Frasier Season 9 Episode 3 The First Temptation Of Daphne
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00:00oh hey dad hey boy you miss me how was your trip mr. crane oh the honey was
00:16awful didn't bag a damn thing Duke and I sat there for two days just waiting for
00:22something to happen it's like when Frazier took me to see
00:26Nicholas Nickleby thank God this time I had a gun dinner is almost ready shall I
00:35set you a place or would it make you feel better to go out and shoot your own
00:38eggplant oh dad what have I told you about bivouacking in the entryway sorry
00:48well how was your hunting trip came home empty-handed oh dear yes that means the
00:55next several weeks we'll hear your grouse about the grouse and carp about
00:59the car you've been working on that haven't you well there was traffic oh
01:09Daphne I have to take the roast out of the oven I need the recipe for the glaze
01:13could you get it it's in my briefcase in the the burnt sienna colored folder no
01:17problem brown but don't tell anyone I know that
01:27dad sorry to hear your trip was a bust oh it's alright wasn't so bad you know
01:33the worst day of hunting still beats the best day working you don't work either
01:39you don't think it's worth talking to you Duke on the other hand is a lot of
01:44fun you know he can fit 27 marshmallows into his mouth at one time
01:56what was that what was one that that's a cricket that get in here must have
02:05stowed away in your gear get rid of it oh don't worry Eddie'll take care of it
02:10Terriers are born hunters go get it boy
02:22so this woman is in love with you what Heather Murphy says right here she's
02:31obsessed with you oh wrong file you're not supposed to look at that yeah I can
02:36see why and what were you planning on telling me about this um never these
02:43are session notes they're confidential well she is in love with you first of
02:48all I can't discuss the woman in this file which by the way is clearly umber
02:52and not burnt sienna I can tell you that it's very common for patients to
02:58displace feelings they have for someone else onto their psychiatrist it's called
03:02transference so even if a patient thinks she might be in love with me she
03:08really isn't and usually those feelings disappear as therapy progresses okay
03:13okay so how did she tell you did she come on to you did she try and kiss you
03:21I can't tell you all right I understand your little secret just blink once for
03:33yes and twice for no I think it's coming from in here what dad has brought home a
03:41cricket a cricket get behind me Daphne everybody freeze don't move a muscle
03:54well I hope that cricket saw what I just did to this toasted almond
04:13I'll tell you Ross it was the worst night of my life just as I begin to doze off the
04:26damn cricket would start stridulating again honestly do you have any idea what
04:29it's like to be awakened intermittently throughout an entire night I have a
04:33three-year-old I can't remember the last time I slept through a night yes of
04:37course but this constant chirping and chirping over and over really you can't
04:42imagine did the cricket crawl into bed with you did the cricket throw up on
04:48you gee I wish I had a three-year-old so I could win every argument hey Daphne Ross
05:02oh hi there dr. Crane oh that's gone looks good yes well it's all right they
05:10call it nervosa berry but I'm convinced it's just yesterday's banana I have half
05:18a mind to have a discussion with someone about it you should so what do you know
05:23about transference oh more than most is it true that patients can actually fall
05:31in love with their therapist oh yes yes as a matter of fact it's quite common
05:35you see in a therapeutic setting a doctor's empathy can be misconstrued as romantic
05:43interest especially when the patient is of a particularly vulnerable nature but
05:49therapists never return those feelings right well they're not supposed to but
05:54it does happen well I mean think about it really we are human transference can
06:04be very very powerful I remember back in my days of private practice I did have my
06:12share of female adulation oh my god were you able to cure them I'm not a miracle worker
06:24garage he's no bananas I knew it you smell it too excuse me this day-old scum is fooling
06:35no one don't you walk away from me don't you dare walk away from me okay so who is she who's who
06:48miles was patient all right I saw one of his files by mistake the woman is madly in love
06:58with him so who is she her name is Heather Murphy Heather huh that's trouble what else do you know
07:08that's it I only got a quick look at the file so what are you gonna do nothing now I'll said
07:16he can't talk about his patients so what choice do I have I should trust him I found out some
07:25bae was after my guy I would have to know everything about her what she looks like her
07:31profession what she's being treated for I don't think that's relevant what if she's a sex addict
07:37you can be treated for that so they say
07:43you still at it go to your room you won't even hear the thing if you close your door
08:03close my door and just concede defeat I know here's a better idea I'll just move out and let
08:13him have the run of the place that's good I'll have two apartments one for me one for my cricket
08:18I tried closing my door I can still hear it yeah God can't you make him shut up that prayer doesn't
08:33get answered around here you're the one who brought him here what's the big deal if you were
08:44paying a ton of money to stand some country and you'd be loving the sound of cricket yes
08:48but I know a babbling brook too but that doesn't mean I want one surging through my condo I'm
08:55calling an exterminator no you can't do that the chemicals are too dangerous ready all right fine
09:01you have 24 hours to get that intruder out of here or I'm calling Eddie you know Eddie
09:05it taught me so how was your day fine thank you why don't you tell me about it what do you mean
09:34you know couples come home they talk about their day why don't you ever want to share
09:40I suppose I'm not used to it Maris always needed silence to cope with her chronic migraines no
09:50couldn't talk she'd be wearing the molds from her teeth bleaching kit well I'm interested why don't
09:59you tell me something about your day okay let me think I saw the best pair of driving gloves
10:09anything else I had a Cobb salad for lunch you're right that was fun okay I'll be right back okay
10:27Julia Roberts just signed on for 20 million dollars to play a woman who falls in love
10:40with her psychiatrist of course she gets him in the end sound familiar Daphne look in the
10:50briefcase I know I would
11:21oh my god what I missed you
11:25oh my beepers going off well let's see what we can do about that
11:36who is it patient that woman I really can't talk about it Daphne I'm sorry I may be a while
12:20you sleeping I was trying to I'm attempting to rearrange my schedule apparently his royal
12:39chirpiness is nocturnal so I have to be as well I got the answer to the problem right here in this
12:46box but we couldn't squash him with the shoes we already own shoes Eddie's vet told me to get a
12:56gecko it's a cricket predator you know like you get ladybugs to eat aphids if somebody had let
13:03me grow tomatoes on the terrace that I told you it's a condo board regulation no fruiting plants
13:09whatever anyway just give me a half an hour and I'll have that pesky cricket out of the kitchen
13:16and inside this gecko I see so we set a lizard loose to catch the crickets then what we get an
13:34owl to eat the gecko then we got a tiger to eat the owl what eats the tiger dad tell me that
13:41an alligator for one smart guy that's not gonna happen and you know why because we put a little
13:51harness on the gecko so it doesn't run away oh this just gets better and better some twine here
14:00well I used it to stabilize a veal shank why don't you just make a little harness out of the
14:06dental floss I wasn't serious not my cinnamon waxed I've changed my mind I can't go through
14:28with this you have to Daphne you know you're not gonna sleep until you see what this Heather
14:32looks like I thought I'd feel better once I got to look at her file instead I feel worse she's
14:38successful well-traveled well-educated what if she's gorgeous too Daphne you got this all built
14:44up in your head and once you see her you'll know what you're up against I suppose but what if we
14:50get cold we lie I'm a terrible liar listen up lying is all about confidence as long as you're
14:58confident people will believe anything you tell them are you sure first of things I met the coffee
15:05machine right now excuse me we're looking for Heather Murphy this is her office and you are
15:15for two o'clock I don't have anything on the books this is unbelievable make a note reevaluate
15:24all scheduling procedures CC all department heads Heather will be back in five minutes if you want
15:29to wait oh we'll wait in the meantime two coffees cream and sugar think you can handle that yes
15:39we'll be in our office let's go now you know I think coffee might make me more nervous we're not
15:57gonna drink it I'm just trying to buy some time so we can look around she's got to be in one of
16:02these pictures somewhere there's a lot of people there which one do you suppose she is I think it's
16:11the one that looks like her excuse me can I help you we flew in from corporate for a meeting which
16:20the geniuses in your department managed to screw up I don't know what kind of monkey business is
16:27going on around here but we are this close to shutting this entire branch down how could you fly
16:36in from corporate corporates downstairs I'm playing security who are you who am I who am I
16:57it's a sleep death it's not really he hasn't twitched his tail for two minutes that's because
17:22he's lulling him into a false sense of security most dangerous part of a gecko is it's mine
17:30what are you talking a gecko's brain is like this big but a cricket's brain is only
18:01fine where were we and Margaret you cannot just blurt out and Margaret like that I'm sorry we can
18:12only take ten women love I gotta put a little thought into this tell you who makes my list
18:23dark-haired temptress that works at the bookstore Lisa you know her name all this time you've been
18:40going down there I thought you belong to some kind of book club oh there's a club all right
18:45you know she got a belly ring last week that's fantastic here hold on to this for a minute
19:02while I grab a beer sure okay he's making his move I can feel them oh all right give him a
19:09little play right I'm doing all right a little more right he got him reel him in
19:17not too fast not too fast you don't want to tug at it believe this work that was amazing
19:24thanks dad I met the gecko yes yes of course good job well done will you be using this
19:37floss anymore I think we'll just let him keep it all right hey there we go in you go little man
19:48congratulations well that's it yeah quick it's dead gosh even though I am savoring the newfound
20:05silence and sort of miss the excitement of the hunt well all right you know dad were you aware
20:18that the male cricket chirps in order to attract the female cricket that cricket was doing an
20:28awful lot of chirping are you thinking what I'm thinking there might be another cricket there
20:36might be more than one I need to go to bed and then have to get up again probably we
20:42should just play it safe release the geckos well this is an unexpected treat Niles I have
21:02something to tell you is it that I'm the sexiest man you've ever known no I mean yes you are that's
21:11not why I'm here something wrong sort of it's about Heather Murphy Daphne I've told you I cannot
21:23talk about my patients you don't have to I found out by myself did you look in my briefcase you
21:37read her file I know I know it's bad those files are confidential how could you look before you get
21:50going you should probably know there's no excuse that is the worst thing you could have done you
21:56would think so what else did you do I went down to her office to see what she looks like but if
22:13she never found out who I was or why I was there I know it doesn't make it okay but I was just so
22:20worried and I had to find out who she wasn't I'm so sorry I feel so ashamed it was all Robbie's
22:31idea look I know you're angry but please say something angry doesn't begin to describe it
22:47Niles you have violated this person's privacy if she found out I they could suspend my license so
22:57sorry and you don't trust me how could you possibly think there could be somebody else
23:09because I was somebody else what you were married to two other women while you claimed to have been
23:21in love with me well now that we're together how can I be sure really sure that there won't ever
23:29be another somebody else because I would never
23:45because this time it's different our love is different it's not based on somebody's expectations
23:56or anything I'm supposed to be when I was with Maris or with Mel I found myself thinking about
24:06you going about my day or even when I was in a session I found myself thinking about you well
24:18now we're together I find myself thinking about you it's not going to stop
24:35I'm still mad at you I know
24:48hey baby I hear the blues are calling tossed salads and scrambled eggs mercy and maybe I
24:58seem a bit confused well maybe but I got you baked but I don't know what to do with those
25:09scrambled eggs they're calling again