Pervanov Dnevnik RTL - S02E19
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00:00The most important thing is that you always forget it.
00:10What?
00:11What do you mean what?
00:12First, immediately second.
00:14Don't get confused.
00:15No, no, no.
00:16I'm second.
00:17No, no, no.
00:18I'm second.
00:19No.
00:20First, immediately second.
00:21You're cheating.
00:22No, I won't, I won't.
00:23Why won't you?
00:24You'll lose the synchronization.
00:25You think so?
00:26First, and immediately second.
00:27As soon as it starts.
00:28I'm second!
00:29You'll lose the synchronization.
00:30I know, I know.
00:31But it's more convenient.
00:32Dear viewers, we wish you a pleasant evening, which you will spend in a fun way with unforgettable
00:41information moments of Peron's Diary.
00:43Is that right?
00:44Not only information, but informative, as well.
00:45Yes, yes, informative.
00:46Yes, yes.
00:47So, apart from the lesson in computer science, we also have a lesson in information.
00:57First of all, it is important that someone points out to you, because honest people like you, our viewers,
01:03do not have time to assess what is of importance, and what is not.
01:07There is a lot, a lot of information that will confuse you every day.
01:12Not only the press, but also the electronic media, such as TV, radio, the Internet, various portals.
01:19They are all pushing into your head, pushing, pushing,
01:23so as not to infiltrate and take over your brain, your blue station.
01:28And then, man, what?
01:30You forget, you forget.
01:31You come, you need something, you can't remember.
01:33You can't remember because of the excess amount of information.
01:36You don't have a place anymore.
01:38For example, an average Croatian has about 2 GB of brain.
01:42Somewhere there, yes.
01:44Except for the information that is important to you for recovery,
01:48so that you know which trams go where, and so on.
01:50In me, that extra memory, I don't have enough,
01:53all the strong knowledge that I have accumulated during my life,
01:57my life can no longer stand.
01:59By the way, do you know what the Croatian banknote is called?
02:03Banknote?
02:04Yes, yes, yes.
02:05The wall is crying.
02:06You push, it spits, it spits at you.
02:09Do you know what this banknote has now?
02:11You push the banknote, it spits at you.
02:13I see people go and wipe, but tears or what?
02:16But somehow you will survive.
02:18I often tell them, survive in Croatia,
02:20let us all have fun, we will light the fire of the club,
02:23we will have a job, we will all have something.
02:25It's not all in money.
02:26It's not, come on.
02:27It's not all in money.
02:28There is something in the golden half.
02:30Yes.
02:31Here is the sixth grass in 2014.
02:34Of course, that sixth grass is not the only one in history.
02:37Many times until now it was April 6th.
02:41Or April 6th.
02:43Yes, yes.
02:44There are people who ...
02:45Okay, there are people, let's not talk about everything now.
02:47Who understand this international name for grass.
02:53Okay.
02:54It happened last week,
02:57April 1st, or April 1st, if we want.
03:00Well, I mean, if we want, as I said,
03:04according to the PS, then you have the first April joke.
03:07Do you understand?
03:08Yes, yes.
03:09And this is the first grass joke, somehow,
03:11it doesn't hold water for me.
03:12Yes, yes.
03:13Here, in 1991, the government of the so-called Republic of the Serbian Krajina
03:18announced the withdrawal from Croatia and joining,
03:22I don't know, someone there.
03:24Oh, my life.
03:25And that was on April 1st.
03:27Well, look, I was on the phone,
03:30I was on the phone with ...
03:32Babic.
03:33Babic, yes.
03:34And he didn't ...
03:36He calls me, you know.
03:37Babic.
03:38He calls me Milo Babic.
03:39Yes, yes.
03:40Like, where are you, you know.
03:41Yes, yes, yes.
03:42I say, well, don't announce it on April 1st, you know.
03:46No one will really understand you.
03:48And that's what happened.
03:50Yes, you're right.
03:51I stand before this tribunal with a deep sense of shame and remorse.
03:56I allowed myself to participate in the persecution of the worst kind against people
04:00just because they were Croats and not Serbs.
04:03Here we have another joke,
04:05and that is in 2009, on April 1st,
04:09Croatia and Albania joined the NATO pact.
04:12I mean, the Chinese died on the side.
04:15You know, until late at night, in this Chinese barn,
04:19the light was on, what are we going to do now?
04:21Croats and Albanians joined, Albania and Croatia.
04:24But let's see how we have developed so far in the NATO pact.
04:29Unbelievable.
04:31We have, let's say, we have such things,
04:34which only strengthens my suspicion,
04:36what you said is hidden on camera.
04:38We got 150 million, free, from the Americans,
04:42for equipment, weapons and weapons,
04:44and now our Minister of Defense,
04:48what's his name?
04:50Kotromanovic.
04:51Kotromanovic is crying like, I don't have for PDV.
04:53And now he can't take a gift,
04:55look, all the howitzers,
04:57all the weapons.
04:59I watched it on YouTube.
05:01Then three ships.
05:03We can't take it because we don't have to pay PDV.
05:06Look, our army doesn't have PDV to pay.
05:08Maybe the army is private.
05:10Well, private.
05:11We should have a private army,
05:13like a company, you know.
05:15And if Nadan was in freedom,
05:17he would take it all.
05:18You see, Nadan was needed for the Minister of Defense.
05:21And then someone attacks us,
05:23go to Nadan in the basement,
05:25rocket launcher.
05:27I can't believe it, really.
05:29And not to mention the planes.
05:31It's better not to mention.
05:33The Yemeni half,
05:35Migoj Vastijan, 50 years old,
05:37watch out, Yemeni, from Yemen.
05:39You know, like, Yemen.
05:41You know, our aviation, Ostar Greben,
05:43you come to Pošten, you go to Yemen.
05:45You go to Yemen.
05:47You go to Yemen.
05:49You go to Yemen.
05:51In Ukraine, they have Krpaj,
05:53you know, Vare, Trulex.
05:55And the Czechs put electronics,
05:57and the Romanians control.
05:59Yes, but you know,
06:01we are like,
06:03NATO is sending its planes
06:05only now to Ukraine, you know.
06:07We have aviation there
06:09for years, years.
06:11Yes, maybe we are there for every case.
06:13Look, you will see what will happen
06:15after this crisis.
06:17It will come out that we are
06:19NATO's predecessor,
06:21and under the blame of the plane crash.
06:23Yes, the plane crash,
06:25and then...
06:27Then, on the 3rd of May,
06:29what happened?
06:31In 1922, Josip,
06:33Josip, not Josip,
06:35but Josip Vissarionovic Stalin
06:37inherited Lenin
06:39in the USSR.
06:41I don't know who is
06:43the greatest democrat.
06:47Allow me,
06:51in the name of our Congress,
06:55all brotherly parties...
06:59And on the 6th of May,
07:011941, a well-known event,
07:03many women in black,
07:05many of them cry
07:07on their foreheads with me,
07:09another event happened,
07:11and that is that the forces of Osovina
07:13bombed Belgrade,
07:15and the attack on Yugoslavia
07:17began in Belgrade.
07:19So, a dream,
07:21a dream of happiness,
07:23a brotherly creation,
07:25a symbiosis of three brotherly nations,
07:27a country that promised,
07:29a dream to be,
07:31more like a utopia,
07:33as long as it was good.
07:35At that time, it really promised.
07:37And they bombed,
07:39the Germans bombed,
07:41and the Italian forces of Osovina
07:43bombed Belgrade.
07:45And in 1941,
07:47they bombed Belgrade.
07:49And what was the king going to do?
07:51He ran away.
07:53Pavlić also ran away in 1941.
07:55Why?
07:57People were running away.
07:59The leader was running away.
08:01And what was he going to do?
08:03He started running,
08:05and the helicopter
08:07was trying to catch him.
08:09Yes, but they pulled him by the leg.
08:11Unbelievable.
08:13Whoever he was,
08:15he ran away.
08:17And the people could not organize themselves
08:19in such a city.
08:21You take a woman and run away.
08:23There are some people
08:25who know how to run.
08:29Welcome, stranger,
08:31to Croatia.
08:33Croatia is one of the most
08:35beautiful countries in the world.
08:37But we have something more.
08:39We have a unique opportunity
08:41to invest in our country.
08:43We have developed
08:45bureaucracy over the million.
08:47And also,
08:49we have 3 million pensioners.
08:51This is a last-minute
08:53opportunity.
08:55We have a unique offer
08:57for you.
08:59Your dollar becomes
09:0110 in a few years.
09:03Because of lazy
09:05farmers, we have
09:07almost virgin, almost untouchable
09:09agricultural
09:11lands for you.
09:13Dear stranger,
09:15don't wait 33 years.
09:17Now it's the right
09:19moment to invest.
09:21Invest here, if you dare.
09:25We have come to work
09:27when we promote our
09:29president,
09:31the first president,
09:33who is also, I think, a gentleman
09:35and an artist.
09:37Is he a doctor?
09:39I think he is.
09:41I will kill myself if I know.
09:43It doesn't matter.
09:45Do you think he is?
09:47If nothing else, at least
09:49he is an academic.
09:51Ivo Sipović and his
09:53prophecy.
09:59My mother used to say
10:01that he is exotic.
10:05He is an agnostic.
10:11He is exotic.
10:13He is exotic.
10:15He has a problem with his
10:17white hair.
10:19I think he is
10:21from Kosovo.
10:23They both look the same.
10:25They are both from Slovenia.
10:27They have the same eyebrows.
10:29They are the same.
10:31When you get close to them,
10:33they are different.
10:37I think he is the best so far.
10:41What was the story about?
10:43The Pope and Karamarko.
10:45There is a better story,
10:47but later.
10:49We have a video.
10:51They give two frogs.
10:53One frog
10:55and one Pope.
10:57They go to the Pope's mobile.
10:59He drives.
11:01The Pope drives to the Pope's mobile.
11:03The frog says,
11:05which happened to be
11:09in a bad place,
11:11the frog says,
11:13I didn't tie my belt.
11:15Can you guarantee me,
11:17Pope,
11:19that in case of a collision,
11:21that nothing will happen to me,
11:23that God will protect me,
11:25and so on.
11:27The Pope says,
11:29don't be afraid of anything.
11:31They collided.
11:33The Pope's mobile collided.
11:39The frog says to the Pope,
11:41you fooled me.
11:45The Pope says,
11:47the frog killed me.
11:51Pinocchio says,
11:53the frog?
11:55Maybe.
11:59The Pope says,
12:01that's good.
12:07That was phenomenal.
12:09Yes.
12:11The frog.
12:13I like it when animals speak.
12:15It's a poem.
12:17It's a so-called onomatopoeia.
12:19When animals have human forms
12:21and speak.
12:23You know, the wolf says,
12:25open up.
12:27Do you know those poems?
12:29Yes.
12:31Three little pigs,
12:33a wolf, a chameleon,
12:35a snowman,
12:37and a four-leaf clover.
12:39It doesn't matter now.
12:41We came to Nikola Tesla.
12:43There was a problem about Nikola Tesla.
12:45I don't know why.
12:47He was born in Croatia,
12:49traditionally in Austro-Hungary,
12:51but Croatia,
12:53part of Austro-Hungary.
12:55What?
12:57Why are you dragging me into this?
12:59I'm just stating facts.
13:01How was he Serbian?
13:03How was he Serbian?
13:05If he was born in Croatia...
13:07Do you want us to
13:09give you facts?
13:11Just a little.
13:13Don't get me wrong.
13:15He was Serbian, he was Croatian.
13:17The largest institute in Massachusetts,
13:19in the United States,
13:21counted between 11,000 people
13:23who marked
13:25the history of the world.
13:27There are also several Croats.
13:29Croats are Diocletians.
13:31What do you want to say?
13:33Croats were born in Split.
13:35If we're going to talk about that...
13:37Shut up now.
13:39All those aronyms.
13:41Nikola Tesla,
13:43Druk Tito,
13:45Tuzman, Mesec, Ratko Mladić.
13:47Croats.
13:49Yes, yes.
13:51Milan Kučan, Croat.
13:53Davor Šuker, Croat.
13:55Ivo Sanada, Josipović.
13:57Dražen Petrović, Sinišća Mihalović, Croat.
13:59Postarić, Kuprać, Modrić.
14:01When it's necessary,
14:03the Serbian representation
14:05is needed.
14:07It doesn't matter.
14:09You were born in Belgrade.
14:11You were born in Smiljano.
14:13Now you can go to Indochina
14:15and do whatever you want.
14:17Train for the Indian representation.
14:19You were born in Croatia.
14:21You are a Croat.
14:23Nikola Tesla is a Croat.
14:25Don't mention Tesla to me.
14:27Do you know why I became an engineer?
14:29Why?
14:31Because of Nikola Tesla.
14:33He was my role model.
14:35What other relatives do you have?
14:37Allegedly...
14:39Allegedly his grandmother and your grandmother.
14:41Two grandmothers.
14:43Even the Indians adopted him.
14:45The Americans adopted him.
14:47Look at this short documentary
14:49about how the Cherokees adopted him.
14:51How Nikola Tesla was adopted.
14:53He was originally an Indian.
14:55Tesla is not a Serbian surname.
14:57I know it's not a Serbian surname,
14:59but he didn't call himself Tesla.
15:01He called himself Teslić.
15:03Shukon Baba was from that side.
15:05From Teslić.
15:07Yes, from Teslić.
15:09He says that we are some kind of relatives.
15:11Yes, it doesn't matter.
15:13Let's look at the documentary
15:15about the Indians.
15:17Nikola Tesla.
15:25Look at him.
15:27What do you want?
15:29I came here to raise the totem.
15:31Nikola Tesla, Cherokee.
15:33Don't tell me.
15:35He is the same Cherokee Indian.
15:37Tesla is ours.
15:39He is an Indian.
15:41I'm going to raise the totem.
15:43What are you looking at?
15:45What was that?
15:47The Indians think
15:49that he is theirs.
15:51They call him the one who dances with flies.
15:53What now?
15:55It would be good
15:57if they cut off his head.
15:59Okay, okay.
16:13I am the one who dances with flies.
16:15I am the one who dances with flies.
16:17I am the one who dances with flies.
16:21These are the graves of the Indians.
16:23The Orthodox.
16:25I heard that there are Indians in Egypt.
16:27Yes, there are Indians in Egypt.
16:29There are Indians in North America.
16:31I know that the Americans captured him
16:33because he went there.
16:35He didn't run away.
16:37He went from Croatia.
16:39He has never been to Serbia.
16:41He has never been to Serbia.
16:43Of course he hasn't.
16:45His father was an Orthodox priest.
16:47Do you understand?
16:49His father was an Orthodox priest.
16:51Do you understand?
16:53His father was an Orthodox priest.
16:55Do you understand?
16:57Let's move on to an easier topic.
16:59The referendum on Cyrillic.
17:01A few million signatures have been collected.
17:03However,
17:05the state will not start
17:07because it is inappropriate.
17:09For example,
17:11it is not allowed
17:13to forbid one letter.
17:15But we cannot do that.
17:17But we cannot do that.
17:19But we cannot do that.
17:21But we cannot do that.
17:23but we cannot do that.
17:27One of the easiest works
17:29was made on the Cyrillic.
17:31was made on the Cyrillic.
17:33I have that.
17:35I have that.
17:37Čiruljica was called Hrvatica, you know, a hundred years ago.
17:40Who was called Čiruljica?
17:41You know, like Milošte, Hrvatica, Čiruljica, Hrvatica, you know.
17:50Okay, in this case, everything is on the shoulders of Mr. Peđe, Peđe Grbina.
17:56On the back, Peđe Grbina.
18:00Of course, the man is the president of the presidential committee for…
18:04Is he a doctor or what?
18:06He is a doctor, we all know what a doctor is.
18:08Dr. Peđe Grbina, so everything is on his shoulders.
18:13He has to somehow, you know, you can't now…
18:16The law dictates, but the question is inappropriate, I mean…
18:20Between two fires.
18:21Yes, and the man turned away from politics.
18:23He left politics, I mean, or still in the SDP.
18:25Still in the SDP, but Tomo said he would do that job again.
18:29He said, don't call me anymore.
18:31They changed the number.
18:33You know, now it's Uršovaj Novi, 090…
18:36Not 097, not 090…
18:39090.
18:40You go to 090, you get 10 more minutes to talk to Uskok for free.
18:45So, Peđe Grbina and the protest against such a situation in Croatia,
18:50but in Istrian-Italian language.
18:54Original Istrian, it's not Istrian, Italian are not the same.
18:57It's not, of course.
18:58You know, Forshi 16, you know.
19:01Now, look at the resistance of the leftist politics in the form of rap.
19:06So, it's a resistance.
19:31I call you face to face.
19:33I risk making a fool of myself.
19:35I'm shy, but love gives me courage.
19:38To tell you that since I've seen you, it's always May.
19:40The world is beautiful and full of colors.
19:43But still on the trees there are only flowers.
19:45That sooner or later, it is said, even fruits will come.
19:48So, what are you doing?
19:49Gorgeously waiting.
19:50Waiting for that desire to be shared.
19:53I'm here in front of you, asking you for a smile.
19:56Face the window, my love.
20:00And now, we received a message from Reži,
20:03that the plane has received the latest invoice from Dalaj-Lama.
20:10It's incredible how much resistance that man gives to the invoice.
20:13And how hard they are working.
20:15How hard they are working, but still he is a spiritual leader.
20:18This, what he has, is it all on him, one by one?
20:21Yes, it is.
20:22Is he personally the first owner?
20:25He is the first owner.
20:26So, let's see what the invoice is still doing at Dalaj-Lama.
20:33In Brussels, some Englishman is looking for Ingrid, her number.
20:37What number?
20:39Is that the number on the phone?
20:41He says, he has 6-6-3, he says 6-2-9.
20:47What?
20:48What now?
20:50What, what?
20:52And he says to her, in English, would you please?
20:57In English?
20:59In English.
21:01She says,
21:046-6-3, 6-2-9.
21:11She forgot the first number.
21:15I can't.
21:22And she says, the sky is bleeding, it's dangerous.
21:30Are the angels up there doing that?
21:34Yes, they are drinking vitamin juice.
21:36The sky is bleeding, it's dangerous.
21:41Are the angels up there doing that?
21:45Tutti Frutti is playing hot rock.
21:47The best sound is vitamin juice.
21:52I love you
21:56I love you
22:01I pretend that I don't love you
22:16You have learned and got used to bring something from the world of knowledge
22:21Most often it was a book, right?
22:26Yes, yes.
22:28A book or some good advice or conversation.
22:32However, we received a lot of letters, e-mails and SMS
22:38how to change the batteries in the remote control.
22:42I would say at first hand that it is simple, but there are a lot of women,
22:47a lot of old people who simply do not see.
22:51On one side of the remote control there are buttons,
22:56then you turn that side,
23:00usually the red button,
23:03and then you turn the side,
23:06but the red button is away from you.
23:10Then you will see where there is a small opening.
23:14Like a small door.
23:16Like a small door, it is most often so.
23:18So, I let go of my finger, it's easy for me,
23:22but those who don't, let go of their finger when they see that the batteries are working poorly,
23:26and then they push their finger pointer,
23:31the so-called finger,
23:33into the opening that is ready,
23:36and they pull it out.
23:39So, it is obligatory from you, never towards you.
23:42Yes, and now that button is out.
23:46Now you will see two batteries that are opposite,
23:50so it's in position 69.
23:52You take out one battery,
23:54but it's hard without nails,
23:56you can use this cover.
23:58So, you take out one battery,
24:00you put it, usually you throw it in the bin,
24:03where do you throw the battery?
24:05I have it on the street.
24:07So, the battery has a male and a female side.
24:10The male side is with a small protrusion,
24:13and the female side is horizontal.
24:17So, there is a male and a female side.
24:19So, where does it go?
24:21You have a spring up and down on opposite sides,
24:23so the female side goes on the spring, right?
24:26Yes.
24:28And the males are against the spring.
24:30Here, and when you put the new batteries,
24:32again, with the same movement back,
24:35close and your remote will work.
24:39Is it ready for use?
24:41Ready for use.
24:43So, let's see how it works remotely,
24:45just click and it works.
24:47Good night, I wish you peace and quiet.
24:49Good night, I wish you peace and quiet, Vukasinović.
24:52Aha.
24:58Did you see how it works?
25:00When I change the batteries...