Pervanov Dnevnik RTL - S02E16
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00:00As you can see, the hand is in full force.
00:03See?
00:04This is how it's done.
00:06I want you to try to hold it.
00:06If it starts cracking, don't do it.
00:07If it cracks, don't touch it.
00:08If it cracks, don't touch it.
00:09I will hold it.
00:10It won't break.
00:11It will break.
00:11Be careful with the strength.
00:12Slowly, I won't.
00:13Just a little bit to the right, here.
00:15I see, yes, but you know,
00:16you kick with the right foot.
00:17At night, you are cold, but...
00:19That's why you have the continence.
00:20Yes.
00:21Don't stamp it on the table,
00:22or else I will have to tamp your hands
00:23and it will hurt like hell.
00:26Dear viewers, we wish you a good and pleasant night. We have almost reached Sunday.
00:35We have spent a good morning on Sunday.
00:39On Sunday, yes. Sunday is almost over. I would say 60 minutes to the end of Sunday.
00:49I have to say that it was a good Sunday. It was July 16, 2014.
00:55When you look at it from a philosophical point of view,
00:59you can never touch the love that we experienced that night,
01:04you and me, with those two Swedish girls.
01:07At that time, what was it, 1989?
01:10It was 1979.
01:12Yes, it was 1989.
01:14I was still alive on the beach in Makarska.
01:17I remember how it was yesterday.
01:19He came with two Swedish girls.
01:22One was black, the other one was Swedish.
01:25This one was from Jamaica.
01:27Yes, from Jamaica.
01:29And so, word by word, move by move, we waved our hands more.
01:33We ended up in a nightclub.
01:35Well, it doesn't matter now.
01:37You know, I remember exactly today.
01:39You see, how much do you remember?
01:41How much would I remember? I went to the doctor for months.
01:44In the memory, as if I were missing that information.
01:47Maybe I remembered it.
01:49It was like that. A Serb and a Croat separated two Swedish girls.
01:53You couldn't tell who was a Serb, who was a Croat, who was an Orthodox.
01:58Did they all have the same passport?
02:00Yes, all of them.
02:02The red one, when you were a kid?
02:04Yes, the red one.
02:06There were seven of them, six of them.
02:08Six or seven.
02:10Depending on who had it.
02:12Was it the original?
02:14Yes, it was.
02:16When we evoke and provoke the intentionally mentioned past,
02:23on behalf of whether it happened this week.
02:27Last week.
02:29It happened last week.
02:31As we said last time, let's split it up.
02:35Someone wrote on Facebook that it was last week.
02:39Last week.
02:42Maybe the foreign name would be the best.
02:46It's English, right?
02:48You have to be.
02:50You have to be.
02:52You have to be ten times better.
02:54In 1940, today, people, look carefully,
02:57Chuck Norris was born in a small town in Ruda.
03:03He is the idol of all men and women all over the planet.
03:10Chuck Norris.
03:12Unbeatable, undying, unrivaled.
03:16Unbeatable.
03:18His birthday is celebrated on the 10th of October.
03:22So it's not the 6th?
03:24No, it's the 10th.
03:26But his birthday is celebrated once or twice a week.
03:29It depends.
03:31There are times in our country.
03:33In our country, it's celebrated.
03:35In Vinkovci, it's celebrated twice a week.
03:38The so-called Chuck Norris ties.
03:40Chuck Norris ties.
03:42They are Chuck Norris ties.
03:44And people wear them.
03:46For example, there is a town in Croatia called Chuck Norris.
03:52And what do the locals do on the Chuck Norris ties?
03:56They wear a kimono, a black belt,
03:59and they fight with the first neighbor.
04:02And then they get married.
04:04It's a custom.
04:06They killed him and broke his neck.
04:09They broke his neck like a branch.
04:12And he is still alive.
04:14Watch a documentary,
04:16filmed with a hidden camera,
04:18when he fought with the first man,
04:20the Chinese Manchu Ping,
04:22in an abandoned mine.
04:25How it all ended.
04:32CHUCK NORRIS
04:36CHUCK NORRIS
04:59Born in 1959,
05:02the President of the Republic of Serbia,
05:06Milorad Dodik.
05:08Who said it was 1959?
05:10We are here.
05:12You are older than me.
05:14Dear Dodik,
05:16happy birthday.
05:18In 1944,
05:20before Christ,
05:22poor Julius Caesar paid with his head.
05:24He beat him.
05:26He beat him with knives.
05:28He beat him like in Bosnia.
05:30He beat him with knives.
05:32And his last words,
05:34when he saw what was happening,
05:36he only uttered,
05:38Hannibal Ante Portas.
05:40What Hannibal?
05:42Hannibal at the gates.
05:44Do you think someone called him
05:46and said, open the door,
05:48Hannibal at the gates.
05:50He didn't say anything.
05:52He didn't say anything.
05:54What did he say?
05:56Alea.
05:58When he saw who he beat,
06:00Caesar's last words,
06:02did you...
06:04Did you...
06:06bring me to the end?
06:08Who?
06:10The one who beat him.
06:12Did you?
06:14Did you, too.
06:16You are in conspiracy against me.
06:18Wait, let's find out first one thing.
06:20Julius Caesar,
06:22listen,
06:24Julius Caesar,
06:26he had 16 knives in his back,
06:28and he turned around
06:30with his last strength,
06:32did you...
06:34Did you hit me?
06:38Who told you that?
06:40The ones who...
06:42Which ones?
06:44The family,
06:46everyone,
06:48aunt, father,
06:50wife.
06:52He was in hell because he killed him.
06:54Did you...
06:56Did you...
06:58Svekar? No, it's not Svekar.
07:00I don't know,
07:02someone was close to him.
07:04Did you...
07:06And he died.
07:08Did you...
07:10Probably someone.
07:12Did you...
07:14His son.
07:16His name was...
07:18Did you...
07:20I know it was Parfen,
07:22but it wasn't...
07:24Did you...
07:26Petrovon.
07:28No, it wasn't Petrovon.
07:30Did you...
07:32I knew it.
07:34Ok, let's move on.
07:36In 1917,
07:38Nikola II Romanov was abdicated,
07:40and, of course,
07:42in Bolsheviks, Zgadija,
07:44the red one,
07:46when people get power.
07:48The so-called New World Order.
07:50Other people went to...
07:52To Germany.
07:54Ok, what Germany?
07:56What are you talking about?
07:58He went to his village,
08:00but it wasn't good there.
08:02Bolsheviks came and killed them all.
08:04A complete novel.
08:06Olga Nikolaevna,
08:0823 years old.
08:10Tatjana, 21 years old.
08:12Maria, 19 years old.
08:14Anastazija, 17 years old.
08:16Aleksandar Nikolaevich, 14 years old.
08:18This is the so-called
08:20justice of the Bolsheviks,
08:22the red one.
08:48I've always wondered
08:50where this human desire
08:52for the kingdom,
08:54for the queen,
08:56for the king, etc.
08:58Someone has to rule the people.
09:00Do you think so?
09:02Well, remember the French Revolution.
09:04Catastrophe.
09:06Well, they cut off everything.
09:08Even themselves.
09:10But the people can't rule.
09:12The people have to.
09:14It's not crazy.
09:16What can Croatia do?
09:18Only military junta.
09:20But no democracy.
09:22Only military junta.
09:24And as little as possible.
09:26Wait a minute.
09:28If I'm not mistaken,
09:30there was a similar situation
09:32in Turkey, in Argentina.
09:34Now all the countries are at the top.
09:3616th of October,
09:381560.
09:40Nikola Šubić Zrinski,
09:42the so-called...
09:44I can't believe it.
09:46I can't believe it.
09:48I don't expect you to know
09:50Croatian history.
09:52But he really defeated the Turks
09:54near Žirovice.
09:56The Croats really defeated the Turks.
09:58Only two Serbs were defeated.
10:00It was like that when we already
10:02started.
10:04200 years ago.
10:06We started on the Kosovo field.
10:08The wounded came to you.
10:10What is that?
10:12There is a whole commentary
10:14about Nikola Šubić Zrinski's
10:16battle against the Ottomans.
10:18Against the Ottomans.
10:38Nikola Šubić Zrinski
10:40defeated the Ottomans
10:42in the Battle of Tikva.
10:44That's how he defeated
10:46the Ottomans.
10:48He defeated the Ottomans
10:50in the Battle of Tikva.
10:52He defeated the Ottomans
10:54in the Battle of Tikva.
10:56Harduček.
11:00Magla.
11:02Magla.
11:10Magla.
11:12Magla.
11:14Magla.
11:16Magla.
11:18Magla.
11:20Magla.
11:22Mr. Croatian President.
11:24You have a message from the entrance.
11:26What?
11:28Let me see.
11:30Let me see.
11:40Six.
11:42Three.
11:44Two.
11:46One.
11:48What was that?
11:50Here, read it.
11:54I hereby declare
11:56that the Turks will attack you tomorrow
11:58at exactly eight...
12:02I'm done.
12:04Mr. Croatian President.
12:06This is Nikola Šubić Zrinski
12:08who is one of our
12:10guests.
12:12He has a plan.
12:14My plan consists
12:16of simple solutions.
12:18of simple solutions.
12:20We have to strike
12:22such blows to the Turks
12:24that they practically
12:26disappear from this area.
12:28Bravo, Nikola, bravo.
12:30Now go and fight
12:32while we go to lunch.
12:34You see?
12:36We have to strike such blows
12:38to the Turks that they practically
12:40disappear from this area.
12:42You see?
12:44Such blows.
12:46Such blows.
12:48Such blows.
12:50Such blows.
12:52Such blows.
12:54Such blows.
12:56Such blows.
12:58Such blows.
13:00Such blows.
13:02Such blows.
13:04I can't say anything smart
13:06about the war.
13:08But you are not Americans,
13:10you are Serbs.
13:12They bombed this area.
13:14Who will love you
13:16when the Turks attack you?
13:18Who will love you when the Turks attack you?
13:20I'm sorry
13:22that they bombed this area.
13:24You know what is unusual for me?
13:26You know what is unusual for me?
13:28They pretend to be world policemen.
13:30They pretend to be world policemen.
13:32It's obvious.
13:34It's obvious.
13:36They AmericansFreedo the democracy.
13:38They don't allow that no people
13:40to touch the American tyranny.
13:42And in the Croatian goverment
13:44their vacuum is completely
13:46protected by the most
14:00Kotromanovic, Zoran Milanovic, Vesna Pusic, Leko, President Sabor, all of them are all over the world.
14:11Just like our ships, Vesna Pusic is on the way to Chile, Zoran Milanovic is on the way to Wellington,
14:20Leko is on the way to Buenos Papas in Paraguay.
14:25Who knows, maybe they will come back.
14:28They will come back.
14:30Who will they come back to?
14:32Tell me, who and what will they come back to Croatia?
14:38They will come back to their birthplace.
14:41What birthplace?
14:42Their birthplace.
14:43Come on, smart people.
14:44Do you know what happened?
14:45In the 7th century, Croats came to the sea.
14:47And now Croats are leaving the sea.
14:49First they go to the most visible place.
14:52Intelligence first.
14:53Intelligence first.
14:54It is a brainwash that has never been done before.
14:57Ok, but tell me the description of the workplace.
15:00It is not a rare case that you travel.
15:03No, no.
15:04I don't believe that those people went to come back.
15:07Maybe they are forever.
15:08Who will find them?
15:10Maybe Milanovic will end up on Marshal and the islands.
15:13That is where the other title was.
15:16No, no.
15:17Everything will be fine.
15:18Everything will come back.
15:19Come on.
15:20Let it be.
15:21However, what worried the rest of the political crowd in Croatia,
15:30as well as the journalists,
15:32was the control of our nuclear weapons.
15:36We have three short, medium and long-range ballistic missiles.
15:43We have one of each.
15:44One?
15:45Yes.
15:46It is a threat.
15:47Who controls our nuclear weapons?
15:50So, just before the trip, the journalists came to Romanovic
15:55and asked him about the keys to our nuclear arsenal.
16:00Mr. Minister, you are going on a trip with the Prime Minister.
16:03Where are the keys to our nuclear arsenal?
16:06I think that one key is with Josipovic,
16:09the other is with Milanovic,
16:12and the third key should be with me,
16:15but my battery is empty.
16:18I don't know where to get it.
16:20I put it in the chain.
16:21Where is the third key?
16:23I don't know.
16:24I can't remember.
16:25But there is no problem if we need to launch it.
16:28Yes, but what if someone attacks us?
16:31You are not here.
16:32How are we going to launch our nuclear weapons?
16:34How are we going to return them?
16:36I hope that you will not be in need without us
16:40to launch our nuclear weapons.
16:42There is no need for that.
16:44We won't stay long.
16:46So, two keys are with Josipovic,
16:49and one is with Milanovic,
16:51and I can't find the other one.
16:53Our missiles, Grabic-2 and Vrba-800,
16:58Vrba-800 move every 15 days from location to location
17:06so that the enemy can't find out
17:09where our nuclear weapons come from.
17:12In case of losing the key,
17:14it's easy to burn the missile,
17:16because the code is 6486825.
17:19It's a secret code that no one knows,
17:22and it's forbidden to know.
17:24If someone knows, it's over.
17:26I want to say,
17:28when people are insecure,
17:31because there is no Milanovic,
17:33there is no me, there is no one,
17:35your nuclear launch can be launched
17:37by the head of the opposition,
17:39it can be Karamarko, Chubankovic,
17:41anyone can launch it.
17:45I think it's OK.
17:47As you said, three keys are under control.
17:50You think so?
17:51Yes.
17:52So, you're not afraid?
17:53I'm not afraid.
17:54If it's about the weapons,
17:57then you know how it goes.
18:00Can someone accidentally break in?
18:02No, they can't.
18:05One day, my battery died,
18:08and I couldn't find the key.
18:11You can't find it anywhere.
18:15Now, we're going to talk about Dele Labo
18:18and Neslani.
18:20I don't like it, but let's go.
18:22Time is like that.
18:24Slokovic says to Ivica Nader,
18:28Who?
18:30The lawyer.
18:33She says to him,
18:35It's better that you paid Barisic
18:37not to sing than to Thompson,
18:39who you gave 500,000.
18:41It's better for Barisic not to sing.
18:44No way.
18:45What?
18:47Who? What?
18:49No way.
18:53It's better that you paid him
18:55not to sing than Thompson.
18:58It's better for Barisic not to sing.
19:02No way.
19:08Slokovic said to him,
19:12It's better that you pay him
19:16not to sing than Thompson.
19:19Only singers sing in our country.
19:22Everyone sings.
19:24We have a singing festival.
19:27Instead of Patija, now...
19:29Instead of Croatia looking for a star,
19:31Croatia is looking for a singer.
19:33Yes.
19:35And that's a jump.
19:37You go from one place to another,
19:41and you get 10 minutes free with a jump.
19:47There is Dele Labo,
19:49but there is also ours,
19:51and that's Dele Labo.
19:53Dele Dule, whatever you want.
19:55Dele Dule.
19:57Dele Dule, one.
19:59Dele Dule Šorom.
20:03Let's hear his smart.
20:05He's only smart and he knows.
20:07Someone has to speak smartly.
20:09We can't, so let's hear Dule.
20:11What do I know?
20:14All the brothers left Croatia.
20:17And then they left me.
20:19And then Leko says to me,
20:22they all say to me,
20:24come on, Dule,
20:26watch out,
20:28until there is no Croatia,
20:30there is no chance
20:32that I have to go to Croatia,
20:34until there is no Croatia.
20:36I can't do it alone,
20:38let me stay,
20:40I'll go to Croatia,
20:42until there is no Croatia.
20:44I won't, I won't,
20:46not by chance.
20:49I think that Branko Bačić,
20:51the so-called BB,
20:53has taken over this brigade.
20:55Branko Bačić, wait,
20:57something is ringing in my ear.
20:59Branko Bačić, that's yours.
21:01And what, what function does he have?
21:03He's a lieutenant,
21:05he's the first in line, educated,
21:07I like him, and that's yours.
21:09You think so?
21:11Yes, from Serbia.
21:13I know Bačić.
21:15Do you have Bačić down there?
21:17He's a lieutenant of the nuclear arsenal,
21:19and hold on, hold on,
21:21until there is no Croatia.
21:47Leut. Magnetic.
21:49For your magnetic attractiveness.
21:51Leut. Magnetic.
21:53Means for his manhood.
21:55We have come to the work of the first diary,
21:57the truth at the very end,
21:59but not at the end,
22:01in its importance,
22:03as far as I am concerned,
22:05at the beginning,
22:07but at the very end,
22:09as far as I am concerned,
22:11at the very end,
22:13as far as I am concerned,
22:15and that is the promotion of good books.
22:17and that is the promotion of good books.
22:19I have chosen for tonight,
22:21Dostoyevsky,
22:23more precisely,
22:25the records from the Dead House,
22:27and that is for our prisoners.
22:29Well, how everyone was happy
22:31on the days of the prisoners,
22:33our hopes, and so on,
22:35I still feel sorry for people,
22:37I feel sorry for people,
22:39prison is a sick thing,
22:41but I recommend you,
22:43I think the television is off at ten.
22:45No, no,
22:47it was once at ten.
22:49Ivo, if you watch me,
22:51I mean Nadan,
22:53and Nadan, if you watch me,
22:55take Dostoyevsky's records from the Dead House,
22:57where Dostoyevsky described
22:59his stay in prison,
23:01and then he talked about
23:03that after a while, people get used
23:05to life in prison, you know,
23:07you have everything you need,
23:09but they are always asked
23:11what is the purpose of the sentence,
23:13why do people get sentenced
23:15to long sentences,
23:17and he realized at the end of the book,
23:19I can even say that,
23:21because you can't explain it.
23:23What is it, a bad wound?
23:25No, lack of loneliness,
23:27so at any moment,
23:29at any time,
23:31when you are in need,
23:33sleeping, walking, eating,
23:35you are never alone.
23:37And what about those who are females?
23:39And that is exclusion,
23:41on the other hand,
23:43you know,
23:45the thing is that you are never alone
23:47when you want to be alone,
23:49and that is to be that punishment.
23:51So, my dear prisoners,
23:53read the records from the Dead House,
23:55I want you to keep
23:57these prison days.
23:59You know, I like this book.
24:01I would send it to Regal,
24:03I have a black Regal,
24:05this is nice, red-black,
24:07I want to have at least one.
24:09You can.
24:11So, I want you to keep
24:13these prison days,
24:15not everyone is happy,
24:17there are some of us who feel
24:19with the prison, what have they done,
24:21and greetings to all the citizens of Croatia,
24:23in the desire to live better,
24:25according to the latest data,
24:27we have the biggest economic growth
24:29in a few months in Europe.
24:31I feel warm and better days.
24:33Better days.
24:35So, hold on, Croats,
24:37and members of the National Minorities,
24:39hold on to each other,
24:41don't give up, live,
24:43raise your heads, laugh,
24:45work, so you don't starve,
24:47I wish you all the best.
24:49Greetings from Želimir Kučin.
24:51Greetings from Živon Miric,
24:53and good night,
24:55tomorrow is a new prison day.