Pervanov Dnevnik RTL - S02E15
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00:00Good evening, dear viewers. Today is, you wouldn't believe it, the 9th anniversary of 2014.
00:20So, 2014 is significant because it is only once the 9th anniversary.
00:26So, happy 9th of March, if I can say so.
00:30Yes, you can say so.
00:34Good evening, dear viewers. I have the honor to greet a guest who arrived half an hour ago,
00:41Iljusin, from Crimea, and that is Mrs. Aljona Fjodorovna Romanova. Good evening.
00:52Good evening. Hello.
00:54Good evening. Good evening.
00:56You arrived from the Black Sea. Yes.
00:59From Crimea. Yes.
01:00You arrived from the Black Sea, from Crimea. How is it going there?
01:02Well, it is slowly recovering. How is it there?
01:06Everything is fine. Everything is great.
01:08Only it is very hard for people because there are a lot of wounded and killed.
01:11It is very sad for people.
01:13Yes, people are upset.
01:15But negotiations are underway. Negotiations are underway.
01:19And I think that everything will be fine.
01:23Everyone is talking about why there was such a conflict.
01:26But now everything is fine.
01:28I think that there will be no war because it is not profitable for there to be a war.
01:33I think that there will be no war.
01:35Ukraine and Russia have always lived together.
01:38It was like a mother Russia and a brother Ukraine-Russia.
01:43They lived very, very friendly.
01:46Ukraine was like a mother Russia and a brother Ukraine-Russia.
01:51They lived very, very friendly.
01:53It is not profitable for there to be a war because there is gas and oil in Ukraine.
01:57It is not profitable for there to be a war because there is gas and oil in Ukraine.
02:03I think that there will be no war.
02:06But everything will be fine. Everything will be great.
02:09What do you think, how will it end?
02:11How will it end?
02:13I think that it will end well.
02:17It is hard. It has been going on for a long time.
02:23It should end sooner.
02:26But the situation is normal.
02:30There are no murders.
02:34There are only negotiations.
02:38It will be good.
02:41It should be good.
02:43We lived together for a long time.
02:45It is a pity that Belarus left us.
02:49Ukraine is a very rich country.
02:52There is a lot of wheat.
02:55We studied together.
02:57Lermontov, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Pushkin.
03:01We studied together.
03:03Russians, Ukrainians and Belarusians.
03:06I think that everything will be fine.
03:14There will be no war.
03:16Thank you very much.
03:18You are welcome.
03:20You are welcome.
03:22I brought you a gift.
03:25It is an encyclopedia of Ukraine.
03:31Please.
03:33It is an encyclopedia of Ukraine.
03:35It is a gift.
03:37If you can read it,
03:39if you know how to read it,
03:41you can read it.
03:43There is a lot of interesting things here.
03:47I want to show you a song.
03:52A song?
03:54What song?
03:56Let's see.
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05:30Here we have
05:32our colleague
05:34Živoj Mirić
05:36who has been creating
05:38one of the most valuable
05:40section within the Peruvian diaries
05:42which is entitled
05:44What happened last week
05:48We are still looking for
05:50a real name
05:52give us your suggestions. We will choose the best one, of course, and award the author of the same.
05:59When we come up with the best name, we will have lunch.
06:03Yes, we will have lunch.
06:04And on the next day we will have a new section.
06:08That's right.
06:09On the 4th of October, last week, in 1852, Prince Trpimir,
06:16gave a speech, he had a speech.
06:20He said, good day Kostevi, I am Trpimir with a speech.
06:23What did he say about the speech?
06:25Always one hand holds the sword, the other hand holds the speech.
06:28And of course, he proclaimed himself the Prince of Croatia,
06:33and the state was called the State of Croatia.
06:36That was the first mention of the Croatian state in 1852.
06:40It is well known that at that time, the Croatian state looked a little different.
06:46It was bigger.
06:48And in 1853, the Serbian Živalj already inhabited this area.
06:53So, only a year after Croatia, you came to this area, but we will not...
06:58Some say that we came earlier, but we will not, as you say.
07:02Let it be as you say.
07:04How earlier?
07:08How earlier?
07:09Well, some say, for example, that some people in the village...
07:13What time did you arrive?
07:15We arrived a few decades earlier.
07:19To the Croatian sea?
07:21Yes.
07:22To Serbia?
07:23But not exactly to the sea.
07:25We stayed there in Zalec.
07:27Zalec, yes.
07:28I don't know, I think we settled there.
07:30For example, some say, I wouldn't go from this area to the sea.
07:33It's hot, you know, it's hot at sea.
07:35It's storming south, you know.
07:37On the 4th of October, something even more important happened.
07:41Unfortunately, one of the biggest, if not the biggest,
07:45in my opinion, in my opinion, the biggest of the biggest,
07:49and that is Vladan Destnica,
07:51in my opinion, the biggest of the biggest.
07:53We are holding on very poorly.
07:55There were right-wing days.
07:57Something is happening.
07:59However, that man, I don't know, deserves...
08:02Much more.
08:03Much more.
08:04He deserves to be called a right-wing, just because of him.
08:07You know, Vladan Destnica.
08:09I would call the SDP, you know, a right-wing, because of Vladan Destnica.
08:13In 1887, the first performance of Labudjic Jezero,
08:17by Petar Ilić Čekovski, Labudjic Jezero, was written.
08:21And now let's look at the gay performance of the same ballet.
08:33LABUDJIC JEZERO
08:44Fantastic.
08:45It's beautiful.
08:46It's just that.
08:47It's beautiful.
08:48You know, I like it better when a man performs than a woman.
08:51It's more natural, you know.
08:52It's more beautiful.
08:53It's more natural.
08:54It has more sides.
08:55It's more natural.
08:56I believe more in it than in women.
08:57I think women are kind of pedantic.
08:58Yes, yes.
08:59Ballerinas are like that.
09:00They are not reliable, you know.
09:02They walk on their fingers so as not to wake up the audience.
09:04Yes.
09:05This is a man, he jumps, he spins.
09:07Phenomenal.
09:08A gymnast.
09:09Yes.
09:10I think he was a gymnast.
09:11Well, he was.
09:12On October 5, he moved to Hiret, so I would say the great of world history,
09:18and that is Joseph Vissarionovic Stalin.
09:22Here we see a photograph where all the peoples and nationalities.
09:26The whole world.
09:28The whole world.
09:29The Jews and Stalin at the head.
09:32I don't think it would be a bad thing if one such man came to power in Croatia today.
09:38Clean hands.
09:39I see.
09:40Clean thoughts.
09:41Clean stance.
09:42On October 8, of course, in 1829, Mato Lovrak was born.
09:51He is best known for his novel The Train in the Snow,
09:55where he describes how a community, a wider social community as a whole,
10:00can only be together through some kind of brigades, through labor actions.
10:06So the individual is nothing, everything is for each other.
10:09Yes.
10:10And let's take a look together at the excerpt from the screenplay of the novel The Train in the Snow,
10:16and the film is also called The Train in the Snow.
10:19Like the novel, the same.
10:20So you can't imagine at all.
10:21It's strange, but...
10:22Look at the scene at the beginning.
10:24Let me lick it once.
10:27I want it if you will bring me books.
10:30Then lick it yourself.
10:32You see.
10:33And that little one is rich, which is outrageous.
10:35You know, I like to say, young man, that the rich ones are scum,
10:38and those who are poor are honest.
10:40Okay, but you know what the people have learned?
10:42That the little one who was on the wrong path,
10:45later joined the community and everything was fine.
10:50And he was one of the strikers.
10:52He got the mark of a striker.
10:54A striker, yes.
10:55He washed.
10:56Yes, yes, yes.
10:57He washed.
10:58And today is the International Women's Day.
11:01International Women's Day.
11:03It was yesterday, you think?
11:05What do you mean?
11:06On March 8th.
11:07Two days.
11:08Two days?
11:09Yes, yes.
11:10It's not for me.
11:11From March 9th to March 10th.
11:12It's a three-day celebration.
11:13For me, it's just that one day.
11:14No, no, no, no.
11:16Come on, celebrate it then.
11:18I congratulate all the women.
11:19Everything that can be called happiness.
11:21Be, as you would say, beautiful, beautiful, as you have been so far.
11:25You are a chauvinist, man.
11:26Why?
11:27That's why beautiful, beautiful.
11:28Why would they be beautiful to you?
11:29Well, I think.
11:30Spiritually.
11:31Spiritually, spiritually.
11:32Dear women, respected women, and all those who feel that way.
11:38I want you from the bottom of my heart to be equal, to be even better.
11:42Because you are more important than men.
11:44Your importance is not in the name of women.
11:47Only in the fact that you are more durable, that you are more comfortable for a longer time.
11:53But in the fact that you have a mother and you can give birth, which a man cannot.
11:58So, my dear women, you are evolutionarily much more important than men.
12:02I know, I know.
12:04Men are no longer evolutionarily necessary, and as such they will die out.
12:08Normally, today's respected woman, if she wants to take care of a child, if she wants to give birth to a child,
12:12goes to the bank, gives it to me, that it is blue, that it is comfortable.
12:16No, you get a customer.
12:18You get a customer when you buy a child.
12:20Yes, what kind of eyes, you know, blue.
12:22You choose.
12:23You take off the black eye.
12:24Not today.
12:25High.
12:26You know, blue.
12:27Today, men who look like those from the Star War, from the cafe, they have children in the same eyes.
12:33Women, don't let yourself, what will a man do to you?
12:37You just have to wash him, change the straw under him, bathe him, feed him, so that you have blood.
12:42A respected woman today, who is she?
12:44So, then the next day is a bumblebee.
12:47So, everything that is…
12:49What are you laughing at?
12:50No, no, nothing.
12:51The next day is a bumblebee.
12:52Dear…
12:53Bumblebee.
12:54I am the most…
12:55You know what I like the most about Janja?
12:58That bumblebee.
12:59That, how good it is to me.
13:01I mean, that's what I associate with him.
13:03Bumblebees are very important.
13:05So, you hear your bumblebees, you always go around.
13:08I always have news about bumblebees.
13:10Always.
13:11Always.
13:12At night.
13:13My grandmother left me that, you know, that, that, that…
13:14A mule.
13:15Yes, like a cap.
13:16A string, a hand, a string, and then I kill it.
13:18A mule.
13:19And you know what?
13:20When I drive in the winter, I have a tractor in me, but there is no roof, you know.
13:23There is no cabin.
13:24A cabriolet.
13:25Uh, it's going to be winter, you know.
13:27I just bend over like I have a scarf.
13:30So, every good thing about bumblebees in all people.
13:33Keep them, take care of them.
13:35Because bumblebees are very important for the health of a man.
13:39And the international day…
13:41God, international.
13:42It is not international when it is the Day of the Croatian Respondents.
13:45So, dear Croatian Respondents, every good…
13:48Wait, I'm sure, colleague.
13:49Sorry for calling you.
13:50I'm sure it's only Croatian.
13:51It's not international.
13:52No, no, no.
13:53Only Croatian.
13:54It is the International Day of the Croatian Respondents.
13:57And every good thing, dear Respondents, be kind, good, defend the innocent, defend the
14:02guilty, defend everything.
14:03So, whoever appears, it is according to this Sime Smateno's conclusion.
14:08So, defend yourself, you know how.
14:10Defend yourself to the extreme.
14:12Well, okay.
14:13Why do you keep coming in?
14:15And we will soon be left, fortunately temporarily, without our Prime Minister, who is traveling
14:21to New Zealand, Australia, Tasmania, the Easter Islands, the Marshall Islands, and so on.
14:28So, he is going on a long-term tour.
14:30Come on, hit it, soldier, I'm waiting for you to hit who is going with him.
14:34Who is going with him?
14:35Yes.
14:36Here he goes, Prebjeri, who else?
14:37Well, look, he's definitely going, my wife is definitely going with him.
14:40I mean, on such a long journey.
14:42Which time?
14:43You know, you drive 24 hours, you are constantly in the air.
14:4724 hours.
14:48Okay, and?
14:49So, wife…
14:50Well, okay, and?
14:51She must go with him.
14:52And I, let's say I'm the Prime Minister, I would go with, let's say, the Minister of Police.
14:57No, but the Minister of Defense.
14:59Oh, okay, we are here somewhere.
15:00No, we are here somewhere.
15:01Yes, of course.
15:02But as long as we are here.
15:03Well, that's according to the rules of the service.
15:04We have aroused the Croats there, who have aroused themselves in such a way, there are a lot of Croats
15:08living there, I can't go back home.
15:11And there we aroused them and found one boy who organizes the tour of our Prime Minister
15:18and keeps that we need to pay attention to the abundance of wild, poisonous and not only poisonous,
15:26but also dangerous animals, so that Mr. Milanović should take care of his own health,
15:32as well as the health of his companions.
15:34Let's look at the statement of that, what's his name?
15:37Samogajedi.
15:38Samogajedi is his name, he is a doctor, by the way, so look what he says.
15:43Oh, I beg you, Milanović, stop playing, give me a statement for TV, man.
15:50Enough, hey.
15:51What did I tell you?
15:54I am glad that the Croatian Prime Minister is coming to us, to Australia.
16:02Okay, I studied in Zagreb.
16:04You studied in Croatia?
16:06Yes, I was a Zagreb student and that's why I would warn him about these dangerous animals,
16:18because in Australia, man, every animal is not normal, you see, not a single one is normal.
16:24Everything is poisonous, man.
16:26Here, let me list just a few.
16:28There is a poisonous bear.
16:37A deadly boar.
16:47A so-called death scoundrel.
16:55And finally, a fatal rat.
16:58And for Milanović, I don't know, these Austro-Croats are even more dangerous,
17:10because they live in these houses, which should not be near them.
17:14And where are they the most, in which cities?
17:17Well, there they are, in Sydney, Melbourne, Canberra, everywhere there are Croats,
17:22who are just, they are very nasty.
17:25Why don't they like him?
17:26They don't like him, that's why he is in this SDP.
17:29And now we will see, since it's Women's Day,
17:32today's women are not like before, you know,
17:35they are wearing jackets, cooking.
17:37Although there are some like that.
17:39Well, there are some like that, but it's all the same.
17:41Today's women will not give priority to men in anything.
17:45Today's women are stupid, chock-a-block, today's women.
17:49Emancipated.
17:50Yes.
17:51Let's see even how they are educated, how they beat their own husband or man.
17:57There are also educational programs on the computer,
18:02so that program was also tested by our first vice-president Vesna Pustić,
18:07Minister of Civil Affairs.
18:10Wait.
18:11What now?
18:12Now they beat my wife.
18:15More.
18:17More.
18:22What are we going to do now?
18:23You can beat him.
18:24Don't beat me, I beg you, don't beat me, I beg you.
18:28What are we going to do now?
18:29You can break him.
18:31Why are you beating me?
18:32Why?
18:33Why are you beating me?
18:34Why?
18:35What did I do wrong?
18:37Wait.
18:38What now?
18:39There, there, in the eye, in the eye.
18:41Don't beat me.
18:44Don't beat me, I beg you.
18:46I beg you, don't beat me, don't beat me.
18:50That's it, Vesnica, be good.
18:53Now you pour gasoline on him.
18:55Like this.
18:56You pour it all over him.
18:58Now light him up with a lighter.
19:02Super, super.
19:04Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
19:12Now he will burn alive.
19:14And many women in the world, so various civilizations,
19:17have long been emancipated
19:20in order to engage in supernatural sports.
19:25Let's see how the Chinese
19:27defend themselves from the onslaught of men.
19:30Kung fu.
19:31Kung fu means, come on, march, kung fu.
19:34Kung fu, with a stick and a knife.
19:38So, defense from men in the Chinese way.
19:44Ha!
20:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:07Come on, be a man.
20:09Come on, say that you have not eaten, that you have not drunk.
20:13You don't have to say anything.
20:15You're just keeping quiet.
20:17Djani Maršenka is singing behind your ear.
20:21Let's see what our dear Partisans were giving to their wives
20:26in the wake of the 5th offensive on March 8th.
20:29There is no snow anywhere.
20:31But still, friends found each other.
20:33Look at the statement of our Dalaj Dulet.
20:36What do I know?
20:39It was March 8th, right? In the Partisans?
20:42I gave my wife the same thing.
20:44And what should I get for the Partisans?
20:47I came and said,
20:49Happy 8th, Partisans.
20:52I didn't have anything to get for the Partisans.
20:55I went and got 5-6 Italians.
20:59I got 7-8 Italians.
21:01And I said, happy 8th,
21:04I got Italians for you.
21:06She said, thank you, friend.
21:08I put the Italians in the vase,
21:10and the Italians smell of money.
21:14His wife Dalaj Lama is avoiding
21:17paying the bills,
21:19returning the money to the bank.
21:21She pretends not to understand.
21:23This is a deposit from the bank.
21:25She pretends not to understand.
21:27She pretends not to understand.
21:29She pretends not to understand.
21:31She pretends not to understand.
21:34On March 8th,
21:36her husband came.
21:38Who?
21:40Her husband, right?
21:42She said to him,
21:44let's have a great weekend.
21:48You and me, a romantic weekend.
21:53What?
21:54What?
21:56What?
21:58He said,
22:02her husband,
22:04let's have a great weekend.
22:09It's going to be a long weekend.
22:12Oh my God.
22:17This is good.
22:18This is fantastic.
22:20I'm afraid it wouldn't be worth
22:22watching a few...
22:24That's right.
22:25Economic propaganda...
22:26What was it called?
22:27Economic propaganda program?
22:28No, no.
22:29Economic promotion program.
22:31That's a new one.
22:32No, no.
22:33It's called EPP.
22:34EPP, brother.
22:57Shoemaker's socks.
22:59Ninety years of tradition.
23:13Junko is something more.
23:16Junko, Junko, Junko, Junko.
23:18Junko.
23:19The water sign of love.
23:22A book for you.
23:24A book that every woman
23:26can wish for.
23:28David Beckham's book,
23:30Alone in the World.
23:33It's about a book where he describes
23:36the time of adolescence,
23:38childhood, growing up,
23:40falling in love, and so on.
23:43How he came to Spice Girls,
23:45what's her name, Antonia...
23:47Mel, Mel...
23:48Melania, something like that.
23:50Melania Griffith.
23:52Melania, something like that.
23:54He described it precisely,
23:56and then his brother intervened.
23:59You remember, you read the book.
24:01I didn't read it.
24:03The family was against it,
24:05and then he had an accident
24:07and went to the operation.
24:09But his younger brother also showed up,
24:12who thought it was his brother
24:14from the first marriage,
24:16but his father didn't recognize him,
24:18because he had just returned from Argentina.
24:20So he and his mother,
24:22his father's brother,
24:24David, came to his father
24:27to meet Maciek,
24:29who was his sister,
24:31or came to meet him
24:33with a friend from Argentina.
24:36I wish you all the best
24:38in life and work,
24:40and until next week,
24:42good night and goodbye from Želimir Kučin.
24:45And on my behalf,
24:47I wish you a pleasant rest of the evening.
24:54Želimir Kučin