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00:00They are all bears.
00:02When you go to an old bear farm,
00:04they give you everything,
00:06and when it comes to me,
00:08the bear turns around.
00:10Who turns around the hat?
00:12The bear.
00:14The whole bear?
00:16Yes, the whole bear.
00:18And the specialty is the front hat.
00:20Everyone knows that,
00:22and I also hope that it is a specialty.
00:24The bear's hat?
00:26The bear's hat, the front one.
00:28The bear's front legs are bigger than the rear ones.
00:32That's why the bear can't...
00:34Ask me anything about bears,
00:36I know everything.
00:38I know, I know.
00:40Good evening, dear viewers,
00:42welcome to Peron's Diary.
00:44Good evening from my side, I wish everyone...
00:46What?
00:48Good evening, I say.
00:50Good evening.
00:52No, no.
00:54We say evening of the middle class,
00:56good evening.
00:58Good evening.
01:00Good evening.
01:02We hope it will be a good evening.
01:0412th of January,
01:06what a beautiful name.
01:08January is not bad.
01:10January, but it's January.
01:12It's January, right?
01:1412th of January,
01:16so it's Sunday.
01:18Let me compare,
01:20sometimes it's January,
01:22for an army that goes to the army in January,
01:24how do you say it?
01:26January.
01:28Who are the classes?
01:30January, April, October, etc.
01:32January was on the list.
01:38Here we are,
01:40we came to the part of the diary
01:42that organizes,
01:44cleans, sucks,
01:46removes dust,
01:48puts in front of the urn.
01:50Well, okay.
01:52One sentence,
01:54I can't go to the end.
01:56Why don't you shoot me with a stone?
01:58Take the stones and shoot me.
02:00While I'm talking to the viewers,
02:02shoot me with a stone.
02:04Don't be nervous.
02:06Colleague, don't be nervous.
02:08We came to the part,
02:10you see now,
02:12now my energy is at zero.
02:14To the part.
02:16It happened today.
02:18Colleagues,
02:20editor,
02:22journalist,
02:24today,
02:26January 12th,
02:28in front of the monastery of Moravica,
02:30the Turks killed
02:32Georgy Djordjevic,
02:34Hadji Djer,
02:36so-called Hadji Djer,
02:38national champion.
02:40On the sixth day,
02:42the massacre of the Serbian princes began,
02:44which accelerated the outbreak of the first Serbian uprising.
02:46In 1856,
02:48Serbian composer
02:50Stefan Mokranjac was born.
02:52You know,
02:54Rukovec, 15 years old.
02:56You probably heard about Rukovec.
02:58Yes, of course.
03:00In 1878,
03:02in the Serbian-Turkish war,
03:04the Serbian army entered Niš.
03:06Well, okay.
03:08What?
03:10There is one news
03:12about Croatia,
03:14or Austria.
03:16Maybe something interesting happened in Hungary.
03:18Wait a minute,
03:20I'll find it for you.
03:22I think the man gives a little finger.
03:24January 12th, look.
03:26Is there anything?
03:28There is nothing.
03:30Only those three news are the most important.
03:32Okay, but...
03:34I'm sorry,
03:36I should have solved this
03:38many years ago.
03:40Okay, not alone.
03:42Let someone else see.
03:44It's better to talk to you in person.
03:46But look,
03:48let me tell you.
03:50I entrusted you with full faith
03:52to arrange a meeting today.
03:54Without thinking
03:56who you are,
03:58where you are from.
04:00You are simply Alpari to me.
04:02I don't know where the problem is.
04:04Of course, all three news are from Serbia.
04:06But I can say...
04:08I'll give you a little finger,
04:10I can say that
04:12if you want to be honest.
04:14I know.
04:16You are the only one who noticed
04:18that all three news are from
04:20the eastern parts of our country.
04:22How did I notice?
04:24Everyone noticed.
04:26No, but no one told me.
04:28Only you.
04:30Why?
04:32If you don't mind
04:34that three news
04:36are the most important from the east,
04:38then...
04:40Okay, wait.
04:42So, only the one
04:44who is a nationalist,
04:46he doesn't notice.
04:48I didn't want to say that.
04:50Come on, please.
04:52I can't believe it.
04:54We've done so well so far,
04:56but this has already exceeded all measures.
04:58Seriously, all three.
05:00Let's say that on the 7th
05:02a great Croatian scientist
05:04Nikola Tesla was born.
05:06Well, now...
05:08Colleague, I mean, if we will
05:10honestly...
05:12Okay, look, it's better not to...
05:14Irfan!
05:16Irfan!
05:26There are moments in our lives
05:28when it's hard for us.
05:30When we don't see
05:32the light at the end of the tunnel.
05:34Today, the community
05:36of government and citizens is more important than ever.
05:38Dear citizens,
05:40in banks and monasteries
05:42you have over 180 billion
05:44kuna of non-invested money.
05:46Let's help those
05:48who have a better tomorrow
05:50than any other obligation.
05:52Let's help those
05:54who need help the most.
05:56By calling 060
05:58021 021 0.
06:00Donate a part of
06:027 billion euros
06:04of investments in Croatia.
06:10Dear viewers,
06:12our deepest complaints
06:14are about privatization
06:16of private media.
06:18In this way, we have
06:20maybe exceeded all measures.
06:22But don't worry,
06:24me and him...
06:26No, no, no.
06:28We are still like nails and meat.
06:30Like hair and grass.
06:32Like hair and hair.
06:34Like a mountain and a mouth.
06:36Like Moruzgva and Raksamac.
06:38Well, somewhere there.
06:40I could use this break
06:42to publish a documentary.
06:44What break?
06:46Well, this break.
06:48To publish a documentary.
06:50I got it yesterday.
06:52You didn't tell me.
06:54You can't publish a documentary.
06:56Let me see.
06:58Did you write it down?
07:00Here it is.
07:02I wrote it down.
07:04Veritas documentary from Banja Luka.
07:06Did you write it down?
07:08I didn't see what it's about.
07:10Take a look.
07:12It's a documentary?
07:14Yes, yes.
07:16From Banja Luka.
07:18The original was found somewhere.
07:20In a basement.
07:22You'll see.
07:24Take a look.
07:32Look, dad.
07:34Pechurka.
07:36Take it, son.
07:42Here it is.
07:44Pechurka.
07:46People.
07:48People.
07:50Dad.
07:52Help me, son.
07:54Help me, dad.
07:56Take me.
07:58Take me.
08:00Wait, what are you doing?
08:02What are you doing?
08:04Let me go.
08:06These mushrooms are for us, not for you.
08:08Let me go.
08:10Are you crazy?
08:12Dad.
08:14Come with us.
08:16Come with us.
08:18Why are you pushing me?
08:20You've been pushing me since you came here.
08:22You are the brother of a Croatian widow.
08:24Are you normal?
08:26Take it.
08:32What should I do now?
08:34Should I cook these mushrooms
08:36or will you eat them in prison?
08:38Go home, son.
08:40Tell them the Croats caught me.
08:42You don't have to cook for me.
08:46Where is Zupan?
08:48Zupan.
08:50Zupan.
08:52We caught two of them.
08:54They are not Croats.
08:56Then I will shoot them.
08:58What are you doing?
09:00What?
09:02What?
09:04What are you doing?
09:06What do you want?
09:08What do you want from me?
09:10You won't catch people because of the mushrooms.
09:12What do you have to do with it?
09:14If I want,
09:16I will shoot Croats.
09:30Let me go.
09:32This is propaganda.
09:34This is a film.
09:36This is a film.
09:38Who says that?
09:40Do you believe in this film?
09:42Do you believe that Croats
09:44and Serbs should be caught?
09:46It's not my opinion.
09:48It's a personal opinion.
09:50You should think about the film.
09:52You know what is happening
09:54in recent years.
09:56What is happening?
09:58Everything.
10:00What are you saying?
10:02It's incredible
10:04how cheap propaganda is.
10:06How uncomfortable is it
10:08to spread propaganda
10:10on this cheap propaganda.
10:12Now Croats
10:14are not allowed
10:16to eat mushrooms.
10:18Just a little bit.
10:20I beg you.
10:22Do you believe in this?
10:24I won't say that I believe.
10:26You won't say that you don't believe.
10:28You should think about
10:30the situation.
10:32Who brought you to Zagreb?
10:34Who found your apartment?
10:36Who found your girlfriend?
10:38What did I do to you?
10:40What did I do to you?
10:42Who took off your tattoo?
10:44Who took off your tattoo?
10:46From the part where
10:48your birth mother wouldn't take it off?
10:50I took it off.
10:52Let's move on.
10:54Don't bother the viewers.
10:56Let's see what he had tattooed.
10:58You wouldn't believe.
11:00And where is it?
11:02But we won't talk about it now.
11:04So...
11:06There was a stir
11:08about the situation in Croatia.
11:10We will show you some clips
11:12from the kitchen of Agiprop.
11:14So many people
11:16were under the influence
11:18of some kind of fame.
11:20Some fascists
11:22and Ustashas
11:24appeared in Croatia.
11:26As if we are going back
11:28to 1941.
11:30I don't know anyone like that.
11:32I know at least
11:3410 people.
11:36Nobody knows
11:38who is who.
11:40They even started to play games.
11:42Just look at this.
11:44Agiprop against Croatia.
11:46They are playing games
11:48where they are
11:50murdering
11:52some Nazis.
11:54What does it have to do with Croatia?
11:56Croatia is a member of the EU.
11:58NATO pact.
12:00You are good with German.
12:02I won't comment on that.
12:04Look at this.
12:06The game is played
12:08by the Prime Minister.
12:10Kill the Swabians.
12:12Aha.
12:14Wait.
12:16Now you have to collect the bullets.
12:18Now you have to...
12:22What do I do now?
12:24Shoot.
12:26Shoot the Swabians.
12:28Here.
12:34Now the first aid.
12:36Here.
12:38What now?
12:40You have to find Hitler.
12:42You have to kill him.
12:44There is no Hitler.
12:46I don't know where he is.
12:48You have to go back.
12:50Aha.
12:52Great.
13:00Here you go.
13:02Be careful.
13:04In the 21st century
13:06it was 70 years ago
13:08that today
13:10because of people like you
13:12but there are also those who
13:14deliberately...
13:16It's all
13:18a movement of a democratic country
13:20which consists of a number of elements
13:22that make it up.
13:24We can't be uniformed.
13:26Why is there no criminal in North Korea?
13:28There is none.
13:30That's why Croatia
13:32is a democratic country.
13:34Because it has
13:36all the elements inside.
13:38It gave up.
13:40What did it give up?
13:42It gave up
13:44from that.
13:46Am I wrong?
13:48You are not, but...
13:50Whoever comes to power,
13:52I am the first one up.
13:54You know that we are together.
13:56Accept me in the service.
13:58Let me prove it.
14:00I am the first one up.
14:02Throw me out.
14:08You are exaggerating.
14:10Yes, I am exaggerating.
14:12But you are making fun of it.
14:14Yes, I am making fun of it.
14:16You know that trucks don't work in Ler.
14:18People relax.
14:20I was happy at home.
14:22I heard a truck
14:24going down the street.
14:26It was hard.
14:28It was like a dumpster.
14:30It was like a dumpster.
14:32There was no conflict.
14:34It was life.
14:36Life and conflict.
14:38You go to bed,
14:40but you don't know
14:42if you want to wake up.
14:44Here or there.
14:46It was much better
14:48before.
14:50One party.
14:52We have more than 200.
14:54We have more than 200.
14:56One party,
14:58one leader,
15:00one union,
15:02one party.
15:04Now the union is working against the government.
15:06And what is UDBA
15:08and others
15:10able to do?
15:12Look at the example we got
15:14from our yachts and parliament.
15:16In the parliament,
15:18in a very important place,
15:20our man works.
15:22Our yacht.
15:24And he delivers us
15:26materials that are not seen.
15:28Look now
15:30what UDBA,
15:32or maybe CIA,
15:34is able to do
15:36to somehow
15:38disrupt
15:40Croatian political stability.
15:48Colleague Kain,
15:50I noticed
15:52that there are two Sheiks
15:54in the parliament.
15:56Two?
15:58I don't know.
16:00Look, one is sitting up there.
16:02That's the upper Sheik.
16:04And there is
16:06the lower Sheik.
16:08And another one is sitting
16:10in the same time two Sheiks.
16:12I think there must be Sheiks in HDZ.
16:14However,
16:16what are we doing now?
16:18There are two Sheiks.
16:20Who is the real one?
16:22You are the real Sheik.
16:24UDBA
16:26took over another Sheik.
16:28That's UDBA's
16:30job.
16:32And you will see
16:34the one up there
16:36has a rubber mask on him
16:38to somehow look like him.
16:40And it is known
16:42what UDBA is able to do
16:44to
16:46sabotage
16:48the leaders of HDZ.
16:50I can say
16:52that I am a Sheik.
16:54I can claim anything.
16:56But tell me,
16:58am I a Sheik?
17:00Are you a Sheik?
17:02Are you sure?
17:04Yes, I am a Sheik.
17:06But there is
17:08another Sheik.
17:10There is no other Sheik.
17:12Let's hear
17:14the top Sheik.
17:16Where does it say
17:18that there can't be
17:20two Sheiks
17:22but only one?
17:24According to that,
17:26let's be serious.
17:28I am the real Sheik
17:30and so is Mr. Dole.
17:32Here.
17:34We suggest
17:36to count
17:38how many Sheiks
17:40there are in the Council
17:42and divide the payments.
17:44Let's see.
17:46Did you count
17:48how many Sheiks there are?
17:52Here.
17:54Two Sheiks.
17:56Who is in favor of
17:58keeping both Sheiks in the Council?
18:00All of you. Thank you.
18:02Do you believe
18:04that there are two Sheiks?
18:06I do.
18:08There are two salaries, two pensions.
18:10Maybe
18:12we are too deep
18:14in the darkness of Croatia.
18:16You know that
18:18the third part of
18:20Game of Thrones will be recorded
18:22in Zagreb, but only cameramen
18:24will come.
18:26Let's watch
18:28a good one.
18:30A good one.
18:32A good one.
18:34A computer
18:36goes into a room.
18:38Into a room?
18:40Into a room.
18:42It says
18:44that it has 20 separate decks.
18:46Separate.
18:48It says
18:50that it is being ordered.
18:52What?
18:54What is that?
18:56What is that?
18:58What?
19:00The computer says
19:02to switch to USB.
19:04USB?
19:06It's a stick.
19:08Are you kidding me?
19:10The computer
19:12will switch to USB.
19:18We don't have that in our pockets.
19:26This one is good, right?
19:28This one is good.
19:30I didn't understand
19:32what USB has to do with...
19:34A computer?
19:36A computer fan.
19:38It goes into a room.
19:40Give me 20 decks of Pariser.
19:42How will I order?
19:44Switch to USB.
19:48If you are honest
19:50I didn't understand.
19:52Let's watch the commercial.
19:54There are games.
19:56Let's watch the commercial.
20:04Let's watch the commercial.
20:08Let's watch the commercial.
20:34Let's watch the commercial.
21:04Let's watch the commercial.
21:20We are at
21:22the place of the first diary.
21:24The G-spot.
21:26The G-spot of the first diary.
21:28When we promote
21:30good literature.
21:32Tonight
21:34we have prepared
21:36a review of a wonderful book
21:38about general pathology.
21:40It's about...
21:42Read the book.
21:46General pathology.
21:48I know Serbian.
21:50It's about general pathology.
21:52I expected...
21:54What do you want?
21:56Nothing.
21:58First the news.
22:00You read the book
22:02wrongly.
22:04If you don't want...
22:06You are taking over the power.
22:08How can I take over the power?
22:10I am waiting for Balvan
22:12to come here.
22:14Balvan will hear that I can't come.
22:16Why?
22:18I just want...
22:20Did I take you out?
22:22Yes, but what does it matter?
22:24Did I cover you?
22:26Was I wrong?
22:28Were you a cook
22:30at my wedding?
22:32Yes, I was.
22:34From 1991 to 1995 you were a cook.
22:36Who guaranteed that?
22:38You did.
22:40What did you mix with Kalashnikov?
22:42Come on.
22:44Let's talk about general pathology.
22:46Don't condense it.
22:48The book is about
22:50a part of love.
22:52It's a love story.
22:54It's about a part of pathology
22:56on a river in Zagreb.
22:58By chance
23:00a medical brother
23:02and a pretty nurse
23:04met.
23:06And of course,
23:08wound by wound,
23:10scalper by scalper,
23:12they got to know
23:14how to treat a man.
23:16However,
23:18what happens on pathology...
23:20When the lights go out,
23:22that's important.
23:24We'll talk about it later.
23:26The book is full of illustrations
23:28of beautiful situations.
23:30I mean,
23:32pathological situations.
23:34But in the end,
23:36what happens?
23:38She starts to change
23:40at the station level.
23:42She turns into a man.
23:44She starts to change
23:46pathologically.
23:48She changes sides.
23:50We won't go into details.
23:52For people who
23:54don't know how to read,
23:56maybe I should say
23:58how it ends.
24:00They fall in love,
24:02get married,
24:04and live happily.
24:06But her brother...
24:08A key part of the book
24:10about pathology
24:12is that
24:14her brother,
24:16who died in an accident,
24:18doesn't recognize him
24:20and her sister,
24:22a nurse,
24:24recognizes her brother
24:26and her sister
24:28recognizes her brother.
24:30But her sister
24:32doesn't recognize her brother
24:34because the nurse
24:36doesn't recognize her brother.
24:38It turns out later
24:40that they were
24:42close relatives.
24:44Yes, they were
24:46cousins.
24:48Fortunately,
24:50they didn't have
24:52intimate relations.
24:54But the key figure
24:56is her father
24:58who comes from Varaždin
25:00and sees the scene
25:02where he falls
25:04and gets a heart attack.
25:06That's where they fall in love.
25:08They fall in love in time.
25:10I read this
25:12a few days ago.
25:1450 and 1 are blue.
25:16It's like I'm reading
25:18a child's book.
25:22I wish you all the best
25:24for the New Year's Eve.
25:26What are you preparing
25:28for the New Year's Eve?
25:30I've already baked a bear.
25:32Seriously?
25:34Yes.
25:36We have a bear in our family.
25:38It was a bear for the island.
25:40You know that
25:42you always have a bear.
25:44We'll throw some honey
25:46on the cake
25:48and some peas
25:50with onions.
25:52It's like
25:54Nadan Midošević's bear.
25:56Do you know how expensive it is?
25:58I know that a bear
26:00can't run uphill.
26:02It has longer legs
26:04and front legs.
26:06What are you going to bake tomorrow?
26:08I'm just telling you
26:10that if a bear attacks you
26:12don't run uphill.
26:14You won't be able to catch it.
26:16What if it attacks me on the plain?
26:18Then run uphill.
26:20That's all for tonight.
26:22Dear viewers,
26:24we wish you all the best
26:26for the New Year's Eve.
26:28We wish you all the best
26:30for the New Year's Eve.
26:32All the best.
26:34All the best.
26:42It's the last time.
26:44Don't worry.
26:46Everything will be fine.
26:48Everything will be fine.
26:50Everything will be fine.
26:52Everything will be fine.