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00:00The first owner of the house, the first owner of the house.
00:11He has everything. 9,000. 9,000.
00:15I won't give him that money. I won't.
00:17You are not normal.
00:20Ladies and gentlemen,
00:22we can say brothers,
00:24because when we are partners, then we are brothers.
00:27We are, of course, the legacy of Croatian journalism,
00:32and Serbian in Croatia,
00:34which connects you, dear viewers,
00:36to the common suffering.
00:38That is the common denominator.
00:40M. Sisavci, Sisari, M. Zajednicka.
00:42Partners.
00:43Partners, of course.
00:45So, brothers, sisters,
00:47good evening to all of you
00:49on behalf of Želimir Kučin.
00:52And good evening on my behalf.
00:55Greetings to all of you,
00:57as many as there are of you.
00:59The driver's engineer, Živojid Mirić.
01:01You are quite like this,
01:03in your engineering.
01:05If we are honest.
01:07Just a little, slowly.
01:09Slowly.
01:11You don't miss the opportunity,
01:13even in society,
01:15one day when we were at Slava,
01:17to show that you are a driver's engineer.
01:19But you have the right.
01:21You have been in the books for so many years.
01:23No, no.
01:25I heated the table.
01:27I had a hot table.
01:29A hot table.
01:31Incredible.
01:33You can bake eggs.
01:35Whatever you want.
01:37You can bake eggs on the table.
01:39You have to be careful.
01:41Today is February 9, 2014.
01:43One would say,
01:45a like like this.
01:47What do you want, day by day.
01:49However, since it is Sunday,
01:51there are a lot of events
01:53in the history,
01:55exactly on February 9.
01:57Let's start.
01:591573.
02:01We remember that date a little.
02:03Today, there was a decisive battle
02:05at Stubica.
02:07Between the villagers on one side,
02:09and Plojemislavino on the other side.
02:11Of course, it was lost.
02:13The battle was lost.
02:15The villagers' riot.
02:17Did they give the name of the villagers' riot?
02:19No, they didn't.
02:21They didn't have a clear PR.
02:23Zero points.
02:25Maybe partly because of the name.
02:27Hand on heart.
02:29If you are a peasant,
02:31if you are a villager,
02:33don't go home.
02:35You go home to fight against the tribes.
02:37They had a vision of things
02:39that was not accurate.
02:41Yes, yes.
02:43In 1881,
02:45unfortunately,
02:47director Mihailović Dostojevski,
02:49a Russian writer,
02:51once said,
02:53there is no better than Vladan Desnica.
02:55Vladan Desnica and Dostojevski.
02:57Alpari.
02:59Even Desnica is better.
03:01But let's say Rus.
03:03Dostojevski is excellent.
03:05Read Dostojevski.
03:07The name tells you that he is a criminal.
03:09Yes, he is a criminal.
03:11His sister told him,
03:13go and kill your grandmother.
03:15He did it.
03:17The police.
03:19But I won't.
03:21Today,
03:23a famous Croatian,
03:25if not the greatest scientist,
03:27Nikola Tesla,
03:29patented
03:31an asynchronous motor.
03:33He made a sketch of an asynchronous motor.
03:35Today.
03:37It could be said,
03:39he is half Croatian,
03:41half Serbian.
03:43He is a Croat like me.
03:45Croat, but Serbian.
03:47Which one?
03:49Croat.
03:51But Serbian.
03:53Serbian nationality.
03:55Let's talk about history.
03:57How were they better before?
03:59Nikola Tesla,
04:01about electricity,
04:03you can say a leader.
04:05Slobodan MiloÅ”ević, isolation.
04:07Yes, they go together.
04:09There is no electricity without isolation.
04:11And today is the 9th of February,
04:13the day of the Republic of Serbia.
04:15We want,
04:17everyone is watching us there.
04:19We are spraying there.
04:21We are spraying further, but it doesn't matter.
04:23We are spraying in Serbian.
04:25To all the citizens,
04:27of the Democratic Republic,
04:29is it?
04:31It is not a republic, only Serbian.
04:33No, Democratic Republic.
04:35I think it is not.
04:37I saw it on the panel,
04:39that it is not a democratic republic.
04:41Ok.
04:43I am not saying that it is not a democratic republic.
04:45It is a republic of Croatia,
04:47and you took it from us.
04:49I am not a member of the Serbian Republic.
04:51I like them.
04:53Who has a weekend there?
04:55It is my family.
04:57It is not mine.
04:59Don't shake it, please.
05:03The day of the Republic of Serbia,
05:05the 9th of February.
05:07The day of the Republic of Serbia,
05:09the 9th of February.
05:11Everything that can be called
05:13happiness in Bosnia and Herzegovina.
05:15We want you to be happy
05:17on the day of the Republic of Serbia.
05:19Come on, you.
05:21I am happy.
05:23My friends,
05:25colleagues,
05:27subordinates.
05:29I am happy.
05:31We have a statement.
05:33We have a statement from Milor Dodik.
05:35He is the president
05:37of the Republic of Serbia.
05:39We have a statement about that day.
05:41Let's look at the statement.
05:43If the critical mass of Bosniaks disappears,
05:45the kinship of Bosnia disappears,
05:47because it is absolutely certain
05:49that Serbs and Croats will not be
05:51those who will preserve the Bosnian idea
05:53and the Bosnian-Herzegovina state.
05:55That is why it is important
05:57that we engage
05:59the maximum number of Bosniaks
06:01in this international resistance
06:03against treason.
06:05And the law on the description
06:07of colonialism is a kind of treason
06:09against Bosniaks,
06:11especially those who are expelled,
06:13against victims of genocide,
06:15against ethnic cleansing,
06:17against justice.
06:19Bosnia is open not only for Muslims.
06:21Bosnia is open for mixed marriages,
06:23for those from mixed marriages,
06:25for atheists and for agnostics,
06:27for all those who love Bosnia and Herzegovina,
06:29because today it is
06:31the only legal way
06:33to preserve Bosnia and Herzegovina
06:35and the prospects
06:37for Bosnia to become
06:39a national destination
06:41for all of us.
06:43And then they say
06:45that Bosnia is not for him.
06:47He is the only link.
06:49He holds Bosnia.
06:51If it were not for him,
06:53Bosnia would have fallen apart a long time ago.
06:55And we have come
06:57to the point
06:59where there is no return.
07:03Point of no return.
07:09I was a translator.
07:17Let's watch an exclusive interview
07:19with Angel Merzel.
07:21Come on, say something.
07:23Ask something, but quickly.
07:25We don't have time.
07:27Come on.
07:29A day later,
07:31there was another peaceful working day
07:33in Sisačka Županica,
07:35at least that's what Županica says,
07:37which, alas, adds that a great loss
07:39has been made, which in fact
07:41I think we should ask Mrs. Merzel.
07:43Good evening.
07:45Good evening to you and everyone watching us.
07:47Thank you very much.
07:49We heard that Mrs. Merzel claims
07:51that she has the support of the prime minister,
07:53that there is no talk
07:55and that it is enough
07:57to draw an impression.
07:59So I don't need
08:01a wide field,
08:03you know, portals, interviews,
08:05no, no, no.
08:07When I see,
08:09when I see with my own eyes,
08:11I already guess who it is,
08:13because according to me,
08:15as far as I have an impression,
08:17the woman is, hey,
08:19one in one baby,
08:21the woman is a baby.
08:23That's it.
08:25Županica,
08:27not some Croatian,
08:29some domestic,
08:31Županica,
08:33comfortable,
08:35wears well,
08:37from Siska to Zagreb,
08:39looks beautiful,
08:41educated,
08:43speaks well,
08:45there is,
08:47and normally the eyes see from the sweat,
08:49from the dark,
08:51the people stand for her,
08:53you understand?
08:55It's not that it's irrelevant.
08:57When you ask who stands for you,
08:59the people, brother, I do what I want.
09:01Of course.
09:03When the people choose you,
09:05take care of Veselja.
09:07What else?
09:09You are not from some
09:11scams, but people's will.
09:13Come on, tell me against the people.
09:15No, I don't have any,
09:17I don't judge against the people,
09:19I don't judge against the people.
09:21There is no chance.
09:23Besides, this is a bit of a light,
09:25bipolar light.
09:27I think it's an act.
09:29Now, with this,
09:31I think everyone should say,
09:33until we saw the diary,
09:35we can think like this,
09:37when we saw this,
09:39I think even the biggest sceptic
09:41can understand that there is nothing.
09:43There is nothing of that.
09:45He writes at home and says,
09:47and we have a trial for
09:49communist crimes,
09:51crimes in Porace.
09:53The source is,
09:55as in the European Commission,
09:57a book,
09:59La Lille Vernoir du Communisme,
10:01which will be called
10:03the Black Book of Communism.
10:05We took data from it.
10:07Under the communist banner
10:09and in that totalitarian system,
10:1193,350,000 people died.
10:13How do you,
10:15from your perspective,
10:17how so many victims?
10:19Collateral.
10:21That's all for you.
10:23I mean, not all of them.
10:25There are those who died
10:27by fighting,
10:29but you have collaterals,
10:31you have a lot,
10:33because Gusta was populated,
10:35you know.
10:37I read a couple of books.
10:39You kill more civilians
10:41than you kill soldiers.
10:43That's the collateral I'm talking about.
10:45That's your opinion.
10:47Do you think they are dead?
10:49That's my opinion,
10:51and it holds water,
10:53which is the most accurate.
10:55The revolution eats its children,
10:57and at the same time it eats the circle.
10:59You can't influence
11:01the influence of this war.
11:03You can't influence the influence of the war.
11:05I had a grandfather,
11:07a soldier,
11:09and he told me,
11:11you know, all Zlikovci,
11:13and these clero-nationalists,
11:15domestic traitors,
11:17turned to the partisans
11:19to carry out crimes
11:21in order to get rid of the pro-fighters.
11:23I see, I see.
11:25And then a documentary
11:27came to my mind,
11:29how the Chetniks
11:31turned to the partisans
11:33two days before the end of the war,
11:35and then they did the same.
11:37I see.
11:39The criminals turned
11:41to the Communist Party
11:43and then to the partisans.
11:45Incredible.
11:47You see, I'll black you out later.
11:49I'll black you out.
11:51Let's watch the documentary.
11:59Good morning.
12:01Good morning.
12:03What do you have up there in the bushes?
12:05Cockroaches.
12:07Cockroaches should be here.
12:09Cockroaches.
12:11Listen, I'm calling you
12:13Chetniks and the rest here.
12:15Now you will take off your
12:17armbands and put
12:19cockroaches up there.
12:21Some metal ones,
12:23some fabric ones,
12:25whatever you have.
12:27So from now on you are partisans,
12:29you are no longer Chetniks.
12:31I mean, you are not Chetniks,
12:33but what does it matter, brother?
12:35Shoot him.
12:37Now he will come and provoke.
12:39Do you see him?
12:41Hey, partisans,
12:43you can't do anything to me
12:45without a trial.
12:47Here you go.
12:49Shoot him.
12:55What are you doing?
12:57That was a civilian.
12:59Shoot him.
13:01What does it matter?
13:03Newly composed music.
13:05I work in Chetniks,
13:07as well as in partisans.
13:09If you find out, we're done.
13:11Here, you saw,
13:13if a goat doesn't lie,
13:15how does it go?
13:17If a horn doesn't lie,
13:19a goat lies.
13:21If a horn doesn't lie,
13:23a goat lies.
13:25No, no, if a goat lies,
13:27a horn doesn't lie.
13:29Yes, that's right.
13:31People came up with that.
13:33It doesn't matter.
13:35A lot of people came up with that.
13:37As I said,
13:39there are some inconsistencies
13:41around that proverb,
13:43but maybe this is not the place
13:45to explain it.
13:47No, but it came to my mind.
13:49Maybe it's genetic,
13:51so it doesn't matter.
13:53I thought about it.
13:55If a goat doesn't lie,
13:57a horn doesn't lie,
13:59if a horn doesn't lie,
14:01a goat doesn't lie.
14:03No, no, if a goat lies,
14:05a horn doesn't lie,
14:07a goat lies.
14:09No, no, it doesn't matter.
14:11So, we got to the exclusives.
14:13Look at how Prime Minister
14:15Zoran Milanovic
14:17defended the ministers of his government.
14:19It was uncomfortable to watch,
14:21but he has a right.
14:23He chose them,
14:25he can...
14:27I'm telling you,
14:29I'm waiting for Milanovic to lead.
14:31I know he can't do it forever.
14:33You'll see.
14:35Let's watch it together.
14:37If it bothered you,
14:39I'm sorry I couldn't be here
14:41for an hour,
14:43because I had to deal
14:45with some conversations
14:47that I can't deal with here.
14:49These are things that happen
14:51regularly with foreigners.
14:53People who work,
14:55are you aware that Croatia
14:57has a 2% economic decline?
14:59We'll be satisfied if it's only 2%.
15:01Are you aware
15:03of the damage you're doing to Croatia?
15:05Are you aware of the depth of that
15:07and the damage
15:09of such a policy?
15:11Are you aware
15:13that Croatia,
15:15as a country that won't have
15:17economic growth this year,
15:19are you aware of where this is leading us?
15:21Are you aware
15:23that this is a consequence
15:25of someone's economic policy
15:27or the absence of some economic policy?
15:29Are you aware
15:31that Croatia is in the club
15:33of a small number of European countries
15:35that have such a situation?
15:37Are you aware
15:39of the damage you've done to the Croatian budget?
15:41Are you aware
15:43that there is a 40 billion kuna
15:45budget deficit?
15:47Where did that money go?
15:49More precisely, where did that money go?
15:51And that Croatia is a country
15:53that has the potential
15:55and that at the same time
15:57Croatia has an economic decline?
15:59Are you aware that I am rarely responsible for that?
16:01That we are one of the European countries
16:03that are not moving
16:05and that you are damaging Croatia with such a policy?
16:07Are you aware
16:09that this can no longer be done?
16:11And now you have the courage
16:13to say, blame the government
16:15that doesn't work, blame the government
16:17that doesn't know.
16:19Why are you talking about this?
16:21Are you aware that with this addition
16:23you can add 10 times,
16:25you will not change anything?
16:29I would like to hear
16:31any concrete ideas,
16:33plans, what to do.
16:35However, there were a lot of
16:37holes in the implementation of the law,
16:39a lot of unexplained omissions,
16:41lack of interest.
16:43To put something that we can put,
16:45that is clear.
16:47Thank you and goodbye.
17:17We are here.
17:19I think it's stupid.
17:21We are independent.
17:23Thank God, who is in power.
17:25If the prime minister needs it,
17:27we are here.
17:29Maybe they really needed it in public.
17:31Do you think so?
17:33We all stand on the conditions.
17:35But now specifically
17:37here is the case.
17:39We have come to the part
17:41that many people
17:43eagerly expect.
17:45There are a lot of letters.
17:47Thank you for your support.
17:49I love you very much.
17:53Let the viewers see
17:55how many letters there are.
17:57A small million.
17:59We are surprised.
18:01We are not given anything.
18:03It's a little stupid.
18:05Look, but we have the surplus.
18:07What are we going to do now?
18:09First of all,
18:11I recommend you
18:13to give gifts.
18:15What is the purpose of a girl?
18:17To entertain, to attract.
18:19And to give gifts.
18:21You didn't give anything to Slava.
18:23I didn't, but now I will.
18:27We had an incredible
18:29amount of letters.
18:31We chose only a few.
18:33And according to the system
18:35that we like.
18:37We give him the phone.
18:39We give him the phone.
18:41His girl.
18:43We have two phones.
18:45One goes to a family
18:47in the river.
18:49They really tried.
18:51We have nine letters.
18:53I can't believe it.
18:55You know what I'm glad about?
18:57You see here,
18:59according to the graphology,
19:01I see that it is a word
19:03about a younger person.
19:05We got nine letters
19:07from the same people from the river.
19:09Since I love the river so much,
19:11I said let's give gifts to both hotels.
19:13So it's the GuljaÅ” family.
19:17GuljaÅ” family.
19:19And there are a lot.
19:21I counted six.
19:23Or seven, I don't know exactly.
19:25I have to count again.
19:27I think there are nine.
19:29Nine letters from the same family.
19:31Tell me if you wouldn't give.
19:33So the GuljaÅ” family follows.
19:35Yes, they follow.
19:37They follow the GuljaÅ” family.
19:43When I go to Istria,
19:47I'll go to Vrata Jadrana.
19:51And there at Å anka,
19:53I'll wait for you.
19:55No, no, no.
19:57We'll send you a postcard.
19:59Look how much the postman earned
20:01through our show.
20:03When a German comes
20:05and buys a postcard,
20:07no one will take it.
20:09But that's why
20:11it's in the form of a postcard.
20:13They are now the GuljaÅ” family.
20:15They are called the GuljaÅ” family.
20:17I have one more.
20:19There are a lot of girls
20:21in that family.
20:23I don't know if Kristina is there.
20:25I don't think so.
20:27There is Eva.
20:29Eva, GuljaÅ”, Minit.
20:31Come on, Minit.
20:33Come on, Minit.
20:35I'm really into Eva.
20:37Let's see who this is.
20:39It's the same Eva.
20:41Maybe there are two of them.
20:43There's Adam.
20:45There's Adam, but there's also Tihomir.
20:47Put their letters up right away.
20:49I got a few more letters
20:53and a beautiful postcard
20:55from Bregana.
20:57Wait, let me see.
20:59It's from Bregana.
21:03This is a greeting
21:05from Samobor.
21:07It's from Bregana.
21:09The man is writing in Cyrillic.
21:11Look how good it is.
21:13This is another colleague
21:15from Karlovac.
21:17Dragutin Jezrinac.
21:19I only have one
21:21postcard.
21:23I only have one postcard
21:25for Bela.
21:27Half of it
21:29goes to Dragutin,
21:31and the other half
21:33goes to Marin.
21:35Half goes to Marin,
21:37and the other half goes to Dragutin.
21:39I don't know.
21:41I'm going to split the postcard.
21:43Maybe I'll get some friendship.
21:45I'll give you the postcard
21:47and the stamp.
21:49I'll give him all the Herz.
21:51If you give him the postcard,
21:53give him the Herz.
21:55The Herz and the stamp.
21:57How are you going to give
21:59half of the stamp to the people?
22:01Let them find it somewhere.
22:03Maybe some kind of communication
22:05will be established.
22:07You see, you're good.
22:09We apologize to the others.
22:11If we get in trouble,
22:13we'll share it.
22:15We don't have that.
22:17No, we don't.
22:19One of them says,
22:21Mohammed is coming.
22:23Never stop writing.
22:25Never.
22:27Keep writing.
22:29You'll get something for sure.
22:31We get everything.
22:33There are cables,
22:35there are boxes.
22:37I have a jacket.
22:39I've been wearing it for a long time.
22:41Maybe two seasons.
22:43It was a bad winter.
22:45We'll share the jacket.
22:49Now let's go to our
22:51spiritual father.
22:53Dalai Lama.
22:55He made a survey
22:57in the HGZ.
22:59In which one?
23:01What did he ask?
23:03Should we remove
23:05Tudbash from the HGZ?
23:07Remove?
23:095% yes,
23:11and 95% no.
23:15What?
23:17I don't understand.
23:19Are you kidding me?
23:235% yes,
23:25and 95% no.
23:29That's what they asked.
23:31From the HGZ.
23:33No way.
23:39That's good, right?
23:41Great.
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24:29as it happens
24:31to learned people,
24:33Zhivojina and Želimir,
24:35two books.
24:37Buy them.
24:39They have all the best bookstores.
24:41One book is
24:43Slovenian Catastrophe.
24:45If you are interested
24:47in a construction site
24:49in Slovenia,
24:51you have a complete Slovenia
24:53in this book.
24:57The other book is
24:59Free Workplaces in Croatia.
25:01That's a new edition.
25:03Free Workplaces in Croatia.
25:05You can get it.
25:07Hurry up.
25:09What can you do?