
09:52Good, I only represent the best and he's the best of the best, so don't go wasting my time.
09:57If you're half as good as your agent here, you'll be an international soon.
10:01You better believe it.
10:03Go on, then.
10:10Yeah, neat trick, but circus stuff.
10:12Can you play?
10:14Can he play?
10:15Show him, Lol.
10:16He's obviously inexperienced in these things.
10:20Come on!
10:22Come on!
10:24Come on!
10:29Come on!
10:37Come on!
10:38Come on!
10:48Right.
10:59Easy.
11:00I won.
11:01You?
11:02I won.
11:03And with that, I declare these peace and harmony games over.
11:06Yeah, I really think they might be in future in these non-competitive sports things.
11:10Yeah, it really helps bring people together.
11:12Definitely one of your better ideas, Elaine.
11:16Give me a break. He's too young.
11:19Come back next year and we'll see.
11:21So there won't be a chance, then?
11:22I'm not promising anything, but maybe we could...
11:24That's nothing. A year? That's almost 12 months.
11:27I want something now.
11:29But there isn't anything he could...
11:33Hang on.
11:34Hang on.
11:36You give me an idea.
11:45Would madame like the last cake?
11:47Oh, Duke, I really shouldn't, but go on, then.
11:52Jelly!
11:53You're on!
11:54It's a miracle!
11:56I must tell everybody the good news.
11:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:59There's really no need for that.
12:02No? Really?
12:04Oh, well, maybe I'll relax, then, while you get me my tea.
12:20Milk!
12:21No sugar.
12:27Introducing the Dumb and Grand's latest success story.
12:31Not only does he have a glamorous job, it comes with its own outfit.
12:35Come here, boy!
12:41Nice one, bro. Team master.
12:46Five, four, three, two, one!
12:57Oh, come on, bro!
12:58I really need to go!
12:59Maybe he's fallen in.
13:00We'd have heard the splash.
13:01Come on!
13:10Hey, squirt, I was next!
13:12Oh, you look smart.
13:14Oh, what a porn that aftershave stinks!
13:17This is gonna be a beautiful day.
13:22He's been doing this a lot lately. Having baths, cutting his toenails.
13:26Cutting his toenails?
13:27Mm-hm.
13:30Hello, hello, hello.
13:32Good morning, Sergeant Marco. Any crimes to report?
13:36You've missed a bit.
13:37I have. Evidence.
13:40That's my niece. Isn't she beautiful?
13:43It was so exciting. She came when we were having our tea.
13:47Where did the baby come from?
13:54I'm needed in the dining room.
13:57Shelley?
14:00She's rather her than me.
14:01Nah, it's easy-peasy. It's just birds and bees stuff, innit?
14:05Give it to me, fickle!
14:06Pass up!
14:07But I want some more!
14:08You'll have to wait!
14:09Fine. Have it, then.
14:11Don't get provoked. Go and sit somewhere else.
14:14Me? But he...
14:16Yes, you.
14:18There you go.
14:26Where are you off to?
14:27Places to go. People to see.
14:29What about your crumpet?
14:31You have it.
14:35Maybe he's in training.
14:37What for?
14:38A race.
14:39The only reason Bouncer was run was if the ice cream van drove off without serving him.
14:44I've got it.
14:45What?
14:46Not sure if I can tell you. Don't want to hurt your feelings.
14:49That'll be a first.
14:51He's found a new fostering home, isn't he?
14:55Want to make a big impression?
14:57No way.
14:59Me without Bouncer?
15:01I'll suck tea without milk.
15:03Tracy without cam.
15:04Margot without make-believe.
15:06Nah.
15:07It's obvious.
15:08He's out with him, and he's not taking you with him.
15:30Tracy, what if Michael's right?
15:33What if Bouncer is going to a new foster family without me?
15:36Don't listen to him.
15:38Come on, we'll get to the bottom of this.
15:48Unbelievable! He's brought flowers!
15:50Maybe the real Bouncer's been abducted by aliens!
16:00Look.
16:01It must be where his new family lives.
16:13Hiya, Bouncer.
16:20Bounce.
16:21Oh, um...
16:22I got you these.
16:23A girl?
16:24Ah!
16:25A girl.
16:26I got you these.
16:27A girl?
16:28Ah!
16:29Thanks.
16:32Yeah!
16:33Bradley, book over.
16:44He should have told me this.
16:45We shouldn't have secrets.
16:47He tells you he's got a girlfriend.
16:48He wouldn't hear the last of it.
16:50True, true.
16:53But it could be so much fun.
16:57The baby came when they were having their tea.
17:00Where from?
17:02How old are you?
17:03Seven and three eighths.
17:05And you don't have any idea where babies come from?
17:08None at all.
17:12You've got a lot to learn, little boy.
17:17OK, guys.
17:18Let's get a move on.
17:19All this stuff for the wedding reception.
17:21It's going to cost a lot of money.
17:23Let's get a move on.
17:24All this stuff for the wedding reception
17:26has to be there by four o'clock.
17:29You can go early.
17:31If you get it done in time.
17:54Ha!
18:04Ah, thanks, Walter.
18:08Ah!
18:11Duke?
18:12Yeah?
18:13Where do babies come from?
18:15Oh, well.
18:16Let me see.
18:18OK, so.
18:19We start at the very beginning.
18:21Every living thing comes from a seed or an egg.
18:24A baby comes from an egg.
18:27Is it boiled?
18:28No, no.
18:29Not exactly.
18:30Look.
18:31Take a flower.
18:32You're a bee.
18:33You fly in.
18:34And when you fly out again to the next flower,
18:36you take the pollen from this flower.
18:38How does a bee carry pollen?
18:40It sticks to the hairs on its legs.
18:42Is that why we've got hairy legs?
18:44No, no, no.
18:45Not quite.
18:46No, sorry.
18:47Maybe I'm confusing you.
18:48Us boys have to pass the seed on like bees do with flowers.
18:53Oh!
18:54So babies grow from flowers in the garden.
18:58No, no, no.
18:59That's not it.
19:01Tell you what.
19:03Nathan's over there.
19:04Go and ask him.
19:05He thinks he knows everything about everything.
19:16There.
19:18So, what do you fancy doing after work?
19:21Well, I was wondering maybe we could hang out at your house.
19:26I mean, I've heard so much about your family.
19:28I'd love to meet them.
19:29Er, well, I don't think anyone's in.
19:33See, my mum's at work and my dad, he's really busy.
19:36Oh, we can watch telly.
19:37It's broken.
19:38We'll walk the dog.
19:39He's at the vet's.
19:41You don't want me to come?
19:43No, it's not that.
19:44Then let's go.
19:45No!
19:47OK.
19:48I'll see you tomorrow, then.
19:50But I thought...
19:52If you're too ashamed of me to let me meet your family...
19:54No, it's not that.
19:57I really like you.
19:59But it's just...
20:14Fine.
20:17Sigh.
20:22Babies?
20:25Er...
20:27Well...
20:29You know Dumbo, right?
20:32He got brought by a stork, didn't he?
20:34And that's how families get their new babies.
20:36They get brought by a stork.
20:38They phone up the stork hotline.
20:40Hello, stork hotline?
20:42Yeah, hello, we'd like a new baby, please.
20:44Oh, you've only got triplets?
20:46Oh, OK, that'll do.
20:49You don't know, do you?
20:51Don't worry.
20:52I'll tell you if I ever find out.
21:00Don't touch!
21:01Whatever it is, I'm not interested.
21:10Telly!
21:11Quick, hide!
21:15SIGHS
21:16Bouncer's got a girlfriend! Bouncer's got a girlfriend!
21:19We saw you kissing! We saw you kissing!
21:22You've been acting so weird, man.
21:23We had to check out what was happening.
21:25So me and Tracy followed you.
21:29What are you doing?
21:30We're only having a laugh.
21:31It's nothing to do with you. Just leave me alone.
21:33Bro!
21:34I said leave me alone!
21:36What's happened?
21:37Nothing, all right?
21:38Come on.
21:39What's the matter? You can tell us.
21:44I told you about my family.
21:46How I had a mum and dad and how happy we were.
21:50Just take one look at this place.
21:51It's not that bad.
21:52It's hardly normal, is it?
21:54Tell her the truth.
21:55How can I?
21:58It's over. Just forget it.
22:02The dumping ground looked good enough for her.
22:04Is she good enough for the dumping ground?
22:10Hello, we're Bouncer's family.
22:11We have reason to believe you might have had a falling out.
22:14How did you know that?
22:15And we need to ask you a few questions.
22:17Questions.
22:18OK, number one.
22:19J. Lo or Kylie?
22:20Kylie.
22:21Carrots or sprouts?
22:22Carrots.
22:23White or brown bread?
22:24It's got to be white.
22:25Trousers or skirts?
22:26Trousers.
22:27Rollerblades or scooter?
22:28Skateboards.
22:29That'll do.
22:30Chicken nuggets or chips?
22:31Chips, every time.
22:32Maths or English?
22:33English.
22:34Harry Potter or Lemley Snicket?
22:35Harry Potter.
22:37Four marks. Result?
22:38So what's the prize?
22:39TRs.
22:404.30?
22:41Are you sure Bouncer wants me to come?
22:42He didn't seem that keen this morning.
22:44Not keen. Bouncer, not keen.
22:46He can't wait.
22:49OK, listen up. Bouncer's got a girlfriend.
22:54And she's coming over, so we need this place sparkling.
22:56Somewhere to be proud of.
23:11Crash?
23:17I'll get Romeo.
23:19And I'll get Juliet.
23:21This is Duke.
23:22Hiya.
23:23Hi there.
23:24This is Nathan.
23:25Hiya, you all right?
23:26This is Jackie.
23:28This is Crash.
23:29Oh, shoddy.
23:31And this is Hayley.
23:33But you all live here?
23:35Yeah.
23:36Yeah?
23:37Yeah.
23:38But you all live here?
23:40Yeah.
23:41He never said.
23:42Surprise!
23:45They invited me back for tea.
23:47Is that OK?
23:48Oh, I should think so.
23:56Listen, Kelly, I'm sorry for lying about my mum and dad.
24:01Lying?
24:03Kelly, this is a kid's home.
24:09So, have you found out where babies come from yet?
24:12No, but Shelley has the maddest idea.
24:15Oh, yeah?
24:16She says they come from the mum's tummy. I mean, as if.
24:22Anyway, I worked it out for myself.
24:25Babies are found on doorsteps.
24:27And if the family wants them, they take them in.
24:29And if the family wants them, they take them in.
24:31And if they don't, they take them to the dumping ground instead.
24:35Easy.
24:41I just opened my mouth and it popped out.
24:43I didn't mean to lie.
24:44Don't worry about it.
24:46I just thought if you knew that I lived in a care home, then maybe...
24:49Bounce it. It's fine.
24:51This place is nothing to be ashamed of.
24:53Be honest.
24:55Lemonade or squash, ma'am?
24:56Lemonade would be lovely, thank you.
25:00Sir?
25:01Lemonade, thanks.
25:09Any clear?
25:10Yes, please.
25:15Clear, sir?
25:19This is great.
25:21I am a genius.
25:23Do you think she's got a younger sister?
25:26And do you know what's really amazing?
25:28Nothing went wrong.