Pervanov Dnevnik RTL - S02E06

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00:00Good evening, dear viewers, it's January 5th, 2014,
00:29I wish you all the best in life, health, love, friendship, and a pleasant relationship between the nations.
00:43On behalf of my family, I wish you all the best in 2014, let it be even better than it was in 2013.
00:55Some people liked it, some didn't, but let it be even better.
00:58Let's shorten it a bit.
01:05There are moments in our lives when we are having a hard time, when we don't see the light at the end of the tunnel.
01:14Today, the community of the government and the citizens is more important than ever.
01:18Dear citizens, you have over 180 billion kuna of non-invested money in the banks and deposits.
01:26Let's help those who need our help the most.
01:35By calling 060 021 021 0, donate a part of the 7 billion euros invested in Croatia.
01:46As every week, I know you are expecting, it happened today, that contribution is loved by the Croatian workers.
01:57So, it happened today, the organizer, Živojina Mirić, Živojina, thank you for your phenomenal contribution.
02:05Thank you, colleague.
02:06In 1769, James Watt patented steam engine, on the 5th of January 1769, James Watt patented steam engine.
02:21Those Englishmen were clever, they came up with everything.
02:25If I lived in that time, I would definitely remember it.
02:32Yes, you would.
02:33Do you see how clever he is?
02:35He patented it on the 5th of January 1769.
02:39Yes, yes.
02:40And not a year before.
02:41Then, in the book, there is a year older steam engine, when it needs to be sold.
02:44Immediately, a year younger.
02:46Although it is only a few days.
02:47When you sell it.
02:48Yes, I also buy cars.
02:49I always look to get a year younger.
02:53In 1524, Marko Marulić Dudo moved to Hrvjec.
02:59Marko Marulić is one of our famous...
03:02I heard about him.
03:03You heard about Marko Marulić?
03:04I heard, I heard.
03:05You heard about Marko Marulić?
03:06I heard, how could I not?
03:07Famous banker, millionaire.
03:09A lover of money.
03:10A fortune teller, 10% monthly.
03:13And today, he is a scientist of 500 kunas.
03:16He contributed to it.
03:17Yes.
03:18He had a book, a comic book.
03:21She gave him books.
03:22She gave him books.
03:23Yes.
03:24In 1578, he moved to Hrvjec, unfortunately.
03:29Julije Klović Cico.
03:31He is our most famous small-scale painter.
03:35Here, look at his most famous painting.
03:38The arrival of the Croats to the sea.
03:41I mean...
03:42I can't see anything, but...
03:44Do you hear?
03:45He was like that.
03:46He was famous.
03:47How did he do it?
03:48Did he have a canoe?
03:49What did he have?
03:50I don't know, I don't know.
03:51I mean...
03:52Nobody knew.
03:53Well, you know...
03:54Well, Market.
03:55He painted one by one.
03:56Did he?
03:57Well, yes.
03:58This postman.
03:59Congratulations to everyone, congratulations to everyone.
04:00You can't believe Julije Klović.
04:01Come on, now you remember.
04:02To paint so little.
04:03When people look, they don't know if it works or not.
04:06You can't see anything.
04:07It's incredible.
04:08Excellent, excellent.
04:09In 1834, in Kragujevac...
04:10In Kragujevac, Serbian newspapers came out.
04:11The first editor, Dimitrij Davidović Kosmaj.
04:12Yes, yes.
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05:33It was like in a dream.
05:34My wife never saw me again.
05:35She would call me at the door.
05:36She would reach my seat, already sitting there.
05:37I should be here, laying about with a glass of wine.
05:38Then, at the next minute she按it out.
05:39Well, she let me out.
05:40She didn't tell me the time.
05:41I had to go now as it was txisbeep.
05:42My wife said, where did you go.
05:4312th month, then the Catholic New Year, then the Orthodox Christmas for two days, then the New Year.
05:51Where is the end of it?
05:53There is no end.
05:54Are you shaking at all?
05:55Colleague, there is no end to it. You have to be a little careful, you know.
05:58Have you lost weight yet?
06:00I am. I can feel it.
06:03But look, I have it with me.
06:05In me, it's like when leaves fall, you know.
06:08For example, now in Proljece, kilos are falling, you know.
06:11So, I'm already used to it.
06:14So, the plague spread from the glory...
06:17No, the fever lasted until yesterday.
06:21From the glory until yesterday.
06:22Yes, from the glory.
06:24I'm sorry.
06:25Yes, yes.
06:26And now, a new one.
06:27Explain to us, what are your household customs?
06:31In us, it is a custom to get up early in the morning,
06:34that is, before the sun even sets.
06:38Well, you should have filmed us to see.
06:40Yes, I did, but now I'll show you.
06:42Since last year?
06:43Since last year, yes. Now I'll show you.
06:45And where is that, in Djevorska?
06:46Yes, yes. That's in my village.
06:48In fact, that's my settlement.
06:50Here, here, look, look.
06:52And who are you?
06:53It's not me.
06:54You are filming?
06:55These are from my brothers.
06:57Children and cousins, and sisters, and so on.
07:00So, I'm filming, yes.
07:02So, you go to the forest,
07:05and then you aim for a tree,
07:07it must be a cedar, or as you say, an oak.
07:10So, it must be a young oak tree.
07:13You cut it off, first you scrape it with a little brandy, you know.
07:17What is this?
07:18You cut it off?
07:19You take it, you take two branches, you know.
07:22You take two branches from that tree,
07:24for an amulet, you know.
07:26You put it on your heart.
07:28So, you cut off this tree.
07:30The branch?
07:31Yes, the branch is cut off,
07:32and you take it home, and then you use it as...
07:36You light it up.
07:37You light it up, but on half, you know,
07:39you burn the tree, you know, on half, you burn it,
07:41and then you take half to light a fire,
07:43and the other half, you put it on a cedar,
07:45you light a fire, a cedar.
07:47We call it...
07:48Aha, a cedar, yes, I understand.
07:49Yes, yes.
07:50And where did they go now?
07:51They went, here, to my brother,
07:53to the little one.
07:56They went into the house,
07:57and now it's a custom, I mean,
07:59there are two hours of filming, you know.
08:01Yes, yes, yes.
08:02What did they throw?
08:03Here, they throw a cedar.
08:04Aha.
08:05They throw a cedar, you know,
08:06so that it bears good fruit,
08:07so that everything is good.
08:08Oh, look at Macio, look at Macio.
08:09He's small, he's small.
08:11Macio.
08:13Here, they throw a straw.
08:14Aha.
08:15And that's all, I mean,
08:16it's an old custom,
08:17it's been a custom for a hundred years.
08:20Aha.
08:21And, um...
08:22Where's a hundred?
08:23Well, you've been in this business for five hundred years.
08:24Okay, but they say, you know,
08:26more than a hundred years.
08:27Here, the Croats came,
08:28I think in the seventh century,
08:30and you were already in the eighth century.
08:32We were already there.
08:33No, we were before,
08:34but that's what we said in the last show,
08:35that we're going to potentiate.
08:36And what does the host do in the morning,
08:37with the good?
08:38The host, that...
08:39Does he wash the good?
08:40No, no, no, no.
08:41The host means,
08:42what lit up right away,
08:43early in the morning,
08:44in the morning,
08:45goes around the tors,
08:46around the stables,
08:47and that way, the loop.
08:48Here, I brought it,
08:49here, you see.
08:50So, that's the upper part,
08:51you see, that's the upper part.
08:52That's the upper part.
08:53Upper part, yes.
08:54This burned down, you know.
08:55Ah?
08:56This burned down below,
08:57and they left it there.
09:00We left it there.
09:01That's the oak,
09:02so you found the wood.
09:03Ah, no, that's the oak.
09:04That's the oak.
09:05Super.
09:06That's the oak, right?
09:07That's the oak, yes.
09:08So, that's that.
09:09And then the garlic is baked.
09:10The garlic is baked,
09:11I don't think I'm talking to you now.
09:12And tell me,
09:13is there any
09:14speciality,
09:15but...
09:16I was waiting for you here.
09:17...speciality of Djevrska,
09:18from Djevrska.
09:19I was waiting for you here.
09:20Very special from Djevrska.
09:21Here, Pranida Poslo says,
09:22sends,
09:23congratulates,
09:24his colleague,
09:25the engineer.
09:26Wait, extra,
09:27Devicanska,
09:28Prasecja Mast.
09:29Extra, Devicanska,
09:30Prasecja Mast.
09:31Extra, Devicanska,
09:32Prasecja Mast.
09:33This is your
09:34homemade plum,
09:35homemade.
09:36What are you doing now?
09:37Here.
09:38Wait, Mast,
09:39where's the mug?
09:40There's no mug,
09:41you eat that without a mug.
09:42Watch this,
09:43you eat it like this,
09:44in my house.
09:45So, every village
09:46has a different order,
09:47but that doesn't matter.
09:48It's important that
09:49the taste of all,
09:50so,
09:51Namirnica,
09:52and Rakija,
09:53is the same.
09:54So,
09:55the taste of all,
09:56so, Namirnica,
09:57and Rakija,
09:58is,
09:59you can't feel it,
10:00but it's healthy.
10:01What's this?
10:02This is your
10:03roasted garlic,
10:04try it.
10:05Garlic,
10:06I don't like garlic.
10:07Try it.
10:08Try it.
10:10That's garlic,
10:11the whole one.
10:12Yes,
10:13try it with garlic.
10:14Here,
10:15now take a spoon of fat.
10:17How can I do it without a mug?
10:18Try it.
10:21A spoon of fat,
10:22without a mug?
10:23Yes, yes.
10:27Hmm?
10:29Now pour some Rakija.
10:34Uff.
10:35Is it good?
10:36Hmm.
10:37Come on, take it.
10:38I would say so.
10:40Hmm.
10:41So, you eat fat,
10:42without...
10:43Just with a spoon,
10:44but look,
10:45it's not ordinary
10:46pork fat,
10:47it's...
10:48So, imagine,
10:49you get 300 kilos of pork
10:50in one
10:51mug.
10:52It doesn't matter.
10:53Yes.
10:54Because it's...
10:55Imagine,
10:56he won't say it,
10:57you know.
10:58Wait, you know the recipe?
10:59I don't know,
11:00I don't know any recipe.
11:01It's not just fat,
11:02it has inside some,
11:03you know,
11:04some smells.
11:05Wait,
11:06what's next?
11:07First,
11:08first garlic.
11:09First garlic,
11:10I put it.
11:11Yes,
11:12you bite it a little,
11:13you see,
11:14it crunches nicely.
11:15Here,
11:16take a spoon of fat.
11:17A spoon of fat?
11:18Yes.
11:19Hmm.
11:20Hmm.
11:21Hmm.
11:22Hmm.
11:23Who would've thought that fat,
11:25without a circle,
11:26hmm.
11:27Hmm.
11:30Now,
11:31rakija.
11:32Hmm.
11:37That's good.
11:38You know,
11:39how we have
11:40that sweet
11:41from fruit
11:42and so on,
11:43so we have salty
11:44from pork.
11:45Well,
11:46congratulations.
11:47Congratulations.
11:49So,
11:50in two days,
11:51I'll be at your place
11:52if God wills.
11:53You are invited.
11:54Will you come?
11:55I don't know.
11:56Of course I'll come.
11:57And here,
11:58I'm taking the opportunity
11:59to be probably
12:00the first in Croatia
12:01to congratulate
12:02my brothers,
12:03right,
12:04Serbs in Croatia.
12:05Peace,
12:06God,
12:07and Christ is born.
12:08This truth is born.
12:11OK,
12:12we'll go now.
12:13Yes,
12:14we'll go now.
12:15It's too early.
12:22There are moments
12:23in our lives
12:25when it's hard for us,
12:27when we don't see
12:28the light at the end of the tunnel.
12:30Today,
12:31our community,
12:32government,
12:33and citizens
12:34are more important than ever.
12:35Dear citizens,
12:36in banks,
12:37in monasteries,
12:38you have over
12:39180 billion kuna
12:40of uninvested money.
12:43Let's help those
12:44whose better tomorrow
12:45is our daily obligation.
12:48Let's help those
12:49whose help
12:50is most needed.
12:52By calling 060-021-021-0
12:56donate a part of the
12:587 billion euros
13:00invested in Croatia.
13:07And now we're going to
13:08watch a new game.
13:12Is that my coin?
13:13No, it's not.
13:14I gave it to you.
13:15You?
13:16Do you know how much
13:17you got for those
13:18300 dinars,
13:19Serbian dinars?
13:20What?
13:21No.
13:22You said 300 euros.
13:23300.
13:24300 euros,
13:2523 kuna.
13:26I don't know,
13:27maybe the rate
13:28dropped in the meantime,
13:29but...
13:30That's my coin.
13:31No, I donated
13:32a small amount.
13:33I took this for myself.
13:35You know,
13:36after a new celebration,
13:37a little too much alcohol,
13:39when I have a headache,
13:40I take a pill.
13:42Okay,
13:43we're not going to
13:44start in front of people,
13:45but we're going to watch
13:46a new game,
13:47which is
13:48all these prisoners,
13:49what are they called
13:50in Yugoslavia?
13:51Gameri.
13:52Gameri.
13:53And this is
13:54an attack
13:55on the house,
13:56the main apartment,
13:57the Ustashas,
13:58where the chief
14:00is with his Ustashas.
14:02But of course,
14:03it's about those,
14:04what are they called?
14:05Zombies.
14:06Zombies.
14:07So,
14:08watch the new game,
14:09and the first one
14:10brought,
14:11the first one
14:12from the seen people,
14:13was our lady,
14:14the first vice-president
14:15Vlada Vesna Puzic.
14:16Let's see how she plays,
14:17how the Ustashas
14:18are playing.
14:20Shoot.
14:23Shoot.
14:26Now what?
14:27You have to shoot.
14:32Wait,
14:33wait a little.
14:34Here,
14:35the zombies,
14:36the Ustashas,
14:37are coming out.
14:44Watch this,
14:45up here.
14:46You have to...
14:49You have to load the gun.
14:53Now it's clear.
14:55Wait,
14:56oh no.
14:58Where are you going?
14:59Good game.
15:00It's good,
15:01you didn't load it.
15:02I came to the seventh level.
15:04Excuse me?
15:05The seventh level.
15:06I can't,
15:07the second level,
15:08the second level,
15:09some big lime.
15:10You have to jump on it,
15:11on the head,
15:12and then the gun.
15:13The main lime,
15:14here it is.
15:15You push the gun down,
15:16and then,
15:17you know,
15:18you have alt, enter,
15:19no, alt,
15:20control,
15:21and I think it's four.
15:22I don't have four hands.
15:23You have to do it with three fingers.
15:26You have to play.
15:27It's a good game.
15:28This game is phenomenal.
15:29It's a phenomenal game,
15:30yes.
15:31But now,
15:32let's see,
15:35he's being called a lot,
15:37the champion of our opposition,
15:39that he's not being announced,
15:41that he's gone,
15:42that he's not there.
15:43But the man is incredible.
15:44You know,
15:45the journalists asked him,
15:46the journalist,
15:47Tomica Karamarka,
15:48called Toc,
15:49where is he,
15:50what is he,
15:51what is his program,
15:52I mean,
15:53he wants to run for election,
15:54he wants to run for election,
15:55but you don't know,
15:56you don't know,
15:57where are we,
15:58what is happening.
15:59OK, OK.
16:00Tell me,
16:01please,
16:02to the Croatian citizens,
16:03what is your plan
16:04for getting out of the crisis?
16:05Please explain.
16:06Lies.
16:07Hungary lost
16:08the first world war,
16:09and the army was blown up,
16:10then Karol Mihaj,
16:11the mayor,
16:12Karol Mihaj,
16:13the mayor,
16:14the mayor,
16:15Karol Mihaj,
16:16Karol Mihaj,
16:17Karol Mihaj...
16:18Anyway,
16:19OK, Károly,
16:20Melivas,
16:21Osby,
16:22Osby,
16:23What do you think?
16:24What is the Croatian citizens'
16:25plan for leaving?
16:26We worry
16:27about the people
16:28and now we are
16:29leaving.
16:30We,
16:31we worry
16:32about the people
16:33and now we
16:34are leaving.
16:35We,
16:36we worry
16:37about the people
16:38and now we
16:39will leave.
16:40We,
16:41we worry
16:42about the people
16:43and now we
16:44I'm not going to talk to you, I'm not going to talk to you.
16:46Okay, okay, that's for Bushmen.
16:48But tell me, for Croats, please, what is your plan to get out of the crisis?
16:54What do you plan to do when you take power? Please.
16:58Okay, okay, okay, okay, I got it, okay, okay.
17:03You know, I can tell you.
17:06This is the best you can do.
17:10Here, you see.
17:11Do you know that he has the right?
17:13No.
17:14How can I tell you?
17:15Seriously.
17:16Man, once you discover your plan and program, then it's over.
17:20Wait, why would he say what his plan and program is when he takes over?
17:23If.
17:24When he takes over power.
17:25And when he takes over, what does he say now?
17:27Then they copy and ...
17:28That's what it's about.
17:29Do you think that's why?
17:30That's what it's about.
17:31Well, it's not.
17:32Well, once he ... I think I read somewhere in the news that he gave some proposals and that.
17:37And I got the proposals right away and that's it.
17:40Well, this is your order.
17:41And the same when tequila is drunk.
17:43Yes.
17:44It's the same.
17:45Mexicans cover the end.
17:46That lemon.
17:48Salt, lemon, tequila.
17:49That's all from us.
17:50Like with you.
17:51Masks, glasses.
17:52It's obvious, brother.
17:53Nothing is stolen from you.
17:54Well, it's stolen.
17:55Sure.
17:56Really.
17:57Well, okay, we won't.
17:58Now, after all, the New Year is just before us.
18:01Because Christmas and New Year.
18:03Let's look at one good, one good, good, good, good, one good, good.
18:10Your husband and wife are lying on the bed and he's touching them.
18:13Lying with whom?
18:16Well, he's touching my wife.
18:18He's touching the pipe, so suddenly he stops touching.
18:21Why?
18:22You know.
18:24And the wife says, why don't you touch me anymore, my husband?
18:29And ...
18:30What was it?
18:31And he says ...
18:32What?
18:33What is it?
18:35And the husband says, I don't want to, because I found a remote.
18:39Well, what is it?
18:41Well, what happened?
18:43You know.
18:47He actually was looking for a remote.
18:53From the TV.
18:54And he had that TV without a remote, so ...
18:57Oh my God.
19:04Well, I didn't catch him.
19:06How did you catch him?
19:07How?
19:08How, what?
19:09Well, you know, he started ...
19:10Wait, the man is ...
19:12He started to touch the wife.
19:13The wife thought he was touching her, but he was actually looking for a remote.
19:16Aha.
19:17Do you understand?
19:18You know, like ...
19:20She thought he was touching her.
19:21She was hoping that he was touching her again, and so on.
19:23He was looking for a remote.
19:24He was looking for a remote, yes.
19:25Well, it's not bad.
19:26Let's look at some commercial photos.
19:39Give your money a new name.
19:42Lada Samara.
19:44If you love safe, comfortable and economical driving, you will love Lada Samara.
19:50Short on the pump, long on the road.
19:56Lada Samara with three and five doors.
19:59Lada Samara.
20:04There are moments in our lives when we are having a hard time.
20:09When we don't see the light at the end of the tunnel.
20:12Today, the community of government and citizens is more important than ever.
20:17Dear citizens, in banks and monasteries, you have over 180 billion kuna of uninvested money.
20:26Let's help those who have a better tomorrow than any other obligation.
20:31Let's help those who need help the most.
20:34By calling 060 021 021 0, donate part of the 7 billion euros invested in Croatia.
20:45TOPOLA
20:51Art.
20:52Topola's furniture industry is known for the production of classical and modern types of kitchen furniture.
20:58Classical kitchen furniture is made of craft boards of first-class quality.
21:03It is coated with luxury varnishes resistant to external influences and retains long-lasting shine.
21:08The entire furniture consists of a stool, adapted for various practical uses,
21:13a kitchen table, four chairs or tables and a wooden box.
21:17If the buyer wishes, a water bottle or a shoe box are recommended.
21:27Four well-known types of classical kitchen furniture are accepted on the market.
21:32Art from Topola's garden.
21:34The annual production of this factory is 25,000 pieces of various kitchen furniture.
21:39In 1965, about 40,000 different types of kitchen furniture will be produced.
21:49Modern types of kitchen furniture are made of craft boards, iron and cast iron,
21:54the so-called cast iron.
21:57The Swedish types are known, made of several parts,
22:00according to the needs and size of the space in which they are located.
22:03The stool is composed of the upper and lower parts,
22:05a closet, a kitchen table with a melamine board,
22:08four chairs or tables and a wooden and coal box,
22:11which is a set of the adopted type of modern kitchen furniture.
22:15Art from Topola's garden can be found in all major industrial and trading centers across the country.
22:22On the list of its buyers are consumers from Western Germany,
22:26Switzerland, England, Hungary and other countries.
22:33Music
22:4890% of the products are air.
22:52The remaining 10% is the mattress.
22:58You have to take care of the air.
23:02The mattress does not damage the past.
23:10Here we have come to the end, when we will present the book.
23:14The book is investments in Croatia in 2014.
23:19So, an average of possible investments in Croatia in 2014.
23:24Here are just some investments.
23:27This is one possible investment in March.
23:31At the beginning of April, a Hungarian says,
23:35where does he know Kaniže from,
23:39so his colleagues and friends tell him that he is planning to open a Ukrainian radio station in Čakovac.
23:45This is a good investment.
23:48This is a couple of hundred.
23:51Here he is in Istria, in Poreč.
23:54Allegedly, he will open it, but I doubt it.
23:59Yes, but he is an Italian.
24:04He opens Luna Park in Poreč.
24:07Yes, Luna Park.
24:09Here is the owner of a car repair shop.
24:12Okay, one with the other.
24:14You will find out, I'm not afraid.
24:17Buy the book.
24:19It can be an investment in Croatia in 2014.
24:23Enjoy our bright future and the enormous investments that await us.
24:28I would like to congratulate you, and no one else,
24:32to the two driving engineers of the Croatian press corps.
24:36Number one is Živojn Mirić.
24:39Okay, you don't have to exaggerate.
24:42I think we are Alpari.
24:44Yes, but I can't do it together.
24:46Okay, we'll do it together.
24:48In first place is Živojn Mirić.
24:50He has been editing the Twig magazine.
24:54Živojn Mirić and Željmir Kučina wish you a pleasant evening.